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Master Chief did the Eulogy. He did a great job.

Manly tears. ;_;

jesus fucking christ

Same thing happened to me, still waiting on a coffin.

>>23151796
I have like 4 of those...I draw bruce lee's face on each one...

Xbox 360-kun... ;_;

PS2 didn't attend the funeral. What an asshole.

OH NO, ANOTHER OF YOUR FRIENDS DIED ANON?

JUST BUY ANOTHER FRIEND

>>23151796
I mean uhhhh......

Master Chief did the Eulogy. He did a great job.

>>23151781
what a douche bag, that original xbox not being at his own sons funeral

>20th

Its the 23 bro

NOT EVERYONE LIVES WHERE YOU LIVE.

IT DIDN'T RAIN AT ALL TODAY.

This made me chuckle, good job!

That pic is full of win

Were original Xbox and SNES too busy to even show up?

Props for setting up the props

where is Xbox Sr.?

Many systems showed up for the funeral. Some couldn't make it, but sent there condolences

>>23151875
It actually rained where I live today, and it never fucking rains here ever

THE SKIES WEEP FOR YOUR XBAWKS OP

well played op, i lol'd

hopefully #5 will last for the long haul, microsoft finally started replacing throwing away all the old xenon boards and started installing opus boards for incoming repairs

>>23151781
That's fucking terrible. That Xbox 360 did nothin' to hurt nobody.

Dreamcast couldnt catch a flight.

OP, are you familiar with the concept of "the great outdoors?"

>>23151873

Had to wait for the coffin to arrive in the mail yo.

the systems that didn't show up were busy playing games

Some took the passing harder than others. Echochrome was having a hard time keeping his composure. When the service was over, everyone lined up to give their final goodbyes. Master Chief was their to give support.

I can't believe you actually have a Virtual Boy.
lol collectorfags.

360 R.I.P.

PS3 IS THE MURDERER

WHERES THE DETECTIVE WHEN YOU NEED IT

Original Xbox hates his son because the new system update made him more casual

>>23151885
This is a funeral and you're laughing? You asshole.

Of course, the real bastard is the poor kid's father, Xbox. The least he could do is show up at his son's funeral.

Master Chief was strong and supportive the entire funeral, but when all systems said their final goodbyes and left, Master Chief couldn't keep his composure any longer.

Enjoy your stay next to the thousands of Dreamcasts and PS2s.

You're supposed to take toys out of their packages.

They really need to remake "The Brave Little Toaster" with consoles

>>23151781
Whoa R.O.B showed up. He's a celebrity.

>>23151988
My friend has one. They are actually pretty damn fun. My eyes always tear up when I play it though.

For a moment he felt alone. Who would comfort him? Then he felt a pat on his shoulder. It was Echochrome there to help him.

>>23151781
who were the undertakers?

>>23152016

DON'T FUCK THE CORPSE CAPTAIN KING

nice OP.

also you get points for ROB. hes not an ass hole like PS2.

DUDE

WHAT GAME IS IN YOUR SNES

Master Chief gave his goodbyes and pulled himself together. As they were about to leave, they were surprised with an unexpected guest. It was Xbox 360's biological father, Xbox.

HOW DID IT DIE

>>23152082
THE PLOT THICKENS

>>23152082
OH FUCK PLOT TWIST

Master Chief and Echochrome stuck around as Xbox gave his respects to his son.

This needs to be archived...

>>23152016
>>23152052
Hey, wait a minute, Master Chief looks like he's about to hump the 360...with the mannequin joining in...

I SUDDENLY LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING

>>23151781
I noticed that game gear has put on a few pounds over the years. And virtual boy is awkwardly standing in the back trying not to be noticed. Wow, wii and gamecube are still really close, isn't THAT surprising, hehe.

>>23152078
>SNES
...GASP!

The sad thing is This is a funner concept than actually playing them

>>23152082
oh shit mofo

>>23152027

>they really need to rape my childhood

I fixed it for you

I hear talk that NXE did him in.

http://www.gamespot.com/users/tiggerboy/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25578816&om_act=conve
rt&om_clk=soapbox&tag=soapbox;subject;2

Old.

http://www.gamespot.com/users/tiggerboy/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25578816&om_act=conve
rt&om_clk=soapbox&tag=soapbox;subject;1

This is what would happen if G4 and the Soap Opera Channel had disgusting sex

>>23152082

x-box was secretly laughing that he is still alive after 4 sons

archive it!
www.4chanarchive.org>Request interface>23151781 >WINNNNN

>>23152168

>>23152093

By not having a 40% Hardware failure rate.

>>23151781

Dude, you made my fucking day.

That picture's hilarious.

>>23152168

Shat brix.

>>23152140
OH FUCK I JUST NOTICED IT'S A NES.
WHAT THE FUCK NTSC VERSIONS

ANYWAY, WHAT GAME IS IN YOUR FAGGOT NTSC NES

"Xbox, I knew you would make it."

>>23152201
THIS THREAD IS ONE BIG LIE!

>>23151990
>detective

>>23152291
"Shut up, where's my... son?"

I lol'd at this thread.

cheers op.

i'm a ps3 owner and this thread made me shed a manly tear.

>>23151938
It actually snowed here. Cue Kana death scene.

Baw. ;____;

in after win

CONTINUE

>>23152380
>>Cue Kana death scene.
Oh fuck you. ;_;

Bang...

See you space Cowboy

>>23152273

It's a Famicom.

"I gave you everything...games, downloads, and even rage. Now the only thing left to take, is my life...again."

BUT WHO WAS MOM?

>>23152486

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUsU9C_Lizw&feature=related

>>23152587
PC, durr

>>23152614
OH GOD I HATE YOU ;_;

I HATE YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH...
...
...
...
...
;_; hold me.

Protip: Xbox couldn't come to the 'funeral' because if OP placed it on the bed at the same time as all those consoles, it would have cause all the matter around it to collapse into a black hole, killing OP.

>>23152614
And just like that I'm not sad. ;Y

>>23152273
Both Japan and North America use the NTSC video signal... as well as several other regions. lrn2ntsc.

>>23151848
>>23151861
I was pretty sure i saw PS2 and Xbox at the wake... they were right next to each other the entire....

Oh god.

>>23152614

>>23152614
You're gonna carry that weight.

>>23152614
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU

;_;

whats the red and white thing!?

THIS IS A TRIUMPH

http://www.gamespot.com/users/tiggerboy/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25578816&om_act=conve
rt&om_clk=soapbox&tag=soapbox;subject;2

>>23152909
Famicom.

Thanks for confirming that /v/irgins have no life, OP.

GODDAMNIT CONTINUE, HOW DOES IT END?

Who. the. FUCK. invited TWO GAME GEARS?

>>23153180
Holy... I never noticed that until now! I only noticed the blue one before! But there's an original black one, too!

>>23153180
TWIIIINS

fail for no dreamcast