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obvious troll is OBVIOUS, but I wouldn't be surprised, knowing mootle and his craving for more jew golds

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...where will we go?

Only Captain Kuchiki can defeat 4chan.

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MMM delicious pasta

>>47584390
phail troll is phail

besides, even if we did turn into SA anon would find ways around it.

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noooooooooooooooooo

shit layout is shit

>>47584390
>>47584390

I'd preorder mootle's fucking head on a plate if that were to actually happen.

Snacks too, just for being such a FAGGOT

i'm from the future, nobody survives, not even the children.

Jesus motherfucking Crist!

This can't be true.

GTFO

Hi, I just found this place. Where do I register?

Dibs on "Anonymous".

Where do we go to create our own unique avatars that represent how zany we all are?

It's the end of 4chan as we know it.
It's the end of 4chan as we know it.
And I feel line.

What? No, I don't! This is a fucking outrage!

Goodbye 4chan. I'll remember the lulz.

>>47584962

seconded

lulz

>>thread

can it be longcat scarf tiem nao!?

This is so far the best troll there was since the newfag floods bravo my good sir 1000 internets to you

I need to buy me one of the Longcat keychains I saw at Supercon.

For all it's worth, I'll miss 4chan the way it was.com

>>47585103
I regretably must agree.. people are lining up to fall for this.

a sad day in history of 4chan indeed... Good bye 4chan. I will remeber the lulz we used to share always. and if this is moots doing.... I sort of saw it coming.

I already got my account, this site is going to be awesome like Gaia soon!

>>47584512

>>47584850
give back my glasses, dick

>>47585506
Holy shit, it's Faxanadu! I own that cart!

One user signs up as 'Anonymous'. Login details are made public.

Suddenly, we're all anon again.

/thread

I've had an account for weeks, noko~

I know m00t.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>47584659

I lol'd. Well played, Mods, well played.

>>47584390
srsly?

oh I fucking love this

lol fail

♠♠♠♠♠♦♦♦

>>47584390
Ha ha ha, Banned.

banned

>>47584390
Thread will now have hundreds of replies.

/r/ sticky

(USER WAS TANNED ON THIS COAST)

anyone else thought that 4chan was replaced with a shitty web2.0 pornsite when they first saw the new page?

STICKY NOAW TO KILL THE CANCER

ZEUS IS PLEASED BY THIS BANNING!

Thank you mods, that was getting very annoying. Now please to be do it in the other boards (/v/, /g/, and /h/ specifically)

in during mod cock sucking

>>47586416
Yeah, I thought a domain squatter got a hold of it.

in after post-mod cock sucking guilt and self-hatred post.

i herd mootle was gonna make an appearance on habbo to announce 4chan2.0.

plz confirm/deny

MODS = FAGS

MODS = FAGS

FUCK YEAH, MODS! Please stop this shit because it seriously isn't funny anymore.

MODS = FAGS
MODS = FAGS
MODS = FAGS
MODS = FAGS
MODS = FAGS
MODS = FAGS
MODS = FAGS
MODS = FAGS
MODS = FAGS
MODS = FAGS
MODS = FAGS

inb4sticky

WOW IT'S THE FIRST INSTANCE OF MODS BEING NOT FAGGOTS IN THE PAST 2 YEARS

I thought it was dead too. Why do we need a frontpage? Fuck off.

>>47585506

lol is dat some Faxanadu?

I used to play that shit all the time

hi

(USER WAS FRENCHANED FOR THIS TOAST!)

Toasting in an epic bread

I'm liking that the mods are publicly banhammering again. I think they, and obscurity, were the chemo keeping /b/ tumorless.

STICKY PLZ

Wow, lame. Why b&?

>>47586752
And then John was the French Toast.

>>47586752
>>47586776
Hivemind, kinda...

SHIT YEAH

MODS = FAGS

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this troll is the cancer that is killing the cancer that is killing /b/

The /b/ gene pool is stagnet and i am the minister of chlorine

>>47584659
I lol'd at that.

>>47586816
And John had syrup lathered on his chest.

LMAO b&!

mods aren't fags for a change

MODS MADE THE THREAD YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD

(USER WAS CANNED FOR THIS ROAST)

DEATH FROM ABOVE!

The asshat isn't banned. He wrote that himself. If he was, the whole thread would be gone.

(USER WAS FACE PLANTED ON THIS POST)

>>47586974
lurk moar newfag

MOOTLE, REVEAL YOURSELF

WE DEMAND AN EXPLANATION

>>47586974
Lol wrong, you stupid newfag shit. Read a FAQ or two please.

>>47587002

no u

>>47584390
lolling at an epic ban

>>47586974
MUST...NOT...FEED...TROLLLLLL.

You can't just write it; it doesn't turn red

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

lol @ b&

>>47586974
Leave, your lurking privileges are revoked.

in after b&

>>47586671
WLCM 2 DUH JAM

(USER WASNT GOLD ENOUGH FOR THIS POST)

Mods doing something? XENU BE PRAISED, THERE MAY BE HOPE!

>>47584867

it's both sad and true, I know the story behind

Since I'm too lazy to copy-paste what was said here:
>>47585658

>>47586974
troll HARDER

>>47584390
i lol'd

>>47586377

I lol'd, hard.

>>47587047

#red goes in every field
lurk moar

>>47584390
WOW! 4chan still has MODS?

Does this mean you'll be hanging out w/us again?

SRSLY.
Maybe if faggots started getting b& again, we could return to the /b/ of old.

In B4 (USER WAS PANNED FOR THIS ROAST)

OWND

>>47586377
lulz

sticky plox

posting in an epic thrad.

>>47587473
people get banned all the time, you just don't see it.

he got banned because its true

if it weren't mods wouldn't care

I like the idea of charging for something like this. I am a richfag, and that would not be a problem.

In fact, does anyone in here remember Compuserve forums? Now that shit was the bomb. You could actually dialogue with people who were really knowledgeable about subtopics.

But, the only problem is that richfags are not always the best at everything. There are some people who are funny as hell who are poor as shit.

>>47587583
If it were true and the mods wanted it suppressed this thread would be gone, it was left here as a warning to people who want to further propagate this troll.

lol b&

3 more till archive

(USER WAS POSTED FOR THIS BAN)

>>47587653

oh shit. I remember Compuserve.

Ah fuck! I can't believe you've done this.

lol @ b&

>>47586416
I did.

>>47584390

what comes after this faggotry?? shareholders?

>>47587569
No, I'm talking of the epic b&s of old.
Where m00tykins weilded his mighty B&hammer w/an iron fist.
cold.
unforgiving.
Divine.

>>47586416
>anyone else thought that 4chan was replaced with a shitty web2.0 pornsite when they first saw the new page?

Yeah, I thought mootle had foolishly let the URL lapse and it had been gotten by one of those random generic porn sites that pop up when that sort of thing happens.

Ha ha ha. Oh wow.

>>47587755
Oh lawd.

I just went with the FIND A FRIEND program. It took me less than an hour to get 6 friends to sign up for 1 year GOLD subscriptions. Now my GOLD account is completely free!

So easy a cavemen could do it.

>>47586735
HAS NO ONE NOTICED THIS IMAGE?

>>47587752

Uh oh, man, we may be way to old to be here if you remember Compuserve!!!

Compuserve was the bizzomb, but I hated the AOL proletariat that washed in when that started up. That's about the time computers stopped being so "cool" as they were when I was kid, as they became commoditized.

But, Compuserve was so damn expensive! It did tend to keep the idiots, though.

>>47587755
Ah fuck

Archived

>>47587988
learn to trollspot.

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Hahahahahaha!

>>47588024

Heh, meant to say, keep OUT the idiotz.

Fuck for a second there I thought this shit was serious

so, like... is this true?

Welcome to 4chan /b/ ^_^

We're a imageboard created in 2003 dedicated to Anime and all things random. A common question we recieve is "How do i register?". Well it's quite simple YOU DON'T! I know you may be thinking, well how do i post then? It's easy! Just put your name and email in the appropiate fields, select a image and post. Yes it's that easy! Another common question is "Well how do i find my post count?". Though there is no post count you'll still love it here. The community is run by wonderful mods and a large friendly userbase. We here at 4chan pride ourselves on being the next-generation of internet forums. Our exclusive board system called "Futaba" blows alternatives like phpbb out of the water. Enjoy your stay and have a great day!

Who here is up for some mootle dick sucking?

>>47585228
Soviet Russia saw it coming, too. He was also banned for predicting the future.

www.warpmymind.com
http://www.breastchronicles.co.uk/zine/enlargement.shtml
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Male%20lactation
www.transgendercare.com/
http://www.crissywild.com/
http://www.crissywild.com/hormoneboutique.html
http://www.crissywild.com/f2m.html

Dunno if its true, but I am not paying for a shitty version of 4chan. I come here to share sick thoughts and be anonymous, THATS THE FUCKING PURPOSE. with 'gold'accounts it will be like fucking habbo. if 4chan becomes crap, i'm off. i'll miss you,guise.

oh i lol'd

>>47584390
OH SHI- SOVIET RUSSIA CENSORSHIP,

MOOTLE = STALIN

http://shii.org/2ch/

Don't listen to the naysayers, m<3<3t.
We miss you.
:(

>>47588498
you say it like it's a bad thing

>>47587755

i havnt heard something this dissapointing since microsoft live gold accounts =/

go back to your hole in the dirt 7chan trolls

Reference or proof of authenticity or it will never take place.

I knew this gold account thing was a load of shit

LOL!!!
sticky this

as a warning to other asshole trolls

>>47584390
Fucking wrecked, son!

Posting in a hopefully false thread.

lulz

hope you got 10 bux

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FUCK YEAH MOOTLE

newfags are tricked. fail troll is win?

4chan is a sellout. newfags can bask in it's glory, true /b/tards will migrate. personally, ive been with /b/ since 04' and now i am moving on to 12chan. Nice knowing you /b/.


R.I.P. 4chan, 2003-2007 Closed due to selling out.

>>47584390

Jonathan Swift himself would be proud of your satire my good man.

MODS = TROLLS

OP speaks the truth, mootle is a faggot

/4chan

"On January 1, 2008, 4chan will introduce user accounts. Each user will have a unique name, and will be required to supply a working email address. Also, in an attempt to keep bandwidth at a manageable level, users will be limited to 15 posts per day unless they purchase a 4chan Gold account to allow unlimited posting."

lol wut?

THE TROLL HAS BEEN PLANTED

WHERE SHAL WE GO IF 4chan GETS KILLED ??? PLEASE WHERE !!!!! *cries and falls on knees

Well, after years of being loyal to 4chan, I must say, it's finally went to shit.

I've always joked, saying "4chan was always shit" But it really wasn't, it was the same for 4 years, and now we get this garbage.

This is worse than mainstream. 4chan is now the MTV of the internet.

mootle has officially sold out. I never respected mootle, and I never had a good enough reason, it was just a gut feeling. But now, he's shown he JEW colors, selling out.

Fuck mootle. He's betrayed us all.

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"All members will be required to be registered as a member to post or view content hosted on Gaia + 4chan. Existing Gaia Online users will not need to create new accounts, but all new members, including those from 4chan, will need to register."

An Announcement from Gaia Online

"Beginning January 1st, 2008, Gaia Online and 4chan.org will begin a combined effort. We have included a mock-up of what the new site may look like."

"All members will be required to be registered as a member to post or view content hosted on Gaia + 4chan. Existing Gaia Online users will not need to create new accounts, but all new members, including those from 4chan, will need to register."