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She'll probably get raped.

>>711813
Statistically, it's actually quite likely. Especially if she is good looking.

>>711810
What kinda Bizzaro-world shit is this?

Your girl is going to get dicked down by everyone in her unit, you know? Thats how the Army works, trust me, I was in the Army for 4 years and the female soldiers are the most dicked down sluts outside of porn.

Better move on, she's gone.

>>711825
hot dickings for everybody!

op didn't specify which army.
some countries take the idea of human dignity seriously.

>>711834
oh god, you're silly.

>>711840
No, for reals. Did you know in some parts of the world prison rape is considered unjust? Crazy.

>>711849
Yeah and in others it's okay to stone a woman for getting herself raped.

>>711849
Nobody said she was going to get raped, but she will turn into a drunken slut in short order. The Army is mostly sex-starved young single men, and she's going to be hit on alot.

Also, she's a human too, and she is going to want some sex, and there is no shortage of available cocks in the military I assure you, good sir.

Who said anything about rape oO?

I know people in the military and over in iraq, they have nothing to do but shoot scorpions, hold scorpion fights, jack off and fuck. Guess what happens when a girl is horny in the desert surrounded by horny lonely guys? I'll give you a hint; It's consensual and not for purposes of procreation.

>>711858
she was asking for it, what with exposing her ankles and all

>>711849
and in Japan rape is just like saying "hello"

Don`t tell me she is with marines man... please...
My brother is in the marines and tells me the females are fucking SEX CRAZED. And they usually resort to shitty philosophies like "it`s more than 1000 miles, so it`s not cheating"

Yeah... enjoy being cheated on with the entire marine corps. Her pussy will be soaping with sperm.

Just kidding ;3

she is going to have sex with EVERYBODY in her unit, and probably the whole platoon to boot. enjoy her ginormus vagina

>>711865
> And they usually resort to shitty philosophies like "it`s more than 1000 miles, so it`s not cheating"
are you trying to argue that relationships exist regardless of physical distance? lol

Unfortunately for you, there's a very good chance that your angel is going to cheat on you ....a lot. It doesn't mean he's a horrible person, it's just the way things tend to work in the military.

Your girlfriend is going to suck so much dick that her stomach will become a hardened lump of pure protein

She's pretty white, but after the constant bukakke sessions she will be much whiter.

At all times there will be 50 dicks in her ass, like the tails of a peacock.

SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

she's a lesbian anyway

this will all end in tears...
Stay strong brother.

>>711914
I like how you had to add that last line in there, in case we didn't get it before.

>>711914

HOW MANY DUDES?

>>711914
I dare say over 9000? Or is that overplayed.

What sex are you, OP?

This red headed whore is going to be performing pressups and backflips on dicks she's going to be overflowing with semen through her tear ducts at the sheer amount of orifices that are going to be filled with titanic sized cocks sinking into her tight holes attatched to men with more stamina than a door to door jehovas witness. When she comes home you won't even recognise her as she'll look 30 years older due to the encrustation of semen she's failed to wash off of her face.

SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

>>711914

At least she'll be able to make a real smile, concidering the antidepressant effects of consuming sperm, you guys should try it too, I hardly use any paper now when making sauce, I just let it land in the palm of my hand and suck it up.

OP here. Yes, she's gonna be a marine.

:(

>>713358
Dump her. Seriously. She probably wants to get into the army BECAUSE she knows she's going to get a lot of cock.

SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES!

Women only join the army because they want cock.

Your hand is the only thing you need now.

That, and some tissues for the tears trailing down your face as you realize your lover is getting rammed up the pooper for Uncle Sam

I'm sageing this thread because I don't fucking care about you or your girlfriend.
Go baw elsewhere.

Why are army soldiers men? If only the girls were the ones to be in the army, like the amazons. Then I'll join the army. Outnumbered 300 to 1.

This is POONAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

She's going to die.

I'm not sure the things you're saying about the military are necessarily accurate. I have a friend who's joining the Navy as a translator, so she'll be dealing with radio intercepts and whatnot. I think this puts her under the Intelligence subdept. of the branch, so I think she'll be deployed to England. That'd be cute, actually, if she broke up with her current boyfriend and came back with a nice British boy.

>>711810
Op you have nothing to worry about ,shes obviously very patriotic and loves her country but shes not just fighting for her country shes fighting for you,she wont cheat on you op


SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES!

>>713769
haha navy bitches are the worst. dont bet on her breaking up with her bf or bringing back a cute british boy. she will become a hooker on her ship and if not she will just be passed around regardless. she may bring home a baby that isnt her boyfriend's or a few std's though.

Damn if the only way to get away from you was joining the army she must have been really desperate to escape your clinginess.

Oh god, this is the most hilariously ruthless thread I've read on 4chan for a long time. A++++ would lol again.

She is a suicidal angel. If she survives I predict your life together will be hell.

>>713741
Amazons didn't like men, to say the least. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>713800
But...but...she's such a sweetheart, not some kind of deranged hosemonster! Anyway, I swear to god she's not going to be on a ship, she's going to be in the fucking INTELLIGENCE dept!

Ah, who am I kidding, I should have kissed her goodbye when I had the chance. She's going to basic at the end of the summer ;_;

I'm saging this thread.

The logic being:

If OP is a troll it needs saging.

Regardless, this is the worst thread I've ever seen on r9k. What is this, /b?

Either way, the majority of posters are not the usual gentlemen of r9k and deserve cleansing with righteous fire.

The military women who don't have sex end up crazy and playing Jenga with naked iraqis or pissing on the prisoners faces. Fun while she's in the desert but not so much fun when she's back home.

SHE NEEDS TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES.

I sincerely hope that SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES becomes a meme.

Don't worry OP, there's plenty more girls outside and on the internet...try and source a breeder.

She's going to be filled to the brim with grunt sperm and sand. Her snatch will be lit up from herpes, HPV, and crotch ants.

All because SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES.

I admire your gurlfriend serving her country and stuff but
SHES GOING TO FUCK ALOT OF DUDES

ALL GLORY TO TH- WHERE IS SARAH CONDLEJACK GOING TO FUCK A LO

- DUDES
- what?
- DUDES
- what about them?
- SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF THEM

OP had better have an amputee fetish.

Soldier here. She will be surrounded by young horny men with no morals whatsoever. I actually can't think of a single woman I've met in the military that hasn't fucked around with their coworkers. When that girl is the only female contact that other men have, it's only natural to want to fuck her. She will be living with and spending all her time with these young attractive men. There's plenty of time to bond and form relationships. If there are 100 men (very conservative estimate) trying to have sex with her, surely she will want to fuck at least one of them.

>>714359
I get the impression you sure loved your time in the army.

>>714359

Translation: SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

stop dating a dyke.

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, OP?

>>711810
She's going to fuck a lot of dudes.

>>714394
Fucking a lot of dudes.

>>714407
That's kind of a coincidence, if his God AND his girl are both fucking a lot of dudes.

>>714394

HE`S FUCKING ALOT OF DUDES

ALOT OF DUDES.

>>714427
they all look like scary rapists to me

dudes... lot of them

I dare say A LOT OF DUDES will be fucking her. A LOT.

She is going to fuck so many dudes you couldn't see all of them on the champs elysees

well, will she be fucking THE dude to then?

i hear they are in peak physical condition.
and highly virile as well.

a lot of PENISES entering her VAGINA and ASS and MOUTH at FULL FORCE. looks like she would enjoy it

LOL this shit is mean. Even for NIGGERtits

Oh man.. if my girl went into the army, the first thought on my mind would be SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES.

>>714514
look at it this way, she'll be serving your country

Ahh, cheer up man. I'm sure she's not going to... not goi... not going to f... SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

>>714553
Yeah, I guess if you think of it thaSHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES.

Your girlfriend's going to come home in a body bag
Your girlfriend's going to come home in a body bag
Your girlfriend's going to come home in a body bag
Your girlfriend's going to come home in a body bag
Your girlfriend's going to come home in a body bag
Your girlfriend's going to come home in a body bag

>>714571
With a loose vagina.

SHE IS GOING TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A LOT OF DUDES.

why the hell has nobody made this yet

I can only imagine how OP must feel right now if he isn't a troll.

>>714581
thats pretty funny if you havent seen this thread.

>>714479
Those are french, probably the safest army to enlist if you are a girl. If you are a dude, well then you are fucked up.

hi i am in teh army. where will she be stationed? I need some PUSSY

>>714581
Omg you fail at motivators so god damn hard, pussy tastes good.
It should be:
'A LOT OF DUDES
She is going to fuck them'
Fuck it, just hang on for five minutes assbitch

>>714581
here you go rapecunt

stop making motivationals, they aren't fuSHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

Your angel is a moron. Move on faggot, preferably to someone who listens to you.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES?

In all seriousness, OP, it's really just a matter of how you choose to look at this. Just think of it as the two of you going to an orgy, but your car breaks down and she participates in the orgy anyways because she doesn't love you.

And then she gets shot.

>>714611
>>714605
haha I am laughing so harSHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

OP she will be fucking everyone by day 6... post nudes!

You can't blame the soldiers wanting to go after her, they'll see her as a new piece of fuck fodder, after a hard days fighting and being put into near-life death experiences, it's pretty obvious they're going to try their hardest to hit that.

It may be their last piece of tang.

>>714611

Sounds like the orgies I go to.

She gets fucked. I get shot.

In retrospect I should cancel for next friday

Archive this shit immediately

>>714632
needs two more.

Ah yes, the corruption has beSHE'S GONNA FUCK ALOT OF DUDES

She deeply loves you and will remain pure for your sake as she fights to protect you and your country from harm.

>>714693
oh boy. You don't know what's going to happen to her? DUDES

one moar is now needed
oh and
SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

Man I dont know, she's probably going to fuck alot of dudes.

>>714693

Sup OP.

I know it might be painful, but you have the face the harsh reality of the matter sooner or later. Stop deluding yourself and realize that she can't remain chaste forever in thSHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

>>714715

I'm not actually OP. I'm just someone who realized that the best way to troll 4chan is by ascribing motives of love and kindness to people.

Okay, second-best. ^_^

I want to see every relationship thread that pops up on /r9k/ have some form of "SHE'S GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES" in it.

Holy shit, look at her, every soldier within a twenty mile radius is going to try and have sex with her.

So yea, SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

You know, on the bright side, something like half the military is gay.

Unfortunately, she's pretty enough that SHE IS GOING TO BE FORCIBLY PUT THROUGH AN OPERATION TO MAKE HER A DUDE AND THEN SHE, A DUDE, WILL BE FUCKED BY A BUNCH OF DUDES

She'll end up in combat and end up killing a bunch of innocent people.

Then, to help assuage the guilt and pain of her PTSD, SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES.

Q. Whats the difference between a Zebra and a female soldier?

A. A Zebra doesn't FUCK ALOT OF DUDES to get its stripes.

She's gonna be killing a lot of innocent civilians and fucking a lot of dudes.

>>714782
oh wow. laffs were had.

TH'DUDES, SHE IS GOING TO FUCK'EM, ALOT.

My beautiful angeI has joined the army and I saw her for the last time for 10 weeks. I can hardly cope with the pain.

On the bright side, fisting her should be much easier when she gets back

Although the demands of the service may lead her to fuck a lot of dudes, she will surely return to you, her love for you undiminished.

I know this'll be hard for you OP but really you shouldn't worrSHE IS GOING TO FUCK ALOT OF DUDES.

"Leigh! I have a special mission for you!"

"SIR YES SIR"

"It is your job to sneak this bomb behind enemy lines! You have been chosen for this job because government-funded studies have determined the vagina to be the perfect hiding place."

"But sir! My vagina isn't large enough to hold a bomb!"

"Well then you'd best expand it by fucking a lot of dudes!"

"I AM GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES!"

>>714859
GOD HELP ME, I THINK I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

most tasteless thread I've seen so far outside of /b/, btw take your ronery-ness to /a/

The only thing in a girl's mind when joining the army is being the only female in a 10 km radius; therefore, she's gonna get soooo much dick. If this is true, I'm sorry for you.

you'd better make her get and STD test when she gets back, because SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

>>714972
I don't....care to enlighten me?

>>715754

So, in other words...

SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

>>715754

SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES.

By now, if I said what I was thinking, I'd likely be muted. So just guess what I'm gonna say to you.

As a Marine myself, knowing quite a few skank whores in the service, I must simply add that SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

SHE lS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES.

SHE IS GOING TO DUCK A LOT OF DUDES

If you want her not to cheat on you, you really need to assure her that you're never going to give her up, or let her down, run around and desert her.

SHE'S GOING TO MUCK A LOT OF DEUCES

>>714754
Possible thread winner.

i think beautiful angel is a pretty cool slut. eh FUCKS A LOT OF DUDES and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>714581
I FUCKING laughedf

SHE IS GOING TO FUCK ALOT OF DUDES

but dont worry she'll likely be shot dead before she can tell you about it

In this photo, the arch represents the vagina of your beautiful angel, objects passing through the arch represent things that she is going to fuck. As you can see, there are many dudes.

SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

i was bored so i fixed her up sum

>>715837

i FUCKing laughed at A LOT OF these posts, DUDE.

=S

BE SURE TO BUY YOURS TOO, BECAUSE THE ARE RUNNING OUT FAST!

I'm going to fuck her with a lot of dudes.

>>715864
Oh wow, this thread just somehow keeps getting better.

>>714016
This guy fucking sucks.

Sorry, OP, but SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

Ceci n'est pas une FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

>>715930
Thats deep man, almost as deep as OPs girl's vagina after serving in the military.

because SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

DUDE FUCKING, SHE IS GOING TO DO IT

This thread is something you would fucking see on /b/.
Relationship thread from an obvious troll or myspace faggot, followed by 100 replies of the same generic shit, this case being " LOL ALOT OF DUDES XDD "

>>711810
WAIT A SECOND

THIS WOMAN IS YOUR DAUGHTER?

WHY HAS NOBODY CONSIDERED THIS YET

>>715958
The difference is that it's all contained in one thread, not spreading out everywhere so that the only threads are SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES.

Which, by the way OP, she is.

What does your angels vagina have in common with a swamp?

>>715978
They both are going to fuck ALOT OF DUDES

>>715979

That makes no fucking seSHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

SHE IS GOING TO FUCK ALOT OF DUAAAAAAHHH CMON FUCK A GUY

>>715958
This post is something you would fucking see on /r9k/.
Sage post from an obvious troll or robot faggot, followed by a sarcastic and incorrect recreation of the same lulz phrase, this case being "SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES"

>>715958

You sound bitter, maybe you should try tSHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

A LOT OF DUDES ARE GOING TO FUCK HER

>>716002

I lol'd TO THE MAXIMUM EXTREME

she will copulate with many males

man... do you realise how many dudes are going to fuck her?!? ALOT!

She will be fucked by the thing in the background. And many of its kind.

This isn't a funny thread at all. I wouldn't want my woman getting fucked by many dudes either.

/r9k/ just lost it's meme making privelages. Shit, at least a couple of /b/ memes are funny.

sage, for the first time in my life.

>>716029
>>716029

conscience GTFO

It is with much conviction that I put forth the hypothesis that SHE WILL FELATE MANY A MAN.

She really is

>>716033

Look up the words you hear from your balding trial lawyer father, a man who has never known love, especially from your frigid wannabe-alpha-mom of a mother, before you use them in text form.

tl;dr It's "FELLATE" you puerile fuckmuppet

>>716029

MORALFAGS, IN MY /r9k/? IT'S MORE LIKELY THEN YOU THINK!

SHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

also cocks

alright, this is getting old srslSHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

Where is Sarah ConSHE IS GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES

at least a hundred

SHE IS GOlNG TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES.

YODA SAY A LOT OF DUDES SHE IS GOING TO FUCK

greetings from /s/

>>716069
moralfaggotry is a silly concept, it was probably a troll

How do I do it guise?

holy shit i wouldn't want to be you. if i was in love with a hot chick i couldn't let go of who was definetely going to be pumped endlessly by other guy's huge dongs with no protection, i would just slash my jugular wide open. that girl is going to be so fucked that she's going to come home with every one of her ova prefertilized so that she can never ever have your babies but keeps having some other guy's every 9 months. you are the biggest sucker alive if you wait for her.

>>711810

Serious advice here, OP.

She seems like an attractive girl, from the picture, but we need more background to know the likelihood of infidelity. Is she someone who gets a lot of male attention, and encourages it by flirting? Going to Iraq or Afghanistan, or just joining the military in general could cause problems if this is the case. To stay out of the roving sights of sex-starved marines, she is going to have to stay out of their way, and let them know right off the bat that she is taken and they have no chance. Fuck, OP, to be honest, I would fucking hate to be in your predicament, because the chances of her ch