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Grocery store: most stolen item in the store is gillete razor replacements. its usually me stealing them. fucking expensive

i will gladly bump this. INb4 samefag.

yeaaah, you know your friends mom who's fucking MILFy? If she's shopped at banana republic i've probably fucked her. or been hit on by her. one time in the dressing room... which got me fired.

cougars love young guys. it was so fucking worth it

Court room: Lie your ass off and we probably won't know

inb4 hordes of idiots spitting in burgers etc. THAT'S NOT WHAT THESE THREADS ARE ABOUT, FAGGOTS

BUMP

these threads are full of win

I WORK AT DRYCLEANERS AND JERK OFF INTO ALL WOMENS CLOTHING AND HOT GUYS

IM NOT GAY BTW

I work at Ross. You can steal whatever you want. We don't care, and we probably won't bother to stop you. Most of us pretend not to notice, cuz we steal shit too.

>>86897256
>>86897256
>>86897256

Inevitable. "this 1 time i spit in your shake. fucko"

ADD CONTENT FAGGTS

>>Get a large combo cup out of the garbage can, take it to the bathroom and wash it out. Go to the counter and get your refill.
Ummm I'll part with my dollar thanks.
Anyway, take it from a medfag: Doctors, nurses, and hospital staff in general don't give a shit about you. 90% we even blame all your problems on you behind your back. This is especially true if you are overweight.

build-a-bear workshop: always, always, always turn down the upsell. you don't want teddy bear clothes. you don't need any of that cheaply made shit, they're just forced to push it on you to get their numbers up. oh, and the rewards program is a ripoff.

in highschool I worked food ave at target.

target has free popcorn samples. unless ur a fatty its more popcorn than you can eat. i still ask for samples whenever I shop there.

small businesses: bitchiness = win

i worked for a neighborhood computer store. We had one bitch who swore that we took the keyboard off her laptop. she tried to take us to court, we settled, and she got off with a brand new laptop and the old one!

also, on our last inventory, we came up $13000 short and they just overlooked it (our total inventory is on 120000!!!!)

>>86897709
big fucking revelation there
you mean doctors are like everyone else only there parents made them study?

yankee candle: you can return candles all the way down to the bottom and exchange it for a new one. you can only do this once at a store though, so switch stores. just say you were unhappy with the candle, and that you couldn't smell it at all.

Most of the times when you call your bank and say you can't get into your online banking account all you need is a name and an account number, they'll just mail you the password or tell you on the phone.

I work at Barnes & Noble. We have a nonconfrontational policy. If you steal and make it out the door we won't do anything.

i work at a car dealership (stealership), no matter how good of a deal you think your getting we are making atleast 4 grand off you. Also the invoice we show you is usually made up or not real. Also we screw you on your trade in by atleast 4 thousand. and we all laugh at you once you leave with your new car cuz you just made the salesmen around a grand or so.

tl;dr we fuck you over and love it

IT Support: Say a different IT guy tried to fix it before and couldn't do it.

Go through a drive-thru of any McDonalds, KFC, Hungry Jacks etc. Order a meal (or two), get the meal then take the burger out of the bag and put it under a book or under the seat. Go back thru the drive thru and tell them they forgot the burger. They never ask to check the bag and always just give you an extra burger (particularly if the drive thru is crowded) but just in case they want to see the bag you've already taken out the burger. Mmm, tastes so much better too.

i have over 9000 proxies
i do as I please

>>86897132
Why do you do this? What makes you act this way?
Forced anonymity keeps most of us pathetic virgins from feeling the need to boast about fictional sex encounters, but you still can't help yourself.
You honestly have so little self-worth that you've resorted to lying to people who will never (CAN never) know who you are to make yourself seem more exciting than the real thing.
Eat a fucking steak knife or something.

FedEx Ground Handler; We don't care 'bout your packages especially on a packed day. So, if you get lucky and don't get a fucked package, congrates, because 99/100 of us throw/kick, stomp, shove your boxes extremely hard.

Code Enforcement: When your mom gets a ticket for not watering her lawn of dog shit, act stupid. Unless you get a total asshole, you can get away with just about anything if you pretend to be dumb. We're not cops; we enjoy not having to write a damn ticket. Just don't let us come back a fucking month later with the same dog turds there and give us some bullshit about your grams being sick. Lazy fucks.

At Pac Sun and most clothing stores smiler IE (Vans Store, Zumiez, Industrial) the items that the place in front of the store have fake security tags on them. Fake tags are more obviously placed and are also smaller and gray as opposed to the yellow working ones that are all placed in more discrete spots.

Funny thing is the most expensive items are these same items placed in the front the store.

O also if you didnt already know, those little stickers that say security tag are fake 9001% fake.

ADJUSTABLE RATE MORTGAGES: I made lots of mistakes on your loan and you still dont know about it

>>86898508

i used to work at fedex express, i can attest to this. I put my foot through many a plasma tvs that came in. My favorite you be to punt small packages.

but the worst was the time i was really drunk at work and i cut open a package and pissed in it and put it in the back of a can. memphis had to deal with it

>>86898349
>>86898349

Holy shi-- WIN. This is why I posted this thread.

Any stores without a Loss Prevention department pretty much can't do anything to you if you steal. They have to actually see you take the item, place it in your pocket, walk out of the store - only then can they even stop you, and you can run away. 99.9% of employees don't give a shit anyways and the bosses are so nervous of a lawsuit that the drill into everyone's head that they shouldn't do anything but tell a manager anyways. Take advantage of this. I know this because I've worked at 2 skate shops, Sport Chalet (only one w/o an LP department), various other retail shops.

In just about any restaurant you can get whatever you want just by asking. If the server can't get it for you they will get a manager. At Mimi's Cafe our secret motto from the managers was 'if a customer orders a salad, they can complain enough to make it a steak if they want to - no extra charge' I've also worked at Lucilles.. pretty much the same thing.

My personal experience and friends in the industry have never once heard about anything malicious done to the food. At chain restaurants it is HIGHLY looked down on by your co-workers and the consequences if you are caught are to great to be worth the risk. However if you are a complainer, every server in the place will know it because your server will be in the back talking shit on everything about you.

So be nice.

One last nugget of wisdom. If you wish to steal from a store with plastic sensors, bring a nail or similar object with you. Jam the nail through the large part of the sensor- it breaks the chip inside and now you can just walk right out with the item and use a pair of plyers at home to cut off the thing.

Enjoy.

>>86898434
>>86898434
SOMEONES MOM WAS FUCKED!!!!


Props to him and the cougars.

>>86898559

To add to this, most security tags just need a sufficiently strong magnet to remove them.

ive posted on these job threads before;
i work at ups. WE FUCK YO SHIT UP, and dont care.

If you ever wanted to steal something you have to walk through the metal detector. Put something small liek an ipod or whatev in steal toed boots. They just check youre wearing them- dont look inside. You can also take cds and movies in your pocket. All you have to do is be sure to throw the box whatever came in away.

>>86898860

Lol, I live in Memphis.

Grab a receipt from a trash can from a fast food restaurant and pick one of the items on it. Take it to the manager and politely tell them that it was left off of your order. Polite customers can practically get away with murder since they're such a breath of fresh air from the typical uber bitchy ones.

Grocery store: nonconfrontational policy. A woman made off with $900 worth of stuff in a cart and nobody stopped her even though people noticed she just kept going. All they have to do is fill out forms.

Also, if you somehow identify yourself as an anon I will give you $5 off no problem.

Phone survey guy here, I call you and ask if youd like to take our survey today, I'll make you feel important or like I actually give a fuck while all I can think about is how fucking stupid you are for taking my survey. And while I'm talking to you I'm honestly normally just drawing... protip: we also have to write down everything that you say as if we are you, so if you get an open ended question you can cuss as much as you want and we have to write it down. Also: If I hear one more person from Georgia say 'I'm votin' fer john Mc clain' I'll fucking stab you all.

26 business park drive
Notting Hill Vic 3168
Australia.

Walk in the front door. Take what you want. I'm not gonna stop you and my boss had both his shoulders reconstructed..

>>86898920
I work at Costco and our LP will fuck you. happens all the time, so will the employees.

>>86899096

memphis is the united states main hub for fedex

>>86898349
that totally works, they forget shit half the time anyway so they're never suss either

>>86899304
what kinda shop is it?

>>86899522

Yes it is. I know 9 friends who work at FedEx and 3 others who are on the six-month waiting list to work there.

I used to work at McDoanlds (shamefully enough) and if there was anything I learned while working there, its that the managers fold WAY to easy. one of the things that pissed me off about working there.

Now that Im not working there anymore, I take full fucking advantage of that, even at the location I used to work at, because they KNOW, I KNOW that I can get what I want.

So, go in (Lobby or Drive thou, doesn't matter) order something, take it home, eat it, enjoy it, then call the location you where just at, acting extremely pissed off. Tell them they fucked up on the burger, that they added onions or something, and you told them not to add onions, and your allergic, that they forgot straws and napkins, that the fry's where cold.
100% of the time, they will replace it. Sometimes not the whole meal, but at the VARY least the burger.

Ive gotten so much free food this way. Sure, I dont get my 50% discount anymore, but paying full price once, then complaining and getting it again for free another day is just as good.

>>86898860
damn, i just spat on one at most good shit, bay area ground here

walmart self-checkout line.

1. take a price tag for something cheap as fuck (ie candles, candy bars whatevs) and stick it on the thing you are buying.
scan item and then take it home for 33 cents.

2. self check out line- grab 4 things, only scan one.
or dont scan them at all.
no one has stopped me.
i just bought 40 bucks worth of food for 15 bucks.
i fucking hate walmart.

I used to work for Visa and realized that if you get overdraft/late fees you can get them removed if you complain enough.

The trick is to keep asking for someone's supervisor, and if THAT supervisor won't remove the fees, just ask for THEIR supervisor.

It may sound like a pain in the ass but the bottom line is that you might get like five $30 fees removed if you're tenacious enough.

The bottom line is that they don't like to waste their time with complainers and will do anything to get you off the phone.

I am trying the burger hint TONIGHT son.

>>86898973

are you fucking retarded? sure this didnt slip your mind that to be a mother you would have had to be fucked atleast once? OH SHI- yeah thats right faggot.

>>86899357
Stores with what I call "lifers" ie older people who are going no where in life but that store will care. Also if you read my post I was talking about places w/o LP's.

Even then it is very easy to steal smaller things by looking normal and buying at least one thing so you stand in the line, go through the act, ect.

>>86899304
isnt thats a chemical store?

>>64384

>>86898920

Hmmm the thing about that.... I work for the Best Buy corporation (not actually at a best buy, but one of the retailers they own), and if I see/can stop (without force) someone trying to steel something, I actually get 10% of the worth of the item.

If I see someone (This has happened, not to me but to someone I work with) steal a $3000 Macbook, and i can stop them and get it away from them before they leave the store, without physically touching them, I would actualy get, added on to my next cheque, $300.

Electronics retailer: if we break one of the products, we'll still sell it. If it's a hard fault to find, we just put the item on the shelf and wait for some sucker to buy it. If it's something big (like a TV that doesn't work) we just pack it in a box and give it to the next person who orders to TV they saw on display.

retail - if you bitch long and hard enough you will eventually get what you want, managers/upper office types don't want a scene in their store.

Also, if you bought tires at a BJ's, Costco, etc, make sure you have the receipt, slash them on a rainy/snowy day, and just say you spun out and hit a curb/pothole. Keep pushing until you get a manager ^^see above^^ and you will get your tires prorated/free.

These guys are right. I've never worked fast food but I know about restaurant management and the bottom line is that you can get all manner of free food without a problem.

The key is to be polite, and if they give you a problem ask if there is a regional manager you should be speaking with.

Here's the thing, you want to avoid trying this at a pizza place as the managers there have a direct investment in the cost of food so they will give you a LOT of shit about it and everyone tries this shit with pizza places. Bottom line, if you want free pizza just say it was cold when you got it and they'll put a credit down for you...but only once since their records are computerized.

I work in KFC n Aus and if you say we stuffed an order and you look even slightly rough we check the cameras
>>86897901
this guy is in every fucking thread being a faggot

Bank of America call center.

If you have an overdrafted account, and you dont have overdraft protection. Tell the associate it was supposed to be linked. By regulation we are supposed to remove all the fees. I dont do it. I get more money for giving back less monies.

Also, I really dont want to hear your life story.
I hate people who deposit checks into the ATM and then wonder why all their money isnt available that second? They get so pissed when they hear "cut-off time", or "there has been a hold placed on your deposit.

>>86900475

Also, make sure you only do 2 at a time, preferably on the same side, but i did manage to get a woman brand new tires when she had both her rear tires slashed.

If you can sweet talk the guys that work at the tire bay, there are tires that they just throw away, and lots of times they are perfectly good ones, they can put a comparable size on your car and charge you minimal cash. I did this for my parent's car when I worked there.

>>86900602
It's automated

>>86900096

BoA employee here from earlier post.
I will agree to an extent. If the customer is being a real fucking prick about it, Ill do anything to de-escalate the call just so I can argue with the customer and tell them they were wrong. It makes my day.

Whoever was talking about stealing at the Wal Mart self-check line needs to watch out.

Wal Mart has an enormous Loss Prevention department and they don't fuck around, they have half a dozen guys on the cameras and they are WATCHING YOU. Especially if you're up to some suspicious shit. I would never steal from a big store like that because those guys will quite literally tackle your ass on the way out...even if it's over some gum.

They get bonuses based on who they catch so it's you vs. them getting a fatter check that week.

>>86898349
I am so getting free burgers now, don't know why I hadnt thought of that

>>86900408
FAGGOTS STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO MY POST WITHOUT READING IT.

seriously do you not see that I'm talking about places without LP's and places that are NOT a major chain like Best Buy or Costco? Wise the fuck up.

Grocery store Norway:
100% of the time when people say stuff like "I talked to your boss, and he said that i can have this for half price because of <insert random reason>" I just give them without questioning.

>>86900918

Hey, BOA guy. I have 400 dollars in overdraft fees. WTF can I do. :\

What is this thing you call a JOB? Should I try it?

>>86900942
I don't know, I was in the lot of our Wal-Mart and saw some guy run straight out with something that looked expensive. It was some kind of box with a handle, looked like a ps3 or something, but I don't think they sell those so I'm not sure what it was.

Anyway, he jetted across the lot, and the two or three old people working the front just stood outside the door watching him.

I'm votin' fer john Mc clain

>>86901130
How did you get the fees?

Starbucks fag here: go to a store and get a Venti ice water and a $5 card. Register the card online. Go in the next day and forever onward with your cup and get free ice tea (+lemonade) /ice coffee refills (+soy milk). If they bring up some policy shit just say you got it at another store, works every time. If you want the $5 back, buy some merchandise item, return it, and say you threw out the card, get back cash.

I work at an apartment complex, so even though there's not much you can do to benefit from us, the small amount of things you can do *will* make all the difference. All you have to do is be nice to us and follow our incredibly simple rules. Seriously, that's it. If you're a good guest and keep the place moderately clean you can guarantee you'll get back all of your initial apartment deposit.

However, if you're a total douchebag or cause trouble, you'd better hope you don't even take a washrag or hanger that we provide because we will definitely go 'by the book' on your ass and charge you for anything we can find.

Picture VERY MUCH related, because I personally had to deal with the guest that blood belongs to.

>>86901240

Every Wal Mart is different, true. But certain cities have hardcore LP departments that will fuck your shit right up.

>>86898508
he's absolutely right. i used to work in one of the distribution centers during peak season. we would throw shit around, pile much heavier stuff on top of it, etc.

tbh, whenever i saw a box from a computer dealer (unless it was a mac) i would usually not fuck with it, and keep it off the ground (which would usually get lots of water on it from the melting snow on the trucks).

I am a connoisseur of getting free shit. My best to date I called the best buy support line (1800-Bestbuy). Complained they sold me xp instead of vista and wouldn't refund or exchange for new product. 2 weeks later had a gift card in my hand for 214 dollars. Sold it for 190 at bestbuy to a customer paying cash because best buy is a fucking rip off. Also if you want to return anything for any reason (even stolen) do it right after christmas. They will give you store credit on anything that you say you got as a present.

Hollywoodfag here:

Use this video as a guide on how to get into some exclusive afterparties. A buddy and I did this to get into Kill Bill 2's afterparty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT69ekD2FfE

2:15 seconds.

Dress nice, take a video camera, shoot the badges... Photoshop/print out badges. Amazing night.

i work in a bar. wen u ask for shots or anything with vodka in it we always use the smaller flute so it still looks like im pouring a 4 second shot but ur getting a lot less. Also when hot chicks come into the club they sometime pay in handjobs, fingering.

I've worked at a dozen different jobs from customer service at a bank to waiter to retail.

The one thing I have taken away with me is that you can get essentially anything you want provided you talk to the manager and are polite. However, you must be FIRM and ask if you should talk to THEIR boss if you're not getting what you want. The manager of a store or restaurant would rather give you anything than have their regional boss get contacted because they couldn't handle the situation.

This applies to all business.

>>86901296

I was in the desert on vacation last year (far from home). Managed to overspend my card EPICALLY, over and over. And then didn't pay the overdraft fees for over a year now... They sorta added up.

Just got a debt collector letter in the mail.

>>86900959

FUCK YOU I READ YOUR FUCKING POST.

Im just saying... people stealing stuff could be a good thing? I dont fucking know... but I did read the post.

But, within that, the second you get out the door, there's nothing we can do. I mean, we can TRY to catch your license plate or something... but that's about it. If we run out of the store after someone, its our asses on the line.

>>86898530
Other people's dogs crap on your lawn, and you're required by law to get rid of it? Bullocks!

>>86901659

This is true, after xmas is one of the best times to do all sorts of heinous shit.

>>86901995

After 90 days of inactivity in an overdrawn account the account is force closed. Sorry anon, not my dept. I cant touch those fees.

On a side note, I think its funny how every nigger whose ever overdrawn their account usually does so at churchs chicken or kfc. This is no lie. It gives me lulz when im reading these transactions to them on the phone, and they usually go both places on the same day.

>>86902235
O yeah I also like the fact that no matter whitch best buy you are at if you get it out the door they can't do shit to you. They told us a story when i worked there of a guy who made it outside with a laptop. they tackled him and scraped both his knees and broke his nose. He settled for 1.8 million.

Call Sprint claim that you want to leave sprint (any reason will do) Say that the only way you'll stay is if you get xxxx phone / tada usaully free phone

>>86902423

Goddamn. :|

Thanks anyway

>>86898163
same thing at circuit city...if the employee chases you from the store they can be fired.

i worked at radio shack. the code for the alarm system for the front doors is 1234. the code for the lock on the back of the cage is 000. we also had a open wireless network that would download CP from. we seriously dont care about how much you complain. keep talking, we arent listening and we arent going to order that special part for you. also, if you want one of those little tiny stupid fucking clocks, and you demand we go look in the back for it, all im goign to do is go into the back room, have a bite of my lunch, take a sip of my pop, check my email on my computer (thats better than the piece of shit you bought from me) and walk back out and tell you i cant find it. the warranties we sell you are all bullshit with the exception of headphones (yo tell us theyre broken we give u new ones). anything else...? hmmmm. most of ths shit i sell you is going to break in like 2 months because its all junk.

>>86902423
lol, I was able to get a couple overdrafts taken off by complaining but I never got much in the first place.

>>86899789
Except self checkouts operate based on weight, and a fucking candle doesn't weigh the same as a chainsaw.

>>86900942

bullshit. my store has only ONE LP person.
and hes the only one allowed to put his hands on someone stealing.

>>86899789
#1 wont work dumbass... when you place an item in the bag its on a scale... it will know its not the correct item by the weight. only way it would work is if its the same weight item or the service person comes over to check and is a shit head

Old Navy/Gap/Bananna Republic: Inside the clothes are a gigantic tag that say "REMOVE BEFORE WASHING OR WEARING" on items over 20 dollars. rip off, wear the shirt/whatever out, win. just remember to chuck the tags in the trash or something, don't be fucking retarded and leave them in the fitting rooms. we check them and get fained amusement out of catching shoplifters.

verizon: call customer support, bitch about downloading something and it didn't show up but it charged you. be REALLY REALLY pissed off then-- 1. rep will get bitchy right back or 2. they'll try talking you down. either way break down sobbing saying you don't know whats wrong with your phone and it's JUST WHAT YOU NEED and feed them some sob story. we WILL give you money to shut you up.

Yeah best buy and circuit city it is a grey area for stopping thieves, they want you to try to stop people from stealing but have these bizarre methods like (Make them feel guilty) I fucking lol'd!

>>86898163

I didn't know that.

This thread is EPIC.

BoA must be arrogant pricks. When someone gets pissed about overdraft fees and threatens to close their account, Ill usually reply with "I apologize you feel that way, I can connect you with our consumer plus department to get that account closed if you like?" *click*

>>86899304
lol thats around the corner from my house
what you sell there?

>>86900942

ok im gonna explain how walmart/target/bestbuy work lost prevention. it a numbers game. the cost of LP plus the cost of potential suits vs. the cost of theft. also crime play abig factor. if you live ina an area with alot of crime. expect camera on every isle and LP that can deal with a fight. if your in white suberia hell. epect most LP will be doing is catching internals. i worked for target in white suberbia. they basicaly made us door men witha smile. i worked for home depo in oakland california. LP was a pissed of blown out knee 350 pounder line man that i literaly saw take a guy after he got **outside the store** and slam his head on a ladder. 4 rungs on the way down. ambulance and everything. LP got congradualted by store manager in front of every. now at this store also. we once had a guy make it out the store and pull a glock 9 from his waist when he saw LP behind him. he got away.

>>86901485
That is a lot of fucking blood. What happened to that asshole? Someone went all Barton Fink on his ass?

Yeah, it's super easy to steal shit from bookstores.

I mean, they don't have any sort of security tags on the books yet they have a security gate.

Ridiculous.

>>86901232
its something you apply for and they pay you to...
nevermind, dont wanna ruin the surprise.

>>86903501

Actually, they do. typically a sticker inside or a loose metal strip between random pages. Hold the book upside down to shake it loose.

I'm a tobacconist. If you smoke a cigar, smoke 90%, rip some of the wrapper, and then come back and say that your cigar exploded. It'd also help if you say that it didn't give a very good draw. They will give you another cigar for free.

And another thing. It's hard enough to keep a small business going. If you're going to steal, steal from a big box store. It won't effect anyone who doesn't already have millions of dollars. Don't steal from small business.

This thread has become: how to steal and not get caught

It shows how willing Anon is to rip off anything not nailed down.

I used to work for an electronics/computer store in Australia (BCC if anyone knows of it) that was infamous for lousy customer service. The internet provider, Sunet, is unreliable and we dont follow up on fault reports so don't bother asking. Only real advice I can give if anyone is desperate enough to shop there is to pull a complaint out of your ass and just keep drilling away at them, eventually it will yield an upgrade or free stuff even without physical proof that your item is broken. Also reciepts are filed under customers name and phone number and you get a 10-15% software and accessories discount if you're on the list. Say you've changed phone numbers and were under "Beowulf" on the Bay City registry and you should get an employees/friends and family discount which averages out to around cost price.

Yeah, don't steal from mom and pop stores. Fuck over the big guys. They won't miss it anyway.

>>86897709
i work for an answering service for doctors, and this man is right.
especially after hours, your doctor hates you, and just wants your money

>>86903796

Fuck that, Ill take the shit thats nailed down too.

Pharmacy in Canada: I don't care how much you bitch, if it's not covered by your benefits, you pay for it. This means you, you dirty fucking chugs.

Customer Service Rep --

Need a free coffee maker? Or three?!
Call 1-800-GEVALIA or go to Gevalia.com and sign up for the membership. If you don't have a specific membership in mind (there's more than one) when you call they'll give you the default one, which includes a coffee maker and 2 bags of whatever coffee you want. Wait 2 weeks until you get the coffee maker, call them back and tell them it's broken, and they'll give you another for free. They won't stop giving you free coffee makers until your third one. This goes for coffee too, which is pretty much infinite.
By the way, AS SOON as you get your free coffee makers (try to do this all within a month), cancel your account immediately. If you keep your account they'll keep sending coffee every month and billing you for it.

>>86903939
Agreed. The poor nigger that works the store on the corner of my street, good guy, works 10 hour days... has to deal with drunk Indians all day... I feel sorry for the guy. I'd never steal from him. Even tho he trusts me, and lets me basically walk around the store when hes not around. I could take whatever I want, But I wouldn't.

I used to work at a Toys R Us in the video game department. There are two types of clear plastic cases that they put games in. One kind snaps shut and can be pried open with a special plastic key they keep on a string next to the register. Ask them to look for something in back, reach over and pop it open, run.

You may also notice that they have security stickers on them. These stickers will beep every-time they go past the security gate. However if you put two stickers on top of each other, they will cancel each other out. It is possible to take two game cases, line them up so that the stickers are on top of each other and walk out of the video game zone. Then casually walk into the bathroom, go into a stall and use a screw driver to open up the cases. But the games in your baggy pants or poofy jacket and get out of the store.

Toys R us also sometimes uses a plastic security case that has a magnet lock. You can get the magnet lock to pop open with a strong magnet, or by making an electro magnet. Take a piece of metal, wrap a coil of wire around it, attach one end of the wire to the positive end of a 9 volt battery, attacher the other end of the wire to the negative end: boom, super strong electro magnet perfect for opening up cases.

Just watch out because Toy R Us has some big ass casino cameras. They are technically not allowed to use racial profiling, but pretty much every time a black person walked into the store(unless they were wearing a business suit) the managers would call everyone on the walkie talkie and alert them to potential shoplifters.

AOL Customer Service Rep--

Don't EVER take this job. EVER. LISTEN TO ME KID. DON'T EVER DO THIS JOB.

That said, good luck trying to cancel your AOL account grandma. We're gonna get that social security check one way or another. I'll put you on hold to get a manager. And by manager, I mean me with a different voice so I don't piss off my supervisors.

>>86901849
what can I do if I'm going to be at the bar for one night only, but want the tender to pour strong drinks for me/friends all night long?

my inclination would be to make some kind small-chat and compliments, ask for my drink "extra-strong" and tip heavily on that first drink.

what would you say?

>>86904346
awesome! what kind of coffee makers we talking about here? I already got a filter drip machine.

eat trash, very wise secret, OF THE FUCKING HOMELESS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

Best Buy: we dont give a fuck about product we have DVD throwing wars in the back plus if you're really unpleasent ill drop your fucking product before i bring it to you

I can't think of anything particularily interesting about my job, so I'll just see if there's anything anyone wants to know.
I'm a housekeeper at a hospital. (lolo janitor)

If you've got diabetes (inb4 diabeeeetuuuuuus) you can call up almost any company who makes the testing machines and say you lost yours somehow. My mom told some people that she flushed hers down the toilet, and they mailed her the latest model of what she claimed she lost.

I mean seriously

The thing wouldn't fit down our drain, what the fuck

Lulz.

I've worked at 2 super center walmarts. Their LP departments consisted of 2-3 people max. Both walking the floor unless called in back to watch a specific person on camera.

Walmart LP is a joke. If you hear someone paging for someone in department 100 then gtfo.

>>86900942
DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH WALLMART
it sounds like the easiest place ever to steal from, but if you get caught, (there usually always watching you) they will call the police.
my friend stole a spider man watch. a fucking spider man watch. and had to go to jail for like 10 hours and pay a 300 dollar fine.

>>86897709
anyone else find it funny some fucking pussy ass bitch medfag is too afraid of germs to man up and get some cheap soda? i mean come the fuck on, its not even about the money its about not letting those fuckers get your dollar with overpriced diet coke. damn nigger

>>86904714
k

bunch of nickle and dime horse shit

>>86898224

Since when was that a secret?

>>86904888

Easily avoidable, he should have bolted for the bathroom. If the guy tailing your friend lost sight of him for one second the LP guy can't do shit.

>>86904663

Another bartender fag here:

If its busy, good luck. I doubt I'll remember you. Also, don't wave your fucking cash at me. I see you. What has worked in the past is ordering a drink, paying by cash so that I have to give you change, and giving a big tip on the first drink. That usually will get you decent service from me, because I'll remember you.

psh i work at dominos. i want you all to know we don't ever spit in your food and the people working on the inside do deserver tips... if you write pickup in the tip spot you are more likely to get punched in the face than if you were to spit on us or something... so don't do it just leave it blank or you might die... and complain to get free foods. say your pizza was a little burned or under cooked. we really don't care and will give you free pizza for next time you order

you can steal any thing from walmart as long as it's under 20 bucks

>>86898224
anyway to avoid that shit?

>>86904663
tipping heavily for the first 2 drinks is a win. if you have girls with you get them to flirt. but just generally be a nice guy talk abit.

>>86901659
Dude I'm totally going to try that! Did they ask for a receipt number or anything?

>Now this is how I get free shit from taco bell, just call them up and say you were just there and ordered like 4 double cheesy beef burritos, two with sour cream, two without and that when you received them that they all had sour cream. Ask if there's any way that they could reimburse you, and they 99% of the time will say they will replace the two burritos. Just remember the managers name (because they give it to you) and go to the drive through and say that you just called about the 4 messed up burritos and (insert managers name here) said for me to stop by and pick them up.

More then likely you will get just the 4 burritos, if not then you will definately get the two.

Ok not free food but very cheap food.

Go to a cafe type place and order as much as you want. coffee sandwhiches etc

At the same time get your friend to come in and order just a coffee.

At the end of your meal ask for your bill at the same time get your friend to ask for theirs.

Get up to go to the toilet and on the way carefully switch bills with eachother.

Go to the front counter and pay for you friends coffee, make sure the person at the front counter isnt the same waitress that gave you your bill.

Your friend will call over their waitress and tell them that they has gotten the wrong bill. they will correct it and he will pay for his coffee.

Easy cheap meal.

i used to work for over 9000 PENISes, and guess what??
we were all raping your children

yeah man it feels good

/b/est /b/uy here again. We will drop your shit. That $800 Shitty Dell laptop you just bought? I test its resistance to falls from 10 feet.... And that TV you have been researching for the past few weeks, The Home Theater guys are gonna talk you into getting a shitty calibration done which does little more than what a calibration DVD can. Oh, and stealing is a toss up. Our LP guy will take your ass down, but other stores are so laid back they'd probably just wave as you left with that awesome Jonas Bros. CD

WE NEVER WASHED OUR ROMAINE.

WE ALWAYS SMOKED WEED.

governmentfag here

i just sit at my desk all day drawing shit. i let everyone around me make the decisions or we just write a bunch of shit down and throw them down a staircase, the one that goes furthest is what we do. then i go to Camp David for some relaxing evenings.

lucky for you i'll be gone soon

>>86905479
Holy shit this is genius. A little risky, but wow.

>>86903434
Let's just say he had a shitty life. Don't want to go into details.

Ok, someone tell me how to get a free xbox, or an ipod or something. goddammit, tell me something that's worth my while.

Someone tell us how to get cheap TVs or something, we all know how to steal from fucking walmart

BEST BUY BUNDLE SCAM:

Get a TV for Cheap

Go into best buy and let the manager talk you into getting all these add ons. tell them you will only buy them if you can get a discount. Get them all at a reduced price and then simply return them to a seperate store or sell them on Ebay. Tv at discount price often they'll knock off a couple hundred not bad

>>86906003
You know those banners at the top of shitty websites that tell you you've won a free Ipod/Xbox/what have you....

Click on it