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This one time, when my brother was around 8 he pushed me down the stairs.. He denied everything, but I cried so much.
I got him back though

fapped to porn.

When spanking was still legal, my mum did it to me and I told her it didnt hurt and lol'd at her, then she got all pissy with me.

I bit my arm till I bled and said my brother bit me, he got grounded for a week.

I ALWAYS rooted against my parents favorite team in whatever huge sports event was taking place, just to piss them off.

when I was 10 I asked my big sister to marry me.

One time this 8 year old kid pushed his four year old sister down me then lied about it

>>97098960

that's so cute :3

I troll'd a forum on Runescape as a sexist when I was about 9

>>97098313

MOOOOVE BITCH

GET OUT THE WAY

This one time a while ago I was just sitting there and then this little girl's bigger brother pushed her down the stairs. The little boy denied everything, and the girl cried and cried all night long.

Then she died from a hemorrhage.

I once took my pants down in school while the teacher was talking to some older boy. Only the boy saw it and he went completely nuts. I denied everything and nobody believed him.

This one time my 8 year old son pushed his little sister down the stairs. He denied everything but I'd actually seen him do it. His sister was crying so badly she couldn't see, so I gave him a high five

I had sex with a dog. Not really trolling but it was fucking awsome. (not really when i was a kid, about 10 minutes ago, It was Fucking Awsome!)

Cows are cuter than you, fucko.

>>97100069

feels good man

This one time a kid pushed his sister down me and then denied everything. That girl cried pretty hard. I'm stairs btw.

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>>97098313
>>97099104
this one time i was the force of gravity and this kid pushed his sister and denied it.

one time we made this kid jump off a ~10 feet high haystack, this other time we made him walk into a ditch then he had to go home soaking wet (was cold outside). then this other time we went into this play house and drew all over it (the owners called the cops but we were out of town at the time, never got in trouble AND get this, the kid who we tormented got all the blame for it and i got away scott free).

THEN that same kid, we broke into his guest house took some drinks from the refrigerator but his mom knew it was us and yelled at us.

we always used to trade porn on floppy disks and had a lot of it.

also stealing aol accounts/credit cards from the aol 3.0 days.

memories.

Oh, hi Chunk. I hear you blamed it on the dog.

Ass.

>>97101000
floppy porn yay
brings back memories

I saw this kid push his sister down the stairs.

So I jizzed in his mouth wen he was aspleep

This one time when I was a dog I was licking my balls when one of the smaller humans pushed another smaller human down the stairs. The smaller one made annoying people noises. I couldn't understand what they spoke about afterwords but i saw it all and black and white and i can lick my own PENIS so it doesn't matter.

>>97100608

so once i was a house and some kid pushed his 8 year old sister down my stairs

LOL

ooh ooh ooh, when I was also around 8 I was in church with my family but it wasn't during a mass or anything, and there was this little girl like 4 years old or younger who was running up and down the aisles, so when she was running down the aisle I was in I stuck my foot out and tripped her. Bitch cried like a little baby and I got in deep shit with my parents.

on a hot summer day i filled my supersoaker with soapy water and when this kid asked me to spray him to cool off i shot him in the eyes.

>>97102148
trolling in church ftw

ITT: people misunderstand the definition of troll

one time i fapped to some 4 year old girl getting pushed down the stairs by her brother

I kissed a girl and I liked it

>>97102494
4/10

I used to tell kids i would trade them my good pokemon cards, then tell them i was lying
fucking asshole andrew whined about it for hours, though so i actually traded him, fucking reverse troll

>>97102696

HA. 2/5 FAGGOT. AND YOU WERN'T TROLLING EITHER SO DON'T SAY YOU WERE.

I pushed my stairs down the sister. The cry bitched for so long.

i troll here every day

When I was about 8 we were doing art and this popular over-emotional girl said to me what did I think of it. She said she wanted to hear it from me because other people would just say it was good just not to hurt her feelings.

Obviously being the young /b/tard I was I said it was bad without regard to its quality. She threw it in the bin and almost started crying and everyone else tut-tutted on me... mwaaahahahaha.

I made fun of this fat kid in my 6th grade class until he snapped, then kicked the living shit out of him and claimed self defense.

I still made fun of him after that too.

He sucked.

I pushed my sister down the stairs then I fucked her mouth while she cried.

>>97102494

trolled.

oh shit I just got trolled :_(

>>97104094

I hate you so much

My little brother died when I was four and my tiny mind couldn't comprehend what happened so all through Kindergarten I was standing on tables and throwing chairs, stuff like that.
I walked on the top of the monkey bars when other kids climbed across and I kicked a counselor in the dick, the final act that got me kicked out was when a kid bit me for being a dick but I bit back with the force of the FUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR until he bled all over.

>>97104353

I'm sorry. Were you a little fatty too?

I picked on him not for being fat (at least not at first) but because he was a rich, obnoxious little bitch.

But yeah, I'm pretty much an asshole.

when i played original quake TF, early versions allowed you to disassemble another engineer's sentry.

i fucked with this engie "Hawkeye" for about two hours, using Quakespy (gamespy now) to follow him through about over 9000 different games. I'd wait until he set his sentry down, upgrade to lvl 2, and when he went to get more ammo to upgrade to lvl 3, I'd disassemble.

He threatened to find and kill me, I lol'd.

>>97104094

win

serously someone shud archive dis thred

I used to live under a bridge and demand money from people that crossed over it. Those who didn't want to pay me, well lets just say I had a good supper that night.

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>>97103238

LOL WUT?

My next-door-neighbors had a retard child. One day, we were riding our bikes, and there was this long patch of trees. So I rode to the other side, screamed for his help, and rode back home.

>>97105106
Troll, dumbshit with no understanding of the word "grammar", or both?

I pissed from the roof of our school on our head mistress, got suspended for 6 weeks and arrested but charges were dropped when I told that the bitch tried to molest me...

I ate snacks AFTER desert

>>97104666
evil kid 666 get

i microwaved a frog, found out it was safe in there, then woundered...is bats?

>>97099104
I lol'd

one time i was in the passenger seat while my mom was driving, and i reached out and pulled the recliner on her seat because i noticed she was leaning back against it. she flew back and i got in huge shit.


another time i was fucking around i nthe same car while it was in our driveway and accidentally ripped off the rearview mirror. thye still think it was my older brother lol.

>>97100870

I loled hard

>>97098313

This one time, some faggy 8 year old pushed his little sister down me. The kid denied it happening, but I saw. I know.

I know.

I accidentally knocked a vase filled with water down the back of our telly. The thing fucking exploded. I blamed it on my little sister. Ah parents; when smacking the shit out of a five year old girl for what was ostensibly an accident makes sense. I, like any seven year old boy, hid in my room muffling my giggles at her screams of confusion and pain.

I cut up my friend's teddy bear and blamed it on her dog.

>>97100870

Dammit, you got to it before me.

When I was a kid I pushed the TV on my sister and killed her, I told my parents that it fell on her and they believed me.

A couple of years ago, 3rd or so grade, I used to walk around in the classroom and look for phones (camera phones had just come out), as people had to have them tucked away in class, and cleared the memory, contacts, texts, everything.

was awesome.

I used to throw rocks at kids and bit them, but that's not as cool as aborting babies.

i threw rocks down an open sewer pipe that was part of my parents condo's sump pump and messed up the buildings sewage and swore up and down it wasn't me

I draw dicks on peoples homework

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>>97107831
that was wierd

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>>97107731

underage /b/an

>>97099413
Underage b&. A quick google search reveals that Runescape has only existed since 2001.

When I was younger and alone in Public, if a stranger tried to ask if I knew where my parents were I'd scream "YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME THERE!", start crying and run away, but only after telling everyone around that the person who talked to me was a "dirty poo".

It was my older brother's idea... Now that I'm older, I appreciate his guidance.

>>97107731

Leave now. When I was in third grade, cell phones were luxuries or toys for rich people, but NEVER for kids.

Hell had just gotten a computer when I was in third grade.

Underage fag.

>>97108071
yes it was

used to be nice and take home baked goods to the old neighbour during the day then at night sneak into his backyard and bang on the windows, he went to the newspapers after about over 9000 years and told them he was afraid and slept in the loungeroom with a baseball bat and that he thinks his wifes heartattack leading to her death was somehow linked with our 3 or 4 years of fucking with him

When I was 19 I totaled my car by slamming into a tree while trying to tokyo drift around a corner.

I blamed it on a dog crossing the street, and my parents believed me. Not really trolling, but just an example of how big of a coward I am.

>97100000

I slapped a guy in school and ran to the principals office and started crying and he got expelled. ^__^

I kicked a semi-homo kid of my classroom right in the dick and I cried along with him and I got suspended and they took my Magic cards away because they were "satanic" (lol christian education)

Satanic?

lol

When I was in 3rd and 4th grade, I used to stay after class and go through peoples desks and steal their pencils and anything else I could find. I still have a game shark that I stole, aswell as several gameboy games.

Once I fapped on my grandmother's bed with a blanket over my legs, my aunt came in and keep on fapping, slower and trying to look, and sound, as normal as possible and she get up to leave I jizz all over my hands and the blanket, I believe she knows, I hope she knows, I would fap again fuck I WILL FAP AGAIN

I went to a catholic school.

Told the priest during confession I had an attraction to my sister.

Told him graphic details of "dreams" i had.

The next day the school councilor called my house and wanted to arrange a meeting.

complained about breach of privacy etc.

>>97105664

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_pushed_My_Sister_Down_The_Stairs

someone maik article nao

>>97110763
nigger

I once stole this chicks snorkle (2nd grade) went into the schools bathroom put it in the toilet, peed on it, and took it back to class and she used it.
I still hate her.

my mom and her step mom dont get along, my mom hates her. so the grandparents were over for christmas and I was about 3 when I went up to my mom and said: you dont love her do you mommy?(while pointing to her step mother) You dont love her!"
My dad made a break for the stairs. I always hear stories about it. good time.

Also, I always imitated my parents, when my mom had company over, I went and grabbed the vaccum and started yelling "Fucking vaccum"

I had no idea what it meant, I had just heard my mom getting mad lmfao. I was a great kid.

I turned this paper in in fifth grade as part of a punishment wherein I was instructed to apologize for said behavior

one day i was stairs and a boy whos always mean to his sister wlked behind her on top of me. so i bounced n knocked heroff

that lil prick grounded for a week

>>97110914
I came all over my sister's electric toothbrush. yesterday

>>97110886

U-U-U

DOUBLE NIGGER

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>>97111444
If this is OC I foresee it on the front page of Digg sometime shortly.

I and two other people in an AOL chat room once went through the entire script of Star Wars line by line (back when there were only three movies), complete with indications of explosion noises and screaming.

So, I was just sitting there being gravity, and some 8 year old pushed his 4 year old sister down the stairs, then denied everything while she cried.

dont feed the troll guys

I tried to penetrate my sister in the pool when she was 6 and I was 10. she was very tight

>>97111838
awesome! it is, in fact, OC. my sister just found it on an old computer of ours and emailed it to me. we had one of those, "hahahaha, remember when blah blah blah? that was fucking awesome" moments. I'm 20 now, so this was like, 8 or 9 years ago i think

>>97111946

hahahahahahha

>>97111932


That just proves you have no life.

>>97111444

ur a kewl kid

back in elementary school, everyone was really fucking stupid except for a few kids. we'd just had our "typing" class and a few kids had computers at home. i had one of those AIM Clone programs, and went on two names at once. made a kid think i was stalking him so bad that his dad called the police. ended up getting our shitty AOL account TOS'd and got in kiddie trouble. shit was fun

>>97113135
i no rite?

posting in an semi-epic thred

So about a decade ago I was just there doing my thing, being water inside some little girl's body. I was all like "yea this is cool I'm here hydratin' this bitch" but then I feel a feeling of falling and suddenly a bang. Before I know it the bitch just kicks me out of the place! I was just being all nice, hydrating her, and she shoves me through a tiny hole neah her eye! Fucking cunt

When I was like 8 I would troll neopets.

So I was chillin at the bottom of these steps when this really fine four year old girl falls down them. She seemed completely unfazed by the fall , but was crying soon enough when I had my way with her.

I troll my parents today.Every time they get pissed off I laugh and they always think they're getting me mad when they're really not. It's pretty funny. /b/ has taught me well.

I was pickpocketing by the age of 4

i wore a marilyn manson shirt to a mormon wedding on a beach when i was twelve
i didnt realise why i wasnt allowed in any of the photos

there used to be this html chat thing back in like 96' called WBS (webchat broadcasting system) anyway if you were logged in under an acct, the URL it gave you would would re-log you in....basically I would get people to copy and paste their URLs, log in as them, change their profiles to something embarrassing, go into chat rooms and harrass people...I know...gay...I was like 12