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I SEE DEAD NIGGERS...

TYLER DURDEN IS A FIGMENT OF THE NARRATOR'S IMAGINATION

IT'S REALLY PRESENT DAY

YOU CAN KILL THE ALIENS WITH WATER

YOU CAN KILL WITCHES WITH WATER

THE MOTHER IS DEAD -- THE CREEPY MOTEL CLERK HAS TAKEN ON HER PERSONALITY

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THEY GET TO WHITE CASTLE

THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GOVERNMENT PROTECTED FOREST

THE TREES ARE TELLING YOU TO KILL YOURSELF

Wait--they said that at the beginning. What was the twist in that one again? Oh yeah.

YOU WASTED TWO HOURS OF YOUR TIME, AND POSSIBLY YOUR MONEY.

THE BIRD STATUE IS A FAKE

JIGSAW IS IN THE ROOM, PRETENDING TO BE DEAD

RICK MAKES ILSA GO OFF WITH VICTOR

>>98537688
fucking word my nigger

THEY ARE ACTUALLY DEAD AND ARE PROTECTING THE HOUSE

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

I THOUGHT WE WERE CALLED QUIET RIOT.

SHE CLICKS HER HEELS 3 TIMES

RHETT TELLS SCARLETT TO GO FUCK HERSELF

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

let me show you where my dad keeps his gun

THE ALIENS CATCH A COLD

JESUS DIES AT THE END

THE TWO REPORTERS EXPOSE THE COVER-UP AND DRIVE THE PRESIDENT FROM OFFICE

WILL SMITH WASNT THE LAST MAN ON EARTH

HEATH LEDGER DIES

IT'S A SLED

AERIES DIES!

AERIS DIES

OZ IS REALLY A DREAM.

>>98538431
Damn you

THE TITANIC SINKS

IT'S ALL THE DREAM OF A DYING SOLDIER

I'M BATMAN

LEONIDAS DIES

YOU ARE ACTUALLY WORKING FOR THE BAD GUYS AND THE "TERRORISTS" ARE THE GOOD GUYS, BUT IT TURNS OUT THE BAD GUYS ARE A FRONT FOR AN ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY THAT'S MASTERMINDED BY A GUY WHO'S ACTUALLY USING MAJESTIC-12 TO... AW, FUCK IT

SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE.

DATH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER

THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH THE WHOLE TIME!

THE ENGINE CAME FROM A TANGENT UNIVERSE

THEY BUY THE QUICK STOP

RACER X IS SPEED RACER'S BROTHER!

KEVIN SPACEY IS KAIZER SOZE.

RIPLEY DIES!

EDWARD NORTON AND BRAD PITT ARE THE SAME PERSON

batman is the dark knight

IT IS THIS ONE!

JUDGE DOOM KILLED MARVIN ACME... AND R.K. MAROON... AND MY BROTHER.

ROBERT DENIRO WAS THE PSYCHO NOT DAKOTA FANNING

The guy they interrogate is Keyser Sose!

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THEY FOUND NEMO

>>98539350

Fail

SHE'S THERE TO FIND SUSTAINABLE LIFE, THE SHIP TURNS AROUND AND HUMANS FIX EARTH

/B/ WAS NEVER GOOD

SCAR KILLED MUFASA

>>98539264
i watched the very scene like... 30 minutes ago...

THEY BURN THE RING

CAPT. JOHN H. MILLER IS A HIGHSCHOOL TEACHER!

>>98537112

THE ALIENS WERE FRENCH

HE CUMS ALL OVER HER FACE TWICE

DUDDITS WAS AN ALIEN

V EPIC FAILS.

LIGHT IS A WAVE *AND* A PARTICLE

ANDY KAUFMAN DIES.

SCHINDLER COULD HAVE SAVED MORE.

TOM CRUISE WAS ACTUALLY A DOUCHE THE WHOLE TIME

TOM HANKS AND MR. JINGLES ARE FUCKING OLD.

ANNE FRANK IS FOUND

HE GETS OUT OF THE HONEY TREE

TONY STARK IS IRONMAN.

LIFE ISNT LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES

JOE PESCI DIES BECAUSE HE'S A GIANT DOUCHE!

That one's worth double, 'cause it happens in Goodfellas *and* Casino.

>>98540831

Oh, and possibly his career, too.

KING ARTHER AND BEDIVERE NEVER FIND THE GRAIL AND ARE ARRESTED.

SIRIUS BLACK IS HIS UNCLE

SHE GOT MAYO IN HER COOCH

HERMIONE AND RON GET MARRIED.

THEY WERE IN THE MATRIX

SHE KILLS BILL.

THE DEATH STAR SEIZES TO EXIST

CHARLIE GETS THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

THE DINOSAURS CAN REPRODUCE

STEVEN SEGAL KILLS EVERYONE

SWEENEY KILLS HIS OWN WIFE, KILLS MRS. LOVETTE, THEN TOBY KILLS SWEENEY.

SAW SUCKS

INDIANA JONES FINDS OUT THEY ARE REALLY ALIENS.

BECAUSE OF PARKINSON'S

THAT'S SPUNK IN MARY'S HAIR

THEIR CAR WAS ACROSS THE STREET

42!

THE GIRLS SHIT IN THE CUP AND EAT IT !

THE GODFATHER PART 2 WAS MUCH BETTER

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

DONNIE DARKO DIES.

funny thread is funny

HE FREES THE GENIE AND MARRIES THE PRINCESS

RUSSEL CROWE SHOOTS ALL OF HIS MATES FOR NO APPARANT REASON

THE GAY COWBOY GETS KILLED. THE OTHER GAY COWBOY IS SAD HE IS GAY.

IT WAS THE GERMAN GUYS BROTHER FROM THE OTHER DIE-HARD

MICHAEL MYERS DOESNT DIE

THERE WERE TWO KILLERS - BILLY AND STU (AND THEY KILLED SIDNEY'S MOM)

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KRAMER WAS RACIST

>>98538207

lol'd

THE KILLER WAS JASON VORHEES' MOM

HE DROPS HIS VIRUS, GRABS THE GARBAGE FILE AND EXPOSES THE PLAGUE

THE PEOPLE KILLED ON THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN ARE FED TO DEMONS IN THE SUBWAY.

double nigger

OBAMA GOT ELECTED

These are all terrible movies

THEY DID IT BECAUSE THEY WERE HOME.

ON HIS DEATHBED HE REALISED HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SPEND HIS FORMATIVE AND ADOLESCENT YEARS ON 4CHAN, BUT INSTEAD SHOULD HAVE TALKED TO GIRLS

THERE IS NO ISLAND

>>98538731
reinstalling

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

LIU KANG DEFEATS SHANG TSUNG AND FREES ALL THE SOULS HE TOOK, INCLUDING HIS BROTHER'S

THE GIRL SURVIVES BEING ON THE BONNET OF THE CAR AND THEN THEY CHASE DOWN AND KILL STUNTMAN MIKE

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THE ALIEN IS JODIE FOSTER'S DAD

THE BLACK GUY DIES FIRST

THE STRENGTH OF THEIR LOVE LETS THEM MAGICALLY DIE TOGETHER

SHE BLEW IT OUT OF THE GOD DAMNED AIRLOCK.

THEY NEVER FIND OUT WHICH ONE WAS HER REAL DAD.

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FIONA WAS AN OGRE TOO

TURNS OUT THEY WERE ON EARTH ALL ALONG

I CAME

THE SCIENTIST RESEARCHER GUY IS ACTUALLY AN ANDROID WHOSE PRIMARY OBJECTIVE IS TO CAPTURE THE ALIEN, NOT SAVE THE HUMANS.

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SCARFACE KILLS EVERYONE, THEN GETS KILLED.

SKYNET IS EVIL

THE VIRGINS COMMIT SUICIDE

>>98537112
>>98542743
Fail

SYLAR IS PETER AND NATHAN'S BROTHER

/r/ link to movie online

THERE IS NO SPOON

SOME CONFUSING SHIT HAPPENING IN PULP FICTION BLAH BLAH YOU ONLY IKE QUENTIN TARANTINO IF YOU'RE AN UNINSPIRED 12 YEAR OLD

>>98542520

newfag

>>98542893
Fail.

THE LAST CYLON IS ADAMA

THE KID WAS INNOCENT, THE WOMAN ACROSS THE STREET COULDN'T HAVE SEEN BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING

LECTER PUT THE SKIN OF THE OFFICER ON HIS FACE

>>98542822

newfag

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR

LOWELL JETTISONS DEWEY IN THE LAST FOREST THEN BLOWS HIMSELF, HEWEY, AND THE SHIP UP.

THE RUNNING MAN WINS HIS FREEDOM

DONNY DIES AND THE DUDE IS DOWN A RUG

>>98543116
Fail

HE FEEDS SCOTT TENORMAN HIS PARENTS IN CHILI

ALIENS TRY TO BRING STITCH BACK TO SPACE OR SOME SHIT BUT HES LIKE FUCK THAT AND STAYS WITH LILO CUZ SHE HAS MULTIPASSES FOR THEM BOTH AND A TIGHT PUSSY AND SHE PUTS OUT

THE PIKEY HAS A BACKUP PLAN AND KILLS THE BASTARD THAT KILLED HIS WIFE. ALSO HE'S SECRETLY AN UBER-BARE-KNUCKLE-BOXER

Fail>>98543116

>>98539148

well your mom

THE HEAD OF HIS WIFE IS IN THE BOX

SHE NEVER GOES HUNGRY AGAIN

OZYMANDIAS WAS THE BAD GUY AND EVERYBODY IN NEW YORK DIES

GUY RITCHIE AND MADONNA GOT DIVORCED

>>98543092
the movie's name is "the virgin suicides", dipshit.

MEL GIBSON DIES

>>98538731
This is WIN
WINWINWINWIN
I never dreamed /b/ would reference the greatest FPS/RPG ever made.

HE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE OF HIS KIND

>>98542144

faggot

JACK NICHOLSON DIES IN THE LABYRINTH

DANNY ARCHER DIES ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN

NICHOLAS CAGE CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE.

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ARTHUR AND MORDRED KILLS EACH OTHER AND PERCIVAL THROWS EXCALIBUR BACK IN THE LAKE

BOB DOLE

HE RAPES TEH CHILDREN AND MURDERS ALL WITNESSES AND FBI AGENTS

ALEX DIES IN THE BUS

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

POOTIE TANG DEFEATS LECTOR CORP AND MARRIES BIGGY SHORTY

ASH FUCKS UP THE WORDS AGAIN AND DEADITES STILL ROAM THE PRESENT DAY

ROSEBUD WAS A SLED

MEWTWO IS A HUMAN IN COSTUME

KAZAN IS THE ONLY SURVIVOR TO LEAVE THE CUBE

TOM HANKS KILLS THE NIGGER IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
TOM IS MY HERO

SAMUEL L JACKSON WAS SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE AND OPENS SOME FUCKING WINDOWS.

LOUD NOISES

ZEBRAMAN TURNS INTO A FLYING ZEBRA TO KICK SOME MAJOR GOO-ALIEN BUTT

THE DARK TOWER STARTS OVER AGAIN (shit was so gay)

ALEX WAS CURED ALL RIGHT

>>98543252
Dear god, so much fail.

YOU STINK BOOGERMAN!

TAD TRENTON DIES IN THE CAR, DONNA BEATS THE DOG TO DEATH WITH A BASEBALL BAT

THE GIRL GETS NO RECORD DEAL, AND THE RICH GUY GETS HER.

OR NO! WAYNE GETS THE GIRL, AND SHE GETS THE RECORD DEAL

OR NO, WAIT! GARTH GETS A SCOOBY SNACK!

over 9000th sense

UMA KILLS BILL USING 5 POINT PALM EXPLODING HEART TECHNIQUE!!!
WUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GARCIAN WAS EMIR PARKREINER AND THE SMITH SYNDICATE

SHE DOESN'T ESCAPE THE CAVE

A BASE COMMANDER GOES BATSHIT AND NUKES RUSSIA

THIS THREAD 404's

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FREDDY PULLS TEH MOTHER THROUGH THE TINY WINDOW IN THE DOOR.

THEY ALL DIED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THEY KILL THE WHOLE FAMILY AND THE DAY AFTER THEY GO IN ANOTHER HOUSE

MAGIC TICKET MY ASS!

KADAJU TURNS INTO SEPHIROTH BUT CLOUD BEATS HIM AND EVERYONE GETS CURED FROM GEOSTIGMA

THREE FUCKING BITCHES WHO HAD IT COMING KILL THE GUY WHO WAS TRYING TO KILL THEM, MOST UN-SATISFYING ENDING EVER. SEVERAL MOVIE GOERS HAD TO GO AND PUNCH WOMEN TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT

FUCK YOU TARANTINO, YOU MADE TWO GOOD FILMS, YOU'RE AN AWFUL FILM-MAKER.

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NEO IS THE ONE, TRINITY DIES IN THE SECOND MOVIE

DONALD SUTHERLAND POINTS AND SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEKS

ONE DISAPPEARS, TWO END UP IN AN ABANDONED HOUSE AND THE WITCH KILLS THEM

>>98538314

GTFO my /B/

BODY OF LIES: LEO DOESN'T DIE

THE CLOVER HAS PEOPLE IN IT!

LEON DIES

THE MICE ARE PLOTTING TO OVERTHROW THE KING

IN A SURPRISE TWIST OF FATE AT THE END, RON JEREMY PULLS HIS COCK OUT OF THE PUSSY AND SPRAYS CUM ALL OVER THE SLUT. I'M SORRY FOR RUINING SUCH A CLASSIC NAILBITER BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE SPREAD.

HAL BECOMES SELF AWARE AND KILLS EVERYONE EXCEPT BOWMAN WHO AFTERWARDS GOES ON A MASSIVE ACID TRIP AND IS REBORN WAT

TONY MONTANA SHOOTS MANNY AND GINA AND THEN IS COKED UP LIKE A NIGGER AND KILL SOME PEOPLE AND THEN A GUY IN GLASSES KILLS HIM WITH A SHOTGUN

SAMANTHA IS A SLUT

THE DORMIN WERE THE COLOSSI AND WANTED TO BE FREE ALSO AGRO DIDN'T DIE

/b/ DIES OF CANCER AND NIGGERS OUT TO AVENGE THEIR MURDERED WATERMELLON-BRETHREN

>>98543092
GTFO my /b/, you dumb fuck.

>>98545060

tony doesn't shoot Gina you idiot

LITTLEFOOT AND THE REST KILL THE SHARPTOOTH AND FIND THE GREAT VALLEY

GAMERA DEFEATS BARUGON

OCEAN'S 14: THEY STEEL SHIT

HIS GIRLFRIEND DIES AFTER GETTING RUNOVER BY FRANK, WHO IS REALLY HIS SISTER'S BOYFRIEND, WHICH CAUSES HIM TO SHOOT FRANK WITH THE GUN HE FOUND IN HIS PARENT'S BEDROOM. HE THEN KILLS HIMSELF BY GOING BACK IN TIME AND STAYING IN HIS ROOM BEFORE THE JET ENGINE CRASHES THROUGH HIS ROOM.

TED STRIKER OVERCOMES HIS FEAR OF FLYING AND SUCCESSFULLY LANDS THE PLANE WITH THE HELP OF ELAINE.

THE JOKER DOESN'T DIE, BUT HE'S DEAD!

DAWSON & PAYCE DIDN'T FUCK HER

ROBERT THORN IS SHOT BEFORE HE CAN KILL DAMIEN WHO IS THEN ADOPTED BY THE U.S PRESIDENT

MI-DO IS DAE-SU'S DAUGHTER!!!

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>>98545404
All fail.

CLARK KENT IS SUPERMAN

YOU HAVE TO COPY THE VIDEO AND SHOW IT TO SOMEONE ELSE TO SURVIVE