It doesn't matter if my suggestion was legit. The fact that a guy who has been banned literally THOUSANDS of times now getting a logical response from a moderator is unprecedented.
I have already e-mailed moot about the issue, and it will be taken care of shortly.
I was in my room reading my Japanese comic books, as usual for a guy like me. The T.V, was playing aimlessly in the background, some show I didn't even know...white noise. My stomach growled, perhaps I was hungry? It could of been. I walked into the kitchen and across the white tile floors which mother had cleaned. It was expected. But there she was, it was her...IceCreamSanwhich-Kun. She looked up at me and I said "No...not now, I can't fuck you yet, they will all know its frosty"
"SO JAMES ITS SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR US TO DO AND GO FOR FIGHT?!"
Just then my brother had busted in stark-butt-naked-sama and broken door. I took a shadow defensive stance and used a cock-doppleganger as usual, but a guy like him shattered it with his flaming ice wheel barrier technique (Translator's note: barrier means barrier). I was thrown into the darkness and tried to use powerful butt thunder to counter his strength but where could I come from?...
"insert-kun". 238 posts and 113 image replies omitted. Archived from /a/.
Once more, for the good times: INTRODUCTION- Anon clicked on the spoiler of a thread in page 10, mere seconds before it got 404'd. The thread was completely abandoned and seemed to have been saged and loathed till the end.
No titel, No tripcode, No text. Only a spoiler with the captivating name "Waifu.jpg".....
Suddenly, a burst of light came from the screen, Anon covered his basement dweller sensitive eyes from the flash, only to find a cute, young girl dressed in a fantasy outfit on his desk......
Yeah, you heard right. His life was in a level of roneryness so dangerous, that he created pretty much all of /a/'s characters/split personalities to have "intelligent conversations" between them online. The later Tripfags you see know are mere copycats of the original.
--2 After a week of delicious, raw sex, Anon noted that he hasn't even asked for the girl's name and origin. Since he only wanted her for the sex and didn't want to get involved sentimentally with her more than the necessary, Anon decided for the best option:
Post a naked picture of her on a/, letting the poster ending in 5 to give her a name.
>>23085385 --3 Anon was starting to change bit by bit without even noticing.…
First came the contact lenses. Anon threw away his 8 year old glasses, as it was real pain in the ass to sodomize your waifu while your in sweat covered glasses kept slipping between your eyes.
Then came the neckbeard’s turn. After continous yapping about “how it itches when you eat me down there” and pieces of glitter (Waifu’s sweat and saliva sparkles in the dark because of her moé heredity, check Google) kept stucking between his chin; making him look like a disco ball, Anon finally gave up and took a nice shave.
So much fucking did not only made him kill some extra calories and gave him DEM THIGHS, but also kept him busy enough to not browse 4chan all day. Anime and manga were also starting to become a rare pleasure. He tried to mix his hobbies with his duties, but he soon realized that it wasn’t such a good idea:
Either he shoots a super missile at Tohou, or he shoots a load of babymilk in Waifu’s face. Either he shouts “FUCK YEAH! SIMON!” seeing episode 26 of TTGL (for 49th time), or he shouts “FUCK YEAH!SIMON!” as he mounted a Waifu dressed in a Cosplay of the allready mentioned driller. But both things at the same time; and with the same quantity of passion and determination, that was impossible.
“Having a Waifu is not easy”-thought Anon looking at the ceiling.
>>23085443 --4 Time passed by and Waifu was starting to get used to the real world. But there were certain things that maked her uneasy.... Her original loli battleoutfit won't fit her anymore. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to eat that extra bucket of KFS (Kentucky Fried Sushi) last night before Anon's daily cocksuck session to cover the taste.... A pimple appeared in her face. Her magic powers won't even make a spark without letting her gasping and sweating like a pig. Nothing good ran good on TV......
--5 To escape boredom, Waifu thought on getting a degree or working. Surely there would be a good working spot for a overweighted, loli magical fighter somewhere!
....Waifu came home late with tired eyes and a extra bucket of Kentucky Fried Sushi, the only place where her wapanese born abilities and her praise for love, justice, and smoothies would get her a job.
Anon wasn't back, his gym bag and brand new "SHIT WAS SO CASH" leather jacket weren't hanging there where usual.
"Oh well, I'll just put in the oven. Let's see what /a/ has to say...."
Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)05:44 No.27611381
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