Arrive home, see that guests are over, check on fish.
GRAVEL IS FUCKED UP, SHITLOAD OF PLANTS ARE DEROOTED. FILTER VACUUMS ARE WRAPPED IN GUPPY CORPSES. I RUN TO THE BACK OF THE TANK (looks like this) Back Room I---------------- Room I Tank I---------------- Basement entrance
I SEE TWO FUCKING KIDS WITH MY BIG NET, ON A LADDER, SURROUNDED BY CUPS OF WATER, WITH DEAD GUPPIES ON THE FLOOR. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
"fishing, lol"
Make this place a tad more interesting, any rage involving pets, now.
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Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)17:49 No.495158
>>495149 Make their parents replace all that shit, damn.
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Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)17:54 No.495162
>>495158 Oh ya, parents are smartasses too, "THEY'RE LIVEBREEDERS AREN'T THEY? YOU'LL GET ALL THOSE FISH BACK IN NO TIME!"
>Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. >The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his little mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. >For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness. >Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern to us. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.
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File :1235706308696.jpg-(1.91 MB, 3072x2304, DSCF0964.jpg) Getting evicted due to petAnonymous 02/26/09(Thu)22:45 No.401130
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Hi guys,
I rescued this kitten from dying out in the cold last November, and I've slowly nursed him to health. Now, he's the sweetest little thing, and I can't think of giving him up (since I've grown attached to the fellow).
My resident apartment manager somehow found out that I have a cat and has filed a 3-day notice for me to get rid of him or vacate. I can't very well look for a new place that allows for pets within the next 2 days... what am I supposed to do?
I'll be posting pics to show the progress of his development as long as I get responses.
Please help!
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As Halloween is approaching I thought I'd share some horrors with /an/
Today I awoke to find that one of my hissers had molted. That was all fine and dandy until I did a double take and noticed HALF OF IT WAS MISSING. The poor thing somehow got his abdomen ripped off.
He's still alive and moving around just fine.
But the worst part is that the other roaches are taking turns EATING HIM.
wtf
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What kind of foods do humans eat? I just bought a human and he doesnt like the food I've been giving him. I've been just feeding it some leftover food I've had since I've had it.
What should I feed it?
Also can you give me some tips with humans, like the bathroom, being obedient, playing with it, etc.
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Anonymous 12/28/08(Sun)07:24 No.363696
Stop trying to troll as a peta-esque type person.
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Anonymous 12/28/08(Sun)09:56 No.363734
You forgot to mention what type of nutrition you yourself utilize. Humans tend to eat most of their food cooked, so don't give them raw meat or they may get sick. Also rotting animal or plant (or fungal) matter is not suitable for humans either. Humans lack a herbivore's gut, so if you give them mainly plant-based food, stick to fruits, roots, nuts and legumes. They do need to be fed meat too, unless you enjoy shoving vitamin pills down their throat while they kick and claw and scream obscenities at you. If you want to give them treats, use something high in fat and simple carbohydrates, just not too much. Humans love sugar, but some of them grow obese easily.
Anyway, have fun with your human. They take a long time to train, as they grow mature very slowly, but they are very long-lived, so once you train your human well, he or she will be there to keep you company for a long time.
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Anonymous 12/28/08(Sun)21:13 No.363938
lol good luck. my human keeps talking at me, i'm not sure what it's trying to say
Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)04:53 No.510186
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