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83 KB Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)04:53 No.510186   [view]
coexistence
"Coexistence".
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>> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)04:54 No.510188
The tiger is about to have a delicious feast. Just look at him lick his chops.
>> Napkin !!+pl8gXIDw 08/31/09(Mon)04:59 No.510192
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This was on fark today
>> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)09:54 No.510303
Tigers are so awesome. I wish they weren't dangerous.
>> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)14:37 No.510384
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949 KB Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)17:43 No.495149   [view]
Arrive home, see that guests are over, check on fish.

GRAVEL IS FUCKED UP, SHITLOAD OF PLANTS ARE DEROOTED. FILTER VACUUMS ARE WRAPPED IN GUPPY CORPSES. I RUN TO THE BACK OF THE TANK
(looks like this)
Back Room
I----------------
Room I Tank
I----------------
Basement entrance

I SEE TWO FUCKING KIDS WITH MY BIG NET, ON A LADDER, SURROUNDED BY CUPS OF WATER, WITH DEAD GUPPIES ON THE FLOOR.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"

"fishing, lol"

Make this place a tad more interesting, any rage involving pets, now.
"animal abuse".
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>> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)17:49 No.495158
>>495149
Make their parents replace all that shit, damn.
>> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)17:54 No.495162
>>495158
Oh ya, parents are smartasses too,
"THEY'RE LIVEBREEDERS AREN'T THEY? YOU'LL GET ALL THOSE FISH BACK IN NO TIME!"
>> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)17:59 No.495165
>>495162

How the fuck did you let that fly

I'd physically throw the kids out of my house
>> Anonymous 08/06/09(Thu)18:01 No.495167
>>495162
Never mind they pretty much destroyed the tank as well?

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32 KB Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)20:27 No.476831   [view]
greetings from /v/
"Realistic Pokemon".
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>> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)20:28 No.476832
*water gun*
>> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)20:28 No.476833
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>>476831
>> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)20:29 No.476834
>>476832
won't KO him even with a STAB
*thunder fang*
>> Anonymous 06/23/09(Tue)20:37 No.476841
/r/-ing Raichu or gtfo.


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57 KB Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)06:59 No.460167   [view]
:)
"=)".
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>> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)07:03 No.460168
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:)
>> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)07:08 No.460170
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>:)
>> Anonymous 05/30/09(Sat)09:37 No.460202
:)?
>> Rofltorque 05/30/09(Sat)10:17 No.460209
:)!


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43 KB Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:19 No.413358   [view]
time for some manly tears.

http://i.gizmodo.com/05173385/shuttle+riding-bat-dies-the-most-glorious-death-imaginable

>Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes.
>The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his little mammalian body was gently pushed skyward.
>For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.
>Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern to us. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.
"Shuttle-riding bat dies the most glorious death imaginable".
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>> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)16:38 No.413365
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>> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)17:19 No.413380
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>> Anonymous 03/18/09(Wed)17:28 No.413385
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>> Enornymous !!ofcDCsR+K 03/18/09(Wed)19:19 No.413450
>>413385
Hopebat


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1.91 MB Getting evicted due to pet Anonymous 02/26/09(Thu)22:45 No.401130   [view]
Hi guys,

I rescued this kitten from dying out in the cold last November, and I've slowly nursed him to health. Now, he's the sweetest little thing, and I can't think of giving him up (since I've grown attached to the fellow).

My resident apartment manager somehow found out that I have a cat and has filed a 3-day notice for me to get rid of him or vacate. I can't very well look for a new place that allows for pets within the next 2 days... what am I supposed to do?

I'll be posting pics to show the progress of his development as long as I get responses.

Please help!
"Getting evicted due to pet".
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>> Anonymous 02/26/09(Thu)22:47 No.401133
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Here's another one to show the state his face was in when he was found. There was eye-gunk everywhere, and he was barely able to open his eyes...
>> Anonymous 02/26/09(Thu)22:50 No.401135
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Neither my girl nor I thought he was going to survive the night...
>> Anonymous 02/26/09(Thu)22:52 No.401137
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Anyone? Please...?
>> Anonymous 02/26/09(Thu)22:58 No.401144
Awww... poor kitty...

Maybe a nearby /an/on can foster for you while you take a month or two to find a new place?


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140 KB Anonymous 10/22/08(Wed)20:28 No.327499   [view]
As Halloween is approaching I thought I'd share some horrors with /an/

Today I awoke to find that one of my hissers had molted. That was all fine and dandy until I did a double take and noticed HALF OF IT WAS MISSING. The poor thing somehow got his abdomen ripped off.

He's still alive and moving around just fine.

But the worst part is that the other roaches are taking turns EATING HIM.

wtf
"molting gone wrong".
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>> Anonymous 10/22/08(Wed)20:30 No.327500
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Here's a backside view (or should I say inside view, dohoho).

So /an/, any ideas how this happened?
>> Anonymous 10/22/08(Wed)20:39 No.327501
>>327500
Malfunction in the molting process? I can imagine that he tried to move too soon and ripped himself in two... I don't know arthropods at all.
>> Anonymous 10/22/08(Wed)20:45 No.327504
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>> Anonymous 10/22/08(Wed)20:48 No.327505
omg thats so sad! he's gonna die, right? =/


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25 KB FFFFFFFFFF Anonymous 01/20/09(Tue)13:02 No.376316   [view]
Dolphins are evil fucks.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/3323070/Killer-dolphins-baffle-marine-experts.html
"Dolphins are evil fucks.".
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>> Anonymous 01/20/09(Tue)13:19 No.376323
I've never liked them, really.
>> Anonymous 01/20/09(Tue)13:37 No.376340
how could they possibly kill baby porpoises? dont they have a shred of humanity in their cold hearts?
>> Anonymous 01/20/09(Tue)13:38 No.376344
>>376316
All humans are evil fucks too, thus dolphins are our best friends
>> Anonymous 01/20/09(Tue)13:40 No.376349
>>376344
then why do people worship obama thinking he will bring world peace and all that shit

some tribalfuck in kenya was quoted in saying "Obama will make the dictators in africa chose democracy"

LOL, yep, he suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure will


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117 KB Anonymous 12/28/08(Sun)07:21 No.363692   [view]
What kind of foods do humans eat? I just bought a human and he doesnt like the food I've been giving him. I've been just feeding it some leftover food I've had since I've had it.

What should I feed it?


Also can you give me some tips with humans, like the bathroom, being obedient, playing with it, etc.
"human pets".
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>> Anonymous 12/28/08(Sun)07:24 No.363696
Stop trying to troll as a peta-esque type person.
>> Anonymous 12/28/08(Sun)09:56 No.363734
You forgot to mention what type of nutrition you yourself utilize. Humans tend to eat most of their food cooked, so don't give them raw meat or they may get sick. Also rotting animal or plant (or fungal) matter is not suitable for humans either. Humans lack a herbivore's gut, so if you give them mainly plant-based food, stick to fruits, roots, nuts and legumes. They do need to be fed meat too, unless you enjoy shoving vitamin pills down their throat while they kick and claw and scream obscenities at you. If you want to give them treats, use something high in fat and simple carbohydrates, just not too much. Humans love sugar, but some of them grow obese easily.

Anyway, have fun with your human. They take a long time to train, as they grow mature very slowly, but they are very long-lived, so once you train your human well, he or she will be there to keep you company for a long time.
>> Anonymous 12/28/08(Sun)21:13 No.363938
lol good luck. my human keeps talking at me, i'm not sure what it's trying to say
>> Anonymous 12/28/08(Sun)21:15 No.363940
they eat exclusively meat.


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32 KB Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)05:15 No.347435   [view]
In this thread we say things to pets we've lost.

I miss you, molly. :(
"goodby pets".
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>> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)05:16 No.347436
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I'm sorry, Shadow...
>> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)05:16 No.347437
Damnit Kitty Kitty, where did you go? Why did you never come back? ;-;
>> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)05:18 No.347438
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I will always love you, Cocoa. You're my special-girl. I'll never forget you, and I hope that you don't forget me either... I miss you.
>> Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)05:27 No.347440
>>347438

...Is this the same Cocoa from last year? Who kept peeing everywhere? D:


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