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New translated screenshot from Episode 6.

ITT photos of japan in the 1800's

please contribute

Let's have another one of these.

A cure? THANK GOD, I can finally be free!

Hello /jp/, I have a serious question for you. I just used the bathroom, and my crap looked just like a Japanese character. I want to know if it's an actualy character, and if so what it means.

Picture related. It's what my dump looked like.

Yukari:
Recollection "Double Black Death Butterfly"
Recollection "Flying Insect's Nest"
Recollection "Border of Wave and Particle"

Suika:
Recollection "Throwing Mt. Togakushi"
Recollection "Pandemonium"
Recollection "Deep Mist Labyrinth"

Aya:
Recollection "Wind God Hidden Among Tree Leaves"
Recollection "Tengu Macro Burst"
Recollection "Great Whirlwind"

Alice:
Recollection "Spring Kyoto Dolls"
Recollection "Straw Doll Kamikaze"
Recollection "Return Inanimateness"

Patchouli:
Recollection "Mercury Poison"
Recollection "Princess Undine"
Recollection "Philosopher's Stone"

Nitori:
Recollection "Exteeeending Aaaaarm"
Recollection "Kappa's Pororoca"
Recollection "Trauma in the Glimmering Depths"

Daaamn. Marisa's got competition.

I'M THE STRONGEST

I thought I'd share this with you guys since a guy on 2channel translated it all for me.

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=8D7IYUAa7Zs&feature=related

Title is:

"experiences only real a few years or longer hikikomori people can share
with each other and sympathize with."

Today, I report the results of my exhaustive research on the nature of posting in this /jp/ board.

Taking a random sample of 375 threads from the archive, comprising 9603 posts (or 1.6% of all posts), I tallied the hour at which the thread was posted, the number of sages, the number of replies, and whether or not the OP was 3D pig disgusting.

In my first post here, you can see the summary statistics for the sample. Note the average thread had 25.6 replies and 1.16 sages, implying that 4.5% of all posts are sages. Further, a full 12% of the sample OPs were 3D pig disgusting.

Note: Sage Ratio = Sages/Replies.

Honk Honk

Is there a secret to learning the alphabet? I want to learn English as quickly as possible, but every letter looks the same to me. Would Rosetta Stone make it faster?

ITT tell me the best+quickest way to learn English.

The Japanese are incapable of gaining weight. Discuss.

Actual News Broadcast:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ydw0_0455_webcam
"NNN" National News.

>>OKINAWA -- Police served fresh arrest warrants on Friday, accusing two teenage sons of U.S. servicemen stationed here of robbing a taxi driver, investigators said.

>>The two boys -- the 15-year-old son of a U.S. Marine and the 16-year-old son of a U.S. airman -- are accused of robbery and inflicting bodily injury for allegedly robbing a taxi and injuring its driver in Okinawa. The teenage suspects, already under arrest in a separate theft case, have admitted to having been involved in the violent robbery.
[...]
http://mdn.mainichi.jp/national/news/20080404p2a00m0na021000c.html


As if the foreigner-native relations weren't bad enough in Okinawa areas.

Hey, what if Tsukihime was a musical?

ITT: Greatest Inventions of Japan

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

"Anonymoooooous~~~ I'm Huuuuuuungry~~~!"

Right on schedule, Yuyuko drifts into the kitchen.

"Sorry, dinner's not ready yet."

"But I'm hungry noooooow~~~," she whines.

Pouting and puffing out her cheeks, Yuyuko leans on your back while you continue your work.

Honestly, in all the years you've been living together, food is the only thing you've seen her fuss over. Where does all that food go, anyway? And why does a ghost get so hungry?

Your mind wanders.

Well, that's not important. What's important is the satisfied look on Yuyuko's face while she's eating your cooking.

Yuyuko sniffs.

"Oh! That smells goo~~d! What is it?"

"Hmm, wouldn't you like to know?"

In fact, today is a special dish -- a real one-of-a-kind dish that could only be made in Gensokyo.

Today's dish is...

ALLEZ CUISINE!
[COOKING MINIGAME START]

PLEASE INPUT A DISH AND ITS INGREDIENTS
>> __

"You did great, Marisa."

I put my hand on her shoulder and looked the tiny girl in her arms.

It was a long, problematic birth and for a while it looked like things might take a turn for the worse, but they -- my two 'precious things' -- pulled through. Our daughter, it seemed, was going to be just as tough as her mom.

"You're spacing out again, Anonymous."

"Am I? ... I suppose I am."

"Hmm. Even now, you're not serious. You know, I really can't believe you sometimes, da ze."

Marisa gave a little frown. The kind that I knew was really a smile. When did she become so cute?

"Have you thought of a name, yet, Anonymous?"

"Mm. Yeah."

Of course I have. Thinking back, this is the only name that could be suitable for our child.

That name is...

A NEW MEMBER HAS JOINED THE PARTY
PLEASE INPUT A NAME
>>_

She causes problems.
Magical problems.
Marisa Kirisame.
She's a magician.