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6 KB Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:55:1 No.6078206   [view]
my favrit amnial is hoers
its powers is jumps and fast
"your favrit amnial ".
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>> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:59:1 No.6078254
my favrit amnial is tertle
his pwoer is shel and slo
>> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:59:4 No.6078259
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>>6078254
fogot trutel
>> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:00:1 No.6078270
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my favrit amnial is pickatchu
its powers is thudners and dobel taem
>> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:02:3 No.6078292
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my favrit amnial is blubrid
its powers is flys and beak


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103 KB your most fucked up sexual tendencies? Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)13:55:4 No.5875673   [view]
Hey robots.
I've come up with an odd sexual practice which I've been doing for over 8 months now. It's quite complicated so let me take the time to explain.

Basically, I find a girl on stickam, someone who's lonely, attractive, and seeking attention (this can take a long time) then when I've found someone I'll join the chat room and start conversing with them. I become friends with them somewhat, I pretend to like what they like, talk the way they talk etc until there is some sort of level of trust and enjoyment.

While this is going on, I take a screenshot of them, edit it down to just their picture and then print it out as large as possible on a piece of paper and put it in a transparent plastic wallet for use later.

Then I masturbate, furiously, while still conversing with the girl, The thrill of what I'm about to do next turns me on and drives me closer to climax.

Finally, when I'm just about to climax, I say to the girl completely out of no where in the middle of a conversation "I'm cumming for you" and I switch my webcam on, where they are greeted to a nice close up of my cock busting a huge load on their face printed as it is on my previously mentioned piece of paper.

The looks of horror, disgust, shame, are just too fucking good to pass up, So if I have a hand free, I'll grab a screenshot to keep later. The picture provided is one of those.

With that said, what is the most fucked up - yet awesome - thing you've done sexually?
"sexual tendencies".
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>> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)13:57:3 No.5875700
: D More pictures
>> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)13:57:3 No.5875703
fucking awesome

blocks
>> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)13:58:0 No.5875706
Thats awesome, OP. More pics of disgusted girls?
>> Anonymous 10/17/09(Sat)13:58:2 No.5875712
op, i find this hilarious.


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101 KB Incredibly Unpleasant !!5rWCl5wkO No.5358051   [view]
ITT: Subtle ways to troll people IRL.

Face the opposite way (i.e. with your back against the door) on an elevator.
"Subtle Ways to Troll People IRL".
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>> Anonymous 09/06/09(Sun)18:44:2 No.5358067
When the light turns green, wait until it turns yellow to go.
>> shoupie !!EgBaX7uxF 09/06/09(Sun)18:44:3 No.5358074
say slipknot is the best pop band ever
>> Anonymous 09/06/09(Sun)18:44:4 No.5358077
>>5358051
... i gotta hand it to you, that's pretty good.
>> Anonymous 09/06/09(Sun)18:45:3 No.5358085
>>5358067
Enjoy being pulled out of your car and beaten to death by a crazed motorist one day.


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316 KB Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)23:50:1 No.5347796   [view]
ITT we remember school annoyances

>Math teacher assigns problems going by an outlandish number like 4 or 6

>You mess up one time and an hour later realize you've been doing the wrong problems for a fucking hour
"School Annoyances".
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>> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)23:54:1 No.5347833
Bros bro shit up with beer pong and ultimate frisbee.
>> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)23:54:4 No.5347841
>Math teacher spends 2 minutes teaching a lesson
>spends the other 43 going over 1 practice problem
>assigns 1-32 for homework show all work
>spends the whole next day going over it

>repeat until test

> test comes time runs out before anyone gets half way through

>60 % curve 175% on test
>only 2 other people pass the test

>math teacher blames the class
>> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)23:56:1 No.5347860
>>5347841
I should add
>no review for the test

and by going over it i mean the homework
>> Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)23:56:1 No.5347861
>am forced to read Shakespeare

>am forced to read Shakespeare

>am forced to read Shakespeare

>am forced to read Shakespeare

>am forced to read Shakespeare

>am forced to read Shakespeare


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19 KB Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)15:57:3 No.5332355   [view]
What's the hottest thing you've ever done?

For me it was probably the time I dominated my girlfriend in the living room of her house. We had just finished watching a movie, and we started making out. Instead of doing the normal thing of putting my hand to her crotch underneath her clothing, instead I removed her tights, kissed her legs and pushed her thong off. I then instructed her to stand in the middle of the room with her arms by her sides. Still wearing her dress at this point, I loved knowing she had nothing touching her pussy underneath. Telling her to look straight ahead, I took my sweet time just taking in the sight of her, lightly touching her sides, cupping her breasts or holding her chin and kissing her. I put a hand on the back of her thigh and slid her dress up, exposing her bare arse to the air for a moment before letting the dress drop back down again. I think I might've instructed her to stand with her legs open a little. I teased her like mad, moving my hand up the inside of her leg, letting her wonder just when I was going to touch her pussy. I removed the rest of her clothing and had her standing there obediently, stark naked in the middle of the room while I'm still fully clothed. I could actually see a trail of her juices that had run a little bit down her inner thigh, which I gently scraped off with a finger and put to her lips. When I saw myself not being able to put it off any longer, I finally began to touch between her legs, slipped a finger inside her, and she was quite simply the hottest I've ever felt, quite literally; the temperature of her wet cunt was astonishing.

Share your stories, gentlemen!
"Hottest thing you ever did".
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>> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)16:01:3 No.5332398
i dont think many others have the same stories as you do...
>> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)16:02:5 No.5332413
I'm going to try this!
Cheers brobot!
>> hhhnnngghhh 09/04/09(Fri)16:05:3 No.5332438
It's quite probable that most of /r9k/ just came after reading this
>> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)16:07:0 No.5332455
You could publish a raunchy novel and probably make some money.


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31 KB I change brainwaves for a living. Neuro !!nUkZSC4sz No.5321484   [view]
Ask me anything.
I'll answer to the best of my ability.
"Brainwave doctor".
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>> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:10:1 No.5321493
Do you like eggs?
>> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:11:0 No.5321502
Why do I still have to manually fap?
Can't you brain-wave me an orgasm?
>> Anonymous 09/03/09(Thu)18:12:5 No.5321521
elaborate whate the fuck you do exactly
>> Neuro !!nUkZSC4sz 09/03/09(Thu)18:14:1 No.5321534
>>5321493
Fuck yes. Only in omelette form though. Cheese, onions and tomatoes. EEG's are also cool - I've taken two today so far.
>>5321502
Japan has been working on a neurofeedback interface that would allow people to manipulate objects in a room based on their brainwaves. I'm pretty sure that once they get that down, we'll be able to develop technology that allows us to strap something to our dicks and through neurofeedback allow us to fap hands free


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80 KB Free Drawings for Everyone! Sappho !dal6RdCxeM No.5300447   [view]
Greetings /r9k/!

I am here to attempt to fulfill every draw request given in this thread. I shall attempt them to the best of my ability! I have very few "won'ts" so for the most part any and everything is a valid request
"every draw request fulfilled ".
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>> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)21:01:2 No.5300458
arab girl and jewish girl doing eachother while a nerdy white guy jerks off in the background
>> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)21:03:0 No.5300482
care bear Spartans por favor
>> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)21:03:1 No.5300484
your least favorite drawfag/drawhore
>> Anonymous 09/01/09(Tue)21:04:1 No.5300497
the password and url for secret drawwhore site


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112 KB Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)12:03:4 No.5250635   [view]
yep, and what have u done with ur life today u virgin fucks? hahah
"stacey".
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>> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)12:07:5 No.5250674
Had sex IRL. Unlike you.
>> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)12:08:0 No.5250676
I've just added staceysweetie16@hotmail.com to my list and gave her a link to this thread.

Good day sir.
>> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)12:08:2 No.5250683
Someone's first date = getting a bit cocky I see..
>> Anonymous 08/28/09(Fri)12:09:2 No.5250691
You just made a huge mistake of keeping her email in the pic.


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25 KB Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)09:23:0 No.5178204   [view]
ITT actual quotes from our parents.

My dad:

-"God didn't make you... I DID."
-(After I told him the statistics on Korean youth getting plastic surgery) "It's not surprising. I've seen them, they're so ugly."

My mom:

-"You're the reason we divorced."
-"I swear to god I'm going to crash this car and kill us all RIGHT NOW!" Me and my brother literally had to beg her not to crash the car while she swerved down the highway like a lunatic.
"parent quotes".
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>> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)09:24:1 No.5178210
your parents sound awesome
>> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)09:27:3 No.5178236
>>5178210
oh lawd i lol'd

>moot
>> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)09:28:0 No.5178240
"FUCK YOU CHILDREN!!"
after we were talking in the car and dad took a wrong turn (we were in europe driving on the right hand side of the road)
ausfags btw - we drive on the left
>> Donkey Kong !6xDumDumsA8/22/09(Sat)09:28:27 No.5178245
>>5178204
Your mom is a crazy whore.

mewtx


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4 KB Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)12:25:4 No.5167523   [view]
Men only: ITT times when you've been hateful to a mostly-innocent woman, despite not being generally anti-woman.
My high school was like, 90% black. A white girl comes over and asks why I'm so quiet.
I replied "My apologies if I'm bothering you. I like to keep things...calm. Now, if you'll excuse me --"
She said, "Why's that?"
Now I was getting kind of irritated. "To keep annoying people like you away from me."
Nigga in the corner went "DAY-YAM, mah pale hoe just got tole'd, ya'll! Anon be slappin' bitches wit' dem words a his!"
"Corner Nigga".
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>> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)12:28:3 No.5167549
I love corner nigger
>> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)12:31:1 No.5167575
Tell us more stories involving corner nigger. Did you ever go to the movies with him? He sounds more fun than a mexican baby.
>> Anonymous 08/21/09(Fri)12:31:5 No.5167578
OP is a nigger w/o a girlfriend.
>> Joshisaالله أكبಠ_ಠ ...°ܢo...ಥ_ಥ !dSsVR48M6gn> 08/21/09(Fri)12:33 No.5167591
I was walking out of a bar, a fairly attractive girl asked me to sit down and have a drink (the table was nearish to the back door), without even thinking I look at her and her friends and tell them. 'Well there's 4 of you, so why dont you just talk to eachother?' and walked out the back door as I was leaving I realized how that'd come off, chicks looked pretty dumbfounded lul.


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