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my favrit amnial is hoers
its powers is jumps and fast

>>	Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:59:4 No.6078259      File :1257087585246.jpg-(5 KB, 306x372, Untitled.jpg) >>6078254 fogot trutel

>>	Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:00:1 No.6078270      File :1257087612777.png-(3 KB, 186x189, pickatchu.png) my favrit amnial is pickatchu its powers is thudners and dobel taem

>>	Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:02:3 No.6078292      File :1257087757581.png-(2 KB, 186x189, bloobrid.png) my favrit amnial is blubrid its powers is flys and beak

Hey robots.
I've come up with an odd sexual practice which I've been doing for over 8 months now. It's quite complicated so let me take the time to explain.

Basically, I find a girl on stickam, someone who's lonely, attractive, and seeking attention (this can take a long time) then when I've found someone I'll join the chat room and start conversing with them. I become friends with them somewhat, I pretend to like what they like, talk the way they talk etc until there is some sort of level of trust and enjoyment.

While this is going on, I take a screenshot of them, edit it down to just their picture and then print it out as large as possible on a piece of paper and put it in a transparent plastic wallet for use later.

Then I masturbate, furiously, while still conversing with the girl, The thrill of what I'm about to do next turns me on and drives me closer to climax.

Finally, when I'm just about to climax, I say to the girl completely out of no where in the middle of a conversation "I'm cumming for you" and I switch my webcam on, where they are greeted to a nice close up of my cock busting a huge load on their face printed as it is on my previously mentioned piece of paper.

The looks of horror, disgust, shame, are just too fucking good to pass up, So if I have a hand free, I'll grab a screenshot to keep later. The picture provided is one of those.

With that said, what is the most fucked up - yet awesome - thing you've done sexually?

ITT: Subtle ways to troll people IRL.

Face the opposite way (i.e. with your back against the door) on an elevator.

ITT we remember school annoyances

>Math teacher assigns problems going by an outlandish number like 4 or 6

>You mess up one time and an hour later realize you've been doing the wrong problems for a fucking hour

What's the hottest thing you've ever done?

For me it was probably the time I dominated my girlfriend in the living room of her house. We had just finished watching a movie, and we started making out. Instead of doing the normal thing of putting my hand to her crotch underneath her clothing, instead I removed her tights, kissed her legs and pushed her thong off. I then instructed her to stand in the middle of the room with her arms by her sides. Still wearing her dress at this point, I loved knowing she had nothing touching her pussy underneath. Telling her to look straight ahead, I took my sweet time just taking in the sight of her, lightly touching her sides, cupping her breasts or holding her chin and kissing her. I put a hand on the back of her thigh and slid her dress up, exposing her bare arse to the air for a moment before letting the dress drop back down again. I think I might've instructed her to stand with her legs open a little. I teased her like mad, moving my hand up the inside of her leg, letting her wonder just when I was going to touch her pussy. I removed the rest of her clothing and had her standing there obediently, stark naked in the middle of the room while I'm still fully clothed. I could actually see a trail of her juices that had run a little bit down her inner thigh, which I gently scraped off with a finger and put to her lips. When I saw myself not being able to put it off any longer, I finally began to touch between her legs, slipped a finger inside her, and she was quite simply the hottest I've ever felt, quite literally; the temperature of her wet cunt was astonishing.

Share your stories, gentlemen!

Ask me anything.
I'll answer to the best of my ability.

Greetings /r9k/!

I am here to attempt to fulfill every draw request given in this thread. I shall attempt them to the best of my ability! I have very few "won'ts" so for the most part any and everything is a valid request

yep, and what have u done with ur life today u virgin fucks? hahah

ITT actual quotes from our parents.

My dad:

-"God didn't make you... I DID."
-(After I told him the statistics on Korean youth getting plastic surgery) "It's not surprising. I've seen them, they're so ugly."

My mom:

-"You're the reason we divorced."
-"I swear to god I'm going to crash this car and kill us all RIGHT NOW!" Me and my brother literally had to beg her not to crash the car while she swerved down the highway like a lunatic.

Men only: ITT times when you've been hateful to a mostly-innocent woman, despite not being generally anti-woman.
My high school was like, 90% black. A white girl comes over and asks why I'm so quiet.
I replied "My apologies if I'm bothering you. I like to keep things...calm. Now, if you'll excuse me --"
She said, "Why's that?"
Now I was getting kind of irritated. "To keep annoying people like you away from me."
Nigga in the corner went "DAY-YAM, mah pale hoe just got tole'd, ya'll! Anon be slappin' bitches wit' dem words a his!"