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The Eleventh Doctor has really grown on me during this past series, in fact, he's quickly becoming my favorite Doctor. Why? Because of his ridiculous, brotastic shenanigans. Pic related. He's fucking mad.

What are some good French, or foreign films in general, that are similar to Amelie?

Pic unrelated

>The Lord Of The Rings's anagram name is TROD LENGTH OF SHIRE


http://www.deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/

Because there's so much crap here tonight, let's have a thread about something I know everybody loves- Seinfeld.

Just because you don't want to discuss something, doesn't mean others don't not want to not discuss that thing with which you don't want to discuss my dear boy.

Hi, /tv/.

What's your favorite TV show and why?

>implying female celebrities, when bored, don't think about the estimate of how many olympic sized swimming pools would be filled with peoples cum from the millions of times people jerked off to them, and what it would be like to swim in all of it

Now the question is /tv/...

Would you see it?
Final Cast:

>00 - Protagonist - Hugh Jackman
>11 - Love Interest - Scarlett Johansson
>22 - Affable Sidekick - Ian McKellen
>33 - Antagonist - Eli Wallach (Tuco, from the Good, The Bad...)
>44 - Henchwoman - Ruth Wilson (Alice from Luther)
>55 - The Comic Relief - JAY FUCKING LENO (OH GOD SAVE ME!)
>66 - The Ensemble Darkhorse - Paul Rudd
>77 - The Tag-Along Annoying Character - Lady Gaga and Beyonce
>88 - The Turncoat - Chiwetel Ejiofor
>99 - The Cameo - Jensen Ackles
Movie Elements:

>00 - Movie Title - The Bronze Continent
>11 - Movie Tagline - "This. So Close."
>22 - Director - Director Bot 9900
>33 - Main plot - Birth of a Nation Remake
>44 - Sub plot #1 - Hugh Jackman is gay and fucking Chiwetel
>55 - Sub plot #2 - Everything went better than expected.
>66 - Music - Anon
>77 - Sex scene - Porn Scene in the movie (Movie Within a Movie)
>88 - Ending - Ruth Wilson and Scar Jo sex scene
>99 - Plot twist - The protagonist is actually a biological weapon that wiped out a previous human civilization centuries before the movie began


Plot Summary:


From what I can tell this potentially takes place in the near future where gays are the new blacks and our hero has to hide his sexuality from those in the hate group he is apart of. He also has a black lover who betrays him at some point. He is also has some sort of homosexual virus that can infect others and turn them gay, including Ruth Wilson and Scarjo, his "love interest". The ending also turns out better than expected. Perhaps bronze continent refers to race or some part about it taking place in the future where there is no more wealth or gold which is why we have reverted to our hateful ways of the early 1900s

It's time for this again /tv/.

Let's cast an unknown movie, with an unknown story, unknown title, and unknown director.

Rules:

Doubles Casts the role
Triples overrides the previous choice.
Subsequent Triples override previous choice.

00 - Protagonist -
11 - Love Interest -
22 - Affable Sidekick -
33 - Antagonist -
44 - Henchman -
55 - The Comic Relief -
66 - The Ensemble Darkhorse -
77 - The Tag-Along Annoying Character -
88 - The Turncoat -
99 - The Cameo -

Here's the template.

Let's see what you can do, /tv/!

ITT: Karen

Can we have a Lost Verticals thread????

I'm only on S1 Ep 15,but this guy is a bonafide badass.

Just found this in my parent's attic.
Copyright 1991.
And it still works when I pull the string.

ITT extended profiles

>Frank J. Lapidus
Frank Lapidus served as the first Ferryman to the island (2004-2016). The role was given its title by Hurley in the Lapidus-centric S071E1, "Fallen Angels". According to Hurley, Lapidus's job as Ferryman is to bring people to and from the island, and he is granted the abilities of the Smoke Monster to use in his duties to the island. Lapidus is the only bearer of the Smoke Monster powers who has never used the ability to take the form of the dead. He willingly passed the powers on to Walt Lloyd in the season ten finale, "Don't Trust the Judge", and was killed shortly thereafter by the first Keamy clone.

You guys post fast.

Law and Order finale about a blogger named "Moot" who threatens to blow up schools.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/finale_of_law_is_class_ic_7H9BukiJUFZI4vfFCuDgcL?sms_ss=email

"In the "Rubber Room" episode, Lupo and Bernard are assigned to investigate a rogue Web site run by an anonymous blogger named "Moot," who's apparently armed to the teeth and threatening to blow a city school to smithereens.
Most of Moot's rants focus on his former teachers, and after gaining access to a site in which city teachers gossip about their jobs, Lupo and Bernard are steered toward a "Temporary Assignment Center" in Queens.

We got a concert to get to