Remember me, /v/? You wanted to be my friend, I bet. We could of been best friends, running away from the Chemical Plant employees. But it'll never happen.
Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit
"Turning People Into Doors". 300 posts and 95 image replies omitted. Archived from /v/.
WIDE SHOT: BATTALION MOVING TO POSITION. EXPLOSIONS IN THE BACKGROUND
ECU: RAMIREZ. OVERLAY FLASHBACK PLAYS. CAR DRIVES UP TO SUNSET. RAMIREZ KISSES GIRLFRIEND ON TOP OF CAR.
CAPTAIN HARRIS "BATTALION IS OSCAR MIKE OSCAR MIKE"
EXPLOSION CHASES HARRIS DOWN A CORRIDOR LEADING TO A WIDE OPEN SPACE IN VIRGINIA. MUSIC: WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG - THE KILLERS PLANES FLY EVERYWHERE, CAN'T TELL IF ENEMY OR NOT. BATTALION FIRES ON ENEMY POSITIONS.
CAPTAIN HARRIS "TANGO DOWN TANGO DOWN RAMIREZ COVER THE ZULU FOXTROT"
TRACKING SHOT: RAMIREZ ESCAPES SEVERAL BULLETS AND NEARLY DODGES AN EXPLODING CAR. HE TOSSES A NADE INTO AN ENEMY TRENCH DUG IN FRONT OF BURGER TIME BY THE RUSSIANS.
CAPTAIN HARRIS "GOOD WORK FOXTROT CHARLIE BROWN RAMIREZ"
ECU: SUDDENLY THE GRENADE IS TOSSED BACK OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF HARRIS' BATTALION. SLOW MOTION FOR 5 MINUTES.
RAMIREZ "NOOOOOO"
RAMIREZ JUMPS ON TOP OF FRAG GRENADE. EXPLODES. DIES.
PRIVATE JACKSON "MAN DOWN MAN DOWN HE'S OSCAR MIKE TO A COFFIN"
CAPTAIN HARRIS "COME ON, WE HAVE TO OSCAR MIKE TANGO CASH TO POSITION ZULU GOD MOTHER GOGOOGOG"
PRIVATE JACKSON "NO"
CAPTAIN HARRIS "WHAT"
PRIVATE JACKSON "WAR IS HELL RAMIREZ WAS A GOOD MAN NOW HE'S GOING TO STAY FROSTY FOREVER IN BRAVO CHARLIE. WHY ARE WE FIGHTING THIS WAR A GOOD STRATEGIST WOULD BE ABLE TO AVOID WAR ALTOGETHER"
CAPTAIN HARRIS "DAMNIT THIS IS NOT THE TIME PRIVATE BUT YOU'RE RIGHT"
THE TWO ENGAGE IN A DEBATE IN SOTTO VOCE WHILE GUNFIRE AVOIDS THEM IN THE BACKGROUND.
CAPTAIN HARRIS "SON"
PRIVATE JACKSON "WHAT"
CAPTAIN HARRIS "YOU'RE A BETTER MAN THAN I"
"MW2 Screenplay". 136 posts and 30 image replies omitted. Archived from /v/.
SFX: RANGERS LOGO APPEARS ON SCREEN. CAMERA STATIC EFFECT. SWITCHES TO TASK FORCE 141.
EXT. DAY SCENE AT SNOWY MOUNTAIN.
CAPTAIN MACTAVISH AND ROACH CLIMB WITH ICEPICKS AS SABOTAGE BY THE BEASTIE BOYS PLAYS.
CAPTAIN MACTAVISH "COME ON, ROACH, LET'S GO."
THE TWO CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN. ATOP, THEY FACE SEVERAL ENEMIES. ROACH IMMEDIATELY OPENS FIRE.
CAPTAIN MACTAVISH "NO ROACH WHAT ARE YOU BLOODY DOING WE'RE NOT LIKE THOSE RUBBISH AMERICANS WE USE BLOODY STEALTH BUT NOW OUR COVER IS BLOODY BLOWN FOLLOW ME TO THE BLOODY HANGAR"
AFTER AN INTENSE BATTLE AND SEVERAL HUNDRED EXPLOSIONS, ROACH'S GUN IS HIT OUT OF HIS HAND.
ROACH "BLOODY HELL RUBBISH CHAV"
ROACH AND THE RUSSIAN ENGAGE IN HAND TO HANG COMBAT, WHICH ROACH IS AN EXPERT OF. HE GRABS THE MAN IN A CHOKEHOLD, ATTACHES A C4 EXPLOSIVE TO HIM, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CROWD.
ROACH DRAWS HIS DETONATOR.
ROACH "I'M THE DOCTOR, BITCH, AND THIS IS MY TARDIS"
ROACH DETONATES THE C4 AND VICTORIOUS FANFARE PLAYS.
CAPTAIN MACTAVISH WALKS TOWARDS ROACH.
CAPTAIN MACTAVISH "ROACH, THAT WAS BLOODY STUPID BUT YOU'RE A BLOODY GOOD MAN AND A BLOODY BRO MATE CHIP CHIP CHEERIO."
THE BRITISH STEREOTYPE CAPTAIN MACTAVISH GIVES A HIGH FIVE TO ROACH.
BEFORE THEY CAN DISCUSS, THEY ARE ASSAULTED ONCE MORE.
CAPTAIN MACTAVISH "GET YOUR BLOODY ARSE TO THE BLOODY SNOW BLOODY MOBILES BLOODY"
THE TWO RACE AGAINST ENEMIES WHILE RIDING SNOWMOBILES. THEY APPROACH A CLIFF.
ROACH "SEE CLIFF. WHAT DO."
CAPTAIN MACTAVISH "WE BLOODY PRAY"
SLOW MOTION FOR 5 MINUTES. EXPLOSIONS IN THE BACKGROUND BUT WITH CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING AND NO SOUND EFFECTS. THE TWO END UP MAKING THE JUMP AND DRIVE AWAY SAFELY, BROFISTING.
Hello, welcome to \v\ not to be confused with /v/ a horrible place where people take advantage of each other's insecurities, troll each other and rage at each all the time!
\v\ Is a friendly place, the exact opposite of /v/ in fact! Enjoy your stay. :)
"\v\ is not /v/". 206 posts and 50 image replies omitted. Archived from /v/.
>House keeps getting burgled >Burglar doesn't take shit, just eats all the strawberry ice cream out of my neapolitan >Buy an alarm >Next day the alarm has dried strawberry ice cream on the password keys
This is why I play video games, to escape this shitty neighborhood if only for a few hours out of the day
"burglarized neapolitan". 243 posts and 62 image replies omitted. Archived from /v/.
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Anonymous 01/18/10(Mon)23:34 No.47164509
I don't know why but I laughed like a motherfucker.
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Anonymous 01/18/10(Mon)23:34 No.47164519
Do you have the brown or the red house OP? If it's the brown one that was me.
I am Alucard from hellsing I shoot the princess, giving her a mortal wound the knight has nothing to guard, i shoot him to death i bring the princess back to life by tasting her virgin blood and turning her into a real vampire unlike Twilight shit.
Anonymous 01/24/10(Sun)00:26 No.47598324
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