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I want sexy libraries. No, not sexy librarians. I mean old books, and carved shelves, and ebony panneling, and ornate interiors.

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I think I might be going insane. Either that or something very, very strange is happening.

To start, I have no history of mental illness. I've been depressed once or twice, but for normal reasons (homesick, break up, etc). I've smoked pot a few times, I drink socially, but that's about the extent of my drug use. However, I think I've begun to hallucinate or something. I don't generally believe in the paranormal, but I figured maybe you guys could help.

I think this started about five months ago. I was still seeing my ex-boyfriend, and we were living together. Things were alright, the relationship had cooled off a bit, but there was nothing going on that I would consider cause for alarm or anything like that until one night I woke up. I swear I heard a man say my name right next to my ear. It was so clear I actually sat up in bed and asked my ex what he wanted. He hadn't said or heard anything and looked really shaken up. He had been awake texting someone (he said it was his brother).

I didn't think much of the voice, figuring it was a dream. The texting, on the other hand, bothered me. On top of that over the next few weeks my ex began complaining. He said he felt like he was being watched in our house. He got extremely jumpy, even snapping and almost hitting me when I surprised him. I started getting suspicious.

ITT: Required Reading for /sci/. Post 'em up, boys!

I am currently homeless. Nevertheless, I love Eliza Dushku and want to save her show. Recently I was kicked out of my homeless shelter for passing out fliers. There is only 1 episode left, it's time for an emergency meeting!

There will be an emergency meeting to save Dollhouse.

Dollhouse unofficial fansite toresimonsen.wordpress.com Tore loves Eliza <3

The meeting will be held on January 28, 2010 in the Downtown Central library in Minneapolis from 1 pm to 3 pm. Mostly collecting signatures for the petition, though I may make some brief remarks.

I planned to discuss the meeting by putting up signs with the Downtown Improvement District. The receptionist behind the desk rejected my sign as too unprofessional and in my personal interest.

Please come help save the show! I am doing this because I love Eliza Dushku, and want to save her show.

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Go into your default paint program (that came with our OS [Ms Paint for Windows]).

Draw like a 5 year old, an icon on your task bar.
post its name along with the image, remember you are 5.

Dearest brothers...You are stuck in a hole left to die. however you magically obtained a shovel. You must design an elaborate plot to escape using MSpaint

RULES:
must be designed in MSpaint
The creative anwsers are best... and usually wrong.

PRISON RULES ALLOWED

ITT: Write a 6 word short story. This is Hemingways:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

…the Rebels have continued to instill….and…with……the thought of comit….drain the very wa…….foundries in……….

This Halonet stream was jacked by the Rebel Alliance to bring the people the series finale of Late Night with Zuckuss, which is now a restricted data feed by the Imperial Communications & Broadcasting Board.

I need two steaks and one pasta. MOVE.

ITT: Most Magical Numbers, I'll Start 1/81

So I'm a big biology nerd, have been my entire life. As a neuroscience major my obvious interest is the brain, but another big interest of mine is parasites. They're like something out of an alien horror movie and for some reason that just totally catches my interest. So that being said, I figured I'd make a thread combining those two interests: Brain parasites.

Really, what could be more fucked up, disturbing, and yet utterly fascinating than brain parasites? Sure, the normal kind of fucked up enough as it is, like having worms literally crawling out of your skin. But with a brain parasite you can actually lose fundamental pieces of your personality or ability to function. Hell, sometimes the parasite can even control your fucking mind (although granted I'm not aware of a parasite that does that in humans. Benefit of having such a complex brain I suppose). And the most fucked up part? You don't even know they're there until one day you wake up wondering why you can't feel the left side of your body or can't form words anymore.

So let's get started. The image to the left isn't a parasite per se, but rather the most severe case of cerebral myiasis (ie cortical maggot infestation) ever reported. The story behind the pic is that the guy had a severe skin tumor on his head that he didn't bother to get treated for religious reasons and because "it didn't hurt". The tumor started digging through layers of tissue and eventually flies started laying eggs in his flesh. The maggots then consumed the tissue that the tumor killed, allowing the tumor to get bigger and dig deeper, creating more dead tissue for more maggots to feed on, and the cycle basically continued until you get the result seen in the pic. Ironically enough, the maggots were probably the reason this guy survived as long as he did since they consumed all the dead tissue that otherwise would have given rise to a meningitis infection.

Books of your childhood

What think ye? Spent 60 hours on this bad boy.

In an effort to save you money and time, Twilight (by cats)

And now our feature presentation...

ITT: Math/Science Jokes


How many physicist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two,one to hold the light bulb and another to turn the universe.

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