>Patch 1.043 >COMPUTERS AND GENERAL ELECTRONICS NOW LEECH 1HP PER HOUR WHILE IN USE
WTFFFFFFF. They totally fucking nerfed my Troll, now. Great.
Fuck. Might as well reroll.
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Anonymous 09/21/09(Mon)21:56 No.38453555
I don't remember there ever being a rerolling option.
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Anonymous 09/21/09(Mon)22:01 No.38453871
>>38453555 It's on the screen after you get a game over. If you have someone nearby that's part of the priest class or scientist pool, you have a 10% chance of resurrection, but that only happened once back in like, 1AD when the game was still working out the kinks, and the guy waited like, three god damn days.
I'm not sure if this works, so don't yell at me if it doesn't.
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Anonymous 09/05/09(Sat)14:52 No.37277875
Do deadspace, also known as "Jesus Fuck I know you bastards are in the god damn vents and I can fucking hear your come out and die already" or "Blarghspace"
Here are links to 2 archived threads with a ton of soundtracks; I'd recommend reading them.
I will also be dumping any and all soundtracks that you request; just /r/ something and I'll do my best to track it down. Feel free to join in with the dumping process, too!
Mudcrab Carcass in alley this morning, sword cut burst his stomach. These Criminal scum are afraid of me. I have seen their true face.
The accumulated bounty of all their stealing and murder will foam up about their waist and all the mages and warriors will look up and shout "save us!" and I will look down and whisper
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
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Imperial Guards journal, October 13th, 3E 433 8:30
Meeting with the Adoring Fan left bad taste in mouth. He is annoying and shallow, betraying even those heroes that he adores. Possibly homosexual? Musy remember to investigate further.
Runellius as bad. A flabby failure who sits whimpering in others basements.
Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and a grudge against criminal scum?
Phillida has been assassinated. Lex has been reassigned to Anvil. Entire Draconis bloodline dead. Quintilius still doesn't think Thieves Guild exists. Avidius convinced of corruption and murdered by our own hands.
The Emperor is dead. Only one name remains on my list. The one that rules over the Madhouse. I shall go to him. I shall go and tell the Daedric Prince of Madness that someone plans to murder him.
Imperial Guards journal, October 13th, 3E 433 11:30
On Friday night, the Emperor died in Imperial City Sewers. Someone got a sword right through his stomach. Everybody cares.
Everybody cares but me.
Are they right? Is this the end? Soon there will be Oblivion. Millions will burn. Millions will venture into the gates just to be slaughtered. Why does one death matter against so many?
There is good, and there is scum, and the scum must be stopped. Even in the face of Oblivion, I shall not compromise in this.
But there are so many scum out there...and there is so little stopping.
ITT: We post animals that are cool enough to reasonably be considered real life Pokemon. Bonus points if you include a Pokedex entry or a video. I'll start.
Pistol Shrimp
This pokemon can snap it's large claws together fast enough to create a bubble shock wave to stun prey from afar. Incredibly, as the bubbles collapse, they momentarily reach the temperature of the sun.
>>37176318 Me too. It was something about not knowing exactly what the hell it was. Then you find out it's super intelligent and was cultivating the planet to make itself more intelligent.
I MEAN DUDE WTF!?
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Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)01:49 No.37176525
Lickers/Hunters are the reason I never finished a RE game as a kid.
Anonymous 09/21/09(Mon)21:54 No.38453439
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