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>You can play a 11 foot tall, 5 year old transvestite

WAT

>>34145735

He also has enormous strength.

>You can play a 11 foot tall, 5 year old transvestite. You can punch out Jesus.

Oh god yes.

you had me at "free-roaming wrestling bible game"

I just made a 1 foot tall 70 year old black midget named Jr Jesus

where is the crack

>>34146017

I only wish I knew.

Could this be...GOTY every year!!!???

>>34146094
HAHAHAHA
OH WOW

Downloading like the fist of the angry north star god.

you'd better believe i'm making Kenshiro Christ

>>34146104

As soon as it gets cracked.

>>34146104
Yes. Yes it is.

>>34146017
somewhere in mat dickie's bloodstream.

Multiplayer?

I love the rest of the guy's site, fucking priceless lulz

>>34146353

Oh man. If only.

Oh god, I can't stop laughing!

>>34146094
>>34146094
OH MY SIDES
BUAHAHAH

>>34146094
Crying manly tears. This is awesome.

GOTY ALL YEARS.
Give us multiplayer now.

YES YES YES FINALLY I CAN PLAY AS JESUS AND KICK SOME ASSES AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM

Fuck i can run TF2 in Mid settings with 40 - 50 FPS and this shit is givingme shitty FPS with those graphics

>>34146094

>>34146778
>implying tf2 is demanding

"A unique interpretation of biblical events."

http://rs526.rapidshare.com/files/185635662/frc_T_yO_tesment.rar

1.1 + crack
scanned, tested

>>34147076

I will love you forever if this is true.

Step 1: Make a George Carlin avatar
Step 2: Ask Jesus if he brought the pork chops
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Prophet

Such a shame he charges for these games. I fucking love his WRASSLAN ones.

> - Hugging the opposite sex can produce a family that you have to look after!

>>34146930
Well its not exactly but is alot more than this thing

your reward is a corgii

>>34147076

Thanks man. Now there's no limit to my Jesus-punching fun.

HOLY SHIT I JUST STABBED THE FUCK OUTTA JESUS

Ok, so I just kicked a few guards in some city and they cut off my hand. Can't even pick up things anymore. Feels bad man

>>34147473
awesome.

>>34147562
Haha, oh wow

Being a badass dude who walks around kicking ass seems to get you a small following.

>>34147744

>>34147076
Thanks

Holy shit this better work

>>34147879
holy fuck, i'm dying

HOLY FUCK

This is seriously game of the year.

I am laughing so fucking hard.

Oh god im about to explode.
THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

>>34148062
Hey don't you stream shit? Play this.

I am not going to mess with this guy. Looks like my one man revolution against Roman tyranny must move on/

I DEMAND A STREAM.
CRYING LAUGHING.

>>34148135
I'll see if I can. This shit is fullscreen, so I'll see what I can do.

GPM is gonna stream it on my stream probably.

livestream.com/kaoplaysgamesforyou

>>34148270
Oh for the love of god please :,)

This is best game i have ever played.
They fucking chopped my hand.

WUT

>>34148290
>>34148290
STREAM

>>34148290
>>34148290
>>34148290

Oh fuck yes

Some woman came over and asked if I wanted to lead a revolution. So I said yes. We were killing Romans all over the place when this guy comes up to me and beats me to death for assault.

I die, knowing that my revolution lives on.

Someone Stream this, this is the perfect Stream game, better than watching someone who sucks at the Vidya try to play some shitty SNES game that's boring to watch

>>34147076
is this working?..

>>34148172

nice animu-fro

>>34148456
Yeah it works

>>34148406
Was she with the People's Front of Judea, or the Judea People's Front?

it won't install correctly on my computer

must be because windows 7

shit sux

>>34148539
Judean people's front, crack suicide squad.

>>34148539
Hell year Brian Pythagoras!

>>34148539

The Judean Popular People's Front.

SPLITTERS

Invincibility cheats please D:

>>34148290

Argh! No! Why won't it load?! I NEED TO WATCH!!

>>34148290
>>34148290
>>34148290

Everyone get in here!

Jesus gets told

this beats crysis bigtime...

>Sorry, the maximum number of viewers for this channel has been reached.

>>34148618
>>34148718
TRAITORS!

>>34148798
>sorry the maximum number of connections

>>34148406

Seriously, look at this fucking QUISLING. Hiding behind his roman guards.

Fucking traitor.

>this entire thread

Samefag.

bumping with weird mormon cartoon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uNuDkDorIg

downloading like something that downloads stuff really fast

>>34148988
Bet he was from the Judean People's Front. Those dickheads love cowering under their roman fascist masters!

Tyronius the Shepherd.

Let it be done.

After teaching him a quick lesson in pain....

oh god i am laughing so fucking hard at these screens

If i get it installed n shit, ill stream it on a verified account so no limit to watchers.

Big Boss forgives Jesus

these screenshots are hilarious
the bulbous eyes are killing me

And gives him a gift

/r/ another bro to stream this

shit looks hillarious

Ffs, just download it from that rapidshare link, it all works 100% and it's like 12 mb.

Wheres the bathroom?

>>34149408
i did, but the folder hasnt appeared in program files

was wondering when july's fotm would pop up

+10 internets to whoever found this.

>>34149462
It's always c: program files, anyway, look at the properties of the shortut on the desktop and follow the target path.

Nice view

>>34149408
I don't think, 'Memory access violation' means it's working.

Someone stream this

>Sorry, the maximum number of viewers for this channel has been reached.

>>34149682
run the installer as admin, its a fucking terrible game though

The tiny old man Ghandi meets a prophet by the river

>>34149682
Are you trying to play it on a pc or a toaster?

>>34149890

Thankfully, Ghandi knows the way to every false prophet's heart.

>>34149851
Hey, no one was accusing it of being a good game, just a fucking hilarious one.

>>34149931

And booyah, I'm in the inner circle.

>Sorry, the maximum number of viewers for this channel has been reached.

STREAM THE STREAM

>>34150006
oh god yeah someone do that

GOTY ALL YEARS

lol I tried streaman the game, but it was laggy as fuck

1 foot tall= invincible to giants

>>34145505
i thought it was a mmo

damn so fucking slow

i really want to play this game, looks awesome

GOTY ALL YEARS

HAHA HE LOST A LEG

- Press S over a saved game slot to skip to a specific scene...
- Press CTRL and Y at the main menu to automatically unlock the editor...
- Press CTRL and R at the editing screen to restore the default characters...
- Press M and R to instantly unlock all miracles...
- Hold ALT and press F1 to fill your health meter...
- Hold ALT and press F2 to fill your mind meter...
- Hold ALT and press F3 to fill your soul meter...
- Hold ALT and press END to automatically go to trial...
- Hold ALT and press - or + to change the time of day...
- Hold ALT and press BACKSPACE to change the angle of the sun...
- To come down from the cross, hold down the "Meditation" command with positive spiritual energy.
- To come back to life, hold down the "Meditation" command with positive spiritual energy...
- To activate an evil power, meditate for a sufficiently long time with negative spiritual energy...

How does this game cost money

> This game.

>- Hugging the opposite sex can produce a family that you have to look after!

>>34150470
Evil... you say?

WHO WOULD BOTHER TO CRACK THIS?!

>>34150761

>>34150988
holy shit thats creepy as fuck.

Somebody stream the game again

From the creator's site:

>>Having mastered every single discipline that goes into making a game (from design and programming through to 2D graphics, 3D graphics, and even music), I've turned a notoriously bureaucratic process into something altogether more instinctive. It's the key to everything that's lacking in the mainstream - speed, creativity, and economy. Even the most sophisticated of projects can be churned out in a matter of months rather than years. They're more innovative and creative because there's nobody to compromise my vision or question my beliefs. And since there's only one person to pay, the end product can be picked up for the same price as your average CD or DVD (yes, I preside over the publishing process too!)...

>>34147076

this legit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmHhgtZy8mE&feature=related

Take advantage of those evil powers guys...

>>34151156

Yes it is.

>>34151156

Yeah, it works.

>>34151129
>Having mastered every single discipline that goes into making a game (from design and programming through to 2D graphics, 3D graphics, and even music)

I cannot disagree. This is clearly the pinnacle of gaming.

Fuck somebody either stream the stream or just stream the game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrqCpdQEPw4&feature=related

Oh God


OH GOD

How the fuck do I use my Jesus powers? I've meditated and everything and I have a little lightning bolt and regenerate health.

I modeled my character to look like Altair from Assassin's Creed.

Jesus threatened to kill me when I kicked him in the back of the head one too many times, so I had to pummel him with his own cross.

Altair just beat down Jesus with his own cross. Let that sink in, /v/.

All of the textures are jpgs....

This thread is the reason I come on /v/ every day. I love you, anon.

>>34152013
Matrix Jesus

i dont get it what i should do besides fight every faggot i see

I love you /v/.

Seriously guys.

I did the cheat to unlock every miracle, and when I meditate it shows me a list of all of them, and when i press the S button I just hold my arm out like a faggot and nothing happens. How the fuck do I select and perform a miracle???

there's a way for killing jesus?

>>34152319
lol

I'm gonna mod this.

Guess who's going to Hell?

How the fuck are you guys screenshotting? I can't get them to take.

All the models are in raw .3ds format lolol

>>34152871

Print Screen. Open Paint. Paste.

Around blacks...

>>34152988

Or F12. The screens are saved to "Photo album" folder.

>>34152871
F12

>>34152568
>>34152568
>>34152568
>>34152568
>>34152568
>>34152568
>>34152568
>>34152568
>>34152568

Another stream:

http://www.livestream.com/wewewe

FUCK YEAR

I keep getting memory access violation when I try to play the cracked version.

>>34153208
tried runing it as admininstrator?

super powers how do you use them

Was the game meant to be serious or did he intend it to be this ridiculous?
I mean is it like that crazy christian rocket zebra racing game or did he actually intend it to be like this.

>>34153283
Yeah I did, but the same thing happened.

It has to be a joke. I mean I just beat Jesus with a 2x4.

>>34150965

A true hero.

Where's my money, hoe?

>>34153208
drag the crack over the installed folder
on c/program files/ m dickie
it should be there

then execute, and voila anon

>>34153337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfV2OzEHwg
YOU MEAN THIS?!??!??!

>Nigger, sit down on the ground where you belong.

I like this game allready.

so how do i use spells?

Skip to specific scene Highlight saved game S
Editor Main menu [Ctrl] + Y
Restore default characters Editing screen [Ctrl] + R
All miracles M + R
Fill health meter Hold [Alt] and press [F1]
Fill mind meter Hold [Alt] and press [F2]
Fill soul meter Hold [Alt] and press [F3]
Automatically go to trial Hold [Alt] and press [End]
Change time of day Hold [Alt] and press [Plus] or [Minus]
Change angle of the sun Hold [Alt] and press [Backspace]

Is there a crack for Hard Time? I wanna play more of this guy's games.

I DL'd and installed, but theres no "MDickie" folder in my program files folder. Any way to remedy this?

vamp

>>34154372

right click installer

compatibility

run as admin

???

parfait

Aliens made this game

>>34154425
Well, that worked but, but now when I try to extract the cracked.rar thing, it cant find the destination (MDickie in program files) or something... god dammit vista...

>>34153650
What.
The.
Fuck.

Hmm, if you lose your both arms, can they still crucify you?

You guys made it sound like it would be a lot more fun then it actually was :(

I still laughed a lot, though.

What the fuck is up with this game.

Also, whoever streamed this and kept crashing should never stream again, i had never seen such failure.

Ok, I need very explicit instructions on how to do this. What files am I supposed to be overwriting? When I drag the cracked folder to MDickie in my program files, all it does is add the cracked folder to MDickie - I dont think it overwrote anything. Please explain as if you were speaking to a retarded person, if you would be so kind, anon

>>34153650
yes that.

After half hour of stabbing, face punching and limb mutilations Mr. T. finally managed to murder everyone in Jerusalem, except that one guy who has only one foot left. I left him alive because cripples are funney lol

>>34154902
oh god

>>34154902
Pic related, its a bump, of all things!

>>34154902

take file from crack folder. "The You Testament.exe"

drag it into where you installed the game. there is a file with the exact same name as the one in the crack folder.

overwrite the one in that folder with the one in the crack folder.

enjoy kicking jesus in the butt

Someone needs to archive this shit.

>>34155513
brb, kicking Romans

>>34155018
you are my hero

>>34155873

Ten steps ahead of you. Already did it like an hour ago.

This is....this is amazing...

We must create mods for this

This thread is going to die soon. Then rise in 3 days

If it werent for the shitty camera controls I'd love this even more.

NEEDS MORE MIRACLES

ARCHIVE IT FOR THE AGES

what kind of resources would it take to make something like this?

im now interested in simple 3d free world games design with an awesome concept

Great now the site is down, thanks guys, someone upload to /rs/

>>34158320
see
>>34147076
includes the game installer

http://rs526.rapidshare.com/files/185635662/frc_T_yO_tesment.rar :)

You could easily edit the bra off of the "female" model.

>>34160098
Then it wouldn't be funny.

boomp for greatest game ever