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huge boobs box http://tinyurl.com/5hufem

this is epic win

This is fucking fantastic.

Haha

He's just floating there :D

god i am laughing hysterically at this

great story OP

Buoyant Scorpion is now a meme.

Manning up a scorpion, that shit is epic

i like your style

Well done OP.

OH JESUS,THEY CAN FLY NOW!THE HUMAN RACE IS DOOMED!

p

>>101121355

your an amerifag right?

lol internet

Last night you made that boy a MAN....

and for that I salute you.

girls kissing package http://tinyurl.com/6h3vzw

Where is your God now?

what has science done?!?!

This is why I come to /b/

Thank you OP, thankyou.

You've ruined a beautiful creature. He was a scorpion that loved, and you filled him with hate...

>>101121486
as do I

win!

Fuck Nowacki, Garrett, Farmer, Zach, Nathan, and everyone else

>>101121798
Wait, who is this?

you should fucking eat him

rvggstz

Flying scorpion is now a meme

I, for one, salute our new flying scorpion overlords.

i asked myself "how long will it take for /b/ to make me laugh" and this was the first thread i saw. answer: not very long.

amazing, and oc to boot.

>>101121486

>>101121734
Archive this shit, newfag. That's what we pay yuo for!

You deserve an upskirt for win

toasting in an epic bread

da

>>101120569

No.

>>101120569
Fuck. Hilarious.
I salute you, OP.

it would be funnier if you just released him outside until he floats.. TO SPACE

hey science here... we couldn't really cure AIDs... but we did make it airborn!

>>101121897

None of your fucking business. You guys disgust me

MAKE HIM BATTLE BIRDS AND THINGS

>>101121977

gtfo cunt memes are not declared, they're spread around like aids until they grow into men. much like that flying scorpion.

>>101122132

Agreed 100%. OP is totally gay.

best post ive seen in a while

Everyone, archive this.

>>101121486
as do we

Spend it wisely OP

more pics plz.

in the meantime antimony

please show moar

>>101122250

I don't see YOU making scorpions fly.

Spam cut out for great justice

someone motivantional this

y

>>101120569
congrats! you win 1 free pic

>>101122204
Gtfo, Lamplugh.

This thread is WIN

I hereby offer you THREE INTERNETS for your win.

NEEDS MOAR ORIGINAL CONTENT LIEK THIS

hey newfags, stop spamming stupid fucking images. your cancerous actions will only four oh four this god damn scorpion thread.

>>101122229
spread around like aids until they grow into men is now a meme

pretty cool OP

>>101122427
>>101122034
>>101121735
>>101121486

That is one kickass scorpion blimp.

>>101122534
EPICWINLOLOLOLOLOLMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME you are a faggot.

MOAR

A CHALLENGER APPEARS.

And I thought this day was epic fail for /b/ but now I can go to bed happy. :'D

thats pretty badass

Good job!

>>101122776
the thread will inevitably four oh four anyway faggot, who cares.

you sir, are a winrar

is he still alive?

OSM

Original content? On MY /b/?!

Epic, OP. Simply epic.

You should steer him outside.

http://www.japanesebugfights.com

awesoooooome

pxdd

repost in /an/!

Bravo OP

>>101122665

This isn't Lamplugh.

1) release him outside
2) document it with pictures
3) ?????
4) PROFIT

>>101123207
Yes, he is still alive. He's just an asshole now.

EPIC WIN. someone archive this shit.

teach him to do a barrelroll nao !

>>101122495
i love you.

God dam, original content....

>>101123467
Whatever, dawg.

ccl

oh cool, ive made a flying helicopter and turtle mosquito

SCORPION VS THE ELDERLY, GO

I hereby affirm that OP has succeeded at life.

Nice one op....

I would enlist any scorpions I find in your Scorpion Air Force...

So much fucking win.

What the fuck have you done?! You have given a scorpion the ability of FLIGHT!

CHEMO! now make with a spider

then make them fight.

I lol'd

if this is serious shit I can track the op's posting location and find out who the local abuse related authorites are. im assuming this is a troll and that thing is fake.

sry for being newfag if [else either way].

>>101123972
>>101123972
>>101123972

yes!!!!!

>>101123705

NO GRANDMA NOOOO

okay OP, do this like 20000 more times and try to take over the world with your scorpion-blimp attack force. even if you fail it would be cool.

wat

VIDEO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Congratulations OP. I like your style.

why would you call abuse authorities on them?

They tied a scorpion to a balloon, they didn't torture it or shove it into their rectum.

>>101123617

Hey, Nowacki. Get over yourself

that's nice, asshole. i hope the scorpion kills you in the night.

1. Go to 4chanarchive.org
2. Click on Request Interface on the side panel under Special Features.
3. Copy 101120569 into the thread id.
4. Submit
5.. ?????
6. PROFIT

>>101124276

because of their description of what they did and how the scorpion responded. from what I'm getting this is a typical post for lulz, but if it's serious then yeah I'm pretty much obligated to inform someone.

POAR MICS!!

moot box http://tinyurl.com/6lhrw4

>>101124351
Aw, I miss you. So, did you go to the Christmas Bash?

>>101124351

Yeah, seriously Nowacki. Do you actually think people like you?

x

imagefap images http://ncane.com/b1ei

>>101124051
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>>101124051

>>101124690

Dude, who the fuck are you?

Quit being a pussy and enjoy the lulz

Or GTFO my /b/

>>101124690

shut your dirty mouth, what they did was help the scorpion, not hurt it

it had lost the will to live so they gave it some courage to carry on.

these men deserve metals

>>101124541
This

Respek fist.

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>>101124051
FAILTROLL 0/10

http://tinyurl.com/6zgmz7

1. Go to 4chanarchive.org
2. Click on Request Interface on the side panel under Special Features.
3. Copy 101120569 into the thread id.
4. Submit
5. ?????
6. PROFIT!!!

gpths

>>101122194
1. obtain floting scorpion
2. wait for windy day
3. ???????
4. PROFIT

>>101122221
THIS.

As do I...

>>101120569
this is what /b/ is for

I don't even care if this is pasta

Capt. Murph and Ben approve! This is epic.

Last night, /b/, some friends and I made a scorpion fly.

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.

>>101125021

...DID U SAY METAL?

>>101124690
>I'm pretty much obligated to inform someone.
Unless it's to tell them how fucking awesome OP is, you need to shut your WHORE MOUTH!

(pic related)

>>101125491

OH FUCK

LOLLED

MEMENOW.

lol

>>101124946

newfag. can't/wont tell

either way, I am obligated to report something if it is serious. If /b makes light of something like 911 for the lulz, that's fine. if someone is deliberately being abusive with full intention of doing it for /b then I take it seriously.

>>101125491
lul winrar

>>101124051

No one is going to be charged for a scorpion you moralfag and or troll. It's considered a vermin.

OP is president for the week.

>>101125491
lol

>>101125491
I lol'd hard.

HAGGAR APPROVES.

>>101120569

archived...

Archive requested.

>>101125836
yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs!

PUT THE SCORPION IN A JAR AND SIT ON IT!!!!!!

GTFO

>>101125836

OH MY FUCKIN GOD

Someone archive this shit!

OP, you'll go down in flying arachnoid pioneering history.

>>101125696
When you're done with that can you report my neighbor's kids for frying ants with their magnifying glasses? I was too stricken with horror to step outside and say anything to them.

They were burning ants for god's sake!

Fucking awesome.
I want a flying scorpion

A truly awesome thread is a rare thing these days.

You are a god among men.

>>101120569

itd be epic if it could just float around on its own accord, like youre just sitting there one night and the door open and this thing just comes floating in

OH SHI-

Archived.

You sir, win! You should make them to fight the bear cavalry.

though.... why is the balloon upside down? why is the part you tie string to where the top should be, thus dooming the birthday greeting...

Oh my fucking christ, I'm intimidated

I think flying scorpion is a pretty cool guy. Eh flies around and stings shit, and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>101126475


O_O


Also: TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD!

This would be win even without the birthday balloon and colored lights

I wonder how many more people will fall into the troll's trap in this thread. He'll call the authorities for people reacting to an infestation!

>>101126876
>>101126842

Hoard of Floating Scorpions: The Ultimate Birthday Greeting

>>101124690
>>101125696
>>101124690
>>101124051

Stop ruining this fucking thread! Seriously, stfu, you colossal whiner.
No harm came to the scorpion whatsoever and you're just being a bawwing bitch, really. If the scorpion was hurt, or if they made it float to the sky, I'd understand your rage, but... seriously! Shut up!

Full of win

Original content made of pure win. I missed you /b/!

I must ready the elderly!!!!

Last night, /b/, some friends and I made a scorpion fly.

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.

Holy shit!
Get more ballons. Send them into a mall with scorpians!

HURRR

you deserve some epic ass for your achievements, OP

afowng

Coasting in peptic ned

>>101126773
it can. It's a scorpion.

DO A BARREL ROLL

hi im a newfag

i dont quite understand how the /b works.

why is this so great

Get one of those little hand held fans and take your new creation out for a stroll.

toasting in epic thread

hya

>>101127182

HAHAHAAHHHAHAHAH oh wow

cancqt

Thank you, OP.

Thank you

http://tinyurl.com/5htu42

OK - time to up the ante.
Untie his tail and pincers and retie him using his body to make him "fly" flat. Let him free float until the balloon loses buoyancy. Throughout the night he will free roam the house when the AC / Heat comes on.
.
First person stung / pinched loses and has to eat him alive.

I will pay 1 million Internets for more pics of said scorpion.

Make him battle with a flying spider!

We're all fucked now.

Win, OP.

i love you OP

>>101126497

NOOO

OP should be upgraded to a mod for this win.

http://tinyurl.com/5qj7cz

>>101120569
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?!?

Last night, /b/, some humans made me fly.

This wasn't an adventure for their own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. I scorpion was a pussy and they were going to make a goddamn man out of me.

I wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much they would prod or poke me. I wouldn't pinch anyone. I just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, they tied those to a balloon. Instead of making me float straight to the top of the room, though, they added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was that I was able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of me, because you can't even touch me anymore without me stinging or pinching your dumb ass.

I am a fucking man!!!

Just as I'm dying inside after back to back hammerguy/one guy one cup, this comes up...

It's.... fucking beautiful.

>>101127378
>>101125491

That's it, meme over....

we need a
"Scorpion, what are you doing in the air, you don't belong there, you can't even fly"
stat!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Here's your FLYING SCORPION!

WTF Flying Scorpion!!!?!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Last night, /b/, some friends and I made a scorpions album fly.

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.

The pope says it is pure win

>>101126624

fair enough, i get your point. i wont stop you from torturing shit for fun if that's your stick.

moralfag out.

zlil

Balloon Fight Scorpion Edition: now with stingers!

Last night, /b/, some friends and I made a scorpion fly.

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.

I LOVE OP

>>101127943

oh no we fucking don't o.o

this is supposed to be chemo. don't turn it into CANCER.

>>101127943
Scorpion, what are you doing tied to that balloon flying. It's not even your birthday

toasting in a legendary bread

>>101124690
YOURE PRETTY MUCH OBLIGATED TO SUCK MY COCK YOU FAGGOT FLYING SCORPION WILL KICK YOUR ASS, HE CAN'T EVEN FUCKING FEEL BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING SCORPION YOU PIECE OF SHIT THAT'S HOW BADASS HE IS

Last night, /b/, some friends and I made a scorpion fly.

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.

Such fucking win

ROASTIN IN EPILEPTIC FRED

>>101128215
Second. Anyone who does this should be permab&.

>>101128458
>>101128458

I lol'd hard.

>>101128296

NO.
STFU.
STFU RIGHT NOW.

scrllg

POSTING IN LEGENDARY THREAD

POSTING IN EPIC THREAD

>>101121440

lol trolled

that skorpian hovars without flapping!!!

omg. how i shot web?

release it outside

Whatsa /B/
im jus sayin
>_>

epic

I like how OP gave us like 2 pics and left after 10 minutes. But since we are so starved for OC, we didn't let this thread die.

billy corgan?

>>101125491
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>>101125836

WINWINWINWINWINWI

Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! is now a meme.

STING Approves! This Thread is EPIC WIN!

/r/ moar pics of flying scorpion, make him battle other fiends, please op i want to adore my new god

This site is filth. Let's clean it up! :)

This post brought to you by Dial Soap

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>>101128906

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

POSTING IN LEGENDARY THREAD!

x

He may be a man, but is he a MAN

>>101126475>

wat

i wonder what happened to Op..lol

>>101126475

faggot

I haven't loled this hard on /b/ in weeks

I salute OP, this NEEDS to be archived

I'm still laughing

Gentlemen, we have just began a brand new meme.

>>101126475
>>101126475

I lol'd

The guys from Animals & Nature will love this.

>>101129098

posting in epic thread

>>101128296
>>101128296
>>101128296


LOL

lw

epic thread etc

archive this shit right now

BRING ON THE LULZ

>>101128906
And the cancer in this thread begins.

archived ?

fucking scorpion blimp, that is epic as fuck

>>101128906
massive, massive fail

Oh, the humanity!

A-FUCKING-MAZING!

NEED MOAR PICS OF SOCPIAN

scorpions, as invertabrates can't be abused, there's no law declaring anything to be abuse toward invertabrates

This is the greatest thing since forever

Fucking win, I love you OP

Favorite Thread of all time!

newfags can't archive.

plz halp?

MOAR!!! posting in epic thread!

wol

a savior has arrived /b/

3sec shop, someone clean it up

posting in epic thread

>>101129789
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>>101129789

djnq

1. Take scorpion to nearest neighbours doorway.
2. Ring doorbell
3. Leave quickly
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!!

>>101129789
I lol'd HARD

I'm laughing so hard now!
Posting in epic thread!

OP MOAR SCORPIAN PICS PLOX

>>101129789

/r/ing led zepplin + scorpion

>>101129771
>>101129678
>>101129285

lulz I thought it was funny. I saved it so I can post it again and again and again and again

this is most win more so than stupid scorpion

Who woulda thought a hellium balloon would make a man! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!! WIN!!!

>>101124051
Well, you know, we have to do what we think is right. I agree that we should sick the cops on OP. I also agree that I hate all of you and want to get back to camwhores and milhouse.

Thank you.

t

posting in epic thread

ksrr

xkyikgz

>>101130342
That's probably because you made it you twat.

How to request archive?

Last night, /b/, some friends and I made a scorpion fly.

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us.

>>101130791

That I did

and I'm gonna post it every fucking day until you become so tired of this meme that you will groan when people mention it

shit was SO cash

awesome

so. fucking. awesome.

Whats the greatest thing since sliced bread? Flying scorpion that's what.

I thought flying snake was a better idea, personally.

>>101130506
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>>101130506

YES

>>101129952
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>>101129952

I fucking love styx, flying scorpion is the only thing in this world that could make Come sail away any better.

>>101124051
IT'S AN INVERTEBRATE, NO ABUSE LAWS THAT COVER INVERTEBRATES

>>101131056

Wont get tired of this.
Just you.

>>101130506
omfg WIN SIR, WIN

vvfi

>>101131303

we shall see...

>>101131164

O

nother bad shop, clean it up if you like

FLYING SCORPIAN IS AWESOME

posting in an epic thread

>>101131098

too heavy, not an arachnoid, no stingz.

toasting in epic bread

toasting in an epic bread

at first i was all what? then i realised.... WE ARE ALL DOOMED THANKS TO YOU OP!

a flying scorpion! one must have seen that

Flying Scorpion is now a meme

>>101131408
>>101131408

...Yes, I agree, we will. Scorpion and balloon is hot shit.
It really will just be your stupid lameass overused pigshit caption we get bored of, and we're bored of it already.
Your job's done. Now GTFO.

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MOOOOAAARRR

>>101131623
D:

>>101130947

Last night, /b/, some friends and I made a Xzbit fly.

This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.

He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.

After tying slip-knots to his hair, and head, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.

The result was Xzbit being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him yo-dawg-ing us.

Virgin Killer

>>101131901

all your memes are belong to me

I would really like to see an army of these released in any random town or possibly public building.

>>101131901

seconded.. only faggots lol at their own posts