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74 KB Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)16:47 No.1167034  
Dearest /d/

I have decided it is time for me to delete all my horrific, freakish, deviant, hentai pornography and replace it with normal, mundane, ordinary pictures of pretty ladies.

Name me a fetish and I shall post a picture of that fetish from my collection as I say goodbye.

Either that or convince me not to do it...

PROCEED!
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/18/08(Tue)16:49 No.1167037
futa monster girls having anal sex
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)16:50 No.1167038
>>1167037
Man, you guys and your specifics... alright, gimme a sec there.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)16:51 No.1167042
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pregnant futa, inflation, bulge, egg-laying
all the good shit
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)16:55 No.1167048
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>>1167037
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/18/08(Tue)16:55 No.1167050
>>1167048
holy hell, are you god?
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)16:56 No.1167052
cow girls
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)16:58 No.1167056
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>>1167042
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)16:58 No.1167059
>>1167050
I am /d/.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:00 No.1167061
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>>1167052
>> /d/'s bitch !!nT04gmT+J 11/18/08(Tue)17:01 No.1167062
something (or a few somethings if you want) futa/happy bondage here:

>>1166853
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:02 No.1167064
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>>1167052
A better panel.
>> ad 04/01/07(Fri)01:02:07 No.12345678
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:04 No.1167068
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>>1167034
my god, you are it how big is your /d/ folder
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/18/08(Tue)17:05 No.1167071
however big it he should mega or rapid it so if he does come back to /d/ he can just dl it again and blow us all away with the awesome power it contains
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:07 No.1167073
>>1167071
i quite agree i want your entire /d/ folder
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:14 No.1167084
in the meantime, why not post some like the first pic. (bulge from small objects, eggs, etc... no futa for me please)
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:15 No.1167085
loli pissing
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:21 No.1167095
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>>1167085
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:24 No.1167099
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>>1167084
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:30 No.1167115
MOAR
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:33 No.1167119
can you post sauce along with pics?
>>1167042
i fuckin love jusei seibo! more than 2 galons of cum fapped to it
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:34 No.1167121
>>1167119
sauce = my soon to be deceased porn folder
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:35 No.1167123
rapid shit your folder>>1167034
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:35 No.1167124
>>1167115
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:36 No.1167128
>>1167123
I have an enormous folder and a shitty bandwidth limiting ISP.
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/18/08(Tue)17:38 No.1167132
>>1167128
...damn, your best bet would be mega anyways, but whatever keep up the good work fine anon
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:39 No.1167134
multi-limb bondage
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:41 No.1167143
got any unbirth?
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:44 No.1167150
holy shit! moar bulges! please...
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:45 No.1167155
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>>1167143
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:46 No.1167157
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>>1167150
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:47 No.1167160
nice pic, got any non gts ub?
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:48 No.1167162
MC with egg-laying

(tentacle or insect your choice)
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:49 No.1167166
moar like first pic plz.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:50 No.1167167
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>>1167134
Closest I could find! Not really bondage. :(
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:52 No.1167173
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if you have a friend with decent internet have them upload it or upload it yourself from there computer
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:52 No.1167174
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>>1167162
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:53 No.1167176
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>>1167160
:S
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)17:55 No.1167181
>>1167173
Are you fucking kidding me?

"Hey man, can I use your PC to upload my HORRIBLE SMORGASBORD OF NIGHTMARISH PORNOGRAPHY, TERRIBLE ENOUGH TO SHOCK THE MIGHTY YOG-SOTHOTH HIMSELF?"
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/18/08(Tue)17:56 No.1167184
>>1167181
yog wasnt so terrible, cthulhu and the others are pretty bad but good old yog is rather tame
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:01 No.1167193
guru
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:04 No.1167199
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more like this please...
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:05 No.1167200
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Bad ending (mindfuck)with drugs + loli
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/18/08(Tue)18:06 No.1167201
>>1167200
god i remember that one, fucks up your happy something good
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:08 No.1167205
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>>1167200
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:09 No.1167207
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>>1167200
(FYI I don't have the last "bad-end" page of this as there's no porn in it)
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:10 No.1167208
>>1167121
i mean what comic or rapidshare
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:11 No.1167210
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>>1167200
Also, fucking flood detection.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:12 No.1167213
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>>1167200
Doot doot
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:12 No.1167214
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>>1167200
deetdeet
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:12 No.1167216
moar like op pic
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:13 No.1167217
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>>1167200
Doobdaboo
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:13 No.1167221
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>>1167200
hompa
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:14 No.1167223
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>>1167200
eeeeee
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:14 No.1167224
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>>1167200
Kaboom.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:15 No.1167227
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>>1167200
Final page has them both packed into a briefcase which is leaking what we assume to be blood.
BAD END
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:15 No.1167230
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>>1167216
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:17 No.1167234
>>1167174

More of these?

I've seen them before, but never got a source.
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/18/08(Tue)18:19 No.1167241
>>1167230
it would appear that they are ripping its genitals off
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:19 No.1167242
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>>1167234
Source is...
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:19 No.1167244
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>>1167234
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user-Trystalk.php
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:23 No.1167255
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>>1167227

Sweet thx bro

but one question why do you want to delete your whole porn?
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:25 No.1167261
>>1167255
I am in serious danger of getting a girlfriend and I must maintain that paper-thin veneer of conventionality.
A throbbing, cum filled dickgirl being raped by tentacles does not, the illusion of sanity, make.
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/18/08(Tue)18:26 No.1167266
>>1167261
can you post that, it sounds hawt
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:28 No.1167273
>>1167261
so hide it there are so many places on a computer to hide things she won't find it unless she is spying on you and if it gets really serious then you can delete it then
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:30 No.1167279
>>1167244
>>1167242

Aaaand thank you.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:31 No.1167282
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>> ad 04/01/07(Fri)01:02:07 No.12345678
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:31 No.1167283
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>>1167266
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/18/08(Tue)18:32 No.1167286
i knew it, you really are god, just make a archive of your /d/ folder and password protect and then hide it
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:33 No.1167288
>>1167261
God damn I was in that same situation once, deleted my /d/ folder and about a week later I was in tears. Shit, it was a good collection too.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:33 No.1167290
>>1167273
It's not like I'm cutting my dick off here guys, just removing my pathologically enormous collection of revolting gentleman's relish.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:47 No.1167327
>>1167290
DUDE, that's the closest thing to a soul most of us have!? Please listen to this anon,
>>1167286
or just make a rapidshare of it? :D
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/18/08(Tue)18:48 No.1167329
>>1167327
we already suggested that, its not an option
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:50 No.1167334
ah lol... I have the same problem. Might I inquire how big it actually is?
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)18:53 No.1167345
>>1167334
6.67k files

So close!
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:03 No.1167399
>>1167261

Truer words have never been uttered on this planet.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:11 No.1167423
you got any more bulge?
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:15 No.1167434
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>>1167423
There's always room for more.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:15 No.1167435
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>>1167423
And more...
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:16 No.1167441
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>>1167423
And more.....
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:17 No.1167445
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>>1167423
And more.......
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:19 No.1167449
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>>1167423
And maybe more...
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:19 No.1167451
Foot Fetish!!!
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:20 No.1167455
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>>1167423
Possibly I can squeeze a bit more in...
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:20 No.1167459
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>>1167423
Maybe... one... more....
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:38 No.1167483
FEET!
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:38 No.1167484
any more?
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:47 No.1167510
more cow girls OR FOOT FETISH
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:49 No.1167515
alright so archive your whole d folder save it on your pc then password it and make the password liverpool cause thats my super double secret super strange porn password has never failed me and I pray it wont fail you
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:50 No.1167520
>>1167061
>>1167064
SAAAUUUCCCE.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:50 No.1167521
got any breast expansion?
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)19:57 No.1167526
/d/liver
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)22:26 No.1167641
Meh I did something like this once and Here i am back XD
Real chicks are nice and all but /d/ offers "imaginative" stuff some days
>> G Just G 11/18/08(Tue)23:42 No.1167711
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Take it from someone with terabytes of hentai - Hentai offers imagination that "real" porn just doesn't. /D/ fetishes are just for when you want to see something crazy besides - /D/ can be fun - I mean my post is /D/ but you can't tell me that's not amazing - Anyway you should just store all your /d/ in organized folders, zip the, and just keep them from when you want them... otherwise you become an /r/etard who posts on /d/ saying "I had this picture that had this futa deamon getting ass raped and want it back" - admit it You know I'm right, because I'm awesome like that.
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)23:45 No.1167713
my girlfriend knows about my porn and all she doesnt really care too much about it. if she's a good girl she'll understand that you're a guy with urges. just make sure she knows about its existance -- girls really hate being left out of the picture, and set up some boundaries like no watching if she's around and no sending it to her or something
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)23:46 No.1167715
Truecrypt is your friend
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)23:47 No.1167716
BBW
>> Anonymous 11/18/08(Tue)23:51 No.1167717
>>1167061
>>1167064
>>1167064
sauce of the cow girl??
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)00:30 No.1167740
Moar? :<
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)00:30 No.1167742
post some rape.

then delete your /d/ shit, all your bookmarks, buy health insurance, meet a nice girl and construct some picket fences.

THERE'S STILL TIME, SON.

but first post some rape, thanks.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)00:38 No.1167751
>>1167742
Yes. God yes.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)00:39 No.1167755
anal vore, or farting?
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)00:47 No.1167767
Women in high boots and femdom. Assuming you're still posting, of course.

Also...DON'T DO IT SON! DON'T DO IT!
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)00:49 No.1167769
A crudely-drawn bear
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)00:50 No.1167771
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>>1167769
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)00:55 No.1167789
Scat
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)01:17 No.1167816
monster dicks
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)03:13 No.1167953
OP why don't you select your favorites, upload them to rapidshare collector accounts and give us all the links? it would be like giving away your stuff to others.
and you can delete the stupid shit.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)03:24 No.1167967
BREAST EXPNASION GIF?!
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)03:33 No.1167977
OP, find yourself a nice /d/-loving girl so that you can keep this all. ;_;
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)03:36 No.1167979
Humbly requesting happy girls tentacle-sex images...
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)03:39 No.1167985
Hell dude, make a zip of your best shit, send to to mu and leave a great legacy. Some quality shit here, hate to see them die with your departure from the world of /d/
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)03:45 No.1167988
Good sir, burn your entire collection down to DVDs, and place them in hollow books or other inconspicuous places. This way you can have your cake and eat it too.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)03:50 No.1167991
The win in this thread is so concentrated and dense that it has a gravitational pull.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)03:54 No.1167994
>>1167789
You're looking for Gurochan.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)05:13 No.1168079
>>1167261

hem, as a girl here, i think i should tell you, don't do it.

don't change for someone. if she's a really keen girl and you have loads in common, she'll understand. my bf isn't into all this /d/ stuff (man is about as vanilla as they come), but he respects the fact i like it and just sort of raises an eyebrow when i point stuff out and goes 'okaaay, sweetheart.' and kisses my forehead. :)

seriously, i hid and then deleted my /d/ collection from my uber christian first boyfriend at the time, and i've ALWAYS regretted it. he was a stuck up, frigid douche as well who was probably gay now that i think about it. :/

don't go changing your ways for someone else. your porn collection should be safe on your harddrive and if she ever snoops, it's her fault -- not yours if she finds it. password protection is also another option to consider I guess, but your privacy should be assured because it's your computer and it bugs me when people go snooping around other's shit.

but honestly, don't go deleting what, i'm assume is, an amazing collection of hentai before you really start to get serious with this girl.

anyway, my two cents about it.

also my request, can you post a pic of red xii doing tifa? i've always liked that pairing. :B
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)05:19 No.1168083
put all of it onto a dvd, then store the dvd inside a protective sleeve, then put the dvd inside your computer (somewhere like, behind the motherboard, or in between the motherboard tray and the side panel)
that way, it's out of site, and getting to it is too much trouble. then your girlfriend will dump you, and you'll crawl back to your hidden dvd's
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)05:23 No.1168086
>>1167034
just get an external harddrive and store your folders there, hell you could even encrypt it.

If you don't need it = nothing lost (50 bucks maybe) if you regret it you can restore everything.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)05:25 No.1168088
>>1167034
don't do it. You'll miss it tonight already.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)06:06 No.1168130
>>1167715
Agreed. Hiding the pics in this way is also less crazy than other solutions suggested.

>>1168079
Duh, no. Although I like it and probably have got some somewhere, Red XII + Tifa will trigger some banhammer action.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)06:16 No.1168133
>>1168130
> Duh, no. Although I like it and probably have got some somewhere, Red XII + Tifa will trigger some banhammer action.

why? saw this rather often here
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)06:28 No.1168138
>>1168133
>>1168130

so have i. but ahwell. how about good old fashion demon raping a hapless girl? :<
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)09:13 No.1168212
>>1167034
The fact that you're here announcing that you are going to throw your porn folder seems to show that, really, you don't want to part with it.

You may be doing this for moral reasons. You may be doing it because it bothers you personally. The thing is, though, if you do it, you will not be doing it because you want to. You will be doing it because something is forcing you to, but you don't want to let go.

What's going to happen is, you are going to delete the folder and you are going to miss it. But every time you think about getting it back, you are going to think about all the time you spent collecting what you had, and you're going to give yourself an excuse to give up trying to reclaim what was lost.

If, indeed, it bothers you for some reason to have this as your primary source of porn, take it all and put it on an external hard drive for awhile, take a break from it, and see if you still enjoy it when you come back. But porn is a private thing and something that one should enjoy for all their private reasons. If you enjoy this, then keep this. There is nothing that says you cannot have this and simple pictures of pretty ladies. Enjoy as you want to enjoy, and fap as you want to fap.

Do not remove porn simply so you can rest easier knowing you don't have it. Learn to live with your fetishes and appreciate them. When it ceases to be arousing, delete it then. But for now enjoy your pleasures in whatever way they come to you, because nothing is lost in enjoyment.


Also, weight/pregnancy progression or pregnant/chubby girls. Anything with belly expansion, really.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)09:46 No.1168235
Zip it with a password and burn it onto a DVD.

Now, as my reward, I want BBW futa femdom breathplay catboy bondage.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)11:15 No.1168277
forced to cum forever
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)11:38 No.1168297
- Create an empty folder called RAPE-UNDERAGE-SCAT, or something like that, and protect it with a password.
- If she finds it and starts bitching you, resist a little and then go "Ok, look", open the folder and tell her grinning it was just a joke.
- Meanwhile, your REAL /d/ is out there, clean and nice, in a folder with some boring name (passworded, just in case).
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)11:46 No.1168299
Force inflation + rape?
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)12:50 No.1168337
>>1167953
i'd do this, OP
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)13:29 No.1168360
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... any use?
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)13:32 No.1168363
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Hmm no negative feedback yet...
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)13:34 No.1168364
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Moar
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)13:38 No.1168368
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Again moar
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)13:42 No.1168375
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Yeah, tossing your porn for a SO is lame.

If you really think you have to do it, stick it in a passworded rar or twenty, burn to disc, and upload it somewhere else with a fast connection (college, library, etc.).
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)13:44 No.1168380
You'll regret it very fast. Better to just get TrueCrypt or something like it and archive it with a password.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)13:47 No.1168383
Vore: Giantess eats dude.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)14:11 No.1168412
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OP here:

Jeeez guys. Jeez.
Deleting porn is SERIOUS BUSINESS apparently. I can still LOOK at porn and I'll certainly still visit /d/, I just don't want a revolting, cum dripping paper-trail of dickgirls shitting lolis hanging around which might potentially jeopardise any future relationship I may have. What's wrong with private fetishes being private?

I'm going to be posting more shit from the /d/elicatessen later today, once I get some food in me.

Also:
>>1168212
lolinternetpsychiatristlol

>>1167521
Some BE for your trouble. Will get to work on the rest later. No Feet though I'm afraid guys, they do nothing for me.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)14:18 No.1168422
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>>1168412
I lied! Turns out I do have something Foot Fetishey.
I amaze even myself.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)14:23 No.1168435
>>1168412
Female /d/eviant popping in for moment here to say that my SO & I are confident enough to share our squicky fetish pics.
There's nothing wrong with not wanting to share that on the first date, but if you're dating the caliber of person who snoops through your computer looking to see what person you have, they've probably got enough trust issues that they won't want you so much as going to redtube.
If clingy & sexually repressed is cool with you, awesome, it's just something to consider.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)14:25 No.1168439
>>1168435
I'm British. Sexually repressed is all we have.

Seriously though, it's not like women are throwing themselves at me here, I take what I can get.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)14:32 No.1168447
>>1168439
what size are we talking anyway?
I'd still buy an external drive, maype password protect it. How PC savy is she? just don't put the stuff in plain sight

If you use Windows create another Account and put it in the other accounts private folder, hell you SHOULD be on a nonadmin account all the time so why not transfer the data to Admin-Private?
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)14:33 No.1168448
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>>1168412

Just saying, it's a waste of a perfectly good collection. Zip it up and store it somewhere else. Besides, you said in your OP

>Either that or convince me not to do it

No complaining if anons are trying to do just that.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)14:49 No.1168471
>>1168439


Awwhhh. Previous poster girl (ala, the first one) here, but I'm sure you're English. Because here in Wales, I've met many a pervert. :D
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)14:59 No.1168482
>>1168471
Terribly English my dear. And anyway, all men are perverts, it's the women that's the trouble.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:03 No.1168493
>>1168482

Heh! Very true! :P

You poor English-folks. I hear dogging is a very popular sport in your neck of the woods. Actually sounds a bit hot if not terribly awkward.

That's why, you should move to Wales! We've got some very sexy sheep and lovely accents to boot! :D
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:04 No.1168498
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>>1167816
>>1167979
I'm going for a double-whammy here
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:08 No.1168512
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>>1167767
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:09 No.1168516
I toss my porn from time to time, but it's mostly because I never feel like organizing it.

You'll be back. They always come back.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:10 No.1168519
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>>1167979
More happy-tentacle sex because you asked so politely.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:10 No.1168521
>>1167261
You know, she could be into stuff like this too. I think you should find out before you destroy such a beautiful collection. I'm a female who loves /d/ so I know we exist.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:12 No.1168523
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If I do come back you can damn well bet I'm going to do a better job with organisation. Finding this shit is hell.
Also, some organisation-porn.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:12 No.1168524
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>>1167979
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:17 No.1168535
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>>1168521
I think her reaction to finding a picture of some chick photoshopped with a massive horse-cock is more like to be mind-rending horror than anything else.

Also, some happy tentacles for >>1167979
>> ad 04/01/07(Fri)01:02:07 No.12345678
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:19 No.1168539
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And something for everyone: Giant dicks, hairy chicks, gallons of cum and a little bit of foot.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:19 No.1168543
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>>1168539
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:19 No.1168544
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>>1168543
Also, fisting. And SCIENCE
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:20 No.1168548
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>>1168544
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:21 No.1168552
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>>1168548
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:54 No.1168610
>>1168543

BY THE BEARD OF DARWIN! IT'S LIKE A MEGALITHIC SAUSAGE!
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)15:54 No.1168611
>>1168552

moooar
>> Obligatory Nameless Henchman 11/19/08(Wed)15:55 No.1168614
Giantess, please.
>> Obligatory Nameless Henchman 11/19/08(Wed)15:57 No.1168617
>>1168614
Specifically mini-giantess.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)16:02 No.1168624
"/d/elicatessen" dutchfag?
dont delete it, save it. or just leave it as it is... no girl is worth doing this for! especially if you dont know if she is repulsed by it or perhaps even completely turned on by it... maybe he's an even bigger fan of it than you? :P
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)16:05 No.1168629
Would you have any with multiple tits, plox?
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)16:06 No.1168634
yaoi shota tentacle rape?
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)16:33 No.1168672
Seriously, OP, listen to the words of the anons gathered here. We are your people, we understand you. I recently met this girl and invited her over, the usual shit. Right then and there, in my own room, she requests to see my porn. Not satisfied with the usual shit, she badgers me for some of the "weird stuff" she hears me and my friends talking about.
Turns out she has a futa fetish. Now she badgers me to download moar futa pron for her delight.
Seriously, dude, I admit it's a long shot. But don't risk it - if she's into it too, then you're in for sure.
Even if she isn't, go the encrypted hard drive route. Hide the fucking drive - if this doesn't work out you will hate yourself for getting rid of all that porn.
And, not to be a moralfag or anything (I'm on /d/, after all), but you are the kind of person who likes this shit and gets off to it. Getting rid of the porn is not going to change who you are, and if you hide the evidence she'll never know. Either way, not telling her about it is deceitful, so if you really like honesty or something then tell her, tossing this shit and pretending you're someone else is not your answer either way.
tl;dr: just keep your porn man srsly. Even god likes futa.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)16:43 No.1168677
My advice is DON'T HIDE IT. If she can't handle it, then you'll have to choose between repressing your sexuality, and dealing with potential disgust/embaressment. This is the /d/ equivalent of gay men marrying a woman, spending 20 years in denial and then finally admitting that you're gay.

I'm kinky. I decided that I can't be anything other than that. And luckily, this year I met my BBW, kinky bondage babe of my dreams. And it only took me 7 years of searching.

Feel free to have a girlfriend, feel free to have some sex, but remember that in the long term, you'll have to come out sooner or later, or else face a very unsatisfying sex life. And that's the best life there is.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)17:03 No.1168695
don't suppose you'd post some cum eating or food with cum on it, would ya?
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)17:14 No.1168707
Use an external harddrive, use crypto. Impossible to break without password (make up a long one) and nothing lost. I even told my GF about my tame fetishes and she took it without problems. She's not into it, but does not care.
>> Hi. Female on /d/ Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)17:19 No.1168711
I can understand your embarrassment.
And it's hard for me to know what advice to give.
I think that's a lot of love to even want to give it up.
I used to think women who made men give up regular porn were jerks and jealous freaks. Of course...I like porn and weird stuff even more. I don't like being cheated on or disrespected in public though. I don't think it's right to flirt or fuck on-line people. But look at pictures and jerk off? Seems harmless, even healthy in normal amounts.

I'm more worried about girls who look at NOTHING but gay porn, that shit is warping their fucking heads. From experience because otherwise I'd be a full advocate of that too. But seriously, y-girl have a sickness that no man I've ever met had as badly. We KNOW that /d/ is impossible. And porn is porn. If you start thinkin' otherwise, then you're in too deep. A break is good. Y-girls actually think yaoi is how gay men act and some like it to the point of wanting to be men (they think, since they don't actually understand men or act like them at all).

A lot of women say they loose their boyfriends and even husbands to porn. I see that, I mean to the point of neglect, divorce. That's not cool. I keep hearing it too. So if porn does lead to that or cheating on your girl then...I'm confused how to feel.

Should I force a guy to give up his porn for me? Will he respect me more than a guy I view porn with? I wonder lately. Maybe I've got it wrong?
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)17:21 No.1168717
>>1168519
SAUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
plz?
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)17:21 No.1168718
"I don't think it's right to flirt or fuck on-line people."

I mean if you're in a relationship
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)17:32 No.1168728
>>1167034
Does anyone have the pic of Misty from pokemon with her pussy filled with pokeballs, getting beaten with kendo swords?
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)17:35 No.1168731
Does OP haz multi tits in their ollection??
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)17:49 No.1168749
>>1168412
hey boyo guess what helium is only liquid at 4 K as in 4 kelvin or -269 celsius thats fucking cold
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)18:06 No.1168781
Needs some posession.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)18:14 No.1168803
>>1168539
>>1168543
>>1168544
>>1168548
>>1168552

This, and any like it. rapidhshare it.
And by any I mean english language porn comics which are not fansadox.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)21:45 No.1169090
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plz tell me op (or anyone) has got more of this.
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)22:21 No.1169167
Op, got any girls pissing while getting spanked?
>> Anonymous 11/19/08(Wed)23:59 No.1169416
learn to rename ur pron to numbers and create an abriviation system that makes sense but dosent draw attention , then change the files to hidden and remember the base file that all your porn is in <fa.ErrorLogs for example> then passes on your bootup and login and they are unlikely to ever find ur pron.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)00:25 No.1169495
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Hello OP, another vagina-owning individual here. Personally, I feel like hentai, even /d/ hentai is pretty awesome. It takes the whole "real women are being disrespected" thing and throws it out the window. I don't mind watching fake people being treated in weird ways, and a lot of these fetishes harken back to stuff that I used to masturbate and fantasize about when I was a kid before I even knew the internet existed.

Anyway, I remember that when I was dating a guy awhile back that he used to show his "cum pouring all over a girl" stuff, but it really weirded me out because I was totally more into stuff like alien impregnation or something, and he was kind of like "hey, let's actually do stuff like this!"

For me, the line is drawn when your boyfriend decides that he wants to hold your eye open and cum in your eyeball because he saw it on /d/ and thought it was hot. Cum fucking STINGS.

As long as you're not into forcing her into doing stuff she doesn't like, go ahead with keeping your porn. Just mention that you have a collection and that it has nothing to do with you or what you want to do with her. She may surprise you with her own admission to having porn of her own.
>> betterthanyou !!qjclTHSob 11/20/08(Thu)00:41 No.1169525
Nipple fucking,
In-one-end-out-the-other.

This is all I request.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)01:09 No.1169581
forced vibrator in paints
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/20/08(Thu)01:10 No.1169583
>>1169581
you dont see many vibrators put into paints these days
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)01:19 No.1169605
>>1167034
Forced cross dressing
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)01:29 No.1169632
Probably tame for /d/, but got any pics of guys forcing girls into rimjobs?
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)01:31 No.1169642
>>1168711
"A lot of women say they loose their boyfriends and even husbands to porn."

That's sad. I know some women who think porn is evil and seduces their men away from them, even when it's pretty vanilla stuff. They don't realize a guy can be happy in a relationship AND still like porn. They think there must be something wrong with them so their man is seeking satisfaction elsewhere, but that isn't always the case. Fortunately I also know a lot of couples who look at or watch porn together and discover it really isn't that evil sin religion and society are always harping about. If you ask me, repressed sexuality is more harmful to people than indulging in a fantasy now and then.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)01:40 No.1169665
you'll regret it
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/20/08(Thu)01:42 No.1169676
>>1167034
im pretty sure OP is gone and so is his godly /d/ folder, he may return but i for one doubt we will see anymore of it anytime soon
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)01:43 No.1169678
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>>1168447

This one speaketh the truth.

If you actually take the 2 minutes to set up a password for your computer, you don't have to mess around with zipping the archive, burning to a disk, or worrying if someone else will find it.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)02:11 No.1169748
As one more /d/eviant girl, PLEASE DON'T DO IT.

You will regret it. WE ARE OUT THERE. Look for us, seriously. We're usually the mousy ones with glasses who blush when you come anywhere near us.

Speaking from experience here.
>> shmifty5 !!8wP9lUPEI 11/20/08(Thu)02:14 No.1169759
>>1169748
katy-kins? i know like 6 or 7 girls that you just described, do you know a steve?
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)02:24 No.1169784
>>1169759
Much as I hate to disappoint, I'm not a Kat, even though I am remarkably close. A failure is me.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)02:42 No.1169806
Are you Karen? I'm Quenton.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)02:47 No.1169812
Nope. I'm Kay. It's highly unlikely you know me, unfortunately.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)02:49 No.1169815
Damn, worth a shot. Thanks for your time.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)02:53 No.1169824
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I would rather get rid of my real porn then my d folder.

Is there an english version of this?
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)04:30 No.1169955
There's nothing I can add to what anyone else has said. But if there's anything I've managed to accidentally learn while trying desperately NOT to learn anything, you can't live a lie.

If you like them now, odds are, you always will. Fetishes don't just go away one day, because you decide you want to divest yourself of them. Try that, and you'll likely do what I did--you'll destroy them, and still find yourself collecting them again, later.

And if you have to change that core of yourself, in order to please someone else, if they're not comfortable enough with you to see that part of yourself and accept it...then the relationship is built on a lie. And you won't be happy, because your significant other isn't going to see the real you.

Better to be upfront about it, then to have it come out later, and in a manner that could destroy your relationship.

Regardless, I wish you well in any decision you make. I hope you find your happiness, even though i don't agree with how you're going about this. It's your decision regardless.

And if you care to post...got any quicksand or deep mud or sinking?
>> 7eAL !!tllRoBnU1 11/20/08(Thu)04:43 No.1169972
>>1169955
Dropping a fetish is like trying to unsee it.
Can't unsee it.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)04:50 No.1169979
im english and i have a girlfriend that doesnt go postal when i mention it. she wants to see it and i say no, because i know she isnt into it so why risk it. my pc is passworded and thats enough for me. frankly, i deleted a load of stuff before because of fears of it being discovered etc and since that time i have spent years literally looking for some of those rare gems. only recently did i find some of them. seriously dont delete that shit. its fuckin' awesome
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)05:19 No.1170003
>>1169979
It's so true I couldn't tell you how many times I've deleted my /d/ folder, and how many times I just go back to it and get frustrated that I can't find all the pictures I had before. It's better to just maybe put it all in an archive and bring it out later, it saves a lot of time and frustration as well.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)05:21 No.1170006
also guys getting raped by dickgirls
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)05:29 No.1170013
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1. Open this image.
2. Save it as 4chan.js
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)06:34 No.1170053
>>1170013

Eat a goddamn bullet, you syphilitic spamming fuck.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)08:46 No.1170224
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1. Ope this image.
2.Save it as4chan.js
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. hit bricks.
>> Anonymous 11/20/08(Thu)08:58 No.1170275
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1.Opn this image.
2. Sae it as chn.js
3. Open the fil you svd.
4.???
5. Shit bricks.

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