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Batman: I'm the goddamned Batman. Buy my Condoms.

They were handing out Dr. Manhattan condoms around Hal Jordan at FanExpo '09

ALWAYS HAVE PREPTIME WHEN YOU USE BAT-CONDOMS!

Green Lantern: No semen shall escape my sight

Spiderman: One for JJ.

thanks to retcons, Lois can enjoy my little man of steel all night long thanks to Gold Brand Krypto-Kondoms

Be a man of steel

Marrow Brand Condoms: Ribbed For Her Pleasure.

even if you're as quick as the flash
you still need a condom

Booster Gold: Protect YOUR future

>>12156733
He is a condom.

>>12156745
lol'd

shit would never sell

Nothing can stop the Juggernaut.....from having safe sex (NO......GET OUT OF MY BED, CHARLES!!!)

Punisher condoms, because your children could easily be future mass murderers.

Dick Rider condoms: Strap one to your 'human rocket' today!

In Blackest Knight: Condoms for the discerning male's tastes.

even the hulk can't smash without a condom

Namor condoms: Thwarting semen since 1941

Wolverine-brand Condoms: strap one on before you snikt your bub.

>>12156768
oh god i lol'd hard at the first one

Spiderman Condoms: With great pleasure comes great responsibility. 18 years of responsibility, to be exact.

>>12156895

>with great pleasure comes great responsibility

i lol'd

Manhattan Condoms: So she has cancer?

Hymen SMASH

>1000 eggs of cancer, to be exact.
fixed

Banner's Barriers: Release your Jolly Green Giant.

"Prevent your pathetic gene pool from continuing DOOM commands you!"

When your girlfriend fears a burning sensation at your man-thing's touch, wear a condom.

>>12156970

ohhhhh!

The Hood

The Hellblazer -
When you want to fuck (John) Constantly

Your urine won't be saying Flame On! the next day if you use Johnny Storm's condoms

Sid The Squid's brand condoms: for when you want to celebrate your victory over batman without a little squirt down the road.

>>12156740
>>12156798
i lol'd hard as fuck.

Asgardian GodSheaths

(Caution - may leave her feeling a bit Thor)

>>12156695
I loled.

Bueno Excelente condoms: For violent buttsex without messy leftovers. (Available on Green Lantern color)

These threads always make me feel so untalented.

>>12157028
>squirt
>Sid the SQUID
I see what you did there.

Wakandoms

Lubricated - no need to blacken your panther

Batman - "If you've got the prep time......"

Partially unrolled Spider-man condom. Actual product.

You get 3 guesses which country produced this and the first two don't count.

(Also seriously? I'm surprised no novelty company in the US has turned out a condom with web-pattern ribbing.)

The only limit is your imagination

Robotnic Show Stoppers: for the man who isn't the fastest thing alive

Pym's Protectors: if you're a "Giant-man" or even an "Ant-man", you're safe with these.

Black Panthers: We invented the technology to halt impregnation centuries ago. The rest is up to you.

Ras al Ghul - The Condom you can use again and again and again....

'If I could put a protective barrier up around every mans penis I would. Until I can though theres always Fantastic Four brand condoms.'

Superboy Prime Condoms: Prime for self pleasure

>>12157107

TWHIIP!

HOBO-DARKSEID'S USED PUNY HUMAN POLYMER PROPHYLACTICS: THEY HAVE DOUBLE THE ANTI-LIFE POWER

>>12157116
(Does not work with asians or any yellow skintones. Avoid refrigerators during and at least one week after sex)

>>12157119
Robotnik condoms, for the double nigger in you.

zondoms: for dicks with attitude

>>12156810

Good one.

Spartan condoms - because using Trojans is just madness.

HHYAAAAAAAAA!

Skrull Invaders -
Because you never know who you're doing business with

Spider Jerusalem - "Trust the Fuckhead"

>>12157180
....thats good enough to us on an actual product.

"Kill them, it's what they want" Hank Henshaw condoms.

Mr. Fantastic: By combining the elements of rubber, elastic and adamantium into one polymer, I've created a material that can withstand up to 2600 lbs. of tension and 4355 lbs. of force, making it both resilient and indestructible, which is perfect for...wait, you're using it for what?

Daredevil Condoms: You'll never see them fail.

Stark's Sperm Stoppers- For Ironclad Protection (REGISTER)

Guy's Green Protectors: You'll never catch a space bug with these.

>>12157156
>anti-life

well played, sir.

Heimdall's Own -- the first line of defense against what's coming.

stark condoms: we produce the armor that will make you unstoppable

>>12157107
Japan. They love that fucker.

>>12156733
I would never buy a Plastic Man condom.

You could never be sure you weren't wearing him.

Apokolips Condoms: Anti-Life justifies my mate.

>>12157264

Rof

Norman Osborn condoms: Because I've had enough of people blaming me when their girlfriends get pregnant.

Aquaman's Rubber craft - The best bet for all things wet

Ghost rider brand condoms. So you can blaze all night and not have a burning head the next day

>>12157139
Or

Superboy Prime Condoms: Because you can't retcon punch a baby.

>>12157264

Fury's: Your one-eyed warrior will fight on forever.

Penis of Earth, you have the ability to instill great pleasure.
Welcome to the Yellow Condom corps

ALL KNEEL BEFORE ZONDOMS

futurama condoms: so you can do the nasty in the pasty without fucking the timeline, too

X-Factor condoms - for when you want your girlfriend to introduce you as 'Multiple Man'

>>12156768
>Nothing can stop the Juggernaut.....from having safe sex

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12157167
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did

>>12156763 Plastic Man IS a condom.

Not a very good one! (PICTURE RELATED)

Cyclops - Ruby quartzed for added protection for your one-eyed decision maker.

Black Lantern brand Condoms: "Cocks of Earth, RISE"

...someone do that better.

>>12157375
I could see that as an actual campaign.

MegaCity Protectors: the fastest way to stop a criminal is keep it from being born

Cobra condoms because you never know what joe will fuck you next.

>>12157362
Sounds tempting now.

>>12157391
why'd he do it?

because you'd be better off without spawn

deadpool condoms: because without the costume, things just get ugly

Dido Brand Condoms, now with added spermicide!

Kill'em all with Dido Brand Condoms!

>>12156810
namor's mighty condoms

IMPERIUS SEX!

In blackest bar, on Friday night,
Before your beers, you really might
benefit armouring your knight
with Lantern condoms, incite delight!

Don't make the same mistake your father did: use Rip Hunter condoms.

>>12157394
>>12157454

personal favourites

>>12157458
>Dido

>>12157429
other option would be
DO YOUR CIVILIAN DUTY: STOP A PERP BEFORE ITS BORN.

>>12157458
Joe Q's magical condoms: How do they work? They're magic, we don't have to explain it!

Joe Q's Special brand condoms with extra spermicide: Make sure all your sperm are wiped from existence!

Joe Q's Mighty Man condoms, now laced with Viagra: makes you able to last for ONE MORE DAY!

Liefield's pouches -

For when you're violating something beautiful with your clumsy pencil

>>12157436
50/50 parts selfish and fear that he would be a terrible father like his own old man had been.

If you're drawn to the rich and famous ... Greg Land Condoms.

Darkness condoms - Because getting a girl pregnant just isn't worth it.

The Question Brand condoms - Don't leave any evidence behind

>>12157279

/r/ the Heimdall bit from the end of Thor 602 with the 'I see death' and the cosmos eyes with red pupils.

Should've worn a condom

Pheonix Brand Condoms: Keep her coming back.

to make those times extraordinaire when you're not wearing underwear

>>12157541
>>12157562
>>12157565
Excellent.

Cobraceptives

Let your cobra command 'er

>>12157521

SHAZAM!s
hit her like a lightning

Genis-Vell condoms - Because it's a better option than killing a baby in a crib.

cyborg sperm blockers:
because you know what they say...

KIMOTA! : Take her to another place.

Genie's Wishes: grant her wish and dont let the genie out of the bottle.

The Dollar Bill Condoms: What are you gonna wear, a cape?

Erector Condoms: Natural Selection is the right of all sentient beings

Nightwing condoms - You'll get all the chicks, even if your dick looks silly.

Deadshot condoms - What more can I say?

>>12157521

Because it's more fun in costume.

inb4 "she not pregnant, I check"

>GODDAMN, THIS THREAD

Jim Rubbers: Becuz your lil worm is nothing without his suit

Martian Man-Blunters

You're the last of your species. Let's keep it that way.

These are all great.

They should do glowing green condoms with the slogan "The only way a superman can bang regular chicks"

But you'd leave out the part about it killing...

Jerusalem jumpsuits - Keep your filthy assistant under wraps.

Bibleman condoms: You can be Pro-Creationism without procreating. (WARNING: Not endorsed by the Vatican. Prolonged use can cause rashes, discolorisation and damnation)

Blaze's Johnnies

"Ghost Rider? I hardly know 'er!"

because as long as you're not shooting the chemical x chances are your experiments wont have such pleasant results

Jonah Hex condoms: Because real men don't ride bareback.

>>12158000
or:
"so you can powerpuff girls all night long"

High Evolutionary condoms: Because reproduction is too important to be left up to incompetents.

red robin's:
cause it'll work better with a hood

Archive this!

Aku's!

Before the final blow is struck, tear open a packet in time.

poison ivy says: use a condom, because hey, who knows better where to plant seeds and where not

Steve Roger's Shield brand condoms: All sperm who oppose it must yield

Beastly Protection: won't break, even if you're an animal in bed.

>>12158120
I lol'd

>>12157005
>>12157039
>>12157079
>>12157200
>>12157352
>>12157465
>>12157521
>>12157602
>>12157894
>>12157981
>>12158120

I made all these.
G'night everybody!

Cerberus: Because that woman could be lying about who she's been with. Like all women.

Reality Gauntlets - Take control of her universe

Empowered: Feels amazing, even if the slightest tear renders it completely unusable.

>>12158191

No I made them you fucking liar.

Black Lantern Condoms: For when flesh is on the RISE.

Doug's blockers:
so you can skeet all you want.

or
because who would know better how not to impregnate someone than a faggot?

Mr. Dink's 99.99% Effective Latex Erectile Sheathes: Keeping the kids out of your dual income relationship.

Very expensive

zuko's sperm benders:
because it burns like hell if you get it into your eyes

>>12158348
or:
for those times when beeting off just isnt enough

Archive please!

Dogwelder condoms : More effective than a greyhound grafted to your groin

>>12158120

We need a Best In Thread award.

my votes on >>12157394

Doctor Light condoms. The protection you need, for the sex she doesn't want.

Hercules condom - So you can Crackherjamma

>>12158469

Impossible. This thread is 100% gold.

>>12158545

I half agree.

See >>12156714

>>12157119
Any more of this?
looks a bit like un-censor's work or the fellow that does the runaways shoops

>>12158120
I want to give you a high five through the internet. Soon there will be an iphone application to let me do that.

Penance = Spiked for your displeasure, you child murderer.

thread archive requested twice now

to protect you from terror while flapping in the night

Music Meister Brand Condoms: Because having MORE boy wonders at our call would just drive us bats.

>>12157264
Live without Fear...of kids.

Toph ROCKHARD Condoms: She'll never see you coming, but she'll feel the Earth move.

Guy Gardner: Try and last longer than ONE THRUST.

Immortal Iron Fist condom. Because only fisting her would be mortal.

bat-condoms:
so you won't leave a child behind scarred for life when being gunned down in an alley behind a theatre

Oak Brand Condoms: Sometimes getting there first can be a drag.

Fem Caps

"No, YOU move"

Larfleeze Condoms: why share your seed?

Surtur condoms - So she won't feel your fire in her core.

Harvey Dent Dong Hats:
It's a 50-50 shot chief.

>>12158652
Music Meister: so you can thriller tonight

Elric brand condoms: No need to give up an arm and a leg for her pleasure

Unstable molecules condom - To protect The Thing.

Batfamily Brand: Because you never know if there's been more than one Dick in the Batcave.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>12158751
Best I've ever read.

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 4 times now.

Superman: put your world in a bottle

Luke's Force:
Makes hitting that hole just as easy as shooting womp rats with your T-16.

New Genesis condom - for those who know the importance of protecting the Mother Box.

Uncle's good chi brand condoms: Because there are some things that even magic cannot defeat.

Spidey's Web Cartridges

To prevent having the proportionate offspring of a spider.

>>12158819

OHHHHHHHH

>>12158781
Half the time, it works all the time.

>>12158841
Winner.

Men In Black condoms - you'll use it and she'll never realize it.

The shocker 3 pack:
2 for vaginal use
1 for anal.

>>12158826
:)
Lobo: for YOUR main man

>>12158857

Uncle's Condoms: Because you don't need ONE MORE THING to worry about.

>>12158652
>>12158794
THE BABIES SCREAM
DRIVES US BATS
DRIVES US BATS
IT DRIIVES US BATS!!
Try Music Meister Condoms today!

Dr Manhattan: Why would I want to knock up a girl I no longer have my dick in?

Skurge the Executioner: Because a real man never pulls out.

>>12158924

Adrian Veidt Brand Condoms: Make sure you didn't knock her up 35 minutes ago.

DC's

"Avoiding crossovers to the best of our ability"

Scott Pilgrim condoms - Because the world doesn't need more hipsters.

Cyclops' Cyclops brand condom: RUBBER from the RUBBER dimension!

>greentext condoms

>implying I'm taking care of a baby

>>12158990
>>12158956
Lol'd heartily.

Quesada Condoms: because you can't retcon everything!

Haunt

Interrupting your Spawn

The Simpsons condoms. So you don't have to wait 20 years to get rid of it.

>>12157521
Full points for creativity

Dr Light condoms: Because GRIMDARK women sell comics, MILFs do not.

Mephisto Brand Condoms: More BONG for your buck.

>>12159022

why?

>>12158997
lol'd hard

>>12159052
Is 'BONG for your dong' too obvious?

>>12159038
Family Guy condoms - so it doesn't suck if she returns after two years.

Family Guy Brand Condoms: So you don't have to remember that time.

Veidt Condoms: Add too many boys to your folder without protection and you're bound to get a virus.

Umbrella Academy: Because no matter how good your kid will turn out, it'd still be mocked horribly because you're its father.

>>12159093
>>12159084
Hivemind condoms - It's a good thing you both thought of it.

Pyramid Condoms - protectionf from syphillis, gonorrhea, and unwanted pregnancy.

Plastic Man's extra stretchy condoms. One size fits all.

Black Vulcan's condoms: for when its not in your pants.

Brainiac condoms - turns out he didn't need pants after all.

>>12159196

Peter Potamus Condoms: So she doesn't get that thing you sent her.

>>12157352

This thread is golden

Because abortion is never funny.

>>12159228
Solomon Grundy doesn't need pants either.

Cosmo Wand Sheaths: So THAT'S what that thing is for!

Wanda's Wand Sheaths: Not all magic is meant to be released.

Timmy Turner's Pink Hats: Make her have the most magical night of her life.

Sheldon Lee's anti-virus software: Don't let a worm crash her harddrive. Download only with a firewall installed. Failure to do so will make recieveing unit not function properly for several months.

Cluster Prime brand: May your pathetic organic extension cord be unsuccesssful in progenerating another generation of flesh-wearers.

>>12159233

getting into non-superhero territory, but
Scar - be prepared!

Bender condoms - Don't miss her fleshbag.

Flanders condoms: Feels like you're wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

Dio Brando Condoms: So you can WRYYYYYlly rock her Warudo.

lil rily's: eww nigga you gay

>>12157168
lol

AvethatArse -

Suitable for benders

Peppermint Larry's - Because childrearing isn't sweet
Ozymandias - I suppose I'd just have to CATCH the semen, wouldn't I?

>>12157521
hahahaha

Brock's: never leave the X-2 without em.

>Ozymandias - I suppose I'd just have to CATCH the semen, wouldn't I?

The images......oh damn you.

>>12159419
Bravo, anon.

>>12159258
buckley's bucket's:
B^U that's a face you'll only see using my other products

Spongebob Squarepants Brand Condoms: Make sure she has a sponge in her.

ROBIN CONDOMS:

It's okay. She's not pregnet. I checked.

Up up and away.

>>12159443
>>12158656 & >>12158402 were way better

Final Crisis condoms: No matter how hard you try, it's impenetrable

Condom discarded in a back alley, you have shown great capacity for the prevention of life. Welcome to the Black Lanterns

Chris-chan condoms. For when you finally find that BOYFRIEND-FREE GIRLFRIEND.

>>12159552

Aye. Making that one reminded me that I said I was going to bed an hour ago.
I can be happy I made >>12157521 and >>12158120

>>12159422

Final Crisis condoms: No matter how hard you struggle to get through it, it's impenetrable

Final Crisis condoms: Grant Morrison buggered your childhood memories. Now let him bugger your wife!

Hulk Condoms: The madder you get, the stronger they get.

Stan Lee Condoms: feel just like Stan when he was fucking Kirby's wife.

Keeps Fetals Gizz from making little Basichs

stoopkid's stoppers:
because your sperm won't be quite as afraid of leaving the stoop that is your crotch

Chuckie Finster
"THIS is a good idea."

Angelica Pickles
"You can still be naughty by being nice."

Kimi Finster
"Treat your Geisha right tonight."

Tommy Pickles
"Keep the cap on your lense so nothing premiers in theaters nine months later."

Ms.Marvel condoms- so your son can't go back in time and impregnate you

spankin' all night without getting you into a sitch

Final Crisis condoms: Because no matter if the foreplay was lousy and the climax was disappointing, there'll be no evidence of it left a couple of years down the line.

keep this thread alive. oh man.

Try new Freudian Slip-

Double ply latex condom with heat and pressure sensitivity, just like your woman. Fits like a second skin and ultra thin, so there's no compromising the pleasure or safety for you and your partner.

Brought to you by Veidt Industries.

she will look up and shout "did you just fucking impregnate me, you stupid fuck?!"
and you will look down and whisper "...no..."

Yellowjackets: For when you want to knock her out without knocking her up.

Kovacs

She'll look up and say, "Babies?"
And you'll look down and whisper, "No."

>>12160016

DAMN
YOU BEAT ME TO IT

>>12160062
>>12160016
>>12160000

Walterminds

Also, we're autosageing.

>>12160093

what?

Hey Arnolds! Put a hat on your football head