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1:2 - stan fucked jack kirbys wife

1:2 - See 1:1

1:7 - That's how many issues will have the next Marvel's "mega" cross-over event.

1:1 - In the beginning, the Holy Retcon punch created Earth and the multiverse.

1:1:1 Lol I am Jesus.

2:16 Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. And thus, on the morning of Kitty's sweet 16th birthday, Wolverine popper her cherry.

1:9

And Lo, Cap Was right.

>>1248894
If Cable was Jesus....

wouldn't that make Cyclops God?

1:0 hes in everything

>>1248936

And could X-Man be considered the Holy spirit?

>>1248936
Cyclops would be Joseph.
The Phoenix Force is God.

1:48 On the 8th day, Superman got drunk.

5:23 - And, after many days and nights toiling, they realised the whole thing was actually a meta-critique by Grant Morrison on the nature of reality.

5:24 - And lo, they were pissed off in a way that He was doing the exact same thing as always, but it was all really rather good, so they decided to let it slide

5:25 - And, up in His Holy Tower of Win, Grant set about the next Book, a sequel to the original. But this time, He would add something New to the tale.

6:64 - There was a vote. Decision of the greatest magnitude was made. The first seeds of doom were planted. Plans were drawn, a space rocker was built.


6:65 - And lo, they lured the green giant to the rocket, and shot him off to space, never to return. Peace on Earth, at last. Or so it seemed.

6:66 - Days became weeks, and all was well. Until the day when ship came to the moon. The King Who Seldom Spoke, was the first to fall. The incredible Hulk was back. And we were officially fucked.

7:16 Alan Moore arose mysteriously from a burning elderberry bush, and thus, the world became a bit more strange.

8:12 But lo, Alan was quelled by his greatest enemy, A Barber.

>>1249305
>>1249340

I lol'd

23:14 No one, man nor woman, shall lie down with Winnick, for you will be struck down with the AIDS.

11:15 And it came to pass in those times, that the man of Iron and the American captain appeared before the king, with a dispute over freedom. And lo, the king said, "I shall resolve this conflict. I shall cut freedom in two, and thereafter each one of thee shall have a piece."

11:16 And the man of Iron thought upon this and said "that seems reasonable. A little freedom is better than too much freedom. Throw in some of thine finest barely-wine and thou hast a deal."

11:17 And the Captain, upon hearing these words, said "Art thou fucking crazy? Freedom is an absolute! You either have it or you don't! This man is an abomination unto the Lord!"

11:18 And the king said "verily, it has been shown that the Captain loveth freedom more, therefore he should have it. But my sages report that the captain is not a fan of the Youtube, and this disqualifies him from heroism. I guess you'll just have to fight over it."

11:19 And lo, there was a really, really, really long fight. And the captain was slain, and so they made a coffin for him of three cubits, and placed it in the ice, where the speedo man with the Peter Pan ears vowed to take care of it. And lo, the man of Iron got totally wasted.

11:20 Also the Hulk is pissed off at everyone.

13:18 - Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of pouches of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

13:42 And Xavier said unto them, It is written, My mansion shall be called the house of mutants; but ye, the Sentinel Squad O*N*E, have made it a camp of Prisoners of War.

16:20 And the Grant Morrison proclaimed himself Most Mighty until his neighbor sprayed Round-Up all over Grant's sinsemilla.

17:40 and thus there were to be no more Nazi as long as the man that was metal and fire unto itself marked the skies with his fiery trail.

We're all fucked when the Pope gets back.

9:6 And lo, the mad harlot in scarlet said the words: "There shant be no more mutants."

20:1 - And behold, a great light shone upon /co/ and a new leader emerged to lead them into the day.

6:25: And lo, unanimously did the masses damn and condemn the sage Freehaven for his unholy deeds.

4:19 - The one weakness of the unbreakable man was revealed to be simple lead projectiles.

The Second Book of Damnation, chapter 2

5 Thus, as he was mighty in stature, lo, it was clear that his viscera would also be bountiful.

6 "Hark! Hark, for I deliver unto thee the Chariot of Night" he cried.

7 "Choo choo cha boogie! Choo choo cha... choo ch... choo cha... oh my."

66:6 - The great destroyer was soundly defeated with SCIENCE.

From the book of Kal-El

16:14 And so Lex Luthor did steal forty cakes, which he normally could afford, being so rich. And it was terrible.

10:10 - "Bring me beverages of merriness, for I am sober. An unpleasant experience for one such as I"

7:11 - The mad jester doth wield a crowbar with proficiency and armour of the plot that would destroy any mortal who dare look upon him.

17:20 And Lo, Green Lantern ascended from the heavens, and rescued a group of children from a collpasing building.

17:21 And one of the children said unto him, "Green Lantern, you have my thanks."

17:22 And Green Lantern replied, "Dammit, kid, the name's Booster."

17:23 And so it was written that the Green Lantern's secret identity is a guy named Booster.

14:50 And Magnus grasped within his hands the sacred scroll.

14:51 Within this vassal was contained the secret of breathing life into that which was lifeless.

14:52 But yea, it was machine code.

4:78 And lo, thine are all fucked when doth Hulk gets back

19:73 - And it came to pass that there was a great cry from the masses.

19:74 - And they were united in one voice saying: "Mods, sticky this shit, as it is one of the breast threads seen in many moons!"

19:75 - And Mod, looking down on their cries, heard their words and said "Best. Typo. Ever."

19:76 - And yea, there was much lolling.

23:56 Ans so was written that Wiley Pete is the most fucking scary villain in history of villainy.

23:14 And it came to pass in those times, that there were footprints in Sue Dibny's brain.

23:15 And Dr. Mid-nite threw up his hands and said unto them "that's it. I'm done with this shit. Footprints in her brain, jesus FUCKING christ." And he doth stormed out of the room, for the whole thing was ridiculous.

How could one thread possibly hold so much win?

15:1 And behold came the Great Furfag known as Sage Freehaven. In the beginning he was nothing but another tripfag until he decided that /co/ was stealing his soul.

15:2 Thus began the First Freehaven Challenge. Furry porn appeared across the glorious lands of Mother /co/.

15:2 1/2 The /co/mrades look upon this and said, "Goddamnit Freehaven!"

>>1250000

>>1250034
HOLY GET

>>1250000

Fuck, the one time I forget to put my name back in after trolling /v/...

>>1250000
Win GET. Sticky this shit. For it is the breast I have seen in many moons.

The gospel of Lobo:

1:1 Blessed are the space dolphins, for I will frag any bastich that harms them.

1:2 Even though the Main Man walks through the valley of the shadow of death, the Main Man fears no evil, for the Main Man has an understanding with Death.

>>1250028
>15:2 1/2 The /co/mrades look upon this and said, "Goddamnit Freehaven!"

I remember it being more "This shit is hilarious, how long can he go without the ban he fucking REQUESTED"

Lobo needs a MAX comic because "bastich" and "frag" are just fucking stupid.

12:50000 - And yae, it was seen that the GET was made of win and holy.

>>1250074

Bastich is a staple of the character even bigger than the ultra-violence.

>>1250000

Hallelujah, my children! This thread has officially become an epic. Rejoice, rejoice I say!

And Sticky this fragging thread!

>>1250048

12:48 - And yea, it was seen that the prophet Nameless was marked as the Bearer of the Holy Get, and that all his uploads, for there were many, were bug-free, and that all his typos were made of Win and Unintentional Lol.

53:1 - And yea, a Beechen did come unto the book of Robin, protege of the Bat Man. And he did write of the fate of Cain.
53:2 - But lo, good it was not, and sense it did not make. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

>>1249772
That is not Optimus Prime.

I have saved this thread for breast win and future lol.

18:26 And on the ninth day, when all was at peace in the land of the comrades there came, a great flood.
18:27 Like the lightning, which flashes in the east yet is seen in the west it doth descend upon the land, like unto a hoary horde of rabbits
18:28 And Freehaven wept
19:01 As the creatures, with eyes that t'were the span of Beelzebub came closer, they were seen by one brave Anonymous to be the ancient Weeaboo. The plague that had existed before time began and had been expunged from the milk and honey of /co/ since the dawn of creation.
19:02 As the endless tide doth advance, verily the did kill and rape the woman folk leaving the internets forever barren of their kind. There would never again be tits. never again would there be the most coveted vagoo in the sacred lands, and there was much despair.
19:03 And lo, there was much despair, in the land of /co/. For 20 hours and 20 minutes there was nothing but the flood of large-eyes and green hair which drowned all of the goodness from /co/.
19:04 Then came forth the might Anonymous, son of anonymous, son of anonymous, son of anonymous.
19:05 son of anonymous, son of anonymous, son of anonymous.
19:06 And he did say. "Lo, my comrades! By brothers-in-arms! These assholes of a may be many, but they are many and scattered, like seeds on the breeze" Let us join together, in mutual love for all works of the Pen and of the Ink and of the Pixel and even of the Polygon!"
19:07 And Anon did forge this love into the great sword of Sage, and let the united army against the evil horde for the first, yet not final time.

OP here, good job all.

1. http://4chanarchive.org/
2. click "request interface"
3. type 1248840 into the box
5. once enough people do it, you might find it again on above mentioned website latest after 48 hours
6. ???
7. Profit!!

31:7 Upon the eve of the millionth posting, there was much celebration and anticipation.

31:8 Although several factions set out to claim the get as their own, all were unsuccesful.

31:9 At first, it appeared as if the get had been claimed by Reducto, he of small stature.

31:10 But Reducto it was not, for though it bore his name, absent were any of the accompanying pictures of proff.

31:11 Only until the deed was long finished was the truth revealed.

31:12 Lo, a charismatic rogue named Hank Scorpio had kidnapped the precious post upon it's immediate arrival, irreversably marking it as his.

/co/'s book of genesis
chapter 6

and the son of jor el came down from the heavens, in his birthing matrix with a ship attached. and lo two simple farm people took him in as their child, and when he came of age, the power of a living god came upon him and he wrestled with many enemies and he took all women he wanted as his concubines to create a new race of humanity. they were called the kryptonese. first fell lana lang and lois lane, then he retconned punched in chloe sullivan and she became the first. then came powergirl and he filled her hole good. and he taught wonder woman the joy of real cock. and then he doth did beat down batman but blamed it on max lord.

>>1250144
It's now archived.

>>1250048

On the one hand, bravo, good sir, for achieving one of the best GETs in /co/'s short history. You truly do deserve to be Bearer of the Holy GET.

On the other hand, you're a fucking retard for forgetting to put your name in. Upload some comics ASAP and we might let it slide.

>>1249539
31:13 - And /co/ was forever-more cautious in the presence of Hank Scorpio, for he shall sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
31:14 - Be wary of the man Scorpio.
31:15 - For His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world.
31:16 - And his followers' health
31:17 - yea, he shall welcome you into his lair with good tidings,
31:18 - Like the nobleman welcomes his guest.
31:19 - Offering tithes of free dental care and a stock plan that helps ye invest!
31:20 - But beware of his generous pensions,
31:21 - and his offerings of three weeks paid vacation each year,
31:22 - And lo, on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
31:23 - Beware for the man Scorpio loves German beer!