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Looks like Larfleeze stole the poem too.

I'M A MEAN ONE MR FLEEZE
I REALLY AM A HEEL

>>12701782
XFD

Well fuck you then!

After the one from last year fell through I can't get my hopes up for this either.

If it is made it better be archived unlike the Rorschach one we had last year

Reminds me of last year

>>12701768

>>12701798
>>12701801
>>12701819
Lastyearmind

Every Green Lantern
Down on Mogo
Shared Christmas a lot...
But Larfleeze,
Who's Lantern was of Orange,
Did NOT!
This Larfleeze wanted Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his ring wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his spectrum was too bright.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his greed made everything his call.

>>12701858
fucking saved

>>12701902
*claps*

so waht do you guys think? /co/ character of the year?

But,
Whatever the reason,
His ring or his spectrum,
He floated there in space, hating those Lanterns,
Staring down with his cravings with a sour, Larfleeze frown
At the green lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every GL down in Mogo beneath
Was busy now, willing a green mistleoe wreath.
"And they're hanging MY stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's all MINE you hear!"
Then he growled, with his Fleezy fingers round his Lantern tight as can be,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas just for me!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...

...All the GL girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for HIS toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's another thing he wanted! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the Lanterns, young and old, would sit down to HIS feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would eat his Rann-pudding, and rare Thangarian-roast-beast!
For you see Larfleeze wanted every morsel they'd all have the LEAST!!
And THEN

>But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his greed made everything his call.

This part is pretty weak, I vote for changing it to something else.

Other than that, I applaud the attempt. Last year was fun.

>>12701902
>>12702002
>>12702104
I support this.

They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every GL down on Mogo, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Lantern Oath ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And all his rings would start slinging!
They'd sling! And they'd sling!
AND they'd SLING! SLING! SLING! SLING!
And the more Larfleeze thought of the Green-Will-Christmas-Sling
The more the 'Fleeze thought, "I must have this whole thing!
"Why for fifty-three years I've wanted it now!
I MUST have Christmas MINE for the keeping!
...But HOW?"

oh fuckin SAVED.

>>12702190
May have been the greed that overcame with all he saw.

>>12702221
I don't get it.

TOASTING IN AN EPIC BREAD

>>12701982
He stole the award when he stole our hearts.

You know, it's weird, I was JUST thinking about how Larfleeze looks like the Grinch the other day.

>>12702315
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>12701825
he stole the straws boss herp derr derp!

The music miester had a song written about this however larfleeze stole him .....

this is wonderful

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
LARFLEEZE HAS ALL WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEAS!
"I know just what to do!" The 'Fleeze Laughed in his throat.
And he brought forth an orange Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "MY, What a great Fleezy trick!
"With this coat and this hat, that I took from Saint Nick!"
"I need is all his reindeer..."
Larfleeze looked around.
But since reindeer that fly Black Lanterns ate all last year, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Larfleeze...?
No! Lar' simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his agents forward. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big horn on top of their heads.

OP here. This thread is making me feel very :-3

>>12702344
in his defense, he doesn't think he stole anything, he believes it is all rightfully his. and therefore it should be titled 'How Larfleeze Owned Christmas'

>>12702416

Larfleeze, the 'verse's greatest repo man.

Larfleeze is so kawaii.

Why do I imagine Alan Scott pretended to be Santa Claus now

Person writing it has a little difficulty keeping the meter. I'm saving, though, so if he doesn't mind later on I'll repost a cleaned-up version.

>>12702487

go ahead and do that but wait til december
i want this to be something we all should remember

You guys BETTER be saving this.

And when the refined meter version gets reposted that better be saved too.

AND WHEN I'M BACK ON MONDAY YOU GUYS BETTER BE ABLE TO REPOST IT FOR ME ON DEMAND.

Someone send this to Geoff.

e-mail,phone call, psychic powers, i don't know how but he must see it. (Just like Alan moore and...well...you know what i am talking about)

>>12702588
OP here. I "tweeted" my picture to him but I don't think he'll see it.

>>12702588
It shouldn't be too hard to get it to him eventually. I've seen him post stuff from here before on his Twitter. Like that one drawfagged Cap and Batman fighting Nazis on dinosaur robots.

>>12702624
OP here again, figure I should take a trip for this thread.

>>12702588
SILLY WABBIT

Moore doesn't use the internet... He recieves all of his knowledge through the channeled thoughts of Glycon using his beard as a conduit

THEN
He stole some bags
And anything to hold his payments
On a ramshakle sleigh
He hitched up his agents.

Then Larfleeze said, "Giddyap!"
And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the GLs
Lay a-snooze in the town.
All their rings were quite dark. Quiet snow fell on Mogo.
And the Lanterns all dreaming sweet dreams without Sinesto
When he came to the first construct in the square.

>>12702487
>>remaking the story all up as I go. If the meter and tone slip it's bound to show.

>>12702827

Don't mind it, yer doing a bang up job.

>>12702827
My God man you've got me in a rhyming mood
It's clear to me you're a pretty cool dude

>>12702928
We'll have an Etrigan thread later, I wanna see this finished!

>>12702957
Hold on now don't get your panties in a bunch
We've got until Christmas, we're not in a crunch!

"This is stop number one," The old Larfleeze Claus hissed
And he flew to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight squeeze.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Fleeze.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little Lantern batteries all hung in a row.
"These Batteries," he grinned, "are my first things I stow!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every ring present!
From Gardner! And Rayner! ! Saarek!
Ch'p! Turytt! Perdoo! And Gpaak!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then Larfleeze, very nimbly,
Stuffed all HIS bags, one by one, up the chimney!

dear god /co/ i fucking love you

Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the GL' feast!
He took the Rann-pudding! He took the Thanagarian-roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quicker than flash.
Why, that Orange even took their last can of Kryptonian-hash!
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned Larfleeze, "I will stuff up MY CENTRAL BATTERY!!"
And the Fleeze grabbed the Power Source, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Black Lantern!
Little Katma Tui, who died in Action Comics Weekly #601-602!
The Fleeze had been caught by this little Zombie covert
Who'd rose from the dead to steal the heart of John Stewart.
She stared at Larfleeze and said, "Santy Claus, why,
"Why is greed all I see? WHY?"

And Then he stole her too!

Archive NOW

>>12703340
Let the man finish you dunce!
Once the poem is completed, then archive at once!

This story would be complete if a drawfag were here.
What are the chances that one would appear?

This is brilliant.

>>12703377
i really must quote and state "well said anon"
clearly he cant see the threads an epic one
but all in all it could be far worse
lest let this thread poet continue in verse.

>>12703449
Think before you call it brilliant!
Here, we rhyme, sir, or are silent.

>>12703404
I'm here but alas I'm tired and spent
I work in the morning so I can pay rent

But, you know, that old 'Fleeze was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little corpse," the fake Fleezy Claus lied,
"This willpower core won't light on one side.
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, on Maltus.
"I'll bring it back there. Then I'll be glad for you to kill us!"
And his fib fooled the corpse. Then he patted her head
And he led her to Stewart's and he sent her to his bed.
And when Katma Tui , went to a bed for her sup'.
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the battery up!
Then the last thing he took
Was the Kilowog's green ringlet.
Then he went up the chimney himself, the old piglet.
On their hands he left nothing but empty fingers, and
green singlet.

And the one speck of food
That he left in the fort
Was a crumb that was even too small for G'nort.

well you stole MY idea for a christmas thread for this year, but you're doing it oh so much better than I...

>This thread

>>12703518
Well my dear artist, you are needed once again
Think of this thread next time you pick up a pen.

>>12703616
Scribe of this thread writing poems so true,
E-mail me so I can keep in contact with you.

Together we'll prepare a present so dear,
For our beloved /co/ at the end of the year.

I would post a story, but it is far too late.
I think I will go and masturbate.

>>12703518
sadly time waits for none im afraid,
my slumber you see is long been delayed
i hope is to archive a thread such as this
infact not a hope, lets call it a wish
so to namefage, to anons and poets alike
i say to you all adéu and goodnight

>>12703764

Then
He did the same thing
To the other Lantern homes
Taking all
That he saw
For he knew it was time to call in his loans!
It was quarter past dawn...
All the GLs, still a-bed
All the GLs, still a-snooze
When he packed up his sled,
Packed it up like a wiz! The Rings! The Batteries!
All his! All the Lanterns! The Green! All for Larfleeze!
Three thousand feet up! One side of outer space,
He floated there ready to absorb at his pace!
"Pooh-pooh to the Lanterns!" he was Fleeze-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that Christmas is mine!
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"Then all the GLs down on Mogo will all cry OA, WHAT WILL WE DOOO?!"
"That's a noise," grinned Larfleeze,
"That I simply must have!"

Is this a thread where every post
Must end in rhymes or thereby go?
How drole! How quaint! How truly delightful!
But the lyrics of my comrades are truly frightful!

So he paused. And Larfleeze put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising down on Mogo.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't sad!
Why, this sound was their oath!
It couldn't be so!
But the planet WAS glowing! VERY!
He stared down at Mogo!
The Fleeze popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every GL down on Mogo, the tall and the small,
Was slinging! Without any rings at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!

I fear the reproach that this question will bring
But why do we use the word sling 'stead of sing?

I COMBO BROKE THIS THREAD

Somehow or other, a blast came the same!
And Larfleeze, with his orange-ring ice-cold in the void,
was hit puzzling and puzzling: "I took all MY rings, how could this I avoid?!
It came from their will! It came without green!
"It came without batteries, or rings I'd not seen!"
And he was hit by the power, `till his jaw tusks were sore.
Then the Fleeze thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from this core.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means I have to steal a bit more!"
And what happened then...?
Well...on Mogo they say
That much of Larfleeze's stolen stash
Fell back from orbit that day!
And the minute the rings returned to to the Corps,
He escaped with some swag, though he wanted much more!
And losing all the gear he kept the food for the feast!
And he...
...HE HIMSELF...!
The Fleeze ate the roast beast!

THE END.

>>12704089
"Ring slingers" they are often called by name
Green Lanterns or Space cops, it is all the same

>>12704106

Not if I finish, you big fat head!

>>12704089
GL nickname is a "Ring Slinger"

>>12704110

>>12704110
Bravo! This thread gains LTG's seal of approval.

The story could use some editing, 'tis true.

Even so, dare I say it, /co/ I love you.

>>"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means I have to steal a bit more!"

Larfleeze, OH YOU!

Did the "Devil Went Down to Gotham" for Halloween and now Grinched Larfleeze

Sorta skipped Thanksgiving.

*shrug*

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>>12702562
Larfleeze, you rhymed.

>Thanks for your request.
>It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
>This thread has been requested 6 times now.

>>12703662 my hope is to archive a thread such as this
sit with your loved ones a cold eve this Christmas!
just one more request and it will be done,
so you and yours can relive all the fun!

>>12704452
I spent so long making my post rhyme that it became unnecessary. oh well.
whoever's collecting and editing, please post in this thread or make a new one when it's done!

>>12704451
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This thread has been requested 7 times now.

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>>12704329
Thanksgiving doesn't any pop culture fixtures to parody, aside from disgruntled Natives and vegetarians. It just doesn't have the same place in the public consciousness, y'know?

>>12704514 Thanksgiving doesn't any pop culture fixtures to parody
Macy's parade? there have been plenty of cartoon characters in it, and cartoons where the plot involves it. something makes me think there was a Real Ghostbusters where the balloons terrorized the city

>>12704591
This was in a movie, no?

>>12704329
Link to Devil went down to gotham!better be archived for review!

>>12704684
Not archived, that I know. Repost for Happy Novemberween!

The devil went down to Gotham, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across the Batman beatin' on a mugger and kickin' his butt.
And the devil jumped upon a fire escape and said: "Bats let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a vigilante too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you beat a criminal good, Bats, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a full Arkham hold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The Bat said: "My name's Batman and it might be a fight, "But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos they call me the Dark Knight."

Batman call your Robin up and beat the Riddler hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Gotham and the Joker deals the cards.
And if you win you get to see the asylum full and whole.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul!

The devil opened up his pouch and he said: "I'll start your fall."
A grapnel flew from his fingertips as he rappelled up the wall.
And he pulled a crook across the street and gave him a permanent limp.
Then a band of demons swung in with two pushers and a pimp.
When the devil finished, Batman said: "Well you're pretty good ol' scratch.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you who I catch."

>>12704725

Ivy in the greenhouse, fun boys, fun.
Two-Face in the big house house, coin flipin' done.
Quinn in the loony bin, pinin' for her Joe.
"Gordon, does your signal light?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
Arkham Asylum was to the brim, then he sank into ground 'neath Batman's feet.
Batman said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I've caught them all once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

And he caught firefly that next week, run boys, run.
Enigma in the house with a crossword pun.
Penguin in the loony bin pickin' on Scarecrow.
"Killer, does your Croc bite?"
"No, child, no."

>>12704735
>>12704725
Not bad.

About a month early, but who the fuck cares?!

>>12704725
>>12704735
Oh, oh, can I join, can I join, pleeeease?
I love that song, it fills me with glee!
But I'm afraid guilty I must plead
of this particular cover being more Marvel than DC.

Thank you for MY Christmas card this year.
If I could rhyme, that part would go here.

One last, final bump before my slumber
So glad this thread was not a blunder

this needs to be archived!

Alright. Having saved all of that (Thanks, A) I shall edit it a bit to fit the original poem's rhythm a little more, and when that's done I'll make sure to post!

>>12705581
Have fun with it.

>>12705581
E-mail me when you finish. Maybe I'll draw up some accompanying images.

Proving again that /co/ is the best fucking board.

Holy shit.

>>12705581
When you get that shit done, I'd like to record it in spoken word. I do a pretty mean Boris Karloff =).

You're a greedy one, Mr. Fleeze.
You really want it all.
You're as cuddly as a warthog,
You're need is all you feel
Mr. Fleeze

You're a lonely lantern
With a seedy orange glow

You're a mugger, Mr. Fleeze
Your power is what you stole
Your brain is full of, tapeworms
You've got cravings in your soul
Mr. Fleeze

I wouldn't punch you, with a
green-construct-willpower boxing glove

You're a venal one, Mr. Fleeze
You have tusks and a swinish smile
You have all the loving nature
Of a Red Lantern's bloody burning bile
Mr. Fleeze


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the Red Lantern's bloody burning bile

You're a felon, Mr. Fleeze
You're a snatchy, grabby, hog
Your heart is full of wanted things
Your soul a quicksand bog
Mr. Fleeze

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "MINE. MINE. MINE."

You're ravenous, Mr. Fleeze
You're the king of yearning yutz
Your heart's a dead green lantern
With a glowing orange hue
Mr. Fleeze

Your corps is all mindless duplicates overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of disrespected replicates imaginable,
Mingling out of your horrid citrus shine

You'd absorb me, Mr. Fleeze.
With an absorbing super-sorb.
You're a fruity non-kosher knave
And look like a monkey dated pork.
Mr. Fleeze

You're a thieving, sneaky and cowardice
sandwich
With Avarice sauce.

Night /co/, thanks for the fun.

GREATEST CHRISTMAS EVURR!!!!

Archived for future reference. I love you /co/.

Damn it, I need my sleep. This is all I shall provide 'tonight.' There is more, of course.