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>>150054729
Fuck no, not another Geji!

fuckin bugs
foun one coming outta of the sink once

FLOOR IS GEJI.
GOGOG

>>150055233
u bastard, i had to lift my feet there

GEJI VS ????

STATE AN OPPONENT FAGGOTS

I saw one of those eat my spiders once, killed the bastard after he was finished though.

>>150055531
fckn sick
japanesebugfights
google it

<----- Pic related

its my reaction

>>150055746
WTF
is that shit even legal??

>>150056208
Japan

FUCK!
NOT ANOTHER ONE!
BOOT KILLS GEJI!
THREAD OVER!

We call em silverfish where I live. Creepiest fucks.

Holy shit, I've seen one of those eat someones foot.

>>150056617
you mean geji eats boot then proceeds to eat your foot?

>>150054729
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT BUG FUCK

Oh hello

Your geji is no match for Dragon!

>>150057145
AHA! A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

Those little fucks are fast as shit, too. I've seen one demolish a moth. Demolish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata

not me.

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
GEJI!
I CHOOSE YOU!

I've seen those in my bathroom, I pick them up in my hand. This thread is full of pussies.

This thread is now about japanese bugs vs australian bugs.

>>150057099
That guy has balls of steel.

dude one of those fuckers was crawling on my bed last night. scared the piss outta me....

Get that shit off my screen AHHHHH....Nothing scares me more i see em downstairs alot BIG too.

>>150057470
What?!

There was one fucking floating in my dishwater the other day.

I HOPE YOU ARE READY DRAGON!

>>150057938
There was one fucking in my dishwater the other day.

>>150054953

dude.....

once...i was washing my hands.....and...a fucking centipede 6 inches long popped outta that motherfucker

wf

The fuck are those things anyways?

i had one last week and nearly killed myself getting the vacuum cleaner plugged in to get it. the things are so fucking FAST. how does it move all those creepy legs so fast?

They eat roaches. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

britfag here What the fuck is that thing?

>>150058041
GIS moar newfag

Harmless bugs that are actually quite helpful... but jesus christ they are fucking creepy.

>>150058041
HELL YEH WERE READY!
ITS ON!
DRAGON! QUICK! USE FIRE BLASY!

I once found one in my laundry. I was pissed.

Please tell me that shit is shopped. I'm afraid to google it and find out it's real.

>>150058501
>>150058501
>>150058501
Oh no you dun!
Geji evades the attack!
Now counter with DRAGONS BANE!

>>150058784
The newfags are right
its real

I saw one of those things eat a cave cricket the other day in a friend's basement. They're fucking everywhere thanks to all the rain.

>>150054729
one of these were in my pool today

FUCK YEAH
GIANT ISOPODS

they eat cockroaches!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata

>>150058853
>>150058853
SHIT!
PROFESSOR OAK!
QUIK!
USE BUG SPRAY!!

>>150058320
I suck em into the vacuum cleaner too. Hate wiping up bug guts as much as the bugs. Creepy little bastards.

I see these bastards every night in my room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmVp-NQTyWk

>>150054729

niggers anyone be yellow exist hillary clinton as day?

>>150059281
>>150059281
Your old man is no match for my DRAGON CLAW!

>>150054729

I wasnt before, but I kinda am now...

Fuck you very much OP

Guys, if you suck them up into the vacuum cleaner, they will come back out at night hugely pissed off at you.

these things are harmless and kill harmful bugs, it's a shame theyre so creepy and i always fuck them up

watched my cat hunt one down and he ate the fucker! bravo kitty, earned your keep.

this is a house centipede, they are all over my house. I have a personal war and vendeta aginst this fucks. Want to know how to bring the rain? My personal weapon of choice is the swiffer mop, it is very flexible and fast also, if you vacume once in a while you will prolly find a lot of the fuckers. But the most important skill is to always be observant, i constantly see little baby ones, it means there are hundreds more. Do not fear the centipede my b/rothers but fight with no mercy

>>150059176
i want that shit as a pet i would actually get off my lazy ass and walk that!

We call them eyebrows, as in

"OH SHIT I WAS DOWNSTAIRS AND SAW THE BIGGEST EYEBROW"

>>150058853
Its not very effective...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFHWc5cTB8U&feature=fvw

DRAGON USES FIREBALL

I grew up with these things in my house. I used to call them aliens. They never really freaked me out because they can't really bite you well enough to hurt you. So they just chill and eat other bugs.

kinda the same reason i hate spiders - too many legs. i can live with spiders but not these things. CREEPY as fuck.

>>150054729
Fuck you I'm an anteater!

>>150061094
Geji is stunned!

i hate seeing those fuckers on my wall. also, they like to hang out in the bathtub

Are these things from Half-Life or something? They look like some shit from another dimension.

>>150061630
Dragon uses roar!

just imagine this shit...
all those legs...
slowly creeping up underneath your fingernails..
no, don't shart shaking your hands or moving your fingers around..
that'll only piss it off more.
yes, and when you finally do find the chance to split it open between your nails, you will hear the sounds of its brothers...
all of its brothers...
geji is in your carpet..
it watches.. it waits.. it will..

>>150061630
COME ON GEJI KICK THAT DRAGON'S ASS

>>150061878
>>150061878
>>150061878
>>150061878
GEJI IS UNEFFECTED!

Fuck...i hate those.

ASH USES LEAF STONE!
WHAT?
GEJI IS EVOLVING!!
GEJI EVOLVES TO...
GIANT ISOPOD!

Holy shit is that the same bug in this video? The 2 foot long one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj3BBArd4so

FUCK THOSE FUCKING NIGLETS.

>>150062356
OH SHI-

THOSE THINGS FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT

>>150062356
I believe this is classified as a "WIN"?

>>150062487
I'll let that slide, just because of the cute kitties.

>>150062785
MOAR OF HER!!!

FUCKING SHIT POST MOAR JAPANESE BUG FIGHTS

and just imagine...
laying awake at night..
knowing that..
lurking amongst the dust atop of the ceiling fan..
staring down at you, its expressionless face invisible in the dark..
and the tips of its 20 pairs of legs, wrapped around the fan blade...
just waiting for the moment when your heart is beating fastest to let go, landing next to you, its antennae sweeping over you...
shhh... don't move... there's no need to be afraid..

>>150062785
Scutigera Coleoptrata is confused!

>>150062779
>>150062779
ISOPOD USES HARDEN!
ISOPODS DEFENSE GREW SHARPLY!!

>>150063528
>>150063528
umm, it already evolved
here
>>150062356

>>150063528
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I live in Dallas and have never seen one of these. PLEASE TELL ME THIS BUG DOES NOT LIVE IN THE SOUTH.

>>150063623
DRAGON USES GLARE
ISOPODS DEFENSE FALLS

>>150054729

THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS
THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS
THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS


they dont bite humans... they only eat other bugs, spiders, roaches, bed bugs etc.. and they are fucking fast order to overtake other bugs.

DONT KILL THEM

the only reason you'd see them is because your nasty ass house is infested with some other bugs

gejimon thread is epic

Scolopendra gigantea, use growth!

>>150063985
>>150063985
>>150063985
>>150063985
>>150063985
ISOPOD IS FKNPISSED!
ISOPOD USES RAGE!

>>150064520
Never get out of the fuckin' boat man! Never get out of the boat.

>>150064520
Its super effective!

zOMG! there's one right under your chair right now! FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

FUCKERS ARE ALWAYS IN MY BASEMENT SCARING ME WHEN IM TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT

>>150064520
>>150065009
Hai guys whats going on here?

>>150058320
but what happens when it crawls out of the vacuum later that night :\

>>150065009
That dragon's getting his ass handed to him.

>>150060772
My brother has a signed poster of that. Its fucking badass.

There are plenty of thousand leggers in PA. The wild thing is after you squish em the legs keep moving.

>>150065324
EFG GET AWAY FROM THERE! THEY FUCK YO ASS UP!

>>150065324
WHAT?
ISOPOD USES RAGE ON EFG!
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
ONE HIT KO!

>>150065324
FUCK OFF EFG

>>150065678
>>150065686
>>150065727
HE'S HIT!
MAN DOWN!
MAN DOWN!

i know i shouldn't kill them...... but i have to

ISOPOD IS USING NIGHTSHADE!

>>150065835
Glad thats over...

House Centipedes are harmless to humans. Just move them to your sister's room or something so they might continue to hunt spiders and mosquitoes.

>>150066333
YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS! He had so much failing left to do in life!

>>150066026
DO IT FAGGOT

Saw one of these in my garage once and asked my dad to come look at it because I had no idea what the fuck I was looking at. He poked it and it ran under the refrigerator we keep out there.

>>150057556

Two days later, I see this pic and Wikipedia it. Found out they were harmless and now I really want to find another one.

>>150066783
i know but... i HAVE too..
here goes..

>>150054729
that is the single most hideous bug you will ever find in a house

>>150063857

they fucking came from the south!

>>150067040
Son I am dissapoint

Dear god, I was laughing all the wayy down tis
Epic thread. I just killed one right before.
Can you hold them? I want to give one a skittle for killing ma spiders.

>>150062785

moar of this girl NOOOOOOOOOOOW

THESE THINGS LIVE IN MY BASEMENT WITH MEEEE. =(((

>>150067241
Whoa now, easy there Homer...
let's not let this end in an hero...
Just set the poisen down, we can talk this out like grown isopods...

>>150066286
>>150066333
HERE COMES THE RAPE TRAIN NIGGERS

>>150067464

What the fuck is it?

>>150068161
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

>>150068161
Why should I trust you Isopod?

SO
MUCH
WIN

their sole purpose in life is to chase us out of the basement occasionally. creepy little fucks.

>>150063430
Gah!

I spotted one crawling up the wall last week as I was falling asleep. Fighting paralyzing terror, I resolved to eliminate the pest by sucking it up with the shopvac. I trembled and shrieked like a girl as I inched close enough to snare it, and had to put duct tape over the end of the hose for fear it might escape.

Fucking hate those things.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>150054729
House centipedes are actually your friend... They eat the bedbugs and other basty stuff in your home.

But they're fucking scary and FAST

Pic I took in 2007. Crazy bug but cool

>>150069482
YOU CAN'T!

ISOPOD USES HYDRO PUMP!

>>150071013
OH SHI- FORGOT PIC OF MYSELF!

HOLY BALLS!
the last time i saw one of those i killed it with fire motherfuckers are FAST

>>150071119
HOMER USES FLY

i HATE THEM. shit bricks

>>150071684
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

ISOPOD USES SCARY FACE

I WOKE UP ONE NIGHT WITH ONE OF THOSE 3 INCHES FROM MY FACE. I ALMOST SHAT MYSELF.

I was asleep once and one of these fuckers was crawling all over me i fucking freaked terrified couldn't sleep in my room for 3 days.

look what i just found under my desk running across my foot. fuck.

>>150072117
If I'm gonna die, it's gonna be the way I want! I'm taking the Michael Jackson way out!

>>150072729
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH

We call them silverfish over here. There's thousands of the fuckers, and the fear generally dies down after killing aforementioned amount.

All ten billion of their legs twitch when they die, so that's always fun to watch.

>>150067332
i disagree, i live in north carolina, and they started showing up at my house about 5-6 months ago.

>>150072823
Homer Simpson has fainted!

>>150057938

lol

anyone archiving this shit? I wanna look on this another day for lulz

holy shit Op i JUST fucking killed one these ugs on running up my wall. fucking nasty thing to.

Holy shit yeah

>>150063430
>>150061944
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
worse than manually breathing


oh, and the game

itz because the creepy ass fuckerz have over 9000 legz. i'd rather see a two-legged goatse in my room.

No.
However, they are quite nasty in numbers.

i would say so

We had thousands of these things infesting the dorms last year, and my roommate kept a tally of how many he killed. Then one night he woke up screaming and shit. Turns out one of those fuckers was crawling around on his fucking ear.

I've decided to never harm one since.

>>150075961
Your dorm has a serious moisture problem that is what causes them to stick around they have a lifespan of 6-over 9000 years. they have no exoskeleton and they are composed of water based skin. they are equivalent to spiders, in that since they prey on everything a spider would in that environment but thousands of them is a serious moisture problem

>>150074952
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?

the first time i ever saw one of those i was having a friday the 13th athon with a (now) ex girlfriend. I was scared shitless. I'm so afraid of bugs. U know those scenes in movies, where one of the people goes crazy and starts cutting bugs out from under their skin that aren't really there with a razor blade? I wonder if that's how I'm gonna go

WHO ELSE IS SCARED SHITLESS OF THIS THING?

>>150077520
aye

>>150076434
FFFFUU-

>>150077520
>>150077520
>>150077520
HAHAHHAhA FUUUUUUU-