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Odysseus and his men see some sheep in a cave.

Thinking that they will be able to provide the men with warmth with their wool and be able to feed them with their meat, they venture into the cave.

Odysseus and his men enter the cave and they soon surround the sheep, so they can gather them and board the ship.

tl;dr

But then, the stomps and growls of a great beast are soon heard...

The men look towards the entrance of the cave, a huge boulder now covers it. Worse still, a terrifying monster is staring all of them down.

the cyclops is massive your oranges are incorrect sir.

>>167251604
Fuck off, this has potential, no wonder there's no OC left on /b/. Proceed OP

god moar, only thing worth half a shit in awhile

>>167251626
SPEAR HIM IN THE EYE WHILE HE SLUMBERS

The great beast looks at the men and asks who they are.

They declare that they are the Greek warriors who conquered Troy.

The beast does not care, he only wants a snack, and to save the rest for later.

Posting in potentially epic thread.

The cyclops rushes up to one of the brave Greeks. Paralyzed with fear and unable to move, the Greek is helpless.

inb4Nobody

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The Greek drops his shield and sword leaving himself defenceless, he is too scared to do anything.

The other Greeks can only stand there and watch the cyclops just breathe over their friend.

Hurry it up, OP! Don't tell me you didn't snap the pictures and write out the story before you started posting.

F5F5F5F5F5

The Cyclops takes a deathly bite out of the Greek.

bump

anyone else noticed the awesome face on one of the oranges?

Hopefully the loot from his corpse will be 'fruitful'. It might leave a 'tang' in your mouth after murdering a sapient creature. 'Orange' therapy for those of you who are mentally affected by this 'passion(fruit)ate' act of bravery.

>>167252941
>>167252941
>>167252941
me did

>>167252902
Too graphic for my tastes.

After his feed, The cyclops goes to sleep for the night.

The other Greeks lie awake, in fear of who might be taken tomorrow...

LEAVE THAT GREEK ALONE!

>>167252941

Yeah, dude just hangs around in the background. I hope he lives.

Soon the cyclops wakes up and moves the boulder so his sheep can graze in the fields, closing the entrance behind him.

OP this is brilliant!

A good thread? In MY /b/!?

Hey can I be orange too?

The Greeks gather round, knowing they can't budge the rock themselves, they need to trick the cyclops into opening it.

They must also show the cyclops they won't be eaten, not without a fight.

i love this thread OP !

>>167253113

THIS IS ALL HIGHLY RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

The Cyclops comes back to the cave and closes the entrance once again...

...and he is hungry...

...but he does not know, that under the cover of all the dirt in the cave, Odysseus created a plan.

posting in an epic thread. <3 op

Someone save this set and repost, I g2g

an archive is fine too

OP this is great. Keep this epic thread going.

epic thread...

The Cyclops looks around to decide which Greek will be eaten next. The Greeks tremble in fear.

epic, thread is epic

Foul kitchen is foul

>>167254334

looks to be a basement or garage

Another Greek eaten, a sad day for the Greeks...

...but not for long...

inb4 olive pole in the eye

and then Odysseus' mom got scared and said your gonna live with your auntie in Bel-Air.

>>167254334
i think its a basement or something

Oh gawd, i came.

In a fit of rage one of the Greeks yells at the cyclops, but the cyclops being satisfied, cannot focus on what he says.

Odysseus pulls him off, saying, "Soon enough".

Oh my god, finally something good on /b/! Thank god school is back in session and all the underage b& are gone :D

>>167254661

Odysseus decides now is time to strike!

His bravest man raises a burning, sharpened stick into the air...

ARCHIVAN RIGHT NAO!

this is sick op

The strongest of the Greeks takes aim at the cyclops...

posting in an epic thread

POSTING IN AN EPIC POEM

He thrusts the burning hot makeshift spear into the eye of the Cyclops, blinding him instantly!

My god, feels good man

Been requested four times now. =3

F5F5F5

>>167255332
GO MASTER ORANGE GO!

>>167255461
i see wut u did thar

Blinded and enraged, the Cyclops waits at the entrance of the cave, ready to smash anything that trys to get past it.

POST = EPIC WIN

I'd just like to give a big shout out to all my homies, and;

I'm in an archive, hey mom!

Posting in an epic epic.

>>167250697
+10 internets to you sir.

toasting in epic bread

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 6 times now.

yay homer is back!

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested over 9000 times now.

>>167255689
>trys
This is the only thing wrong with this entire thread. OP=Epic

qvke

roasting in epic psomi

Fuck you guys, this is awesome

poasting in epic thrad and representing 31chan

noa archive this shit!

i love the awesome ithican in the back

They all slowly hide underneath the sheep, and move them out of the cave...

The cyclops runs his hands over the sheep's back to see if the Greeks are there.

oranges are pretty cool guys, hey blind cycleps and dont fraid og anythinh

It's a God-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a sadd'ning bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on

Sailors
Fighting in the dance hall
Oh, man
Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh, man
Wonder if he'll ever know
Who's in the best-selling show
Is there life on Mars?

It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a sadd'ning bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Sailors
Fighting in the dance hall
Oh, man
Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh, man
Wonder if he'll ever know
Who's in the best-selling show
Is there life on Mars?

km

In some ways I wish I had the drive to do something like this, in other ways not.

how do we put in more archive requests @.@

One AWESOME but cocky soldier gets up close to the cyclops and tests his luck...

>>167256466
NOOOOOOO AWESOMEORANGE!!! He was the most innocent of them all!

>>167250697
Cool story bro pea​nut butter butt​sex

>>167256297
fuck off

>>167256466
NOOOOOOO AWESOME FACE!!!!! you had so much to live for.....

epic thread, archive, etc etc

Posting in a epic thread

For OP.

Thread is epic and original.

simon woolley

the gods will favor you, op

I love this so much.

The spear is thrown into his eye while he's sleeping, dumb cunt.

Luckily, the cyclops doesn't notice.

Finally all the Greeks have passed unharmed, they all run to the boat as fast as their legs could carry them.

you have my full undivided attention

posting in epic epic

>>167256982
Whew. Had me worried.

The Greeks get on their boat ready to sail away, but Odysseus is not done yet...

He yells and shouts taunts at the cyclops...

>>167256887

Get the fuck right out of here. Until I see some shit like this from you, you have no place to criticize awesome OP.

in an epic bread.

Awesome job, OP

poasting in epic bread

An old tale, made new!

it was worth staying up that extra 3 hours past 2am, sweet.

>>167256887

At least OP has done something that amuses Anon, and is OC. Seeing as tits have already been delivered in this thread, GTFO.

>>167257175

AWESOME history!

The cyclops hears the taunts and throws the huge boulder in the direction of were he heard it from, right at the boat!

Awesomus Orangus closes his eyes...

>>167256982
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i fucking love wily odysseus, what will he do next?

also, toasting in epic bread

>>167256887
The Greeks also AREN'T FUCKING ORANGES

>>167256887
Wow, thanks English major.
Way to be so literal and go along with the spirit of this thread. We are all very impressed with your knowledge of the source material. After you finish your degree you can explain obscure literary references to people as you bring them their food.

Archived nigga. FU AROCK

>http://4chanarchive.org/
>request interface
>167250697
>????
>profit

Posting in epic thread.....

>>167257366
o.o

>>167257366
FUCK NO, first he nearly gets eaten, now this? I hope to Christ he doesn't die, he was too young

>>167256887
And there was an awesomeface argonaut orange as well?
tl;dr, gtfo

>>167257366
oh god, the suspense!

toasting in epic bread

Fruits with eyes make me happy

>>167257529
hahaha

nice work

GODDAMNIT OP I NEED RESOLVE

RESOLVE

I wish I had imageready to make a nice gif with text from this.

toasting in epic bread

very nice job op, fucking epic thread

MOAR

boasting in epic thread.

posting in epic thread

>>167257366
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cool story bro

i lol at this because I know the story. I'm in the school's production of The Odyssey.

moar is needed

I WANT YOUR BABIES OP

>>167257366

HURRYTHE FUCKUPUSAUPAFSVVSAPFPJBFJASDJDBA

MOAR

Is OP not delivering? I detect trolls at play... If not, awesome work anyway OP

WWW D0T SE7ENSINS D0T COM

FOR TEH ARCHIVES!!!!!!!1111!!!!!1111!!!111!

HOMER IS A FAGGOT AND SO IS FORRREST
OH AND CARSON :)

>>167257529
lovely response to a Myth-Nazi motherfucker <3

come on its like 3am i need to be up at over 9000

RESOLVE

>>167257366
the suspense is killing me

Toasting in epic bread

>>167258094

Goddammit, son, everyone knows the story.

Cumdumpster who posted tits asks for more.

bump bump bump

OP, you are the best thing to happen to /b/ in months. Years, even.

itt: bitches dont know that the story already ended

POST = EPIC WIN

posting in an epic poem

>>167257864
>>167257864

did someone save this with every images to do a jpg ?

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!!!

>>167257934
Fuck it /b/ I'm doing this

>>167258647
No. Odysseus still has yet to shout his name and have Poseidon curse him.

The boulder splashes right next to the boat, almost overturning the craft, but fortunately they manage to get away.

The Greeks row and they row, and this time Odysseus waits till he is farther out to taunt the great beast.

Having narrowly escaped with just himself, Angrus, Beardus and Awesomus remaining, Odysseus and his crew reflect on another great adventure, and he has a feeling that he has more yet to come, after all, this is the Greatest Story Ever Told.

THE END

souse http://rapidshare.com/files/292598630/fullfoot.rar

YESH! YESH! THIS IS DELICIOUS!

old copypasta is old

Oh wait, it ended.

Cyclops ate the poor oranges. Including...our beloved...Awesomus.

Is the story over? WTF?? You can't stop there! I loved you OP, don't go breaking me heart!

>>167258647

sit down, shut up

>>167258890
Get.
The.
Fuck.
Out.

>>167258839
Best story ever OP. 5/5

>>167258890

Don't think so, Tim.

OP just earned himself a voucher for 1000000 internets and he also won the game
.. congratulations

toasting in epic bread

>>167258839
FUCK YEAH AWESOMUS ORANGUS LIVES ON!!!

>>167258839
*Standing ovation*

>>167258839
>>167258839
>>167258839
>>167258839
FUCKING BRILLIANT

STANDING FUCKING OVATION

All is right in the world

OP delivered! Have an internet! Infact, have as many as you want!!!!!!!

>>167258839
You had a good run.

ITT: OP is awesome.

i wanna see the ending ! come onnn

=]

>>167258839
but there's 4 there >.>

epic OP is epic

>>167258839

BRAVO

>>167259243
>>167259205

Hivemind applauds you.

I love you OP ;)

OP I certainly hope that I will be seeing more ancient stories re-enacted by oranges in the future. I will be looking forward to it eagerly.

Someone screencapped this for great justice I hope?

brilliant OP!
Consider it saved!

>>167258839
Epic Win OP

Now we need a tale starring Awesomus as the main character

You better be posting another one this time time tomorrow OP.

I'l be checking ;_;

>>167258960
Scratch that. Thank you OP, you have made this /b/tard's day. In return, JB.

Lovely job OP.

>>167258839
What about the Sirens?

mike youre a giant raging homesexual, fuck you in the ass bitchface, fucking rs faggot

resolve here

posting in an epic thread

the epicness. i cant bear it.
OP, fucking great.

Great stuff OP, here have some internet.

toasting in epic bread

Encule toi toi-même

>>167259403
>Having narrowly escaped with just himself, Angrus, Beardus and Awesomus remaining
> himself, Angrus, Beardus and Awesomus
wat

For once. OP is winnar.

Thanks OP, I love you.

>>167258776
I did and captioning all of them, but ps is slow

At last some OC on /b/, and it was good for a change.

i'll just leave this here

Fuck, I'm in the middle of translating the Aeneid for Latin class

I dont understand it worth shit

OP, REQUESTING BOOK I OF THE AENEID WITH YOUR BRAVE MEN OF FRUIT

or Book II, since Book I is rather lacking in action.
But Book I is preferred, good sir.

good god someone cap/archive this.

Oh, Polyphemus, you so crazy.

MOAST AEPHIC THRAED AEVARRRRH

>>167258445
Think you read that post wrong. Think that dude was ragging on whoever bitched about spearing the cyclops supposed to be done while he's sleeping

>>167259883
OP deserves full tits, vagoo, sharpie in pooper or all of the above and you know it >:(

Kitteh hugs for OP!

>>167259403
>>167259403
himself, Angrus, Beardus and Awesomus
himself is a person too

OH YEEEAAAAAAAHHH

toasting in epic bread.

AM SATISFIED

OP, you win all my internets

This is absolutely awesome.

OP, I ruff you too.

FUCK YEAH

..Anon was here..

>>167259883

The Great Beast "Womanhale" is here! Hurry brave men! Man the harpoons! Kill the beast that torments the oceans!

>>167257474

HAHAHAHA

Good lord, OP, you fucking win at everything forever.

k00L!

>>167259938
so i'm waiting here for the archive : p

Potential

Best thread on /b/ in 2009.

AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NAO

OP here

Dunno if I'll ever do anything like this again, but I would encourage everyone and anyone to try it. It doesn't actually take that much work, took me and a few buddies maybe a day to get supplies, a half hour to make everything, and like half an hour again of posing and taking pics.

So have a go at it /b/, god knows OC is slim around here, and all the love from your fellow /b/tards makes it worthwhile, believe me.

posting in epic thread

holy shit i can't believe i missed this. OP truly deserves to be king of /b/.

>>167259403
They got rid of him he was a spy.

>>167253398
dont all odysseus' men die?

ARCHAIIIVEEEE

ITT:

FAGGOTS WHO DON'T KNOW THAT THIS WAS POSTED ON NEWGROUNDS FIRST :P

(Not all caps)

>>167260889

OP just proved that OPs aren't always faggots. Respect to you /b/ro.

Son...I am pleased

>>167260889
it wouldn't really be OC OC if people just copied this idea though

>>167261093

Not in this part no, they escape the Cyclops in the real thing the same way

>>167256887
Actually it's put in his eye after they get the Cyclops drunk, arrogant fag.

>>167261140
ITT: a nigger who can provide a pic and needs to gtfo

I LOVE PENIS

>>167261140
cereal?

>>167261378
Nice tits

OC IN MY /b/?
ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP THIS SHIT!

Booyah!

This thread is awsum. Someone screencap it.

>>167261140
>>167261140
from syria?

inb4 bel-air

Meme Candidate 1: SPEAR HIM IN THE EYE WHILE HE SLUMBERS

Meme Candidate 2: This story will be represented through oranges

Any takers?

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>>167261434

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1065506

Sorry... what? :P

>>167261901
too late
lurk moar

thanks OP

posting in EPIC thread...EPIC!

Son, i am dissapoint.

Should have included the whole 'Nobody' shit and getting Cyclops drunk

over 9000/10

>>167261378
I can see you have got a pair of nice oranges yourself
can't see the cyclops though

>>167261919
Love both ideas.

>>167262011
>>167262011
>>167262011
this confuses and angers me

>>167262011
great, now you ruined it :(

thread has 10 archive requests. go to 4chanarchive.org
and request that thread 167250697 be archived.

Bad news, friends.

This shit is at least four years old. OP actually didn't do anything but Ctrl C, Ctrl V.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1065506

>>167261919
>>167261919
This story will be represented through oranges

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>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:08:3 No.167262855 COPYPASTA :P Here's proof OP is infact a FAGGOT. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1065506 http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1065506 http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1065506 (the topic op copied from) Where are my internets?

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Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:08:3 No.167262875      File :1255471717544.jpg-(12 KB, 350x263, war face.jpg) >>167262011 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo ooooooooooooooooo.......................... OP IS A FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... TROLL HARD TROLL HARD 2: TROLL HARDER TROLL HARD 3: TROLL HARD WITH A FAGGOT TROLL HARD 4: LIVE /b/ OR TROLL HARD NOW THIS?! THE FUCK OP?!

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:08:5 No.167262921 hopefully not to post in epic spread

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:09:2 No.167263015      File :1255471760523.jpg-(151 KB, 550x422, 4chan6.jpg) awesome idea

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:09:2 No.167263025 >>167262753 its a few months old, faggot, but that doesnt make it better :(

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:09:2 No.167263050 >>167262753 My bad, I was looking at the join date of the OP in that thread. It's from earlier this year, but OP here still doesn't deserve the praise he got.

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:10:1 No.167263217 HEY GUYS, I JUST FIGURED OUT THIS NEW CHARACTER: I CALL HIM PICO EH KILLS UBERKIDS AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING HE ALSO HAS A NIGGA AND A CHINK FOR FRIENDS

>>	XxXEmofagXxX !!rVVblTkro 10/13/09(Tue)18:10:1 No.167263248      File :1255471817235.jpg-(41 KB, 488x500, 2068822798_e2caaa5f0c.jpg) I believed in you OP, I set my hopes apon you. I supported you! And you have done this! Their is no hope, no hope.

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:10:2 No.167263250 >>167261919 Not everything that's epic has to be a meme Lrn2OC

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:10:2 No.167263270 167262011 Here You're all welcome.

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Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:10:4 No.167263331      File :1255471842418.jpg-(63 KB, 445x329, OP.jpg) >>167262771 What do you burn besides witches? Wood. And how do we figure out if OP's made of wood? ! Does wood sink in water? No! It floats. What else floats on water? Ducks. Therefore, If OP weighs as much as a Duck, He's a faggot.

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:10:4 No.167263340 >>167258725 Moar of this?

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Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:10:5 No.167263365 >>167262011 Dude, that's my NG profile. I still had the pics on my HD, and reading over when I first posted it there was a lot of typos and some parts made no sense, so I decided to post it up on /b/, which I'm a bit of a newfag on as I only began lurking recently. Stop being a dickhead trying to spoil this when everyone's enjoying this shit so much.

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:11:0 No.167263402      File :1255471861250.jpg-(11 KB, 219x207, cereal dyingface.jpg) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT CANT BE! HE WAS A LIAR?! BURN OP LIKE A WITCH! LIKE A WIIITTTCCHHH!!!

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:11:2 No.167263459 >>167261919 2

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:11:5 No.167263570 >>167263365 Post it in the thread and you will be forgiven.

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:11:5 No.167263586      File :1255471914212.jpg-(51 KB, 460x300, 1255447222575.jpg) EXCELLENT!

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:12:1 No.167263673      File :1255471939436.jpg-(295 KB, 1144x1325, 1255467650421.jpg) >>167263340

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:12:3 No.167263721      File :1255471954439.jpg-(33 KB, 1001x464, aoqeUv.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:12:3 No.167263732      File :1255471957738.jpg-(72 KB, 300x513, spengbob_skurponce_by_spengbob.jpg) Gee, it sure is dinner around here.

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:13:4 No.167263978      File :1255472023635.jpg-(36 KB, 599x398, ngbbs4a2301bd553a2.jpg) Hai guys!

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:13:5 No.167264006 >>167263570 Poozy banned me for posting in a spam thread, so no can do

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:14:3 No.167264183 So much win!

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:14:4 No.167264195 >>167263365 >>167263365 >>167263365 >>167263365 >>167263365 >>167263365 >>167262011 here pm me if your not lieing... KoLdBLooD is my user :P

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:15:1 No.167264324 >>167264006 Then you are not forgiven

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:16:0 No.167264493 >>167263365 Op, is that you? a shining beacon of light in what seemed to be a sea of despair that flooded this thread? its still not true OC but credit to OP if he did make this

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XxXEmofagXxX !!rVVblTkro 10/13/09(Tue)18:16:0 No.167264521      File :1255472167935.png-(153 KB, 476x358, 12484834628.png) >>167263978 WEMO FAGGOT WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAGGOT BURN HIM BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:16:2 No.167264590      File :1255472185817.jpg-(3 KB, 126x126, 1250786041348s.jpg) >>167262011

>>	Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:16:3 No.167264601 Requesting picture #20

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