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fuck you whore. its over. go get tested.

also, your mom/sister is a better bang. also, bitchin tagteam.

love anon.

Just be like:

TITS AND THEN GTFO WHORE

I just don't see us working

Firstly, you just don't listen
Under different circumstances it might of worked
Course, you just don't listen
Kinda like your mother
Indeed, I thought about fucking your mother
Now, don't take it the wrong way
Good looks go a long way

Here's to never working out
And to not being together anymore
The good and the bad
Everything with you sucked balls

You're truly a new level of cunt
Of course, that's why I wanted to bang your mom
Useless piece of shit you are

Doesn't make perfect sense, but it'd probably send the message

ALL I'VE EVER WANTED IS TO BE FUCKED FROM BEHIND.

COCK IS MY DESTINY.

GOODBYE FAIR MAIDEN.

1. go to itsover9000(.)net
2. click a link
3. ???????
4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD AND FINDING OUT WHAT BEING AN OLDFAG IS ALL ABOUT?!
(take out parentheses)

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>>170890800

GLORIOUS WIN

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FUCKING WINRAR

>>170890556
this, without "love anon"

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Good luck douche bag

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>>170890800

I could not have said it better myself! Well done sir!

>>170890800

Haha, oh wow.

>>170890800
Epic get is epic.

>>170890800
Epic win!!!

PROVE IT OP

>>170890800
OP here. My god Anon. Good show.
Oh. and Sent.

>>170890800
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCKING GODDAMN WIN OOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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THIS

>>170890800
You must do it.

post response plz

>>170891095

Pics or it didn't happen.

>>170890050
OP must nao post pic of text w/ time stamp

>>170891240
Will do. Waiting for one now. XD

>>170891095
Jolly Good Show OP

Toasting in an epic bread

capped for epic get

Sorry my love,
we have to break up... I've let you down too many times. I'm really sorry. You'll get over me fast, it was all my fault, I'm sorry.
I hope I didn't do too much damage to you, you're so fragile and beautiful. Find true happiness!

>>170890800

Thank you anon, your epic win has just made my slightly shit day a slightly above average day. For now.
Also, OP, I'd love to see the response you get.

>>170891095
WE DEMMAND PROOF!

boasting in an epic tread

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>>170890800

I will tell my children about this.

roses are read
violets are blue
I gave you aids
and soon you will die

>>170890800
EPIC

>>170890800
LOL!

>>170891761

HAHAH win

Archive this thread!

>>170892091
I can't read shit

>>170892091

post her answer

>>170892240
Trying again so you can read.
Camera = fail.
Keep this alive for me.

>>170892091

Make a pic, so we can actually see the text, eh?

OP'S A FAGGOT WITH NO PROOF

>>170892091
Can't read it :[

>>170892091
very nice win

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>>170892091

learn to take pictures, fag.

>>170892240
Agreed... I am forced to trust u OP

this thread is full of win

>>170892091
CAN'T REEEEEAD

Rawr! newfag bumpage

>>170892091
We can't read, make the text clearer.

You can make out the words if you know what is written.

>>170892585
This better?

To tell you the truth I originally started dating you because your dad felt sorry for you and he paid me to be with you.

$10 If i went out with you
$20 If I kissed you
$30 For every time I slept with you without throwing up

Well I finally have enough money to do what I've always wonted to do, have a sex change.

>>170892384
Will do kind gent.
BUMPING FOR GREAT JUSTICE

>>170892585

WIN!

compare text to pic and find out this is real

>>170892585
OP, you forgot to block out your number.

>>170892585
Ok ok this /b/ro believes u now

Responce yet?

Bitches love this kind of shit, yo

>>170892585

you haven't even hit send...fucker

>>170892585
EGG-CELENT

>>170892585
Can read text, can't read number. GJ.

Reply yet? :D

>>170892585

483-884-7704

OR 463-864-7704

Clever personal army is clever...

>>170890050
Fuck off.

>>170892853

It says sent at the top, faggot.

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>>170892782

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

>>170892853

It's in his sent folder.... Can it possibly be any more obvious?

>>170892782

No he is a very smart OP for doing that... so since ur single now OP... ;)

Cumdumpster here, OP will you marry me? :3

WHO CARES IF HE DIDN'T BLOCK OUT NUMBER.

OP DELIVERS, WHICH IS BETTER THEN CAN BE SAID FOR ALL OF YOUR FAGGOTS.

This is one of the most romantic things i have seen from a man to a woman

Awaiting the girl's reply. Let's keep the thread alive.

bump for reply...

I only began dating you to get at your mom. She finally put out. kthnxbai

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>>170893239

wat, isn't that the number the message was sent to?
483-284-7704 would be my guess

>>170893202

Hey back the fuck off I called it 1st Bitch

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>>170893778

nigger tits

that is pretty awesome, sir. do share her reply with your fellow anons

1. go to itsover9000(.)net
2. click a link
3. ???????
4. ZOMG SECRET RAID BOARD AND FINDING OUT WHAT BEING AN OLDFAG IS ALL ABOUT?!
(take out parentheses)

2643118783

Do want reply.

>>170893685
I agree...

Whats is her name OP?

>>170893778

I wouldn't mine sharing ;]

good job OP! bumping for reply!

you are nigger

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hello op i luv u

HURR IM A HOERS

>>170894138
Ooo fun :)

What do u say OP?

Response for Anon's

everyone text her and tell her to reply.

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x:XDXDX:DX:DX:DX:DX:

>>170894378
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

>>170894378
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!

>>170894356
>>170894378

Yes OP, what DO you say? ;D

>>170894378

ROFL!!!

>>170894378

roasting on skeptic head

Response should be:

Why yes, I am. It's quite wonderful.

00 get again!

Archive this shit!

>>170894378
I love you <3

>>170894666
OH SHI-

we need a new get for response

>>170894562
>>170894541
Cancerous newfags, lurk moar.

Next doubles tells me what to reply!

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>>170892853
First, you're fucking retarded. it says SENT across the top in capital letters. Learn to fucking read before running your baboon mouth negroid.

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>>170893685
The CB: means call back number. That is the senders number.

Welll. So far no one has named my phone number. One person was off by one number though.

Haha.

Tennesse.
Verizon.
If you can get the number right I'll respond to your texts. ^^

>>170894666
nice get, /b/ro

>>170894378

Say Yes OP!!!
Tell her youv always been Gay... that every time u came u where thinking of men!

I could not speak the words because i cant pull together and say them how i want. So i am typing them out to you.

I have been unhappy with our relationship for quite some time now. I have been telling myself that change will come, it will get better. This has not been the case. You are NOT the soul reason why i think this relationship is not working. Since i have been unhappy, i have been making you unhappy as well and it has just been a snowball effect to where we stand now. I do NOT hate you by any means and i plan to have you involved in my life some way or another for a long time. I just think that we are not compatible for a loving relationship anymore. Your needs are never going to be for filled by me, and you deserve much better than that. I feel like i am holding you back in life and you cant move forward as long as i am around. I really do need time at this point in my life to be alone and contemplate how i want to live it. I have no ambitions in life and you want a structure. I think I need to feel Independence in my life to appreciate a life with somebody else.


And yes, i am crying as i write this message. I do not cry..

Yes I'm gay. AND I LOVE NIGGERS.

OH GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE OF ME.

ONCE YOU GO BLACK... GOD I LOVE MY DAD

>>170894899
YES

>>170894899
epic get again

>>170894899
lmfao win

>>170894799
I would appreciate if you permanently stopped breathing right now. :)

OP delivers :D

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>>170894378
My god this thread is amazing. OP fucking wins.

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>>170894378
Say "YES I AM A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL"

( ( )|||||||||||||||||||||||D

00 Get.

>>170894378
Reply:
Indeed I am and you're the reason for this fortunate turn of events.

tell her
yes you made me

00 get

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FUCK YES WIN

>>170894860

But OP....I need to find you before that other cumdumpster does! ;]

GOD I LOVE NIGGER DICK.

ALMOST AS GOOD AS DAD

>>170894378
*high fives OP* Son, I am not even remotely dissappoint.

Thread is full of goodness it makes me wish I had a gf to break up with... OP is your girl hot?

NIGGERS.

INSIDE OF ME.

>>170894378
Reply:
I'm sorry, I actually kissed [ insert boy you ànd she knows) I don't want you to talk about it. I'm so confused..

i need solid cock provider

>>170895312
I wished I did it this way!

>>170895491

I like this idea, do it

00 get?

>>170895222
Lol it doesnt matter cuz I just got an pic Win!

>>170894899

I'M SHAGGING YOUR SISTER/MOTHER/BROTHER

the bad news is that i have AIDS. The good news is that we're broken up

did someone get the right number??

bump for other text

if only you were a trap

00 GET

I take nigger cock in the ass now, later.

yeah, come back to me when you get money for a PENIS.
00 get

hey, this is hard to say but well...
I'm kind of seeing someone else now.
His name is james.
We're perfect together
Please don't become an obsessed bitch and flood my phone, I don't want to talk to you anymore.
ps you have gross tits

Sent.

00 GET

"____________, will you marry me?"

>>170895491

im fagget deal with it cumdumpster

>>170896324

Ops is a troll

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>>170896324
423-284-7704

ffs, cant get the right number!

>>170896613
Tis my number.

OP:

Doubles positive reply to Faggot free Winner here... AKA cumdumpster 1

Lets see what u look like...?

>>170896613
if number doesn't exist -> OP is a trol

>>170896324
423 284 7704
else
423 284 7704

>>170890800
winrar

sorry baby, its not you, its /b/

423-284-7704

"shit isnt working out" there you go. u said it urself. perfect right there.

archive this shit:
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit
thread id : 170890050

>>170896759
423 204 7704
my bad

Hi XXXXX

It's not working out between us, so I guess this is an official breakup message. We can talk more about it, but I don't think there's really much to say.

cant send mex! ffs! i'm from Italy, why cant i send mex?

>>170896324

U r so awesome Almighty OP

>>170897072
Lol. If you send a message from AIM then problem solved.

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 4 times now.

p.s. hi mom im on 4chan archive... the game..

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I CAME OCEANS! xD

Dear Baby,
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You

wut?

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Archive this Thread...

and Damn it!!!

moar requests needed... do it faggot

Herd you were a niggerlover. I divorce you.

Faggot Op is faggot, coldn't ven have personal army got right, try next time sisi

inb4 404!

>>170897573
archived already

someone screencap this entire thread plz! Shit is so cash

Thread 170890050 has already been archived.

It is probably still waiting to be reviewed by the mods, which means it can take a few days until it is available in the archive.

>>170897761
If this thread Dies I will make another
To continue posting the convo.

Latest response?

do you have an enV touch?

that's what i have. it's pretty ballin'

Bumping for reply!

>>170898128

I love you. Will you marry me?

>>170898393

Fuck you bitch! shits over!
00GET!

YOU DONT HAVE A FUCKING GF IN THE FIRST PLACE, SENDING IT TO YOUR SISTER DOESNT COUNT

I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee. (then you throw dog poop at her shoes.)

I'm tired of putting up with your slimy fishcunt. GTFO!

>>170896696

txt me back OP?

Mmm

Her response and part of my face for the femnons asking for it.

Bump

Im tired of pretending that fucking you is worth pretending to like you! Seriously, your sloppy in bed and your girlfriends are just into just way more kinky shit, I mean to be honest your pus feels okay, kinda like vanilla ice creams tastes ok, but it ain't no rocky road, if you know what I'm saying. Look, I'm not into all that "we can be friends" stuff, so lets not do that shit. I'm not a total asshole, if you get horny, and I'm not busy, I'll give you a quick toss when you need it. Try doing some Kegel's and watching some porn for pointers. Ok, so, good chat. Smell you later.

"Men just know what other men want to feel, Sorry babe, its just not your lucky day" maybe this'll push it a bit. haha

>>170899014

I wish you had a cock to fuck me with

>>170899014
butthurt

>>170899014

Epic lulz were had

>>170890050
suddenly, DIFFERENT FEELINGS, EVERHWERE.
i am sorry my love, but i accidentally our relationship, i am breaking up with you.
also the game.

>>170899014
this calls for fffffffffffffu pic

ITT: OP and his bf troll /b/ from his bedroom

>>170899014
You're an ugly motherfucker, but a winrar in my book.

"Our relationship isn't really working out, so, yeah. Sorry about that. I can't the smell of your pussy off my fingers."

>>170899014

Lol!!!

Forget her OP and thanx for the pic ;)

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>>170890800
I lol'd so fucking hard

OP gave me 5 internets!

>>170890800
STUPID WINRAR!!!!

[22:39:28] *** 4232847704 ***

Phone number. Greetings from Sweden.

>>170899282
Gonna send. One sec.

My life sucks and all I do is lurk /b/. I decided to make my life less worth living by breaking up with a woman. It's not you, I just want to be able to blend in with my fellow /b/tards by making my left hand my one and only girlfriend.

Hugs and Mudkips, love <OPS name>

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>>170899458
tits or GTFO

>>170899938

YAYAYAY

OP is pure win

anal or GTFO

hey, this isn't working out. i decided my fetish for niggers is a love more than you can handle.

>>170900432

This Anon speaks truth.

None of this fucking happened. newfags texting newfags.

>>170899923

Mine is the # ending in 4217... txt me OP

>>170896696

I'm loving this thread!

>>170901907

Yay 5 internets for me too!

BUMP FOR LULZ

>>170901479

Almighty OP is good to fellow Anons

BAMP FOR REPLY

successful thread is successful

gj op

>>170901907
Pic Very Related ;)

I fucked your mom. It's over.

>>170901479

any reply yet OP?

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JAMES?!?!?!

Tell her, "Hey! Your shoelace is untied". Then proceed with slapping her in the face with your ears whilst trying to bite your ears and beating your chest so hard that a chocolate covered cannon shoots out of her eyes. Then she will cry.

>>170901479
lol this just gets better and better

I'm breaking up with you.

P.S. Your mom is better in bed than you.

It says, "......YOU ARE SUCH A DICK......"

>>170895222
WIN

So much win to bear

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I THINK I LOVE YOU OP!
DATE ME NEXT FOR BREAK UP MESSAGES AND POST HORRIBLE THINGS FOR ME TO LOL TO

>>170903739

Tell her not to be so Buthurt... that u both should get on with your lives... and While she's at it that maybe she should buy a new toy cuz u used it while she was gone ;)

>>170903739
tell her to pick you up some whamburgers and french cries

>>170904372
wtf?

Dear OP. In 2 months time when you haven't had sex in months, and you're feeling sore and sorry for yourself, you'll remember this day and what you did.

You'll be grieving.

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hahahahaha

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tell her you cant help but imagine her as your sister/cousin/mother (it doesnt matter) when u fuck and it grosses you out

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a winrar is you

Bump bcuz I <3 this Thread

tell her to "stfu, stop whining and get her ass back in ther, then gtfo"

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say: i wish there was another me so that "dick" could fuck me

now u gotta prove it with a pic son

deliver motherfucker

>>170904737

fucking moralfag GTFO mah /b/!

>>170905082

This OP kicks ass so Fuck Off

Just got reply one sec Anon's

OP are not faggot. I just Txted him.

>>170905082
Prove what with a pic? Have you completely missed OPs delivery and more?
Props to OP, epic thread is epic.

cap dis shit negros

>>170903739
Reply: "ow sweet merciful God, you can not imagine how many times I wished you had one"

DOUBLES GET!

sweet justice

"You left caps lock on. Just so you know."

Shit isn't working out.

Toasting in epic bread.

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>>170904737
aww, don' lissen. /b/'s gonna be here for you.

Tell her the only reason you stayed with her for so long is the fact that she looks like a man. Then go on to describe to her how big her hands are and how cute her mustache is.

Most win in a week.

I'm talking to OP now. Ehs a pretty cool guy.

I love you, please don't leave me...

..because I'm leaving you FIRST, BIIIIIIITCH.

>>170906340

OP uses a Mac

Heh heh heh

>>170907272
OP is actually gay!

just kidding /b/ro, you're awesome

>>170906963

Dont get too excited there Anon... Ur not the only 1

>>170907723
>Implying I'm anon..

Lol, she blocked my number.

OP
you are a god among men.
Chemo is coming to /b/ and you are the administrator.

glorious

>>170908130

Then theres but one option left... Let us have it!

>>170907983

Ah u r right... My mistake /B/ro Ho

OP, you are fucking awesome.

op =] i just texted you
you made my night <3!
plus you're pretty cute x3

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THIS!

>>170908719
Yes!!! Great Plan!

Please OP?

I'm talking with the girl right now.

>>170908719

Pretty please OP

>>170909345
POST HER NUMBER!

>>170910011
Not on the phone, on AIM.
socs0

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post pics!

>>170910437
Give me a second

>>170910590
Yay!

Been watching it all.
Wanted to tell you that I fucking love every single one of you.

bamp

>>170911081
Aww /b/ Loves u back

>>170911227
:D

>>170911440

Lies and subterfuge

>>170911118

That has REDICULOUS amounts of WWWIIINNN

>>907489272188

NEW pornpage passes, Fresh 28th October passes, BONUS:
http://freeporn0zs.blogspot.com/

>>979817889682!

>>170911118

Anyone else think this is oh so exploitable?

also, pretty please OP? Post her number? <3

>>170911081
we love you too /b/ro (no homo)

>>170911440
...WUT?

>>170911440

moar!!!

thats where it ends

>>170911440
SCIENTOLOGY!

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wow they were gonna get married? LOL

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Epic fakes