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1st step: Choose your ammo. For this guide, I have chosen Colgate Total 12 to eliminate all the germs and keep my mouth clean and shining for a longer time.

Bracing for potential epicness.

bracing for epic

2nd step: Choose wisely your weapon. My weapon is a Colgate Zigzag Plus, nothing special about it.

>>172520304

Well done. I salute you mr colgate.

This is bound to be the awesomest thread

3rd step: Load your weapon. Don't forget to put on your war face.

hurrhurrr

oh god i cant stop laughing

Preparing for epicness...

braced

4th step: Once your weapon is loaded, head to the enemy base.

epic

posting in epic thread

>>172520216
Still waiting.

BRACE FOR FUCKING EPIC

Roasting the epic bread

>>172520216
>>172520276
>>172520464
>>172520502
>>172520537
>>172520644
>>172520701
>>172520708
>>172520815
fag, wait till he done faggots

toasting in epic bread

i see epicness in the future of this thread

EPIC THREAD

5th step: Start the battle. Move your loaded weapon back and forth as fast as possible for a better slaughter.

oc

OMG OMG OMG!!!!

>>172521067

And now it looks like someone jizzed on your face. :|

6th step: Keep fighting. Don't stop until ALL their base are belong to you.

THIS
IS
TEETHBRUSHING!!!

THIS IS SO GREAT

omg LULZ

Amazing

>>172521321

Oh my God! Now someone really did jizz all over your face!!

lololol posting in epicness

lol win

7th step: Mission accomplished, enemy is defeated. Notice all the enemy blood dripping from my mouth, this blood, gentlemen, tastes like win.

Well, thats all for today /b/rothers. See you next time with a new How to _____ like a Spartan.

MOAR the lulz do not cease

>>172521423
>THIS IS TEETHBRUSHING!!!
T.I.T

can someone screen this

>>172521701

OMG I HAVE THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH

screen cap this bitch

OC!

God I love this! You are a true Spartan, sir!

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

braaaaaaace
epique!

Wow a post that is actually made of win instead of fail. This is ground breaking! For the next 20mins until it is copy and pasted about 50,000times

so when does it start getting funny?

Archive this shit! Just one vote so far bitches!

posting in epic thread, good work OP

Screen this shit. Toasting in epic bread!

i love you op

This could've been screenshotted in one if you fucking newfags had JUST NOT FUCKING POSTED FOR A MINUTE!!

You are the cancer in my /b/

ARCHIVE

>>172522130

you're one of those kids that doesnt laugh to look like the badass of the group, right?

Boasting in epic toast

2 votes, come on retards!

screen or archive quick

>>172522290

cut it together.

archive this shit for sparta.

microwaving toast in epic thread

fuck this made me giggle like a little girl...

OP YOU ARE AWESOME.

/b/rothers, the next time you see a thread like this, don't post in it and ruin the epicness until after the OP is done. just let it flow, if the OP is not good enough to keep it afloat, well, that's his problem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mNMeSVJXpg

Thanks Anon, this was good.

/r/equesting "How to FUCK like a spartan."

Though it would probably involve twice as many beardfaces.

how i vote to achieve this thread?
also, WIN

i want to have a post in this thread

unfunny shit as always

mildly hilarious /b/+

toasting

epiccc (the second 'c' is for cool. the third 'c' is a typo)

1. Go to http://4chanarchive.org/
2. Request interface
3. post this number 172519919
4. ????
5. PROFIT

>>172522560

THIS!

newfags make me *headdesk*!

bracing for epic

OC on my /b/?

>>172522669

>>172522560

Goddamn fucking newfags... I thought this would get better after summer was fucking over

Nigger-Kid Approves

>>172522639
SECONDED! Also, epic thread is epic, well done OP!

cool story bro

>>172522669

Posting in an epic thread. High as fuck, fuckin' a duck, ain't got a buck but I got a shitload of luck. Don't make me bust a nutt.

yumm, fail

You're all fucking morons, every last pathetic one of you, with your bracing-for-epic bread and your OMG. Can't you see this is at best passable, barely OC and unimaginative and not even close to funny let alone epic. For fucks sake have we sunk this far?

I love this thread.
1 more request till achievement, someone please request one more time.

mediocre

>>172524122
yes, I think we have

ARCHIVE SUCCESSFUL

>>172522931
Someones been watching the Simpsons.

god i can taste the cancer

>>172521701
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit aaaaaaaaaaaaaa seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecoooooooond guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys
something's wrong here...
...
oh yeah! that's wasnt 9000 steps!!!!

Goddamit, someone post something ACTUALLY win so this isn't a wasted thread.

something funny as requested

<<<< OP, I made something for you.

This week on "How to ___ Like a Spartan" ... BRUSHING THY ENEMY