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thats my dad

tough call, I was prez of the anime club in high school, but on the same note had to talk the rest of the club out of stalking the Japanese exchange students.
poor kids did nothing to warrant a dozen sweaty acne ridden weeaboos following them around.

guy at D*C a couple of years back asked out of the blue if I would go back to his room but wanted to check first to see if I would cry like the girls in japanese porn do. I don't think I've ever been so disgusted with humanity as I was then.

theres this guy that hangs out with my group who is a fuxing weaboo out the go-nads, he'll act like he knows EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING, like it doesn't matter what you talk about, from clouds to gaysex radiation, he knows about it apparently. then say random japanese phrases which is annoying as hell, then he'll try to use 4chan words in real life and its just omg i'm going to stab him with some homeless guy's prosthetic leg

In my Japanese course, I had classmates who called one of them "Honey-Chan" in a shrieky, "Hannniii-chaannn" way. It was so embarrassing, mostly because both were large, neither was at all like Honey (I'm assuming it was from Ouran HSHC because this is around the time it was released). I just didn't expect to witness that kind of behavior in a university classroom.

No cat tails, though I did see some vampire teeth/satan goatees/trench coats. Not sure if that counts.

Girl I went to school with since 2nd grade. In high school she came to school in full cosplay on a regular basis. In college she "sprained her ankle," threw on a large blazer & cane, and called herself Dr. House. I still rage.

>>1993619
...................you should've just kicked him in the balls and punched him in the throat.

>>1993627 mostly because both were large

now how did I know that? hah

>>1993631

Not gonna lie, if I sprained my ankle, I'd wear a blazer every day and get me a cane with flames on it.

Granted, I already wear a blazer every day, so.

In highschool, our anime club was made up entirely of myself, my borfriend, two of our friends, and 12 basement dwellers - all of whom smelled like ass, wore naruto headbands, and cried everytime anybody suggested we watch something other than bleach.

In the end after a week of sitting beside this lanky mouth-breather ( who insisted that since i cosplayed i should dress up as Misa and come too school) in my freshman year i never returned to the club ever again. I doubt any of the kids in the club graduated because i never saw any of them ever again.

Fucking catgirl I went to school with. She was stereotypically bisexual, gothic, wrote poems about being both, and fat. She wore neko shoes!! to class, as well as cat ears. Fuck her.

>>1993631
:|

>>1993636
If you wear blazers daily then it means you probably look good in them and could get away with it. Weeaboo scum, on the other hand... Well, nothing good comes of them.

they really are the most oblivious people on the fucking planet.

There was this fat ginger who used to wear a Naruto headband to school everyday and would loudly sing 'YOU ARE A PIRATE!" and then laugh obnoxiously in the cafeteria. It was at a college. :|

There was a girl in my English class Junior year who housed a Japanese foreign exchange student . . . so awkward. We tried to hang out with the poor exchange student so she didn't have to deal with the girl asking her about anime all day. She was more into Western/Disney cartoons, haha.

>>1993661 fat ginger who used to wear a Naruto headband

A friend of mine made a bet with me that she wouldn't go into work dressed in her Maka outfit. This was a few weeks ago.

Today at work, I hear a "SQUIGGLES!" (What she calls me. I dont know why. I have asked her this. She herself has no clue) I turn around, and what do I see? Maka costume. Wig and all.

This made my week. In the good way, not the typical soul crushing endeavor that deli life normally entails.

college really is the new highschool... or even maybe middleschool.

these people clearly have no older siblings to kick their asses into line.

Actually I have a friend who constantly uses 4chan memes and phrases. He seriously can't go a day without quoting something from the internet and acting like a horrible weeaboo.

Him: I love Hatsune Miku!!
Me: Oh really? What's your fav song?
Miku: She has songs?

Loves Gundam has only seen SEED, Loves Macross has only seen Frontier, pretty much loves any popular internet anime etc.
But he raged (and he literally said "RAEG!" when he saw cosplayers at a gas station one day. Odd.

my friends in middle school were weeaboos. I was kind of one too, but I wasn't as "random" or fucking insane as they were.
one of them had "bishounen pants," which were a pair of jeans that she scribbled names like Sesshomaru, Irvine and Hiei on.

I went to HS with a girl who wore a Naruto headband on a regular basis along with very bad black Crow inspired make up... she also had enough facial hair it was pretty much a beard...
She also claimed to have some sort of anime powers... mainly it seemed to be just punching kids who mocked her.

There was another girl who was convinced Inuyasha was her boyfriend and she was friends with other invisible characters. She would talk to them during class.

And there was a handful of girls who wore Hot Topic and cat ears, tails and one girl who enjoyed wearing angel and fairy wings regualrly.

>>1993684 Loves Gundam has only seen SEED, Loves Macross has only seen Frontier,

deserves a fucking ultra beatdown.

I met a customer the other day at work. I wasn't helping her, but somehow in someway the topic came up between her and one of my employees that I was learning Japanese so I was asked to come over. She was wearing a Twilight shirt and was very loud is disruptive when she talked about anime and manga.

Then she asked me how to say "Yahoo!" in Japanese. I mistakenly said "Banzai!" and she went NUTS. To the point where everyone was staring at her because I said that and not "Yatta!" and it was a little awkward on my end.

Then she decided to add that she loved asian men more than anything. I decided to go to the back and cut more onions. :- /

I guess I shouldn't really talk though, I'm a pretty big dork myself. But it was just one of those moments.

There was a girl in our Japanese culture club for one semester who was a disgusting, dirty weeaboo. We called her The Narutard. She was taking the introductory Japanese course and would regularly start babbling on in "Japanese" during class... even though she was really just making up words. Eventually, the professor got so fed up with her that she just started making fun of her, saying things like "Oh, we need a cage to put you in!"

She constantly talked/squeed/danced during screenings. Every time an "attractive" anime guy came on screen? Squeeing. We actually had to make a rule that you could not get up and dance in the middle of an anime screening, because she would do so every time some music played. This was terrifying, because she was a WHALE. The club went out to a Japanese restaurant once, and she ordered a whole sushi boat (meant for two or more) for herself. Then, after she was finished, if someone still had food, she would ask if we were going to finish that, and if not, could she have it? Before we ordered (she was there with her father, I would have to add..), she asked our club president if she thought they would let her order sake. President said yeah, if she was 21. The Narutard pouted because she wasn't, saying how she really wanted a cup of nice cold sake. She was then informed that sake is generally served warm and shut up for a while.

She insisted on giving people Japanese nicknames because she "wasn't good with American names". Her "name" was Sakura, and once got extremely offended and mad at me because one of my friends called me Sakura (not a name I ever told her to call me, mind you, it's just the name of a character I had recently cosplayed at that time) and had a fit about how "MY name is Sakura, your name CAN'T be Sakura!" ...As if thousands of Japanese girls don't have that name? Yeah.

Luckily, she was only around for that one semester, but her fat, disgusting memory will forever haunt us...

To make a long story short I have a friend who went into the Navy and lost his virginity to some prostitute in South America (HAHAHA).
He came to my town to visit me and told me that sleeping with her was like rape and it made him realize he had a "Fox Kitsune Spirit" living inside of him and that he had all these powers like seeing the future and knowing if evil demons were coming. He also referred to his powers as PKMN powers and was dead serious.
I try not to talk to him anymore.

this thread will eventually need to be archived, you realize?

I screwed this one for 4 years then she decided she was gay. Worst weeaboo I ever met

>>1993694
>There was another girl who was convinced Inuyasha was her boyfriend and she was friends with other invisible characters. She would talk to them during class.

Schizophrenic Dimensia :(

>>1993714
Another weeaboo story that I haven't posted on 4chan before now! I'm chock full of them.

There was a kid at my High School who, on his first day of school was going around and introducing himself by going "Hi, my name is ____, and I love Japan!"
My friends and I stayed far away from him, but he was too funny not to laugh at. He thought he was the reincarnation of Inu-Yasha and wore his necklace to school everyday. The few people that would associate themselves with him acquired the names "Kagome", "Shippo", and other characters from the show.
Whenever he would run around he would do a Naruto style sprint with his arms flailing behind him. He would run like this NO MATTER WHAT WAS GOING ON. In the hallways, in PE (he got in trouble for it), and even down the road when he was going home from school, jumping over recycling bins and doing karate moves at them.
He also paid like, 200 dollars for a Inu-Yasha costume and 90 for a duct tape Tetsaiga and was saving up his money to get hair extensions like him. He would throw parties and wear that costume at every one of them. My friends and I stopped getting invited after we came for the first time and stuck his sword under the wheel of someones car and peeled out on it.

That's just a bit of it though. That kid has filled my book with plenty of other stories.

we really need to round all these kids up and gas them and shove them into ovens.

the world would be a better place.

>>1993711
...please tell me you have photographic evidence of this creature.

>>1993736

When I was 11 I pretended I had a Veemon that I could talk to who would talk back to me. I would act out scenarios in my basement with my blue D3. I would say goodnight to Veemon every night.

I was a very sad, very lonely child.

I have a pretty decent weeaboo story. This girl who loved wearing her Hot Topic lolita at school found out that I hurt her friend's feelings because I didn't want to go with him. She decided to insult me by writing in her blog that the only reason why my boy friend would sleep with me is because I "looked like rei ayanami".

picture not related to the story. its just so weeaboo.

God, this thread makes me feel so much better about myself. I'm also immensely glad that I am over that phase in my life.

i'm glad *shudder* that in my day Hot Topic was all wallet chains and Korn shirts and gelled bleached hair.

>>1993770

Question about that picture, does anyone have the source? I may be wrong, but I vaguely remember it being drawn as a mocking of weeaboos, but some anon found it and thought it was serious.

>>1993749
Oh god. I want to like... play with you and wrap you up in blankets and stuff. I don't know. That's so pitiful.

>>1993779
No idea. Its from ED which I think they got from Deviant Art.

>>1993749
Moe.

>>1993749
Don't feel bad. I used to pretend I was Sailor Moon.

I used to carry around an Inuyasha plushie with me all the time and had a kitty hat that I wore a lot. I was 10 at the time.

Luckily, I stopped that stuff by the time I was 13. In a way I feel somewhat bad about it, but then I remember I was FUCKING 10-12 YEARS OLD and I realize that I had an excuse.

I admit to some showing my power levels a little bit...but this one guy...real ultra douche who always cosplays Koga (Inuyasha) and is really into himself, and surrounds himself with people that think likes him because he "has the perfect hair" for him. It would've been nice to know he only existed in the convention world when one day during a new class, he comes waltzing in as Koga, acting the same exact way, except now, he completely alienates everyone in the room.


On the flip side, we had a class where we studied Miyazaki's work as literature. It was filled to the brim with seemingly normal people.

Hrm. There were two annoying weaboos in my high school, and since my friends and I started the Anime club, of course they had to join. One was the regular ronery neckbeard who spewed 4chan memes, complained he couldn't get any girl (but he could if he just changed his obnoxious attitude), yelled and glomped people all the time (he is around 6'6, a good head taller than the second tallest member in the group) and butted into peoples conversations even if it had no relation to him/he had no idea what they were talking about. The other one was the stereotypical "I hate my life, no guy likes, I suck so much" emo anime fan. She wore 'gothic' clothing, cat ears and a cat tail to school, cosplayed once a week, openly cut herself in class (lolwut?) and she would intentionally hurt her leg to use a cane and forced people to call her "Neko-chan" or Dr. House. Also, she thought that Sasuke and Yoh and Hao (from Shaman King) were her harem and they visited her in her dreams at night. And she said they were her one true loves. She was completely serious. Oh man I'm glad that I graduated and 'forgot' their emails so I never have spoken to them again.

>>1993790
I used to pretend I was a new! and speshul! and kawaii! new sailor! with rainbow colored hair and all lol
I was 11 or 12, so i guess it's sorta normal

There where two boys in my Math 31 class who sat behind me almost everday (almost because one of them only ever comes to class once in a blue one) and consitenly had dull conversations about 4chan, old over-used meme's, and anime everyone and their dog has seen and knows.

Every single period one of them would burst into joy about how they read Full Metal Alchemist in the learning commons that day instead of working on a Social Economics worth half their grade. Which proceeded to them talking about the english dub and making terrible Vic Mignona impersonations (as if they could make him sound worse by immitating him) and then proceed to ask me "So you like Vic right!? You think he's the coolest actor EVAAAAR right?".

And every day i reply "No, I think he's batshit insane - and while he may have done a good for for Edward in the Anime - he has no talent whatsover." Which obviously leads to an explosion of "oh know he doesn't! you're just making that up!", "are you trollinz! vic is the best!" or "haha you are so funny!"

The one who rarely showed up was probably the better of the two of them (despite that when he showed up all he ever did was read naruto behind me the entire class before asking me for my notes) because at least he was somewhat quiet. He had a horrible acne face and the voice of a pre-pubescent boy but at least he's somewhat SILENT.

the other one never shut his mouth and smelled like something my dog regurgitated, ate again and then shit out. Often time's he would forget his textbook, and myself being far to kind and generous for my own good or sanity always shared mine. You'd think after sitting beside him for 90min at a time i'd learn to say no - but i could never do it. Worst semester of my life.

When I began high school, there was this hot-topic-fake-goth girl obcessed with dragonballZ who was convinced she was some kind of half-demon half-vampire werewolf in a human body and would brag about how "dark" and "evil" she was all the time and make up stories about killing countless of innocents. Then came in my mistake of showing her the MegamanX games... soon after she caught the flu and had to stay home for several days... when she came back, she pretended that she had had a car accident and that her human body was mutilated and doctors had transplanted her brain into a reploid (robot, for those who don't know the megaman games) body and now she was a maverick. She was pretending that their base was located in the sewers right under our school and she was some kind of spy who would pretend to be a student in order to make sure things are alright for a terrorist attack from the mavericks. THEN she started beliving I was actually X, also disguised as a student in order to find out about their plans and stop them. So she started calling me names like "piece of scrap metal" (quote from the game?), "asshole hunter", etc and threatening to kill me one day in a huge Reploid war when Mavericks will finally take over the world and destroy the human race. WTF. She also kept telling that Zero was a maverick and was her lover and he was spying the hunters.
ANNOYING. She also made a big fucking drama when her fanfiction.net account was hacked and her stories deleted, accusing me because I was supposedly X and so her supposedly enemy so supposedly only I would have reasons to do that (and she went as far as complaining to the school's principal and telling him all of that. Obciously, lying and trying to cause me trouble got her in big trouble), and kept crying and threatening to kill herself if I didn't put her stories back online and it would be my fault if she did kill herself.

I obviously got fed up pretty quickly and stopped even getting anywhere near her.

>>1993745
This was the best I could find.. she managed to partially get in a picture taken during a meeting. As we generally tried to avoid her, I don't think anybody ever intentionally tried to take her picture.

Her shirt says "Believe it!"

>>1993878

A girl in my high school art class attached herself to me in tenth grade for the fall semester. She was the chubby Hot Topic and Cartoon Network worshipping type. She also said that she could see ghosts. I met her on the first day of school where she skipped into the classroom making these weird noises and flung herself into the chair next to the Japanese exchange student. She immediately bombarded her with questions about anime(“any-may”) and manga(“man-gay”). The poor girl didn’t know what to do and she looked at me like she was asking for help since I was sitting across from her.

The weeaboo’s behavior intensified over the semester. She showed me her yaoi(“yaw-WEE”) fanfics and drawings at every chance. She did everything she could to make herself appear cute and it got to the point that the art teacher told her to shut up. He looked at her one day after she squealed while yawning and literally told her to shut up. She then did everything she could to get back in his favor(He was a ‘kawaii bishie’ and she wanted him to like her) but all her efforts failed because of the Japanese exchange student and the Taiwanese exchange student. It got to the point that she started to hate and try to rival them but the teacher shot her down over and over again.

We had some spare time during class one day and the teacher and a few of the other students asked the exchange students if they would mind telling us about where they lived. This provoked weeaboo girl to go, “Well, I’m Italian!” and the teacher said something back to her in what was apparently Italian. She didn’t reply so he said, “In case you don’t speak the language as fluently as you claim, that was Italian for ‘I don’t care.’”

He was the best teacher ever.

>>1993770
I like that this post had NOTHING to do with the topic and is just another /cgl/ cunt who has no idea how to post on 4chan

During my senior year I ran my high schools anime club. Every friday i would have to put up with underclass weaboos. The constant arguing on what anime should be played, people using "chan" or "san", and a couple ugly cosplays. The entire semester I would be face palming in the cass room, however i didnt stay to long. Half way through the school year until i graduated, I would throw a random dvd in the dvd player then hang out with my friends during lunch. Thank gawd i bailed out of Anime Fans Anonymous, however; i regret taking the clubs money for my own benefit.

>>1993714
sounds like syphilis to me :D

>>1993711 continued
Oh, and I just remembered: In addition to her belief that nobody else could be named Sakura, she also went on off on me for "pronouncing it wrong" and told me how to pronounce it "right". I pronounced the r as an r, she pronounced it as the r/l sound. Because, you know... not putting on a fake Japanese accent WHILE I'M SPEAKING ENGLISH is totally the WRONG way to pronounce things in ENGLISH.

I let a friend borrow my gothic lolita bible and they return it with jizz all over it.

still wet. they got punched in the jaw.

>>1993852
pussy, got what you deserved, stand up for yourself pussy!

>>1993921

I shouldn't be laughing about this, but I can't help myself. I feel bad...but that shit is hilarious.

>>1993790
My sister, cousin and I thought were Sailor Mars, Moon, and Mercury respectively. I went through a stage of depression because I was Mercury and not Moon. >(

I started an animu & mango club at my high school.
All of the people that joined were retarded and lazy.
So I said fuck it and became antisocial.

Once, in highschool, I thought this kind of nerdy guy from my art class was cute. Then I realized he was a total fucking creeper who envisioned himself as the main character of Bleach. He really liked that I was into lolita fashion and decided to woo me by dressing up for school in a butler outfit? and would frequently draw porny pictures of me to put on my notebook (And his) with hearts around our names. He also got down on one knee and begged me to go out with him in front of the entire anime club (which I wasn't a member of...) I turned him down. Another time, I told him I was going to date this other guy, so he quickly kissed me on the lips and later ran around the whole school telling everyone I "cheated" on the other guy by making out with him. We obviously stopped talking after highschool.

so a group of Japanese students visits my college (USA), they're all attending school for travel agents. anyway they visit the japanese language class, and the fringe of the anime club shows up, one guy still in high school talks about nothing but pokemon and caramelldansen
posting in an epic thread

>>1993956

I did something similar, and I'm regretting that now. I really didn't want to watch the same popular crap over and over when we all knew which users on the network were sharing whole series, but I wish I'd spent more time with those people now.

I'm just picky as fuck, and I don't get nearly as much exposure to ANYTHING NEW as I'm realizing I should.

OP here, I'm glad the thread is going well.

To add to the stories, there was another girl I knew that was infected by the girl in the main post and became a weeaboo, and if she saw me, she would scream "(my name)-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" down the hallway. Scream.
I stopped talking to her for a while.

>>1993956

Sounds like my college's anime club. All they do is bitch and make drama about anything and everything. And when it comes to ACT to make actual changes to the club, none of them even raise a finger to help. They let others do it, then start complaining again about their changes. Guys and girls alike. Guys are mostly delusionnal basement dweller nerds with a big ego, while girls are ugly decora that bitch and call "weeaboo" anyone who decides to show up at the club either dressed in a different fashion (no need to even be japan-related! My usual medieval reenactment clothing was enough for them to accuse me of being a weeaboo fag cosplaying anime characters 24/7. WTH.) or with a piece of cosplay/props they just finished for an upcoming con to show their friends.
They also created a HUGE drama about... a friggin t-shirt sold by the club.

Anime clubs are so friendly and full of intelligent people...

I went to a "Halloween meetup" at the mall once just to meet other people from a local con. It was the day after Halloween and I didn't dress up because I didn't want to be called out. This girl I made friends with at that con was there, but damn did I make a mistake. She showed up in an Axel wig, with her obnoxious friend in a Demyx wig, in "casual wear" Hot Topic clothes. They paraded around the mall and caused scenes and security even told them to calm down. They thought they were "just being individuals" and didn't care. I was so fucking embarrassed. We walked into the food court and they were drawing too much attention again, so I told them to quiet down. The Demyx went "Awww, are we embarrassing you?" in a mocking tone and I wanted to slap her across the face. That's when I left. Apparently this girl cosplays in public a lot, and eventually I sent her a message telling her she needed to grow up and stop making herself look like a fag in public because she was 18 years old. Damn. I hate KHfags with a burning passion.

>>1994002
>My usual medieval reenactment clothing
>usual medieval reenactment clothing
>usual medieval clothing
>usual

I knew a girl in high school who was a year older than me. She was extremely socially awkward, super long un-kempt hair, acne, huge glasses, huge weeaboo. She was totally in love with Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh and would show me her badly drawn fan art. She was a pretty nice person, though, so I never really got that annoyed with her. But I felt pretty bad for her because she was kind of naive...she wanted to go to art school when it was obviously not her forte and she was being heavily persuaded by the chem teacher to go into something science related since she really good at it (and I'm fairly sure she ended up majoring in art, too).

There's also this whale that goes to my anime club. She rarely watches the anime; most of the time she hangs out with her emo friends drawing shitty fanart in the lobby. Every week she wears the same set of fox ears and a lolita crown and the last time we chose new shows to watch, the only thing she could contribute was OMG HETALIA!

Oh, weeaboos.

>>1994013
Yep usual. Because that's my casual attire. Yes I am a medieval freak 8D but I guess that's better than being some fat basement-dweller kawai desu ne animuu weeaboo.

At least I hope so. =O

>>1994027

To quote Dick Van Dike:
"Not better. Different."

>>1994027
medieval freak = fat basement-dweller kawai desu ne animuu weeaboo

ONE MORE REQUEST FOR ARCHIVES

One of my friends is a total yaoi maniac, and thus has fujoshi goggles, turning everything in front of her into beautiful men having sex with each other. Unfortunately for her, one of her closest friends at the time this story takes place was a chubby, pimply, curly headed freak male. She for some unknown reason thought he looked like Demyx. Right. This prompted him into making a Demyx cosplay. But no, just the costume alone wasn't enough. He had to pen a script for a skit to go along with it. The skit was aptly titled: Monty Demyx and the Search for the Holy Male.
FFFFFFFFFFFF.
He never performed it because all of the people he wanted to be in the skit (me included) were totally uninterested in that rubbish.

>>1993987
....this story sounds really familiar. Do I know you?

>>1994027

So my normal girlfriend who just happens to like anime decides she wants us to go to a picnic with her friends (one of which is mostly normal, the other is nice but wears shitty wigs in public and this Vic Fagnogwhateverthefuck from FMA is a good VA.

Anyway, the girl who wears the shitty wigs apparently invited some other people from a forum who lived nearby. I got there and one guy had on furry paws and catears.

We were there for 5 minutes when I called him a gigantic faggot and left.

Fuck faggots.

>>1994027
Don't make me put you on "How do I Look?"....

One of my roommates was pretty fucktarded. She always answered the phone going, “moshi-moshi?” (moe-she moe). She answered the phone like this no matter who was calling. Like most weeaboos, she refused to watch anime in the horrible, rotten language known as English and insisted on watching the superior Japanese version despite the fact she did not speak it. She had posters of J-rockers around our room and always went on about how they were soooo hot! I could never tell them apart...

She also kept saying fucking English words in Japanese. Like she always said hello in Japanese whenever she got out of class. Bye when she left, calling people or random things baka despite the fact that baka is not that big of an insult. (I think.)

I remember one time, I pronounced something in Japanese and she threw a SHITFIT because I was pronouncing it wrong and kept trying to go on and on to teach me how to say it right. Sorry babe, but unlike you dipping your feet into a foreign language, I speak fluent Dutch. I never once said anything to her in Dutch because I’m not an asshole.

She was also a bit of a scene/hipster kid with no sense of fashion, looked extremely manish. She thought she had an amazing sense of style. One day, when I was watching What Not to Wear she announced how Clinton and Stacey would love her shitty wardrobe. She blasted Offspring, Cobra Starship and whatever shitty band when I was trying to study but that’s another issues.

Going back to the Japoniphile shit, she went on and on and ON about how superior Japan was to the United States. Sure, Japan is a pretty good country but it is not the land of milk and honey!

Stupid cunt...

So like...huge tl;dr coming in.

This one girl I know, she lives like three streets over from me. Worst weeaboo I've ever met.

Sure, back in the day in high school, I was the biggest weeaboo I knew, but I grew the fuck out of it because of the magic of the internet. Like... I carried around dolls, shopped at Hawt Topic, professed that I loved anime and manga, and was really annoying in general(though I must admit, that even I knew when the fuck to shut up, and I also had good hygiene). I wrote a short fanfic and showed it to my friend who then showed it to our freshman English teacher. He said it was good and read it to the class. It was about InuYasha going berserk and killing people. Kagome was pregnant at the end. :|
I was a huge loser, but like I said, I grew up and burned my old persona to the ground.

This girl though? I "met" her in Sociology at the beginning of the fall term last year. She'd been in her senior year of high school when I was in my freshmen year. But we had that class together, and one day I was wearing my old school sweatshirt, and she was like "HEY TALK TO ME YOU WENT TO MY SCHOOL."

cont'd.

>>1994066
Now, before then, she'd seen me at Anime Boston before, wearing the same shirt, and being like "HEY YOU WENT TO MY SCHOOL HI." and walking away. Two years in a row even. And she didn't remember me.

All was well for a while. Then, one day she and two of my (our) other friends went to get coffee at our break, and I went in her car.

BIGGEST. MISTAKE. EVER.

Okay, I like my Japanese music too, and I like my weeaboo music. And I like singing to it all fine and well(well... not in my car, blahblah). But... Digimon/Pokemon music/character songs and annoying JPop and popular stuff that I don't really like and stuff I've never heard. And singing it loudly, blasting it with the windows down, bouncing around in the car.

And it wasn't just that time, it was every time I got in her car.

THERE'S A LOT MORE I CAN SAY, BUT THIS IS GETTING REALLY TL;DR REALLY FAST, OH MY GOD.

>>1994058
>one guy had on furry paws and catears.

RUN!

>>1994031
>>1994032
CONFOOOORMITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>1994043
That was the point, freeeeeaaaak.

ANYHOW.
Funny how it seems like most of the worst weeaboos all seem to be whales. 8D
Talking about whales, there was this ugly red-head girl with greasy hair, awful teeth, eyes that seemed to pop apart, had pockets of fat in awkward places that made her body seem disfigured, had that retarded tone in her voice... well the ugliest living thing I ever saw in my life... At first I used to be nice to her because her looks isn't her fault and alot of people were seemingly mean toward her for no apparent reason.

However.

All she would do was talk about gore stuff, draw creepy stickmen bleeding and brag about how she wanted her teachers to die and how the drawings represented herself stabbing people to death with kitchen knives. She was so proud and dead serious... Gee. She was another of these rebelious 13yo fake goths playing "being dark and evil and worshipping the devil" when not watching animes.
She also had her books spammed with thousands of pictures of random anime characters and fanarts scotch taped on.

Years later I came across someone who also used to know her, and the first and only thing he said to me about her was "That girl is mentally disturbed".

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit
Request an archive people, so 'Weeaboo stoires' will be saved for furutre generations.

The weaboos I encounter at school are your typical "lol randumb coffee goths".
YAOI IS SOOOO HAWT
INVADER ZIM IS DA COOLEST
LETS FOLLOW THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENTS AROUND
I WOULD TURN GAY FOR L, and so on and so forth

>>1994084
OP here again, I'm glad anon is pleased.

>>1994078
yeah, you're right, dressing as a fag is the only sure way to stand out. Well when you don't have any sort of recognizable skill/intelligence/ability that is

>Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 1993599

>>1994078

Annoying: people who justify public stupidity with imbecilic cries against conformity.

Amusing: when those same people are obsessed with Japan, where people who don't conform are often bullied to the point of suicide.

>>1994095
FUCK YEAH SEAKING! And comformity is the best way to make everyone think you have some skills/intelligence/abilities just like everyone else, wether you have or not. I agree. 8D

So, this one time...

Nope. Don't know any weaboo.

I used to be a bit of a weaboo, like if someone said something in Japanese and mis pronounced it, I would correct them. (Not go crazy or antyhing). I also used to download any anime I could and acted a little hyper at cons. I'm 18 now and have almost completely lost interest in anime. The only thing I like thats associated with Japan is Lolita fashion. I am not fond of Japanese music at all and own 3 actual manga books. I used to goto cons all the time, now I'm pretty meh about it. They are the sort of thing I goto now when I'm bored or if I remember that its on.

It made me happy when I found other Lolita enthusiasts that weren't all "omg kawaii desu ne naitomaru j rockers mana is so hawt".

I used to have heaps of Weaboo freinds who dress like that girl from Bridge to Terabethia, but I since changed schools, changed my clothing style and my hair colour.

I look back on my weaboo days and cringe

>>1994064
Most people don't like watching english dubs. English dubs on anime generally SUCK ass.
You get the feel of a character from the way they pronounce words and the tones they do.
Has fucking nothing to do with weeaboo-ness, faggot.

>>1993907
wat. This sounds familiar. What state/city are you in?

I knew a girl in highschool... Short, possibly morbidly obese, possesed the SINGLE most annoying voice I've heard on a sentient creature and wore cat ears to school (seems to be a recurring theme). At one point she made the marvelous decision to also wear a collar with a large bell and figured it'd be a fantastic idea to catch everyone's attention by ringing it.
Favorite response:
"Is that a cow bell?"

>>1994127

Ho ho ho!

Sounds Weeaboo to me!

>>1994127

Since I have no idea what the FUCK they are saying without reading subtitles, I'd rather get a feel for a character by listening to an anime in a language I know. I'll occasionally watch subs, but if I want to read, I would open up a book.

This girl I went to school with, 5th-12th grade, was a huge weaboo. Chubby, glasses, foofy hair and no fashion taste what so ever. She was obsessed over Pokémon, Legend of Zelda (barely played any of the games), Final Fantasy VII (ditto) and Organization XIII from KHII (ditto again).She kept drawing her bad yaoi and mpreg fanart of the "bishies" during classes. If she was paired with someone in class to do work, she would do nothing but draw, leaving the partner to do all of the work. And she would scream Japanese insults at people if they mocked her or use her "Pokémon powers" (yes, even in high school). She would try to talk to me and followed me and my friends like a puppy in high school because she didn't have any friends and because we liked anime too. She would try to talk to me about her favorite anime and video games and how they guys are "so bishie". She attends the local convention, and most of the time I can dodge her because I cosplay from anime she never would watch.

>>1994078
I think I might know that girl? Name/ pic?

I did a summer art camp sort of thing, and focusing on animation, all of the girls I had classes with were some degree of coffee goth, hot topic loving, zim screaming dweebs. One was absolutely, tooth-grindingly obsessed with anime, so I did my best to avoid her.

When it came to the end of the 6-week program and we were showing our projects, most people in the class did a great job showing off progress and trying new things. This girl just drew a few pages of a long comic series she'd already created volumes of with her friends, and submitted those as a project. As we went around the room critiquing, I went off on her for being a selfish, uncreative bitch for wasting such a fantastic opportunity and just shutting everything out and doing whatever the hell she wanted.

In retrospect I was jealous at her technical skill and angry at how she wasted it, but she'd openly ignore directions and just draw her own shit all day, only to call all the instructors and the other students stupid for pushing themselves and taking risks.

I thought that I had expelled Pokemon from my body by the time I reached 8th grade. I was dead wrong during my freshman college. These two guys working at this college eatery began to spit out Pokemon characters and how they would act such as Pikachu and Charmander while I was waiting for my food one afternoon or evening.

One lesson learned, there will be Pokemon fans in college. BTW, not a great Weeaboo story but sticks out in my mind since I went to a small high school that lacked Wapanese people. I need to attend Anime Club more often in college.

I tried to join an anime club at school, but they didn't want me after I told them I hated Invader Zim


SO CUT

>>1994147
thats gay.
I'm with ya though. Zim is lame shit that only fatties and neckbeards are into.

>>1994135

Because watching The Seventh Seal or The City of Lost Children dubbed is no different from getting the original performances.

There's wanting to get the intended pace and flow, and then there's demanding it to further prove how SUPER HARDCORE you are.

>>1994127

WEEABOO

>>1994151

Hey, I like Zim! And I'm a properly shaven fellow with a normal BMI!

There's a lot to like in Zim, but HELL if I can stand any other fan of it.

>>1994141
I remember her first name being Isabelle. I tried finding a pic of her in my received files (could have sworn she was in a group picture a friend once sent me via msn), but no luck.

>>1993711

well, technically, sake is supposed to be served cold, like wine, and i don't really know where this warm sake crap came from, but its usually to mask the shitty taste of the shitty sake that america has.

then again, america practically invented tea with 50% sugar. lol.

In 8th grade this kinda quiet mallgoth new girl was seated next to me in, second period I think it was. She seemed nice, so I tried befriending her. Bad idea. Once she confided in people, she turned into an obnoxious loudmouth who wouldn't shut up about anime and used every stereotypical Wapanese word in the book. Baka, kawaii, et cetera. She started calling me Wolfwood because I bare a VAGUE resemblance to some ambiguous ink on paper. One day, she wore a silver necklace to school and had an allergic reaction and had to get sent home. No joke. It just got worse when people somehow got the impression we were going out, probably because she wouldn't leave me alone for a second the entire school day.

Ugh.

One time I was playing Chrono Cross while my ex-gf and her pals were doing a weekend-long role-playing thing, and this skinny glasses-wearing black nerd kid I hadn't seen before came up & saw me playing, and was like "hey Chrono Cross, have you gotten Lucca and Mar-LAY yet?"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I would later discover that while intoxicated he tried to proposition both two of the three chicks in the bunch, wildly unsuccessful.

>>1994135
I think it's more weeaboo to dress up as YOUR FAVORITE ANIMU CHARACTERS DESU!!!! ^_^_^_^_^


Yeah, watching anime the way it's meant to be is SOOOO weeaboo.

Butchering of storyline and characters is SO AWESOME DESU. ^_^ ^_^ ^_^!!!!!

>>1994171

Um... Sake is intended to be served warm. Specific brands of very good sake, however, are supposed to be cold.

>>1994184

>Yeah, watching anime the way it's meant to be is SOOOO weeaboo.

Thanks for agreeing.

Because cartoons are SRS BUSINESS. You better watch them THE WAY THEY ARE MEANT TO BE.

>>1994162
>>1994135
You dumbshits do know where you're posting right?

Enjoy your mainstream anime DUBBED anime, faggots.

>>1994187
Yeah, some kinds are served hot and others are served cold. Usually the cold stuff is a little sweeter than the hot stuff.

>>1994127

This.

Only person I know that willfully subjects themselves to dubs does so because they're dyslexic and don't really have an option.

Subtitles are superior to dubs because the translation is more accurate, not bogged down by synching concerns etc etc. But that's just my opinion, if people prefer dubs I'm not going to bite their heads off for it.

>>1994191
gb2highschool and learn what sarcasm is.
Isn't it past your bedtime?


Oh wait, it's summer!

>>1994196

Right back at ya, dude.

Really, I always watch dubs because I prefer not wasting my life sitting in front of my screen reading subtitles on cartoons when I could be multitasking.

>>1994194

If only one could fan-dub without encroaching on the original music and sound effects...

fwiw i like dubs when they're decent...i can get shit done while i'm watching, i dont have to stay glued to the screen.

also shows like baccano and cowboy bebop end up better dubbed because they're in western settings. so lol

In San Marcos, there is a group of weaboos that hang out in the corner of my colleges cafeteria. They usually have theyre laptops into to the sockets to watch anime. At one point they would bring kendo sticks to practice attacking each other around the clock tower. Every single day they duel each other on the grass during lunch. One guy would wear denim jeans with a random foxtail behind him...hanging on his ass. The same people got all the arcade games removed from the student lobby, not to metion the place got really foul when they had MvC2 matches. Finally, i took a japanese class with my previous gf in order to get the foreign language prerequisite. The entire class consisted of elitest, weaboos, tripfags, a few narutards, some girl trying to deepen her voice to be a guy (so obvious), and a guy who went to japan as a ganguro. I ended up getting a "C" in the class since i bombed the exams. OK, i admit to reading a few online mangas and cosplay once a year. But come on get a grip of reality.

this thread is going to give me nightmares

>>1994200
I cant fully pinpoint why, ...but I wanna punch you in the face.

>>1994202
Hellsing is good on the dub, too.

Just because there ARE *SOME* good dubs, doesn't mean someone is a weeaboo for wanting to watch shit in subs and the way they were originally made.

Some people actually care about quality, damnit. And care about what they're wasting their time to watch. If I'm watching anime, it's going to be good and not some fucked over dub. Because whether or not there ARE good dubs, MOST ARE TERRIBLE.

>>1994209

>The same people got all the arcade games removed from the student lobby

wat?

Moar weeaboo stories, because having a convention center right next to chinatown obviously means a high growth of weeaboos. Anyway, once upon a time in said chinatown, I was talking with some friends drinking a bubble tea. There weren't much people in the restaurant, it was rather quiet and calming. Then this HUGE group of 13-14yo fangirls come in squealing like crazy, wearing either lolita, decora, cat ears/tail, bunny ears hat, or naruto headbands. The sat at a table in the back and started showing off anime stuff they had just bought, sqealing, shouting random japanese words, running around, doing the caramel dansen and pretending to hump their posters...
Needless to say, we hurried out. Lucky enough we never met them again, We think they might have been blacklisted out of the place or something. Though not long ago I happened to walk through the convention center with 2 friends looking for the restrooms when suddently a bunch of cosplayers came out of nowhere after us with a huge "free hugs" sign. We ran. FAST.

>>1994215
probably because the guy is a newfag and uses shitty comebacks from kindergarten?

>>1994220

>Because whether or not there ARE good dubs, MOST ARE TERRIBLE.

I don't know where people get this idea. If you don't watch dubs, how do you know they're terrible?

Most dubs these days are plenty good quality. Sure, 4Kids and such sucks, no one will disagree on that, but Funimation, ADV and Bandai (though they've gone under if I recall correctly . . . ADV too, maybe? Really, Funi is the only company you hear about . . . ) produce good quality dubs.

Plus, it's not like you can even tell if the acting is good when you're watching subbed anime, really. Usually you're not even really paying that much attention to the voice at all.

>>1994227
I think I know you..

>>1994236
orly?
Why so?

>>1994234 it's not like you can even tell if the acting is good when you're watching subbed anime

man, you're a retard. no, seriously.
you're proving how fucking lame you are with every line you type.

emotion in a voice is universal.

I know a girl who came to school in lolita dresses. But amazingly, if you sat and talked to her, she was one of the more intelligent anime fans I knew. She had actually seen things besides Naruto and Bleach and could hold an interesting conversation. Whereas the emo kids who wear pajama pants and pikachu backpacks, try to talk to them about anime and it's all "RAITO-CHAN IS SO KAWAII, YAOI GA DAISUKI DES!"

>>1994253
Unless you're a gook, then no one can understand a fucking thing.

Back in highschool, there was a girl who insisted we call her biz. Short for her real name apparently. but this girl was a giant. not really fat, but 6'3" easy. Easy. We called her Sasquatch because of the height. And the hair everywhere.

I only knew her for one year before I graduated but holy fuck, was she desperate for attention. If she wasn't begging for hugs it was pretending to be a character from that week's favorite show. The girl had no friends, even among people she was 'friends' with. At a school dance, she went alone and danced by herself for the entire fucking thing.

a number of times at school events (plays, dances, what ever) she would cosplay. like, full on cosplay. Halloween sure. Homecoming dance? No. She also fancied herself as an artist most of the time, carrying around sketch pads and always bothering an azn friend who happened to be in the same art class as her. She bothered her ALL the time. She told me that one night, after some band thing the sasquatch was in, she yelled out her name from across the concert hall and waved her arms as if trying to beckon her towards her hairy pits.

apparently sasquatch stopped bothering her after she told her to fuck off in front of the entire band.

>>1994253
>>1994234
>>1994220
>>1994200
>>1994196
>>1994191
off-topic but can you people stop the useless drama about sub vs dub? Start a new thread if you like, but's getting annoyingly dumb...

>>1994253
WRRRRRRRRONG. you clearly don't know anything about the nuances of a language so different from our own. You CAN NOT tell good Japanese voice acting from bad Japanese voice acting because you don't speak it.

I like the 'subs are more accurate' thing too. Seriously people, if you need subs, you don't understand the language, and you don't know what the fuck they're really saying. The subs could be complete bullshit for all you know.

>>1994264
fansubs are often very inaccurate, professional DVD subs are much better. with fansubs, it's just one person translating everything. when dubbing companies do it, not only do they hire people who are completely and totally fluent in both languages, but the translations are required to be check by several different people to insure accuracy.

>>1994171
Warm sake is a famine drink. They added ethanol to sake during WWII because there was a rice shortage, but it made the sake taste like ass, so they started warming it to make it more palatable. I guess it just stuck, it's nice in winter. You'd destroy the taste of the good stuff if you heated it though.

>>1994270
THIS THIS THIS THIS! Some of those tests to work as a translator are DEMONIC unless you are a native speaker. Fansubs give you 80% at best. When you want accuracy trust a professional.

Personally?

I just can't stand the voices of english voice actors for the most part, and prefer the sound of the Japanese language. <_<

HOLY FUCK OF FUCKING GOD FUCK

I had come back to high school for a band concert with my girlfriend, support my sister and stuff, and we end up walking by this fat turd who was crazy as fuck. Had a crush on my best friend or some shit like that. Dumb as bricks, too since he was already dating this one girl.

Anyways, the second she sees my girlfriend it's, "(nickname that isn't used anymore)" as she flails her fat bags that hang from her arms in a gesture that I would assume to be an invitation for a hug if used by a normal person. Yet with her, it looked like an attack from a giant cave of flesh.

GF bitched at her and essentially told her to fuck the hell off/don't touch her. And all the fat fuck can do is that gay ass finger touching bullshit. You know what I mean. Both index fingers together, looking at them like some entranced dipshit, pushing them together in a fucked up shit fuck of remorse, or what she could muster of it. Giving the impression of a miserable pile of shit-tastic failure.

I was prepared to beat her down in defense. I thought it was a monster.

A giant pear shaped monster covered in anime.

Also smelling like shit.

That's about it.

Weeaboo stories?
This one time there was this really awesome thread in /cgl/. Yeah, pretty hard to believe, but that's not the bad part.
Well everyone was posting some really awesome stories and having lulz. There were a lot of requests for it to be archived.
But then all these weeaboos showed up and wouldn't shut the fuck up about if subbed anime was better than dubbed anime. It totally ruined the whole thread.
Fuck I hate weeaboos.

>>1994296
>>1994296
>>1994296

Goddamnit, this.

>>1994296
I want to have dirty, kinky sex with you.

>>1994283
Steve Blum's voice is so sexy you would shove your head up your own ass if he told you to. Admit it.

Also girls in anime are always high, squeaky and obnoxious in Japanese. They often are in English too, but not as often.

KAY GUYS. OP HERE TO END THE SUB ARGUMENT.

If you watch anime in Japanese, that is fine.
If you watch anime in English, that is fine.
/end argument

God, all of you are probably some of the worst weeaboos.
You COSPLAY. COSPLAY.
And think you're better than the people who put kitty ears on and prance around saying slaughtered japanese.

Stop being in denial you faggots. All of you are weeaboo, if you cosplay. Period.

>>1994324
You're on /cgl/. /CGL/.

>>1994311

>If you watch anime in Japanese, you're a fucking weeaboo.
>If you watch anime in English, you're a fucking weeaboo.
>/end argument

fix'd

>>1994324
Because every single character from anything ever is japanese or from japan?

>>1994331
That's a valid opinion.

I went through a weeaboo phase as a middle schooler/freshman. I'm very glad to be past it. but I also feel better about myself reading these stories and knowing that I was never THAT bad. I looked like a dork, but I didn't do much to annoy anyone else, or live under any sad delusion like that InuYasha was my boyfriend.

But I introduced myself to my math class as Valentinez Alkilinella Xifax Sichadabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradovardi Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Hymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Which of course a room full of preps and jocks would not realize was even any sort of anime reference. I always found that amusing.

>>1994330
I'm just here because a pal told me I could frag weeaboos.

I consider it fair game.

>>1993599

I was under the impression that 'weeaboo' was a special class of anime nerd who wanted to be Japanese and would do anything to become close to their very honorable and beloved superior race.

The rest of us are just huge dorks in faggy costumes.

These posts make me want my college's anime club to start up again. I want some better terrible weeaboo stories.

I had one girl who was not only an annoying weeaboo, she was snotty about how she knew everything about ~*~animu~*~. I remember my friend and I laughing at her one time for insisting Ceres was pronounced "Kur-es". Not just saying, insisting.

Another time, my friend borrowed some DVDs from her and she accused him on rubbing them on the pavement. Yeah, ok, I'm going to go rub DVDs on the pavement because I have that little of life.

She drew pretty shitty anime art and made fun of my owning something anime related, though I don't remember what at all, when she carried around her FMA pocketwatch all the time.

>>1994376
It's rarely a good idea to insist that you know something about ANY topic unless you really, really know. You wind up making yourself look like an idiot later. Is it so hard to say "I'm pretty darn sure it's pronounced that way, but I guess I could be wrong."?

I used to be "friends" with a weaboo. She was one of those typical LOLRANDUMRAINBOWS art anime fags that. She always had a sketchbook with her and only ever used "ink and copic markers". She used to absolutly shove her sketches in anyone and everyones faces at any given moment.

She used to wear "kawaii rorita desu". Her idea of Lolita being toe socks with the toe parts cut off and then place on her arms, Suspenders with Lace on them and anything with bright colours. She used to walk around preaching to people about the fashion.

I also have a sister who is one of THOSE weaboos. The ones who constantly go on about "Japan is better than <insert your country here>." and "I fucking hate america for dropping those atomics bombs on Japan" (yeah, it happened 40 years ago.. get over it). She only listens to Japanese boy bands and has their faces plastered all over her walls. The only television she watches is her "drama's". Because you know, Japanese Television has to be called "drama's".

She has Japanese music constantly blasting in her car and whats worse is that she sings along with in in this nasally high pitched voice.

I used to love anime, but the fandoms hae put me off. I only like Lolita fashion and now.

brb, listening to Emporer

>>1994404
Japanese boy bands? Psssssh. Korean boy bands are superior.

>>1993907
I know who this is. Gibbs High School AFA, amiright?

>>1993894
LOL.
Kawaii bishie teacher? Was he hot?
Eeeew, she'd get chubby fat all over him.

Hum, me and a friend were buying Pizza in Van Nuys. My friend comments on his Lain hat and so we end up getting into an awkward conversation about AX and what have you..

"Do you guys go on 4CHON?" .. yeah that was a fun one to explain!

This tale of sadness actually happened at the end of a con. I was leaving when, suddenly, a girl appears with a baby kitten she was giving away. Suddenly, I feel the floor trembling. I look behind and I see a HORDE of fangirls screaming "NEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and glomping the baby cat.

Besides that I've met pretty creepy individuals ("I kiss my Haruhi figure every night") and pretty crappy idiots ("omg, I have cat ears! They are NOT nekomimi, they are CAT EARS!"). Just leave them be

There is this guy at my Japanese class...

Well, first of all consider that the class is actually a college class, for adults. I am 21 and am the youngest there. With this in mind, lets imagine this young man that we will call Ro-san for short.

Ro-san is a 27 year old potbelly Brazilian that talks really loud. He wears anime and Japanese t-shirts all the time and "shaped" his hair like a character of 80s yaoi. In the first class he insisted he wanted to be called "Ro-KUN" and revealed his dream was going to Japan and be a samurai. He is always reading the Naruto manga before class, whenever he's not trying to "seduce" a female. Ro-san is always in love, with the person that wears the shortest skirt that day. That's usually me, unfortunately. He invites me all the time to movies, cons and events, but whenever I go with him he shows up a very great unability to understand anything that is not anime. He also gifts his subjects of affection with anime-style coloured pencil drawings (very bad) and calligraphy exercises (very bad as well, and words that have nothing to do with nothing)

This poor soul also has the mania of randomly screaming "whoooozaaaah" or "omg onegaishimaaaaaaasssssssssss" in my ear. When confronted with something that he likes he claps saying "omoshiroiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii". When it's something that he does not like he says "boh, I don't like, Miyazaki does it so much better".

He used to be worst though.

>>1994658
I hate the fact that some people I know at my school ADMIT to going on 4chan.
But to relate to OP...
2 years ago, Freshman year (Loljailbait), I knew 3 weeaboo.
1 Was a Mexican who had the idea that Gackt only loved her, and often sent "love boxes" to him. She "cosplayed" as a lolita on Halloween, and she wants to go to Japan "BECAUSE IT'S SO KAWAII DESU DESU." I wanted to smack her. Hard.
The second one LOOOOVED Vic Mingwhateverthefuckthefaggot's name is. If you talked bad about him, then she'd hit you. Made a tribute to Miyavi on his birthday and never quit talking about J-Rock.
Third one was the fucking Emofaggot who had HORRIBLE Acne and she never shut up. Talk bad about any Anime she liked and she'd hit you. Call her a hippie/prep and she'd kick you.
Also, to add onto my horrible experience with them, they know my youtube account, so they keep trying to contact me.
The first and second girls made cardboard cutouts of Gackt and Miyavi. Probably to "HAVE TEH SEXZ 'CAUSE NOBODY LOVES THEM."
Fucking Glad I moved from that school.

So there's this huge hill of grass right next to where the buses would pick up kids from school after school. Since it took the buses 30 minutes to arrive, I'd usually sit at the bottom of the hill to wait, but I'd never be bored. Everyday, like clockwork, this group of boys would gather on the hill. Almost mechanically, they'd don the Naruto headbands from Hot Topic, and strike these odd poses. Then they'd charge at each other, kicking and punching into the air, and screaming JUTSU this and JUTSU that.

When they'd hit each other for real, the injured would usually whine and whine and whine until he got to swipe at the other person's arm or whatever. One day, this kid I recognized as a freshmen in my Spanish class came running into the fray, and he shouted "I AM KAKASHI AND I WANT YOU TO STOP THIS SENSELESS FIGHTING." One of them replied, "I AM ITACHI AND I REFUSE." I lol'd.

Ugh.
There was this chubby boy at my old highschool.
He was half black and half Korean- and he would make sure EVERYBODY knew it.
No matter what the fuck you were doing, if you were just trying to talk to him about... food or something, I don't know, he's blurt/type I'M HALF ASAIN!! DESU
Well. Thats so great for you.
He also wants to be a girl.
THEY ARE SO KAWAII WHY AM I NOT A GIRL AND OMG I HAVE A TTLY KAWAII MAID COSPLAY YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME TO THE NEXT CONVENTION YOU GO TO
And he will email you EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. with 'kawaii singers', "THEY WOULD BE SO POPULAR IF THEY SPOKE ENGLISH! Desudesudes"
"Japan would love me and my trap self desu"
Also, he was supposedly gay and loved barra, but any time he hugged a female, myself included, he will grope you in every and any way possible.

I also had a horrible weeaboo encounter in my Japanese language class (big surprise, I think most classes must have them now).
I'm going to try and describe her as best as I can, but it's hard to actually put her to words.
Heinously fat, always wearing dirty looking t-shirts and jeans, crispy bleached hair that had faded out a sickening color of yellow, and greasy roots. She had bad acne and one of those bright red complexions that makes it look more like diaper rash than pimples.
She would only show up half the time, which was nice, and like most weeaboos she never studied and could only pidgin out words like 'kawaii' and 'baka' in high-pitched screams.
We were asked by our Prof. to do a report about Japan's culture, and it had a heavy weight on our grade. She wanted stuff on kimonos, Edo Tokyo, and crap like that. She specifically stated not to do it on anime.
This girl gets up with a shit-ton of printouts from her home ink jet of 'bishis' to pass around, and starts her presentation.
"There are 4567 REFERENCES to FOOD in ANIME! I would know, I've been counting."
At this point I had to stop looking at her. It was too difficult.
She gives her report, just reading off quotes from English dubs from shows like Pokemon, Naruto and HunterxHunter (and other shit I have never watched and no one ever should) and gets herself worked up into a frenzy about how ____ LOOOVES ____ candy and he's such a KAWAII BISSSHIII! for like 7 minutes, until the Professor tells her she has well surpassed her time allowance and needs to stop.
The woman teaching us looked a mixture of horrified, scared, and offended.
I've never in my life had to hold back so hard from laughing in public (for fear of the Prof finding it tactless). It was amazing and horrible at the very same time. I wish I had it on film.

>>1993739
>He would throw parties

Totally misread that as "he would throw PANTIES"... ;;

Is it bad that my CHINESE language course attracts wapanese weeaboos?
This one guy had a FMA pocketwatch and would always bring up anime and say random japanese/chinese phrases. He would pretend to know the (chinese) language fluently, but when it came time to do speaking drills, writing, etc. he would fail pretty hard.
His friend in that class was some nasty cunt who would wear the same Invader Zim jacket every day, and would die her hair horrifically (as in she would avoid bleach and put bright colors into her naturally dark hair, making it some shit blue or green).

I mean, if you're gonna dye your hair some outrageous color, you better have blonde hair. If not, bleach that shit, please.
There was also this tiny tiny tiny scene fag who drew crappy chibi and liked Naruto.

I've also had similar experiences in my art classes as well (people who think they are talented, but only draw shitty anime and their attempts at anything else are shit).

I'm trying to think of stories in particular, but nothing comes to mind right now.

Blarrrgh. I used to be a pretty be weeaboo along with my close-knit group of friends, but everytime I read threads like these I thank whatever deity there could be that I grew out of that phase, and my friends with me, except the one that hasn't. We're all ~16ish now with myself as the oldest, but there's one girl in our group that still acts the same way she did when she was 12-13. Which, incidentally, was our weeaboo phase.

She's one of the types that goes around in goffick platform boots, bright wigs and other goth clothes (Last I heard, she visits Camden an awful lot) but she's almost painfully skinny so at least it's not as bad as it could be. Her attitude, though, ohmyGAWD. Whenever I talk to her I just want to punch her in the face, because EVERYTHING she says has to relate to either the latest anime she watched (usually very mainstream stuff - when it was Gurren Lagann she wanted to do a Yoko cosplay for ages and ages and wouldn't shut up about it until I told her that it was extremely overdone and she'd look like a whore), Camden Lock or her other gothic hangouts, or something in her OMGDEEPDARK past. I try not to talk to her anymore, but I do miss the days when we used to be friends and did nice stuff together. ;_; Oh, and I don't think I mentioned that she acts like a total elitest when she can't sew for crap or anything. She was bullshitting my entire group of friends for the costume she was "definitely going to be wearing" to last MCM - she went on for months about how she'd made some elaborate dress thing but couldn't get the wire-things at the top to hold up!... I was so tempted to ask her to bring it down and show me, but never did. Maybe I should call her out on it now that she's told me that she actually has no sewing skills whatsoever (Oh, and let's not forget - she makes AMAZING cosplay armour, despite never having the chance to try out any of that fibreglass stuff she's been talking about. FFFFF.)

>>1994712
Fffffffffff. I live there and I get so fucking sick of those girls. I was like that when I was about 12 but I stopped pretty quick after I realised the world didn't revolve around me. I saw some chick trying to be well loligoff in some overprice tacky shit she bought in Black Rose and it made me rage so hard. D:<

This guy at my old school dressed up as Ash Ketchum every freaking day, the entire school-year.
I think this was in 4th grade or something, when pokemon was totally new and popular over here.
He would wear the costume every day.. bring a Pikachu plushie with him, a bunch of homemade gym badges. He would slap anyone who called him by his real name cause his name was "ASH KETCHUM JEEEZZZZZZ".

My entire school was obsessed with Pokemon at that time. We went around acting like we were Pokemon ourselves and stuff, cause we loved it so much. But noone liked that kid. He was too extreme.

In college there was this weeaboo group, from which I only hanged around with 2 or 3 people from it because they liked the same videogames as I, but the lot of them were obnoxious as fuck. The girls would constantly add CHAN or KUN to anything, Scream stupid bullshit in "japanese" in crowded areas, most of the girls were whales, and the typical goths/fanfic writing bitches that make stuff that nobody gives a fuck about of some famous character going or working in burger king and stupid shit/the typical obese trying to be the little cute girl/etfuckingcetera.

And in the school everyone, and I mean it, everyone laughed at them or had the typical knife/laser stare.

>>1994721
Oh I forgot to add that the kid got transferred to a school for special children, when the schoolyear ended.
The teachers all agreed that he was too weird for a normal school.

.. I actually feel kinda sorry for him.

cool stories bros, you now realize you're complaining about weaboos on an anime image board

>>1994727
cosplay. costumes.
this includes comic books, videogames, and toys.

silly troll. does not just contain neko faggotry.

>>1994716
I would hate to live in Camden. I mean, the couple of times I've been there to shop have been awesome, but I couldn't stand living near large crowds of people that just fag it up all the time. The friend in question took me there one of the times to a gothloli shop (can't remember the name for the life of me) because I "had to buy a lolita dress~!" and I've still got it hanging up for the just in case moments, but fuck me. £50 for it still makes me grind my teeth. Ho hum, I have Bodyline for just under £25 from Japan to show her up with if needs be.

Oh, and the girl I was talking about is more stereotypical than she'd ever admit to. Someone from school recently asked her if she was a goth and she replied with a glare, going "No, I'm not a goth. You must be mistaken." Now, she's wearing fishnets, platforms, etc etc etc. She's also got on thick black eyeliner, so the girl asking goes "Oh... are you an emo, then?" - trying to be friendly and simply start a conversation, mind you. My 'friend' went "No, how could you compare me to an emo? I hate them, they're so overemotional about the tiniest little thing. I'm not anything, I'm more individual about that. I'm gothic with some lolita, cyber and rave injected into my life."
...I had to walk away so I wouldn't punch her in the throat.

>>1994712
>We're all ~16ish now
gtfo underaged b&

>>1994712
I can't tell what's more annoying: The weeaboo in your story or your godawful writing. I can just hear the valley girl voices just screaming and wailing as I read through your post. You're only sixteen, you talk like an idiot, and complain about ``weeaboos''. You're still one of them. Get the fuck out.

This one time, I wanted to get a head start on my final in art so I went to the art room during lunch.

I ended up walking into the anime club.
tl;dr It made me sad.

So, I immediately turned around and walked out.

>>1994730
It's actually a very nice place to live, and I rarely need to go to that touristy part of the town anyway. When I do the crowds drive me nuts though, so I elbow through or just walk in the road.
She probably took you to Sai Sai or GLP. They're not BAD, but not wonderful. I have a dress I bought a few years back that was my first foray into loli, and I'm planning on screenprinting something onto it to make it cuter. Thinking a cactaur design would be awesome.

Underage b& or not, you seem quite nice and I would take you under my wing/hang out.

My sister knows somebody that thinks Greed from FMA is REAL.
/thread

>>1993907
Ha, My club wasn't nearly as bad as the ones I've read about on here, but I did take their money for myself.

But really, how the hell do you people put up with all this? It sounds like a fucking nightmare. I now feel more appreciative of the fact that I've never had extended contact with huge weeaboos.

>>1994766
Ahhh yes, it was GLP, I remember now. In the middle of summer. Also, I think I must now love you forever and steal your idea of printing a cactuar onto plainclothes. Might jazz up that hoodie I've got lying around someplace. (And ta, that's just made my day :D)
Sage for no more weeaboo stories to contribute.

>>1993711 had a fit about how "MY name is Sakura, your name CAN'T be Sakura!"

Reminds me of the hot topic south park episode

"I'm gonna change my name to Vladimir"
"YOU CAN'T it's too close to Vampyr"

>>1993736
>>1993749
Oh God me too, when I was 11 I pretended I had a fox as a pet (...it could talk). I even told my classmates about it
I was a very lonely socially awkward only child...

The weeaboos at my college shout lots of 4chan memes and things like " Fail" aloud in class. I just want them to shut up. They also draw lots of shitty animu. Occasionally I see them walking around campus in cosplay. I'm glad that they don't know that I like a bit of anime... otherwise I'd have to run for the hills. One of them is a fur fag too.

>>1994227
houston?

>>1994840
same problem at my old Community College (i just moved, thank god) but i was friends with the Anime Club President and Vice, because they were not raging Weaboos. i helped them plan their Mini-con and they decided the anime club members would be staff. now while the cosplay staffers were breaking down the entire con for 4 hours; they played D&D, and watched Naruto. my tiny self ran in the d&d room and started screaming at them to get their lazy neckbeards up and fucking help. what did one of them say? "you lost the game!"

>>1994840
"FAIL" isn't a 4chan meme, retard.

One of my friends has a Japanese YouTube account so she can become a famous Gravure model. She goes off about Applemilk and Magibon being a "super famous model" in Japan and why can't she be one too.

Sorry if my English isn't the best, but... urgh I need this to get off my chest

A girl in my class read my email-adress somewhere, obviously googled it and found my profile on some anime fan site, with pictures of me in (wannabe) lolita dresses.

She suddenly decided I was her ~soul mate~ and she would follow me EVERYWHERE. She often claimed how she was "just like me" and she kept talking about how "no one understands us and we have no friends except each other". I said others do "understand" me and I had a lot of friends but she ignored everything negative I said. She tried to impress me or something with horrible, hot-topicish outfits to prove that we are both "loli-chans" and constantly asked my opinion about absolutely everything. When we both agreed on something the usual reaction was "You see, we're SOUL MAAATES" and when I critizised something she liked she called me a "baka [Anon]-chan".

When a friend of mine once said to her that she was like a typical annoying yaoi-loving fangirl, she would BOMB me with mails asking "what is this yaoi". The naive idiot I was, I told her. (She replied that she googled it and found it 'not normal' and 'rather disturbing'...)

1/2

>>1994858

Nope but it's still fucking stupid. It inflates their weeaboo proportions drastically.

>>1994927
2/2

Two days later she came to school with a dozen printed pictures of some anime bishounen nailing each other. She thanked me in front of everyone for "introducing" her to the wonderful world of male buttfucking. So then she started watching anime because of me, mainly Naruto and Inuyasha of course. I liked to draw a little during class, she copied my dawings, kind of flattering first. Later she stole some drawings from my backpack, showed them to our classmates and claimed they were hers. I lend her tapes and video games, never got them back. When I asked her about them, she claimed not to know what I was talking about

I found her cute first, some of her actions flattering, but that was too much; when I finally brought up the courage to tell her to let me alone, she printed the pics of me in lolitas dresses (I wore normal clothes to school, because I'm not an idiot - so no one knew what I did in my freetime, lol), stole my two sketch blocks, showed this to everyone and baaaawed about how I "stole her outfit ideas", how I "leeched off her creativity". They believed her because the never saw my drawings or outfits before, it was like a bad teen movie.
(This was the last day before summer holidays.) I kind of made a detailed plan during holiday of what I wanted to say to her when I met her when school starts again, and how many and which of her bones I would break. The first day after the holidays, I went to school with the intention to punch her fucking face in and get my stolen stuff back - and she was gone. Her parents moved and she went to another school. I raged. Hard.

She STILL mails me from time to time asking if we could meet and swap clothes and stuff, as if we were best friends. ARGH. She's 21 now and wears cat ears on her profile pics on various internet communities. I found my drawings on her deviantart page some time ago.
I know where she lives now, I swear one day I'm drunk enough to go and set her house on fire.

>>1994934
forgot text
>she claimed not to know what I was talking about
...and later bitched about how it was HER stuff and I wanted to steal HER video games via asking her to lend them to me. What the fuck. I called her at home once, her mother answered the phone and I told her everything. Her mother didn't believe me, instead she said "Oh I heard about you, you copy everything my daughter does, get some own hobbies" and hung up.

>>1994927
>>1994934
>>1994951
dude
tell me you're not being serious

>>1994855
No.
Are similar things happening there as well?

What's with weeaboos/underaged mallgoths and the love for Invader Zim? I read that all the time on 4chan. Stupid, annoying people watch Invader Zim.
Why is that so? I like the series and I'm a perfectly sane person, at least i hope so, and so is every other Zim fan I know.
Is it a US thing?

I used to teach kendo in college but quit because it started with one weaboo making anime references etc. all the fucking time. But then they got 3 other weaboos in the class. I told them they disturbed the class and then kicked them out after a repeat occurrence.

Their shitty voices trying to speak Japanese is still in my mind.

I once wandered into the anime club at my university out of curiosity. The auditoriam was filled with about 15 or so basement dwellers, spaced evenly apart, silently studying whatever was playing. And as it was just before halloween, they each had their own giant enough-for-the-class variety bag of candy dumped out on the desks. As the only lady in the room it felt immediatly awkward. I left after a few minutes and still can't help but wonder what made them migrate out of their dorm rooms to do as a group exactly what they must do alone anyway.

College my freshman year, trying to get some sleep in my dorm, when all of the sudden I get a knock at my door. Me being the idiot I was answered. Outside my door is the floor's local weeaboo, with some of the other anime fan's on the floor along with the new Japanese Exchange student. I'm being called an otaku by all of them now just because I hated my floor and stayed in my room. While this dumb fuck is yelling out random Japanese phrases and asking the exchange student how to say certain things in Japanese. I shut the door on their face and go back to sleep

The next morning I go out to the bus stop and he's their with the Japanese student asking about, then yelling out "Yatta!!" in front of everyone waiting for the bus.
At that point I couldn't take it anymore and told him to shut the fuck up

I'm originally from Ireland,but living in Shinjuku at the moment and work as a Shibuya tour guide.
Every single day I have to go through the same shit of fat fucking American Otaku's who think that Japan revolves solely around anime.
And even worse is the 13-18 year old who think it's a great idea to walk around Shibuya in full cosplay,one of them got a milkshake thrown at them.....I've never laughed so hard in my life.
And also the little faggot otaku's,fresh off the plane who try to talk to me in their shitty Japanese,and when they Speak English to me,they talk as if I don't know English at all,I'm fucking Irish for fuck sake,I'm not even mixed,I'm 100% pure white skin,brown hair,blue eyes Irish.

Then there's the people who are obsessed with sushi,I don't think they realise that sushi isn't as good as you think unless you pay good money for it.They think the 500 yen sushi in the subway is the bees bollocks.Nothing gives me greater satisfaction than bringing a bunch of these faggots into a sushi bar,and watching them tremble with fear as the waitress approaches them and they can't read the menu.

For fuck sake get a fucking grip weeaboo scum,don't try to be Japanese,be who you are,realise that learning Japanese requires time and dedication (took me 4 years in Japan to perfect mine),and that Japan isn't nearly as cool as you think it is,most of the time it's mundane and cramped.
Good day.

my only anime pride daily is keychains^_^

>>1995088
Oh wow. I'm going to Japan next year, and I was going to wear lolita (since I wear it freqently, anyways). Would it be better if I just dressed normally?

There were these two girls I went to high school with. One of them wore cat ears and a tail on multiple occasions and the other wore bunny ears. They called themselves 'Neko-chan' and 'Usagi-chan' all through sophomore-senior year. Neko-chan always wrote her English papers on manga and tried to convince me that Bleach and Naruto had interesting plots and that Light was 'omg so hott' . Neko-chan also had the annoying habbit of listening in on me and my friends lunch conversations if we happened to be talking about anime, or a recent convention. She had never been to a con because her mother wouldn't let her, but she would follow me around all day asking about my cosplays and if I could cosplay with her at her house for fun since she couldn't go to a con.
Usagi-chan once wrote a play in my drama class that was a mix between Tokyo Mew Mew and Winx Club and it involved a girl named 'Almajara' who got transported to a place called, and I'm not making this up, 'Funky-Land' where every human that goes there is transformed into a 'were-rabbit'. My teacher was a jerk and made me and a few other people pair up with her to act out her play. I called narrator as fast as I could. She was so sheltered, she wore little girl's Little Mermaid attire until 8th grade.
They were also hard-core Vic Mignogna fans and got pretty pissed at me when I informed them that Vic was at AB06 and I discovered he was a flaming douche-nozzle.

Fuck, man. I'm starting Beginning Japanese this semester... Please someone, protect me from this weeaboo scum that will likely be present.
And it doesn't help that I'm considered a mildly attractive girl. I hope the sweaty mouthbreathers don't try to, you know, talk to me.

>>1995209
YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES. WEAR NORMAL CLOTHES. I cannot stress this enough.

Jesus, if you're going to Japan and don't even know how to dress, I really recommend you look at one of the many sites for travel tips to Japan. Learn a bit about what the local customs are and so forth. It will make your trip a lot better.

Goddamn Americans.

>>1993619
Cool Story Sis

>>1993663
Wait, what's the Japanese equivalent of a weeaboo? I mean, does that make her a jaaWhgg? (Japanese White Girl?)

>>1993673
That sounds more like best weeaboo in show than worst weeaboo ever

>>1994721
Everyday dressed as Ash Ketchum? Nerd. He should have gone as Gary Muther-Fuxing Oak.

Okay this is bad of me but there was this one guy in highschool and currently attending my college and he was absolutely terrible. He was always super awkward and would approach me with his spinoff of some .hack sign plot and dream was to get into video game animation so he could someday make video games featuring his main character with black angel wings, blue hair etc. Then he had the hugest most AWKWARD crush on me for like 2 years (he still might). One that really stands out was this one time in college where he approached me and my new group of friends and begins to tell me about this dream where I had long hair (cut my hair short for the past few months) and was on top of him. Which is bad enough but then began introducing the idea where we didnt have shirts on (I figure in the dream it was less but he didnt want to say anything further). I think my friends were freaking out and a few of them started laughing. I act generally disinterested and when I was able to shake him off I proceeded to feel extremely uncomfortable and 'ffffuuuuuuuuu-' for the rest of the night.

I know he was planning on going to a different college too but on the day of graduation he came up to me and told me "Hey Im going to (your school)" There the nightmare continued.

I have a habit of attracting creepsters and stalkers.

>>1995254

Wow. I'm so sorry.
I had a similar experience, only the creep who liked me thought he was a vampire and would tell me about how vampires who date feed from one another. He also thought that Hellsing was the greatest anime ever and that was ALL he would talk about. I thought it was good, but I wouldn't say it was the BEST anime ever.
I transferred to a different school, so I don't see him anymore. But I purposely don't go on AIM anymore because my jerk-off friend gave him my screen name.

There's a group of weeaboo's at my high school.
I know 2 of the girls have devarts full of yaoi,transformers "porn",making out with another girl that's cosplaying,they cosplay in school on random days as L and naruto..etc etc.

>>1995209
yes, yes it would. Don't let you're first impression be "oh for fucking christs sake it's another goddamn wappanese"

>>1995209
If you are really really cute and are going to a big city like Tokyo or Osaka, it would be ok to wear lolita a few times while you're there. And bring cute trendy shit to wear too.
Best plan is to bring a fairly empty suitcase because you will want to shop like a mofo

>>1995339
And by lolita I mean not miniskirts and cat ears, but brand stuff or super nice home made

>>1995245
Since I was one of the only kids who spoke to him (And I usually just told him how fucking stupid he was) he actually called me Gary, and told me how much I was his archenemy and all that.
He was ... A weird kid.

>>1995229
I'm not American, or that much of a Japanophile. I do love lolita, but I'm only going to Japan because my cousins offered to take me.

My cousins have weeaboo tendencies, but nothing bad enough to mention on this thread.

>>1995359
I'm not a Hot Topic lolita. I'm an Innocent World girl, actually.

Girl I know claims to be Shinto. Funny, considering y'know she DOESN'T LIVE IN JAPAN.

>>1993599
moar of the girl on the left.

Japan's interesting in a morbid humorous way to me, I don't think I could ever understand why people try to adapt to their backwards ass culture.

I know anime is a very small shitty part of their culture thats as looked down upon in Japan as it is in the U.S., but even their culture outside of anime is fucking weird rofl.

>>1994644
He was attractive but it was pretty obvious that he was gay. I'm glad that she remained oblivious to that fact because god only knows what would she would have started writing and drawing then.

So my livejournal handle is kinda weeaboo, I made it when I was like 12 and never changed it, but it's not THAT bad, just has a Japanese word in it. Anyway, in my interests I also have a few Japanese phrases listed, but stuff like tea ceremony and bousouzoku. There's nothing at all related to anime, or even cosplay. But I make costumes for other people and post some pics of them, once of which was a Naruto costume. So that's my journal.

I'm a member of a political/news LJ comm with a billion other people, and I made some comment that this girl didn't like, so she replied, "Go cry about it weeaboo." I inquired as to what the fuck she was talking about. Anyway, she proceded to tell me that the kanji in my interests was incorrect (it isn't) and that I'm a fat cosplayer (I am neither), therefor I am a weeaboo.

I went to check out her shit. Her journal icons were like 90% anime related. She's a member of a fucking GAIA COMMUNITY. She was retarded enough to put her real name on her journal, and it's a weird name so I googled it. I found her FANFICTION.NET account where she requested some like, Naruto slash. I also found her shitty writing journal, where she wrote a really shitty story with characters with names like Fuyuzora Kuro and Koikawa Ume (yeah, the story is set in Japan, BIG SURPRISE). I also found her Amazon wish list. See screen shot. I mean, Pocky and Natruto keychains? And she calls ME a weeaboo because I make costumes for people? Not pictured in this screen shot: cosplay photobooks. I asked why she said my kanji is incorrect. She said she works in animation. In Seoule. Sometimes. Obvs that would make her a kanji expert.

So anyway I basically called her out on it, told her to go watch some more subbed animu, and got her banned from the comm.

>>1994790

>>1995088
>Japan isn't nearly as cool as you think it is,most of the time it's mundane and cramped.
Good day.

I think everyone who's posted here probably went through a weaboo stage. If I knew what I know know now and could go back in time, I'd probably tell myself all these things and stop facepalming when I see old pictures of myself. I'd say the percentage of people who are "otaku"-grade are about the same both here in the states and over there. People there will look at you in derision as much as people here.

I guess that I'm still in my weeaboo fase if using Japanese words from time to time makes you a weeaboo.
I don't only do that with Japanese words though, also French, German, Italian, Spanish etc.
Does that make it a little less awful? *throws in puppy eyes*

>>1995459
No, kill yourself.

>>1995470

Thank you for your input, I will certainly do so because of your comment!

My weeaboo story is pretty recent, just this past fall semester at my college, actually. I was taking Japanese 101 at my school when I met this girl Anatasia (I think that's how you spell it). Strangely enough though, she was skinny, fairly pretty, and rather nice and not drama-stirring, unlike all the horrid weeaboo girls in this thread.
Anyway, why do I still call her a weeaboo?
1) YAOI FANGIRL. Jesus christ. She would brag about how she bought all these plastic-covered yaoi that's meant for 18+ people.
2) LOVED to hear herself talk ALL the time. You could hardly get a word in edge-wise. Most of her talk is about how much she admires Japan.
3) Draws crappy manga stuff. She does have art skills, but just not manga stuff. The worst part is that sometimes she's too busy doodling to follow what the teacher was saying so she'd fail even the simplest questions our teacher was giving and it was pretty embarassing.
4) Didn't insist me to, but would tell me how all her friends calls her "Asia". I'm pretty sure she made them call her that and it some how caught on.
5) Actually TOLD our whole Japanese 101 class how she wants to go to Japan, live there, wear lolita/cosplay ALL DAY.
6) She said she liked lolita, but I'm not too sure if she knows the first thing about lolita.

Thankfully I only had to sit next to her for about 3 weeks before I became friends with another girl. The other girl is somewhat of a weeaboo too, but at least she's really good at learning Japanese so sitting next to her didn't turn my brains to mush and actually helped me get better at Japanese too.

But the 2nd girl is a weeaboo too cuz she is WAY into Asian dramas and celebrities. She used to tell how much she likes all these Asian guys in her school (some of who I knew irl cuz we go to the same church). She's now dating an Asian guy who's 5 years older than her and she's only, what, 16 or 17? Frigging near-pedo relationship. O well, at least I like her a LOT more than "Asia".

I have a friend who broke up with her girlfriend (yeah she was also bi-sexual, at least claimed to be) because she loved Kanon from An cafe(a japanese pop-band) too much. She also cried against my shoulder about her love towards Kanon and about the fact she could never actually have him.

I facepalmed. I wish she could grow over her stupid obsession with An cafe because she's honestly a nice person. I've talked to her about it, but all I got was "I know" and angst.

>>great idea to walk around Shibuya in full cosplay,one of them got a milkshake thrown at them.....

Haha, yeah. I dunno why but for some reason weeaboos think that everyone in Japan with LOVE AND APPRECIATE their looking/acting ridiculous by parodying lolita or whatever. Japanese people hate that shit, they hate when people make a mockery of their culture/subcultures. I mean, wouldn't you?

>>1995483
lol butthurt

>>1995382
Then you should be fine and you'll probably have Japanese people fawning all over you

Anyone remember the girl who, a couple years back, /v/ toyed with? she claimed she lived on "a chicken farm in Osaka" and had all this art on her DA that....was random pictures from jp's artists sites with the pencil filter from photoshop applied.

After a hilarious back and forth of her trying desperately to defend her work, someone finally emailed DA with the proof and her account got canned. She went down, however, with a band of dedicated supporters who were sure she didn't fake it.

>>1995382
>>I'm an Innocent World girl, actually.

High-fucking-five.

>>1995485
A guy in his early twenties dating a sixteen or seventeen year old isn't remotely pedo.

Unless she has a weird medical condition where she never went through puberty, but you probably would have mentioned that.

>>1995531 Japanese people fawning all over you

No. You get the same shit in every country. People WILL make rude remarks just like in the US or Europe, okay maybe some elder people will call you cute (...just like in the US or Europe) but you'll be a freak just like in your home country.

>>1995485
16 and 21 sounds pretty darn normal to me. 16 and 25 may be a bit odd, though.

>>1995559
......the comment was sarcasm methinks, bro.

>>1995559
Japanese reaction to me in lolita: KAWAII
Tbh they fawned over me no matter what I wore

>>1995497
pic probably related

When I was in middle school me a my group of friends were huge weeaboo's.
We had this spot were we would always sit,drawing our shitty manga. We would be characters from tokyo mew mew,draw and make our own characters then act stuff out. There's more,but I can't remember.

>>1995576
I needed to post this...

>>1995579 they fawned over me no matter what I wore

Think about it

Compared to the other stories I've read, mine isn't so bad but I'm going to share it anyway.

Last semester, I joined my college's anime club. I should have never signed up the minute I saw a girl cosplaying someone from D. Gray Man and wearing cat ears and athletic shoes. She wasn't the worse of them though. The entire cabinet, save for one person is full of weeaboos. They made a mandatory rule that whoever joined had to make a Gaia account because they made their own guild on there and that was where they posted announcements. I think it was the second week when they made everyone who had a laptop with them let people use it so they could create accounts. I never made one, and at every meeting the president would announce that there were more people in the club than there were on Gaia.

What we watched wasn't all that bad, but when we watched something mainstream all the girls would squeal and scream whenever a "KAWAII BISHIE LOLOMG" came on. Our adviser had to tell them multiple times to quiet down because the class next door was taking a test.

I live in southern California, and this was around the time Anime Expo took place so they would ask everyone who was going at every single meeting like clock work. When I raised my hand, a girl who I never even made eye-contact with came up to me and said "You can room with me!" I told her I already had plans for a hotel and she insisted that I let her stay in my room along with 4 other people. Yeah, no.

I mentioned this in another thread but one of the girls wore cat ears ears everyday and pretended to clean herslef like a cat while saying "NYAAAAA" every time her friends would pet her.

... There was also a furry in the club.

>>1995229
>WEAR NORMAL CLOTHES
>Goddamn Americans

You claim to live in Japan and you clearly haven't even heard of Harajuku?

>>1993599
>I knew a girl in my freshman year of high school who >wore cat ears and a tail to school every day

0/10

Wait a sec...
We are in /cgl/, rigth?

>>1995582
haha actually the disney-pehlia over there is CRAZY. i saw a girl on the train who was covered head to toe in lilo & stitch paraphernalia. lots of adult women have disney toys all over their house. i saw ads on tv all the time for disney CDs. it's pretty crazy. the thing is though those people who are obsessed with disney aren't fucking annoying about it, readily admit that they like it just because it's cute, and don't profess to speak any english.

>>1995553
>>1995570
yea, I guess, but imo she still acts so sheltered and childish, so it's just...weird. I think you don't really mature until you're 18 or have experienced college already. Maybe legally it isn't pedo, but he's dating someone who still isn't completely mature yet.
Whatever, I guess. Keep the weeaboo stories rolling!

>>1995614
The anime club I went to at my library for a few months actually lacked weeaboos. We were mainly made up of a few nerdy guys, but not awkward nerdy, me and my sister, and a shit load of middle school age black boys. We watched Ouran and Air Gear (this was a few years ago) and enjoyed it. The worst part was that the boys smelled bad, but that was becaue they were pre-teen boys. The club leader was a really pretty nice lady, probably in her 20's. I had to stop going because I started getting a lot of school work and couldn't spare the time, but I'd like to go back one day.

>>1995290
Yeah.He use to instant message me with messages like 'hey sexy' and 'hey babe' and stuff but luckily I dont 'use' yahoo anymore...

The anime club I went to at my library for a few months actually lacked weeaboos. We were mainly made up of a few nerdy guys, but not awkward nerdy, me and my sister, and a shit load of middle school age black boys. We watched Ouran and Air Gear (this was a few years ago) and enjoyed it. The worst part was that the boys smelled bad, but that was becaue they were pre-teen boys. The club leader was a really pretty nice lady, probably in her 20's. I had to stop going because I started getting a lot of school work and couldn't spare the time, but I'd like to go back one day.

>>1994431
IAWTC

/weeaboo

see, when I was president of my anime club, the first week I showed Segata Sanshiro commercials, and anyone who didn't like it left

Made for the best anime club ever

>>1995661
SE-GA-TA! SAN-SHI-RO! SE-GA-TA! SAN-SHI-RO! SE-GA-TA-SAAAAN SHI-ROOOO!!!

>>1994412
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAWqnA8PdcY

proof.

>>1995661
>>1995698
seriously, it works
if anyone on the board is in an anime club and you wanna weed out the losers, play this video next meeting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lCF8O2N50

>>1995579

You're gonna get raped. :/

I think I was pretty lucky, most people in my highschool were into Magic instead and we didn't have an anime/japanese club. No one dressed up like a weaboo and if anyone was one, it was probably rather secret. Or they didn't make a big deal out of it and kept their manga drawing quiet.

In 6th grade a large group of us were all pokemon freaks though. We'd sit together at lunch playing our game boys with our pokemon yellow/red/blue/whatever and this one kid would draw jigglypuff any time you asked or gave him the opportunity.

But it was actually rather cute. I was the only girl in the group. Never dressed up or.... really got into anime though. I like watching it more now, but just for the story. I don't know any japanese words and I would NEVER dress up in one of those outfits.

I still fucking love and collect pokemon cards though. 22 now.

I don't get why people are allowed to wear cat ears, bunny ears, tails, and cosplay to middle school or high school. I know back in my day we had a dress code and God help you if you break it.

On to my weeaboo story...

I currently attend college and have had the misfortune of running into a girl I dub "Anime stalker girl." I'll admit I was bit of a weeaboo for carrying around an Inuyasha messenger bag but I didn't deserved to be stalked for it. She'd randomly come up to me and say, "I like your ___." and walk off. No "Hi. How are you?" No continuation of the conversation at all. First, I just thought she was socially awkward but I realized it was more than that when she followed me to another building just to tell me she liked my Nyan Nyan Nyanko keychain. It creeped me out.

I got three of these kids. When I think that I finally got ride of one, then another one magically comes and torches me.

Knew a girl from my sophomore to my senior year in high school. She would wear lolita clothing, short lolita clothing , and would wear it without any undergarments.My poor friends Justin looked behind when hearing her screaming and saw that she had fallen down. Got a full image least to say. She would give up nick names, throw yaoi books in are faces, squeal when ever a 'hot' anime guy was scene or even talked about.


There is another girl who I am on semi talking turns with right now. She says she has an asian boy friends who's in a yakuza , has a giant mansion, and they met in Japan. She knows all the voice actors for any and all Anime. ect. She's been living in some kind of Jdrama.


A guy who stalks me in real life and the internet. Always asking if I want to cosplay these hentai game females.He thinks that he's Ichigo from Bleach... But wears the Naruto headband everywhere...

>>1995636
Japan often has the better Disney merchandise, save for the Disney parks in the US. One of the only things I complain about Japan being better than the US is their abundance of awesome Stitch paraphernalia (I hosted a Japanese exchange student two years ago as a favor to my friend's family, we shared a love for Stitch and her family sent me a lot of Stitch stuff)
Is it weaboo behavior to wear hair clips with Stitch ears on them?

>>1995923
You're no better than the cat ear wearing weeaboos.
Hang your head in shame.

I knew a girl who wore cat ears to school ever day, wore fingerless gloves, had "Naruto" printed all over her bags, wore a Naruto headband, believed she could summon demons, and threatened others by saying she would curse them.

Talking about Narutards, I remember this kid that used to come to my college's anime club dressed up as a random Naruto character and would spend the whole evening playing fighting games like Brawl or Street Fighters against other people at the club (games and systems belonging to some club members who were nice enough to bring the things and share with others). The thing is, when playing, he would try to make ther people lose by pressing buttons on their controllers, pushing them and such, and whenever he lost he would violently throw his controller on the floor complaining about how others have cheated to win and how he would have won if they hadn't cheated. And when he wasn't playing, he kept screaming and cheering on the person using his favourite character while trying to disturb other players. And when the game was over, he would start whining to be allowed to play. One night he walked past me while leaving the club and started talking to me as if I was his best friend or something.
He eventually got kicked out of the club and staff members decided to make the club 16yrs and older to avoid further annoying kiddo weeaboos.

>>1995923
Not if you're wearing them to a Disney park. But as casual everyday attire? Yes, it is.

>>1994404 "I fucking hate america for dropping those atomics bombs on Japan" (yeah, it happened 40 years ago.. get over it)
>40 years ago

It was 64 years ago.

>>1995339
>If you are really really cute and are going to a big city like Tokyo or Osaka, it would be ok to wear lolita a few times while you're there.

No. It is not. You will the the only one, save for some other tourists. Lolita isn't even remotely close to fashionable in Japan. You will be stared at and probably treated worse than you otherwise would be for looking retarded.

>>1995630
>
You claim to live in Japan and you clearly haven't even heard of Harajuku?

You best be trollin' him. He speaks the truth. Harajuku is filled with stores like Gap, my friend. Lolita is pretty much dead, and even when it was popular, it was still considered weird. People do not walk around in those outfits in Harajuku at all anymore. It's normal shoppers wearing normal clothing.
Get a copy of GG or Sweet if you want to see what JP women wear.

This brings me to my weeaboo encounter last weekend, in Harajuku, actually. White girl, looking like a cupcake at the Meiji Shrine. The only Lolita I saw that day, like most days, was some American girl. I'm wondering if she got the message considering everyone was giving her a GTFO look.
Oh, and the tourists taking pictures of the weddings that were taking place I think should be grouped in with Cupcake girl. The poor brides looked mortified. I don't get why people seem to think all of Japan is one big spectacle like a giant amusement park.