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the computers as big as an entire person

There are nonexistent animals in them.

the pokedex looks like an open book

use a rare candy on a dead pokemon.
pokemon is no longer dead

Look at the size of those fucking Pokeballs!!

>>199641122

It's 14 years ago, Computers actually were that big back then.

Cabinets have 6 books in em.

tell poliwhirl to use surf
lapras appears in water

the abra teleport glitch to make mew appear

Your closest neighbour can't remember your name, yet every fucker else can on the spot.

in OP's picture, who's that girl in the dress on the bottom left?

Charizard goes into pokeball, how does flame not use up oxygen? For that matter, how the fuck do any of those fuckers survive in a fukken ball?

Gary's a fag

grass that reaches our ankles can have pokemon three times our size hiding in it

Mew bug on nugget bridge...

>>199641485
underage b&

Pokémon aren't real.

While we're at it, anyone have a rom of the new gold/silver yet?

SPOILER!
ALL POKEMON ARE SLAAAAAAAVES!

I don't know what's wrong... but I know it's right that your mom stays in your kitchen throughout the whole game.

machop looks like a gingerbread man

>>199642273
i lol'd...

do i even have to mention the truck?

what do they eat? pokemon?

There is no dot on the pokeballs

If killing pokemon is so ghastly evil, does that mean everyone in the game is vegetarian?

>>199640954

Glitch City

a big block thing will render the world unusable, but only if you put it inside a magical ball

how did you get mew in blue?

>>199642561
i lol'd

it's perfectly fine for 10 year olds to go off into the wilderness with dangerous creatures and try to battle, capture, and train them.

Peoples heads are as big as their bodies, and if ur ridin on your bike and look in your guys face it looks like his dick is sliding over the ground

>>199642617
niggerdicks

rubbing an old mans back cures sea sickness and he gives you a present for doing it

o wait

Being a Pokemon trainer is something totally special yet EVERY.FUCKING.PERSON has a Pokemon

Gary was always a step ahead

I'm just gonna leave this here...

pokemon always faint and never seem to actually die

How do you fuck up so bad?

You mean there's really guys just hanging around in caves that just want to kick your ass and have nothing else to do all day?

can walk continuously without stubbing toes, pokemon can understand english, but not speak it (exception being retard meowth), everyone on team rocket is named grunt, and most important, everyone is willing to talk to you, even when your break into thier houses, nothing dies (it only faints), and your pokemon wont fly or surf unless you have a certain plastic square... and thats just the begginning

>>199642084
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokeball#Pok.C3.A9_Ball
The Pokemon are converted into energy and kept in the ball using a mirror like system

Society is alright with letting children capture, fight, and gamble with wild animals.

>>199642084
Since Pokémon can be stored in computers and transfered between them, and considering pokéballs are smaller than most Pokémon, I'd guess that while in a pokéball, the Pokémon is in fact stored as some sort of digital code.

this thick posts maybe...

Prof. Oak doesn't remember his son's name?

>>199643114
Too true

I've downloaded it and I'm playing it again but I just don't feel the same as I did before

trap an animal and make it fight other animals

Micheal Vick = Ash Ketchum

how the fuck does anyone buy a bike? does -everyone- complete some sort of dangerous quest to get a voucher or favour?

>>199643114

fuck you

You cannot climb up a 1 foot ledge.

>>199643114

You fucking asshole... :,(

everything made sense

>>199643277
pokemon tower in lavender town, good sir. pokemon do, in fact, die.

99% of the people in the world can only repeat one phrase over and over again and never move from one spot

your house and one other person's house have a town named after you....

you have to be a millionaire to afford a bike

>>199643455
uh duh

There are only a few types of ghost pokemon. If they are the ghosts of all dead pokemon, why don't we see a ghost charizard. Why does charizard become ghastly? (spelling of ghastly?)

sixdeq86@hotmail.com < desperate chick. she'll do anything ; D

get an abra go to celreulen city go up nugget bridge and go left theres a trainer there make sure u havent beaten him, take a step at a time and the last step b4 he challege's u take it but press start quickly and teleport with abra walk back up nugget bridge and go right till the pause menu comes up automaticly n teleport agen then walk up the nugget bridge you will encounter a wild poekmon

fap

>>199643423
wow, blew my mind and ruined my childhood

>>199643249
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>>199643249
>>199643249
>>199643249

THIS

>>199642084
On that note, what keeps pokemon that are alive and in their pokeballs from suffocating?

If cubone wears the skull of its mothers head as it says in the pokedex, does it wear the skull that its mother was wearing or its mothers actual skull?

>>199643402
grandson.

>>199643305
the internet is a series of tubes

>>199643114
Until you play Ruby and Sapphire.

invisible pokemon on cave floors?

>>199643735
I lol'd

>>199641485
underage bans don't know what they are talking about

Bikes cost a million dollars and you do not know how to run

>>199643114

still have blue and yellow and my GBC. not quite as good but still amazing.

>>199643114
.... :(
He's right. I remember getting it on my 11th birthday when it was first released. I ended up playing it the ENTIRE fucking time, even when everyone else was enjoying the party and eating dinner.

Only other games to make me feel that way were Zelda OoT and MGS...

>>199643978
Better yet, why does cubone evolve into his own mother?

Why can you only carry like 6 pokemon when you have a backpack that can hold bikes, suitcases, and hundreds of empty pokeballs? Why cant i carry hundreds of pokemon in my backpack?

>>199640954
pokemon was after my time so i never played it. so i think ur all gay.

There's the technology to turn living creatures into pure energy, and capture them inside of a ball, but everything else is still quite primitive.

You can jump down a small ledge, but for some reason, cannot climb back up it.

Pokemon can be set on fire, frozen, explode, but can never, ever, EVER die, only faint.

A pokemon the size of a sky scraper can body slam a minuscule pokemon, but if that pokemon has the 'attributes' of a certain element of nature, then it won't die because it's 'not very effective'.

Duplicateing items, pref master balls

>>199643114
>>199643114
THIS THREAD IS NOW A BAWW THREAD

everyone use ideas from this thread to make pokecomic oc

items on the ground look like poke balls. surf makes you turn into a seal-like creature. the pokemon sprites look fucked up.

Copying items, pref master balls

a 10y/o kid who has only just started their adventure can already beat a criminal organisation single handedly

>>199644405
We all happen to think that being born after 1995 isn't worth shit. So fuck off.

>>199644395

>>199643114

So true. God, I miss that feeling.

>>199644434
>>199644434
>>199644434


whats wrong with you assholes saying pokemon can't die? LAVENDER TOWN LAVENDER TOWN LAVENDER TOWN

One thing I never understood in pokemon world,do normal animals exist there???I remember in one episode of the anime there's a banquet and you can see some animals like lobsters...also almost all the economy in pokemon world is about pokemon??

walking down/up was slower than left/right

Wait so ditto's a hermaphrodite by choice? And can fuck any other pokemon? And change its sex at will? Why the fuck are we giving this game to children?

They talk about animals, like birds and cows. Yet you never see them EXEPT pokemon.

you cannot eat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jmty_NiaXc
you nostalgia you lose.

You throw some weird ball at this animal, trap it in there for god knows how long, and when you let it out, it's your slave

An old man gives a small child a dangerous beast and sends him to travel the world killing other dangerous beasts.

Pic Related.

Assemblage required.

guys this is the funniest OC thread in a long ass time. im over here cracking the fuck up.
thank you so fucking much. made my day complete

A Japanese crime ring is run by an Italian dude who will leave all of his plans behind so long as you can use your animal pets to beat up his animal pets, and then talk to him. Otherwise his plans are all on permanent hold until you are capable of doing so. Also no one has a gun to just kill you

Why couldn't I just that the pokemon left on the table? Oak wasn't going to do anything with it.

NOBODY DRIVES CARS.

And bikes are too expensive for the average person to afford.

Random posts that keep you from wandering around.

Pokécenters are free (presumably government run) and always friendly. Like that makes any sense.

Nobody seems to really do anything.

19 years old young cumdumpster bored at home chatting on webcam. add me on MSN 'paris2luv'

emptypowder21

team rocket surrenders because you beat up their pokemon, rather than just saying fuck you kid when they lost anyway

>>199643277

google 'grunt'

>>199645086
NOT RED AND BLUE FAGGOT

you never see any other trainers moving between cities

When you catch the most badass angry motherfucking pokemon, who wants to rip your balls out and fuck you in the eye- one who could just eat your fucking eyes out and then shit all on top of your mangled penis, then kicks you and feeds you to his offspring, when you catch that motherfucker, and release him. HE'S YOUR FRIEND FOR EVER LOOLOLOLOL

>>199644343
>>199644343
>>199644343
>>199644343

IM FUCKING DYING OVER HERE MAN!!!!
lmao

>>199645754
omg, i had many sleepless nights over this. i wanted that pokemon bad.

>>199646166
For that matter you never see anyone move except to either turn around or walk four squares and then turn around to where they were standing.

Missingo. That's all I have to say.

>>199641485

no. most people had a reasonably sized home PC by then.

server stacks on the other hand...

>>199643114
>>199643114
>>199643114
FUCK OFF FAYGET

>>199645302
I fukken lol'd

posting in epic thread

>>199642617

this. nobody tell me that Charizard was eating fuckin grass

if you can fight sleeping pokemon, why do you have to wake snorlax up to fight it?

YOU BLACK OUT WHEN YOUR POKEMON FAINT?!

Getting a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzmlpAjMpHs&feature=PlayList&p=61B646ED7B059AEB&index=0&a
mp;playnext=1

O shiiii

>>199647020
>>199647020
>>199647020
QFT man

this thread is hilarious.

I DEMAND AN ARCHIVE

Because this shit matters

Why cant he just climb over the fucking tree, its thin too, you could slide into it for fucks sake, are trees 100% unpassable?

In Celadon City, in the hotel, there is an invisible and fully functional computer on the right side of the building.

Cubone mutilates its own mother's cranium in order to dissect her skull, scoops out the brains and muscle, cleans off the blood, and then wears it like a fucking helmet.

How come there are no pokemons more than level 3 around the first city? How come the levels of the pokemons in the wilderness get higher when you visit the next city?

Also epic thread

Pokemon light up really bright and turn into other pokemon while various random shapes are released when they do. Makes PERFECT sense, :P

Why can Kangaskhan use Surf?

>>199645054

no, the programmed boxes just weren't as high as they were long

>>199647907

How come he can not use a FUCKIN KNIFE?

A 10-year-old is allowed to travel cross country and no one thinks twice

a 5oz bird can carry a 120lb human to any destination, even across oceans

people aspire to be gym leaders, and are deemed tough and the best trainers around

why then is brock's geodude only like lvl10

How do they reproduce? Do they have sex? Is there Pokemon porn? If it exists, there should be porn of it

you can fish in gym statues

>>199644737
See Goku in Dragonball

>>199648690
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST ASKED, FUCKING NEWFAG

Oak sending out his aides to sit around in areas you may never visit, waiting to ask you if you caught a certain amount of pokemon yet.

If you faces Gary in cerulian city, you can go back to Viridian and battle past Gary if you didn't do so before.

>>199648497
because they are meant to get stronger as you get stronger. They lead up to the elite 4 and then the GARY MOTHERFUCKIN OAK

>>199642305
elaborate please, mew bug?

>>199645302
And still, you can drink soda.

>>199648329
Because using a knife to cut down a tree would be ridiculous, just climb over the fence.

>>199648232
More importantly, why can a Rhyhorn or Rhydon Surf?

>>199648915
see:
>>199643892

>>199649159

Than use a chainsaw. He can fit a bike in his backpack.

>>199648690

according to the new games pokemon don't even lay the eggs you get from them. they just appear.

there are pokemon inside the statues.

tiny trees can block entire paths

bike's cost a shit ton of money

love this thread

pokemon takes place in irl Japan

>>199645812
Yes, I think the 19 year old cum dumpsters were major flaws in the Pokemon games.

>>199649159
especially when that tree can beat your ass

no black people.

We like black people

BROCK

A 10 y/o can take down Team Rocket, but all the police force can do is barricade the roads to Saffron.

You can get passed these road blocks by bribing the police with a glass of water.

>>199643305

E=mc^2
Engergy is mass times the speed of light squared
mass IS energy

pokemon never die
They just faint

>>199649620
and they grow back as soon as you leave the area.

and you'd think there would be some kind of road maintenence crew to remove the trees.

>>199649952
>>199649952

the hikers were all niggers

>>199649797
>>199649797
>>199649797

CANNOT BE UNSEEN

The boat waits in the port until you get off
the pokemon don't run away when you send them out
wild pokemon don't seem to fight eachother (always at full health)
can't walk without live pokemon
teach a kangaroo to surf, but not any other non-fish
HAVE to stop and battle any trainers that see you
candy makes them stronger
trainer doesn't eat or drink
can only wake up snorelax with a flute

You beat gary all the way to the elite four and, lo and behold, hes already beat it before you. WTF

>>199649952

thats not exactly a flaw or a glitch.

archive this shit
for luls and win

>>199650337
>>199650337

they die you fucktard. POKEMON TOWER

>>199646196

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME

>>199650604

Yeah that's a feature

>>199649797
Mind.
Blown.

ARCHIVE, THIS IS GREAT OC TO MAKE A COMIC

Sexy as they are, but how come ALL the police officers and ALL the nurses look fucking same?

>>199649159
Just.... gtfo

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>>199651092
how request?

>>199642456
I do, its on doperoms

>>199643324
>>199642851

well.. I'm just gonna say it.

rule 34.

if gary beat lance to be the pokemon league champion, and you beat gary, does that not mean you have to wait in that room forever until you lose?

>>199649952
were trying to point out flaws

people stand around and never go home.

>>199647120
>>199647120
Actually, you white out.

>>199651487
>>199651487
You have to matter.

>>199651532

link please

>>199649797

HOLY SHIT

>>199642456

facepalm.gif

>>199649797
Location SW of Sinnoh... wat?

>>199649797

*catches plane to japan to catch missingno*

>>199651629
where can I read these?

>>199651532
is it engrish?

>>199652111
interbutts

I still remember being fuckin jealous of anyone who had a N64 with pokemon colloseum cuz i wanted my epic legendary pokemon.

Also I remember playing pokemon colluseum and dreaming about the pokemon games on Red and blue become 3d games.

>>199649797
is that real? I'm no geographer so i only roughly know what japan looks like

/r/ing diary of a charmander

>>199652111
http://www.vgcats.com/super/

That the world is comprised of Fish,Pokemon,and Humans. same problem with Digimon.

now that I think about it, why are there no Pokemon attacks on humans?

>>199649510
>>199649510

no room for a chainsaw, there is already a bike in there

Am I the only guy who thought that the message you get in pokemon centers after healing your pokemons was really evil?

"We hope to see you again!"

So they HOPE that my pokemons will need medical treatment?¨

This has always bugged me

Ashes mum didnt have her own room. she lived in the kitchen.. but theres nothing wrong with that hmmmmm

A few of the creatures don't exist. Abra? C'moon

>>199652002
...seriously... what is it?

whoa, whoa... wait a second.

to everyone who complains "so your pokemon beat someone else's pokemon, and they leave you alone?"

has anyone read the pokemon manga? pokemon are so much ridiculously stronger than humans, waaaay more dangerous. if your pokemon fight someone else's pokemon and win, they won't fuck with you because YOUR POKEMON CAN EASILY KILL THEM. that's why they back off if your pokemon win.

>>199644405

underage b&

gary's raticate dies. Too lazy to explain, but it dies. Doesn't faint, dies.

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Why did team rocket never acquire arms? Kid walks in with pokemon, shoot him in the face.

>>199652617
thanks anon

Since we are the on the subject of Super Effective ...

You can halt a creatures evolution. Ever stopped and wondered how weird that is?

no one has jobs except shop owners yet everyone gives you money after beating them.

>>199652725
Oh god, I thought I was the only one, this annoyed me sooooo much!!

>>199642456
Lol.

>>199650410
Pretty much You>Gary>Elite Four

And apparently Gary walks faster than you. Also, he probably got there first because he didn't fuck around with Team Rocket.

Anyone else notice how you can beat the Elite Four literally thousands of times, but never get any press attention or inquiries about witchcraft?

and why is gary's sister a fucking nun/muslim!!

>>199652774
or rather she slept in the same bed as ash.

http://www.fucktube.com/video/32454/blonde-beauty-has-her-moist-slit-pounded

>>199653178
No. It's more of a metamorphasis instead of an evolution. You "startle" your pokemon out of it.

>>199643114

I can't express how much I hate you.

You've defeated entire criminal organizations, beaten every single gym leader, have caught the 3 legendary bird pokemon and Mewtwo, you defeated The Elite Four, The Pokemon League Champion and have become Pokemon Champion in the process, yet some douche with a level 4 Pidgy thinks he can beat you.

This.

>>199652725
Also, if you click too fast they heal them again, WTF is up with that, you just spoken with them still infront of them your pokemon are full health AND SHE TAKES FOREVER TO HEAL THEM.

I put MissingNo in party. Beat the Elite Four.

Went to Cinnabar Island, is the room where you give them a fossil. Third room. Check the computer hall of fame, go through the pokemon. Fifth or sixth one for me, it stops any song playing and plays this funky ass beat, even when you log off computer and walk around the new song remains the same.

Anyone else done it?

>>199650126
Brock is asian

>>199644343
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>>199644343
LMFAO

>>199650279
Mass isn't energy, that just proves you don't even understand Einsteins formula.

i got real scared when i tried to capture another trainers pokemon
i stoped playing it for a week

>one flash can illuminate a cave untill you leave

>>199653826
Yes but you obviously didn't experiment enough. All you have to do is catch missingno, MAYBE have him in your party when you beat the elite 4. but any pokemon center terminal will do this.

old school pokemon theme on piano?
yes please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGDiO1G0-K0&NR=1

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>>199652725
Nope, that bothered me, too

>>199642046
Gary's sister amirite?

>>199653178

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD

and Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made.

i just shot a fucking laser beam the diameter of a baskeball, and it shook the whole screen.. at a level 3 rattata. how on earth is it only 'fainted'?

the whole ocean has barricades

pokemon is a game.

>game

>>199641485
It's about 10 and a half years ago. And you're a faggot.

In the Silph Co. Building, Gary Oak is just chilling out during a blatant hostage situation just so he can fight you. When you win, he leaves and doesn't give a fuck about helping you save the people in the building.

Because he's GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

I wonder, whats the deal with you NOT being able to capture the pokemon you got from oak.

>>199654305

yeah and when a pokemon transforms where comes the matter/atoms from?

>>199649797
omfg

>>199654981

maybe wwii happened in pokemon too

the swimmer trainers in the ocean. its been over to years and they're still dreading the water while i simply go around them.

aslo, how do you do a pokemon battle while swimming?

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>>199652482

It was Pokemon Stadium on the N64 you troll/moron.

Also, the fact that you could only choose either Hitmonlee or Hitmonchan even after you've kicked the Gym leader's ass.

>>199654905

I feel off my chair laughing.

furthermore what the fuck is with there being pokemon made of rocks!? how the fuck does that make sense?

each successive gym leader had pokemon that were super effective against previous gym leader's type.
BUT
brock < misty < lt. surge
how the fuck did Lt Surge beat brock?

water kills stone

>>199655494
moar of these!

You capture every single fucking pokemon just to get a scroll and a pat on the back...wtf?!

>>199655213
Probably the same way other biological creatures enlarge and get bigger over time. Jeeze. This thread was supposed to be about fun quirks and flaws in the game, you're just trying to sound smart now but you're just a douchebag.

>>199643114
what? i will never again do something awesome for the first time?

>>199655312

that would explain a lot. backwards people, barricades etc. And mutants!

>>199655674


It doesn't say ANYWHERE that a gym leader has to defeat all the other gym leaders to become one.

>>199655703

only got this 3

>>199655494
How come you only get 1 eevee, was it some genetic experiment?

>>199648232

Methinks Kangaskhan should count as two pokemon...I see that little shit hiding in his mum, man up bitch!

And what the fuck is with there being computers in japan.

they dont have the freedom to watch porn on their computers but they can transport all the dangerous animals and illegal steroids they want...

>>199655862

but in seconds? and you're sounding more douche too me, you bag full of douches.

>>199644343
cubone's mother is a kengaskan.. lurk moar...

>>199649797
Kanto, or the entire area, or playing area, of Blue, Red, and Yellow, is an actual region in Japan.

Must go to Cerulean City and find Misty.

>>199643114
this makes me want to play the generation 3 and 4 games. ive never playing any of them beyond crystal.

i played fire red, but that doesn't count.

Gym Leaders are haled as being the best trainers in the world, but most of them only have one type of Pokemon in their team.

Why the fuck can't my character climb up tiny ledges but jump down them?
FFFUUUU

Pokémon is the only interest any in the world has, and it's all anyone ever talks about. The world revolves around Pokémon entirely.

>>199656440
Yet Cubones mother was a Marowak. Lurk moar.

when you walk on the beach of an island you get attacked by mysterious creatures

sounds like the story of lost, would like someone to elaborate on this

>>199642456

You can get it from thepiratebay but it's still mostly jap, meaning you can't get past the second fucking town.

nurses want to see you again. That's sadistic.

>>199656421
Yes. I'm sure it's some sort of massive acceleration of biological cells due to a click in the pokemon's brain at a certain point "x" (x being the requirements of said evolution). If it's believable a caterpillar can become a butterfly, it should (for the sake of a game and tv series) be believable that this process can happen at an extremely quick speed as well for pokemon.

Why does that stupid old man assume you dont know how to catch pokemon?

what a fucking dumbass.

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Why does every pokemon turn into lapras after swimming?

>>199642046
Amber Lamps

entire game

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>>199652725

Second this, so true. I thought that my first time

>>199656571
This is explained by Misty that most "professional" trainers stick to one type of pokemon to specialize in.

I also never got how, when you fly, you INSTANTLY move to that area, asif your flying pokemon discovered lightspeed or something.

>>199657311
shitty thumbnail is shitty

the cities in red, blue and yellow are named after gay ass colors

Can butterfrees or beedrills only exist if YOU have them? How do wild kakunas and shit evolve on their own? Do they harden shit to death?

A GIANT FUCKING BOLT OF LIGHTNING CAN MISS

OP here
so let me get this straight.
I leave this thread alone while I go out and smoke a Joint, get food, eat it, and watch a little TV, come back, and this thread is STILL going on?

>>199657117
you censored it you faggot?

The fact that they screwed up the evolutions - it should've been like this.
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why do we never hear about the man who invented the poke-ball/anything else.

>>199656440
Talking about the game newfag.

>>199650279
Well, than what about wireless energy that is becoming available soon? Or power lines? You don't have to be huge, or substantial, for that matter, to have or be any kind of energy.

I have to wonder where some of the more far fetched pokemon come from. Like the ones that are part machine, or seem to have a biology that coudn't be unless they were engineered like Mewtwo

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!

OP here, disregard that; I suck cocks.

>>199657550
It's for the convenience of the player. What, you want the flying pokemon to get there the same speed as walking/bike? Then what's the fucking point? Assume the brief flash of white on the screen is the "2 hours later" caption that some cartoons have.

You can not catch a fainted pokemon. It should be easiest then.

>>199652725
Never really bothered me. I was always happy to return to the ever happy nurse Joy. Or just regular Nurse.

I beat the elite 4 a hundred times and still am not champion?

>>199657729
and its been archived
congrats

When you lose, you faint.

Why is there only 1 of every starter in the game? Why can't I find wild squirtles and shit?

>>199655178
I lol'd so hard.

>>199657117
The Fuck? Why did you censor it?

>>199658026
>Link's awakening

OH no you didn't just fucking do that.

>>199657493

If misty is such a smart bitch than why isnt she in the elite 4?

furthermore how can spraying your pokemon with a bit of orange liquid help it recover from all its infirmities to be able to fight again.

and why the fuck cant you spray it WHILE its fighting?

>>199657729

no problem.

>>199643114

Fuck you man!

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