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As a Leaffag, I lol'd.
We just have to laugh it out.

Wait until Stajan gets pissed because they keep losing, then he'll start raggin, and we'll start winning.

0-7?

God damn they're the Lions of Hockey.

>>2158699
WAKKA WAKKA

SUP STEVE DANGLE

>>2158717
dohohohohohoho

What do Maple Leaf players have in common with Abe Lincoln?

They can't finish a play.

>>2158728
Why did you delete the first one?

Where would you find the Red Light District in Toronto?

Behind the Leafs net.

This thread might be off-topic

haha I lol'd heartily.

What do Vesa Toskala and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both wear one glove for apparently no reason.

Oh my God, I love this thread.

Justice in TORONTO ONTARIO (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Toronto courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted the young boys wishes and granted temporary custody of him to the Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. The boy is said to be very happy with his new custodians.

>>2158747
o u

Why did Vesa Toskala interrupt two people having sex?

He wanted to know what it felt like to stop someone from scoring.

This thread is awesome.

How are Maple Leaf general managers like beachcombers?

They make their living trying to salvage washed up junk.

>>2158760

lol'd

>>2158747
>>2158747
>>2158747

What a faggot.

Also this thread is decent i give it a 7/10 thus far OP

What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?

A thief.

The sad part is these are all true.

>>2158760
10/10

What's the difference between the Leafs and a guy who promised his wife to quit drinking for 8 months?

The guy can look forward to a draft next summer.

This is the best thread on /sp/

Why Hamilton didn't get a hockey team?

If Hamilton got an NHL team Toronto would want one too.

>>2158834
But if the Leafs finish last... won't they have 1st pick?

10/10

I love this thread.

>>2158855

Traded to Boston for Kessel.

>>2158866
It's okay we have Kadri.

How do you know it's autumn in Toronto?

The Leafs are falling.

What do you get when achieve zero productivity at work?

A week off and a game of dodgeball.

>>2158878
*snerk*

>>2158898
Okay, I smiled at that one.

I'm enjoying this thoroughly. Please, continue

>>2158866

What was it 2 first round picks and 2nd round pick?

Did you hear Toronto is getting a new area code?

047.

>>2158912
I don't get it.

>>2158949

zero - for - seven

As in their record 0-7

What do the Leafs and a TV evangelist have in common?

They each have the ability to make 20,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

>>2158898
never laughed so hard when i saw they played that at practice. what a joke

>>2158960
Now that I say it out loud it makes sense. Thanks.

>>2158966
I agree.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?

Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

This thread made my night, ty op.

>>2158998
lol

Habsfag here, it's a sad day when even my embarrassment of a team doesn't look so bad when compared to the Leafs

This thread is win, except for the fact that most Leafsfags have long given up, so it's lacking butthurt.

How are tampons and the Leafs alike?

Their only good for one period.

>>2159035
LOL

>>2159035

*sigh* the truest of them all, lacking sense of humour due all the failure, well done folks, million times better then the shit that floods my inbox

>>2159035

suck it Toronto!

Why are the Maple Leafs like a bad bank?

No checking, no savings, and definitely no interest.

>>2159031
I'm a Leafsfag and I find these fucking funny, I don't care if you make fun of us, we deserve it right now

>>2158963
20,000/10

>>2159060
OH
MY
GOD

Why did the Dodgeball Player retire?

He was afraid that Brian Burke was gonna offer him a contract.

What does Mike Komisarek and Timmins, Ontario have in common?

They are both Minus 25 come Christmas.

THE QUEST FOR 0-81-1 STAYS ALIVE!

YOU CAN DO IT, LEAFS!

>>2159077
it aint that funny,because its probably true

I hope this thread never dies.

>this thread

>This Fucking Thread

>>2158834
1000000000/10

>>2159086
bahahaha, my favorite one

What do you call a Maple Leafs success in 2009?

An overtime loss.

How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to change a tire?

Just one. Unless it's a blowout. Then the whole team shows up.

>>2159150

How is the Maple Leafs and Joe Buck similar?

They both make you want to turn off the tv

Where are you getting these?

How do you keep the Leafs off your front lawn?

Put a net on it.

leafsfag here, these are fucking awesome.

Wingsfag, these are making me considerably less miserable, thanks

>>2159168

What's 2 feet wide, 30 feet long and sleeps 23 people?

The Leaf's bench.

I love this thread.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Blue Jays, and the Toronto Raptors have in common?

None of them can play hockey.

Why are the Maple Leafs true to their name?

They can never go up top and have to drop to the bottom

i lold>>2159231

dont quit on me now anon cmon MOAR

If I were a Leafsfag, I'd be crying right now.

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your welcome faggotsk

I think the triangle joke can last for 3 more weeks.

>>2159374
Hell, 3 more seasons.

>>2159347

>Thanks for your request.
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>This thread has been requested 6 times now.

One more, faggots.

>Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 2158699

>>2159355
Why? :/

>this thread

What do the Maple Leafs have in common with the Titanic?

They both looked good until they hit the ice.

Why can't the Toronto Maple Leafs drink any coffee?

The Canadiens have all the cups.

Little David was in Grade 5 when his teacher asked all the kids what their fathers did for a living. The typical answers came up: doctor, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet so the teacher called on him to answer. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is reallt good, he''ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher was so shaken by this that she quickly gave the kids colouring to do while taking David outside with her. "Is that really true about your father?" She asked. "No," David replid, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too embarassed to say that in front of the other kids."

FFFFFF, my kingdom for a dutch elm disease joke...

LOL'd many times over. Best thread on /sp/ in weeks.

Well played, anon.

Depressed Wingsfag no more, thanks OP!

>>2159709

>>2159703
>my face at this joke

>leafs

that's funny bro

holy shit, bumping for more Leafs jokes. This thread is hilarious.

thread of threads

i lol'd

but seriously, breathe manually

>this thread

>>2158695
plz stop spamming ur poopy board on www.anòn†alk.com ok its not funny anymore us lil girls like ants dont step on them !! many big thankz and hugz from tinyloli <3 <3 :3

Oh Toronto, never change.

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

>>2161670

http://www.easymodo.net

It's way better than the worthless 4chanarchive.

this thread is fucking awesome

>>2159709
I've read that before but his dad was a lawyer

>>2161670
Every thread on /sp/ is already archived
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/sp

>>2159095
with the way they're playing it's not exactly a pipe dream.

I <3 this thread