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I heard the phone ring. I didn't answer it. Moved out because house was haunted.

That dinner was delicious. The concept of veal has never sat well with you, but why deny it? It tasted great. Your complimentary fortune cookie arrives. You open it.

"You're not supposed to eat the fingernails."

Wait...what?

Veal+fortune cookie=not the same restaurant.

I used to like playing with my lighter as I smoked outside in my back yard at night. Back then I was a teenager and my parents were asleep, all the lights were out. I would illumate the darkness around me for short, split-second bursts every few moments.

I don't do that anymore.

Angel statue outside. Everybody dies in the end.

Lots of blood. Man was a nuisance. Man was also you or it was a lady if you're a lady.

Girl with tail going to grab documents comitted suicide best friend told /x/ to go fuck themselves never heard anything more about it.

Only the light can save you from them in the waking world, but they can never be kept out of your dreams.

A crazy girl arrives at the hospital cut and scarred, and refuses sleep medications, telling stories of an 'other' who attacks when she falls asleep. Her roommate is killed and mutilated, she is killed and mutilated, and the staff goes insane.

Heron was phone.

One time I took pills at a rave without knowing what the fuck they were; some American backpacker chick hooked me up. At first they didn't seem to do anything at all; I went to the bathroom, took a piss, zipped up, walked out, and the party was completely empty and soundless.

I freaked out, turned around, and suddenly everything was back to how it was before.

I was making out with my lady, suddenly the phone rang. I answered it, a voice grumbled "what do you think you're doing with my daughter?" I asked my lady about it and she told me her dad has been dead for years...

Who was phone?

I woke up one morning. Found out I turned into a black man overnight. Robbed a liqeur store.

Shortly before it shut down, the underground website Baphomet warned everyone to stay away from NYC in 2001, Madrid in 2004, Santiago in 2010, Israel in 2017 and Lodon in 2021.

It also recommended you stock up on supplies before 2022.

Walking down the hall to the bathroom at night, the lights begin to flicker. When the lights are on there's nothing there, but when they're out, there's a silhouette at the end of the hall.

Every time the light flickers, the silhouette moves closer.

There's no danger in staring into a mirror straight-on. Just avoid glancing at them out of the corner of your eye.

Read this:

Molly is here.

If you read it out loud, you're fine. Just leave the room you're in for a couple hours.

If you read it in your head, then Molly's in there now.

>>2844734
I shat a wall.

Stork flew in window, hit all my pots and pans

If you eat a pomegranite before going to bed on the eve of your thirty-third birthday, you may have a dream where you witness your mother giving birth to you, but you're a stillborn.

Congratulations: you've accessed an alternate continuity. Everyone in this room will do their best to ignore you and pretend you're not there. It's a defense mechanism. Do NOT talk to or touch anyone, or you'll validate this reality and time will retroactively write you out of existence.

An unknown number calls you to your cellphone. You answer.

"Hello? Can I take five minutes of your time?"

"Sure."

He hangs up. Suddenly you feel a little older.

Everything you Do Is A Balloon.
.

>>2844684

Can someone tell me what i should see on that picture?
..I..I don't get it...paranormal?

You don't look in the mirror, the mirror looks into you. You are the reflection.

There is a possibility that your parents have been dead since April 12, 1986. Here's an experiment you can do to find out:

Leave a tape recorded on somewhere hidden in your parents' room, then announce that you're going out, leaving your parents alone in the house. When you return, listen to the tape in secret. If you hear a constant gurgling noise, leave the house and do not return.

If you set your alarm clock for a certain time and wake up before the alarm goes off by chance, it's best to go back to sleep and let the alarm wake you up later. You already told reality when you'll be entering it; you don't want to run into a glitch, do you?

>>2844825

Your cell phone rings, and it's a number you don't recognize. You shrug, and answer anyway. The voice on the other line says, "Can I have five minutes of your time?" You answer yes, and the caller immediately hangs up. Suddenly, you feel... five fucking minutes older.

>>2844883

beat you to it

>>2844815

>>2844883
>five fucking minutes

This part wasn't in the original. I mean seriously, was the original too fucking subtle for you?

>>2844841
FUCK. i don't know why but i always wake up ten minutes before my alarm. ALWAYS. no matter what time.

While brushing your teeth in the evening, you catch a glimpse of your wall mirror, covered in fingerprints. Annoyed, you grab a towel and rub at them. They remain. Upon closer inspection, you realize that they seem to be on the other side of the glass…

The next time you wake up groggy and tired, dont move. Take a glance at your mirror; if youre lucky, you might catch a smile.

You know when you’re falling asleep, and you suddenly get the feeling that you’ve tripped? You’re body lurches forward in an instant, ready to protect you instinctively from injury. You can almost SEE the ground rising to meet you. This occurs when the boundaries between you and the “you” in an alternate universe are weakest.

This is the feeling that happens when another “you” dies.

>>2844789
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

moree i like these.

>>2844789
GOO!

A vanguardist composer decides that his next piece will feature sounds recorded while he slept. He leaves a tape recorder on throughout the night.

The next morning, he plays the recorder, listening to whatever it picked up. Mostly stray cats, passing cars, and his own tossing and turning in bed.

Then halfway through, the sound of his door opening.

>>2844935
why do other me's only die when im trying to sleep

>>2845010
I like.

"Laughter epidemics" have struck many small communities throughout history; they are mostly seen as a peculiar social phenomenon for which there isn't much of an explanation. Some of the "victims" lose their sanity in the process, however, and eventually are committed to asylums. Most people simply stop laughing at some point, continue with their lives, and tend to grow somber if the incident is brought up.

For those less fortunate, though, they will only say one thing after the "episode":

"There is no such thing as a coincidence."

A man heads to his hotel room but, curious, looks into through the keyhole at the people in the room adjacent to his. He repeats this in the morning on his way out, but all he can see is red.

As he returns the key to his room, he is told the people in that room have red pupils.

>>2845010
ok that one is cleve
r>>2844829
was born in 91 whatever they are they are my parents
>>2844789
any reason you should be afraid of said molly

>>2845010


I love this thread. Just want to you beautiful people to know that and post more.

>>2844789
>>2844789

>>2844935
FUCK "counter-me"... I bet he was evil.

>>2845112
Molly freaked me out whether or not she was evil

>>2845132
Same here can't stop glancing behind me

>>2845132
"molly" must be unwilling to show her face to me then.

>>2844709

explain....

>>2844789
hell no molly can wait till i go to class tomorrow to have the room to herself, i have a paper to type

Awesome thread!

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

You are not unique. You are a product. The way you talk, dress, think, daydream, love, feel, eat, work, and relax are all byproducts of your fabrication. They are irrelevant. You are a thing. Humanoid. That means like a human, but not human. Your purpose is to make money and spend it, until you die.

There was a time when this was not a person's destiny. Everyone you have met is just like you. There are no real people.

There's a new smell throughout the kitchen. It gets considerably more noisome as you apprehensively amble toward the trash can. It's intense now, you're right next to the can. You're going to have to take out the garbage sometime soon.

Just... not this evening, maybe.

This thread is super win.

It's an eel, big fucking whoop.

>>2845244
Wait wat?

There was a man,
you'd never wish
to ever, ever meet.
He was a man
named Albert Fish,
and someone like you he'd eat.
French-Fried Kid
Was his favorite dish,
served with pickled beets.

>>2845085

Longer version is better.

bump

There was a man who lived in Leeds;
He filled his garden full of seeds.
And when the seeds began to grow,
It was like a garden filled with snow.
But when the snow bean to melt,
It was like a ship without a belt.
And when the ship began to sail,
It was like a bird without a tail.
And when the bird began to fly,
It was like an eagle in the sky.
And when the sky began to roar,
It was like a lion at my door.
And when the door began to crack,
It was like a penknife in my back.
And when my back began to bleed --I was dead, dead, dead indeed!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>2845010
The long version of that was pure shit and the short version isn't any better.

>>2845434

Short Scary Stories?

>>2845434
I JUST NOSTALGIA'D SO HARD

Heaven is leaving your body after you die, Hell is staying.

>>2844829

the other night i sat reading creepy stories to try to scare myself. alone in the house, only one dim light on in the kitchen, which also holds the computer desk. i got up, and poured food into the cats bowl, and then some into the kittens bowl. they came in to eat. i went back to reading, and the kitten sat on my lap. i could hear the noise of the older cat begin to lick itself, off in the dark corner of the house. i was confused then, when i heard a familiar crunching coming from the kitten food bowl. i looked, and the older cat was stealing her food again as he likes to do. so if both cats were in the kitchen, then what was making those wet noises in the dark half of the house?

>>2845529
Reminds me of zombies.

Also this thread is awesome. I can't contribute though, I have no writefag skills.

>>2845529
Short, sweet, and FUCKING EPIC!

>>2845529
Here's another one.

The chill that runs up your spine is just you repressing the memory of what really happened.

The last man on earth was sitting in a room when he heard a knock on the door...

>>2846067
Knock, by Fredric Brown, nice one.

It was late and dark. Walked down road, but road was not road I thought it was! Suddenly, a skeleton pops out! It hands me a telephone, and then pops back away. Phone was my mom. My mom was dead. THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?

This is all just a dream. Please wake up.

>>2846085
the matrix? o.0

The afterlife only lasts as long as you're remembered.

I've been staying awake later and later recently, and I've begun to notice something weird. Every morning at exactly 3:26am, there's a weird tapping sound that comes from my kitchen, almost like someone's drumming their knuckles on the door of the fridge. I got up a couple times and went over to check the fridge, but as soon as I got into the kitchen, it stopped. Yesterday, without realizing what time it was, I got up to get a drink from the fridge. There was soda dripping from the shelf, the cans were a mass of twisted metal, packages were torn to shreds, and all of the eggs were smashed. I jumped back, horrified, and a flicker of movement caught my eye. The clock on the microwave had just ticked over to 3:27.

>>2844841
I've woken up in the middle of the night.. It felt like i didn't go back to sleep.. But then i woke up later and it felt like a week passed haha.

>>2846108
Oh snap, that's a good one.

On a slightly creepy note, I got a call from a restricted number and no one said anything for 12 seconds and it hung up. This is not how you want to be awoken at 2:41 am. I'm kind of creeped out because I've been giving my number to a lot of people(for study groups/websites/job applications or whatnot) so I have no idea who it could be.

>>2846108
Samefag here. Thought I'd mention that's based on the fact that I really do hear that shit at 3:26. Also that's probably why my pasta sucked so bad.

If you wake up at 3:33am for 3 nights in a row, the next time you fall asleep a dark visitor will come before you and make you offer you will not be able to refuse.

>>2846124
Oh, thanks!

>>2846127
THEN WHO WAS MARLON BRANDO?!?!!

>>2846127
>3:33
oh my god! that number ALWAYS comes up! is there any significance to it at all? my mom/dad/aunt all had a joke about the number because they always saw it happening.

I turned away from the mirror. My reflection did not.

Witness

>>2846140

Jesus Christ died at 3:33pm.

So 3:33am is the time where the Devil mocks God.

you sit there, reading about horrific things.
over time, you feel a sense of alienation
unknown to you, you have already been warned
maybe it was a stranger in the street
unremarkable words on signs
somehow, even now, you cant recall
thinking harder, it all escapes you
forever you may be lost if you cannot
life is precious, value your own
eternity in death, a cage one reached...
escape will no longer be an option

>>2846053

Oh fuck. More.

>>2846204
Farts are CONCENTRATED EVIL comming out of your ass.

>>2846172

>>2846204
Ok, how about this.

Everyone dies from your point of view but you.

>>2846126
most fridges do this do you have an ice machine inside your fridge? if so then MYSTERY SOLVED! IT IS ICE FALLING INTO THE ICE RETAINER!

The lonely assassins, they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the universe. They've survived this long because they have the best defense system out there. When they're observed by anything, they freeze into rock. When they're looked at by any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Of course, a stone can't kill you either, but then you turn your head away... Then you blink... and oh, yes, it can. They're coming for you, but listen. Your life could depend on this. Don't blink, don't even blink. You blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T BLINK.

>>2846244
Actually, we turn off the icemaker. My mom says it's probably the sprinkler system. Which is weird, because the sprinkler system controls are in my garage, but whatever.

>>2846108

It's not uncommon for animals to show up at very close times. I had a cat who came up here at exactly 9:30 for almost a week.

>>2846245
Best. Episode. Ever

>>2846293
I've actually never seen it. XD I'm a new Who-fan. I've got like 3 episodes to go before I reach that one. I'm Netflixing it up.

There was a man who lived in Leeds;
He filled his garden full of seeds.
And when the seeds began to grow,
It was like a garden filled with snow.
But when the snow bean to melt,
It was like a ship without a belt.
And when the ship began to sail,
It was like a bird without a tail.
And when the bird began to fly,
It was like an eagle in the sky.
And when the sky began to roar,
It was like a lion at my door.
And when the door began to crack,
It was like a penknife in my back.
And when my back began to bleed --I was dead, dead, dead indeed!

>>2844789

That actually freaked me out.

>>2846245
Great episode. I love it, even though I have such logical problems with the "weeping angels." I mean, how do their systems register that light reflecting off of them has reached the optic nerves of another being? If an angel looks at its own hand, does it turn to stone? Is there an intelligence minimum to turn them to stone? You'd think with all the insect life flying around, it'd be damn hard to get anywhere. Why did the fucking camera seem to turn them to stone? Still...really entertaining episode.

"My good sir, I said "consummate" not "consume!"

>>2846108
THEN WHO WAS NOISE???

>>2845085
if only the pupils where red then shouldn't he have seen the contrasting color of the iris? unless the iris was also red or the pupils were uber dilated or extremely large. fuck this its not creepy when short. i've read a longer asian version and it rocked.

>>2844734
>>2844734

*shudder*

>>2844734

FUCK

>>2846293
>>2846245
agreed. i just showed someone that episode earlier today.

>>2846324
most bugs can't actually see and perceive an image. usually just light, or patterns or light and dark, or some colors.

We were devastated when our daughter died. A few weeks after the funeral, my wife wouldn't even talk about her. She changed the subject every time I brought her up. My whole circle of family and friends were shell-shocked in a similar fashion. They just changed the subject. I was furious. She was only a few months old, but she was my flesh and blood, OUR flesh and blood! The baby stuff was thrown out, the pictures carefully put away, and my wife seemed a lot happier. But it wasn't normal to just ignore the problem. I confronted her. She said we never had a baby. I hit her. She called my brothers over immediately. I was sorry I reacted like that. I told them why I did it, and they said they had enough of this, there never was a baby.

I have learned to keep quiet about it. I'm still married, but she doesn't want any more children, she says she wants to get her tubes tied, and for me to get a vasectomy. I can't find the photo's we took. The numbers I have for doctors, midwives, all of them, discontinued. But at least I can still visit the grave, even if nobody comes with me.

>>2846172

CLEVER BITCH

I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position.

It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.

>>2846416
AHHHH!

Good stuff /x/

There is about 30 thousand people currently alive who was born the same time Christ did. There is about 12 thousand people currently alive who can remember the first deluge. There is about three thousand people currently alive who remembered how Atlantis sank. There is about 500 people currently alive who remembered the last time they crossed the Bering land bridge. There are about 35 people, who look like us, inside and outside, that first walked Earth. These 35, they know you, but you do not know them.

Next time you see a stranger, say hi to them. You have met them before. Remember again...

>>2846416

>>2846172
POST PASTA

>>2846605

I'm sorry, what?

Parents use caretaker to protect weak children. Caretaker calls parents later, asking permission to cover frightening statue of clown. Parents say "Foolish caretaker, we have no statue."

Children and caretaker found dead. Parents rejoice. Frightened children and weak caretaker not true Soviets.

>>2844768
>walking down the hall
>the silhouette gets closer

well, duh

>>2846649
hahhaaha

"Father, I had a bad dream"

You take a sip of vodka and roll over. You stare at the clocktower on Sobornaya Square it's 3:23. "Go back to sleep, there is work tomorrow."
"No, Father."
The familiar warm buzz of vodka starts to sink in. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness. "Why is that, devochka moya?"
"Because in my dream, when I was about to go back to sleep, the thing wearing Mother's skin sat up."
You pause, and face your daughter and look at her intensely. The figure behind you begins to stir.

"Don't talk that way about your brother, it is not his fault we have no money for coats. Such is life in Moscow."

>>2845112
someone can't get into the spirit of creepypasta

if you have to be told why something is scary, you don't understand the concept of fear

Every time Russian exhales, little bit of Vodka escapes. Smart Russian always inhales Vodka back before anyone else gets to Vodka. Almost.

Ever fog up mirror with breath? Don’t do that. Reflection is gypsy and will try to steal Vodka. Hit his head with pipe and collect tears.

>>2846245
srsly that episode scared me shitless more than Saw ever did.

ALSO FUCK YOU THE FAGGOT TO POSTED MOLLY SHIT, I WHEN OUT WITH A GIRL CALLED MOLLY AND WE HAD A TERRIBLE BREAKUP THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY HEAD

>>2846712
o fuck, does this mean your head's broken?
...lemme guess, you're a descendant of Humpty Dumpty eh?

>>2846719
hahaa no she went in depression apparently you should tell a girl you love her to take her virginity and then cheat on her, iwas drunk. She get depressed started doing crazy shit drugs, overdosed and was admitted to hospital

Woman bakes a cake and leaves on window sill. Man comes home to find broken cake. Later that night asks woman what happen to cake.

Woman turns round. Man sees icing on buttocks.

man hands man and car hook hand stuck on car

>>2846732
best lolpasta.

>>2846245
What is this from? Anons keep saying episode from show.

>>2846754
dr.who anon was good episode the rest are terrible

>>2846335

This is very uncomfortable.

Boy finds toe growing out of ground. He cooks it because he was hungry. Old man comes looking for toe.

Seriously.. Don't do it...

>>2845800
THEN WHO WAS PHONE

Sovier Russia pasta is delishus. moar plox

bumping for more russian creepypasta.

>>2846780
You LIE. The whole show is epic. I hate you. I hate yoooou.

I followed the arrows. They told me not to, but I followed them. I followed the arrows and it saw me. It won't stop. Please don't follow arrows.

>>2847035
Comrades warn me not to follow arrow. I agree, as they were true Soviets. Such is life in Moscow.

We can be many things. But for we can't be ourselves.

>>2847035
But... But what if the arrows are pointing the same direction that I already want to go?

>>2847072
>But for we can't be ourselves.

>>2845230
oh god i think its time to an hero T-T

>>2844684
sauce on pic please?

When going to bed a man puts his wig on a bedpost. The next morning the hair has turned WHITE.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

>>2847435

fuck yeah hitchikers

Every morning someone has left a little present on the shelf in your hallway. It's always small things that you need: a new toothbrush, a box of paperclips, the tie you thought you'd lost. The gifts get progressively more expensive, moving on to vintage tapes, MP3 players, jewelry, a small block of platinum...

Then one day, you find nothing on the shelf but a note:

"Your turn."

>>2847435
Fuck yeah Douglas Adams

>>2847520
Aww, that's rather nice. Now they just want you to give them some stuff. I hope they don't need anything creepy like your soul, or you'd turn into The Giving Tree.

Every day your cat is leaving dead animals on your front porch; a rat, a small bird, your neighbor's pet lizard. It starts bringing bigger things; newborn puppies, other, smaller cats, the golden retriever from across the street. The neighbors complain. Your cat hasn't been home in a while.

Soon enough, they are things way too big and heavy for your cat to be able to carry to your front porch, much less kill them in the first place.

Then one day you open your front door to find your cat.

>>2847543
Why is he sitting there? Was he waiting for me to open the door? Did he fetch the newspaper for me?

>>2847552

I think it means the cat is dead. So all those animals weren't being hunted by his cat after all, but rather by something else.

I'm pleasantly surprised, most of this is OC or long-lost creepypasta that I thought I'd never read again.

>>2847558
mother of god....
Does it really take an explaination?
Bigger animals...
Sheesh!

>>2847426
It's a moray eel. They really do have alien-style second mouths, look it up on wikipedia.

such is the life in KGB

You know that sound you here when it's absolutely silent? The one that sounds like a continuous beep?

It's not. If you were to really concentrate, you would hear voices. Voices behind the silence.

>>2844705
BUT WHO WAS FONE

You're trying to get to sleep when you feel your cat jump on the bed. Right on your legs. He's heavy, but he is a big cat. After a while your legs go numb. You move to push him off.

Nothing's there.

>>2847592
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray...

I used to love clowns. I had lots of them in my house: statues, pics...

I lived a normal life, until my girlfriend died in an accident with her car a few years ago. She lost the control of her vehicle, and hit a tree.

I never found clowns to be any creepy, but my girlfriend hated them. One day, she flung one of the statues across the living room, breaking it in two. It was a sad clown, holding red streamers.
The brake fluid tank of her car was filled with red streamers.

I still love clowns. I have to.

>>2847625
I would see a neurologist

>>2847824
ooooh, nice one

Answer phone but his dad was dead.

>>2847824
>I used to love clowns
>I still love clowns
CANNOT COMPUTE

Man takes look at own reflection.
Man realize he in soviet russia...

Monsters live among us... I'm one of them

Man has a one night stand with girl.

He lives for 12 years.

Man cheats on current wife.

Finds out he cheated on his bastard daughter.

Man kills himself.

>>2845085
I can't get tired of saying this.
You lean on he keyhole, therefore you lock the light from the hallway with ur face. The lady in the room leans on the keyhole. Her face locks the light from inside the room.

You don't see red, you see black. Unless hwe eyes also glow in the fucking dark

>>2844684
goblin shark is related

I wrote this just because.

A gentleman of noble lineage was merrily fraternising with a crumpet that was soon to be his beloved spouse and confidant.
A knock on the door rattled his senses, and the door was opened to the foul vision of young mr Winslow, the homeless boy known as the local post runner.

The boy handed the gentleman a letter of great texture and colorization, a work of art in and of itself.
Upon closely examining the letter, the name of the young crumpets father was imprinted upon the marvellous craftsmanship.

The gentleman opened the letter and was shocked by the rude and brutish words that had been calligraphed in great detail and precision.

"What R U doing wit my daughter!?"...

The gentleman notified the crumpet of her fathers unfitting act of rage and malevolence.

The crumpet was stunned and amazed at this notification, and proceeded to enlighten the gentleman on her fathers current state of death.

The gentleman frowned in perplexion and exclaimed "Huzzah! Then from which hand doth the letter originate!?"

>>2847988
but the lady's a ghost...meaning that she's probably
a) translucent
b) got glowing eyes.
c) all of the above

at least, that's always been my interpretation.

>>2848004
I lol'd.

>>2848003
fuck your goblin shark, thresher shark ftw

>>2846663
lolololol

A guy comes into a room. He says "honey, I'm home!". The wife lies dead in the kitchen.

Do you know when you are alone in a dark room and you have the feeling that someone stands behind you?

You know that it is just you being paranoid again, but you don't dare to turn around?

Then your gather up some courage and rapidly twist your head to notice that there's nothing there?

Be glad you did not look the other way.

people watch me while i fap.

never fap alone again

>>2846134
I lol'd

>>2846735
man had hook hands radio takling about hook man hands man and car hook hand stuck on car

Once anon met a nice girl in a club. They end up having sex.
After shooting his load he notices the condom broke.
anon screams. Anon lies in his bed, soaked of sweat.
Foolish anon. Anon never has sex with women.

Archive requested

>>2845010

...so he's a sleepwalker?

>>2847988

Is that a huge stretch, considering the rest of the pasta?

>>2846089
FFFFF-

There was too much blood in your bathroom.

>>2845230
sounds about right.

>>2846660
lol

A woman went camping alone to take nature photographs. One morning she woke up in her tent and decided to go through her photos. Most recent photos were of her, sleeping in the tent.

I feel so light, like in a dream.
So happy.
I'm floating over the earth, few inches, few feet, few miles...

My body seems so far away.

>>2848705
spooky

Boy walk into room during Bolshevik revolution. He not communist. He dies. Oh well.

The last man on earth came home one night. He turned the lights off, got into bed, then remembered he had left the tv on.

He reached for a match, and a match was put into his hand.

>>2848733

Brandon?

>>2846446

mindfuck ;A;
thank you anon <3

>>2848003
that is fucking DISTURBING

You're linked with the characters you play out in your dreams, they're past versions of yourself, if you will. They failed, they died, and every time you experience their death in your dreams, you see one less way to fail to move on. Next time you see deja vu, or realise how close you just were to death in a tight situation, know that another version of you died so you could move past that point.

Two Calcutta policemen walk down a road in search of a serial killer. They see a man further down the road who matches the description, and one of the policemen runs after him and buries a hatchet into the man's right shoulder, severing the arm. The man, a barefoot ascetic, turns and says, "I am not the man whom you seek."

your in the dark
and there is another dude in the dark
he says "don't create any light, he who dwells in the dark will kill you"
you flick open your cellphone
dude kills you

>>2846245

>>2844841
HAH, I WAKE UP ANYWAY!

miracle this epic thread is still alive.

When I was a child I used to see this freaking scary figure at the end of my bed, it never did anything but stood there. As I got older I could no longer see it but I could always "sense" something.. yesterday when I was babysitting my nephew he said to me, "Uncle ****** the man with no eyes wants you to look at him again." ...

>>2849677
the only thing i got from this tale is that you're name is fucker

I sat in front of my computer screen, going over my to-do list out loud. Satisfied that I hadn't forgetten anything, I reached over to grab my phone when I heard it.

"You shouldn't talk to nothing... It just might answer back."

(That last sentence just came to me the other day when I talking to myself. If a superior writer wants to use it for something worth reading, go for it.)

You are not unique. You are a capitalist. The way you talk, dress, think, daydream, love, feel, eat, work, and relax are all byproducts of your western ideals. They are irrelevant. You are a thing. Humanoid. That means like a human, but not human. Your purpose is to make money and spend it, until you die.

You must be destroyed for good of glorious motherland, such is life in soviet Russia.

>>2849807
Простите, товарищ

I made some OC!

I made a strawberry milkshake yesterday. The strawberry syrup I used was a little old, and the cap had been ajar, but I didn't mind. It was delicious.

Then I found a single bull ant in the bottom syrup. Just one. I died a little inside.
I went to the cupboard and looked behind where I'd picked up the syrup bottle.

Small enough to be missed- an anthill. Swarming with shiny green-black stinging bull ants.

I fell down in the doorway and started to scream.
They were still stinging me when I was rushed into the ER.

>>2850095
i call bullshit. red ants maybe. but for you to not notice green/black ants, and furthermore for them to survive the blender? ehhh

>>2850138
ffff I meant milk
not milkshake
also bull ants are fucking horrible. I used to live in Australia and they were everywhere
when they bit you it hurt SO FUCKING MUCH it felt like there was acid on your skin
my bad

>>2849807

I came. bravo.

When I was 9, I spied on my grandfather digging a hole for a corpse in the woods. He acts like a sweet man, but it frightens me when I see dirt under his nails.

>>2845112
homo

>>2845230

Kinda like 1984's "You are dead," speech, right?

>>2845244
Goddamn you're stupid.
It has two mouths.
There's even a fucking arrow pointing to it.

I took it. God help me, but I took it and I can't give it back. Every night, the shadows are closer.

I was walking in this cathedral and I hit a candle with my whip. It turned into a heart. Then, a floating eyeball knocked me into a hole.

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

I was up late one night working on an assignment when I heard a noise coming from down the hall. I ignored it at first, but it persisted. It was a banging type sound from down the hall, like a door opening and closing or someone knocking.

I thought maybe one of my roommates had left a window open or something, so I sighed and got up to investigate.

As I got closer I heard the sound more distinctively, it wasn't a banging. It sounded more like a popping. Maybe there was a problem with the machinery in the hot water cupboard or something. I went to the cupboard and the popping sound got louder. I opened the door. It was a skeleton.

Here's a challenge NOBODY can stand. Try it. I dare you.

Go into your bathroom late at night, whilst everyone is sleeping. Take 3 deep breaths while having your eyes closed. Then, open your eyes an stare your reflection in the eyes and count to ten.

Can't do it? Neither could I. It's like our body is REFUSING not to do it...If you've done it...well. Best of luck to you then...

>>2849055

Jamie?

Didnt know who I was, had a genie. Asked the genie to make me remember. She says that was my first wish.

for sale. baby shoes. never worn, but she will, eventually.

>>2846446

You did it wrong.

Note falls out of book. "Make me 3D."
You are intrigued. How to make them 3D?
"Make yourself 2D."

You move houses. Your fear of paper, from now on, is rational.

bump in the morning

2 more requests needed to archive

>>2849924
i have that hat. cheap tourist shit

I know you are reading this, Jason, Alex and Chris. I can see you.

>>2850828

I feel left out :'(

He's waiting for you to look.

He is shy, he doesn't like the way he looks.

His bones stick through the skin at the ends of his fingers, they aren't exactly claws, but the idea of them running down your spine would give you a chill.

Open your curtains and he'll be gone.

Then he'll knock.... Tap on your window, each time you look he gains confidence. He thinks you want to see him.

If you open your curtains and he's still there, try to smile back.

>>2850908

Hm, that was both shit and long, I apologise guys.

>>2845010
>An avant-garde composer
FTFY

Boyzone comes on radio.
EVP

>>2844789
Really like this one.

An oracle came to young Jeremy in a dream.

“Your family will rise above all others,” the oracle told Jeremy. “You will be like fruits on a great tree.”

Jeremy told his mother about his dream. She scolded him and warned him not to tell anyone else, for they lived in a community that did not tolerate believers.

At school, Jeremy told his best friend about his wonderful dream.

That night, an angry mob dragged Jeremy and his family out of their house and strung them up by their necks from the great tree in the town square.

>>2850938

>>2848004
>A gentleman of noble lineage was merrily fraternising with a strumpet
FTFY, crumpets are food

>>2850945
No, it's a musical instrument.

>>2850945

Using the word crumpet is a colloquialism. Also, strumpet pretty much means slut.

moar!!!

Mirror raep?

OP here, thanks for keeping this thread alive.

Damn! Still alive, whats the post limit anyway?

moar

At exactly 1:11 am, you may find a room that is not there.

Simply wander around the house in complete darkness. Eventually you may pass by a door that you don't remember leading into any room you know. The angles will be all wrong; there's no way that an "extra" room would fit in your house, right? Don't question it. Just walk in.

The room should feel slightly cooler than the rest of the house, and enveloped in complete darkness--for the love of God do NOT reach for the light switch. Walk around inside slowly, groping around for things to hold on to.

Inside you will find many things that you thought you had lost. Toys from your childhood, that one book you've been wanting to read and can't find, or a memory that had slipped your mind. You can take one of these things and leave with it, after which you must go to sleep.

If at any point you feel a hand take yours, run away. Run away and don't stop until you're out of the house.

I have figured out the mystery of "number stations" after months of experimenting. Turns out there's a single station that functions as a "key" for the whole thing; it tells you the sequence in which you must switch to other stations, in what order, and in which intervals. This filters out all the unnecessary noise and, if you keep switching, reveals the true sequence, which goes like this:

"Three--five--one--two..."

"Three--five--one--one..."

"Three--five--one--zero..."

It's a countdown. I don't know what it is for. But it's been going on since 1928, and by my calculations, it'll be done tomorrow.

>>2844789
wow,dude,holy shit,Molly is my dogs name and she's in this room!

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>>2850678

ERNEST HEMINGWAY ON /x/?!

My friend is a nature photographer, and a few months ago she went camping in the nearby woods alone. She's used to that kind of thing, and she wanted to take pictures of animals in their most natural state possible.

She managed to fill four rolls of film on that trip, and went to have them revealed the day after she got back. What she saw has put her into therapy, and she's still trying to overcome the trauma of it.

Every picture was accounted for, except for a single picture at the end of each roll, of her, sleeping in her tent.

>>2850923

the fuck does FTFY mean

requesting archival, don't know how to do it myself

also, bump

>>2850678

THEN WHO WORE SHOES?

please archive