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>>28880508

Where Wesker breaks up with Chris.

Ah man, remember that episode where Chris and Wesker accidentally got their hands stuck together with glue? And just before Wesker's big date too.

It's boulder pushing day in P.E. for Chris, and unable to just push it, he punches it in a fit of rage and fear. Everyone laughs at him. Leon calls him smalltime. Chris cries in his room. Episode ends in a cliffhanger as Chris seeks advice from the school bully Wesker.

that one episode where barry jumps over a shark on his motorcycle, that was amazing!

I remember that one episode where Barry was making Jill a peanut butter sandwich, but he accidentally put it in with Chris's lunch! And Chris is allergic to peanuts!

the episode where leon runs out of hair gel, ON SCHOOL PICTURE DAY!

>>28880508
this same type of thread not 2 hours ago on /tv/

The episode where Clare was pregnant

AND CHRIS IS THE FATHER

>>28880568

Wasn't as good as the episode where The Nemesis got his hand stuck in the pickle jar.

The one where Rebecca is caught having sex with Billy by Chris.

remember when leon accidentally says smalltime in the presence of a midget? AWKWARD!

>>28880655
Too bad it turned out to be a Zombie dog.

It scared me when they ate their way out of her tummy.

The one where Chris is screaming "PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!"

>>28880710
Wasn't that just one of Wesker's crazy daydreams?

Remember when Leon got accepted into the special forces made fun of Chris being a sissy.

Then Chris started juicing and Leon still beat him up?

I felt bad for Chris.

Chris accidently deported to Africa lol.
fun episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtTfptkUgj0

My favorite one was when Luis took Salazar's antique car without asking and accidentally wrecked it. Then he and Leon had to find a replica quick before Salazar got home and found out.

What crazy thing will those two get into next?

JILL IN AN EARTHQUAKE. ROOF COLLAPSES. BARRY COMMENTS ON "JILL SANDWICH" NEWS AT ELEVEN.

OPEN .GIF

>>28880764
And we all know how racist Chris is!

>>28880782

WOA, SHIT

You fucking bastards.

I bet you all forgot the first season when Leon was a smalltime rookie just arriving on his first day.

The one where all they said was "You're just a terrorist" the whole episode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a5iN21k9Mg
girl in little clothes shooting zombies is sexy

I liked the one where Claire and Steve went up to the old Ashford place to make-out, but found Alfred and Alexia making out instead. Then the rest of the episode everyone was just really awkward.

>>28880757
was that the "Very Special Episode" where Jill catches Chris juicing and we all learn that drugs are for losers?

shake shake.

>>28880869
Haista paska!

I like the one where they egg old man Saddler's house. Then he gets an angry mob up.

The episode where Billy's plane goes down over the pacific.

Guys I think we're all forgetting about the musical episode, here.

What on Earth was Jill thinking? Dying her hair blonde won't improve her chances against Oprah.

>>28880780

Oh man, remember the time they accidentally dropped Jill's wedding ring into the sewers then had to go find it?

The best episodes were the ones with Leon and Luis.

S4E12: "Small Time"

>>28881122
Not really a problem considering the ring was just another one of Wesker's silly pranks.

The episode where Hunk makes a guest appearance.

>>28881163
That's like every episode before the current season, he's the mailman, plumber and all that jazz.

>>28881154
Wesker's so crazy. Remember through the whole of season 1 and 2 he had that crush on Alexia?

The Halloween episode where everyone switches bodies, and they have to pull themselves together in time for Wesker's big important dinner with the president.

Then they finally meet the person that Leon switched bodies with...Ashley!

The episode where Leon asks out Ada but she turns him down.

Remember that episode where Jill went to the black hairdresser and got that really bad blonde haircut?

And everybody hated it?

WHAT A LAUGH.

>>28881154
>>28881199

I don't know, after seeing the recent episodes I think he might really have some feelings for Jill.

The one where Leon and Claire are about to have sex when Claire goes "YOU are smalltime"

I fell off the couch laughing

>>28881214
and ashley had a date with the prime minster's son, and leon had to go out with him!
that was so wacky.

the one when leon swallows a puzzle piece and wesker has to take him to the hospital.

The "Guess Who's Coming to dinner" homage when Chris brings Sheva on the big quintuple date.

The scene in the ice cream shop was epic.

"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DOWN WITH THE SWIRL CHRIS"

Oh Becky, you outspoken little woman

>>28881249
That's true. There's been a lot of hinting between those two lately. It wouldn't have worked out for them anyway. Remember how Alfred always came in whenever they were starting to have a moment together?

The episode where they find that weird tiki idol and shit gets real.

The episode where they all dressed up like zombies for halloween.

>>28881253

Actually, you're thinking of Chris.

Remember the one where Leon, Chris, Wesker, and Luis, all got locked in the storage shed by mistake when the girls were out? Then they spend the rest of the episode having flashbacks to earlier ones?

Man, I usually hate recap episodes, but seeing some of those old scenes again was funny as hell.

The episode where Rebbecca dies.

>>28881311
those guys are crazy. But Wesker's not as evil as he used to be. What's with that?

>>28881249
>>28881281

I think you guys might be onto something. I do recall he was the only one that wasn't there to mock Jill for her blond haircut while every other cast laughed at that Greek Restaurant.

The one where we find out Leon's girlfriend was fucking her boss, and everyone but Leon knew.

Then we find out WESKER was her boss. Good thing Leon never found out, it would have broken his heart.

The one when Becky crashes the car through the house, but Billy takes the blame for it

I cried manly tears when they sent him back to jail ;_;

That "special" episode when Chris deals with drugs and peer pressure. I was crying the whole way through. ;_;

>>28881376
Man, I know. Those two are so close!

>>28881336

Yeah, I noticed that as well. After he left near the end of Season 1 because Alexia rejected him, I guess he changed some. When he came back in Season 2 he seemed like a much nicer guy.

The one where that sexy Rebel Billy Coen is introduced

FUKING SAVE THIS SHIT

>>28881376
...until he met Luis

>>28881376
Man, Wesker used to be so hardcore. He's been a softy ever since season 3.

The one where Claire and Billy go to the Queen concert and Billy gets drunk afterwords and gets that tatoo.

>>28881390
We already talked about it
>>28880883
>>28880757

You're all forgetting the episode when Krauser's dad comes back for him, but leaves unexpectedly.

"WHY DON'T HE WANT ME COMRADE!?"

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oh man, I missed the episodes when Wesker invited everyone over for a resort vacation at the mansion.

I heard the Manor got really pissed because Jill, Chris and Barry are kleptomaniacs when no one is looking.

Nemesis is hilarious. What kind of crazy scheme will he come up with next to get those darn S.T.A.R.S agents?

>>28881464
dohohoo good times. Especially at the end when they dropped everything on the floor! AWKWARD.

>>28881376
She was such a fox too.

What do you expect though, with a girl that wild you can't expect her to be faithful.

>>28881464
>Jill, Chris and Barry are kleptomaniacs when no one is looking
Okay, I fucking lol'd

The one when Wesker finds his identical hand twin... and it's Chris!

"THIS HAND IS MY HAND"
"THAT HAND IS YOUR HAND"
Good times.

>>28881489
I kinda liked his Santa Claus scheme. He was so close that time too.

Remember when Leon and Clair adopted that kid?

Where did that come from?

Oh! I loved the atmosphere of the episode where Chris pulls a gun on Wesker, My heart skipped a beat when he shot it! But Wesker got out of the way just in time and took the gun away. THEN Wesker had a monologue about how guns are dangerous.

>>28881489

The best one was where he tricked them into thinking they won a free trip to a day spa.

The one where Steve tells Claire he loves her on his death bed.

>>28881519

But the best part of that episode was when Ashley and Leon got drunk and drew doodles all over their faces in permanent ink!

>>28881555
Oh man, then they couldn't pay for it so they had to work it off.

Everyone but Leon hated it, I think Leon might be... you know... BI.

>>28881555
>>28881524
>>28881489

Remember how he opened that restaurant a few episodes ago? Is he finally going straight or do you think this is another one of his plans?

Oh man, and do you guys remember that episode when Leon decides to go relax a bit in a small Spanish villa, and ends up bumping into Ashley there?

>>28881537
you mean the episode where Chris found a gun in the hall closet and was showing wesker when it went off?
I was so scared for wesker. but we all learned that if you see a gun, don't give it to shiva, because you can't.

>>28881557
then Leon came in and got up in his face and said "YOU ARE SMALLTIME!"
Claire went into tears :( Leon is such a douche when it comes to Claire

Remember when Jill got that new boyfriend to try to make Chris jealous.

That guy was such a joke, "I've covered wars you know" I laughed my ass off.

Seriously who says that when they cum?

So I heard that Billy is supposed to be getting out of jail for the season finale.

Do you guys think Rebecca will still like him after all this time?

On the more serious note where's my "Big Time episode" that the producers promised ages ago?

>>28881621

Oh yeah, and that crazy little midget with the castle fell in love with her, and tried to trick her into joining that weird religion so he could marry her on the spot?

That Saddler was such a character.

I used to have a huge crush on Barry.

He was so manly, he got my juices flowing alright.

I wonder if he'll ever show up again.

>>28881676
She has to, they're MEANT FOR EACHOTHER

>>28881680
Mark my words. Sixth season is going to be about Excella's and Wesker's son/daughter.

>>28881653
I love crossover episodes

what about the one where Chris enters a fighting tournament and meets that Guile guy who teaches him about what it means to be a family man.

BECKY CHAMBERS~<3 ON THE JOB~!

So according to this thread, Chris is a loser and Wesker is the highschool schoolbully/captain of the football team

>this thread

BTW wth ever happened to Sherry Birkin? She went up to her room back in season 2 and she never came out again.

Eh, things really went downhill after that episode where Leon jumped over that shark trying to do that trick on water skis.

I don't know, does anyone else feel the shoe went downhill after Barry left for his new job overseas?

>>28881767
and compared to leon they're both SMALL TIME

>>28881784
>shoe went downhill after Barry left for his new job overseas?

>shoe

dohohoho! Oh you little smart devil you! The shoe did went downhill that time and smacked Wesker's sunglasses right off. And accidents don't often happen to Wesker.

The episode when Sheva is confronted by racism and Chris stands up for her and takes that bully down at the end.

>>28881859
But...wouldn't it have made a better message if Sheva did it herself

>>28881778
It's a bit of an urban myth really.

>>28881767

From what I understand

Wesker: Rich guy. Was kind of an antagonist int he first Season, but started hanging out with the others more in Season 2. Usually fights with Chris a lot but they're still bros.

Chris: Working guy who tries really hard. Is kind of jealous of Wesker because he isn't as successful.

Leon and Luis: The lovable scamps that are always getting into crazy situations.

Jill: Possible love interest for Wesker and Chris

Nemesis: Crazy guy who has a grudge against the S.T.A.R.S because they got him fired form his job a long time ago. Always makes up wild plans to try and do away with them but usually fails.

Billy: Rebecca's boyfriend who got sent to jail because he took the blame for her.

Alexia: Wesker's old love interest

>>28881653
>Jill fucking Frank.

Fund it.

When Steve and Claire went on that plane flight and it crashed in Antarctica, and they were both presumed dead

>>28881778
>>28881897
SHHH~! she might hear you.

>>28881932
Was it ever explained how they came back? It's was like they just reappeared in the next episode.

>>28881963
Let's just say that they were saved by...Mike

>>28881072
DUDE. I got the joke, even if nobody else did.

>>28881993

BUT I THOUGHT MIKE WAS DEAD?

>>28881898
so what you're saying is:

Wesker = Zach Morris
Chris = AC Slater
Leon/Luis = Screech
Jill = Kelly
Nemesis = Mr. Belding

I like where this is going

>>28882017

Came back in episode #157. Also his wellbeing was hinted by Leon in #122.

>>28880508
Remember Leon in the First season? and how bland he was? Then he left at the end and came back a couple of season later he comes back and he's all like You are all smalltime

>>28881963

Well you gotta understand those episodes were during the Writers' Guild strike :/

>>28882134

Yeah, like others said, Leon really started to shine once he and Luis became a team.

oh god this thread

>>28882038
Claire = Jesse, don't forget

>>28882158
and we all learned about "tolerance"

Remember that "Outbreak" miniseries they had on air for a few? Man, what was that shit? I'm glad it got canceled after a while.

>>28882134
Nobody knows about Ark Thompson. ;_;.

I know he's bit of a loner. But still.

I hate Leon, he's so smug. Just because he was gone for a couple of months in some special "training center" doesn't mean he's no better than others. Calling poor Chris small time all the time, stealing Barry's lunch, the list goes on. We all remember how you fell for Ada, but she totally dumped you on the spot, and you were all emo. Now he's playing all cool guy and pretends he doesn't even care. That special training of his must've made him totally gay.

Archive please.

>>28882194
I guess that would mean...

Shiva = Lisa

b/c/ she's black

This thread is fucking lame.

Ada Wong's Noodle Box episode was...interesting. Nobody saw it coming.

>>28882252
This thread is small time!

>>28882218

Are you kidding? It was the first series where the survival of the main characters was truly in question.

You folks been forgettin bout Carlos and his boys.

You see that one where Barry and Salazar reverse the peepholes on their doors, and then Sadler wants to evict Salazar? Fucking gets me every time.

>>28882238
And the time Leon pushed Angela's bro down the stairs because he wanted his little sister back

>>28882194
I know it's token, but clearly Sheva = Lisa

>>28882252

Go back to your Family Guy, faggot. You can't appreciate a good show like this.

This needs to be done on youtube or something.

>>28882218

It had a good premise, I mean you do kinda wonder sometimes how the others surrounding the main cast live out their lives and deal with the current issues. But I guess it was only for the hardcore fans of the series :/ nothing to really catch on casual viewers

yea my favourate episode was the one where ross and rachel went on a break

>>28882348
>>28882298
>>28882218

A lot of people didn't like it because it didn't feature the main cast they've to love at all.

I thought it was enjoyable in its own way though.

remember Nemesis's crazy silent cousin?
man didn't that guy know how to use a door?

>>28882218
Not many people like it because it wasn't the main cast and it was too messagey and serious, not light-hearted enough.

>>28882408

Yeah, I liked that episode where he and Nemesis opened that carnival in an attempt to finally get rid of the main cast.

Man, where does Nemesis get the money for his schemes?

So i guess you people have forgotten about the Dead Aim two episode specials? Good for you.

Well i haven't.

I never will.

>>28882408
This episode was so fucking annoying to watch. I hate when they do "foreign" knock offs of original characters. Like Jesse's slimy cousin from Greece on Full House

I like the one where Salazar accidentally cuts off his right hand at work, and then Wesker loses it when he's bringing him to the hospital.

I would watch this show.

I would watch it so hard.

>>28882463
I seem to vaguely recall his silent cousin being in Season 2 at some point. But I'm not sure.

This thread....
You people need to come up with plots for the Merchant & Lisa Trevor though.

>>28882478
Then Leon found it but instead sold it to that creepy prosthetic-limb enthusiast dude.

How do you go through ENTIRE SEASONS with a person thinking that their right hand is fake??

>>28882517
Like the one where Lisa Trevor enters a beauty pageant and loses first place to the merchant?

Hey, anybody of you remember that one guy dressed in all black and wearing a gas mask? What was his name... PUNK? Something like that. What was up with him? I mean, he had these, i dunno, 20 second cameos in seasons 2, 3 and 4, but i I guess they canned him since he hasn't been on this season yet.

>>28882556
Oh him? I know! How they ever gonna get the plumping done without him? Who's gonna deliver the Chinese takeaway?

>>28882517

Haven't you been watching? The Merchant owns that bar that Leon, Luis, and Mike go to all the time. He's usually the one that lends Leon and Luis money and other things. How else do you think those two get all that crazy stuff for their wacky shenanigans?

Didn't really like Lisa though. I know she had a crush on Chris back in highschool, but making her into a stalker was kind of creepy. Thankfully she hasn't shown up much after the first season.

The one where Sherry makes Leon go on a date with her and the whole town thinks he's a pedophile. Then the only way to clear his name is to pretend to be gay!

Gentlemen, we must archive this thread.

>>28882556

Fucking this

I hate it when shows tease you with this totally great character, and never really use them outside of special scenes or cameos. He should definitely have more screentime imo.

Amusing since he's a total badass, but only eats tofu. Quite the contrast

>>28882710

Already put in my request. I believe we need 3 more.

Get on it guys.

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 3 times now.

>>28882805
I did my part, only one more now.

Leon is worried about his sexuality when he gets drunk one night and accidentally kisses Louis. He seeks advice from Chris who is doing his weekly boulder punch excercises. Chris informs him that even if he was gay, he wouldn't mind.

It was a very heart-warming ep.

Somebody needs to make this show.

I don't care how, but it needs to be done.

I can't believe Rebecca has brown nipples

i love you /v/

>>28882877

>Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 28880508

>>28882960

Fuck yeah, now I can go to bed.

>>28882877
wat

Hey guy, guess what I found out from my cousin who works on the set? Ratings have been down for a while and they're going to reboot the series into another direction.

They're going into fulltime drama now. I can't fucking believe this. I always put on resident evil whenever I wanted a laugh and some of the moments really tugged at my heartstrings. Thats all the drama the show should need...

pic related. Its a new character called alice. Apparently she's going to be Carlos's love interest.

>>28883352

>>28883352
I doubt she'll do much, besides just being a bitch.

who remembers that crazy dream episode about giant piece of Tofu running around with the knife speaking japanese? someone had to be on something when they made that.

>>28882556

>>28883436
No fucking shit, Hunk was on the move again. Tofu is his favorite meal.

Season five episode "The One with the Worms"
Man, there was some crazy tentacles rape in that!

>>28880757
You know how it ended right? Chris kicked Leon's ass!

link to archive?

My favorite was the one with Steve's master plan to steal Claire away from Leon. He even got Chris and Ada to help out. But then Wesker came home pissed off and ruined it. The best part was as Rebecca was dragging him away, Leon busted out the classic "Ya know Steve, YOU are smalltime."

>>28883833
That's not quite right.
During their mountain trip Chris started punching boulders towards Leon, who managed to dodge them all while eye fucking a hamish, freezing a midget's right hand and rocket raping a priest.

>>28883840

It usually takes a few days for it to actually appear in the archive after it's been requested.

Just check 4chanarchive every now and then.

>>28883352
ZOMG!!
Is that from the new Resident Evil game they're making!?
I'm usually cautious about games made from TV shows, but I love this show so much.

This thread is so unfunny that reading it gave me brain cancer.

>>28884174

And yet you read through it anyway.
Good job.

>>28884174
That reminds me of the episode where the Merchant found out he had cancer. After the chemo he was so sad, but Leon showed up and said his classic; "Your cancer was small time," and the merchant said; "heh-heh thank you, stranger"
it was so heartwarming.

>>28884089

Well, this thread is pretty much over but I would still like to have a bitch how when the first season was first aired that Kenneth guy barely had a part but then when they repeated it a few years later he had a bigger role with no real explanation. It's just political correctness gone mad; his character really added nothing to the show and they only did it because they is black.

I just thank god they didn't replace Dewey with his original casting. Eddie Murphy is fine and all but his humour just wouldn't suit the show

The finale was so sad.

Chris took that job in chicago and left STARS.

>>28884152

Don't even get me started on the game.
A survival horror game? WHat the hell were they thinking?