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They have some awsome countrysides in europe, I'll give them that.

they have less european idiots in america

I'm glad there is an ocean between me and those fuckers

>>33574661

Agreed, they work with the open country instead of trying to dominate it.

loli loev pizza

jimbo-5-@hotmail.com
^^^

spam this fucker

Thanks for Thomas Bangalter, Portishead, and The Pirate Bay.

European sounds like you're a peon.

But it's cool because it's old

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Far fewer mexicans over there.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

can you handle the way I'm are

If Italy is a shoe, does that make France the bleeding Vagina of Europe?

Dear America:

Thanks for distracting China.

Europe has nudist beaches.

Well, Europe. At least we aren't Canada.

Europeans aren't a bunch of godfags

I like your beers.

in europe i can kill a hooker, dismember her, make her earlobes into cockrings, fuck the space between the left and right hemispheres of her brain and take silly pictures all while doing it

and i probably wouldn't get caught

America has some of the nicest, kindest, most intelligent people on the planet (Just a shame I've never met one.)

Europe is OK in my book, cause I love Thai food.

Dear yurp,

my girlfriend is from there so I liek you guise.

The French can be pretentious and all but shit they know how to riot. They even have kickass riot fashion.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

At least Europe isn't filled with asian.

America has some very nice countryside and space to travel

Dear Europe,

You have Amsterdam. I love you.

hey britian

i like you guys cause even though you seem like our bitch you actually do agree with us and its not just because we can blow you up. It's because you like us. Thanks.

>>33574817
far fewer muslims over there

the UK has some good musicians

You guys have the freakin coliseum. How I'd love an arena where we pit Christians and their "faith" against lions.

dear europe, british humor owns the world.
I mean, a zombie movie, with romance, and comedy.
Thanks

Dear Americians.
You has my cheezburger.

I love you

Hey America, way to go to space and cure polio.
Thanks

America, you have brilliant gun laws. I salute the Second Amendment.
Europe, you have brilliant food, brilliant countryside and brilliant people.

Someone say something nice about the UK.

I like America because they look out for britain in our old age. And together we won world wars. thanks

Dear Europe,
Thank you for producing actual good beer.

>>33575425
SEcondeed..

But really
America and Britian love each another.

So

Thread closed

Dear Americians.

You have Nevada Desert.

I love you.

Europe, you gave us Harry Potter, thank you.

in b4 spoiler shitstorm

Your fortune: Godly Luck

UKfag here:

the americans know how to show emotion better than the english, ill give them that :D

>>33575571
I live in the Nevada desert.

And you guys got Stonehenge.

A scientist in France is developing a car that runs on air. Enough said.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

europe
good food, decent music, monty python, beautiful architecture
thank you

/r/ moar compliments to America

You guys had kings so never had to, thanks for that. :)

I was in Germany, in Berchtesgaden, it was the most beautiful place I've ever beheld with my eyes.

Europe, you gave us Darren Shan.

They're both ok

Dear europe.

thanks for letting me fuck your women. really, i appreciate it. I'm TOTALLY serious.

though i'd just like to ask you work on that teeth thing.

Europe.

You gave this to the world.

And for that, I give you all the thanks one can give.

There's professional show wrestling in America. Long live Sting! Long live Shawn Michaels!

Can we still talk shit about Africa?

Europe - they had the common decency to keep the Bubonic Plague amongst themselves.

Hugh Grant Tapped Dat

The states have Wendy's. All you can get here in europe is a fuckin' McD or, rarely, a Burger King.

Dear europes,

your babies cook faster than america's babies.

Your fortune: Average Luck

WAIT, WHAT IF I'M NOT FROM EITHER?

i herd u liek europe's mudkips

Europe has less negros. And they are far more lenient with sex in advertising and movies and such.

if we can still talk shit about Africa, then

BLACK PEOPLE RUINED FEBUARY!

this thread gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.

see you guys later tonight in a amerikkkans vs eurofags thread.

>>33575838
Why not, everyone hates Africa.

Europe, you gave us America. I thank you.

>>33575571
dear europe thank you for likeing nevada
PS: i am nevadan

Dear Europe, your beer is far better than most over here in the states but you have less natural resources.

>>33575896
then you're a nigger

You guys are still the hub of classical music

>>33576065
but what if they're from australia?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Dear America,
thanks you for Nine Inch Nails

guyz, don't forget to archive this shit later

Dear Europe you had the common decency to outlaw guns to keep them out of the hands of niggers thank you.

Thanks for Rambo I, II, III

Dear America
Germanfag here

Thank you for Dr. House and NCIS.
furthermore, thanks for freeing the shit out of us back in '45 and for treating german POW like actual human beeings.

mad props to the ESA btw. I salute you guys big time. Huygens was a brilliant piece of engineering.

there is lots of good stuff in amerikkka

your turn

Dear Europe, UK specifically,

Thank you for Pink Floyd and The Beatles.

Thank you also for your awesome accents.

>>33576356
dear deutsch-fag,
you're welcome for that. Thank you Germans for giving us the English language.

also, wo wohnst du in deutschland?

Eurofag here:

Dear America, you got:

Citys with amazing skylines, the bomb, 4chan, yellow stone, Hollywood and it's movie-industry,
Ford Mustangs, decleration of independence

to be continued

At least neither of us are as fucked up as Japan

amirite?

England has spawned most of the best bands. Thank you.

>>33576249

DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID?! YOU'RE A NIGGER!

well, America, at least your country isn't being flooded with Islamists.

dear [eastern] europe

even though you all deny having any cultural relations to those god damn blood thirsty turks, wear nike all the time, are homophobic, worship basketball, soccer and bad techno, you gave us baclava, so thank you.

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>33576356

the dude who plays house is a UKfag mate :)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Dear Europe,

I totallly love you.

Dear Americans,
Thank you for good TV shows.

>>33574994
>>Sorry Europe, we're not Canada
Fix'd

Italian here.
Thanks for nuking Japan.

Dear Eurofags,

Thank you so much for great UK bands like Black Sabbath, The Beatles, Pink Floyd and the Prodigy.

Amerikkka has given you many, many, great movies for you to enjoy.

Peace

Dear Germany.
Thank you for owning the Jews.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>33576249

whats the difference?

Dear Australia,

Thank you for Pendulum and Wolfmother.

That is all.

>>33576792

Thanks for hanging Mussolini

>>33576720
But the show is American.

Dear Europe,

Thanks for Nightwish, Rhapsody of Fire, Sonata Arctica, Wildpath, Sinamore, Angtoria, Blind Guardian, Tarot, Leaves' Eyes, The Beatles, and Aqua.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

hay guise posting in a (civil)legendary thread.

America, UK, ireland, france, rest of europe, austrailia, china, japan and africa i love chu <3

dear britain thank you for tea and paul barnett love america

i think theres more similar thinkers in europe, my mindset often clashes with that of the typical americans and ive gotten along with europeans better than i have with americans usually.

Dear Europe,

I think it's cool how you have so many countries and languages in such a small space.

>>33576792
shut up you greasy shit, we would have vaped you too but yall got your shit ruined before we got a chance too. oh btw, gj getting owned by the north africans ROFL! NIGGERS!

British women's teeth aren't that repulsive, there, I lied, happy?

Dear France: Thanks for the Bikini

europe and america are equaly shit. the entire fucking world is shit, equaly. so fuckoff you pussy faggot.

Dear England,

I hear you have a lot of knife violence. That's pretty cool.

Your fortune: Good Luck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac6w-9jWLsc

Your fortune: Godly Luck

dear /b/tards, im a norwayfag, where is the love for my oil nation?

why do you guys get to be the one without total oligarcy? D:

whoever invented the B-52s, giving us rock lobster, the rockos modern life theme, and love shack, thank you. thank you... so much.

Dear Europe.

I find it deeply humbling when I'm standign in Stuttgart touching the remnants of a city wall older than my home country (USA duh). Respect for lasting for so long through so much shit. gg guys.

>>33576792
Dear Italy,
Thank you for the Roman Empire, spaghetti westerns, and the film adaptation of the 120 days of Sodom.

>>33574626
Dear Germany,

At least you pretend like you dont hate the rest of the world as much as you used to!

>>33577018
Yeah, yeah.
Militarily neutered.
Go suck a tiny Jap penis.

Dear England thanks for the Industrial Revolution

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>33577156

dear norway, nice coutryside and family values

love UK

>>33576616
Amen to that, anon.

Eurofag here,
thanks for all the great tech coming from the US.

>>33574626
i do kinda like amerikkka, whenever i've been the whole atmosphere seemed just a lot more friendly.
i mean i know you got the whole guns thing, but we're cool with that really.

i live in some shitty little town in england nobody ever heard of, but its pretty rough, no matter what people say about inner cities. as a result of this i a constantly on guard, a nd so is everoyne else.

in amerikkka i found everyone to be a lot more open, andjust generally nicer people.

although we dont like your "beers", i guess we like you guys really :)

UK & AMERICA, STOMPIN' DICTATORSHIPS SINCE WWI!

Dear America

Thank you for keeping a big bunch of niggers in your country. If you threw them out, they'd probably come to countries in Europe where welfare is even better.

Germany has some pretty kick-ass candy.

>>33576586

Thx for D-Day, las vegas, porn without any plot, 90% of informative internets without moon-speak, some great videogames (lol blizzard), CSI ( i herd u liek Miami? in europe las vegas and NY are far more popular)

may be continued

>>33577403
'cept, you know, the royal family.

>>33577299
look at it this way, if yall had been as much of a threat to us as the Japs (or at least had pissed us off as much) look what would have happened to you.

Dear Eurofags,

Go choke on your mother's cocks

Dear UK,
Thanks for Dr. Who, that show kicks ass.

Europe, thanks for Sparta

>>33577018
thanks for Satoshi Tomiie, scumbag of the world

Dear Europe

Thanks for saving us in WW2.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

i freaking love american tv series. theyre getting better every year. thx.

ps: not all of them of course.

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>>33577321

well thx m8.
i must say thx to uk for breeding forth such a musical genius like simon posford

>>33577620
dont you have that backwards?

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>>33577735

no

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>33577018
Amerikkkan here,
please GTFO.

Dear europe, thank you for tea, awesome accents, and and countless world landmarks.

thank you america for making the Big Lebowski my life is complete

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>33577664

anytime bud :D im heading to europe in the next couple of years or so, i plan on passing through norway on the way east. your countryside pwns the uk's because its bigger!

dear europe

thank you for my mother, my curves, and very hot british mens with accents. <333

>>33577156
oh yeah, thanks for whaling (without which we wouldn't have moby dick or the harpoon meme)
and thanks for the second wave of black metal

dear america!

thank you for conan o brien, jay leno, jon stewart, family guy, south park, king of queens, thousands of other great shows, rap, jazz, swing, blues, your friendly and enthusiastic people, optimistic spirit and stylish attitude!! keep going!!

sincerly yours
germanfag

To the French, thanks for the Statue of Liberty and thanks to the Brits for the Magna Carta which we plagiarized for ourselves

thank you europe for emma watson

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>33577847

where in norway are you headed? i hope you are dropping by trondheim. thats my wonderful city.:)

>>33577018

Fuck Europe.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>33578022

fuck you

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Amerikkan here.
Salvo of museums and other places to be pretentious which is pretty nice.

DEAR EUROPE OH GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TERRY PRATCHETT!

(yadda yadda cruz ctrl)

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>33577156

isnt norway where vikings come from? if so me as a member of the UK thankyou for vikings, without them anglo saxons wouldnt have bred me.

also thankyou for giving me the term "viking" its like raid but has more flavour.

Dear Europe

Thanks for founding our country.

Americans are fucking fat and stupid.
Eurofags are fucking hairy and drunkards.
Asians are fucking small and have fucking small penises.
Arabs are just plain retarded.
Blacks steal bikes.
Latino are too lazy to do shit.

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>>33576820
winnar

dear europe:
i really like your public transportation systems and your museums (musea?). plus you guys are a lot cooler about sex-related things

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>33577999

im not sure where yet but heck ill pass through and see where i get taken. ill be back packing it with my girl so we'll have plenty of time.

To the UK:
Thanks for some great rock music that you continue to produce this day.
Thanks for having a rich and fascinating (if conflicted and sometimes totally backward) history.
Thanks for some great, stylish comedy.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>33578150

yup, us and sweden and denmark.

even got a state in france named after us. normandie. we raided so much they just gave us the place.

Dear everyone but me,

Die faggot.

Putains de ricains de merde, je vous encule tous avec une batte de base ball et je vous ejacule sur les bourlets.
Si seulement vous aviez merdés la bombe atomique et décimé une partie de VOTRE population à quotient intellectuel plus que réduit.
Hitler aurait mieux fait de bruler des américains plutôt que des juifs, ça aurait été toujours ça de gagné.

Je le fais correctement, OP ?

Thanks for Mr. Bean

>>33577500
NY and Miami suck balls
also the CSI shows in said cities.

dear america, i liek ur cheezburgerz

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>>33578383
i do not agree.

Dearest England thanks for Monty Python

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>33578365

i beleive norway sweden and denmark just fucking WON!!!!

they are the true kings of raids.

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Holy shit, this thread is giving me all tingly feelings inside, seeing this kinda thing on /b/.

Dear America,

Thanks for all the Hollywood movies, TV shows, some of your bands, and for Coca-cola.

Love, Britain.

/r/ moar Britain loving <3

T-T-T-Thread breaker!

Europe sucks. Amerikkkan is a bunch of fucking idiots.

all british or aussi mens who like cute chubby chicks IM serum11121 doitnao.

Dear Europe, thanks for always being there.

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Europe gave us plenty of awsome people like John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson, Winston Churchill, Erwin Rommel, Napolean, Einstein, Miguel de Cervantes. As well as some cool shit like the space program, the Coliseum, SPARTA!!!!, Black freaking Sabbath, and The Statue of Liberty (literally gave it to us). You guys almost screwed it up with the whole Princess Diana drama but you made up for it by giving us the Arctic Monkeys.
I guess you guys still get a positve score.
Love, Amerikkka.

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OKAY, WHO THE FUCK DIVIDED BY ZERO?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QB1ep091DAM

I don't know why there's this big hatred between us. I like Europe. It's... it's just that you say such hurtful things I can't help but retaliate.

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i've seen many things on /b/.

i've seen negros happy as can be.
i've seen a man with a grin that suggests cocks are about to be mongled.
i've seen the inside of a man's anus, a girl in a bath tub showering shit on to herown face.
i've seen scat, mutilated cats, raped children and the finest gore available on the web.

but this thread is truly beautiful.

united we stand, divided by zero.

Amerifag here
Europe thank you for having the coolest native civilizations ever. Samurai are fine and all, but Vikings and Celts own the shit out of htem.
Oh and Britain, another thanks for the whole creating the country thing. Would have been cooler if we were able to do like Canada and just kind of agree to part ways, but whatever. Worked out in the end and all that.

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ITT: Japan is the shit

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>>33579290
that's not suntan lotion

Dear America, thank you for awesome music and also Jerry Springer.

Europe this thread is proof that together we are stronger United we stand.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

is this the first step to becoming a stronger legion? do i see a change in history before my eyes?

Dear Eurofags

Thank You for Hugh Laurie, and Awesome music

>>33579335
it's grinskull!! grinskull likes to grin : )

>>33579610
would be cool, but probably not. Bettin' it's temporary, though we'll always be legion in truth.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>33579610

No, the second this thread dies, some eurofags that didn't see it will attack us amerikkkans and it'll all start over again.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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/r/ MOAR FUCKED UP PICTURES

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>33579796
>>33579889

thats true, shame though.

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>>33579889
Seeing as it's 2.30am here, 3.30am in the rest of Europe, there will be quite a few of us that wont see this thread, it's a shame. Someone make this thread tomorrow afternoon GMT or something. We need moar transatlantic lurve <3

Europe invented rock, basicly. That's cool.

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>>33580005
>>33580064
>>33579335
>>33579290

lol it's like they think this kind of thing bothers /b/tards...

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Dear Europe,

Thanks for your awesome and violent history that turned me into a history nerd.

nah, europeans have a lot of loyalty for america, they always had. dont listen to those faggy european america bashers - no one really cares about them..

india isnt in america

>>33580183
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>>33580203
no... I'm trying to balance out all the faggotry with stuff that's worthwhile

Dear America.
Thanks for having Tacobell so I don't starve to death while I'm visiting you.
I wish there was more, but there really isn't.
/Sweden

Dear England thanks for the term "eh Guvna?"

To Europe -

You make good cars, good music, and good food, and neither Texas nor California are a part of you.

Dear Europe,

Thanks for:
- Fun languages
- Years of warfare
- Being the birthplace of Western society
- the Renaissance
- My heritage
- Great looking women
- Proving that a lower drinking age doesn't amount to rampant alcoholism.
- Rome. `Nuff said.

Thanks guys, seriously. We may be seperated by an ocean, but we're still blood brothers.

Sincerely,
A Yank who spent 5 years living in France, Germany, Spain, and England

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>33580170
Europeans invented rock, basically. Thats cool.

OK, list time.
Music,
Cheeseburgers,
The fact that you guys like animu mean I can get fansubs. I don't think anyone outside the US fansubs in english,
American/Italian food (technically it's theirs but you made it bigger),
TV shows,
Lucky Charms
and Mountain Dew.

NOW SUCK MY DICK.

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intiaania metsästän

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Dear Italy,
Thank you for ravioli <3

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I AM THE FUCKING QUEEN OF ENGLAND!
FUCK AMERIKKKA!
EUROPE IS THE GREATEST SUPERPOWER IN THE WORLD!

For the most part, Europe has far better drug and alcohol policies than America. ill give them that

Dear France
Your army choreograpghs its marches to the music of Cats

I like some of the music over there.

About it.

Dear europe, Amerifag here.

Thank you for real football. thank you thank you thank you.

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Thanks for the Sex Pistols.

Two amerikkkans gave birth to the girl I am deeply in love with.

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Dear Europe,

Thank you for Emma Watson, decent beer, great tunes, taking Madonna away, your food, fine wine, and The Young Ones.

Love,
Amerikkka

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NIGGER RANGER! GOOOOOO!
TIME TO DESTROY THIS PEACE TREATY!

Dear America,

It's not your fault (well, actually a little) if your president is a dumbass. We forgive you since your country is really great (if you except Texas) and... well that's all.

Thank you.

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thank you for
the beatles
alphaville
and harry potter

fuck yeah, harry potter

Normally I'd just fuck this thread all kinds of up...

On the other hand, I guess it's about time I do, for once, do SOMETHING about my karma, y'know?

With that said...if it weren't for Europe, there wouldn't BE an America.

Consider this:

"I fight with my brother until my cousin shows up. Together we fight our cousin until the next door neighbor shows up. Together we fight the next door neighbor until some random dude from the next town over shows up. Together we fight the random dude from our neighboring town until -"

Well, you get the idea. Ad infinitum.

So without Europe, there wouldn't be America. For that I, as an American, thank all the Eurofags of /b/ for sharing their hatred, their pics, their awesome slang (gotta love Eurotrip..."PISS OFF YUH BLOODY WANKAZ! FUCK OFF, YOU GALLIC PRISSY FUCK!"), and generally fagging it up /b/tard style.

Now piss off, you eurotrash fuckwads.

FUCK YEAH, EUROPE.

That is all.

HEY ITALY, SO I HERD U GOT SUM EGGPLANT IN YA

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>33579196
moar.

Dear europe, thank you for turning Scott Walker into the man he is today. Without you he might have turned out as another loser from Hamilton, Ohio just like me.

I'm French. And, maybe tomorrow, or the day after, I'll save your world, you pathetic bunch of scum. So, thank you, Europe, for having welcomed me.

HEY BRIT, SO I HERD YOU CAN EAT AN APPLE THROUGH A MAILBOX WITH ONLY YOUR HUGE ASS FRONT TEETH, IM IMPRESSED

Dear England thanks for bangers and mash.