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I've never liked them, really.

how could they possibly kill baby porpoises? dont they have a shred of humanity in their cold hearts?

>>376316
All humans are evil fucks too, thus dolphins are our best friends

>>376344
then why do people worship obama thinking he will bring world peace and all that shit

some tribalfuck in kenya was quoted in saying "Obama will make the dictators in africa chose democracy"

LOL, yep, he suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure will

>>376340

>>376349
Those same people would kill for wold peace

Hence all humans are evil because killing is by definition BAD

>>376340
>humanity
>dolphin
9/10

>>376366
lol so every animal on earth is evil?

>>376370
PROTIP
>killing is by definition BAD
THAT WAS SARCASM

The navy trains dolphins and other sea mammals. There was actually a case where some soviet frogmen were actually attacked by dolphins.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-frogman_techniques#Trained_animals.2C_as_weapons

>A reported anti-frogman guard is (or was) dolphins trained to carry on the nose a device which injects a large amount of compressed carbon dioxide into the frogman.
>in 1970 to 1980 trained dolphins killed 2 Russian frogmen who were putting limpet mines on a USA cargo ship in Cam Ranh bay in Vietnam

lol holy shit dolphins

>>376396
you play too much red alert 2

Rubbery sex torpedoes.

>>376399
-_-

Its true, go ask /k/

I propose that we ally with /k/!

Weapon-mounted cute animals. We would be unstoppable.

>>376442
I doubt /k/ would settle for the anti-humanfaggotry in /an/

maybe if we purge them...

Got a proposal

>>>/k/2675623

>>376443
i dare you sissies to try.

Personally, I wouldn't mind /k/ as our partners.

>>376448
/an/ is the opposite of /k/

/k/ believes in personal rights of humans

/an/ thinks humans should die

ANIMALS YOU SAY?

RATATATATATATATA

Holy fuck guys, you won't believe this, but wolves will eat baby deer and bears will kill pregnant salmon.

Hamsters will eat their own young and chimpanzees will devour the offspring of rivals.

All of which is in direct opposition to multiple rulings of Dr. Doolittle's animal court.

It seems the only animals we can look to for inspiration and moral guidance are dead baby porpoises.

>>376449
When did we ever think that? I mean considering humans are animals, I doubt the rest of /an/ would want to destroy our own species for the sake of animals to 'survive' in the wild. Doing that would be just ignorant and downright insane for animals that have less intelligence than us.

>>376446
Sauce of the image?

>>376453

Trolls on /an/ say that sometimes. That makes it true.

>>376450
That thing looks badass. :o

fyi I think we got married or something

>>376453
roffle

start a "animals that should be extinct" thread

and see how many people say humans

/an/ are self hating faggots

>>376458

M249SAW with a SILVER flare launcher.

>>376460
We need a drawfag to draw more of this happy board-couple.

/k/ loev animals.

damn, /k/ has more trolls than /v/

Eating rabbits is not as bad as people make them out to be.

>>376467
Awwwww

>>376467
Yes, we do. Mostly.

>>376472
I heard they're delicious, but not enough meat on them though.

Does anyone have that hi-res pic of a soldier in Iraq petting a kittun drinking milk?

>"Obama will make the dictators in africa chose democracy"


DHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>376480
So is that some kind of cute grenade?

This is Rataplan. he was the mascot of the Dutch FOB Kamp Holland in Afghanistan. but he had to be put to sleep ;_;

>>376487
D:

You know how dolphins like to fuck everything, even dolphins of other species? I read somewhere that dolphins usually kill the retarded offspring that comes from their interspecies rape.

>>376491
Smart move on their part

>>376442

Sharks with frickin' "lasers"

dolphins are the only other animal to have sex for recreation other than humans

>>376535
not true.

>>376535
monkeys jack off
I have seen it with mine own eyes.

*shudders*

>>376316
>>376350

Les dauphin tuent les phoques. Les Canadiens tuent les phoques. Ma conclusion est les deux sont malfaisant.

>>376466
So. . . who here wants to deliver the happy news to the groom. . . ?

>>376555

SQUEEEEE

so cute, did you show /k/?

>>376555

YES. He is OURS now.

>>376556
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I'm not going to be the one to show /k/.

>>376555

aw his muscles are deflating already!

>>376559
Its ok, we've seen it already.

>>376461
they don't know what the hell they're talking about.

i just like to pretend they aren't part of /an/.

>>376478
This one?

sgt. chesty

Bomb-dog was here

daww

Goddamn birds

More soldier and kittens incoming.

And more, may have more, just got to wade through my files.

>>376449
/k/ thinks humans should die too, theyre just more specific about the methods

/k/ + /an/ = awesome

/ck/ and /tg/ here!

Congrats!

Have some 20-sided dice cake. NOM.

This has got to be the most epic thread. . . EVER.

>>376593
inb4 /b/ shows up

I <3 /an now. I have a request for my new wife in the /k thread. It's over here: >>>/k/2676889

Love,
Anon

Someone needs to archive the /an/ and /k/ threads.

>>376552

Is this kind of like Falconry? Where the animal is more then capable of saying screw you, not returning, but instead comes back because they like people with people.

I voted to archive our wedding thread

>>376535

Also the only ones that rape and kill for the lulz.

Never trust an animal that smiles all the time.

>>376626
I second.

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

We need one more vote to archive this. Think of the future generations. What threads will they have to look towards?

>>376542
masturbation is not sex. You've only seen it have you? I've been humped by a god damn capuchin

>>376651
>masturbation is not sex
FUCK

for real?

I GUESS I'VE BEEN PRACTICING EVERY DAY FOR NOTHING

>>376645
archive triggered

>>376664
Tanks, baby.

Love,
/k

>>376651
but its still to pleasure themselves.
also bonobos.

>>376674
<3

To /an/, from /k/.

>>376714
So cool!

>>376555

Holy fuck i dawwwwwww'd

>>376842
Awww

fuck dolphins. they killed my brothers raccoon.

>>The team described the mammals' injuries as "perhaps the worst example of inter-specific aggression any of us had ever seen

Have they not heard of humans?

>>376889
Humans aren't "speices."

>:(

>>376890
>>Humans aren't "speices."
>>speices
>>Species: H. sapiens

How about the one with the american solders throwing the puppy over the cliff? That one was cute.

>>377153
That doesn't belong here, you sick fuck.
/k hates those faggots.
/k would never harm pet animals

/k enjoys animals and nature

/k loves /an/
forever.

<3

I fucking hate dolphins.

-Marine Biologist

>>376635
I see that /d/ has arrived.

>>377170
<3

They're up to something!

/b/ here, thought id join the party

So long and thanks for all the fish