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Do want.

wut?

http://beasttube.com/viewvideo/5390/Dolphin_Oral/

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MOAR

Jesus.....

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moot?

HAHA YES

oh god i have seen that video!

they wanna tell on the trainer!

its a guy doing it...

/r/ more dolphin porn, besides what they have in beasttube

I threw up a little in my mouth, and a lot on the keyboard.

also this thread ends in 666

>>38199739
not moot, snacks

more?

>>38199799

Welcome to /b/

HOT

MOARMOARMOARMOARMOAR

:'(

i can totally masturbate to this

That guy is an idiot, the cumshot could've ripped his throat apart, srsly

This stuff has to be really rare.

/b/ has taught me that the dolphin penis has a prehensile thumb.

>>38200184
a duck's ejaculation can kill a man

...things chicks do for money =(

>>38200217
Yeah, you'll need to thoroughly search the tubes if you want to get these. I'm sure more will be made if the demand rises though

even though i've seen the worst /b/ has to offer, it's still nice to be surprised every so often by these little gems!

Hah, normal.. wtf do they know?!

>>38200340

That's a man.

Enjoy.

DO. NOT. FUCKING. WANT.

that's just gay.

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OH WOW!
too bad it's a man

>>38200184
Faggot pretending to know shit! The dolphin ejaculation is powerful, but it would have to be a hundred times more powerful to cause any harm to live tissue. What could have happened was the semen going into his lungs, that could have killed him in five minutes (there is no way to remove sperm from the lungs, it's certain death, unless you put the idiot in a by-pass device in less than five minutes).

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From hell.

Mr Lusk,
Sor
I send you half the Kidne I took from one women prasarved it for you tother piece I fried and ate it was very nise. I may send you the bloody knif that took it out if you only wate a whil longer

signed
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oh wow I didn't even know that dolphins has the penis lol

FAKE

This must be the single most disgusting thing I've seen in my life. Thanks /b/

>>38200567
/r/ death by semen pron

>>38200567
semen in lungs can kill someone?

surely then someones died giving head. SURELY.

/r/ing ghost blowjob woohoo pic

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>>38200695
yesplz

Beasttube is dead. Again.

oh wow

>>38200689

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Mr Lusk,
Sor
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signed
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

hahahhahahhahahaahaahah fucking epic

I said MOAR

lol semen in lungs... talk about pretending to know something...

thats what you think a whales ejaculate can smother you. It blows gallons worth!

whale ejaculate all over you and your subordinates lenon! take that

>>38200695
It would require a lot of bad luck to die from sperm inhalation. Many people die in emergency rooms inhaling their own vomit, but those are unconscious people. A normal person would cough out the sperm as it passed through the larinx or upper trachea. Of course, if the sperm comes from a dolphin, maybe it would go deep enough to kill the person before she (or he) could cough it out.

>>38200567
>>(there is no way to remove sperm from the lungs, it's certain death, unless you put the idiot in a by-pass device in less than five minutes).

Thats bullshit too. I've seen pr0n where dude nuts on a plate and bitch snorts the cum up like it was some yayo. and that bitch ain't die, so wtf?

i love this thread.

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Mr Lusk,
Sor
I send you half the Kidne I took from one women prasarved it for you tother piece I fried and ate it was very nise. I may send you the bloody knif that took it out if you only wate a whil longer

signed
Catch me when you can Mishter Lusk

I'm not really sure what to think of this thread...

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From hell.

Mr Lusk,
Sor
I send you half the Kidne I took from one women prasarved it for you tother piece I fried and ate it was very nise. I may send you the bloody knif that took it out if you only wate a whil longer

signed
Catch me when you can Mishter Lusk

Phew.

I thought it was a woman, but /b/ saved me from becoming a furry homosexual weaboo retard.

Im better off being a furry heterosexual weaboo retard.

>>38201164
amen

>>38201104

Snorting it won't get it into the lungs. Where do you think the coke drip goes? Stomach.

Needs more human X dolphin porn with penetration

A day without a bestiality thread is a wasted day.

>>38201028
You are an asshole. Many people do die every year by inhaling "strange bodies" into their lungs. It is just very unlikely that a normal and conscious person would die breathing sperm into its lungs. Now inhale your own spit and die, son of a whore.

>>38201241
true that true that
needs moar experimentation

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>>38199714
how do I download?

PROTIP:

1. Open video site
2. View Source
3. Find http://beasttube.com/videoconfigxmlcode/?pg=
4. Copy URL
5. Open in new browser window
6. Find http://stream.beasttube.com/files/videos/videos/
7. ????
8. Profit

By now I should know eating while browsing /b/ is a bad idea.

Archive this shit!!

>>38201425

see

>>38201444

>>38201104
Learn to read, faggot! The sperm must reach the lungs, what cannot happen in a normal fellation, because the girl has her normal gag reflex and human sperm is not ejaculated at high speed and pressure as does dolphins' (or whales').

>>38201584
why is it highly pressurized anyway?

>>38201527
seconded

>>38201262
I concur, I would film one myself if I knew about a secluded location where dolphins can be found

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something exciting
fap fap fap fap fap

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>>38201444
thank you anon

I'm speechless

Tohn Javolta reporting for duty

>>38201241
Another faggot that doesn't know shit about dolphins. They can ejaculate a teacup of sperm, that's about twenty times more than any human can ejaculate. And that's actually nothing, a pig can ejaculate half a liter of sperm (about 17 US ounces).

Internet, oh how when I think I know all that you contain, you baffle me.

>>38201769

A/S/L?

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Mr Lusk,
Sor
I send you half the Kidne I took from one women prasarved it for you tother piece I fried and ate it was very nise. I may send you the bloody knif that took it out if you only wate a whil longer

signed
Catch me when you can Mishter Lusk

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>38199666
is him Troy Mc Lure?

>>38201643
High pressure is just normal to all "ejaculated liquids" on aquatic mammals. Not only the sperm, but also the milk is ejected at a very high speed and pressure. The reason is simple, those liquids have to travel through water to reach their targets (there is no way to remove the water from their cavities before the sperm or the milk is injected).

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That would have been a lot hotter if it was a chick.

One of those lifeguard/aquarium worker chicks ~_~

still loving this thread

>>38202069
Agreed. There was a woman + dolphin video somewhere, but the slut didn't take it into any of her holes. That was lame.

>>38202069

says you

I'm so applying for a job in the dolphinarium

>>38201425
1 - Install Firefox
2 - Install the add-on Download Helper
3 - Download the FLV file
4 - Have fun

It should be very easy to shoot a porn with dolphins, they spend half of their lives fucking, the other half eating or sleeping (they can sleep and swim at the same time!).

>>38202235
You realize dolphins ejaculate at around 60-65 miles an hour, right? if she took it in a hole she would be killed... in a horrible way
it would rupture her tissues and cause alto of bleeding.

Why doesn't beasttube work for me?

What would it be like getting fucked in the ass by a dolphin?
"OW! WTF?!"

ITT we discuss the natural hazards of inhaling dolphin semen.

>>38202455
Are you positive it could kill? Action reaction states that for every force there is an... you get the rest.

Can a gob of liquid really exert enough pressure to rip through tissue?

>>38202455
Baseballs travel at near 80MPH
It will hurt like crap, and bruise, but no broken skin.

Even for us beastfags dolphin porn is a rare delicacy

>>38202561
a sneeze is like 80mph, made of gas and snot

Rent a tent, rent a tent, a tent, a tent, rent a, rent a tent

>>38202579
I have to agree. Also, I doubt some dolphin jizz would ever exert enough force to break through skin... or injur anyone for that matter.

>>38202579
while i agree with most of that, hes right about it rupturing skin.

i think it has something to do with the surface area.

on a side note, how fast does a human ejaculate?

>>38202635
Yeah, I get that something can travel extremely fast, I'm not retarded. But to put it into perspective:

Can a man punch a piece of paper with the force of 200N? No, because the paper cannot exert 200N of force back onto his fist.

So, can some liquid exert whatever force is needed to break through skin/kill someone?

>>38202455
Well find out the density and mass of the semen and use physics to find out if it would impact the body with enough force to injure/kill

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From hell.

Mr Lusk,
Sor
I send you half the Kidne I took from one women prasarved it for you tother piece I fried and ate it was very nise. I may send you the bloody knif that took it out if you only wate a whil longer

signed
Catch me when you can Mishter Lusk

>>38203028
You're on the right track.

But to be honest, I highly doubt liquid could ever kill anyone in that way...

ugh, its screech.. this made me cringe a little. thanks /b/

I think I've developed a fetish based completely on watching this video. Fuck you, /b/.

>>38203084
sounds like a challenge

im on a mission to kill a women by stabbing her with my semen

>>38203189
Go for it.

>>38203189

take pics and post them here when you do

>>38201769
fag doesn't know shit about dolphins

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humans cum the same speed, some health teacher told my class that "humans ejaculate at 60 MPH so it's hard not to get someone pregnant without a condom because it comes out so fast"

>>38203084

depends on the weight and speed. Such a tiny stream though, it wont do anything.

itt people who have never seen a fireman's hose.

>>38202797
Yes, pressurized water can be used for cutting... but that needs some serious machinery, not dolphin cock.

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MOAR

>>38203084
Well I bet you've seen what firehoses did to those niggers back in the day, but that's taking a much bigger volume into account, rather than a mere 17 ounces of dolphin splooge here.

>>38203400
lolled

Another faggot that doesn't know shit about dolphins.
Another faggot that doesn't know shit about dolphins.
Another faggot that doesn't know shit about dolphins.
Another faggot that doesn't know shit about dolphins.
Another faggot that doesn't know shit about dolphins.

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it's a trap

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old dolphin por is old

>>38203400
I lold

fuck this thread!

>>38199666
i came

>>38203537

Show us some new stuff, then

Another faggot that doesn't know shit about dolphins.
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>>38203028
>>38203084

Anybody who's bellyflopped can tell you that liquids can HURT. But it follows the same guidelines as say, a firehose. Not deadly, hurts like a bitch. Water balloons can hurt if they're big and well lobbed. None of them are going to kill you. You'd need a lot more of it, and it's more likely to cause a concussion if you're hit in the head.

Oh lawd is this legal?

>>38200184

THIS IS THE SENTENCE THAT SPAWNED A WHOLE THREAD ON THE DEBATE OF THE SAFETY OF DOLPHIN SEMEN.

Posting in an epic thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dsxEP46KGM&NR=1

I just sent an email to mythbusters asking if giving head can kill someone. And now we wait.

>>38203755
As long as you're not caught it is.

>>38203574
fuck you!!

>>38203755

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>>38203904
Fail, whatever it was, it's no longer there.

EEEEEEEEEW FILTHY FAGGOTS STOP HARASSING OUR MARINE LIFE DIRTY BASTARDS YOU!!!!

GRRRR LOL

/r/ man getting head from horse.

ITT newfags discouraging /b/tards of having sex with dolphins by fear they could get killed.

>>38204202

ITT /r/ MAN GETTING HEAD FROM HORSE! PAY ATTENTION!

PROTIP:

http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=102775&hl=dolphin

O LAWD, IS DAT SUM DOLPHIN PRON?
http://beasttube.com/videolist/videonew/?tags=dolphin

>>38199666
>>38201666

Wtf, 666 in a beastality thread? Its more likely than you think.

All who would fuck a dolphin, raise your right hand. Those who don't can take their hand and shove it up their ass.

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posting in an epic thread

>>38201444
i don't get this what is this going to do?

>>38200567
So your saying that I have a poisonous snake down my pants that could kill someone within 5 minutes?
Nice!

Liquid canot kill someone if it is spread out moderately, but we're talking about a Dolphin cumshot, which travels in a very concentrated line. A fat log cannot break through skin, but a speeding needle could. The dolphin wouldn't be shooting a wall of sperm into whatever it is fucking, it'd be a very fast stream of sperm which could exert enough pressure on one point inside someone's body to fuck shit up.

Who knew the only epic thread in months would've been about a video of a dolphin blowjob and an argument about the dangers of their ejaculations

So called deniers don't deny that Jews suffered; most people did during that time in history. Does it justify their raping, bulldozing, land grabbing, current genocide against Palestinians? Does is justify how they're leading us to war against Iraq and Iran? Why are they getting reparations when they should be making reparations to Native Americans, Australian Aborigines, and the people who were forcefully taken from their land during the Black Slave trade? Why no reparations for the toxic effect of this religion and it's offshoots?

>>38204358
It's raised, now the whole cafe is looking at me.

>>38204083
That dolphin was a fucking flirt. dont kid yourself

>>38204513
Quick! Change to Hitler salute

>>38204274
Not everyone here has an account on beastforum.

>>38204608

Coulda fooled me

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>>38204608
then they're fucking doing it wrong

>>38204596
Done, I'm being yelled at.

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>>38204786
SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL!

From the article:

Dolphin Ejaculation Does Not Do Internal Damage., F with M dolphin, full penetration pics

After much consideration, my partner and I have decided to post up a few stills from some of our home movies. You'll have to forgive the quality, these stills were taken from a heavily compressed version of the footage rather than the raw footage.

Mostly, we'd like to dispel some of the silly myths that get passed around about various forms of sexual activity with dolphins, their anatomy, and their sexual behaviour and because so many people lie or exaggerate about their experience we've decided to prove ours. In short, they do not ejaculate with enough pressure to cause you internal damage. I can personally verify that the parts of all those involved are still perfectly functional and there was no pain or injury involved.

umm guys...look what i found.

>>38201444
>>38201444
>>38201444
>>38201444
>>38201444

someone explain!!

>>38204915

Continued ...

I really don't reccomend you try this yourselves. Dolphins aren't the cute, cuddly, spiritual creatures that a lot of people seem to like to imagine them as. They are large carnivores that can quite easily kill you just for their own entertainment if they choose to. They have a wicked sense of humour.

Before anybody asks...

I will not tell you where the video footage was taken.
I will not tell you when it was taken.
I will not tell you how we had this level of access to dolphins.
I will not post the entire film, nor will I give it to anyone who PMs me asking for it.

Any other questions are welcome. Myself and Tegs will do our best to answer them.

fucking a dolphin would be nice and all, but it'd be much easier just to fuck a dog or even a horse.

>>38204358
*Raises hand*

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>>38204974
Why are you such a sick fuck?

>>38204974
TEG TITS

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>>38204483
lolwut?

>>38204728
I was talking about the pictures, obviously.

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>>38203914

>>38205125

Lonely childhood

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we need a safety pamphlet on the dangers of fucking dolphins

You need moar than that?

Posting in 4chan archive.

>>38204966
>>38204966
>>38204966
>>38204966
>>38204966
>>38204966
>>38204966

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COULD U OR SOMEBODY POST THE PICS HERE? K THX
>>38204274

Once it has been seen, it cannot be unseen.

lol, 4chan archive.

>>38204974
wait..what article is that

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http://beasttube.com/viewvideo/5390/Dolphin_Oral/

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I CAME!!

too big to be dolphin dick
too small to be human dick

someone find the middle ground for a cookie

this thred r satanic

lol

>>38205512

>>38203755
Only if dolphin is of age and does consent.

>>38205636

It's this one

>>38204274

>>38205931
The GIFs

YOU MUST PROVIDE THE GIFS

>>38206310

He never posted vids :/

Dear /b/,
I... I think I love you...

what

I LUV DIS FRED

www.warpmymind.com

well, that was certainly fast. when those women swimmers get raped by dolphins in florida, i'm surprised they even get time to notice!

This isn't funny, my brother died this way.

>>38207308 sauce

GODDAMN LUCKY CUNT!

>>38207308

Now that's what I call a WHALE of a mess!!

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sick fuck

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>>38207325
>brother
what?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Goddamnit, I can't find my Relevant to my Interests cat....

well...this is relevant to my interests.

/r/ snacks fucking a whale

Oh well... Welcome to the darkest little corner of the internet

>>38209581

there you go

Only on the internet.

oh god

I fapped and some newfags learned the difference between beast and fur. This has been a good day.

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>>38201074
>>38200567
Funny. I can't seem to pull up any peer-reviewed articles to prove this.. where are you getting this information from again?

lol.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE THIS THREAD IS STILL GOING!

posting in an archive

>>38207308

Seriously, I need to know the story behind this one.

http://www.messvideo.com/funny-dolphin-rape-guy/

Also, did you know that dolphin vagoo is very human-like?

I read somewhere, in a village mass murders of dolphins were happening - they investigated it, and it turns out villagers were fucking the dolphins, but after the thing was done they needed to cut up the animal or their penises were stuck inside.

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nin

>>38210775

Close-up of dolphin vag:

http://beasttube.com/viewvideo/5204/

>>38210775
That is incredibly untrue.

mmmmmmm
tastes like sushi.

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Has anyone seen this vid yet and can they download it and share it in a site that has bandwidth plox?

>>38211412

http://rapidshare.com/files/52957995/4e5046fc8d6a97d.flv.html

Once you've seen it you can't unsee it.

I think I'm in love with you, /b/..Yes. Yes, I am.

damn you! /b/

>>38211653

But God, can you ever fap to it!