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>market yourself to the opposite sex.
LOL

Haha. No. That guy looks like a geek, girls do not find that attractive unless they're boring.

You keep building that big ol' man of straw.

>>424868
What's up with that bus fetish of yours?

Nobody's ever said anything about buses, go back to /r9k/ or wherever you whiny faggots go. You've shown you know nothing about fashion, relationships, women, buses or /fa/. Quite projecting your problems onto us.

Ehhhhhhhh. I guess what you're trying to say is sort of true.

It's like, dress like a prick (Suit jacket and jeans, the worst combination ever) and you might get laid by some dumb fucking whore that doesn't know fuck all about fashion and looking good.

And the OP... I'm assuming he's one of the people that sees and a blazer and a pair of jeans and thinks...

"OH
MY
GOD.

IF I COMBINE THIS SMART LOOKING JACKET WITH JEANS, IT'S SORT OF LIKE, I'M SUAVE AND MATURE ON TOP, BUT THEN THE JEANS!!! THE JEANS MEAN I STILL HAVE A WILD SIDE TO ME! THIS COMBINATION IS B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T!"

>When you're out shopping, don't think what /fa/ would think. Buy clothes that YOU are comfortable with.

Aww it's the guy who asked about graphic tees earlier

lol

People really take /fa/ as FACT OF LIFE rules? Hurr durr, take the advice with a pinch of salt and modify it to suit yourself.

When you ask for advice from anon under any circumstances, you're asking for advice from grumpy anon, bored anon, downright honest anon, and somewhere in the mix, nice anon. Not everybody is telling the truth, the nice of nasty ones.
But isn't it more interesting to get a more honest opinion than you'll get from your friends?

>>424868
Shut up /fa/gs this guy knows his shit and i support him.
SERIOUSLY what the fuck is up with this board and it's shitty threads this is the best one i've seen since ages.

graphic t-shirts and jeans are win win, also if you don't fit in the way you dress you're doing it wrong.

all that said busses are great place to hit on women..except i never ride one because i have a car.

>>424951
Sup OP..

>>424942
not samefag, but anyone who takes advice from anywhere on 4chan 100% seriously is fucking retarded.
Use your own fucking brain.

>>424868
how about you idiot learn to distinguish someone else's text and stop being butthurt because i've hit the nail..so shut the fuck up already you're not appreciated.

Does anyone actually buy things just because /fa/ said they were good?

Of course I take /fa/'s advice but in the end if I don't like how something looks I'm not going to buy it.

Unfortunately /fa/ has one or two shepeards and thousands of sheep, so any opinion on any piece of clothing is exaggerated beyond belief.

i lol'd

>>424966
Change the sheep to dumb scenefags, 'cool' videogamers, goths, fat cosplayers and stupid hipsters and you are correct.

>>424955
if you take this advice, you're fucking retarded, fyi. And sage for obvious troll(s).

>>424972
Change the sheep to dumb fat cumsluts who don't want to post their pics(because they're afraid of being mocked), 'ugly' videogamers(pimple faces), wannabe goths, batshit insane cosplayers and fags who pretend to be hipsters and you aren't even close to /fa/ level yet.

i think it's better now no need to thank me.

so the conclusion of this thread = /fa/ is full of pretentious little pricks and everyone should wear what ever the fuck they feel like.

now please end this faggotry.

I wear clothes for my self actually..

The opposite sex is pretty much rule 3 to me.

Rule #1 - Dress how I want.
Rule #2 - Try to look better than everyone else.
Rule #3 - Dress well for the opposite sex.

>>425001
>so the conclusion of this thread = /fa/ is full of pretentious little pricks and everyone should wear what ever the fuck they feel like.
Wasn't this pretty clear from the start anyway? No need for one shitty thread, really.

There are some well dressing people who know stuff in /fa/, but there really are only a few of them

I'm pretty sure all these bullshit meta-threads are started by assholes who asked /fa/s opinion on their favourite clothes, got generally negative replies and thus became bitter and butthurt.

Again, why should i think with my dick and let a bitch decide the way i dress, i make my own goddamn rules.
Besides, girls like men with confidence, if you are bold enough too wear wath you want the bitches go after you.

so fashion= getting laid?

orly?

If you can't pull off new styles (i.e. you're uncomfortable with them) it's because of a general lack of confidence. Throwing on the acid wash jeans and the skater tee don't restore the necessary confidence to get pussy.

>girls don't want to sit next to you on buses
I say pfft to that!
My clothes are not the reason.
It is because I have RAPIST tattooed across my forehead.
What else could it be?

>Rule #1 of fashion - The way you dress is the way you market yourself to the opposite sex.

Stopped reading/started laughing here

Gl;hf with your frat parties bro

FUCK YEAH BUSES

i only want artsy nerdy girls because they're superior
the others can fuck off

Pic related, I dress/look exactly like this but I can't get laid.

What am I doin' wrong OP???

>>425283
go to club
go to dance floor
dance with hot girl that's alone
put tongue in her throat

>>425283

dude ur faget u need to were more american apparel, h& m n stuf u need converse shoes n sum grafic Ts sum baggy jeens n a zip hoody 2, dik

>>425304
yea dis is actuly true mang, giv it a shot and c how it works! enjoy getting laid 4 the 1st time!

>>425304
Trying way too hard. Tone it down, champ.

this thread is now about busses.

they are fashionable

>>425304
lol greatest advice ever given on /fa/ and congrats to OP on greatest thrad ever like omg ur totally saying the truth and everyone else on /fa/ is retard

graphic tees + blazer = FASHION i read it in GQ and i think GQ knows a thing or two about fashion cause its maganzine

graphic tee + blazer = PUSSY even if ur gay like graphic tee + blazer = COCK amirite

okay moral of the story everyeone should buy what they want but just remember im better than everyone else because i ware a graphic tee and a blazer and i market myself to the opposite sex

look at this fashionable guy, he is with a bus.

real style means wearing what you like - with self confidence. the times where fashion meant adapting to the mainstream style are over. get your own style.

>>425335
>okay moral of the story everyeone should buy what they want but just remember im better than everyone else because i ware a graphic tee and a blazer and i market myself to the opposite sex

YOU HAEV AIRBUS??

Interesting how the pinnacle of sexual prowess according to OP is getting a female to sit beside you on a bus.

Come on, guyz. POST SOME FUKKEN BUSES.

>>425361
Chicks hate guys with cars. I was a virgin til I sold mine and started riding the bus.

BEHOLD TRAINBUS

>>424868
>Rule #1 of fashion - The way you dress is the way you market yourself to the opposite sex.
>the opposite sex.
lol, like you don't know you're talking to a bunch of faggots.

YEEA AMPHIBUS MOTHERFUCKERS

My advice on fashun is to take chances, makes mistakes, and get wemon to sit next to you on the bus.

>>425335
Are you foreign? or just retarded

>>425407
i'd so post the Magical School Bus spaceship from futurama if I had the screencap.

over 9000 hours on mspaint

>>425407
look aside when i am sit down

>>425460
Flawless

>>425460
Love his expression in the bus

Guys, I think what OP is saying is pretty simple. Remember the #1 rule of fashion: the only reason to be fashionable is to get laid.

I mean, he's pretty much uncovered the formula for getting laid.

I dress like a hipster and plenty of chicks hit on me.

And by hipster I mean western shirts, raw denim and plimsolls. Ironic tshirts are passe.

Wow, OP is right!

Check out this fashionable blog I found, it's even written by WOMEN! So you KNOW it's the authoritative source on how we should dress to IMPRESS!

http://www.sheknowsbest.com/the-stylish-men-behind-the-b5media-network-jeremy-aaron-mark/

I still don't get what's so horribly wrong with OP's outfit.

>>424868
Great hair broseph.

>>425516

Who gave you that impression? The outfit in OPic is on the cutting edge of FASHION. It's the best.

>>425503
Fixed that for you.

FASHION REVOLUTION!

>/fa/ doesn't know shit about fashion.
Wrong

>Rule #1 of fashion - The way you dress is the way you market yourself to the opposite sex.
True

>Take a look at the pic. The young man looks approachable and respectable.
Wrong

>Looking like this, the man will get more pussy than all of you put together (btw, I'm taking about ATTRACTIVE women here, nerdy artsy fugly virgin girls don't count :-))
Wrong

>I love how you guys complain about girls not wanting to sit next to you on buses. Have you ever wondered why that is? It's because you look like you're fucking 30. It's creepy.
Doing it wrong.

>My advice to you: STOP TRYING SO HARD. I'm not saying everybody go buy ironic tees, Lacoste polos, Hollister sweaters and cargo pants. When you're out shopping, don't think what /fa/ would think. Buy clothes that YOU are comfortable with. Don't feel like wearing a scarf with your peacoat? Don't wear it then. Want to wear light jeans and a graphic tee? Go right ahead.
True, if you're not fashionable, don't try to be so, you'll fail.

Wheres the inovation in that outdated over-hyped look? Its time for something, all the same fucking jeans, t-shirt blazer and haircut alll over and over again.
Its time youself make a difference.

>>425535
>>425503

Don't forget the bootcut jeans with the vintage wash and fashionable back pockets!

>>425543
Yeah it's pretty 2004

>>425277
>>425329
I was struck by one of these. Shit was SO painful.

>>425540
Why doesn't he look approachable and respectable?

dude women don't want to talk to anyone on the bus, they're basically rape cars.

i've had girls talk to me on the bus and i dress like shit

what now OP

>>425513
she apparently doesn't know French

>>425573
He looks like one of those guys that go to school, come home, open their HUGE COLLECTION OF <name> and then do nothing other then things related to <name> and when the moment comes he'll bring a girl home, he'll show her the huge collection of <name> and she'll be freaked.

>>425504
This.

/fa/ doesn't know shit about fashion.

Rule #1 of fashion - The way you dress is the way you market yourself to the opposite sex.

Take a look at the pic. The young man looks approachable and respectable. BUT OH NOES - HE'S WEARING A GRAPHIC TEE+BLAZER!

Looking like this, the man will get more pussy than all of you put together (btw, I'm taking about ATTRACTIVE women here, nerdy artsy fugly virgin girls don't count :-))

I love how you guys complain about girls not wanting to sit next to you on buses. Have you ever wondered why that is? It's because you look like you're fucking 30. It's creepy.

My advice to you: STOP TRYING SO HARD. I'm not saying everybody go buy ironic tees, Lacoste polos, Hollister sweaters and cargo pants. When you're out shopping, don't think what /fa/ would think. Buy clothes that YOU are comfortable with. Don't feel like wearing a scarf with your peacoat? Don't wear it then. Want to wear light jeans and a graphic tee? Go right ahead.

Just remember - if girls don't want to sit next to you on buses, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG!

HO HUM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD?

>>425589

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

>>425638
It's the blazer

>>425535
fucking lol to the max

the OP pic looks so cheap and stupid, did you scan that out of a jc penney catalog?


whatever happened to fashion being a hobby? whatever happened to enjoying style and aesthetic and history and construction and the human form and narrative and spending money you don't have?

fail, OP. you berate /fa/ for taking fashion too seriously but you have misinterpreted the essence of fashion.

>>425589
Projection much?

>>425589
I once went to the house of a friend from college.
I knew he liked transformers, but GODDAMN.

ANd i'm a nerdy man, none the less. FOR EVEN ME TO BE CREEPED OUT... Goddamn.

Everyone on /fa/ is a fat middle aged woman who's husband does not love her, I'm convinced.

Are you sure about that?

even an unloved middle aged woman can't fail this hard.

>>425615

>>425715
wat.

Who posted this?

/fc/ doesn't know shit about fighting

Rule #1 of Fight Club - You do not talk about Fight Club.

Take a look at the pic. The young man looks like he's wearing expensive clothing with attention to detail. BUT OH NOES - HE'S RAILING AGAINST THE SAME BELIEFS ALL THE TIME.

Looking at this, the man will get more pussy than all of you put together (btw, I'm taking about ATTRACTIVE women here, try Angelina Jolie types)

I love how you guys complain about Edward Norton not wanting to sit next to you on planes. Have you ever wondered why that is? It's because you look like you're fucking 30. It's creepy.

My advice to you: YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL OR UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE, YOU'RE THE SAME DECAYING ORGANIC MATTER AS EVERYTHING ELSE. I'm not saying everybody go buy ironic tees, Lacoste polos, Hollister sweaters and cargo pants. When you're out shopping, don't think what /fc/ would think. Buy clothes that YOU are comfortable with. Don't feel like wearing a scarf with your peacoat? Don't wear it then. Want to wear an expensive red leather jacket or pants with no shirt? Go right ahead.

Just remember - if Edward Norton doesn't want to sit next to you on planes, BEING CLEVER MIGHT NOT BE WORKING OUT "GREAT" FOR YOU!

>>426022
This could have been so awesome but instead it is full of fail.

>>426022
>I love how you guys complain about Edward Norton not wanting to sit next to you on planes.

would have been funny if you hadn't said that. because it doesn't make sense.

^_^

If I dressed for the opposite sex, I wouldn't wear clothes.

>>425503
pic made me lol so fucking hard

>>426069
QFT, this thread has produced massive happy.

By the way guys, a blazer and blue jeans is a pretty okay casual combination. Fuck the "message," it plain looks good. It's not, however, good for anything formal.

this thread made me lol so hard in the middle of the night.

>>426043
makes sense to me.
but still unfunny.

Hey /fa/ggots,

My name is OP, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who don't know shit about fashion. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a girl to sit next to you on a bus? It's the best place to hit on women. I mean, I guess it's fun buying random shit from YesStyle, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wearing a scarf with a peacoat.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm wearing light jeans and a graphic tee, marketing myself to the opposite sex. I get more pussy than all of you put together. What clothes do you buy, other than Adidas Sambas and Levi 511s? I read GQ and Maxim for fashion tips and recently walked into a banging hot bus (It just hit me; Shit was SO crash). You are all /fa/ggots who should STOP TRYING SO HARD and just kill yourselves. The only girls who will sit next to you on the bus are nerdy artsy fartsy fugly virgin girls. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bus

>>426193
Hahahahahahahahaha

This made all agyness related stress disappear

>>426193
hhooooolllyyy fffuuucccckkiiinnggg lluuulllzzz

HILARITY OVERLOAD

>>426193
Shit was SO crash

>>426193
lol

Learning to dress from /fa/ is like learning humor from /b/

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!

>>426193
shit was SO cole mohr

>>426244
did anyone save that copypasta?

it was derrriciousss

Someone archive this shit.

I get hyphy in my graphic t, well there's no time to bee are bee cause I got a blazer and while I know it will faze ya girrrrrrl you just gotta know that it's rare.

Now I don't know why you can't sit right down, no time to mess around, cause I'll give a seat on a buss my buss as long as there's no fuss I'm gonna be real fair.

Oh girl I'm marketing, I'm targeting, I'm going full speed, cause I have to impress this test you got going on.with no nerdy girls who gonna carry on. It's just cloth.

Word

a? Style and fashion are different.
b? marketing yourself to the opposite sex is not the general aim of fashion. I mean, honestly, if we break down the demographics here it would be better to say that you are marketing yourself towards the same sex. And that isn't what fashion is either.

and what the fuck is up with buses? I haven't been on a bus in my entire life. I doubt I'm missing anything.

Also you don't need to try to hard but trying is what shows you care. That's why some of us do it, to show the rest of the world that we do care. We care about how we look and what we present to the rest of the world. We take pride in how we look.

That man does not look "approachable and respectable", he looks like a fob who got lost in a salvation army.

TL;DR: Fashion is culture writ small.

i luv busses i am so fashion i ride bus everywhere

get a job
buy a car
fuck

>>424868
>It's because you look like you're fucking 30.

30 year olds never get laid.

>>426297 Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 2 times now.

GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGO

1. Go to 4chanarchive.org
2. Click request interface
3. Enter 424868
4. ??????
5. PROFIT

In all honesty, why would you take fashion advice from 4chan?

This board is a fucking joke and everyone knows it. If you want fashion advice, visit a real fashion forum

>>426496
In all honesty, why would you take fashion advice from internet?

This board is a fucking joke and everyone knows it. If you want fashion advice, go outside.

I approve of this thread

>This thread has been requested 5 times now.

I think I'll post 1's rules of fashion before the archive.

>>426539
fuck you, internet is no problem, just this board, seriously, don't think that there are any fashionable people on this site, just because its 4chan its already fucking obvious that all of these people who go onto these sites talking about clothes already suck dicks and tries too hard to be fashionable.

>>426577
Have you SEEN the other fashion websites? They're even worse than this one with the elitism, snobbery and bad fashion. /fa/'s about as good as it gets.

>>426611
you must be a complete retard. there are other fashion boards then this piece of shit. how about you go into the deeper depth of the interwebz and lurk moar. I'm only here to laugh at retards getting advice from this board.

This is the best thread ever.
Oh God.

>>426613
SuFu? Styleforum? W&W? They're all equally terrible.

>>426642
Soompi
that's only cuz im asian.

saw a guy dressed just like OP. Creeped me out.

>>426634

Oh god who is that.

>>426649
Did you respect him though?

>>424868

But, I'm gay.

>>426611

elitism and snobbery?

haha, you must have never been to honestforum and the fashion spot, it's all smiles and virtually no negative criticism

>>426634
MP missed that ms paint nudie rage thread

>>426678
It's better to have too much negative criticism than none at all. That's where this place comes in.

>>426688

Was this archived?

>>426611
/fa/ is one of the worst. Go to SuFu or Style Forum, they are more organized and don't have rage threads about some trend.

He looks like a rapist.

>>426692
This thread and nudie one both have 5 requests.

nice archiving guys, but where was the demand for archive when J exposed his soft, supple, pasty, chubby body to the entirety of /fa/?

that banana faggot got owned like no one's business

>>426940

/fa/ wasn't on archive then

>>426942
/fa/ will be more adamant with archives from now on then.

StyleForum is absolutely fucking terrible if you're not a highly affluent middle-aged investment banker.

I wear black hoodies, sometimes a hoodie over another hoodie, or over a button-up shirt.

I also wear low bootcuts with black button-ups opened.

I might wear a scarf with my hoodie.

I even stopped wearing underwear.

But girls still don't sit next to me in the bus.

>>426985
OUTRAGEOUS!

i think graphic tee+blazer is a pretty cool guy. eh sits nxt to girls on bus and doesnt afraid of anything.

whats wrong with styleforum? not everyone there is a rich banker.

this is considered a nice fit by the crowd over there - and it's nothing like what an i-banker would wear.

>>427119
No way a kid like that would get laid. If he does, I might kill myself.

>>427119

What in the fuck is that shit?

>>427119

fuck no
You can't really pull off any attire when you look like Yao Ming. Fucking Vans with khakis? l o l

>>427119
Holy fuck its that gook from pure pwnage

I don't know how to approach my gay friend or gay guys in general. So yeah...I guess I know how to approach and have approach girls before. You can troll be but thinking about it gets me down.

*cough* wat

>>427124
the shirt is yohji yamamoto...he's a big fashion name
the pants are from lanvin
and the shoes are vans

idk, people on styleforum think its a good look. it looks casual but a lot of thought goes into the outfit, its not just a basic American Apparel tee and jeans.

>>424868
>BUT OH NOES - HE'S WEARING A GRAPHIC TEE+BLAZER!

tee+blazer is a typical move. The point of fashion is to try to be daring NOT to do the same shit over and over again.

So, keep wearing you're tee+blazer and keep thinking you are the shit. We'll be over here, actually understanding the point of fashion.

>>425283
I want to BE you!!!

lmao @ the queen of fashion not knowing what yohji and lanvin looks like

l m a o

>>425283
Stop walking around with that down look on your face. Things can be worse. You could have been poor or born in the south. Or both.

>>425283
If I could dress like that on a daily basis I would be SOOO happy...

>>425283
Girls don't like cosplayers.

>>427305
Depends on the chick doesn't it?

>>427316

No, it doesn't.

archive plx thx

/fa/ doesn't like suits, they like that scenester iPod-wearing bullshit that passes as fashion.

>>427847
I like suits.

>>427847
I also enjoy suits.

There's only one rule to fashion, honestly. Wear what suits you. That way, you'll always look good.

>>427847
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

since fucking when?!

>>427847
i also enjoy suits

Hell, as i recall, there was once an epic suit thread.

Come to think of it, almost every other day in /fa/ at one point there was some butthurt 17 year-old who would post a screenshot from There Will Be Blood and say "THIS IS WAT A REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE" and complain about people not wearing hats and three-piece suits like they used to.

>>427231
and this is why we should have a /sy/ as in style board

>>427954
Are you fucking kidding me? You'll have every 13 year old underageb& fag going "this is my style. fucks youse!!"

>>427955
what..you mean /fa/gs would abandon their board for it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgLkJ-oE9cQ

>>427119
styleforum is obviously filled with retards, this is the definitive proof we've all been searching for

>>428219
Very wealthy, cultured, "sophisticated" retards.
MORE MONEY = BETTER THAN

PROTIP: NEVER LET A GAY MAN DRESS YOU IF YOU ARE HETREROSEXUAL

You'll look like a faggot and everyone will assume you are gay. This is fine for the gay people that dressed you, but not if you were hoping to get hot chicks. /fa/ is full of /fa/ggots as they are always more obsessed with fashion. Just be wary.

>>428804
truth

>>428804
Yeah, because every fag is the same, and has the same taste, and because every cakeboy wants to be a girl.

Or were you forgetting that probably half of your /fit/ pals are gay? Gay for some nice bodybuilders in Affliction?

fucking fail, graphic tee and blazer hurr
just wear a fucking hooded graphic blazer and fuck your groupies

>>428909
Good lord. Dragon blazer is now a new meme.

>>428909

I just ordered 14; 2 for every day of the week.

>>428219
ok not everyone there dresses like that, that was just an example of a non-formal fit.

yeah most of their pieces are more expensive but you are paying for the quality, fit, and brand exclusivity. its like...you could always wear a cheap t shirt from american apparel or something but if you want to pull off a nice casual look, some thought has to go into it. a dior tee or maybe raf simons tee would really show off your sartorial sense.