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inb4 12 angry naked black men

I rather liked it as well, despite being forced to watch it in school. I am a huge fan of things that show how hard decisions faced by people in the world are and the drama it can stir up. I'm not a fan of the "black and white" mentality alot of movies and television take on things, particularly when it comes to legal battles and whatnot.

Good movie.
Oh shit I got jury duty next week.

I can assure you the spic will not be walking free if I'm on the jury.

>>4309943
>Oh shit I got jury duty next week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zkBGm1IoU

>>4309943

Only reason anybody has seen this movie is because we all had to watch it for a homework assignment.

My favorite juror was Juror # 4, what about you guys?

We did a version of this at my highschool, but with 12 Angry Women.
Was pretty cool.

>>4310038

>angry women

what a redundancy

They need to make a sequel: 13 Angry Men: Even Angrier

>>4310057

Oceans 13 Angry Men

Lucky 13 Angry Men

Friday The 13th: Angry Men (crossover)
Plot:
There are 13 angry men, and 1 cool guy. The cool guy does not believe the boy is guilty, so he kills the 13 angry men with a dull knife. Directed by Eddie Murphy.

13 Too Angry Too Manlier: Tokyo Drift

There's always one.

One of my favorite fucking movies.

I watched this of my own accord, and I thought it was kind of bad in a lot of ways

but mainly, I took issue with the jury and thye fact that the lawyer didn't bring up any of the obvious shit that dude brought up. How on earth am I supposed to believe that this kid's attorney is the biggest idiot on the planet?

>>4310258
I kind of agree with you.

>>4310283
enjoy being right

>>4310258
You know a lawyer that isn't an idiot? Send him my way!


*Ba dum tiss*

WOOoOOOOOoOOOOOoOOOOOooOOOO

>>4310295
I know lots of lawyers
I'm a lawyer

let me guess this straight. not only is it old and in black and white but it literally consists of nothing but 12 guys arguing in a room for 2 hours

i think i'll pass on seeing this one

>>4310332

>Yeah, who cares about story, "MOM, PUT ON TRANSFORMERS!"

>>4310332
>let me guess this straight. not only is it old and in black and white but it literally consists of nothing but 12 guys arguing in a room for 2 hours

>>4310332
And here we have the mentality of the average /tv/ poster. I hate this place.

>>4310332
Troll or idiot you have no place in glorious 4chan. Reported.

>>4310332
>let me guess this straight

>>4310258

The suspect is a poor spic who had a public attorney assigned to him. I assume he got an incompetent or racist lawyer who didn't give a shit.

I saw the play and enjoyed it. It's a good story.

black and white
boring story
noname actors
dated themes
dated cinematography
dated everything technical

there are literally hundreds of movies you should be watching instead of something from 1930s

I had to check on imdb to see if even has sound.

>>4310661
i kno rigt like twilight

Wow. This thread is great.

I too was forced to watch it (the first time anyway), but I too do enjoy it.

>>4310661
>black and white
Black and white is beautiful.
>boring story
pic related
>noname actors
Henry Fonda....
>dated themes
Jury duty, the Yankees, murder, and mystery?
>dated cinematography
Didn't need it with the story
>dated everything technical
Didn't need it with the story
>1930s
pic related

>>4310661

I liked it better as that movie with Alec Baldwin and Julia Roberts.

>>4310694

Race traitor.

>>4310661
>noname actors

Forget judging an actor on whether he's good or bad, that's for faggots!

How have so many of you have been forced to watch it? I don't understand.

I watched in in highschool history class. I think I was the only one who enjoyed it.

>>4310708
you got trolled>>4310694

>>4310706
Get off 4chan, Josh

>>4310661
>Everything must be bright and colorful because I am a 4 year old
>I have the attention span of a rodent
>It doesn't have Paris Hilton or Johnny Depp
>I ignore the past because there are no lessons to be learn am i rite?
>baww it's not in HD
>baww where's my shaky cam dialog?

>there are literally hundreds of movies you should be watching instead of something from 21st century.

hahaha you faggots really like this movie?
it wasn't even good for its time

HEY FAGGOTS, THIS MOVIE IS FROM 1957, NOT THE THIRTIES.

12 Angry Men is one of the best films ever made

I like Gilliam's remake better.

>HE RENTED A BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE TO IMPRESS ME

>HE SAID HE ENJOYS "CINEMA"

>>4310773
>>He's using a /v/ meme to troll me!

>HE TOLD ME TO PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE THE GOOD PART WAS GOING TO COME

>HE PROMISED TO RENT ANOTHER OLD MOVIE NEXT TIME I CAME TO VISIT

oh callow youth, is there any way you can't look stupid?

Further proof that most of the faggotry on /tv/ emanates from /v/.

great movie is great. fuck off.

>>4310819
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>>4310788
>>4310773
i love these, anymore?

>HE OFFERED TO BURN IT FOR ME ON A DVD SO I CAN WATCH IT AGAIN

>HE KNEW THE NAME OF THE GUY WHO WROTE THE SCRIPT

>HE WAS WAITING FOR THE END CREDITS TO ROLL ALL THE WAY

>HE MOVED AN INCH CLOSER DURING THE KISS SCENE

>>4310836

absolutely samefag! if you just keep posting this fucking nonesense you'll no doubt chase everyone away, thus proving your lifeskill can be easily translated to the internet.

/driving people away in droves.

>HE GOT FRUSTRATED WHEN I CHECKED MY CELL PHONE

>>4310923
I fucking hate that, I hate it so very very much.

>THE MOVIE HAD SUBTITLES

>HE PAUSED THE MOVIE EVERY TIME I HAD TO GO PEE

>>4310956
FUCK. STOP THIS. MY RAGE IS HURTING.

>HE DIDN'T FAST FORWARD PAST THE OPENING CREDITS BECAUSE IT "SETS THE PACING AND MOOD FOR THE STORY"

>HE SAID HE LIKES TO WATCH DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT TRAVEL

>>4310899
not cool, i did that once

These are pissing me off. Women fail to realize that film is an art, not just for entertainment. Unless they watch those kinds of shitty movies.

>>4311006
>>Women fail to realize that film is an art
>>Guy trolling you on 4chan
Nice logic, man.

>>4311006

Movies are entertainment, not art.

>>4311006
these arent based on the actual opinions of women

>HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PUPPET SPECIAL EFFECTS

>>4311015
I'd like to think most of these have happened to all of us at one point or another.

>>4310981
>>4310956
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>>4310899
>>4310885
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>>4310819
>>4310788
>>4310773

Damn, thats all me. Should i be embarrassed?

>>4311019
but theres a difference between smart entertainment and dumb entertainment...you cant spell smart without Art

>HE SAID HE KNEW A PLACE THAT SHOWS OLD FOREIGN MOVIES

>>4311035
You leave /tv/ forever right now.

>>4311026
I don't think so. I mean, these are just stupid trolling by some...
>>HE SAID HE KNEW A PLACE THAT SHOWS OLD FOREIGN MOVIES
Aw fuck.

>>4311036
I can't spell fuck without u.

>HE SAID THAT WE'RE WATCHING THE "DIRECTOR'S CUT"

>>4311050
itll be a cold cold day in hell that an average woman would actually enjoy reading subtitles of a movie which conveys emotions that only true fucking film buffs not only understand, but enjoy. your pretentiousness knows no bounds, and i will see you in hell

>HE SAID HE DOESN'T THINK THE MAIN ACTRESS IS HOT AT ALL

I love this meme because it's the only one that can make me actually rage a bit.

>>4311067

>HE TRIED TO SHOW A MOVIE TO ME ON HIS LAPTOP SO I WOULD GET CLOSER

>HE MADE SURE IT HAD THE RIGHT 'ASPECT RATIO'

>HE SAID HE ONLY LIKES CLASSY WOMEN LIKE AUDREY HEPBURN

if i dont identify with most of these things what does that make me?

>>4311118
OH MY GOD! IT HAS TO HAVE THE RIGHT ASPECT RATIO!
IF IT DOESN'T I REFUSE TO WATCH IT!

>>4311127
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>>4311078
You're jumping the shark, pal.

>HE HAD LIKE 5 DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF STAR WARS

>>4311111
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>HE SAID HE CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT AVATAR CARTOON MOVIE

>>4311019
They're both, you fucking idiot.

>HE SAID IT WAS CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED

>>4311118
Ok, even I'd laugh at you for that one.

>>4310923

FFFFFFFF GOT FUCKING YOU PAID TO WATCH THE MOVIE NOT YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE TELL EM DAVID LYNCH

>HE FELT BAD WHEN I SAID I'M GLAD IT'S A BRAD PITT MOVIE

>>4311067
>pretentiousness

>HE QUOTED SOMETHING HE HEARD ON THE COMMENTARY TRACK

>>4311134
A summerfag ho doesn't really belong on a film/tv board.

>HE MADE A QUICK LIST OF MOVIE I SHOULD DEFINITELY CHECK OUT, THEN HE LISTED 20 MOVIES

>>4311127

>HE ASKED IF THE CAMERA SHAKING IS BOTHERING ME

This troll would bother me, if i haven't scene/heard/done have this shit.

>HE HAD THE CRITERION EDITION

>HE SAID IT WAS OKAY IF I FASTFORWARDED THROUGH THAT PART

>HE SAID IT WAS OKAY THAT WE MISSED THE TRAILERS

>>4311266
doinitrong

>>4311189
then you're a loser.

>I SAID THAT WAS MY EX-BOYFRIEND'S FAVOURITE MOVIE

Jury Duty does a better job with this concept.

>>4311283
>>4311275
>>4311266

Wrong, so very wrong.

>HE SAID I SHOULD CHECK OUT KUROSAWA MOVIES

>HE TRIED NOT TO BREATHE THROUGH THE SEX SCENE

>HE SAID WE SHOULD SHOW UP EARLY FOR THE BEST SEATS

Why are these laughing women so cruel? Whats so wrong with appreciating good cinema?

>>4311301
>HOW DOES SHE KNOW?

>HE SAID HE CAN GET THE TICKETS FOR FREE, BUT I KNOW HE'LL BUY THEM

>>Implying that I give a shit what stupid whores think

>>4311307
What's wrong with that?

>HE SAVED THE TICKET STUB

>HE HAD MOVIE COLLECTIBLES IN HIS HOUSE

>HE DID NOTHING ABOUT THE LOUD BLACK MAN BEHIND US

>>4311301
IT MAKES ME NERVOUS AND UNCOMFORTABLE OK!

>>4311318

>>HE CALLED ME A PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER BECAUSE I WANTED TO WATCH JUNO

>SHE SAID HEATH LEDGER WAS HER FAVOURITE ACTOR

>>4311318
I know a lot of girls that do that, actually.

>>4311336
The bros battle back!

>>4311336
MOARRR

>THERE WAS A PORN DVD IN THE PLAYER

>HE SAID HE LIKED WIDESCREEN BETTER THAN FULL SCREEN BECAUSE IT SHOWED SO MUCH MORE

>>4311317
Nothing is wrong with any of these things, it's just kind of funny. Did this originate in /v/?

>>4311354
Yah, these are all /v/.

>SHE SAID THAT THE HOUSE BUNNY WAS HILARIOUS!

>HE TRIED TO GIVE ME THE BOX SET. HE SAID HE HAS TWO

>>4311353
Fuck you every one does that.

>>4311315

>SHE HAD NEVER HEARD OF SCORSESE

>>4311353
it was shot like that!

>SHE QUOTES JUNO

>SHE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO HOOK UP THE DVD PLAYER

>>4311349
Jokes on you, I write porn movies. I make hundreds of thousands of dollars doing so.

>SHE THINKS TWILIGHT IS OSCAR WORTHY!

>SHE SAID SHE WANTED OUR LOVE TO BE LIKE EDWARD AND BELLA'S

hahaha. I agree with these laughing women who speak in green text and all capital letters.

>LOL

>SHE DIDN'T GET THE EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY SYMBOLISM OF '12 MONKEYS'

>I SAW HARD CANDY ON HIS DVD SHELF

>>4311366
It's strange to see something half decent come from that dump.

>SHE WANTS TO SEE G-FORCE

>I SAID I LIKED DIABLO CODY'S OSCAR DRESS

>SHE SAID THAT THE BLACK BARS ON THE TOP AND BOTTOM WERE DISTRACTING!

>>4311395
that's the only appropriate reaction

>I SAID I DON'T LIKE SYFY

>HE HAD A TORRENT OF DOLLHOUSE GOING

>>SHE SAID SHE HATED THE CURB STOMPING PART, SO I KEPT REWINDING OVER AND OVER

>HE THOUGHT TRANSFORMERS SUCKED

>SHE PUT THE DVD IN UPSIDE DOWN

>>4311436
lol frat boys

>SHE SAID SHE LIKED ACROSS THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE OF THE CHOREOGRAPHY

>She kept sighing and fumbling around, asking if the movie gets any better

>I ASKED IF MY LITTLE BROTHER CAN COME ALONG

>HE RENTED SOME SWEDISH FILM CALLED "LET ONE IN, RIGHT?" OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT WAS "BETTER THAN TWILIGHT". I COULDN'T TELL BECAUSE IT WAS SUBTITLED.

>SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE IT, BECAUSE "NOBODY SHE KNEW WAS IN IT"

>SHE WANTED TO TALK DURING THE MOVIE

>SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD PICK THE MOVIE

>I SAID I NEVER WATCHED INDIANA JONES

>THAT NIGGA WA'NT LOOKING AND HE GOT SHIT ALL OVER HE SELF

>SHE JUST WANTED TO SEE IT FOR HUGH JACKMAN

>>4311460
It's sad because this is what most women are like

>HE KEPT EXPLAINING HOW IT WASN'T LIKE THE ORIGINAL CARTOON

>>4311479
wft lol

>HE SAID HE JUST LIKED RYAN REYNOLDS AS AN ACTOR

>AWW HELL NO NIGGA IS YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? YOU OPEN THAT DOOR AND THAT NIGGA GONNA FUCKIN' CUT YOU

>SHE DOESN'T LIKE MOVIES OLDER THAN SHE IS

>THE MOVIE LASTED OVER TWO HOURS

>>4311496

if you go see a movie at a theater instead of downloading it, you get the added bonus of black people adding MST3K commentary for free

>EVERY TIME HE JUMPED AT A SCARY PART HE WOULD TURN AND ASK ME IF I WAS OK

>SHE SAID THE IMMERSIVE JOSTLING OF THE CAMERA GAVE HER A HEADACHE

>>4311521

The only black guy I've ever sat near in the theater offered me some popcorn and then sat quietly until the end.

>>4311522
gay

>HE WANTED TO SHARE POPCORN WITH ME

>I TOLD HIM I WALKED INTO THE WRONG THEATER AFTER GOING TO THE RESTROOM

>HIS PENIS WAS IN THE POPCORN

these are hilarious

the ones that arent dudes being insecure so theyre trying to turn it around i mean

>SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE SUBTITLES BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T READ THEM FAST ENOUGH

>SHE SAID THAT TRANSFORMERS 2 WAS "SOOO GOOD!"

>>4311507

This pisses me off.

"I won't watch that movie/play that game/read that book because it is old".

The hell type of justification is that?

>WHEN THE CAT JUMPED OUT AT SOMEBODY, HE GRABBED MY HAND REALLY HARD.

>HE LIKES JAPANESE MOVIES

>>4311532

oh, he was trying to see if you were interested in the "down low" thing.

Holy shit, the tripfags are fucking awesome!
>>4311395
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>>4311548
>SHE DIDN'T FALL FOR IT

>HE SAID HE WAS REPLACING ALL HIS DVDS WITH BLU-RAY

>SHE PREFERS THE REMAKE TO THE ORIGINAL

>>4311585
is this sarcasm? because all of those are unfunny

>>4311553
I find them both equally funny, to be honest.

>HE SAID HE ALREADY DOWNLOADED THE SOUNDTRACK

>HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO GODARD IS

>>4311596

>SHE TOLD ME ZEITGEIST CHANGED HOW SHE THINKS ABOUT POLITICS

>>4311019
LOLOLOLOLOL

>HE TOOK ME TO A PIXAR MOVIE

>EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE WAS WEARING NORMAL CLOTHES. I FELL ASLEEP A HALF HOUR IN.

>SHE SAID IT WAS "GOOD FOR AN OLD MOVIE""

>HE TOOK US TO SEE THE LION KING IN HIS VAN

>SHE THINKS JUNO IS A MASTERPIECE

>>SHE SAID SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE WAS THE BEST MOVIE SHE HAD EVER SEEN

Pretty good thread, I must say.

>>4311627
Replace politics with religion and I've heard that, told her i could explain how its wrong. She then said she didn't care and walked away... ;_;

>SHE WAS TEXTING THE ENTIRE TIME

>>4311663
Oh my God, don't go there man!
Hits too close to home.

>SHE SAID FAMILY GUY WAS FUNNIER THAN KING OF THE HILL

>>4311683
Doing it rong

>HE DOESN'T LIKE SHIA BUT HE ACTS LIKE HIM

>He has netflix but he still goes to blockbuster anyway

>HE SAID HE DIDN'T THINK MEGAN FOX WAS HOT

>>4311685

>HE SAID HE NEVER HEARD OF IT

>HE SAID HE LIKES SMALL BREASTED ACTRESSES LIKE SUMMER GLAU

>>4311658
O_o

>>4311707
Girls don't know who Summer Glau is.

>I ASKED IF HE HAD ANY ROMANTIC COMEDIES. AFTER A HALF HOUR OF LOOKING THROUGH HIS DVD COLLECTION HE TOOK OUT IRREVERSIBLE AND SAID "IS THIS OK?"

>SHE THINKS MICHAEL CERA IS HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE

>HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TEAM CULLEN IS

>HE WAS WHISPERING THE LINES THE ENTIRE TIME

>SHE SAID THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO THE COEN BROTHERS WERE

>I TOLD MY FRIEND TO CALL ME HALF AN HOUR AFTER THE MOVIE STARTS

>HE KEPT WIPING HIS SWEATY PALMS THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE

image limit reached D:

I think this deserves to be archived. It's been a while.

>>4311765

seconded

>SHE WONDERS WHY ZACHARY QUINTO DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

That was some good raging.

>>4311765
archive mods hate /tv/ I think

Archive!

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit

>>4311803

needs more votes bro

Any black and white movie made after the Wizard of Oz is either low budget crap or pretentious art house faggotry.

>>4311815

Archived. Nice work, everyone. Hit the showers and I'm taking you all out for ice cream and pizza.

>>4311846
Thanks Ron!

>>4311827
Way to end the thread on an awful note.

God damnit /v/ where do you find all these pictures of women laughing.

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>>4311476

OH FUCK I FINALLY RAGED

FUCK YOU /v/

HEY GUYS THIS ISN'T /V/

vote more, you asses