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congrats
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Wear a Mudkips T-shirt or something.

sage

Nyoooo~rn

yes pics+proof

who are you

Rape everyone. That's the only way we can be sure you're one of us.

I'll just take a picture right now, so I can get OMG U LOOK LIKE A FAGORT, but anyway, my name's Richard and I'm 20 years old. No proof as of yet, the contract's in the mail.
This is the last e-mail I got before they called me:
----- Original Message -----
From: Psychologische Praktijk bvba
To: psychologische Praktijk bvba
Sent: Sunday, June 17, 2007 6:52 PM
Subject: psycholoog


Vrienden en vriendinnen!

Al een dikke proficiat, zoals ze dat bij ons zeggen, met je bijna selectie voor Beauty en de Nerd! Je moet dus wel nog even bij de psycholoog langs, zoals alle deelnemers aan de meeste reality-programma's. De psycholoog werkt onafhankelijk van het productiehuis of van de televisiezender en is gebonden aan het beroepsgeheim. Hij is er ook nu en dan om je een steuntje te geven tijdens de opnames. Maar eerst even kijken of je niet goed gek bent -:). Daarvoor moeten we dus naar Breda. Tests (persoonlijkheidsvragenlijsten) en gesprek duren alles samen 4uur (ik ben namelijk Belg en traag van begrip). Jullie hebben ondertussen allemaal een afspraak vastgelegd via de productie. Voor zover ik weet zal er jullie iemand bij de receptie van het hotel opwachten. Sla ook het gsm-nummer van de psycholoog op in je toestel zodat je kan opbellen als dat nodig zou zijn. Probeer aub ook op tijd te komen, anders stuur je een druk schema wellicht in de war.


Tot weldra,

Groeten,

Marc Beernaerts
psycholoog/coördinator

>>4385627
So, what does that mean in non-moonspeak?

>>4385627
What's this jibba-jabba?

OH WAIT, THERE'S FF7 PORN. HOLY SHIT.

>>4385627
>psycholoog

>>4385665

WHAT
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS

>>4385635

it means he's not lying, it's an actual message from the dutch beauty & the geek team about him having to do some psychological tests...oh god, a /v/tard on dutch t.v.

i'm SO not regretting my deciscion to cancel my television account.

Well, the pictars are pretty shitty, but who gives a fuck.

>>4385635
>>4385640
I won't translate all of it, but it the network shrink, telling me I'm very close to being in beauty and the geek and that he just has to see if I won't kill everyone.

>>4385740
Lookin' slick.

>>4385740
They're going to make you cut your hair and dress like a faggot.

Have fun.

>>4385740
Get a better T-shirt...

Preferably with a >:3

>>4385573
Being demeaned on national television. Sounds great.

>>4385665
WHO WANTS THE WHOLE FF7 PORN SET?

>>4385788
You're lame.

>>4385843
do want

>>4385768
I told them they couldn't cut my hair too much though. Dressing me like a faggot is no problem, I won't be dressed like that after I'm done there.
>>4385788
I once had a pedobear t-shirt printed, with I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY WHISKY, 3 YEARS OLD AND MIXED UP WITH COKE on it, but the printing failed and since then I never had another shirt printed.
>>4385796
I know, but I can win TWENTY THOUUUUUSAAAAND EUUUURRROOOOOSSS and it'll be fun I hope.

Make some tiny slight 4chan reference and I guarantee someone will pick up on it and you'll be famed across the internets.

Will this be on T.V. in the U.S. as well? I might actually dust the damn thing off of it will be.
If not, see about getting it put online.

so what part are you playing?

Mention you're a frequent visitor of 4chan. The girls will be all over you.

Holy shit you fail. Partaking in reality crap and actually bragging about it. I'd say never reproduce, but I don't think there's a risk of that.1

Remember that this is a reality TV show. The more retarded you act, the more airtime the editors are gonna give you. Don't try to act as normal as possible or anything, because producers will cut most of your footages out.

I recommend popping a massive woody in the first episode. In front of the girls. That'll make a first good impression and give editors something to work with.

>>4385872
Like every time he enters a room, he raises a finger and shouts "[name] MAAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII"?

>>4385865
AAALLLLRRRIIIGGGHHHTTTTTT

Also, OP looks fairly greasy. Shave the grub stache.

I remember the US version being shown on UK TV at one point but I never watched it. If anything, they might as well remake Densha Otako...

>>4385872
I've incorperated a few memes in my normal speech, so I'd say DERP alot, or HAI GAIS WHAT'S GOIN ON? and stuff like that..can't do anything about it.
>>4385882
It won't. We got yours though.
I'll be FUKKEN TAPIN' the shit out of it, and if I can I might upload it. No one will understand it though, since it's dutch and all.
>>4385886
the NERD, duh
>>4385887
Fuck yeah baby

>>4385943
DUDE! so like all the hott women are tall blondes!?

btw gays, this hentai is PRETTY COOL

NOW IT REALLY PICKS UP IN SPEED!

>>4385943
Well, upload it AND FUKKEN SUBTITLE IT.

>>4385950
INCOMING PROMOTIONS!

http://sfw.7chan.org/vg/res/22624.html

guys this is getting pathetic. gaia is allowed to roam free there. WE NEED SOME GTFO GAIA THERE.

>>4385956
I dunno lolz
Past season's chicks were pretty fugly
see: http://www.rtl.nl/reality/beautyendenerd/home/

Got high hopes for a Bel Air right in the middle of a real lovey dovey moment.

"Oh I think I'm falling for you"
"Yeah me too, from the moment I saw your eyes I whistled for a cab etc etc"

Unless Holland haet Will Smith

TELL THE WHORE TO PUT THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

What's this Beauty and the Geek shit?
Holy fuck, Holland, please stop making crappy reality tv! It hurts!

>>4386014
Ah, Blacklight, I'd admire you if you weren't a tripfag for all the PROMOTION worthy pics you've brought us.

>>4386019
It was a US show first, if I remember correctly.

Although I agree about the crappy part.

>>4386019
Only when AMERICA stops it first.

>>4386019
It aired in the US too. Probably a couple other countries.

>>4385990
Man what the fuck?! Those guys could get laid here easily. That is if they don't mind fat chicks lol

>>4385978
Hell naw, it's censored~!
>>4385999
That would be awesome..but if I had that kind of moment, my girlfriend would have a hissy fit and break my nose (or so she herself said). I COULD ruin one of those moments for someone else though.

>>4386041

Best abuse of gameplay mechanics ever.

PLOT TWIST

AND I'M SPENT!

Sorry that It was censored, it's the quickest Tifa hentai manga mentioned by Kotaku I could find.

>>4385843
SAUCE

I'm a CEO you know.

>>4386076
consider it FUKKEN SAVED before this thread gets baleeted because of promotions.

I used to like this artist... but I hate the artwork now...

You better fucking make some /v/-related inside jokes, or I'm going to hunt down and kill every one of the male contestants.

And then perhaps hunt down and seduce the female ones.

>>4386097
Oh well, I'll be back tomorrow. Anybody have any requests of PROMOTION material?

>>4386076
source

>>4385740
OP, you listen to Metal, don't you?

>>4386106
Not Rickroll, please.

>>4386099
CONAN, WHY HAVE YOU FAILED ME

>>4386052
If you use memes, make them super subtle. I still get ill from thinking about hearing monotone nasally voices spamming desu into Tom Green's phone.

>>4386125
Good point.

If you Rickroll, I'm going to hunt down every male contestant and kill them. Twice.

>>4386113
lol Blacklight how are you not b& for all the promotion worthy material you've posted in the past? Or is it B& EVASION!

>>4386118
Source is 4chan, every day is repost day.

Naw, Some guy sent me it. He got it from a torrent.

Even just a simple, Great ______ or GREATEST ______ reference would do.

>>4386106
I might throw in a WHY AM I SO BALD? or a variantion of that, just to please anonymous.
>>4386121
Well, yes, metal, electronics and indie and 60's hippy crap.

Dude, when you're hungry tell one of the girls "I'M GETTING HUNGRY HOMBRE!"

>>4386155
I have a very good attorney.

>>4386142
I don't really use memes subtle..y(?) in real life. But it's not like I use a meme every other sentence. You'll recognize me, don't worry. Also, you've got the pic so it's hard to miss.

>>4386166
Actually, during the show, shave your head, then run around screaming "WHY I AM SO BALD?"

>>4386166
I think you're more piglike in appearance.

>>4386166
>Why I am so bald

Fix'd


Also say your hero is Big Boss

Conan, you have more by this artist?

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

OP don't these reality shows usually have like a huge fine if you tell anyone that you've been accepted or who gets dropped andwhatnot before the show airs?

/v/irgins are often such huge pussies that they'd be afraid to even post on the internet about it afraid of getting caught, so I have my doubts.

>>4386211
I'm just saying, a Bel Air or something in real life seems pretty lame.

INSTEAD OF SAYING "WHY I AM SO BALD"

SAY

"WHY AM I SO PIG-LIKE IN APPEARANCE?!"

>>4386217
Thanks asshole, now I might have to use BAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
>>4386227
>Why am I so bald
fixed
Murk loar.
>>4386250
I can't tell anyone who won, after the shooting has been done. Other than that, I can surely talk about it. I mean, it wouldn't make any sense if i couldn't tell my friends, family or girlfriend where I was going for three weeks.

>>4385573
OP, I hope you're smart enough to not do most of the things in this thread. Also, how the fuck do you do a Bel Air in dutch?

Doujin artist is Ohkura Bekkan, for the newfags

>>4385573
I expect memes and lots of them. Promotions, mudkips, the whole shebang-a-bang.

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>>4386314
You're a fucking moron. It's "Why I am so bald?"

>>4386323

our very own pervexpert delivers again.

>>4386337
It's both, but "Why I am so bald" is quoted more often.

>>4386314
No, its "I am"

>>4386320
You just go like, "Dus ik was laatst door de stad aan het lopen en I whistled for a cab and when it came near etc." Or you translate the song to dutch, but that's fuckign stupid.
>>4386329
As I said, 4chan's been my home for a couple of years so a lot has been BURNED INTO MY BRAIN. There'll definately be a few memes once I feel comfortable enough to be myself there.

>>4385764
Oh...have fun being exposed as a pedophile.

>>4386332
lol EVERYTHING is archived (or at least fags try to archive) nowadays... shit's ridiculous

Look, OP, you better drop memes, or else we will revoke your 4chan card. Mudkips, 8.8, OVER NINE THOUSAND, BALD, BIG BOSS, 599 DOLLARS, etc. Anonymous does not forgive. Mention moot, of course

"On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate this bitch?"
"OVER NINE THOOOOUUUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!"
"what are your interests, OP?"
"I LIEK MUDKIPS"

>>4386337
Shit, you're right
I stand corrected.
>>4386380
I actually told the shrink I had a relationship (and more) with a 14year old and he said OH WELL, I'M SURE THEY WON'T SUE FOR THAT IN HOLLAND, AND NEITHER WOULD THEY DO THAT IN BELGIUM, SO NO PROB LOLZ.

in b4 some faggot cites rules 1 and 2 and we throw him out the fucking window

>>4386402
But what about rules 1 and 2?

>>4386448
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Hey OP, say "Gee, it sure is boring around here" while stretching.

Thread closed?

>>4386448
>>4386459
>>4386466
lmao

>>4386448
>>4386459

hivemind owned

>>4386520
I can do that when waking up, probably won't end up in the show though.

>>4386527
>>4386530

LOL WHUT DA FACK

>>4386527
>>4386530
double hivemind!?

>>4386536
"How about a kiss? For luck!"

>>4386536
No, you wait for the group to get split up, then do the trademark LINK STRETCH and say "Gee, I wonder what [insert group "leader" name] is up to?"

>>4386612
But there's no groups really.. I could ask "Gee, I wonder what /my bitch/ is up to" if I'm hanging around with the other nerds though.

>>4386527
>>4386530
These are NOT hiveminds. Faggots.

>>4386628
Oh? I could have swore when I watched the premiere episode here in the U.S., the males and females split up for a bit to do their own things.

>>4386634
You know what "hivemind" means?

>>4386634

Get the fuck out.

>>4386655
well yeah, but there's not like a group leader or anything. You get teamed up with a chick, so your group would be you and that chick. If you were a shitty nerd, the chick would be team leader though. But I'm not that submissive.
>>4386601
This is also quite win, but the problems I will have with my girlfriend would not be..

>>4386689
What's this show about anyway?
I thought it was about nerds trying to get laid.

>>4386669
It's a fucking collective consciousness, if they were a hivemind it would be the SAME SHIT, or close to. The only thing they had were 2/4 similarities.

>>4386730
It's about teaming up nerds with HAWT CHICKAHZ. The nerds would have to learn the bitches how to USE THE BRAIN and the bitches would teach the nerds how to talk to girls. I, however, have not been a COMPLETE failure with girls, which is why everyone is pretty much shocked I was chosen. However, I AM a nerd, and will just be there for the lulz.

/co/ haet /v/?

Anonymous 07/03/07(Tue)20:19 No.1183666

The general consensus would be NOT to drop a meme bomb.

>>1183633
/v/ told me I should, just for the lulz of it

Of course they did... they are evil, evil people with no souls.

Look, seriously, don't do it, you'll embarrass yourself, your family, your friends and you will forever be known as "That guy who said that thing on TV", your life will be hell.

...then again, the aftermath might be hilarious, SURE GO NUTS!!

>>4386819

No way, /co/ fucking loves us.
They just think we're a collective mind of madness, that's all.

Also, I was thinking of more THINGS YOU CAN DO that are vidya gaem related.
When someone asks you what he should do about something, (consultance, whatever) reply with "DO A BARREL ROLL".
If he hasn't turned speechless and asked again, then say something like "Try to remember some of the basics of CQC." etc.
But of course, that is up to you and I'm just making suggestions.

>>4386819
some underage b& retards said you should drop a meme bomb. You should do it subtly. Just try and put stuff in casual conversation.

>>4386759
Cool, nerds and dumb blondes? Comedy gold.

>>4386932
The quote is kinda screwed up, I told /co/ that /v/ thought it would be nice for the lulz to drop A FEW memes. I'd never drop a meme bomb.
Also, the comedy gold is kinda the idea of the show. Past seasons were pretty funny too.
>>4386921
Barrell roll might do, since we have to do a lot of "assignments"/ But anyway, I will have PROBABLY forgotten about this at the time the shooting starts, so I'd just be making shit up.

Gais, I'm off to bed, thanks for all the input, it's been a fun thread!