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You are fucking retarded.

DO IT FAGGOT

You are fucking retarded.

DO IT FAGGOT

DO IT FAGGOT

DO IT FAGGOT

In b4 V&

This is a guy who got a picture of a schoolmate that beat him up, and is now trying to frame his abuser for threatening behaviour. Good try OP

is it over?

fail, already happened

If u do that u are a newfag, u dont now we only exploit vans in the middle of nothing???!!!
LOL

go for gold!

I demand that you become an hero

HUMANITY IS OVULATED

Trigger discipline, motherfucker!

FUKKEN SAVED!

DO IT FAGGOT!

Generic school shooting for great justice!

hey /b/ i'm going to poop banans at jokela high school today in the name of anonymous

http://www.pr-inside.com/report-1-killed-in-finland-school-r287845.htm

DO IT

>>44682491
NO PARTYVAN IN WINLAND!

REMEMBER REMEMBER 11TH OF NOVEMBER

WTF?! Apparently someone really start a shooting in Jokela High School here in Winland

You know guys I'm going to send pic of this thread to finland media :D it will be epic lulz maybe

http://www.pr-inside.com/report-1-killed-in-finland-school-r287845.htm

old(ish) news

NOT AZN

BECOME AN HERO

PEKKA MINKÄ TEIT!

Four casualities already.

The guy's going FUCKING VTECH!!!, he has declared war on humankind. He's being surrounded by the cops, he has already killed four.

He goes by the alias Sturmgeist89 online and he has made some vids. They were on YouTube but were taken down - if someone could find me the vid, that'd be great. Jokela High School Massacre.

Does he have any affiliations? Help me out, I'll keep you posted.

>>44682642
DO IT! DO IT!

FINALLY AN FINNISH HERO

STILL NOT AZN

ghey

Happening now?

>>44682493

No comrade general, it has only begun.

>>44682385

I bet you won't do it, because you're a faggot whiteboy pussy coward lol.

Yes, happening right now. The guy is surrounded by the police.

Country: Finland
Occupation: Unemployed Philosopher, Outcast
Companies: Human Race (evolved one step above though)
Interests and Hobbies: Existentialism, Freedom, Truth, Misantrophy, Social / Personality Psychology, Evolution Science, Political Incorrectness, Women, BDSM, Guns (I love you Catherine), Shooting, Computer Games, Sarcasm, Irony, Mass / Serial Killers, Macabre Art, Black Comedy, Absurdism
Films and Shows: The Matrix, A View To A Kill, Falling Down, Natural Born Killers, Reservoir Dogs, Last Man Standing, Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Butcher MD (aka Zombie Holocaust), Saw 1-3, Lord Of War, The Deer Hunter, True Romance, The Untouchables, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Idiocracy, They Live, Apocalypse Now, End Of Days, The Shining, The Dead Zone, Dr. Strangelove, House MD (TV), Monty Python, TV Documentaries Relating To History
Music: KMFDM, Rammstein, Eisbrecher, Nine Inch Nails, Grendel, Impaled Nazarene, Macabre, Deathstars, The Prodigy, Combichrist, Godsmack, Slayer, Children Of Bodom, Alice Cooper, Sturmgeist, Suicide Commando, Hatebreed, Suffocation, Terrorizer
Books: Fahrenheit 451 (Bradbury), 1984 (Orwell), Brave New World (Huxley), The Republic (Plato), all works of Nietzsche

finally schoolshootings here in Winland too :)

>>44682562

Humanity is OUTDATED...

>>44682696
SHOT 4, KILLED 1

>>44682696
Contents of his zip:

http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/

hey /b/ i'm going to kill people at jokela high school today in the name of anonymous

H-H-H-H-H-HEADSHOT

>>44682642
this was posted 20 minutes after the news-report, so i doubt you'll get very far with that. edit the tiemstamps, they bought it last time, maybe they will now too.

2007-11-07 12:39:02

also /r/ on those vids.

>>44682385

damn that guy looks like a fag

fuck yeah finland

hahah, oh wow... this is rly true.

posting is fucking shit thread


ausfag reporting in

op is quite a few hours late. great job.

poor effort.

point and shoot. how hard can it be?

http://www.pr-inside.com/report-1-killed-in-finland-school-r287845.htm

This is fucking epic.

Boring

I wonder if he listens to Black Metal? There's some awesome Finnish BM these days.

10 hits, 4 headshots, 1 dead. A .22 really cannot do much.

nigger

I just called the cops

You're fukt now OP

Enjoy getting buttraped in jail

the principal is now dead

haha ur so v&

Event: Jokela High School Massacre.
Targets: Jokelan Lukio (High School Of Jokela), students and faculty, society, humanity, human race.
Date: 11/7/2007.
Attack Type: Mass murder, political terrorism (altough I choosed the school as target, my motives for the attack are political and much much deeper and therefore I don’t want this to be called only as “school shooting”).
Location: Jokela, Tuusula, Finland.
Perpetrator’s name: Pekka-Eric Auvinen (aka NaturalSelector89, Natural Selector, Sturmgeist89 and Sturmgeist). I also use pseydonym Eric von Auffoin internationally.
Weapons: Semi-automatic .22 Sig Sauer Mosquito pistol.

Does he have a myspace or anything like that?

>>44682961
According to his manifesto, he listens to poser industrial.

After the whole "10/25" thing that was supposed to happen, but didn't, I'm done trusting treads like this...

>>44682385
Fins doesnt play black metal

le olde shit, this message is fake!

>>44682980
3 survivors of headshots? Wow, this guy really sucks.

>>44683090

well it is a .22

omg idd pls die -_-

>>44683056
Beherit, Wyrd, Sargiest, Goatmoon, Behexen, Baptism, Clandestine Blaze etc.

PEKKA PERKELE minkä teit

"Event: Jokela High School Massacre.
Targets: Jokelan Lukio (High School Of Jokela), students and faculty, society, humanity, human race.
Date: 11/7/2007."

The human in me feels saddened at the thought of innocent lives lost.

But the /b/tard in me thinks: Only ONE? What to FAIL, WINLAND.

pussy will fail

This is real, OP is just a fag, though.

We still dont know if there is more to come, no? is the fun already over? THis sux

lulz what an failure hero, how is it possible to fuck up killing like that

>>44683156
How did he fuck up? Its still going, waiting for info

>>44682894
i just pity us when we suck at stuff like this. imo leave it to amerikkka plz

VIT MAKT!!!

>>44683132
still in progress. Plus, we don't have many bullets here, we have to make our own from polarbear bones.

Finnish SWAT team ran an armored car through the school wall! Epic win!

Satans jävla finne! Det är sånna som DU som förstör båda våra länder.. SNART KOMMER VI OCH TAR TILLBAKA VÅRAT LAND FRÅN ER!!! CLERASIL POWER!!!!

HI KUPE

i don't think you are

>>44683132
Not as easy in finland

Is the fag dead yet? I'm waiting to drink a toast to Cho's high score.

>>44683244

pix or it didn't happen

>Today the process of natural selection is totally misguided. It has reversed. Human race has been devolving very long time for now. Retarded and stupid , weak-minded people are reproducing more and faster than the intelligent, strong-minded people. Laws protect the retarded majority which selects the leaders of society. Modern human race has not only betrayed its ancestors, but the future generations too. Homo Sapiens, HAH! It is more like a Homo Idioticus to me! When I look at people I see every day in society, school and everywhere... I can’t say I belong to same race as the lousy, miserable, arrogant, selfish human race! No! I have evolved one step above!

Indeed, how do you think people like him come to life?

you won't hit anyone, you can't shoot for shit. save yourself embarrassment and just kill yourself.

>>44683132
US population est. 301,139,947
Winland population est. 5,238,460

it actually happened lol. the guy was a failfag though, too low body count to make it count.

anyway, here's his youtube account, you can find some of his retarded rantings there.

http://youtube.com/user/Sturmgeist89

Somebody post a video, pics... anything.

>>44683080
but the hero is real

jag håller med, skandinaver borde fan inte hålla på så här...

Jag tror vi får ta tillbaka Finland ikväll...

>>44683322

no cameras in FAILand

I can’t say I belong to same race as the lousy, miserable, arrogant, selfish human race! No! I have evolved one step above!

toasting in an epic bread

I'm gonna beat the highscore hardcore. I'm gonna take over the planet and massacre anyone with an IQ < 100.

.22 calibre? BANG! OWOWOW! DUDE! You bruised me! That's gonna leave a mark!

>>44683292

Well, when a mommy and daddy love eachother...

Try again next lifetime, faggot

>>44683115
shut up faggot. its a 22LR and promise you that it can do serious fucking damage.

I would like to have sex w/ OP. Make me go straight with your manly violence.

At least one person has been killed and two others injured in a shooting incident at a school in southern Finland, local media reports.

Police gave no details of the victims' injuries in the incident in the town of Tuusula, some 50km (30 miles) north of the capital Helsinki.

Finnish media reported that the shots had been fired by an 18-year-old man who is thought to be inside the school.

The building has now been surrounded by police and ambulances are on standby.

^^says BBC news.

my best friend was killed so ffs

Natural Selector’s Manifesto

How Did Natural Selection Turn Into Idiocratic Selection?

Today the process of natural selection is totally misguided. It has reversed. Human race has been devolving very long time for now. Retarded and stupid , weak-minded people are reproducing more and faster than the intelligent, strong-minded people. Laws protect the retarded majority which selects the leaders of society. Modern human race has not only betrayed its ancestors, but the future generations too. Homo Sapiens, HAH! It is more like a Homo Idioticus to me! When I look at people I see every day in society, school and everywhere... I can’t say I belong to same race as the lousy, miserable, arrogant, selfish human race! No! I have evolved one step above!

Naturality has been discriminated through religions, ideologies, laws and other mass delusion systems. Individual, who is going through his/hers natural power process and trying to live naturally, but is being told that the way he acts or thinks is wrong and stupid, will usually have some reactions which might be considered as "psychological disorders" by the establishment. In reality they are just natural reactions to the disruption of natural power process. They will have some of the following (depending on individual's personality): feelings of inferiority / superiority, hostility, aggression, frustration, depression, self-hatred / hatred towards other people, suicidal / homicidal thought etc... and it is completely normal.

>>44683322
/r/ is that way ->

Did this waste of life actually post this or did someone else?

That guy actually did it...or is doing...

>>44683462
:(

>>44683401
Pfft...at least I did it for a worthy cause, not just because I was a lonely faggot with no social skills. ALLAH AKBAR.

>>44683502

Someone else.

hey /b/ i'm going to mongle cocks at jokela high school today in the name of anonymous

o hai i iz from winland too, i spread aids luls

>>44683123
natszzzi wanna/B vitun maailmanpuhistaja ekkkekek

I work at a Finnish newspaper, we got some video footage. No shootings though, just showing the location, cops, scared people etc. Want?

>>44683415
The hand guns are .22

The rifle is air-soft painted black.

>>44683415

"As a hunting cartridge, the .22 LR is mainly used to kill small vermin such as rats and squirrels. It is also highly effective on rabbits at distances closer than 150 yards (140 m) and on ground hogs, marmots, and foxes closer than 80 yards (70 m)."

>>44683492

sorry, failed to post the rest thanks to flood & spam protection

http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/Shooting.wmv

video

According to CNN he killed the headmaster of the school.

Sounds like he just skipped the trash and went straight for the boss.

>>44683534
DO WANT

posting in a epic thread

I can’t say I belong to same race as the lousy, miserable, arrogant, selfish human race! No! I have evolved one step above!

>There is also another solution to the problem: stupid people as slaves and intelligent people as free. What I mean is that they who have free minds, are capable of intelligent existential and philosophical thinking and know what justice is, should be free and rulers... and the robotic masses, they can be slaves since they do not mind it now either and because their minds are on so retarded level.

Isn't that how the world works?

>>44683542

The rifle is air-soft.

Posting in an epic thread

They look all same O_O

Lol, that faggot doesn't even have the balls to become an hero.

HAHAHHHHAAHA SOON THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE IN FEAR WHEN THEY HEAR ABOUT FINLAND!!

>>44683542
22s are strong enough to pierce bone, but not exit again, so they just sort of rattle around.

SHOOT!

fins are pussies, whats this guys score
three?

I can’t say I belong to same race as the lousy, miserable, arrogant, selfish human race! No! I have evolved one step above!

>>44683680
4, 1 dead

mitämitämitä??? mitä vittua täällä taas on tapahtunu?!??!!?

>>44683542
and you would be a fool to think a .22LR cant kill you at close range when it can kill smaller animals at +100m

>>44683680

only 1 kill so far

>>44683570

Any gun that would cause significant harm to the human body should have been able to obliterate that poor defenseless fruit.

HAY EVERY1 I KNOW LOTS OF BIG WORDS DOES THAT MEAN I CAN SEE MYSELF AS BETTER THAN HUMANITY AND START KILLING RANDOM PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT THING TO DO?

SIGg HEIL

I can’t say I belong to same race as the lousy, miserable, arrogant, selfish human race! No! I have evolved one step above!

>>44683694

maybe if he shoots you in the eye.

>>44683705

ONLY IN WINLAND.

5 SHOT.

Don't fuck with him, he hates alcholohics :(

I am prepared to fight and die for my cause. I, as a natural selector, will eliminate all who I see unfit, disgraces of human race and failures of natural selection.

Wow he failed.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21667189/

MOAR MOAR 3 down 1 dead is a pathetic tally, finland. You must try harder, in the name of Anon.

The rifle is air-soft.


The rifle is air-soft.


The rifle is air-soft.


The rifle is air-soft.


The rifle is air-soft.


The rifle is air-soft.


The rifle is air-soft.


The rifle is air-soft.

okay guys, I took sc and edited timestamps to make it seem like we wrote that early this morning (finland time). Should I post this pic to finlands media?

http://www.iltasanomat.fi/

what lies, the thing happend before op posted!

>>44683746
>>44683754

I work here.

>>44683697
I know, right? It doesn't help that the gun is called a "Mosquito".

Of COURSE mankind is de-evolving. It's how we're all gonna die. Your an hero is for nothing. NOTHING.

>>44683746

Go for it!

>>44683746

To give us even MORE government attention? No thanks. Blame it on "some forum on youtube."

Cho's crusade was more righteous

OMG posting in pre-virginia tech thread

I CAEM!!!!!!!!

>>44683680

amerifag's logic is astouding

how old are you son?

test

>>44683746

YES! FOR GREAT JUSTICE

>>44683746
classic!

>>44683401
luls

>>44683746

thats the worst shoop ever

>>44683808

Don't compare that fag with the rest of us. Not every American is an idiot.

Your mother get up
Come on
Get down with the sickness
Your father get up
Come o
Get down with the sickness
Open up your hate
And let it flow into me

>>44683746
YES YES DO IT FAGGOT

>>44683746

Awesome. But what will it lead to? more newfags coming in?

>Majority of people in society are weak-minded and ignorant retards, masses that act like programmed robots and accept voluntarily slavery. But not me! I am self-aware and realize what is going on in society! I have a free mind! And I choose to be free rather than live like a robot or slave.

I guess there's a certain freedom in death, but I don't see that as much of an accomplishment if he is as intelligent as he claims to be.

>>44683746
do not mar the name of annonymous in this way!

>>44683789

>>44683775
PENIS

>>44683775
I lol'd

No, the truth is that I am just an animl.
No, the truth is that I am just an animl.
No, the truth is that I am just an animl.
No, the truth is that I am just an animl.
No, the truth is that I am just an animl.
No, the truth is that I am just an animl.
No, the truth is that I am just an animl.

Finland's Media does not care about 4chan. Seriously.

fucking cho seung-hui wannabes. in before newfags telling the police.

also, DO IT FAGGOT

>>44683746
You could've edited it much better.

>>44683864

It will lead to lulz.

>>44683746

your shopping skillz are fucking crap. save the page as html and edit that, retard. why would you want the media to see /b/ anyway though?

No this is a different story compared to vtech, from the sound of things Cho was a bullied loser where as this guy seems like he's too smart for his own good.

>>44683740
You are stupid. He has a sig sauer handgun, not a rifle. And it's not airsoft, it goes BANG.

>>44683746
BLAME IT ON EBAUM!

>>44683908
is now a meme

I can’t say I belong to same race as the lousy, miserable, arrogant, selfish human race! No! I have evolved one step above!

>>44682385

> ... i'm going to ...

>>44682614

PROTIP: Timestamps

nice try op. we all laugh at your wit to try to look cool at /b/. Ha-ha. See?

WHORTY IF U DO IT FAG

The time this post was made was 20 minutes after the newsreport appeared online.

>>44683952

I did that in like 5min without much of a thought, not a final version. Also, silly me, didn't think of html editing at all.

furfags ruin everything

>>44684008

Yes, we've established that already.

learn2read thread

sevent eleven NEVA FORGET

You motherfuckers! PISS!

>>44683908
We're all just animals. I piss on trees, consume and mate mindlessly.

what a let down

>>44684034

Don't even bother.

>>44683775

i lol'd

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/11/07/school.shooting/index.html

Media is aware of youtube.

>>44683963

lulz. i bet he heard the word "misanthropy" in one of his black metal songs.

+358 50 495 3777

This guy still has his phone on tried 2 call but he won´t answer, mayB buisy :D

dear newfags saying "WAIT A MINUTE THE TIMESTAMP LOL":

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w226/necromatter/4chan/sick_internet.jpg
lurk the fuck moar

>>44683715
Hi, this .22LR would like a word with you.

An hero newfag.

>>44683963
Cho was awesome. This guy is just fed with illusions of his own intelligence. Perhaps he had potential to be intelligent, but he wasted it all on a shitty philosophy that gets him nowhere than to the grave or to prison. I remember thinking the same way when I was 12 and I'm deeply ashamed of it.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/11/07/school.shooting/index.html

I can’t say I belong to same race as the lousy, miserable, arrogant, selfish human race! No! I have evolved one step above!

posting in thrad

>>44683705
Would it be better if he were stupid, and just wanted to kill people cause he wanted to see what their guts looked like?

>>44682385
/r/ rule 34

Hmm posting in a "maybe" epic threat

PROTIP: I'm gonna rob this bank at this time
very clever mang

>>44684135
True enough, I just meant their motives behind it are quite different.

WHat a fucking letdown what the fuck is this shit

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/11/07/school.shooting/index.html

only 1 dead for sure and 3 suspected to be dead...still, I luld

Humanity may be overrated, but trigger dicipline is not.

>>44684166
5000 HOURS IN MSPAINT

STT says students' parents say he was captured alive. FAIL.

CNN don't know shit, 3 dead according to MSN.

Carry a copy of "The Turner Diaries" With you. Trust me. And, DO IT FAGGOT

I can’t say I belong to same race as the lousy, miserable, arrogant, selfish human race! No! I have evolved one step above!

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.

Police caight him. Alive.

Pekka is now official EFG.

>>44684124

i tried too, picked up then rejected

I can’t say I belong to same race as the lousy, miserable, arrogant, selfish human race! No! I have evolved one step above!

is this win?

KÄYTTÄYTYMINEN

· Minä kouluyhteisön jäsenenä käyttäydyn asiallisesti ja kohteliaasti ja otan toiset huomioon kaikissa tilanteissa.
· Noudatan hyviä tapoja, sääntöjä, ohjeita ja lakeja.
· Noudatan koulussa työskentelevien henkilöiden ohjeita, käskyjä ja kieltoja.
· Saavun kouluun ajoissa.
· Koulumatkalla noudatan liikennesääntöjä ja hyviä tapoja.
· Käytän koulumatkallani olevia alikulkutunneleita ja suojateitä.
· Kolmannesta luokasta alkaen voin kulkea pyörällä. Käytän aina pyöräilykypärää.
· Jätän toisen omaisuuden rauhaan ja käsittelen koulun omaisuutta huolellisesti.
· En tuo kouluun koulutyön kannalta tarpeetonta tavaraa.
· Matkapuhelimeni pidän kotona.

NO ONE CAN BEAT THE FUCKING ORIGINAL

also, VTECH JUST KICKED IN YO!

>>44684365

gheyyyyyyyyy

>>44684365

This should be the prime example of what an epic failure is.

>>44684269
i lol'd at the prospect

caught alive?

suck more please.

>>44684365
sauce plx k thanx

/r/ pics of his mom

>>44684475
seconded

If you really feel the need to go with faggoty .22, why not .22 WMR at least??

>>44684397
>>44684397
>>44684397
>>44684397
>>44684397
>>44684397

YES, YOUR FAIL CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE

Thread saved just in case.

principal was the only casualty.

>>44682476
>>44682469
>>44682448
FUCKING HIVEMIND.

ALSO, DO IT FAGGOT

>>44684365


Where did you get this info? Can't find it on any major news site.

MORE INFO NAO

What will happen to him, anon do think? 10 years of finnish buttsmex?

>>44684397
go for it.

/r/ archive

Because WMR won't fit in a pistol mag, nub

EPIC FAIL

YLE is reportting eye-witness accounts of him being caught, but the police hasn't made an official statement, yet.

>>44684365
sauce plox

its life in prison (which in finlad is 12 years)

>>44684626

we gotta wait till this thread dies though...

>>44684645
see
>>44684642

http://www.hs.fi/english/article/BREAKING+NEWS+At+least+one+dead+in+school+shooting+in+Jokela+north+
of+Helsinki/1135231614979

>>44684258
Thank you sir!

Sauce: STT, which is now down.

Picture related. Dancing Finnish SWAT-man thinks Pekka is fail too.

http://www.albaani.org/~ilmari/Tuusula/

1 dead, 4 seriously injured and that 18oy guy is alive. Romors say hes already arrested.

Autumn, always a sad time.

>>44682385
HEY FAGGOT DON'T KILL USING MY NAME!

http://www.hs.fi/kaupunki/artikkeli/Omaiset+Ammuskelija+saatu+kiinni/1135231611687

OH LAWD HE'S BIN CAUGHT

EPIC FAIL. eeeepppiiiiicccc faaaiilll

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/11/07/school.shooting/?iref=mpstoryview

HAHAHAH

ITS LIKE GOING FOR THE GANK BUT GETTING GANKED IN RETURN

AN HERO

>>44682770
learn how to read faggot

Of course he was fucking caught alive.. do you really think an attention whore with this much motivation intends to off himself and not be able to read all the stories about him after wards.. no, my good sir. NO!

Hahah Youtube http://youtube.com/watch?v=FErcNl3Tjh0

So much for Son of God. He epicly failed.

YOU DID IT! GO PEKKA-ERIC!

he only got 1.... FAIL!

lol he's grounded and i just kalled him up and declared him a faggot for failing

The school is believed, according to local media, to be Jokela High School. A video was posted on YouTube several weeks ago under the heading "Jokela High School Massacre - 11/7/2007."

OH WHAT A FUCKING MASSACRE

CALL DA FBI!

I GO TO THAT SCHOOL!

>>44683746
Go for it.

Poor Pekka, failed so hard :<

>>44683292
"Human race has been devolving very long time for now."

HE IS AZN! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

Failure =D

>>44684864

bullshit

I can kill more people by sneezing and shit out with a better excuse for it than this guy. Most epic fail school shooting I have seen.

/r/ the rapidshare massicre vid

or is it just that same shit one thats on youtube

DID HE JUST HAVE FOUR BULLETS??? BOUND TO FAIL, IF!

AUVINEN PEKKA
Matkapuhelinnumero 0504953777

i think u r fucking retarded

>>44685000

yeah the the youtube vid - only one

Rich kids and charlatans

Don't judge all Finnish heroes based on this.
We're just not used to guns - he should've used a knife.

Jokela High School just kicked in yo.

>>44685022
WE HAVE DOX, LET'S RUIN HIS LIFE INTERNET HATE MACHINE, wait.. durrr... :(

What a failure he should of became an hero

mas·sa·cre (măs'ə-kər)
n.
The act or an instance of killing a large number of humans indiscriminately and cruelly.

Notice the "large number" in there. Looks like an EPIC FAIL.

lol, zero hour is on tv

>>44683775
Made me lol

thats stupid hes going to shoot an anon for anons.... unless he goes up ... excuse me sure but are u anon......

>>44685020
Well, killing one and wounding four with four bullets is _kind_ of a feat, I guess.

WHERE THE FUCK IS EFG WHEN THERE IS THE MOST EPIC FAIL EVER GOING ON?!

>>44685209
he was just caught by police

http://www.iltalehti.fi/etusivu/ just one died

>>44685209

in JOKEla high apparently

>>44685209

EFG is too good for this shit

>>44684882
i lol'd

Ahh i get it,he was emo/philosopher/goth kid with little weapons training.The results are predictable.

This is my war: one man war against humanity, governments and weak-minded masses of the world! No mercy for the scum of the earth! HUMANITY IS OVERRATED! It's time to put NATURAL SELECTION & SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST back on tracks!

ITS A JOKE

>>44685267

i wouldn't call a .22 a weapon tbh

ATTACK INFORMATION

Event: Jokela High School Massacre.

Targets: Jokelan Lukio (High School Of Jokela), students and faculty,
society, humanity, human race.

Date: 11/7/2007.

Attack Type: Mass murder, political terrorism (altough I choosed the
school as target, my motives for the attack are political and much much
deeper and therefore I don't want this to be called only as ``school
shooting'').

Location: Jokela, Tuusula, Finland.

Perpetrator's name: Pekka-Eric Auvinen (aka NaturalSelector89, Natural
Selector, Sturmgeist89 and Sturmgeist). I also use pseydonym Eric von
Auffoin internationally.

Weapons: Semi-automatic .22 Sig Sauer Mosquito pistol.

>>44684141
MOAR FURRY PLOX

sigh.

good night sweet prince...(hopefully)

>Attack Type: Mass murder, political terrorism (altough I choosed the
school as target, my motives for the attack are political and much much
deeper and therefore I don't want this to be called only as ``school
shooting'').
>Attack Type: Mass murder, political terrorism
>Attack Type: Mass murder,
>Mass murder

HAHAHA FAIL

>>44683593
>>44683688
>>44683714
>>44684006
>>44684141
>>44684324
>>44684394

ALL OF YOU GET THE FUCK OUT

>>44685367
no such luck, I'm afraid.

"Jokelan kouluammuskelussa o kuollut enemmän kuin yksi ihminen, vahvistetaan IS:lle. Piiritys ei ole vieläkään ohi kertoi keskusrikospoliisin päällikkö Rauno Ranta IS:lle kello 14.50."

So in english, more than just one person get killed. And the situation is not over.

:WAT

I can’t say I belong to same race as the lousy, miserable, arrogant, selfish human race! No! I have evolved one step above!

>>44685375

Just what is wrong with some furry for the breakfast coffee?

>>44685393

is swat in the building? did they ram an armoured car through a wall?

>>44685393
More than one person GOT killed. Fail for bad grammar. You're putting the good name of Winland to shame, just like Pekka :(

Huomion kipeä mielisairas hinttari, joka kuvittelee olevansa jokin saatanan yli-ihminen...
Todennäköisesti ampui itseään evoluutiossa paremmin ansioitunutta.

"You might ask yourselves, why did I do this and what do I want. Well, most of you are too arrogant and closed-minded to understand... You will proprably say me that I am"insane", "crazy", "psychopath", "criminal" or crap like that. No, the truth is that I am just an animl, a human, an individual, a dissident.

I have had enough. I don't want to be part of this fucked up society. Like some other wise people have said in the past, human race is not worth fighting for or saving... only worth killing. But... When my enemies will run and hide in fear when mentioning my name... When the gangsters of the corrupted governments have been shot in the streets... When the rule of idioracy and the democratic system has been replaced with justice... When intelligent people are finally free and rule the society instead of the idiocratic rule of majority... In that great day of deliverance, you will know what I want.

Long live the revolution... revolution against the system, which enslaves not only the majority of weak-minded masses but also the small minority of strong-minded and intelligent individuals! If we want to live in a different world, we must act. We must rise against the enslaving, corrupted and totalitarian regimes and overthrow the tyrants, gangsters and the rule of idiocracy. I can't alone change much but hopefully my actions will inspire all the intelligent people of the world and start some sort of revolution against the current systems. The system discriminating naturality and justice, is my enemy. The people living in the world of delusion and supporting this system are my enemies.

I am ready to die for a cause I know is right, just and true... even if I would lose or the battle would be only remembered as evil... I will rather fight and die than live a long and unhappy life."

>>44685475
Sorry, I just tried to imitate the spelling errors in the original news message. :<

>>44685475
fuck you. english language is my bitch

I WOULD HAVE KILLED MOAR BUT THEY WERE BIGGER THAN APPLEZ AND MOVED MOAR TOO

>>44682385
what a completely original and unheard of feat you claim to accomplish.

Swat in that building... Epic fail, winland doens't have swat. we have KRP

>>44685518
oosny

In the end, he's gonna point that shit to his own head and pull teh trigga. He's not gonna die, though. Because the gun is AIR-SOFT.

Enjoy your life-time of forced BUTTSEX.

This is what he was doing instead of practising at the shooting range.

>>44685456
Finnish Swat (Karhuryhmä) is in the building.

HAY GUYS

so i heard cho is gonna have a drinking buddy in heaven before long?

>>44685536
Karhukopla is the closest we have to SWAT. Not quite the same, though.

Despite this failure, Finland is still WINLAND.

>>44685536

whatever, but i heard they rammed an armored car through a wall

So the principal is the only dead dood? Good Game.

http://www.iltasanomat.fi/uutiset/kotimaa/uutinen.asp?id=1452431
According to this, there are now several dead, and he hasn't been caught.

>>44685512
sauce plox

one fucking frag and didn't even become an hero... EPIC FUCKING FAIL

Police just announced that they have caught the little bitch. Enjoy your assrape for the rest of your life. VITTU EEPPINEN EPÄONNISTUMINEN.

>>44685633
>>44685633
>>44685633
>>44685633
>>44685633
>>44685633
>>44685633
>>44685633

OLOL! MY NAEM IS MIZZER NEWFAG! I ARE HEER TO GET ANONNYMOOSE TAKEN DAOWN BY DA FBI! HURRRRRRRRRR!

Jeezus, If i had nickel for every time some fag-o-man decided to shoot up a school and post about it on 4chan before it happen. Well...okay lets make that 100 dollars

Well, at least he's doing it for the right reasons. Most people are idiots and deserve to die, eh?

>>44685637
the rapidshit that's been posted and reposted a million times already.

>>44685593
the most recent information seems to be that there are more casualties and that pekka-eric hasnt been captured yet, in fact Ilta-Sanomat seems to report atleast five casualties

>>44685658
see
>>44685633

STOP POSTING FINNISH NEWS SITES

i cant speak moon

>>44685658

You can't become an heroes with a .22, wont penetrate your skin.

FUCK ILTA-SANOMAT, READ SOME REAL NEWS: http://www.hs.fi/

HE WAS CAUGHT. EPIC FAIL.

>>44685699
see
>>44685710

>>44685089

Puukko ftw

THINK OF THE POOR APPLES!! THE APPLEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss............

kill a cop for anon and ell desu k?

Finnish is worse than japanese.

>>44685742
QFT

What do I hate / What I don’t like?
Equality, tolerance, human rights, political correctness, hypocrisy, ignorance, enslaving religions and ideologies, antidepressants, TV soap operas & drama shows, rap -music, mass media, censorship, political populists, religious fanatics, moral majority, totalitarianism, consumerism, democracy, pacifism, state mafia, alcholohics, TV commercials, human race.
What do I love / what do I like?
Existentialism, self-awareness, freedom, justice, truth, moral & political philosophy, personal & social psychology, evolution science, political incorrectness, guns, shooting, BDSM, computers, internet, aggressive electronic and industrial rock & metal music, violent movies, , FPS –computer games, sarcasm, irony, black humour, macabre artm mass & serial killer cases, natural disasters, eugenics

I blame Viggo from Him for being such a fag.

For non-finns:
http://www.hs.fi/english/article/BREAKING+NEWS+At+least+one+dead+in+school+shooting+in+Jokela+north+
of+Helsinki+gunman+reportedly+caught/1135231614979

Five shot of which one dead and three badly injured.

Police confirmed that the shooter has been caught alive.

Sturmgeist89 (2 days ago) Show Hide Marked as spam
(Reply)
Oh... yeah... I hate antidepressants myself (though I have been eating them too)... and I think they are just there to control human behavior, so they would feel happy in society / conditions they would find intolerable naturally.

"You might ask yourselves, why did I do this and what do I want. Well, most of you are too arrogant and closed-minded to understand... You will proprably say me that I am"insane", "crazy", "psychopath", "criminal" or crap like that. No, the truth is that I am just an animl, a human, an individual, a dissident.

I have had enough. I don't want to be part of this fucked up society. Like some other wise people have said in the past, human race is not worth fighting for or saving... only worth killing. But... When my enemies will run and hide in fear when mentioning my name... When the gangsters of the corrupted governments have been shot in the streets... When the rule of idioracy and the democratic system has been replaced with justice... When intelligent people are finally free and rule the society instead of the idiocratic rule of majority... In that great day of deliverance, you will know what I want.

Long live the revolution... revolution against the system, which enslaves not only the majority of weak-minded masses but also the small minority of strong-minded and intelligent individuals! If we want to live in a different world, we must act. We must rise against the enslaving, corrupted and totalitarian regimes and overthrow the tyrants, gangsters and the rule of idiocracy. I can't alone change much but hopefully my actions will inspire all the intelligent people of the world and start some sort of revolution against the current systems. The system discriminating naturality and justice, is my enemy. The people living in the world of delusion and supporting this system are my enemies.

I am ready to die for a cause I know is right, just and true... even if I would lose or the battle would be only remembered as evil... I will rather fight and die than live a long and unhappy life."

>>44685834

MASS MURDER/ MASSACRE - HUMANITY IS OVERRATED

Epic fail.

>>44685834
in conclusion

hes no cho

>>44685781
QFT

i don't think it has human origins

>>44685089
What about your WWII hero Simo Häyhä? The most successful sniper of all time!

"I can't believe he did that. Just yesterday I was talking with him about guns. I asked: You haven't thought about school shooting have you?. He answered: no, I haven't" Lukinmaa tells and bursts in tears


THE IRONY.. TOO GREAT

>>44685834
ohh thats rare, psychoanalysation tiem?

>>44685883

THAT AIN'T NO OTHER CHO MOTHERFUCKER

I am a gurl and this makes me cry the tear of darkness

>>44685926

point taken

hai guys

this guy wanted to die and even failed to become an hero. now seriously guys, who the fuck fails at becoming an hero? he couldn't even think that part out?

In his interests section-

"Guns (I love you Catherine)"

If that's someone who gave him weapons, I bet she feels like a total bitch right now.

>>44686061

I think he called the gun Catherine.

>>44685834

Accoring to the finnish police, there has been more than one casualties.

They are still going through the building for more victims/additional shooters.

thread fukken saved

>>44686061


My guess is that that's the name of his .22.

I lol'd

>>44686054
You Fail.

This fail is too fail for Epic Fail Guy.

>>44686061
full metal jacket reference, not a girl

>>44686044

sauce?

>>44685834
alive? pound-me-in-the-ass prison here i come.

> Olen valmistautunut taistelemaan ja kuolemaan ajatteluni puolesta.

In english:

> I'm ready to fight and die for my ideologies.

Guess he weren't.

>>44686002

MAN THE HARPOONS!

WAIT! ...NOT YOU PEKKA.

>>44686094

just WHICH FACT IS REAL

The guy apparently killed himself. Yay for natural selection.

>>44686133


YOU FUCKING FAIL

Suomi.

>>44686133

gun testing vid. it was linked to somewhere in this thread

in it he shoots an apple. he has to shoot it three times before the apple succumbs to the mighty power of Catherine's .22s

in b4 "bitches don't know 'bout humanity is overrated"

>>44686162


No.. I am only cry the Tear of Darkness.
This thread deserves it.

>>44686179
what's your source on that. All the major news are reporting him as bein caught.

>>44682385
LOLOL THIS NEWFAG SHOT 4 PPL IN THA HEADZ AND ONLY 1 IS DEAD.. FAILURE

>>44685724
I know someone who was crippled by a .22 shot.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071107/ap_on_re_eu/finland_school_shooting;_ylt=AoGdms05ORh3Rz_1UQtyXwa
s0NUE

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7082795.stm

>>44686247
in what way is he dead?

Vitun urpo mene jo ja tee maailmasta parempi paikka.

omg the faggot didn't even shot himself .o
FUCKIN FAIl

10 shot, at least one dead - possibly more, one in critical shape (severe head trauma).

all he has to rely on now is death in hospital, but as it stands even a retard can beat his score!

Elmo tykkää nakeista ja muusista!

Here are the odds guys, place your bets now:

Killed by another inmate - 1.5:1
Attempted suicide in custody - 5:1
Successful suicide in custody - 25:1
Long and happy life after release - 9999999:1

>>44686318


Maybe it took all his bullets to kill the principle so he couldn't off himself.

He should have used a crowbar, they never run out of bullets.

have i woken up this morning to find an epic legendary thread? i believe i have.

http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/
http://koti.phnet.fi/pres/a/jokela/

http://www.bf2stats.nl/player/94933011/

(Kills: 1, Deaths: 0, Wins: 0, Losses: Epic)

>>44686368

i put 5 bux on happy life after release

FAGGOT ISN'T GONNA DO JACK SHIT. JUST LIKE STEVE FUCKING FAIL OUSTIN

FUCK YEAH

DO IT FAGGOT

>>44686368
The Scandinavian Prison system (Especially Sweden) is a Joke.

>>44686383

he should have had a 9mm. That was Cho's recipe for success.

Or a shotgun. I think you can buy those in Winland legally anyway.

I still reckon if you shot yourself in the mouth with a .22, you'd die. He must have run out of bullets

>>44686482
dude, read thread. he already did. which is why this has over 400 replies already

HE DID IT ! u werent pussy afterall

christ I hope you all realize that the OP isn't the gunman

3 dead, two students and the headmaster.

he did videos about it the day before:

http://youtube.com/user/Sturmgeist89

>>44686579
hi slowpoke, nice to see you finally got here

In before shooting

You might ask yourselves, why did I do this and what do I want. Well, most of you are too arrogant and closed-minded to understand... You will proprably say me that I am"insane", "crazy", "psychopath", "criminal" or crap like that. No, the truth is that I am just an animl, a human, an individual, a dissident.

I have had enough. I don't want to be part of this fucked up society. Like some other wise people have said in the past, human race is not worth fighting for or saving... only worth killing. But... When my enemies will run and hide in fear when mentioning my name... When the gangsters of the corrupted governments have been shot in the streets... When the rule of idioracy and the democratic system has been replaced with justice... When intelligent people are finally free and rule the society instead of the idiocratic rule of majority... In that great day of deliverance, you will know what I want.

Long live the revolution... revolution against the system, which enslaves not only the majority of weak-minded masses but also the small minority of strong-minded and intelligent individuals! If we want to live in a different world, we must act. We must rise against the enslaving, corrupted and totalitarian regimes and overthrow the tyrants, gangsters and the rule of idiocracy. I can't alone change much but hopefully my actions will inspire all the intelligent people of the world and start some sort of revolution against the current systems. The system discriminating naturality and justice, is my enemy. The people living in the world of delusion and supporting this system are my enemies.

I am ready to die for a cause I know is right, just and true... even if I would lose or the battle would be only remembered as evil... I will rather fight and die than live a long and unhappy life.

>>44686517


I still believe he got too worked up thinking of the all the attention he would get if he stayed alive. Sitting in prison, browsing /b/, looking for personal memes, jacking off.

>>44686540

How is only 1 dead when there were 4 FATAL injuries?

Learn2english, cunt!

>>44686579

DURRHURRRR NO WAY

you're all
F-F-Finnished

I think, that the reason why he couldn't kill more than one, is that finnish people are smarter than, for example, american people. When we hear a gun shot we have the skills to get cover somewhere, while americans just stand still and are like "Err durr, what's going on, is dat sum TV noise?".
The main point is, that we got that maniac before he could even get the spree.

Winland, Winland oh Finland.

me when i read this thread

I sent ITV News an e-mail saying he did it all for ebaumsworld and a link to the Video...

Lets see where this goes.

he should have lurked life moar

>>44686480
A smart move, your modest investment of 5 bucks could earn you a cool $49,999,995. Good luck anonymous!

can't wait till this emokids start streaming their shooting live on the intertubes

>>44686540
Near fatal injuries?

Police announces more casualties than just one, also 10 injured pupils in the hospital, one critically.

Maybe he will score after all.

(source: Finnish media)

finns aren't white, they look like chinks.

Finally someone had the guts!
Come on finnfags!
Killing spree time!

Seven dead now?

http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/200711076816765_uu.shtml

finland is no longer winland

>>44686653
Moar like failland, amrite?

>>44686692


is dat sum CP?

this is so fail, i'm actually going to shut down my computer and go read a book.

failand, this is what you've done to me.

what a noob, couldnt even kill 2!

question b, is this for real or fake?

3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD
3 DEAD

http://www.finlandforthought.net/2007/11/07/at-least-one-dead-in-finnish-school-shooting/

ATLEAST 2DEAD

Bitch gave himself up, didn't even have the balls to become an hero.

>>44686653

That's a really good point. Once he fired the first shot, all the students would have legged it, and he'd have to shoot at the back of running people with a .22, which isn't too effective.

I read that all the ppl at vtech just sat in their fuckin rooms drooling and wondering what to do

fuckin' amerifags

>>44686506
In finland for rape you go to prison for a year and get let out if you've been on good behaviour. Also the prisons are nice and cozy. All the rooms have their own tvs and shit. The food they serve is better than the ones served in finnish schools. Many people create a habbit of doing a crime, going to prison, get let out, commit a crime again and so on.

>>44686766
You can shut down computers? Wow.

Seven dead according to Iltalehti.fi

>>44686790

Check your favorite news outlet.

>>44686790
this is very real
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7082795.stm
in bbc we trust!

>>44686809
Well his idealogy seems something that wouldn't like suicide too much.

http://youtube.com/user/Sturmgeist89?&session=rFckGJHqVTTpGyb-wAHKdZwHQ0BJQogvjeeaiNQ81MSvLykujE
4ED-GRtNlsfat1BESVzj3orPdPjZoLCWSPW6CIn701hRsttbk3jKM749YkyWQ_2fC4lyc5tE9RjS8VpG1mmipwaX3861TWxhwxkl
BV-2pdjX79JA5ZWQOekkvz_Ta6FwzEPprc-tavWFwcQCo9wTl81tyl392Nz-tQ5160kTd3xMXADoZjigqdJex7VMRVxuBH2voimF
KaIlA1XYy_yJj0M2cp83WHzDCRH59PJzcoFfWn
HIS TUBE ACCOUNT! SHIT IS REAL. GOGOGOGOGOGO

Real. No joking. I'm from Finland so I know.

>>44686790

this thread was created after the shooting started, the shooting itself is real

>>44686814
Wtf?

>>44686813
FAIL.

cho was smart and locked them in the building, something no one thinks off even when they plan the attacks out for months

i just want to know if he was arrested or not, thats the main issue here

I find it better that he didn't shoot himself in the head like kids in AMERIKKAAA do after their schoolshooting.

NO SURRENDER

Then again, it is fail that he got caught, but idiots hardly ever manage to run away and stay free after shit like this.

The news will be delicious though. In before video games are banned in Failland.

>>44686644


Stfu, nobodys perfect

7 dead now ;_;

Sry guize, it's all a rickroll manipulated by the finnish goverment,.

Iltalehden saamien viimeisimpien tietojen mukaan koulusta on löytynyt ainakin seitsemän kuollutta ja useita on loukkaantunut vakavasti.

now its seven people dead??

OH SHI IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM

>>44686874

no i mean the post, is op the real shooter or did some fag just do this once he saw it on the news?

>>44686814

i can see why he didn't become an hero

maybe he plans to wait it out in prison, get let out, buy a bigger gun and rack up his score some more

JUST SO YOU FAGS KNOW, OP ISN'T THE SHOOTER

>>44686976
definately a fag who saw it

FNORD!!111

>>44686975
:D andy !! ANDY WHERE ARE YOU?

>>44687010

NO WAI

i lol'd bout this thread

saunan taa ja nappi ottaan, saatana!

Download this RAR. It has everything, some in English but mostly Finnish.
http://www.riemurasia.net/kaatopaikka/go.php?id=7918

HOLY FUCK, THE GUY ACTUALLY KILLED A SHITLOAD OF PEOPLE, MAYBE EVEN THE HIGH SCORE, IT'S JUST THE POLICE DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE OUT INFORMATION TOO EARLY

http://news.fin.nytimes/finlandshooting/deathcount.on.nimp.org

OUR FINLAND HAS BEEN GRACED BY AN HERO. WINLAND IS NOW OUR OFFICAL NAME

THIS IS THE INTARNET HATING FAGGOT Pentti Linkola WHO INSPIRED PEKKA TO BE A HERO.

>>44686952
Bury is an obsolete term, this card should read like this: [Tap] Destroy target classmate, it can't be regenerated.