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Mars: Sup guys... I'm looking for Sailor Moon... have you seen her?

Moon: Sailor Mars! I'm so glad you're here!

Mars: I'm so glad I found you! Hey, listen... I heard the Negaverse wants to destroy the Earth! What should we do?

Mars: Oh my... that was certainly interesting.

Moon: Oh my, that's certainly one way of distracting the Negaverse from the destroying the world.

Mars: I'm glad the world is now safe from the evil Negaverse. Thanks for helping me Sailor Moon! But, uh I hear the Dead Moon Circus is back in town...

Moon: Yeah...we definitely showed the Negaverse who they're messing with!

Moon: Oh, um...Dead Moon Circus you sayyyy? Well then, In the name of the Moon, they must be stopped! ...How about immediately?

Mars: Immediately you say? You sure are dedicated to saving the world.

Moon: It is our duty as Sailor Scouts!

Jupiter: Hey, you guys ever wonder if Mars and Sailor Moon are hiding something from us?

Tuxedo Mask: Nonsense! I would know. Sailor Moon would never keep secrets from me! ... Would she...?

Mars: Goodness! I can't shake the feeling that someone is spying on us, Sailor Moon.

Tuxedo Mask: Venus, what's the matter? Tell us what you saw!
Jupiter, Please step aside so that I may see what's so shocking! I'm sure it's nothing bad. Right...? Right?!

Mars: Hey, I guess you were right Sailor Moon. I don't see anyone out there at all.

Moon: You see, there was nothing to worry about. Now lets get back to saving the world.

Mars: Oh my~ I hope the world appreciates how hard we are working!

Mars: Holy Moly! This newspaper says Tuxedo Mask killed himself, Sailor Moon.

Venus: Sailor Moon! Sailor Mars! Did you hear the ne- GOOD GRIEF YOU'RE NAKED!

Moon: There... there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this...

Mars: Well, you see... Sailor Moon and I had just finished fighting for truth and justice and our uniforms had gotten dirty. So we threw them into the washing machine and decided to eat some pancakes while they got cleaned and dried. Obviously.


Moon: Yeah that's exactly what happened! Now who wants pancakes?

Mercury: Th..That sounds like a completely logical explanation. I mean why else would they be naked? It's not like they were doing anythin- I MEAN! IT'S TRUE! THESE UNIFORMS DO GET DIRTY DURING FIGHTS FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE. And um..There's no need to question them any further. I uh..what...um...you know...Tuxedo Mask...?


Moon: You know, Tuxedo Mask loved pancakes. I think it would be an insult to his memory if we didn't sit down and eat some right now, instead of quarreling.

Mercury: Sailor Moon! These pancakes are simply delici--OUCH! My tooth!

Moon: Oh my, Mercury. I sure do hope you have dental insurance!

Moon: Oh, Mercury are you alright? Here let me take a look at that too-GASP! A white rose...is that...could it be?

Mercury: Whoever it is, I sure hope they know how to fill a cavity..

Sailor Moon: Moonlight Knight! Perfect timing! Mercury has a Toothache and- oh...we're still naked aren't we...

Moonlight Knight: I heard Mercury's cry for help and headed over here immediately, but it seems like I might have come at the wrong moment...

Mars: Oh no, it's alright. I've finished reading this newspaper now. Would you like to borrow it?

Moonlight Knight: As much as I would love to read up on the latest news... I really must adhere to my patient...

Moonlight Knight: Oh, Mercury. Do not fret. I promise this won't hurt...well, much anyways. Now why don't you come and take a seat in the nice comfy chair.

Moonlight Knight: Err..... Mercury, there appears to be a Negaverse on your tooth.


Sailor Moon: Oh no! The Negaverse must've taken shelter in Mercury's tooth after we...um...defeated them...


Mars: My goodness.... must we defeat them again?

Moon: Don't worry Mercury! Mars and I will defeat them!

Moonlight Knight: Are you sure you don't want me to just yank it out? I mean... I have all the equipment here...

Moon: Yes, this is the only way! Mars and I will head off and defeat the Negaverse again! Don't you worry, Mercury.

Moonlight Knight: B-but wait! Where are you going!? Mercury's Negaverse tooth is over this way...

Queen Beryl: Those sailor fools will never be able to stop......me? What are they...oh-oh my~ ... What was I doing again? ..What's this light?

Queen Beryl: EEEEEEEK! I'm being defeated by some powerful energy emanating from Sailor Moon!

Moonlight Knight: Mercury, your tooth! It's-It's glowing!

Moonlight Knight: Goodness, Mercury! Whatever those two are doing, it's actually working!

Moonlight Knight: I don't understand it at all... how could these non-dentists possibly have known how to remove that serious cavity? I must know their methods!

Mars: Sailor Moon, hold on...I-I think someone's outside the room...

Moonlight Knight: Hey girls I wanted to ask---HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FFF- ACK, MY HEART.

Mars: M-Moonlight Knight? OH GOLLY! Sailor Moon, he's not moving!

Moon: Why does our love always kill the men in our lives?!

Mars: This looks bad. You know what that means, don't you Sailor Moon? ...We have to get rid of the body.

Moon: We must do this quickly and inconspicuously.

Sailor Moon: Sup Guys. Um...we're just going to head out to do some laundry.
You know...after fighting evil and stuff...
Can't have dirty clothes!

Mars: Make sure to pat the soil down tightly, Sailor Moon.

Sailor Moon: Well, that takes care of that, Mars.
We just have to get all this dirt off and no one will suspect a thing.

Mars: I'm actually a bit surprised it was so easy, Sailor Moon!

Moon: It-it can't be!

Zombie: Uuuuhhhhhhggghhhasdfgkjdfhldsfg;

Moon: Stand back Mars... I'll take care of this once and for all.

EPIC

Sailor Moon: Moon Spiral Heart Attack!

Zombie: UUUUAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

Jupiter: Moonlight Knight Dropped his turban. I wonder where he went off to.
Huh...why's the bathroom glowing...?

Jupiter: Hey Moonlight Knight, are you in here? I found your turb-AAAAAAH!

NOOOOOOO

Moon: Oh no... Jupiter... What have I done? ;_;

Pl-psh~

Baby Jupiter: Goo Goo!

Sailor Moon: The Moon's power... it must've-well, Jupiter's been reborn and it looks like we're parents now, Mars.

Venus: Sailor Moon! Sailor Mars! We heard some weird noises- GOOD GRIEF YOU HAVE A BABY!

Moon: Oh Venus, stop making that face you're scaring the baby! Honestly, you should know better.

Sailor Moon: Good going Mercury! You can keep baby Jupiter entertained while me and Mars finally get changed into some clothes.

Venus: Jupiter?! But how?! What happ-

Jupiter's stomach: Gruu~

Moon: Mars, I think we're going to have to tell them the truth.

Mars: Tell them everything? Well, if you feel that it's the right thing to do...

Mercury: Well, according to this book about babies, we should feed her warm milk if she's hungry. Oh...Mars...Sailor Moon? What's the matter?

Moon: I think you guys deserve to know the truth.

Sailor Moon: We realized that keeping it a secret was a mistake so...here it goes...

MOONLIGHTKNIGHTSUFFEREDAFATALHEARTATTACK
BUTINSTEADOFTELLINGYOUGUYSWEDISPOSEDOFHIS
BODYBEFOREANYONENOTICEDSOMEHOWHECAMEBACK
ASAZOMBIEANDATTACKEDUSSOIHADTOFINISHHIM
OFFUNFORTUNATELYJUPITERGOTCAUGHTINTHE
BLASTANDDIEDBUTLUCKILYSHEWASREVIVEDAS
THEBABYYOUSEENow~

...

Mercury: There, there Sailor Moon. We know that fighting all those Nega badies can be tiring and can leave you a bit-well, you know. So why don't you go lie down for a bit and I'll make you a nice warm cup of tea.

Moon: Now that I think about it... what if... what if Mercury and Venus are right? Things have been too strange to be real, I must be losing my mind.

Mars: Quickly, Sailor Moon. Come with me!

Mars: Ok Sailor Moon... here's the plan: we bust out of here and try to find a way to get Jupiter back to normal.
Maybe this will convince them that you're not crazy.

Mars: They're gone. Now's our chance! Let's head for the door!

Mercury: Whoo! Did you leave a window open Venus?

Mars: Alright Sailor Moon! We managed to leave without them noticing. Now to find a cure for Jupiter!

Mars: Oh no! I completely forgot I don't know where to find Jupiter's cure!

Moon: Well, we should probably start somewhere.
Let's think for a moment. Who do we know that can help us in any way?

Moon: Oh, look, a bus!
Is that... Pluto on the sign? It is!

Wait... maybe Pluto will know how to fix Jupiter!

Moon: But, how are we going to find Pluto...?

Mars: If only there was a magical being who could help take us anywhere we wanted to go.

Pegasus: Oh sup girls, I was just flying around~

Moon: Pegasus! Perfect timing! Do you think you can help us out? We need to get to Sailor Pluto.

Moon: Golly Pegasus! All we needed was directions... it sure was awfully nice of you to offer us a ride to Pluto!

Moon: Oh, look Sailor Mars! It's Mars!

Moon: Hey Mars, we're almost there! I can see Uranus!

Mars: O-oh my.

Moon: OH GOLLY, look out! It's headed right for us!

Moon: Oh no... the star transformed Pegasus into his human form, Helios!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Helios: Uranus's gravitational field... we were too close... I can't escape it... We're going to crash!

Sploosh~

Moon: Gah! I can't believe we're still alive after that...

Huh... we landed in front of a castle?

Moon: Come on, Mars! Let's go check it out!


Haha, that's it for tonight. I'll post the rest tomorrow. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY AWAIT OUR HEROES ON URANUS?

>>452039
Noooo, I hate cliffhangers!

epic thread is EPIC!!!

>>452039
Oh God I can't wait.

>>451962
>>451964
>>451965
If these 3 would kindly delete their posts this thread would be perfect.

Yay for Rei/Usagi and not Rei/Minako!

>>452047
Deleted. At that time OP had stopped for a while, sorry.

>>452049
It's all good.

OP here. I think I'll just go ahead and finish it. There's not much left anyways. Wouldn't be fair to make you wait for it.

Uranus: Woo--almost didn't see you there, Sailor Moon... Mars... Pegasus.

To what do I owe the pleasure of your visit?

Moon: Sailor Uranus! Neptune! Er- are we interrupting something?

Neptune: Oh! Uranus and I were just discussing some ...new strategies to defeat the Negaverse. Isn't that right?

Uranus: Huh? ..Oh yes! YES THAT'S IT EXACTLY!

Sailor Moon: Well, that aside, we have a problem. Jupiter's turned into a baby and we're trying to get her back to normal. We were on our way to ask Pluto for help, but we got sucked into Uranus.

Uranus: Poor Jupiter! I'm sure we can figure out a way to get you to Pluto.

Pluto: Hey guys! I'm here for our slumber party!

Pluto: Why Neptune... Uranus... You never told me more people would be joining us...

Moon: ...

Uranus: Oh! Ah-Haha...Would you look at that! Pluto conveniently decided to stop by! Perfect Timing!

Pluto: My pillowwww~

Moon: Thank goodness! Please Pluto, you have to help us get Jupiter back to normal!

Pluto: Of course I can help, Sailor Moon! Right after we have our slumber party~

Uranus: Haha, don't be silly! What slumber party!? You should just go ahead and help Sailor Jupiter!

Pluto: Alright, alright! I'll just open the time portal so we can go visit Jupiter.

MEANWHILE...

Mercury: Hmm, I haven't heard from Sailor Moon or Mars in a while. I wonder what they could be up to.

...

OH!

Mercury: A portal's been opened.... I wonder who those mysterious shadowy figures are?

Mars: We there yet...?

Mercury: Oh my Gosh! It's Sailor Moon and Mars and they brought Pluto!

Pluto: Psst, Mars. You're turned the wrong way.

Pluto: My staff is reacting... something's definitely not right about the age of this baby.

Pluto: I'm going to see if I can fix this. Stand back, girls. Who knows what may happen if I accidentally use my powers on one of you instead.

Pluto: Time Isolation!

Mercury: Oh my!

...

Jupiter: Hey guys..... would any of you mind grabbing me some clothes?

Jupiter: Wha..? Flower petals? Oh no, it's CereCere!

Jupiter: Oh no... what are we going to do? She's too powerful!

Moon: Girls, I'm going to need all of your help with this villain... it's time to once again, DEFEAT THE NEGAVERSE!

That's the end. The rest is left to your imagination~

>>452087
Haha, that was awesome. Thanks.

SOMEBODY ARCHIVE THIS SHIT.

*clap**clap**clap*
good show anon, my faith in /u/ has been reborn

Not bad Op but you must admit it couldn't have been possible without the ridiculousness that already is and shall always be Sailor Moon.

Hats off to Op though, spot on...spot on.

>>452090

Seconded.

Holy shit awesome.

ARCHIVED.

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=451906

Anyone with an account, rate it.

best thread EVER

>>452131
Seconded

It's rare that /u/ has such epic win threads.
I enjoyed every bit of it.
Forget the archive, this needs to be stickied.
But, yeah archive this.

annoying, badly drawn, unfunny, Deviantart-quality tripe.

the fact that /u/ is cumming over this proves that nearly everyone here is underage.

>>452149

I think you missed the point.

>>452152
What IS the point? Some kid posted their mediocre lolwacky chibi pseudo anime comic and everyone praised the hell out of it.

That was beyond epic.... that was legendary.
ARCHIVE.

>>452152
Don't feed the troll.

>>452160
theres trolls in /u/?

I genuinely think this comic is really bad and I can't understand how anyone over the age of 13 could possibly find it funny

archive it

>>452180

Since you don't understand comedy, I'll explain.
Reasons this is good -
1-The art is hilarious
2-It's incredibly surreal. Why the hell is she looking at a weird moon thing with her hair in panel 1? I don't know. This is funny.
3-It's very different to the usual explicit ass-licking dickgirl shit out there, thus fresh as well as funny.

Now ARCHIVE!

>>452253
What the hell are you talking about, /u/ doesn't even allow dickgirl shit.

I like surreal humor but this is a really lame form of it. And the art just isn't very good; I know what the artist was aiming for but it didn't really work.

I "get" the comedy but I don't find it very funny.

ITT: faggots who don't know how to submit archive requests.

>>452253
It's already archived. Shut up already.

I lawled.

Posting in epic thread.

Gosh,finally something worthwhile besides fap---err I mean schlicking material or tries of serious (troll) discussions which only leads to conclusion that the world hates lesbians.

>>452261
I was the one who submitted the thread to be "archived directly". It's only temporarily archived right now. It still needs to be reviewed by a mod for it to be archived.

If it has a high rating from gold account users, there's a very good chance it will be approved. Btw, it's easy to get a gold account. Just register... Thread's got 4 ratings so far, including mine.

>>452258

Dickgirls find their way into /u/ quite often.

>>452501
Point in case: Few things are as hot as that Marimite doujin where the Roses transform into futas and make tender passionate love to their boutons & petite soeurs.

Wow! That was fucking amazing!!!!!! GOLD.

>>452544
I implore you Anon, to please give me the sauce.

>>452544
DO WANT

Terrible.

>>452544
need link noaw.

>>452149
>>452180
>>452671
same person

http://www.drunkduck.com/Sailor_Soldiers_of_Justice/index.php?p=376316

>>452759
Aww FUCK. So you're telling me it wasn't original content after all?

Now I regret archiving it. Fucking OP plagiarizer.

Wait, what? Tell me you're this...kitty17, OP.

This was amazing... Until the sad truth pointed by >>452759 came out.

THIS IS NOT ORIGINAL CONTENT.

So, if it was archived, please remove it.

this makes me yearn for a _real_ sailor moon thread.

>>452969
LAWL!

Hey, guys! OP here. Sorry for plagiarizing.

>>452861 wasn't original content after all?

Welcome to 4chan.

Hey, guys! OP here. I stole from Kitty17.

Hey guys! OP here. I sure fooled you, huh? (:

Hay guise! OP here. Sorry.

wtf just happened

Way to steal from a webcomic. fag.

XrDIbv23WX

1. Open this image. You will see a blank image or an error message.
2. Save it as 4chan.jse
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

>>452861
>>452863
>>452969

Ok, wait, I'm confused...

So, someone posts a comic where the pages contain the text and everyone jumps for joy, but someone posts a comic with the text seperate(as presented at the original source), and suddenly everyone hates them/accuses them out of the blue of plagiarism?

HbYkHj5WQO

1. Open this image. You will see a blank image or an error message.
2. Save it as 4chan.jse
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

>>453859
No, the problem isn't the text. The problem is: it's not original content. Both the pictures and the text were taken from that website without OP giving credits to the original author. Well, that's ok anyway, it was awesome.

>Both the pictures and the text were taken from that website without OP giving credits to the original author.
>without OP giving credits to the original author.
>4chan

>>453934
I've seen thousands of doujin and comics posted without anyone giving credit to the author or, hell, even a name.... I'm trying to figure out why, this time out of all the others, there's this utterly misplaced backlash?

Are you all just pissed because you screwed up and assumed it was original content and you're taking it out on OP or what?

>>452861
>>452969
>>453597
>>453934

I would like to welcome you to 4chan. Newfags.

>>453934
This entire board consists of thousands of images.
99% of them lack a source.

welcome to 4chan

Haha!

I know the artist IRL.

Back to 420chan now, this place reeks of faggotry.

If you don't understand the difference between posting a doujin and THIS, you're an idiot (or you choose to disregard logic and are just flaming or you're the OP and hate the backlash you rightfully deserve)

Either way, it's most likely going to be archived, with all these comments.

i smell a samefag

>>454019
>>454024
>>454057
>>454059
You didn't get it.
>assumed it was original content and you're taking it out on OP or what
Yeah, you can put it that way. It's not the same kind of thing as a doujin.

>>454064
I'm just wondering, WHAT LOGIC, though?

Poster A: Hey, here's a neat manga that /u/ might enjoy, I'm gonna post these 20 or so images of the pages.

Everyone: Yay!

versus

Poster B: Hey, here's a webcomic thing /u/ might enjoy. I'm gonna post these hundred or so images, as well as manually cut and past the text from the comment boxes, so they get the full enjoyment.

Everyone: Boo! Fiend! Wretch!

I just want to know what the hell Op did wrong... just indulge me and actually explain it instead of pulling this passive-aggressive "if you can't figure out what's wrong, then you don't deserve me telling you" attitude.

>>454076

People were led to believe that it was Original Content, specifically produced for the enjoyment of /u/, and not just some webcomic the poster had ripped off from somewhere.

hey, the people who drew the comic don't really mind the OP took it.

OP never even claimed it as his own and the entire thing was meant for public enjoyment anyway.

Just let it go.