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Tail Spider GO!

In the left jar is a white tail spider that was caught while crossing a wall above my computer.
I have kept it in there for 4 days and is most probably starving.

It's common prey is the common house spider

Daddy mother fucking long legs.

WHOEVER WINS HUMANITY LOSES

Daddy long legs ftw

This is going to be an incredibly long thread.

In the right jar is a daddy long leg white is a hopeless spider that is most likely to die

If you place bets on this spider, you're better off fucking your mother

Niggers.. Whiteys always win.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

white tail

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

daddy long legs is not a spider.

The Daddy Long-legs will win that fight easily. They eat other spiders.

So it won't be so much as a fight, but a dining experience.

Bets placed? Okay.

I will now place the daddy long leg into the white tail's jar

DADDY LONG LEGS FTW

THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TOUGH THEY EAT CARPENTER ANTS FOR BREAKFAST

A CHALLANGER APPEARS !!!

>>46772041

Daddy Long Legs, it'll fuck that cunt up.

They'll friendly coexist.

>>46772137
why is there a HANDGUN on your desk???

They will work together to escape and devour OP in his sleep

One of my dad's friends got bitten by a white tail on his big toe and they had to amputate it. They said it wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't like 50. Owned.

>>46772122
gb2 wikipedia

>>46772140
>>46772140
>>46772140
>>46772140

Daddy Longlegs actually has one of the more deadly varieties of venom among spiders. However, they do not have mandibles with which to bite a Human.

They won't fight, same as if you put a wasp and a spider in a jar together. They'll just maintain their distance.

>>46772110

OH NOES

>>46772176

You can't tell that's a toy?

>>46772176

Because that looks incredibly real.

I almost got taken down by a white tail last night... this thread is fate. I threw the wigga outside though, there was to be no brutal comp.

>>46772230

Untrue. It's one of those bullshit facts made up in pubs by bored retards.

>>46772176

So OP can shoot himself in case they escape and attempt to murder him

>>46772230

Myth busted.

>>46772176
It's for an hero if this thread fails.

a challanger appears !!!!!!!!!!

>>46772122
fuck off yes it is

>>46772176
calm down its not even real.

>>46772176
PROTIP: it's not fucking real
PROOF: i fucking have the exact same one on my desk left over from a halloween party

>>46772230
wrong, their venom is not that deadly, not is their enough to even cause much pain let alone death if it bit you

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

>>46772230

Lies and faggotry. Learn you a book, fool.

Daddy longlegs (whether a Spider of a Harvestman (look it up)) has no venom effective on humans.

Well fellas

The daddy long leg is in, but there snot much movement going on.

Thi IS going to be a long night.

Need ideas on how to speed shit up.

I WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING ACTION I HAVE 50 BUCKS PLACED ON THIS FIGHT GOD DAMN IT

>>46772395

Rattle the fucking jars

And then stick your hand in

>>46772395
Microwave Death Match

>>46772395

Shake jar, or put a praymantis in there.

>>46772395
>>46772395
blow some smoke in

shake that motherfucker

>>46772428
No stick your PENIS in

BE AN HERO

>>46772444

That could work. You could put them both in the microwave for a last man standing kind of thing.

>>46772395
Make them fight for food?

>>46772395

PENIS in jar.

or lower a ceiling fan like on celebrity death match, Chris Rock vs Adam Sandler.

PENIS in jar!

Protip: Insert more arthropods.

Protip: arachnids are arthropods too.

try this with beta fish, they are very territorial and will fight to the death

PENIS in microwave

Is that a daddy long legs or a crane fly???

>>46772122
The Daddy Long-legs in OP's jar is a Pholcidae, not an Opiliones.

lrn2 biology

>>46772528

Now we're getting somewhere

CUM IN ONE OF THE JARS AND LET THEM CRAWL INTO YOUR DICKHOLE

Insert food inside,and watch them fight over who gets to it eat

I officially give up women.

I completely and fully realize by now that I will never, ever get the girlfriend I want. Hell... even ugly chicks have the guts to tell me I'm not good-looking enough for them. Fucking bitches.

No. It's not gonna happen. I'm not seeking comfort, and you wouldn't give it to me anyway. Just stating a fact, and at the same time, I'm wondering if anyone else has concluded the same. Have you?

I really wasted a lot of time on trying to get those cold sluts to want me. I could have created some fine art with that time. Oh, well. I shall not waste any more time. I'm gonna spend all my time working from now on.

It's hopeless.

Holy shit, I'm going to microwave a spider . I totally never thought of this.

Worst case scenario, mutant spider bites me and I become spiderman.

Preemptive question, how do I shot web?

>>46772474
won't work. Spiders are immune to fire.

>>46772395
Put that gun to one of their heads and say "FIGHT THAT BITCH OR I'LL BLOW YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BRAINS OUT"

>>46771891

MORE PICS LESS TEXT

GO DADDY GO

>>46772428

Suggestion taken

Not much happened.

The white tail's cobweb got fucked up though

>>46772110
get that icanhazcheezburger shit off of /b/, newfag.

>>46772562
To the Daddy Long-legs, the White Tail spider IS food.

>>46772541

spider = spider

>>46772639

It must have been making a defensive structure or some shit

>>46772605
i dunno lol

>>46772639
Did you... did you just stick your PENIS in that jar?

>>46772230
you're the biggest fuckin retard on this site

watch mythbusters

lurk moar

>>46772639

PENIS SILHOUETTE

I officially give up spiders.

I completely and fully realize by now that I will never, ever get the super power I want. Hell... even ugly spiders have the guts to tell me I'm not cool enough for them. Fucking spiders.

No. It's not gonna happen. I'm not seeking comfort, and you wouldn't give it to me anyway. Just stating a fact, and at the same time, I'm wondering if anyone else has concluded the same. Have you?

I really wasted a lot of time on trying to get those cold sluts to want me. I could have created some fine art with that time. Oh, well. I shall not waste any more time. I'm gonna spend all my time working from now on.

It's hopeless.

There's a bigass whitetail outside my window.
As long as he stays out there.
Funny that they're about the most dangerous non-human thing in the country...

>>46772678
An Opiliones is an arachnid, but not a spider.

>>46772395
Slowly start removing the oxygen and replacing it with kool-aid

They get along and both live

>>46771891

GET THE GODDAMN SHOW ON THE ROAD.

>>46771891

Parker louis is observing.

any progress?

It's a very dull fight

I tired shaking the jar up moar but the whitetail got wrapped up in its cobweb

>>46772739
you have won the internet

>>46772887
It's over, Whitetail. I have the high ground.

If they both have common food source (I really have no idea what spiders eat) - put in the jar.
I guess they will start fighting on the food

Seriously, put that shit in the microwave

Maybe they're trying to be friends? :)

>>46773025

Fuck yes it is.

>>46773029
The PENIS is a food source worth fighting over.

Go outside and get more insects.
and a lady bug.

>>46773029
spiders eat bugs dumb shit....didnt you ever watch the magic school bus?

a challenger appears

>>46773029
Common food is insects and spiders.

Put another spider in the jar! Three way dance!

Op's friend here: Daddy long legs is being a dick, it's continuously going up to the lid.

>>46773080
Yea I saw the whitetail on the daddylong legs top 8.

>>46773206

bollocks, he has no friends
lol u haev no frends

>>46773206
Push it back down with your PENIS.

I'll give you an update

A cobweb with has a dead mosquito in it is stuck to the white tail's leg

The daddy longleg keeps on climbing up to the jar

They've been sitting frozen for about 5 mins now

No wait, the daddy long leg has climbed up to the jar again

FUCKING NIGGER

>>46773266
Op's friend here: I don't has one. D:

1. Capture another more aggressive type of arthropod.
2. Insert stick in jar.
3. Aggravate daddy long legs and white tail
4. Quickly introduce 3rd specimen to associate the prior attack with the introduction of this arthropod.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!

>>46773377
Rent-a-cock.com

Fill the jar with bees.

>>46773371

eat both of those fuckers.

add some jedi

>>46773420
Wow. That's an actual site.

bug spray.
spiders go insane when they get sprayed

1. Place white tail and daddy-long-legs in jar.

2. Insert dick in said jar.

3. Fap.

>>46773453

and you're an actual faggot.

Exchange both spiders with jews.

>>46773394
DO IT OP.

>>46773377
so theres a female on my internets D:<

>>46773420
>>46773453
>>46773472
i lol'd

>>46773472
and you're an actual lover of faggots

they wont fight each other. and anyways the white tip will win since daddy long legs have small fangs and are incapable of piercing the exoskeleton of the white spider, just let them go it's all in favor of the white tip.

If you can somehow glue tiny swords and shields to them, you'll probably have your own tv show.

>>46773488
nope just a eunuch

>>46773496
I maul'd

ITT: Fail and AIDS

>>46773554
Would mini flame throwers suffice?

>>46773394
i lol'd

Fill jar with bees.
Then friend and OP should slide both their PENIS's into the jar simultaneously rub until orgasm.

put a mouse in there

Round 1 over

Result is a tie

Never knew spiders are such jews...

>>46773754
ARGHGRHGHHHHHH

spray something in the jar, air freshner, deodorant, anything.
also find a house spider and place it in there

>>46773754
I've always let daddy long legs live, since I thought they killed other spiders. I kill every other spider I see in the house.

This isn't looking good for future generations of daddy long legs...

Insert the jar into your mothers huge gaping VAGINA and let them crawl into her.
They will proceed to, no joke, crawl into her brain and take control of her.
She will shot web out of her ovaries, without need to ask how to.

put an elephant in there and watch

Spray bug spray all over your PENIS and agitate them.

MICROWAVE DEATHMATCH

DO IT FAGGOT

Put a scorpion in there.

action must be taken!
do something!

>>46773907
lol wut?

>>46773754
FFS.

I guess white tail isn't hungry, otherwise it would eat the daddy long legs.

They are probably way to scared to fight each other. If you ask me, your shaking of their jar only makes matters worse.

I think that if you let them be for a longer while, they'd calm down and look for food. Not seeing any, they might even try kicking each other's asses.

ill bet on the long leg, hes got reach advantage!

ROUND 2

RAEP

Try harder cockasians. The black one is gonna bend the white one over on its leg and start pouncing on its butt (if it has one.)

Take them out of the jars and place them in an enclosed natural environment, then wait a couple of hours until they settle in. Whichever gets hungry first will attempt to eat the other.

The likelihood of a struggle within the jars is slim.

>>46774289

OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT DON'T LET IT CUM! THEY'LL GIVE BIRTH TO SUPERSPIDERS!!!!

(cruise control...you lovin it?)

GIVE THEM SPIDERS SOME MOTHERFUCKING MOTIVATION TO FIGHT

try poking those little fuckers, thats sure to work

>>46774289
UPDATE, NIGGER!

>>46774289
OH FUC-

gogofgogogogoogoogooogpgoooo

heres a good example of cruel cruel irony, the daddy long leg spider has 1 of the deadliest venoms in the world, and no teeth to administer the venom...HAHAHAHAHAHAH

SHOULD I /b/??

UPDATE PLS!

>>46772639
white tails don't make webs they hunt other spiders

>>46774590

no but he has a PENIS and right now he is forcibly ramming that venom filled PENIS into the whitetail!

BUTTSEX

>>46774590
fucking newfag. myth busted fucknozzle

>>46774618

no

>>46774618
yes yes yes!

>>46774678
gtfo

>>46774618
Just a bit.

>>46774590
Indeed, pholcid spiders do have a short fang structure (called uncate). However, brown recluse spiders also have uncate fang structure, but are able to deliver medically significant bites.

that's a myth :/

>>46774590
heres a good example of cruel cruel irony, this guy has 1 of the best batches of semen in the world, and no PENIS to administer the semen...HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>46774618

fuck that shit, only spray the winner. if he survives that shit crown him epic gladiator and make him fight increasingly larger animals.

THAT GOT THEM GOING

White tail went crazy

Now theyve stopped

And they smell nice

>>46774768
i lol'd

decorate the jar with sum motivationalposters and they will surely become motivated to fight :3

>>46774590
come back to 4chan after you graduate middle school

Lol I remember when that guy was updating about a praying mantis he found in his office and he ended up cutting it in half with scissors.

>>46774798

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

this is the best goddamned thread on /b/ since i started my shift 8 hours ago...

ITT: Wasp Factory

>>46774798
Deodorant + FIRE
DO IT FAGGOT

>>46774590
you're a stupid nigger, watch mythbusters.

>>46774910
get another one of those VS these pussy spiders!

spray them. do it.

STOP HURTING THESE LITTLE FRIENDS, YOU ARE SUPPOSE D TO SET THEM FREE.. NOT TORTURE THEM? I CRY IN GRIEF OVER THESE SMALL DUMPLES

STOP HURTING THESE LITTLE FRIENDS, YOU ARE SUPPOSE D STICK IT IN THEIR POOPER.. NOT TORTURE THEM? I CRY IN GRIEF OVER THESE SMALL DUMPLES

fuck this thread, I'm going to sleep.
I root for the DLL

SUGAR WATER NIGGER

DO IT

>DUMPLES


I lol'd

Okay /b/

I sprayed the jar with deoderant

Seems that the white tail is dead now


Goodnight Sweet Prince

I declare that the daddy long leg is winrar by surviving the deodorant attack... just.

This thread is the first win I've seen in FOREVER.

>>46775007
What's a 'dumple'?

MICROWAVE

>>46774648

Spiders differ from other arachnids because they can spin webs. If the white tail couldn't shot web, it wouldn't be called a spider.

SMASH THE WINNER WITH YOUR iPOD SHUFFLE

>>46775101
kill it with fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>>46775101

FUCK YOU GOD DAMNED WITE TAIL I HAD FUCKING MONEY RIDING ON YOU YOU COCKSUCKER IF YOU WEREN'T DEAD ALREADY I'D FUCKING KILL YOU MYSELF!!!!

THIS FIGHT WAS FUCKING FIXED!

FUCK YOU /b/! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!

>>46775106
Douche, wrong chan.

Marisa says:
yay they took me deodorant advice
Marisa says:
!
Marisa says:
Okay /b/

I sprayed the jar with deoderant

Seems that the white tail is dead now


Goodnight Sweet Prince

I declare that the daddy long leg is winrar by surviving the deodorant attack... just.
ZCO says:
lawl
ZCO says:
IT ISNT DEAD
ZCO says:
IT WILL GET BACK UP
Marisa says:
why do u say that
ZCO says:
cos its a spider
ZCO says:
they are powered by dark emotions

Should have played some Battle Music to get them going.

It's a well known fact that Daddy Long Legs can bubbles and need a nerf.

WHITE TAIL FANS EVERYWHERE QQ

BRACING FOR FAILPACT.

has it eaten the dead one yet?

>>46775234

OP here, i lol'd

Daddy long leg is almost dead

>>46774913

Why thankyou anon, I try my best

THREAD IS EPIC FAIL. Only the microwave idea can save it now.

>>46775317
LIGHT THE JAR ON FIRE GO

make a tiny boat and give the dead spider a viking style funeral, you know setting it on fire and sailing it.

I bet the spiders are going to have secks.

burn mdfka burn

boring shit.
try putting lots of ants in the jar

>>46775438
This is epic.

>>46775317

I would but it would wake everyone in the house up

Now as the daddy long leg returned to it's jar, I bid the white tail farewell.

Please pick up your winnings at the gate, have your ticket ready, as you will need it.

>>46775137
http://museumvictoria.com.au/spiders/detail.aspx?id=20&pic=0
Web type
Does not build a web.

EPIC

>>46775495
see>>46775438

dear op,

you've entertained me and for that, i thank you.

love,

anonzzz

is it too late to add this to jar?

DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS SHIT WORKS?

eat the white tail
and post pics

my gf is gonna fukken kill me....that was our rent money...

>>46775623
Epic lulz

>>46775438
DO IT, OP.

>>46775692
stop screaming "epic" to anything colored

>>46775438

OP Here, in the process of making a boat

Suggestion noticed

yesterday I captured a mosquito and cut off its wings. watching the mosquito being dumb around the table was slighty more boring than this.

lol

>>46775510

It can make silk, it is a spider. Just because it doesn't make a nest(web) doesn't mean it can't produce silk. ALL SPIDERS PRODUCE SILK! THATS WHY THEY ARE SPIDERS!

>>46775774

EPIC!!!!

YOU FUCKING PUSSY FAGGOT, TORTURING DEFENSELESS INSECTS
DOES YOU FEEL A BIG MAN, HUH BIG MAN?

IT'S FUNNY WHEN HUMANS DIE, BECAUSE WE DESERVE IT. BUT THAT SPIDER, WHAT THE FUCK HAS IT DONE TO YOU

>>46775844
it gets more epic winz

>>46776059
well played

>>46775774

EPIC!

You realize daddy long legs aren't silk producing spiders and if I recall correctly aren't really spiders at all.

>>46776029

catapillars can make silk.

Goodnight Sweet Prince

I'll light it on fire tomorrow, as it is 2:10am

Thankyou, and goodnight.

Careful, spiders are known to play dead when threatened then come back for EPIC VENGEANCE!

gg

>>46776029
i never said the white tail couldn't make webs, only that it didn't
>>46776273
depends if u talk about the insect daddy long legs or the spider daddy long legs

Wow, you invented Real life pokemon.

>>46776279
haha gj OP

USfag here: I am going to go with the white tail. We have daddy long legs here they aren't so tough. However all my life I have heard stories about how Australia has evil killer spiders.

>>46776279

That's some viking shit right there.

>>46776585
I laughed so hard upon reading this.

ps: best thread in awhile. Thank you anon.

>>46776273

OP here

Did some research on wikipedia.

the daddy longleg I captured is infact a spider.

You are thinking about a harvestman, which is an arachnid but not a spider.
it's scientific name is Opiliones

As for the spider I have in the jar, is a Pholcidae.

For moar info goto

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daddy_long-legs_spider
for the spider

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvestman
for the arachnid that is not a spider

THAT SHOULD CLEAN UP SHIT FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK DADDY LONG LEGS AREN'T SPIDERS

Also read this for people who think they are the most venomous spider in the world

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daddy_long-legs_spider#Misconceptions

learn to mythbusters, seriously.

>>46776656

well, if you'd bothered to read the fucking thread, you'd have discovered that you've already LOST THE GAME you fucking faggot

>>46776656
wai to fail the white tail is already dead.
also in your myth busters you forgot to mention the crane fly
i live in the UK and soo many fucking retards here argue that it is the "most poisonous spider in the world but it has no teeeths lol"

>>46776696

Slight burning sensation from one bite? THERES HUNDREDS OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS EVERY YEAR! Put a human in a vat of them and close the lid, there.. see how the "burning sensation" is then. Fuck.

SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

>>46776906
Seconded

Daddy long legs aren't spiders fagot

>>46776899
>>46776953
cancer

>>46776279
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELLLLL

>>46777035

They might be Leo's...

>>46777185

Gemini

archive this shit

>>46776585
Deodorant continues to rain down
Daddy Long Leg was hurt by the deodorant
Thite Tail was hurt by the deodorant
It's super effective!
White Tail fainted
_subjectname_ lost the battle

>>46777185
HAHA. I lol'd.. Mainly because I am leo and I made that post.. Rawr >:3

>>46777280

Op here

I named him George

GG OP, lulz for 9 minutes of scrollin down

>>46776635
uhhh l2readb4post

>>46777094

Lol that rome not vikings

>>46777469
Uhhh learn to translate abbreviations. Gj= Good job. Derp.

>>46776210
Go back to China you faggot.
CHING CHONG

deoderant raaaain
daddy long legs stays dry and white tail feels the pain
deoderant raaaaaaaaaain

thread = win

>>46777871

good one

this thread is full of win

someone archive this

>>46777642
Greece, not Rome.

>>46777871

lulz

>>46777837
I thought Chinese people made silk.

CHINSESES = SPIDERS

>>46778004

if you think its so great archive it yourself you lazy asshole.

>>46778069

i did my bit already

DO THIS FAGGOT DIG A REASONABLY SIZED HOLE THAN PUT A FLATTENED CARDBOARD BOX AT THE BOTTOM FO A FLAT SURFACE THAN YO CAN FILL IN THE SIDES A LITTLE BIT SO THAT THERES ISNT A WAY FOR THEM TO FALL THRU. THEN GO OUT AND FIND A NICE BIG RED ANT COLONY AND TAKE A HUGE SHOVEL SCOOP AND GET AS MUCH SHIT AS YOU CAN (KICKING AREAS OUT SIDE THE COLONY OF WHERE YOU WILL STEAL/SAMPLE WILL HAVE THEM SWARM SO YOU CAN GET MOAR IF YOU PISS EM OFF THEN SCOOP) AND RUN TO YOUR HOLE AND DUMP IT IN (NOW TRY NOT IT GET AS LITTLE DIRT AS YOU CAN IN THE BOX- BUT THERE IS STILL GONNA BE A SHITLOAD UNLESS IF YOU DO MY PISS EM OFF TIP) THEN GO FIND A NEW COLONY FAR AWAY FROM THE FRESHLY RAEPD COLONY AND DO THE SAME SHIT I TOLD YOU EARLIER AND DUMP THE LITTLE SHITS IN WITH THEIR "FRIENDS" AND SINCE THEY WILL PROBABLY NOT BE OF THE SAME COLONY SO THEY WILL BE PISSED AND WIL FIGHT LIKE NIGGERS.... DO IT FGT AND POST PIX PLOX

Is there a problem here?

>>46778233
i lol'd

>>46778226

OP here

1. It's 2:46am now, pitch black outside.
2. I live in Australia and we don't have red ant colonies
3. Cant be fucked even if we did have red ant colonies

>>46773377

wtf... I can't believe it hasn't been said until now, but:

TITS. NOA. Better not have left.

Awwww man, deodorant? You should have bled in the jar, so they go crazy looking for prey.

NEW SPIDER! NOW!

DO IT AUS FAG

find women spiders for the champ to fuck

actually, get like 8 girl spiders and make them fight tournie style

the winner fucks the daddy long legs

then you make super babies

make them fight the parents when they come of age

continue such a process (you just lost the game) until the ultimate spider remains

then put him up against a Goliath beetle

Until next time...

I love you anon, i really do

Keeping this alive, keeping this alive

>>46780354

Request to archive would help too

I IS DOING IT ( ARCHIVE )

OH WAIT DISREGARD THAT SUBMITTED ALREADY.