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>>495149
Make their parents replace all that shit, damn.

>>495158
Oh ya, parents are smartasses too,
"THEY'RE LIVEBREEDERS AREN'T THEY? YOU'LL GET ALL THOSE FISH BACK IN NO TIME!"

>>495162

How the fuck did you let that fly

I'd physically throw the kids out of my house

>>495162
Never mind they pretty much destroyed the tank as well?

facepalm.jpeg

Kid had four goldfish in just a small plain bowl, literally nothing in it, and just tap water.
"WHY ARE MY FISH JUMPING OUT OF THE BOWL AND DYING?"

Let kid who wants to play with the hamster hold it, she drops it, it runs BEHIND THE FUCKING TV?!?!?!

"it's playing hide and seek :D"

Baby second cousin squeezed the shit out of some young kittens I rescued. I stopped her before I had dead kittens, and my Aunt was all "lol what's the problem, cats are a dime a dozen out here." Which is true, but dammit those were my babies.

Dear Christ, OP, rip the shit out of the guests. How much did the entire set up cost you? Sue for that amount.

Rage Story:
* Horse at my first place of work shows classic signs of pain, but everyone just says "hurr durr he's just crazy, mind your business you 17 year old idiot, Anon" (in before b&, this was over 10 years ago)
* Horse goes super-crazy and deposits owner/rider on her head, cracking her neck and putting her in hospital
* Horse is then investigated thoroughly, they find such bad arthritis in his back that all his vertebrae were fused & he was in constant pain
* Horse is put to sleep

I raged SO hard.

>>495190
(Neighbors cat)
OH LOOK, A LOCAL STRAY AND OUR CAT ARE IN LOVE.
(diseased stray, their cat dies, it's babies all die horribly)
THAT WAS THE DEVILS BEAST (overtly christian neighbors)

>> This thread

My friend's aunt and her family cultivated land near a beautiful lake surrounded by an equally beautiful old forest. Many uncommon and rare birds and other animals lived there. But there were also feral cats born from the aunt's barn cats -- many of them.

"Fuck, why doesn't your aunt do something about them? Like call someone to catch them, kill them, whatever?"

"They're so cute lol"

>>495198
Samefagging it up:

* Hear that a horse I've known for years (headstrong but behaves if he respects you) at the Riding for the Disabled group had started trying to kick people when he's being groomed around his belly/groin
* Go down there to help out for the day
* Discover that, while every horse has their own brush kit, the only brush in there is a rough one for scraping off mud
* They were using said brush on said horses crotch and wondering why they'd turned him into a kicking, biting monster
* Rage ensued
* Story ends with my mother and I BUYING soft face/belly brushes for every horse at the RDA and forcing them into the brush kits

And this was a horse who my mother had leased before, so he's like a member of the family to me, even if I don't actually own him. Luckily he's with people he respects again now, and treated right, so I don't have to rage for him anymore. Pic related; him at a horse show this year.

"HOLY SHIT DON'T POKE MY DOG OR PET IT SO HARD"

I was not yet alive for this rage, but some neighbor kid shot my parent's blue tabby cat in the leg with a BB gun. They couldn't prove it was him, and they had the leg amputated...

Though I guess this story has a happy ending, Tom lived until I was 17. Old cat was old.

* Showing dog to neighbourhood kids
* They see the dark patches of skin on her belly that a lot of pied dogs have
* "OMG THAT DOG'S GOT AIDS!!11!/!!1"

....less rage and more total speechlessness at that one, to be honest.

moar plez

>>495237
seems like a cool kid, also i doubt a bb gun could damage a leg enough to warrant amputation

>>495149
Why the fuck weren't the parents watching thier damn kids..fuck what stupid ass kids come up with ideas to do shit like that....did they at least lecture them in something afterward or just give the old excuse 'they didn't know better'

OHMYGOD YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO PULL HIS TAIL FEATHER--AGHHH!!!!

>>495237
reminded me of rage i was also not (aware) for.

I was about a year old, my 71 year old grandmother was baby sitting me.
While sitting in the living room, suddenly there was a drunk man opening our screen door.
said drunk man ( our neighbor) walks in, and has a fucking shot gun.
said neighbor proceeds to shoot our lab mix, Basker in front of me, my grandmother and the dog's two brothers, Peewee and Goliath.

my 71 year old grandmother then runs to my neighbors house (up a huge hill) to call my parents while the dog runs around the house bleeding everywhere before dieing.

the other two dogs were under a couch and in a closet, respectively. mind you these were large German Shepard/lab mixes.

fucker was convicted of a felony and had the gun he used taken away. He still lives within view of my house.
My grandmother attained a heart condition from this and was put on a pace maker a week later.

TL;DR guy shoots my dog in my house. is an asshole.

>>495284
he had more than the gun taken away, if you commit a felony with a firearm you can never legally own guns again, so chances are you won't have to worry about him shooting your dogs anymore, unless he buys a gun illegally

>>495284
holy fucking rat piss.

i'm usually the person getting raged at when people say LOL HOLD MY SNAKE SHE'S TOTALLY FINE and don't warn me about how close i should let it get to anything with its head and end up being struck at.

A few years ago, I had adopted a beagle mix from the animal shelter. Well, I'm sure most of you know that beagles are a hunting breed and will wander off after a scent at the first chance you give them; which is the reason why I always kept him inside, in a crate, when I was away from home... and on a leash when we went out.

Well, my fucktard grandmother came over to my house one day when I was gone (for god knows what reason) and saw the dog in it's kennel. Like most old ass people, she goes by what she learned BACK IN THE DAY HUHHRDUHHRR, specifically how back then, I assume her family always let her dogs roam where ever the fuck they want to.

Long story short, she let the dog outside with no supervision, dog wanders off and get hit by a car. Her excuse? "It's a dog! It shouldn't be in that crate all day" and because she's such a fucking idiot and assumed before she asked, she was unaware of the fact that I took the dog walking twice a day and gave it other forms of exercise too; I had put it in its kennel for thirty fucking minutes to go to the store. Even after that, she still said "Well beagles are supposed to wander! What did you expect?" That really fucking pissed me off right there. She KNEW they get lost/killed easily and she STILL let it outside. "WELL THAT'S WHY I KEEP IT INSIDE OR ON A LEASH YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" I proceeded to yell at her to get the fuck out of my house because I don't want to talk to her anymore. Yes, I made my own grandmother cry. No, I am not sorry for it.

She killed my best friend just because she's too stuck on what was the norm back in the '50s-'60s to learn that nowadays RESPONSIBLE pet owners keep their dogs contained and controlled, or at least supervise them when they're outside off-leash, ESPECIALLY a breed that will get lost if you take your eye off them for even a second. I still haven't forgiven her for this.

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU--

My little cousin twirling a gerbil by it's tail.
And then dropping it.
"whoops!"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>495272
ehh...actually... my rage, was really a rage (and I admit, embarrassing)

"THEY'RE LIVEBREEDERS AREN'T THEY? YOU'LL GET ALL THOSE FISH BACK IN NO TIME!"
Once that was said.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!"
Family runs to the car, I was held back by a minister (Family just moved into the area, we were part of the welcoming committee). Push him back, grab a handful of gravel, and throw it at the car (did nothing but make the kids and wife scream *palm*)

Glad to know, nobody likes them and their selfish asses, and that their kids are smelly PSP playing outcasts.

>>495349
Eh... front yard, beneath the front door bushes kind of gravel.

Jesus tapdancing Christ i hate kids.

>>495305

Yeh, it's really responsible of you to put an animal in a cage where it can barely turn around and can't piss or shit for lying in it, can't eat, can't drink, and leave it in there for hours and hours on end. You're a wonderful pet owner. So humane.

When I was about seven or eight my elder brother had a terrible fear of rodents, and a generalised sadisim. So he developed a knack for catching wild mice alive, and tortured them to death. Think hammers, stable guns, wire etc. Very creative stuff. The rabbit stomper had nothing on him, trust me. And at least half of the pleasure her got from it was my distress as he forced me to watch.

Fast forward fifteen-odd years later. He's apparently grown out of that shit. I've house, dog, cat, and fish sat for him and his wife many times, all well-adjusted, well-trained animals, with no signs of being physically or mentally abused. (The GSDs, incidentally, have never needed to be locked in a tiny box in their own filth in order to train or restrain them, and the male is in fact a show/obedience dog with a lot of blue ribbons behind him. So fuck you.) Appropriate to my lifestyle, housing, and plans for the future, I have doe rats. Stupidly, I ask my brother if he wants to see them. He smiles.

"Only if I can bring a hammer."

Fucking cunt.

>>495349
what kinda cunt reasoning is that sure you can get them all back but..those where your fish...I am sure you where quite fond of them...they see them as fish..but there kind like your little buddies in glass tank...to see them and their 'home' destroyed by impudent retarded children that have no sense of respect for other peoples things must of been horrible. I believe you were quite right to be in such a rage, I also hope you made those bastards pay for the damages they caused. I must also like to know...where there heavy casualties where you able to save any of the ones they had on the floor? And do not worry I have also had a similar scene play out for me as well...all my little ghost shrimp..dead..because they thought it was funny to fish them out of the tank and see them jump on the ground...poor little guys..they even broke the big ghost ship I had in the tank. In total 6 shrimp died that day 3 I was able to rescue just in time, and one...one is MIA Cpt. Greentail...oh how he loved to stand on the mast of the ship during feeding...catching little pieces of food that drifted by while looking out towards his little sea...I like to think he's still alive..drifting upon his proud ship....waiting..and looking for the rest of his crew..

>>495363
*sigh* I tried saving the ones that were still slightly breathing, they get caught in the filter or, lay on their sides gasping, couldn't watch, and I just took them all out in a large ziploc with water in it, took them outside, poured the water out really quickly, and stomped on the bag...


The next week, they came and over and gave me half, HALF, a coffee cake. And while the whole family was trying to hide their shit eating grins, they said sorry.

Besides, I'm a Moralsfag (also I have to keep up some image, of the perfect CHRIST COUPLE)

>>495353
learn to read, he left it in there while he made a short trip to the store. 30min max.

>>495365
I woulda thrown that cake in the families face. I hate people who let kids do whatever they want.

>>495365
wow that sucks, having to stomp your buddies, must of been out of the water for quite some time for them to not be able to recover. I remember my betta was able to last about two minutes out of the water and was able to recover, little kids never let them touch your things.

>>495353
Either I'm being trolled hard, or you should learn to read.

I said it was in there for 30 minutes while I went to the store, not hours.

Look up "crate training", you fucking idiot, I was doing it right. I never left him in there for more than two hours at a time, and adult dogs can hold their piss and shit for way more then two hours.

Wow, I almost never rage at rage threads.

But pretty much every post succeeded in raising my blood pressure.

Great job /an/.

I remember playing with this nutcase girl when I was too little to know any better. When I was in high school, I heard she had unsurprisingly grown into a huge bitch. She had apparently gotten to a fight with her father once, I think it was about allowance or having a house party with her friends or both, I don't remember.

But, as some way of protesting against her father or a result of her being a selfish whore, she took the family's race horse and its carriage to the woods on a very rainy day without telling her father, got stuck into the mud with the carriages and startled the horse so it ran off and collided with a car. The horse was put down.

>>495190
you should have kicked the kid then be like "lol whats the problem just make another one"

I had a 20 gallon long in college with a blue crayfish and some fancy guppies. I leave for a week and tell my roomate not to do anything about the aquarium, I had put a 7 day feeder block in and it should be fine.

I return a week later to a huge frat party and an abnormally murky brown tank. I fish around a little bit and pull out an empty bottle of cheap ABC brand whiskey. Everything in the tank was fucking dead. Roomate hadn't seen me yet, so I shit on his laptop's keyboard, close it, and throw it in the toilet. Then I left and spent the night at a friend's place.

I return the next day and pretended that I was just getting back, re-saw the tank, and flipped out on him. He was underage, and his frat was already on probation for serving alcohol to minors, so I threaten to rat on him and his douchebag friends unless he paid for the fish.

I fooled around with the cash register at work and made a fake reciept saying the crayfish cost $120 (it was wild-caught), and the dumbass paid me every cent plus $50 because he "felt really bad about it"

>>495400
a defender of justice! So did he ever bring up the story about how he discovered his laptop covered in shit?

>>495177

THAT happened when I let my cousin hold my hamster back when we were like 5 (me) and 9 (her). She took it outside to "Get fresh air", dropped it, and it ran through a crack into the neighbor's yard....the neighbor had a doberman. Goodbye fucking Snowball

>>495420

*crack in the fence into the neighbor's yard

And because I thought of another story- I had a friend who bought a little skink when her brother bought a snake. She thought it was so cute until she realized that you actually had to go get it food. After a few months the tank disappeared and upon questioning, she said she got rid of it because the skink died. I took her word on it and didn't think about it again until I helped her move about 3 years later. I got into the garage and started moving junk around when I found the old tank under a pile of crap in the furthest corner of the garage. It needed to be cleaned out (still had sand in it) so I went to pour it out. Something that was hiding under the sand fell out and bolted.

IT WAS THE FUCKING SKINK. She just put it in her garage and left it there to die. I guess it managed to live off spiders and shit for those 3 years but I still can't figure out how it got water. Haven't spoken to the cunt since.

>>495429
WHAT THE FUCK THAT SKINK IT IS THE MONSTER IN REC

>>495398
Oh dear god, I hope her father punched her.

>>495418
no, he just assumed it was a result of the party. Him finding it a few hours later that morning was hilarious though. Apparently people urinated and shit on top of it, even after seeing it in there.

>>495453
hahaha the gift that just keeps on giving, good work.

>>495429
I live in Florida and my parents own a small convenience store/grocery. Sometime in April I was working the register for them and I left the door open for some fresh air and to cool the place down. One of those little anoles (another little lizard thing) ran in through the front door and behind some boxes. I shut the door, but I couldn't catch the guy.

He isn't really a big nuisance, can't damage any boxes or products or anything and I'm pretty sure he eats spiders and ants and shit. Every now and then he runs out into the open and just dares me to try and catch him. As soon as I move he fucking jets behind something. Sometime he goes up to the glass storefront and displays (see pic) for a female on the other side. It's been 4 months now and he's still fine, so those things must be fucking hardy.

The only thing I'm worried about is that he'll die and stink up the place or something.

>>495457
forgot pic

Over here my roommates have this dog. It isn't my dog so I don't much bother with it and keep to myself; however the little thing is the single most idiotic, untrained, psychotic energetic Pit ever that sometimes I'd take him out and train him on occasion. I'd walk into the room to properly punish the dog instead of SCREAMING AT IT like they seemed to think would work (despite not working the last 20 times). I tell them yelling is just barking back at the dog, no one listens.
I trained it to walk well on a leash after some difficulty. I try to walk it a few weeks later, after they've been 'working with him'?
FUCKER IS AT LEAST 20x MORE OF A HORRIBLE UNTRAINED PIECE OF SHIT THAN HE EVER WAS BEFORE.
To make things more rage-inducing, every time I come into the room to settle the dog down or handle something, everyone goes "oh yay, the dog will listen to her!"
NEWSFLASH: IT IS NOT BECAUSE I AM FUCKING ELIZA THORNBERRY AND CAN TALK TO IT'S STUPID ASS. Everyone treats me like I'm just magic and at this point in time, I've pretty much given up on this. Everything I do to work with the dog is completely shat on later. Let them cry when he gets taken away.
(bonus rage: I warned them not to get a pit over and over because they are extremely stubborn and require delicate training. He had to get one because it was 'a manly dog' and he 'couldn't be seen walking some poodle or something')

>>495469

haha...as if the only breeds that exist in the whole world are pits, poodles, or chihuahuas...

And as to everyone shitting all over your training, I can relate. We got a 'family dog' chow mix and everytime she does something bad (i.e. biting when you try to brush her) she is showered with "OOOITS OKAY BABY LOVE LOVE LOVE". When I try to do it the proper way (by not validating the dog's behavior) I'M the one who gets scolded for not 'showing the dog love'. And when I try to explain.....I'm told 'You're not always right.'....

>>495472
MY PARENTS FUCKING DO THAT!!! Ever since I was 13 FFS, they say I always think I'm right, even when I present scientific evidence, they just ignore me or make some lame-ass excuse. No pets, though. However, if I had to choose a dog, It'd be a poodle (smartest breed) or German Sheppard (loyal and smart.)

>>495480

Poodles are pretty fucking awesome, especially if you don't tease out their fur to make them poofy. They require a shit ton of grooming though so just remember that.

Also, Poodle is second smartest. Border Collie is the smartest. I've wanted one of those since 5th grade but lack the space/ability to provide the necessary exercise for that type of dog.

Rage story: Cousin bought a chinchilla and treated it alright for awhile. She decided to clean out her room one morning and put its cage outside in the sun (no, not even in the fucking shade) while she worked. Once she was finished, she forgot to bring the chinchilla's cage back in and it sat outside for the next 8 hours while she went boozing. Oh, I should also mention that the temperature reached a record high that day. She came back to find that it had died of heat stroke. This probably wouldn't have made me rage so bad but she neglects all of her pets (leaves massive German Shepard in a 1 bedroom apartment 24 hours a day, takes it for 5 minute walks, wonders why he shits on the carpet; refuses to clean the cat's litter box for weeks at a time, wonders why cat shits on the carpet.....)

>>495492
*checks wikipedia*
You're right, border collie IS #1
Also, you should say something to that dumb bitch dude, srsly.

IT'S OKAY.

IT'S NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR KIDS.

IT'S A FUCKING GREAT DANE.

>>495499
Haha. I can see why people, especially paranoid mothers, would say that. It must be annoying but.

>>495498

Oh I did. Got the cat placed with her older sister (who actually knows how to take care of animals) but there's not much I can do about the German Shepherd....He lives in a 3 bedroom apartment now (but also has to share the space with cousin, her husband, their roommate and roommate's kid). I'd hope that at least one of them would be able to take the dog out (he's massive, as tall as a Great Dane with all the German Shepherd girth) but I wouldn't rate their collective IQ above 80.

Semi-rage story that actually ended well: A certain group of neighborhood kids would often go up to the fence where the German Shepherd lived. They'd scream abuse at him and throw rocks at his head then walk away laughing. Apparently it made their cocks huge to torment a huge dog while being protected by a wooden fence. Well, a couple weeks of that go by and someone forgets to lock the gate. Casey (the dog) wanders out into the front yard and just chills...until that group of little shits comes around the corner. They see Casey. Casey sees them.

Game over man.

>>495501
Well, it's not really annoying, just exasperating. It's pretty common for mothers, when they see me and the dog calmly walking towards them on the street, to grab their confused kids and run fretfully to the other side of the road. It stinks for the dog too, because he loves kids.

>>495499
>>495501

And those same people will think it's perfectly safe to walk up to those snappy little shit dogs who are more likely to bite than any giant breed

In kindergarten my neighbor had a Great Dane. He'd let all of the (small) children ride him like a pony. It was fucking awesome when he ran

>>495499
Aren't danes rediculously chill?

OP: I would rage so hard. I really wish I had kids come over and screw with my aquarium. All thats in there is a huge angry grouper, and a huge puffer. Both of them bite.

>>495502
FUCKING. WIN.
>>495503
That's too bad, man. Maybe you could have him visit hospitals. When I had surgery (tumor, named it takkun.) I had a lab come over to see me. We petted him for a few minutes, while he just chilled. Then he left.

Fun fact: didn't shit for 7 of the 8 days I was in the hospital, then got an enema.

>>495505
FFFFFFFUUUUUUU-
Nevermind about the dane. Thought your post was sarcastic about someone else having a dane with kids.

>>495505

Most large breeds are (being bred as protectors and such) like St Bernards, Great Pyrenees, Newfoundlands, etc. etc. The only 'large' dog I've found to be kind of on the uptight side are Akitas but they're perfectly fine with training. The kindest, most gentle dog I'd ever known was an Akita- nicknamed 'The Boyfriend' because he'd shower anyone with kisses, especially the ladies.

>>495506
:D
I forgot the second best part-- no one called the police. Casey got off scott-free.
Also lol at enemas and /sympathy

I know this guy that will just randomly go to a store on a whim and pick up a random "cool" pet. He'll show it off for a couple of weeks and then not give a shit about it anymore. It then gets either put under his stairs or in some random room and the only time he even gives them attention is when he cleans their cages, and I'm not talking hamsters and shit, he's had ferrets, chinchillas, birds, rabbits, etc. He lives with his mom and she does the same thing, bringing home random pets and then not giving a shit after a week.

He gets mice: they start breeding and breeding and breeding and eating each other and shit. He gives them away as snake food.

He gets a ferret: it's cool for like a week but he doesn't want to let it run around so it staid in its cage for about two years straight. I feel bad for it so I offer to babysit it. His mom spazzes out, worried that I'll mistreat it. I VOLUNTEER AT A FUCKING ANIMAL SHELTER!

They get a rabbit. The mom decides to give it a bath IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WINTER, puts it back under the stairs, it dies from pneumonia.

He's not all that bad, but he just doesn't seem to fucking understand that PETS ARE COMMITMENTS

My uncle used to have a German Shepard. Obviously, I say used to because it died. Of heat stroke. From being left outside ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS IN A TINY ASS CAGE IN THE BACKYARD WITH NO ONE CHECKING ON IT.

He bought a doberman to replace it. Last time I visited, the only change is that there's now also a tiny ass crate INSIDE to keep the dog in for hours and hours and hours.

>>495513
Shit, man! I'd kill to get a ferret. Fucking phases me how some of these people...just do shit like that.

>>495509
Thanks for the sympathy, it wasn't all bad. Plus, i like to make up stories about the scar.Stuff like ninjas, knife fights, bar fights, el chupacabra, Johny Depp having fire-hose cumshots, etc.

>>495506
Dude, that's... a really awesome idea. Thanks! There's a children's hospital that's only a 15 minute drive from here, too. I think I'll call them tomorrowand see if they're interested. This is why I love /an/~

>>495523
:-D

>>495519
That happened to a co-worker's dog-- he built a small fenced area in the middle of the yard with no shade and leaves his dogs in that for about 9 hours while he's at work He's pretty absent minded so it's unsurprising that he always forgot to leave water for them. Then the chocolate lab died of heat stroke/dehydration. At least her dying made him realize how fucktarded his set up is and now the other lab lives in the house.

I believe dogs can be perfectly well off by keeping them kenneled outside while at work if people would build them shade and give them water...

>>495521
And agreed, I'd love to have a ferret.

>>495513
If I offered to babysit for someone like that and got a similar reaction, I'd hope I'd have the wit to say something along the lines of 'Oh don't worry, I don't think I could neglect him anymore than he already is.'

>>495499


Eh. I don't see how a bit of wariness is a bad thing. I'm much more worried about what would happen if an unfamiliar kid ran up to our GSD and surprised her. She's fine with people/kids she knows, but she's getting on and she's getting a bit snappy when confronted with the unfamiliar. Sure it's annoying as hell if you get treated like a leaper because of your dog, but consider this: a Dane is at the perfect height to take off a kid's face, and has the jaws to do it. And no matter how well trained it is, a dog, any dog will occasionally have a bad day.

That said, I've spoken to professional dog groomers before; one of them had scars all over her hands. She told me that every single one of them was from a toy dog. She'd never been bitten by a large one.

Mind you, I can see a problem with the really paranoid mothers: "Don't go near any dogs, ever! They'll eat your face!" Nightmare fuel if ever there was, creating the next gen of dog phobes.

Was waiting for a bus one afternoon
when I noticed a women and her young daughter
walking their dogs (what looked to be a Pit and a Lab maybe?)
When she suddenly jerks one of the dogs up by It's leash lifting It's front legs from the ground and starts to ragetalk to the dog (y'know like gritting your teeth and talking all growly)
anyway, the dog is choking and making snorting and wheezing noises, she then proceeds to slap the dog in the head repeatedly (by the way the reason behind this "punishment" was because it would stop and sniff)
So I ask her "What is it you're doing?"
and very bitchy she replies "Mind your business, thank you"
So I shout back "Fuck you lady and stop abusing your dogs, you DO KNOW that dogs smell the fucking ground to determine where it is they will shit and piss right?" she proceeded to yell something back at me which I forgot..

>>495573
+1 internets for you.

FUCKING HELL KILL TENIGERS

>>495531
Ugh, my aunt convinced my cousin that a dog attacked him when he was a child. One never did, she just wanted to make sure he never wanted a dog. He is now afraid of my beagle, she's the sweetest dog you could ever meet. He spazzes out and pulls his hands up like a cliche housewife that just spotted a mouse in an old cartoon.

>>495616
Stupid fucking nigger. Your aunt should be put down. Srsly.

>>495616
No self respecting man would ever do that. You're cousin is gay.

Used to have a really nice Snow Corn as a kid. I got him as a juvenile, eventually he outgrew his tank. I pointed this out to mom, and she said: HURR DURR CORNSNAKES PREFER ENCLOSED SPACES SO HES STAYING IN THAT TANK HURR DURR" eventually he could barely move and was often stuck along the sides of the tank, wrapped around the shelter in the mdidle which took up tons of space. Eventually he stopped eating for a while and died while I was living at Grandmother's due to family problems. I raged so fucking hard. I hate it when people with no experience in animals think they know better than someone who's done tons of research. I am never trusting her with the Leopard Geckos if I need someone to take care of them for me.

MOAR RAEG

Your regular brats harasssed my dogs in the yard.
One of them had to be put down b/c cancer and the other got depressed.
Down came the brats at the worst timing ever.
Drama ensued.

All is well, got a new friend for my dog and the brats never came back.
Not really rage but at that moment I thought I'd beat the damn kids myself.

Dude at my work shoots coyotes - says its because they will eat a calf. While I can almost understand that, I don't understand why he has to kill 15 A FUCKING DAY by RUNNING THEM DOWN IN PICKUPS and setting 2 FUCKING PIT BULLS ON THEM.

>>495950
>Dude at my work hunts coyotes
he shoots them too...but fix'd for the sake of clarity.

nicely done retard -_-

>>495950
well if he's killing 15 a day, there's probably a lot of coyotes AROUND

At the local golf course we tend to have a lot of foxes. One was unfortunate enough to wander out onto the green during the day while a few old faggots were teeing off. They started to take bets on who could hit it (it was very small, either malnourished or a pup). Luckily, the first shot missed and he ran for some cover and they continued their game....but every time they got their ball on the green the fox would dart out and steal it. Stole about 5. These old fucks are the type who spend a shit ton on their golfballs too so they were none too happy.

>>496087

At my old neighborhood the gold championship was postponed because there were bears on the course...

Forget little foxes... We had motherfucking bears.

At my golf course we had a major goose problem. They were tearing up the greens, shitting everywhere, and even got bold enough to attack a few people. Club spent about $3000 training a border collie to control the problem, which he does wonderfully. Border collie got heart worms because apparently they forgot to get it flea/tick/mosquito medication. If you're going to spend $3000 on a dog you should damn well make sure it's medical needs are taken care of.

>>495950
We've had coyotes attack people on motorcycles and four wheelers near my house. Fuckers need killing, especially if there are a lot of them.

>>496138
Indeed, wolves are one problem, but coyotes are just a fucking nuisance.

My step brother must fuckin hate fish. he put about 9 shrimp pellets in my dinosaur bichir's tank, even though i only feed it once a day (it was still kind of a toddler at the time)
"Don't worry" he said, "you don't feed it enough and it's not going to eat all of that." the next day it's salt white gasping for air on the floor of the tank. i RAGED. it died.

why the fuck is my tank full of soap and bleach? Wheres my fish? [brand new tank with 3 goldfish]
"The book said to clean the water before you put the fish in and there was all those dirty stones in the bottom"
I put the fish in the river so I could get them later and surprise you.
Fucking little brother

>>496103

bears > golf.

Also, serves those old fucks trying to hit the fox with the golfballs right.

>>495224 had started trying to kick people when he's being groomed around his belly/groin.

>groomed around his belly/groin
>groin

Wouldn't you do the same?

>>495237

You sure it wasn't Jerry?

>>495284

FUCK ME. In any othe countrry you'd be put away for a year for that AT LEAST (gun charges aside).

>>496305
second

>>496501
is dat some vivisection?

>>496277
If someone was doing it with a rough and scraping brush, yes.

>>496501
It's a silent hill monster.

When I was a kid, one of our cats had kittens an after a few weeks some of the boys visiting their grandparents from the house next to us wanted to see then. My brother let them in and the next thing you know, one of the little retards is running around outside holding on of the kittens by its tail and he wouldn't listen to anyone telling him to stop. He dropped the kitten after a couple of minutes and tried to run back to his grandparents house but the mother cat caught up and swatted his legs a few times and then I tackled him and literally beat the piss and shit out of him until my brothers yanked me off. I don't think he ever came back to visit while we lived in that house. The kitten was fine but goddamn, I still hate that fucker.

rage/wtf story:
I worked at a larger pet store (probably one of the most rage-inducing places for most /an/imals, amirite?) as the not-quite-management-level-supervisor. During a particularly slow, rainy day, this older gentleman (lol) comes in and starts asking about the cichlids we sell and, long-story-short, he chooses two of our more expensive African variety.

Fast-forward to my break around 8pm that night. The MoD comes in with a coworker of mine and asks if I know anything about some missing fish. Warning signals go off and I tell him, "No, why?". Turns out the coworker had gone to use the men's bathroom only to find it flooded, with the plastic bags the fish had been put in stuffed in the trashcan. I raged so hard.

Bonus-content: the same guy came back in about an hour afterward with one of the fish IN A ZIP-LOC BAG. He was trying to return it. I immediately informed the MoD, and he did everything but accuse the guy of stealing it or threaten to call the cops.

>>496537
wait, you kept your fish in bags?

>>496501
He's exercising!
>>496551
yea, it's the standard way of transporting fish

>>495198
>>495224
Horsefag again, another one that I still rage about to this day;

* Sweet old part-bred arab (Shal) shared a field with my 1st pony
* Its owner (R) liked to "save" Shal's thick winter rug until it was below freezing, "so he'd appreciate it more" (rage enducing on its own, argh)
* Being a part-bred arab, Shal did not have a very sturdy winter coat, and would lose a lot of weight and be almost literally crying to me/the other fieldmate for food
* I even offered R a thick rug cheap because I bought the wrong size, she refused
* One extremely bad winter came about, and Shal wintered the entire way through it wearing little more than a canvas sheet
* I come up to find out that Shal is dead; R took his rug off for the first time in weeks to find he was virtually skeletal.. and instead of taking the time to feed him up, she had him killed. She cited "he was too old to gain the weight back/he was probably suffering lol" as an excuse.

I cried bitter, BITTER tears of rage that day. Shal was a sweet and gentle horse who didn't deserve such a heartless end at the hands of someone who was supposed to love him.
And to add insult to injury, within a week R was hanging around at the Riding for the Disabled centre at the yard, hoping to get the lease of an RDA pony.

Well-deserved end: She got the lease of a young and headstrong Icelandic, couldn't control him, had to give up the lease and left the yard, never to be seen again.
Good fucking riddance, I don't think I could talk to her without punching her.

BUMP

My aunt had a small tank filled with beautiful fish, and she was showing it off to me and my brothers. She leaves us to look at them, and I leave my little brother to watch some TV or something.
I come back and the water is so dark and dirty looking that you can't see anything. Turns out my faggot of a brother took the entire fish-food can and dumped it all in.
My aunt tried to keep her cool, but I could tell she was raging.

>>496537

Oh hai there PetSmart associate.

>>495429

Maybe it was playing dead?

A while ago, the crayfish my brother left me, looked like it was dead, but I left it alone for a while, in case it was molting. It wasn't, but by evening, it was moving.

The next day, it does the same thing, except, it's on its back. I looked up molting online, and sure enough, they sometimes molt on their backs.

I come home and find the tank emptied and clean, dear old dad came across the crayfish on its back, and decided to do me a favour by flushing it down the toilet. I don't know if it's really dead, but URGGGH, my bro left it to me for a reason. The last one died because he closed the lid tight. Oxygen isn't a problem because it's a big tank, but overheating is. It died with the glass steamed up, but dad blamed it on the air conditioning (which mom turned on, so not his fault), even though crayfishes lives in cool streams...

>>496639

why, hello there!

>>496659

What region of the US were you in?

Guys i have to confess my rage is at myself.

WHen i was younger we vacationed in wildwood and on the last day we passed a vendor who was selling pets (hermit crabs etc.) and I left with a lizard (I think it was an iguana but I`m not certain, it was most likely something else cause we`re poor). Anyways I was absolutely enamored by my new pet, I`d like to think that I loved him dearly (you see we lost a dog earlier that year). I named him iggy, I want to say he was named after the punk god but thats not true. I often would lay on my back and let him fall asleep on my stomach. Well about a week or so goes by and I take him in the backyard to let him slide down the slide, on the third slide he ran into the neighbors backyard. I guess i was a horrible owner. /an/ do you think he survived if only for a couple of days so he could know freedom? or did he die in the cold unforgiven new jersey night?

>>496659
so petsmart employee.
when i go back to school i'm in a shitty small town that has crap for stores, all megastores that are known for their issues. aside from inevitable rage and guilt, is petsmart a decent place to work? i wanna know if worst case scenario petsmart > walmart

>>496724
oh jesus christ. for a second i thought "hell, maybe he had a good ti---JERSEY? oh man." maybe he had a solid hour? i had guinea pigs run away but i'm guessing they had a couple days in the woods since they're, y'know, mammals...and i'm sure the coyotes liked them.

>>496734
I want to say petsmart, and yet all Wal-Mart employees I've ever seen just wander around and flirt with customers and coworkers...so toss up probably.

>>496740
flirt? oh groossss. i don't like to even imagine maine wal-mart employees being capable of reproduction.

rage time /an/

the local lfs was selling pygmy puffers for cheap so i decided to go get one to keep my female happy, I het there to find a they were nipping the fins off of some of the other fish, including a super red plakat betta. 2 days later i return to find the plakat dead with BOTH its pectoral fins missing, shop workers are useless except one of them who seems to know what shes talking about.

>>496693
Florida.

>>496734
PetSmart was fun, I really enjoyed my time there. The biggest aggravation (aside from the MASSIVELY stupid customers), and ultimately reason I left, was that corporate restricts how you can handle the cleaning and medicating of animals, even if you can provide them with statistical/factual proof that they are incorrect.

So our roomates adopted this Jack Russel Terrier. Two weeks later it became completely untrained.
* Shit everywhere; destroyed couch and chair w/ shit, stained wooden floor black w/ piss.
* Rarely walked and let outside; never given attention, even though main owner was unemployed and would spend every day in her room watching tv and sleeping. They also never let it in their room; they let it destroy and have the run of the rest of the house.
Probably went unfed alot; I had to feed it sometimes for them, out of fear that it would die... after a month and a half I stopped caring. It would ravenously eat plastic bag clips that would fall on the ground.
* Would attack the garbage bag holder and kitchen cupboards.
Bark incessently for hours on end, and attack walls and windows.

>>496786

* Try to get into my room at any possible momment to try and attack my rabbits; one day it hid in my room for over an hour. I caught him once, barking and jumping/biting at them (good thing their cage is high up!) and I almost grabbed him and broke his neck, I was so fucking angry (my bf calmed me down lol; but he was the bastard who left the door open).
* He hated black people, so they'd lock him in an empty room (reserved for a new roomate) which he filled with shit and destroyed the wood of the door and nearby drywall trying to escape. I think they locked him in their on other occasions too.
Attacked our friend Shane (not black lol), and went out of its way (jumping great heights) to try and bite him; and succeeded.
Finally shit on our other roommates (and lease owner; he basicly owns the place) bed, so he gave them 1 month to leave. Dog shit on his bed more (his door doesnt close properly, so the dog figured out how to open it), so he gave them two weeks.

>>496787

This dog was perfectly trained when they got him.
Just the sheer devistation of the property and rooms we had to live nearby had me in tears every night, and I almost left countless times if it weren't for my boyfriends optimism.
Its been a month since they were evicted, and guess what? Some of their stuff and furniture is still here. They thought it was cool to use our house as a storage center (even though, we had like, a new roommate moving in in a week) its been about 2 weeks since they've claimed some of their stuff, we'll be throwing out the rest soon.
Whats also sad is that they took the dog back to the same shelter they adopted it from; I'm assuming the shelter would have eventually euthanized it, because of the horrible and agressive behavoir it obtained.. It pisses me off because had that dog beed adopted to a better couple, a better family, it would have been cared for properly. FUCKKIN RAGGGGE.

My raeg is also self-oriented. I owned an albino hedgehog I called Bandersnatch for about three years when I was in high school. Hedgehogs fucking love running on their little hedgehog wheels, dudes will do it all night long, but they've evolved to shit on the go which means they will crap in their wheels and then run right the heck over it until the whole wheel surface becomes a shit-encrusted nightmare.

What I should have done was wash and scrape out the wheel daily or every-other-daily to keep things clean. Instead I'd only do it about every other week. Guy came down with a rasping lung infection from breathing the shit fumes which made him lethargic and miserable, then he started shitting in his bedding which made it that much worse, then he slowly and painfully died over the course of a month because I was too young and irresponsible to know what do to about it. And I never game him any attention besides, so the whole situation made (and still makes) me feel like a huge unforgiveable asshole.

>>496787
fuck yeah rabbits, what breed and how many you got?

"OMG Anon your cat is such an asshole!"

"STOP PICKING HIM UP LIKE HE'S A FUCKING BABY, AND STOP STOMPING AROUND CHASING HIM, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM."

"OMG you know nothing about animals, Anon!"

His name is Ben and he's about 7, and he's been through a lot of abusive homes so naturally he's a little skittish, but now he runs away from my sister who fucking chases him yelling and screaming, then expects him to let her play with him.

I always have to go "He's not a FUCKING DOLL, PUT HIM DOWN."

He's usually in my room, but Jesus Christ nobody taught my sister how to treat animals like they aren't toys.

She's almost 15.

Pic related, mah keety.

Also unrelated to rage thread, but I had my 2 1/2 year old niece come over and she's very little and met my cat, it's kind of cute how she is kind of curious and a little scared, and so is he.

>>496837
All dwarfs, 1 male and 2 females. The male is albino and the others white w/ brown ears, eye patches and a stripe down her back (got her recently from a roommates friend who had to give her up). The other female is a netherland dwarf; kind of a russian blue/grey colour, solid. :3 They're my babies.
Cept for this new rabbit.. shes a bit of a bitch. :/ She liked to bite/attack her old owner, so now shes attacking me and my bf.. but I think tonight I got on her good side lol..

>>496838
crying cat is crying

>>496850
He has eye boogers :\

>>496844
i only have one dwarf, he has similar coloring to one of your females though, all white, brown ears, eye patches, 2 or 3 odd dots on his lower back, and a bit of a hitler stash

also did you get yours spayed/neutered? and how about handling? i have had mine for nearly a year now and he still won't let you pick him up, i had to take him to the vet to get his nails trimmed just to make sure i wouldn't fuck up or injure his spine while trying to handle him

>>496851
PLEASE TO BE EXPLAINING

>>496855
Just a constant buildup of eye fluids, lots of cats/dogs get them.

>>496857
Oh, kk.
:-D

>>496786
>>496787
>>496788

RAGED. SO. HARD.

When I was younger, I had a pair of gerbils. One day my little brother picks one up by the tip of the tail, and half the tail fucking comes off (leaving this nasty-looking "core" that I assume was the bones. This blackened and eventually fell off, but the gerbil recovered and went on to live another year or two). I was *pissed*, though.

>>495284

That's why you get your own fucking gun permit and put a mag into someone entering your house....

Castle law may be debatable in some cases, but when a drunk man with a shotgun wanders into your house, you pretty much have every right to end him.

>>496947
you don't need a permit to own a gun, unless he lives in Illinois, or New Jersey, besides that I don't think any other state requires you to have anything but a drivers license when you purchase a firearm

also it's called Castle Doctrine

BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE

>>496947
oh yes, he would have been shot about three times over- but the only one home was my 70 year old grandma, and my 1 year old self.

>>495237
Hey, we had an asshole neighbor just like that. He shot our cat in the leg too. He became a tripod too....

Are you sure we don't have the same neighbor?

>>497024
FUCKING NEW YORK!!!!!!
I live in New York, retards don't realize gun control increases crime, can't even carry around a switchblade.
RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>496787
are you from columbus?

>>497348
here in illinois you need an FOID to legally own a taser, a fucking taser

once college is over, i'll be hopefully either moving to northern florida or colorado

MOAR RAEG

Also, archive this sucker, there is so much 'good' rage here.

When i was about six or seven, I spotted two abandoned kittens on my roof. They were small and alone for a while so the next day I made someone go up there and get them. It was a bro and sis. Anyway I kept them for a while and cared for them. The bro got big and strong while the sis was timid and small. After a while she got a tumor on her neck, and my mom told me that if it didn't go away we'd take her to the vet.
After a day or so it got bigger and bigger, and one day when I came back from school, my mom said she died.

When I got older my mom told me that she didn't really die and she just 'disposed' of it basically because it was disgusting and sickly and not worth the hassle.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Our former neighbors, Christ, I don't even remember how many pets they had die. At least two and possibly three dogs, because they couldn't fucking keep them from darting out of the house and into traffic, and at least one rabbit, which got mauled to death by some other animal when they left it outside. And they would KEEP GETTING MORE. That was the killer, they didn't learn after ONE TRAGEDY that they should either fucking shape up or stop buying pets.

Another story: my grandmother adopted this incredibly obese cat. The cat weighs like 25 pounds. She gets advice from the vet on how to help it lose weight so it doesn't suffer from horrible health problems, but she totally bends to the cat's will and overfeeds it even when the problem is easily remedied. What happens is that she feeds the cat its day's food in the afternoon, and the cat eats it all, and then it wakes my grandmother up at 4 AM by yowling for more food, so my grandmother feeds her again, thus feeding her double what she should be eating. We've repeatedly pointed out to her that she could either only feed the cat at 4 AM (because the cat yowling at 5 PM or whenever wouldn't be an issue of "shit I need my sleep") or she could feed it half its food at one time and half its food at the other time. But even though neither of these things would be any harder than what she does now, she refuses to even try either, and then wonders why the cat is actually gaining weight.

BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THE CAT IS TTLY HAPPY RIGHT LOLOL SURELY SHE WILL BE FINE WEIGHING 28 POUNDS

>>497522
You should help the cat along by feeding it as much as you can, call it a mercy killing.

We always get rottweiler's and some friends won't come to our house because "it'll eat us seriously". Just because the news is biased against rottweiler's for some fucking reason.

Neighbours have a mix dog it's old but it is a great watchdog and loves their stupid kids.
Parents got a poodle for the kids for christmas the old dog has been chained to his house ever since.

Kids playing(by that,i mean torturing) with the poodle and poor Topy( the other dog) goes crazy and wants to play too.
"O MOM WHATS THE MATTER WITH TOPY HE MUST GOT SUM DIZEEZ."

They also have little harmless snakes and the fucking kids use them as scarfs.

>>495149

Similar story to yours; vicarious rage:

Went down to visit family in Pensacola few years ago--really nice little house, fenced in pool area, with a meticulously kept koi pond. Cousin proudly shows us the seven or eight koi he's bought and raised over the past few years, along with the aqua-scaping of the area. Shitty young cousins from up north come down to visit as well. Included in the bunch is the one satanic child who you can't help but fucking hate. Breaks all your toys, hits you, screams hate at everyone, and the mom doesn't let the dad discipline him at all.

So the family goes in for dinner after a day of swimming and visiting, comes back outside after a couple of hours, and the pond is in a fucking crisis state:

-top of pond is 75% food pellets
-3 koi are dead
-other 4 are lethargically swimming/floating, slowly suffocating
-filter is so clogged with soggy fish food it can't function

Cousin proceeds to RAGE/attempt rescue, placing the fish in other tanks he has set up to try and save them

Ended up killing 5 koi, thousands of dollars lost, needs a new filter, whole tank ecosystem is fucked all to hell.

And who was behind it all? The little shit cousin, of course. Decided to pour fish pellets in the pond, even though he was explicitly told not to, other kids tried to stop him, refused to listen. He poured three 40-oz cups' worth of food in there. And he just giggles and laughs about it.

Happy ending: Cousin was repaid all the damages, so he could get a new pond going. Kid got the living shit spanked out of him, dad was furious, told mom to STFU, because it is not okay for kids to pull stunts like that.

>>498059
I need to mail that man a case of his favorite beer for that.

>>498059
I help take care of a $100,000 reef tank, the gentleman also has a multi-million dollar nishikigoi pond. If anything where to happen to it, he would have the person killed. Wrong or right, within the law or outside it..it would happen. I don't even fucking slip a fart out when I'm walking over the bridge to his house.

>>498212
In my opinion, that would be like sending a man a case of beer for rebuilding an engine he never changed the oil in.

No father should ever allow the mother of his children to prevent or undermine proper discipline.

I intend to marry a woman I know has a will of iron and no tolerance for the bullshit children pull if you let them get away with it.

>>498217
>>I don't even fucking slip a fart out
oh god I laughed so hard, I don't even know why, I just laughed

>>498219
It was for growing a pair of testicles out of nowhere like that and beating the fuck out of that retard.

>>498223
I still don't see it. It is his JOB to have testicles, and he hasn't been doing it.

When some witless nonce starts doing his job again after months or years of failing to, his reward is not being fired.

Not a promotion (unless it is a union shop, but I digress).

>>498228

i like the point you make, sir, and i agree about finding a mate who isn't afraid to discipline their children (i hope to find one too someday, got sick of fucking ex who let their stupid shit kid do the most terrible things). i fucking hate people who don't do something about their snotty bratty children, then turn around and complain to everyone in earshot about said snotty bratty children, yet won't take advice on how to change the behavior

rage story: my ex has a little tiny papillon/chihuahua mix who is trained to piss in a litter box. Usually good about doing that unless you scared her. ex's 10 year old kid had a bunk bed (for why, I don't know, he was an only child) and would sleep on top with the dog. he would then go to school and leave the fucking dog up there for up to 8 goddamn hours. It was too small/scared to just jump down so the poor thing just sat there, all day, then the kid would come home and scream at it when he found that the dog had pissed on his blankets. God i didn't used to hate the kid but stuff like that slowly made me hate him

checking up my 8 guinea piggies...notices there are fucking potatoe chips every where....
WTF IS THIS SHIT?

Lil bro (18 y/o) "Yeah I tought they liked some hard chips ;D"

FUCK OFF, they get a lot of hay/cavy food (with a good amount of vit-c) and paprika's and shit....they don't need your shit....

>>498250
I used to give mine a half a lays or a dorito, one of those ones that seems to have missed the flavoring thing, just to watch his piggy lips move while he went "crunchcrunchcrunchcrunch" it was so cute. But that was like once every 3 months at most.

>>498255

yeah but there are tons of dried vegetables they like ...
But I hate it when they're fucking put stuff in the cages ( got 5 well its like a cabin or something)

while your gone
and:

ITT: Family/Friends don't know shit and still think they are smart and fuck up pets because they're stupid.

>>498257
I'm not saying I didn't spoil the little fucker with vegetables, I'm just saying a chip every now and then doesn't hurt. That your brother did probably shaved off a few years of the little guy's life. I gave him a chunk of chip, and tonnes of fresh alfalfa, grass, clover, dandelion, apple, orange, pear, peach, melon, lettuce, berries, FUCKING EVERYTHING, I spoiled him, he was always in my lap getting petted and purring while he ate his carrot.

Pic related, it's him

>>498265
holy shit that guinea pig is cute.

>>498282

They all look the same. All of them. Same.

>>498284
>>LOL I TROLL JOOO
Make it less obvious next time. 1/10

>>498625

No, really, they all have the same face. The fur can be of different length, the colours may be different, and they vary slightly in size, but that's about as much difference you see in your typical feral pigeons.

>>498633
you've never owned one of these little critters, it shows.
Once you've had one, you see that just like everything they all had different little faces, with just as much difference as humans.

>>498647

I've had one, my sisters had four when we were kids. I've taken care of two while their owners have been gone, my friend had two that got a bunch of babies.

>>498647
it's true, it's like that for every pet that you don't own, you just think the fur colors and lengths differ

>>498651

Oh, yeah, and I'm planning to get more of them someday unless I become interested in something else. Can't have any now, so time will tell.

Okay, so my friend's cousins are super rich and they've had all sorts of pets. But they always leave them outside because they don't want them to mess up their house or something. They even leave their birds outside (in a cage). They had a cat that had two kitties and they left them outside and they were eaten by coyotes or something. You'd think by the second time it happened, they let the cat in, but no. Then they get two more kittens, which are fortunately still alive but they hate one of them because they ripped up a $3000 comforter. I'd be angry too, but who the fuck needs a $3000 comforter.

They also had a dog that they hated and kept outside. She would take herself on walks by sneaking out and fight coyotes and shit but for some reason, she'd always come back, even though she suffered so much abuse. Although one day, they finally got around to walking her (without a leash for some reason) and she ran away. It's like she wanted them to watch her run away, so that was pretty cool. But they don't even care that she's gone and asked my friend's family to check if it was at the shelter or something, but if she were there, they wouldn't pick her up or anything.

tl;dr Rich people are fucking assholes.

>>498665

it seems like a two way street when it comes to the richfags and pets. you can tell which is which by how much money they invest into their pet of choice (see the guy above who had the expensive as shit koi pond). but others just see them as another object to put somewhere and admire occasionally.

>>498651
if you devoted alot of time to the little critters, you'd know what I was talking about.

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>>498682

If you devoted a lot of time to feral pigeons, you'd know that there are 28 distinct colour morphs, you could probably tell males and females apart just by observing their behaviour a minute and comparing the thickness, length, and luminescence of their beaks and necks, and you'd start to distinguish individuals in the flocks you see every day, and yet you'd still agree with most people that they're pretty fucking samey. Unless, that is, you were a pigeon nerd who takes pigeons way too seriously.

>>498709
>>498710
>>498712
>>498717
>>498735
what the hell did i miss when I was gone?

Kick all those sorry fucks out of your house! They disrespected you, your home, and your possessions! Kick them out now, and don't let them back in! And tell them to watch their sorry fuck retarded (no offense to the challenged) mongoloid monster kids next time!

>>498890
were you referencing the first post? Because you obviously didn't read the rest of the thread...

my dog has severe mange. its up her back, all over her chest, almost down to her feet on all legs and over her tail. ive been telling my parents to take her to the vet constantly. im still paying for my own college and will be in debt for awhile.

i tell my mom she could be charged with animal neglect and could be put in jail.so she says

"LOL nothings going to happen."

/palmface

>>498904
report them yourself, lulz ensue

>>498916
seconded.
bring up something from your childhood, like the fact that they never got you an RC car even though you asked for one for every birthday and christmas for six years straight.
SIX
FUCKING
YEARS

>>498928
fuck you, try 10 years. EVERY FUCKING BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS.

>>498935

My birthday is on christmas. Double disappointment.

Not the guy you responded to though.

>>498938
either way, shit sucks.

When I was working at a petstore in highschool (I know, I know, all our animals were healthy, we had a vet up the street who saw to the care of our little beasties, and we were privately owned, not a chain or anything) We had some broad come in with her kid who was phobic of dogs. Trying to cure him of said phobia. My boss had a female basset, and she was -small- for a basset. And a bit prissy sometimes (she got jealous of people playing with the puppies instead of her) But overall a good dog, and friendly. Well, of course, she sees someone new, wants to sniff and play and stuff, and the kid goes -nuts- and freaking out. Moral of story : You don't cure phobias by shoving someone face first into them.

Then there was another time I was cleaning the back room where we kept the food, and the filter system for my boss's fish tank set up was being drained. I open the back door to find some little kid -drinking- out of the hose for the filter system. I scream at him to stop, and he still keeps holding the hose and looking at me like a deer in headlights. And everyone wonders why I will never -ever- have children.

>>498935
DAYUM ten years? my parents just have a knack for getting us the weirdest wrong gifts. my sister still brings up that all she wanted was a boyz 2 men cd and my dad got her the cardigans. lold.

>>498984
hahaha. human children, the dumbest animal.

>>498989

sometimes a father has to do what's best for his children, even if they don't like it.

When I was.. 7-8, I was walking home from school, down an alley with my friend that lives two houses down, and between my house and his was a German Shepherd off leash, which looks pretty fucking huge to a 7 year old. My friend, being the smart fellow that he is, throws a handful of stones at it and darts into his yard, closing the gate behind him. The dog went fucking berserk and chased me probably for about 5-10 metres. It must have been almost on top of me as the owner came out from their yard across the street (looking for their dog) and it stopped on command. I ended up getting yelled at by them for harassing the dog.

It was fairly traumatic at the time, and in hindsight, I could have been pretty seriously hurt if the dog hadn't been so well trained.

Also I'm fortunate that my best friend (not stone thrower) got a really friendly and well trained whippet several years later that I've spent a lot of time with, so I only really have trouble with dogs jumping up on me.

So +2 for good dog owners -1 for retarded children.

http://www.replicawatchesshop.com/Cartier-c4068.html

i don't understand totally

Thread needs more acting on rage posts.
So much better to read people getting what they deserve, or people getting reimbursed

>>499143
Just you wait >_<

>>498996
>>best for his children
>>can't get them a $50 toy one year
They got me a dickload of stuff, had to cost at least $150 a year, not including the more expensive stuff. But for that much, I could have gotten a decent remote control monster truck.

>>499083
I had read that as the kid got whipped and I lol'd. Then I read it further and the kid got a dog instead. WORST ENDING EVER.

needs moar rage

>>495149
ya i agree w/ u op ur toetally rite
> www.anuntalk.com, nun = non

>>495506
please tell me that was an EPIC FLCL reference to the kid with the robot tumors

>>498984
actually i want to have children just so ican shopw them off like "these kids have had pets from birth, they know how to take care of them, show them love, and punish them properly and they're 8 years old, so why the fuck does your 25 year old dumb fucking ass not know how to treat something so god damned simple as a cat thatrequires minimal attention(the cat is a loner, guy will probably be in his 50s when i have 8 year olds)"

B U M P

>>495503
I feel your fucking pain. A few years back, I stayed at an apartment with a friend for a few weeks. The apartment had a dog run, so I'd let my dogs down there to play with eachother.

Well, some people moved in who had kids. Three. None of them looked alike, often felt the desire to tell the husband that at least two weren't his.

Anyway, the kids decided to go down into the dog run (it was about 15 feet lower than the parking lot, for some reason). I didn't know they were there. So I walk down there with my two dogs and see them run to the other end of the run and start hearing one of the kids screaming. So I go down there to see my one dog (he was abused once, still a bit phobic of strangers) backed into the corner barking his head off (one of the kids was harrassing him) and my other dog trying to get the smallest kid to pet him.

So, I stormed down there. I wouldn't of done anything except say, "My dog is afraid of you, leave him alone" and point out that there was a playground about a block away, if the kid who my friendlier dog was trying to play with hadn't fucking hit him. In the face.

I raged. I told them if I ever saw them around my dogs again, I'd kick their fucking asses. Luckily, I moved out a few weeks later.

>>499355
>>rage'd
>>empty threat
"Gave them each a swift kick in the ass and sent them crying to their mommys" would have been rage'd. you went for the BAWW route. Should have taken the rage route, like those faggots deserved. There's always next time though, eh?

>>499356
If I had kicked their asses, I'd of ended up in fucking jail.

>>499362
cammannnn!
you'd be the coolest guy in jail.
"What'd you do?"
"Killed a guy for fucking up my drug...thing. You?"
"I beat the shit out of an 8 year old for scaring my dog."

>>499371
>>499371
I'd still be in jail and my shitfuck mother would have to watch my animals. A few more rage stories:

My Grandmother's nutty as a fruitcake, but if she likes an animal, she loves it. She used to live in this neighborhood in Georgia, and behind her house was a small pond. In that pond lived about 15 ducks, who she fed every day and a few of them got friendly enough that she could hold them. Those were her ducks.

I had to spend a summer with her once, because my parents moved around a lot and had to stay in a hotel for a few months while their newest house was remodeled. They felt it was better that I took the dog and the cats and moved in with my Grandma.

So, it wasn't too bad, made some friends. That is until my friends went shitfuck crazy (I pissed off one kid and he got the entire neighborhood hating me). One of the kids began shooting at the ducks with his BB gun and killed most of them, except for one trio who my Grandmother caught and put in her garage.

It wasn't really my fault (I can't help a sadistic son of a bitch decided to get back at me that way), but I still feel terrible and wish I had had the balls to shoot him (the kid) with my deceased Grandpa's pellet gun.

>>499362
it's called "defense of property", you could have shot the fuckers and it would be legal. ISN'T THIS A WACKY FUCKING WORLD WE LIVE IN?

>>499377
jesus you're a pussy.

>>499383
Not sure where you live, but around here, that wouldn't of worked. Hell, most places I lived in, it wouldn't of worked.

If I had beat the crap out of them, their parents would have said something like "the dog didn't get hurt" and the jury would have thought "awww, poor kids" and I'd be in jail.

Quite recently, a man was thrown in jail for sucker punching a guy who had poisoned his dog.

Yeah, I'd rather not be that guy.

>>499385
jesus christ, are you autistic? we're joking, as in "not serious," "for laffz"

>>499377
>>499355
jesus christ man the fuck up.
There was some neighborhood shithead who thought he could do what he wanted since his dad was some fuck in the police, but it never bothered me or my friends, since he didn't fuck with any of our shit. One day he thought it would be funny to kick my fucking dog in the ribs and drive away. Well, he fucked with my shit. Me and a couple of friends paid him a visit while daddy wasn't home, shattered his knees, broke most of the bones in his feet, fractured his shinbones and mashed the shit out of his thighs, all with a couple baseball bats. We told him to say he got hit by a truck, and if he said anything to implicate any of us, we'd come back to finish the job. He got out of the hospital in a wheelchair, and is in rehabilitation now, learning to walk. So far, he hasn't said a thing, and if he does, even from in prison I have other friends who are much worse than me who would gladly finish the job, he knows this.

You do not fuck with my family. This includes my animals.
Man the fuck up you pussy.

>>499389
perfect response.

>>499385
pussy. Seriously, broham, just kick their fucking asses. Then, if the parents say anything, just tell them "well, if you want me to take you to court for assaulting my property, and have me counter sue successfully for defense of property, than by all means, go for it." Convince them you've got lawyers in the family, act as smug as possible, try and get one to hit you, they will drop any case they have right there, as it is no longer defense of property when someone punches a guy for kicking their kid's ass, it's assault. Seriously, learn how the fucking world works bud, you can get away with all kinds of things if you're not a pussy.

>>499394
Now think of if he had done more than that? He and many other people now know not to fuck with any of my shit. Sometimes overreaction is just the right level of reaction, point gets maid, shit does not happen again.

>>499397
*made
fuck I need some caffeine.

>>499389
you are my new hero, my good sir.

>>499397
i imagine you being a stereotypical giant, angry latino gangbanger. and /an/ could do better to have more of you.

>>499403
No, i'm quite white, but I am big and angry, yes.

>>499143
>>499152

So, I have the best rage story ever.
Last night some drunk motherfucker ran over my Patches. I was fucking crying and pissed and was going to kill him.
But we both happen to post on 4chan. THANK YOU GOD! He starts feeling bad and so he comes back to my house to say he is sorry.

I let him. I even make him feel better, and flirt with him a little.

And so I get him to invite me over to his house today so we can leave to go get me a new kitty. And the dumb ass even buys me lunch LOL!

He thinks that I like him and he is all driving me around in his convertible trying to be all cool and stoic and not lead on the young pretty little baby! Well I'm a woman, and I fucked his ASS!

This morning I secretly asked /an/ons how to fuck up a fish tank 499124, and so I went over to his house with a purse full of bleach and antifreeze.

While he is "getting around" by spraying cologne on his junk, like something is going to happen! I poured a bottle full of antifreeze in his dogs water. And then I poured all my bleach into his fucking "coral reef," fucking bastard.

I hope he cries like I cried when he gets home, and I hope he rots in Hell.

Thanks for everything Matthew, or bitteranon, or whatever you want, because you will always be to dead to me, just like your animals, and just like Patches.

>>499412
lold

>>499412
>>HERP DERP I KILL ANIMALS
are you stupid? If you wanted to get back at him, you could have told him you wanted to fuck, and then when he took off his pants, you turn off the lights, grab his dong and cut it off. Don't kill innocent animals in horrible ways when they had nothing to do with it you stupid slut. GTFO.

>>499412
see >>499418 I don't think I could have said anything better than that. Chug some of that anti freeze yourself you cunt.

>>499412
>>499414
stfu samefag, you're a fucking whore who needs to die ASAP so that the world can be rid of you. I can't wait for that dipshit to post on /b/ and have them ruin your life.

>>499418
agreed. You don't fuck with innocent animals, you go right to the source, make him regret it. People like him would just go out and buy more pets with no sense of remorse. you cut his fucking cock off, that's it, he'll probably kill himself. You've accomplished nothing but killing a few little creatures who did nothing to you. I hope you fucking die in a fire you fucking bitch.

>>499418
>>499420
>>499421
>>499422
I'm so proud of you fuckers.

>>499412
>>499412
I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

RIGHT NOW

>>499429
STREAM IT PLOX
I'll make popcorn and hook up my computer to my projector, we'll watch it on a 90" screen with full surround sound. Anyone wanna come over?

>>499422
you guys are such retard newfags. what is up with all the idiots who do not comprehend a joke today?

>>499441
>>i'm a massive newfag, please pay no attention to my whining
fix'd

>>499441
just get off the internet, it will save you plenty of embarrassment for being so retarded.

>>499448
righto, buddy. that is clearly what i meant to say.

>>499454
Oh good, then I will be sure to do as you say and not pay attention to your whining, thanks for clearing that up, my good chap.

inb4 'omg bitteranon raped me up the ass with a rusty hammer!'

>>499459
I am not sure why, but I lol'd harder than I should have at that.

>>499429
i wonder what happened

>>499506

bitteranon apparently knows how to make things seem semi-real by injecting intervals between posts. he's probably fapping to the idea of how many /an/ons are F5 F5 F5 F5 F5ing to see what happens next

>>499514
Even if it is fake, I like the online drama.

>>499518

oh I agree. that's why i'm still here F5ing every few minutes to see if there's a new part of the story

>>499521
Same

Needs more pics however

tell me someone died. even if this isnt real

>>498221
Did the same exact thing. Have no idea why.

>>499395
>assaulting my property

holy shit, get the fuck out, no seriously, get the fuck out, i can't believe someone can be as fucking stupid as you

>>499407
>No, I'm quite white, but I am fat and autistic, yes.

fix'd for ya, brah

>>499557
troll harder
>>499556
Again, trolling, do it harder.

>>499556
it's not exactly vandalism if it's a living thing now is it? Technically the correct term is assault, and since the dog is property, you're assaulting property. Get it? Good. if not, learn to read.

No update. :<

bump for rage

>>499837
>>499840
why is /an/ full of idiots such as you two? you are in the wrong, but you will still insist otherwise

you can't just make up your own terms because they make sense to you, and there is no such term as assaulting property, which makes you a huge fucking moron for thinking that you are correct for using it, read it out loud to see how stupid it sounds, if you still think that it's correct, then you are retarded beyond belief

it's either vandalism, destruction of property, or damaging property/property damage, not assaulting property, you huge dipshit

Little cousin decided to feed my remora skittles when I wasn't in the room. Somehow the thing survived just fine though.
but still
RAGE

>>500125
>>HERP DERP I'VE NEVER BEEN TO LAW SCHOOL AND CAN NOT UNDERSTAND THE LOGIC BEHIND SUCH THINGS THEREFORE IT IS WRONG

If you've never heard "assaulting property" you've obviously never even read a law book. Go look it up and come back when you aren't so ignorant to the legal process.

>>500126
I wonder if the remora would have been delicious after that?

>>498747

I quite like pigeons, the ones you get in towns and cities. I can actually tell the difference between male and female most of the time and I love some of the colours they come in, although my knowledge of bird colours extends to them being 'pied' and that os because I once wanted a budgie.

Rage storey: Mum works in a nursery, and they tend to have nursery animals a lot, which I don't agree with, but nothing I can really do, they are badly cared for, just their cages are never big enough and well, kids in my town are fucking damaged.
So at one point they had these two gerbils, they lived in a glass tank and had peat and straw as litter which was a good 10-12 inches deep and they used to make burrows and shit. One day my mum finds this little boy, about 3 or 4, with the lid off holding one of the gerbils, only he was holding it, he was squeezing the life out of it, and in the tank the other one was lay either dead or barely breathing. They took the one that wasn't dead to the vets but it had to be put down.
I know that kid was only 3 or 4 but I would have fucking raged if I worked there, yeah, I wouldn't be very good working with kids.
They weren't my gerbils but I looked after them in the holidays and they weren't very tame, but I still liked the little fuckers.

>>500144

A friend of my mum who also works at the nursery had a hamster once. She brought it for her little boy (who is completely fine with animals). Hamster turned out to be pregnant, had 6 babies, none of them died.
I had one of them, the little boy kept another, one went to my Mum's nursery, 2 went to a relative of this women and 1 went to one of her friends.
Her friends kept it in a fucking shed because it made too much noise, and it escaped and they never got it back. If it hadn't escaped it probably would have fucking gone into hibernation anyway. England is not warm enough to keep bloody hamster in a shed.
The 2 that went to her relative died within the first year I think. Can't remember how long the one at nursery lived for. Mine out lived them all though. I was particularly attached to them all because I looked after them a few times before they went to their new homes, and a few times after.

My friends mum is a feminist. Okay that has fuck all to do with it, but thought I'd just point it out. She is also a crazy cat/rabbit person. They have 5 cats, 3 of which I know for sure just roam around wherever the hell they want, pretty sure they are have all been done as well. However the other two are burmese cats, and they breed from the female one (the male is her son), but whenever she is in heat they lock her in a fucking cage half the time (the rest of the time she is confined to a room) because she can get out the house. Which okay it is fine they don't want her to get knocked up by some random cat if she is purebred (they made quite a bit of money from the last litter) but they should fucking fix their house or something so that she can't get out (a pane in their back door was smashed and it was covered over with a cereal box, their front door doesn't even have a handle on the outside.

>>500146

They also have a very old golden retriver, who is quite a nice dog, but she fucking stinks (probably due to her eating cat shit out the litter box) and she is shut up in the kitchen the majority of the time (it is not a big kitchen). When she does go outside she can only go on the yard because they don't want her shitting on the grass (they have very young grandchildren, and yeah it is fine they don't want them walking in shit, but they could clean it up and the kids are too young to be outside on their own anyway). They also don't take her walks (my friends girlfriend offered to once I think, and I certainly wouldn't mind taking her walks either).

They also have shit loads of rabbits who are cooped up in hutches all the time, I doubt she ever gets them out. Least they are kept clean, although some of them have fucked up legs and what looks like infected eyes.

You're all spineless/low self esteem cunts.

You don't know the satisfaction of being horrible human being and beating a kid across the head that isn't your for fucking with your animals.

Feels good man.

>>500134
LOL, basement lawyer detected

the only person that is ignorant here is you, because you made up some retarded term on the spot, then explained your "logic" behind it, and claim that it is correct

honestly, you must be one of those retards that will come to /an/ and bawww when your outdoor cat gets hit by a car

>>496838

Oh, God. I know exactly how you feel. My stupid sister is stupid. She's 13, and makes my cats' lives hell. She pisses them off so bad that they're pissy to everyone now. But my mother is like 'lol shes jus playing wif dem', so when I rage on my sister, my mother rages on me.

>>497522
We feed all of our cats the same, but our big black one is really fat. Well, he's also really huge, too. Everyone that comes in, usually acquires anime huge eyes, and says, "That's a big cat!"
But he's fat for some reason; no diet has worked for him. We just barely cover the bottom of the food dish twice a day, and he's still massive.

>>500125
the day someone says "YOU VANDALIZED MY DOG!" is the day I will die laughing. Please, go tell a police officer that someone "vandalized your dog". He will laugh you out of the place. Please think before you post, especially if you obviously don't know anything about legal terminology.

I have a 2 story house and my dog sits on a chair to look out over the balcony. She can do this for hours, just watching the street and the cars go by, and she doesn't bark at anyone usually (unless it's the mail man). Well, I was playing video games and heard her barking for like a minute straight so I went to see what was going on. Fucking group of 10-12 year old shits were taunting my dog, throwing stuff at her, and trying to get her to jump off the balcony. I yelled at them and they left, but eventually it became their little habit to stop by on the way home from school (they'd bolt whenever they saw me so I could never catch them to give a proper ass kicking).

But as luck would have it, we crossed paths while I took my dog for a walk. They instantly recognized her (she's a mixed breed and very unique looking) and were suddenly less brave now that they were face to face. I made a show of unhooking my dog's collar like I was going to let her devour them (she's the kindest dog ever but pretty big) and they fucking bolted, leaving their skateboards behind. Called my little bro who was at home and got him to bring his truck over to run the boards over. We left the crushed and splintered remains where they were and went home.

Haven't seen the kids since.

>>500152
>>LOL I TROLL JOO
troll harder. Seriously, nobody can be that stupid, you have to be trolling. If you are that stupid, play in traffic.

>>500149
see >>499389

>>500125
>>499556
Then try and prove me wrong shithead.

>>500191
I make it a point to beat the piss out of anyone over 12 with a skateboard, simply because where I am, they are the stereotypical shithead skaters who think that hitting people with their skateboards makes them tough shit. Once you've beat the fuck out of them once, they don't fuck with you again, especially if you take out 4 at a time.
Good times.

My friend's parents banned me from their house because her snotty little brother claimed I kicked their dog.

I actually didn't, but boy did I want to.

>>495472
oh god do I get that alot
My mother loves my cat more than me. And he can do no wrong, even though he fucks up alot of shit, and he scratches and bites but its CRUEL to tap him on the head, and GOD FORBID we trim his fucking nails.

>>495457
lol it wouldn't stink up the place if it died, its too small. I live in florida too and theyre constantly getting in the house (though I've become pretty good at catching them). Its inevitable that some dont make it, but its a shame because theyre kinda cute.

>>500261
I might have to come down there and get a few of the little critters. They are so cute, I would love to have a few.

bamp

spent a good few hours reading this while at work

good thread, man

The thing that pisses me off the most is my parents believe I NEVER feed any of my animals.
I am curious how they think the redtail catfish went from 1 inch, to over 20 inches in about 10 months by almost never eating.

>>500136
I lol'd.
I don't even know if remoras are edible. Not to mention that it was fucking hard to find someone who could order one.

>>500146
Oh god, somehow, I read that as the woman's son bred with the cat. I probably shouldn't stay up for 30 hours anymore.

polite sage for no contribution

Ugh, this makes me feel horrible, since when I was a kid I was involved in something similiar to the OP's post. Probably six I think, and a bunch of the older kids(around ten) found out a neighbor had fishs in a barrel in his backyard and decided to 'catch' five or so of them. I was there watching them the whole time, but couldn't get them to really stop. Dude was pissed about it. Still feel sorry since those five fish of his died. He was quite fond of his own fish, so I can definitely see the rage, but also a bit from the sense of the fact that little boys are douchebags, it seems

Anywho! Onto rage: Used to have a cat when I was around four named Blackie. Cute little thing. Had her for about six months, but she was more of an outdoor cat. Couldn't really get her trained like the other kitten we had. So my mother, deciding that she didn't want the cute little bastard anymore, drove us out about a half hour away into more of a country area. She stops in front of an old farm, a bit run down looking, and turns to me, "Okay. You can put him outside now."
I was shocked at first, and asked what she meant. Her answer: "Well there are some old family friends that I know used to live here. You're cat's more of a farm cat." I feel a bit better, but still worried since she didn't know if that particular couple still lived there. When I start to reach to open the car door to set her out, mum goes, "No no, don't bother opening the door.*Rolls down automatic window* Just toss her out. She won't get hurt."
Safe to say, most traumatic experience of my young young life. Also largest rage I think I ever had other than learning that my current dog's old owner was a crack addict, which would explain why she was constantly afraid of going anywhere near new people. Poor thing used to be abused like all hell.