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"You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation." - UTV on jobs.

"I mean, yeah for muslims right? Thinning the herd and such?" - UTV on condoms

I fucking love these. Bring out some new ones!

"I'm not a racist, I just didn't like his skin tone." - UTV on charges of murder against a black man.

posting in epic thread

lol moar

"I won't say whether or not I actually did it, but I will say that he once refused to work on my farm. I even offered to whip him more than the other slaves! He still refused. I did what I had to." -- UTV on Emile Heskey

"They stink like piss and smell like shit" - UTV on Mexicans

>>5011306
wat

"Obviously they didn't think it through." UTV on Switzerland's election to womens right to vote in 1990

>mon visage when this thread

"AARON LENNIN IS FROM AFRICA!" - UTV on Aaron Lennon

"I never wear cotton just cause of the risk it touched one of their hands" - UTV on civil rights.

>>5011336
lol'd so hard.

"It wasn't that bad, really - it was like the German version of the biggest loser" - UTV on the holocaust

UTV is racist too now? I thought he was just a private school conservative tosser.

"At least I'm okay." - UTV on 9/11

"I know he made some mistakes but come on ... everyone of us would have done the same in his situation!" - UTV on Hitler

"Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there." - UTV on Family Heritage

"YES, She has a dick??? My prayers have been answered!!"

>UTV on Jasmine

"I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'." - UTV on being politically correct.

"Why can't we have good niggers like Chelsea" - UTV on the standard of Aston Villa's players

"I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else." - UTV on Racism

>UTV on Switzerland's election to womens right to vote in 1990

Am I reading that women didn't have the right to vote in Switzerland until 1990?

"A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa." - UTV on the British Empire.

"I miss the sweet singing" - UTV on the abolition of slavery

Keep 'em coming

"I was switching channels, and saw all these hot little asian girls running around in spandex, and thought 'who stole my home movies?' But it was just the olympics." - UTV on sports

"Black men can't even write, let alone lead a country" - UTV on the newly appointed President of the United States of America, Barack Obama

>>5011389

Hey, leave my pretend fiancee out of this.

"(15 minutes of laughter) Wait could you say that one more time?" - UTV on women's suffrage

"I like it when they sing that song that goes like, 'Massa got me workin, massa got me workin'"
-UTV on the black people he knows

>>5011461

Wanna hear a joke?

Women's rights.

"Well, you need to have at least one black player on the team, otherwise people think you're racist" - UTV on the black contingent at Aston Villa

>>5011448
>newly appointed President of the United States
>Newly appointed President
>newly appointed
>appointed

>>5011473
Sexist

>>5011418
1971

"Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights" - UTV just now

"Well, I would've picked anthropology, but after my first few courses I was sorely disappointed to learn that it wasn't as racist as it used to be." - UTV on his college major

"There was grass on the field, so we played ball." UTV on an incident involving the Aston Villa U12s.

"the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it." - UTV on handegg

"I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me." - UTV on Religion

"Soon i'll be able to enter a team in the NFL" - UTV on his plantation workers

>>5011505

These are fucking hilarious

"She said she couldn't feel it inside her, but I came" UTV on sex

"Italy is pretty close to Africa." - UTV on why he never eats Italian food

i am thoroughly enjoying this thread

"It's not like it's rape, I mean, she was unconscious so she would never know right?" - UTV on recent rape scandal

"Blacks owe a lot to us. How the hell do you think those Negroes crossed the Detroit River? They sure as hell didn't swim." - UTV on the Underground Railroad

"As long as they keep their filthy hands far away from me, I couldn't care less. In fact, it's just more steak for me." - UTV on vegans

>>5011545
>It's not rape if she can't-- I mean don't say no.

"Gingers have no souls" UTV on Paul Scholes

ITT recycled Zach Braff quotes

"I don't see how he looks like a faggot, he looks just like me" UTV on Mouse

"I don't like the term 'coon' as a derogatory term for nigger. Raccoons are lovely creatures" - UTV on racial slurs

"Yes, I call it a Dutch Rodeo. Thoroughly enjoyable." - UTV on sex with girls suffering from Tourette's syndrome

"I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people." - UTV on accusations of racism

"It must be weird being the only white person in a group, like everyone looks to him for guidance." - UTV on Aston Villa captain Stilian Petrov

This thread has been requested 1 times now.

>>5011430
This.

"I didn't care much for his performance in 'Pulp Fiction'" - UTV on actor Morgan Freeman.

Why do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

>>5011612

*What

"It was dark out, and I couldn't see it" - UTV on his recent Hit and run triple homicide charge

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice." - UTV on domestic violence.

>>5011612
"Why do you tell a woman with two black eyes?" - UTV on failing

"Okay, so there's a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? Neither, the cop is driving" - UTV entertaining a crowd

>>5011635

Fucking lol'd

"I don't care what women say, thirty seconds is plenty of time for a woman to get off" - UTV on making women climax

"Because they are all black" UTV on why Aston Villa's strikers can't score for shit.

>>5011666

>Doesn't know about Agbonlascore and John Carew Carew

"Cash rules everything around me. C.R.E.A.M. Get the money, dollar dollar bill ya'll." - UTV on Money

F5 F5 F5 F5

Whenever I read UTV's name I think of that part in Star Wars IV where the Jawas are running around the desert and one of them says something like "UTINNI"

MustaineCakesLescott.jpg - UTV on James Milner

"I've written a book about racism. It even has pictures, so niggers can enjoy it too." - UTV, author.

>>5011689
>he doesn't use greasemonkey script

>>5011699
?

>>5011497
I've gpt a better one: /sp/ moderators.

>>5011695
Lol'd hard.

>>5011708
>he also doesn't use greasemonkey script

ITT: Racists

You guys should all be ashamed of yourselves.

"It's a shame there was segregation back then. Blacks and Irish being killed? I've got wood." - UTV on the Titanic

>>5011726
no I use it, but what does that have to do with refreshing?

>>5011745
it refreshes for you dipshit

>mf everytime i see >UTV !5qQiTMAoFM

>>5011679
Out of 52 games, our strikers have scored 40 goals. That's pretty bad.

>>5011767

Good defensive record overall though

Inb4

>7-1

"So how do you start a black parade? Just roll a coin down the street" - UTV with his great ideas

>>5011792
>strikers are shit
>start talking about defense

UTV never change.

UTV on equality

>>5011792

>>5011743
>>5011743
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

>>5011792

>>5011792
"That's because our Defense is white" -UTV on Aston Villa's impressive defense record.
(Bar that one fucking game, also 2 other teams got raped by Chelsea)

"I like David Cameron and all, but he's too liberal for me" - UTV on David Cameron being elected prime minister.

>>5011803
>Defense

UTV recently opened a brothel that specialises in Jewish prostitutes.

He's thinking of calling it 'The Gash Chamber.'

>>5011830
>>5011838
o.

http://www.stdfriends.com/utv

It was one of the more proud moments in our worlds history - UTV on the holocaust

"The reason there's so many fast black people is that all the slow ones are in jail" - UTV on the Olympics

>>5011861

>Implying UTV graduated high school.

>>5011838
>>5011830
wat

>>5011878
>Implying High School exists in England.

>>5011889
wtf?

england confirmed for retards hahahah

no wonder you are all so stupid if u dont even have school

>>5011861
>pic not Phil from Kent

>>5011897
oh u amerifags.

>>5011897

Well you are just confirmed for retard if you actually believed that

>>5011901

>Implying that's me
>Implying my name is Phil

Jesus Christ, just because I was at that game doesn't mean some faggy kid you saw on TV was me.

>>5011920

>UTV getting mad

Yep, must be him

>>5011920

Yes it does.

its like i'm on /tv/ and UTV has become Zach Braff

"The Tea Party protests did more for America than any other tea party before them." UTV on Tea Parties

>>5011901
LOL this is really UTV?

Oh shit, Jasmine and UTV in the same thread
I'm out of here

"I let all the Mexicans take siestas. It's their reward for working all night." - UTV on worker's rights

ARCHIVE THIS THREAD

>>5011611
>Useless // ONE !SONGWJ4XUo

The stalker is back

>>5011949

But it isn't sports related
Where's your sage!?

"What are three things you can't give to a black man? A black eye, a fat lip, a job, and a high school diploma" - UTV telling jokes to a group of orphans

>>5011963
Always brown people causing shit

>>5011418

>Am I reading that women didn't have the right to vote in Switzerland until 1990?

"It was a golden age" - UTV on Anonymous's Switz history question

>>5011972
that's 4 things

>>5011970

>Implying that isn't UTVs alter ego

>>5011979

I'm adding you to the list of racist /sp/ posters.

Archived 4 times

Just 3 more you faggots

"If it's white, it's alright, if it's black, send it back" - UTV on immigrants

>>5011987
>Implying UTV can count

>>5011979
Just because you Dutch people dont know how to deal with your immigrants and let them do what they want doesnt mean you have to be so mad and racist on the internet, bro

holy shit
>THIS FUCKING THREAD

2 MORE REQUESTS

Updated.

>>5012044

>Implying I want to be reminded of this shitfest.

2 more fucking requests man

http://4chanarchive.org/

Gogogogogogo

>>5012058

Haha yess

"Slavery built the South. I'm not saying we should bring it back; I'm just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark."
UTV on slavery

>utv

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UTV is now my favorite tripfag

>>5012121

>UTV without his trip

>>5011920
Errr, we know.

>mfw I recalled my moment from >>5012058

Wasn't it UTV who said that "Que sera sera" (we're going to Wembley edition) was a Villa song? (Someone got mad when I posted it at least)

>this thread

A clear setback after a 7-1 loss.

>>5012181

He thinks everything's a Villa song.

>>5012181
Most likely.

The England fans started a chant today, I can't remember which one, and UTV thought they were singing about Birmingham.

He's new to football, be kind to him.

>>5012181

He thinks every chant is a Villa song

>>5012225
>>5012214

villasongmind

Haters gonna hate

Football songs are used by so many clubs it might as well.

>>5012261

More like, Racists (You) gonna hate

>>5012274

>He supports the BNP

>>5012261

What's that?
You hate black people?

Oh UTV, you silly racist

>europeans

>mfw when UTV is a Villa supporter though he doesn't even pronounce "Carew" the correct Norwegian way

>This thread

>>5012295
>NI person who supports the south
>Votes for the BRITISH national party

Do you realise how retarded you just went?

>my face when utv came and ruined all the work villafag did to make villa a beloved team of /sp/

>>5012345
This.

"Well, if you cover one eye and squint with the other and kind of cock your head to the side and balance on one foot, she's actually quite attractive." UTV on Margaret Thatcher

So is this UTV the MMB of Euros?

"well, at first i was sceptical about their immigration policies, but as they say, there ain't no black in the union jack" - utv on the BNP

>This thread.

>>5012345
totally this, I used to like villa and now I want them to lose everytime, just because of this cunt.

>>5012345
I never thought of it that way.

"Wanna see what I look like Japanese?" - UTV on his recent trip to Asia.

>UTV

>>5012345
Fucking this.

Fuck you UTV.

>>5012345
oh shit, you're right

I bet any villa anons on here must fucking hate him

>>5012402

>UTV

Holy shit. This thread was better before all these tripfags came. Completely shit now.

>>5012393
OH YEAH.

>>5012345
inb4, I rebuild this team's reputation.

>>5012555
Danish?

>>5012555

>Implying you won't make it worse.

>>5012555

>Implying it already isn't as high as it can go

UTV is such a homo

>>5012567
No, South African living in Jersey.

>>5012573

>Rock bottom

seems right.

>>5012555
>has another players name in his trip.

that takes points off already.

>>5012585

"Nigger" - UTV

>>5012585

>>5012585
>Sewf Efrika

>>5012603
Don't worry UTV, I'm white.

>>5012585
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>5012585
lolololol oh shit, don't go to a villa game or UTV will murder you

>>5012638
>White South African

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

>>5012585
>implying africans know how to computer

>>5012677
Fuckin' ANC turning South Africa into a shithole.

I like how it has taken around a little over an hour for UTVs reputation to be officially destroyed.

The Britfags already knew about 7-1 and him being a racist, but now everybody knows.

>>5012677
Afrikaners should get their own land already

>AstonBendtners face right now

>>5012695
>AstonBendter confirmed for Matt Damons dad in Invictus

>>5012679

>nigger on /sp/

mind blown

>>5012714

>Cricket
>Eurovision

And to top it all off, I bet you watch Desperate Housewives.

>>5012733
> Desperate Housewives

>>5012710
Meh. Wickus' wife was fitter.
>>5012714
That movie is just Hollywood going:
OHH MANDELA YOU ARE THE BEST WE WANT TO FUCK YOU. YOU AMAZING PERSON .YOU ARE GOD WE LOVE YOU.

>203 posts and 38 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Ok, calm down guys.

There was a white girl in my class from South Africa. You guys have the funniest accent.
>"I come from South AFFFFFFrica."

Why do you talk like that?

>>5012733
what's wrong with cricket? ;_;

>>5012780

It's incredibly boring.

>>5012754
>my face when AstonBendtner was mad

>>5012754

>>5012754
calm down don't get your nigger in a twist

>>5012769
>You're so vain
>You probably think this thread is about you

>>5012803

>mfw you forgot to upload a file.

>>5012777
Everyone has accents, I can't explain why we can speak like that.

>>5012777
Because they're former Dutch peasants or something like tht

UTV why are you such a faggot

>>5012837
Coming from the guy who loves the girl with the worst english accent EVER.

>>5012826
>my face when you can't >my face

>>5012846

Fucking burn

Former Dutch peasants or not, Afrikaans sounds awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_7v3SVGPII

>DAT KP ACCENT

>Sewf Efrika

>>5012841
Shut up UTV, this thread is now about someone else. Stop giving yourself attention.

>>5012777
there was a south african girl in my school. poor thing got asked if she british/australian all the time.

honestly. some canadians can't tell british & australian accents apart.

>>5012864
kieswetters accent > kp's

>Sith Iffrika

>>5012846
Fucking this. I played that Lena girl's song at my friends house to get their reactions. They raged. Then laughed.

You are all now aware that this is the best musical group from South Africa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_pS46YRMIQ

>>5012870
>all americans can't tell british & australian accents apart.

>>5012889
That's probably even more like what KP says

>This thread

>>5012898
Felix Laband > Rest of South African music

UTV confirmed for Prince Philip

>>5012904
>UTV

>>5012924

>Formula 1

"It could've been worse, I could've been black." - UTV on coming home to find his house burnt down, his family brutally murdered and all his posessions taken away, followed by getting stabbed in the stomach five times and run over by a car

>>5012898
FFFFFFFFFFFF That was good. Are they for real or what?

>>5012942
>7-1

>>5012948

>>5012948

It could've been worse, I could be Swedish.

>>5012996
>UTV
>being jealous at Sweden again
feels good man, but you're not allowed in.

>>5012948
"It could be worse, i could not be a bandwagonner" The Friendly Belgian

>>5013018
>disrespecting FB

>>5013008
I thought let anyone come in and they could get a free house and pension? Is this wrong?

>>5013031
facebook is shit

>>5013008

>you're not allowed in

They don't like heterosexuals in Sweden do they?

>>5013046
We don't like racists
>>5013039
>free house
Na I think that's the UK

>>5013046

>Implying you're not A-sexual.

ARCHIVE

>>5013073

>We don't like racists

Then why the hell are you living there?

Well, I had my 15 minutes of fame.

>>5013073
I mix them up sometimes. I mean both only support teams in the Big 4 and are full of Muslims. e.g. Jasmine and Hansa

>>5013133

Does this mean you're going to fuck off you cunt?

>>5013101

It's already archived

>>5013141
You seem friendly, may I ask for your name and whereabouts?

>>5013154
are you going to go and brutalise him with the rest of your african buddies?

>>5013175
Well, since it would be extremely hard for me to ensemble my "african buddies" as they live on the other side of the world, to where I live.
I guess not.

>>5013212

Meet me at Waverley Station, Edinburgh tomorrow at noon. Are you man enough?

"There is just nothing better than a good old Minstrel show"

UTV on art appreciation.

>>5013228

Why do all the internet tough guys somehow end up on /sp/?

>>5013228
Sure, look out for me. I'll be leading an ensemble of african slaves.

"If I were racist none of my employees would be black" UTV on his plantation work force

"I don't think darkies should compete with real men, they are animals that have an extra thigh muscle that allows them to run faster and jump higher"

UTV on sports

>>5013228

>>5013247
Jocks are used to intimidating people.

Thread of the day.

>>5011336
>>5011381
>>5011555
>>5011635
>>5011695
>>5011868


Lol'd at all of these