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>play video games
>parents don't care about video games, only pretend to have interest when I talk about them
>play okami
>mom suddenly loves me more because of artistic shit

>Playing some 3d interactive movie with my boy
>Get my wife to play
>Son beats us a few time
>I pull down his pants and spank his ass
>He goes to bed crying

>mom wont buy me mw2
>bitch at her til she buys it
>shit game so i make her go get a different one
bitch

>>51336775
You're a great dad.

>Playing Battefield: Bad comany 2
>Dad wants to play
>Pass him PS3 remote
>2 player game
>Walks looking up and starts shooting at the sky
>Snipe him and pwn him with the tank

My face

I don't have parents.

>dad plays MW2
>plays domination and always gets a shitty KDR and dies a lot and yells FUUUUCK and other expletives into the mic all the time from the basement while im on the computer
>he watches me play
>i go like 20 3
>he thinks he can do as good
>goes negative
>facepalm.

DAMN.

>pick up TF2 back before I moved out
>Dad watches for a while, eventually gets himself the Orange Box
>kind of sucks, but talks shit at me like a motherfucker

>dad plays the myst series
>dat marble puzzle

also, he likes the vidya put wants games that aren't SHOOTAN and are more thinking things through rather than skill.

Any recommendations

>6 years old, couldn't get past a stage in Super Mario 64
>Become upset, cry
>Fall asleep from being worn out
>Wake up to find mom sleeping with my controller in her hand
>Stayed up all night and beat the level so I could keep playing
>My face

Best fucking mom ever.

>Parents both hate videogames
>Always buy me anything I want that's videogame related

>>51337179
Layton up in this bitch.

>playing C&C renegade online, driving a tank
>dad walks in
>"what is wrong with you son, playing wargames and stuff!"
>ignore dad, keep on playing
>"kill that guy with your tank!"
>"i can't, he's in my team!"
>"KILL HIM!"
>my face

>Playing Grand Theft Auto 4
>Dad asks what I'm doing
>Proceed to show him all the intricate ways you can leave blood on the hood of the car
>Ask dad if he wants to play
>"How do I play?"
>Dad proceeds to murder everyone in the immediate area before I can explain the controls

>>51337231

Thats fucking cool man! Your mom rules! LOL

Are ya winnin'?

>>51337132

>plays domination and always gets a shitty KDR

>Domination

>KDR

>Implying KDR matters in objective based games


And people wonder why the MW2 community is the worst there is.

>>51337428
>Dad comes to visit as I'm playing The Lost and Damned
>"Hey, let me try."
>hops on a bike, drives around killing taxi drivers with the sawed-off

>dont speak english, cant understand Zelda OoT
>dad traslate everything so i can play it and understand the whole story
>fucking best dad ever

>playing Zelda: Four swords adventures with 3 friends
>one of them have to leave
>my mom comes and wants to play
>expect embarasing moment
>she won't stop killing and trolling us
>my friends and I have to team up to stop my trolling machine of a mother

What the fuck mom

>Playing House of the Dead: Overkill
>Dad walks in
>"Hey, that music sounds like something from the 60's!"
>Burn the soundtrack on a CD for him
>He now listens to it in his car

Awesome.

>>51337949

Same story here, except it was with A Link to the Past.

He got sick of it after a while though. Gave me incentive to learn the language, I guess.

>>51337600
Brofist for badass, natural-born killing machine dads.

>>51337992
that happened to me, but with my friends dad.

damn, i thought i was an ass, this guy was crazy

>>51338184
Fuck yeah.
He's actually really scary. Has some sort of mysterious level of anger that supposedly hasn't been seen since he tossed his sister through a sliding glass door thirty years ago.

>get MGS2 from a retailer store
>game's not working ok
>mom's going near the store, ask her to ask a refund or change
>guy in the store tries to convince her to get Minority Report game
> mom tell him the game looks like shit, and that everyone knows movie based games are always shit
>mom got back from downtown with a new MGS2

bes fuckin mom ever

>Visit dad during elementary school, 8-9 years ago
>Has a PS2
>Play Dynasty Warriors 2 Demo constantly
>He gives me the PS2
>Love that shit forever

>playing super metroid
>dad comes in, asks if i'm winning
>yeah sure whatever dad
>how do you win
>i reply you have to not lose
>sent to my room for being a smartass

>"Hey, Mom/Dad, want to play this with me"
no.
>"Okay"

>Dad likes WW2 board games
>Buy Company of Heroes
>Dad walks in while I'm lanning against my brother
>His face

>Playing Road Rash 64
>Make Dad play
>"Is that mace?"
>Sprays me with mace
>Run directly into a car
>Both enjoy a good laugh

>>51338971
>Playing Road Rash 64
>Make Dad play
>"Is that mace?"
>Sprays me with mace
>AH FUCK MY EYES
>WHAT THE FUCK DAD

>mom finally plays mario kart 64 with me
>she holds the joystick with all five fingers (you know how people do that)
>WTF MOM HOW ARE YOU IN FIRST PLACE
>her face

>going to play cod 5
>dad says "kick some ass boy"
>start playing cod 5 online
>gets owend by a mexican
>dad says "fucking spic"

This thread is fucking awesome
Bump of epic proportions

>>51339169
Someone else does that? Holy shit I thought I was the only one...

>>51338971
road rash 64, fuck, I loved the damage multipliers. I foud it odd, that one song, "get the club", or something had that lyric "I'm wearing panties". Played with music off around parents, not like there were many tracks to listen to anyways.

>Get both parents and brother playing new super mario bros at the same time
>First stage dad keeps running as quick as he can through the maps, killing mom
>Second stage mom learns how to pick someone up, keeps throwing people into enemies
>Hysterical laughter induced via gamage

>green text
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>spend the evening wishing my parents would play video games with me
>get distracted by other more important things like drugs women and bros
>op is a fag

>>51339755
>drugs women

So, bitches and whores made from spliffs and bowls?

>about 8 years old
>dad is playing Resident Evil
>he tells me to come have a look at something
>cutscene with zombie eating someone

Inappropriate or awesome?

>>51339833
There's a difference?

>I am playing 1v1 against the computer in NFL street
>Mom walks in, asks me what I am doing
>Explain her how the game is like playing Football but without rules and shit
>she's interested
>give her second controller
>She's actually really good

THEN

>She get's me the new madden every year for my birthday since then
>We always play it whenever I go over to her house
>I love my mother.

>finally get around to buying a Samba De Amigo with the maracas
>dad has arthritis in his fingers and can't play normal vidya
>He wants to play this
>He plays vidya for the first time in 10 years
>we go fishing the next day

>>51337567
>>51337567
>>51337567

Nostalgia

>play MW2 with dad
>Snatch n Grab mission
>he provides sniper support as I grab the intel
>MAXIMUM BRO FIST

>convince mom to try Mario Kart 64 with me
>she sucks

>Parents criticize vidya games
>Ask them if they have ever really watched me play one
>Parents watch vidya games with fascination
>Buy vidya games when I ask for them because they are TRULY A MARVEL OF TECHNOLOGY

>>51337179
Machinarium. Look it up.It's awesome,and only like twenty bucks. My dad's the same, and he loved it.

>>51337567
That's what my parents would ask when I dame in from DMing a D&D session. "NO GUYS, YOU CAN'T WIN D&D, GOD."

>>51340223
Also, playing Halo with my sister. We raped the shit out of 2.

>Get mom to play Warcraft
>Blood elf warrior
>Dies 2 cat
>lmao 2 cat!!

I used to play Family Feud with my parents on the SNES. It was fucking amazing. Now my parents could care less. They say just watching me play makes them sick.

>Being 7 years old
>Playing Super Mario Bros
>Mom wants to play
>Bed time
>"Its okay if you stay awake a little bit more"
>3am and still playing
>Skip school the next day
>I love my mom

My parents and I would take turns playing tetris on my GBC. It was fun.

>Talk about Doom 3 with brother
>Dad overhears and is surprised to find out there's a Doom 3
>Dad got me into games by taking me to work with him on saturdays and setting up a computer with Doom II for me to play.
>Pull out Doom 3 case, and give it to Dad.
>Yet to see if he'll play it.

>dad is playing Mario and Luigi
>he's doing pretty good outside of getting lost every once and a while

>Dad still plays Civ II and Panzer General

>>51340414
0/10

>Go to my Dad's work every day during the summer when I was 10.
>Bored out of my mind.
>"Dad I'm bored. What can I do?"
>"There's a computer in the lounge room."
>Duke Nukem all summer.
>FUCK YEAR

I don't know how to green text but my mom played space invaders for atari so much the cartridge burnt out. We beat River City Ransom and Lost Vikings together when I was a child. We played a lot of nes and snes games together.

Dad's memories with vidya aren't as good, past ten years had the classic moment where we were getting ready to play mario golf gcn and he though the long opening cutscene was going to be the type of stuff we were going to play. "WHAT DO YOU GUYS GOT ME PLAYIN'?" I say that in homage when opening cutscenes drag on in new games. Also signing autographs for his nascar ps2 game (press buttons quickly as they appear).

>>51339833
>Watching mom play Resident Evil
>She throws the controller at me when a Hunter attacks.
>Freak the fuck out while she laughs her ass off.

>Get N64 for christmas
>Troubles getting it set up
>Go to bed because it's getting late
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>My mom is playing Super Mario 64, has four stars
>"Go to bed dear."
>Find out later she played the vidya growing up, kept my dad waiting for dates because she was busy playing Pac-Man

>Always used to play FPS with dad as a kid. We were pretty on par for the most part, so it was always fun.
>Dad taught me to play with lazy controls - Mouse2 to move forward, Mouse1 to shoot. Strafing is not in my vocabulary.
>Buy Ironstorm. Game crashes if you change controls. Have to adapt and learn awkward at the time WASD control.
>With strafing and greater control up in my shit Dad can never beat me at Soldier of Fortune unless I let him and he knows it.
>We never play multiplayer anything again. Not even soccer, that he knows he'll always smash me at, as he always plays it and will use our only joystick.

It's been over 12 years since we last played anything.
Now he just plays WoW. Not competitively, but just to hoard gold pointlessly. Has 6 level 80s for this purpose. Sigh.

>Mom despises video games
>Dad too busy but loves Zelda and Metroid
>Bro is Brawl obsessed
>no one to play with
>sad

>Remembers playing Halo 2 waaaaay back when I was only 6
>Dad says BOOM HEADSHOT when I get a kill

epic win for dad lol

>>51341662

>>51341662

>12 years old

>>51341662
Fuck if I ever have children these are the types of stories you'll be seeing in the future.

Maybe not the Halo part

>>51341662
no

>dad plays halo 1 for first time
>aims at sky and starts shooting
>"why are the controls the wrong way?"
>i invert controls
>he owns

>>51337231
Holy shit man. Your mom's a true bro.

>>51341324
I want to make sweet love to your mother.

>>51342291
BroMom will be the new hit movie.

You heard it here first.

>Playing Mario Kart 64 with mom and brother as a kid
>Played a countless amount of time
>Mom and dad divorced
>Dad hates video games
Fuck I hate my dad.

>>51342363
The "lowest point" scene in the movie would be BroMom caught fucking the main character's girlfriend with a strapon.

>>51342224
>Dad buys Halo 1 for himself.
>Asks me to invert the controls for him.
>Gets stuck on first level, I have to beat it for him.
>He gradually gets better over the years.
>Still plays Halo 3 on Live occasionally.

>play Aladdin on the Sega Genesis as a kid
>worst player ever
>visit Dad on weekends
>he beats the game in the time it took me to beat three levels
>never plays vidya again
>horrible relationship with father

>>51342567
"I thought it was bros before hoes, Bro Mom!"

My daughter was digging around in the living room the other day, found my old Genesis. We hooked it up and beat Gunstar Heroes together. I'm so proud.

>>51342793
But BroMom is both a bro and a hoe.

>>51342690
You do not deserve to be this man's son.

>>51342831
Did you give your daughter a brofist?

Fuck no one take this the wrong way, I mean it in the strictest sense of the word.

>>51342952
Nah, she prefers a high five. So we did that instead.

>young, maybe 7 years old
>dad gets Wolfenstein 3D
>beats all 6 episodes on hardest difficulty
>me, mom, little brother all watch him play every night, this is our "family game night"

And...

>dad signs me up for some PC game magazine or something
>see review for Jedi Knight
>SHIT BRIX
>dad comes home one day with the game
>"Is this the game you were talking about?"

My dad was awesome.

>>51342915

Why?

>go out with mom and buy a game
>we stop at the liquor store on the way home
>I play my videogame for the next 3 days, not eating most of the time
>she hits me and blames me for not going to school by myself

This was when I was in middle school. There was no bus either.

>>51342869
No man, Bro Mom's husband died before she gave birth to Brotagonist and she didn't want to remarry or adopt another kid, but also not to deny him a mother, a bro, and a dad, so she became all three.

There was no hoe involved. She always got you the games, helped you with everything, and always tried to get you laid, without skipping a beat nor a delicious home cooked meal.

>>51343021
Aw.

Next time terrorist fist bump.

>>51343037
"Was"
I'm sorry he's gone.

>>51343238
I'll keep that in mind, we're going to play through Castle Crashers on co-op this weekend.

>>51343296
FUCK YEAH

BE THE BEST DAD EVER ANONYMOUS

>Played Yoshi's Safari with dad and the super scope
>Can't play too well
>Dad takes the scope and kicks ass
>"I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER"

>>51343400
That's the plan. I had a kickass dad, and he had a kickass dad. I'm continuing the chain.

>>51337179
>fps
>skill

hahaohwow.jpg

>sister and dad start playing CoD
>the first few matches i play with either one hand or only the knife.
>they are now both better than me.
>I switch to PC gaming to avoid getting my ass kicked

>>51343274
Me too, man. Ok one more:

>get Sega Genesis for Christmas
>dad (big football fan) buys a Madden game
>"Thanks for the game, Dad!"
>"I bought this for myself. If you're good I'll let you play...."
>my brother and I take turns playing 2-player with him

>get Earthbound for Christmas
>I watch while dad plays it
>Dad wakes me up at three a.m
>watch him beat boogey tent
>happy memories

>Playing Battlefield 1943 online
>Mum is stood at the door, watching as she does
>Get in plane for the first time ever
>Fly around a bit, get shot down
>Mum: "Hahaha. Where did you learn to fly?"

Most sarcastic mum going.

>Watching my dad play Secret of Mana on the Super Nintendo when I was younger
>eating Kraft Dinner and Tuna
>Dad rapes the last boss
>I still can't beat that game

He only plays Madden now, but he loves KotOR.

>>51337231

are you serious? seriously dude, your mom is the definition of awesome.

My dad is awesome, but he's waaaay too old for vidya gaems. Being born in 1933 to an extremely abusive father, he's much more intellectual.

Though we DO watch a fuckton of movies.

archive dis bitch!

>>51339886
>Madden
>NFL Street

>playing rock band with family
>sister and her husband playing drums (both around 30) insist on playing drums
>Dad playing easy bass
>Mom singing
>After 20 minutes, finally decide to play "creep"
>Dad fails three times, mom fails twice finishes on red,sister and her husband each use one stick each to play drums, fail once, husband takes over
>song last less then a minute and a half
>everyone in my family thinks the game is stupid and im stupid for playing it.
>FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>51340952
>Implying your dad doesn't have excellent taste.

>>51336412
>Mom plays Snake every time.

You are now aware that this was only because she liked his ass.

>>51344306
Wait your DAD was born in 1933?

My parents never played games. Both my older brothers did, though, so I had access to my own library, plus each of theirs.

>>51344466
You are now aware his mom is a tourneyfag tier whore and undercover troll.

> Playing Crash Bandicoot 3
> Can't beat N. Tropy
> Go to bed, sleep
> Next morning, mom says she beat him for me
> SUUUUUPEEER SPIIIN

>>51336412
My dad and I beat Dynamite Headdy when I was like 5. The fucking clown boss scared the fuck outta me as a kid. I think that was the defining moment with him ;_;
Oh we played Gran Turismo together but It wasnt as badass :(

>>51344483
I'm pretty proud of him, married my mom when she was 20.

>>51344553
She's even in the Smash Back Room!

>play vidya all my life
>Parents never play with me

>mom wants to play new super mario bros wii
>she is mario
>we dont get past the first stage because she spent the entire time laughing at marios animations and the goombas
>she cant do a running jump but is having more fun than me

>>51344698
Ha, nice. My dad was 34 when he married my mom, and she was fifteen. She was a tomboy, too. I've seen the pictures. Delicious short hair.

>Play Doom with my grandpa can't be more than 3 years old.
>I sit on his lap with my hand on the mouse and his hand is over mine actually controlling it.
>Grandpa always uses cheats to light up dark rooms.

My Grandpa is one of the best people in the world.

>Dad plays Crackdown for the first time
>suddenly turns into RoboCop

>Got No More Heroes 2
>Mom walks in right on the line "you're going to fight me with all your hoes?
>her face:

>Playing Halo 2 with me Dad
>we get to the final mission as the chief
>leave cortana behind
> my dad turns to me and ask's "WTF, we dont get to have sex with the robot."
>I am proud to be the son of my father.

>>51345008
Damn. My grandpa doesn't even have internet. His computer is roughly ten years old, and he uses it to play Solitaire.

>5 years old
>mom gets me tetris for the 64
>mom always beats me because she is a tetris master
>2 years ago at 16 ask her to play tetris again
>she still beats me
>my mom is awesome

>>51345106
if i had a dad thats the kind id want lol

>>convince dad to play gears of war
>> doesnt understand how to use both moving and turning analogs at the same time
>>gives up before we see Alpha/

>playing Super Mario 64 a a kid with my sister, dad and grandad
>I take care of most of the levels
>sister does the bosses
>dad and granddad do the slides

Fuck yeah

>Try to get Dad to play different games.
>Can't get used to WASD, can't get used to fast paced games.
>He goes back to Ultima Online to do some fishing.

>>51345119
My Grandpa has always been big into computers. He really got me into building them as such. Still plays games kinda. Last i remember he had me explain to him how to play Sins of a Solar Empire.

>power outage for 4 hours
>playing pokemon red with my fuckin worm lite (you know the one)
>dad looks bored, introduce him to pokemon
>don't get my gameboy back till he beats the game

>get Littlebigplanet for my PS3
>mom comments on how the sackboys are cute
>she wants to play with me
>we both finish LBP

>playing MGS3, at the part where EVA says that Boss let her go.
>Dad says, "So he let her go because she has nice tits?"
>Uh, The Boss is a woman.
>So she let her go because she's a dike and she has nice tits?

I lol'd.

>>51345365

Your Dad plays UO?

That's hardcore dude!

>I'm like, 4 or some shit
>Have NES
>Parents buy Super Mario Bros. 3 and players guide
>I end up learning to read by looking at the players guide and figuring things out
>My mom and dad would play SMB3 with my bros and me
>My parents fucking rule
>Video games taught me to read

Love you mom and dad
Love you vidya games

Referencing some older games here

>Playing Close Combat with my Dad
>He begins pushing Panzer Lehr units towards Bastogne
>He realizes I have the 101st in a defensive perimeter around the city.
>I start Humming the theme to Patton, I hear him in the other room yell NUTS.

I fucking love my dad

>Playing saints row 2
>Dad walks in and watches for awhile
>Ask if he wants to play
>Give him the controller after explain the controls
>He promptly runs over to a car and kills the driver then steers it onto a side walk mowing down pedestrians until finally hitting the pumps at a gas station, flying a few hundred feet in the air and landing right side up on top of a fat guy.

>>51342224

Exactly the fucking same as when My dad tried out Goldeneye 007

>>51345591

I learned to read mostly because of OoT. And they say vidya rots your mind.

>watch dad play AoE
>Learn to play
>time passes
>visit dada office
>he is playing AoE 2
>shit bricks at grapphics

>>51345436
My dad taught himself, and me. I learned how to do car repairs, maintenance, and such from my grandpa.

>Dad bitches at me that I'm playing to much vidya and staying up to late
>Start keeping the house clean and make dinner occasionaly
>Never says a word about it again
>feels good man

>>51345708
Back when television was the mind-rotter, I was learning to read from Wheel of Fortune.

>Hide Gameboy under cover
>Dad comes in and sees red light from underneath sheets
>Playin' 'yer sissy vidjagames, son? Why can't you just jerk off at this time, like a regular kid?
>NO DAD, NO.
;_;

>Despite being technically proficient, neither parent plays anything more complicated than Bejeweled.

>Remain convinced my mother would utterly rape EVE Online though.

Of course, her response would be "Why would I want to work in my time off? I could be spending that time watching the stock market and make real money instead of fake money."

>Playing Sonic speedruns with my dad
>Beat his time on Starlight Zone Act 1 by 2 seconds
>"Hey, that's bullshit! I made you!"
>"Made me better than you"
>His face

>playing gauntlet for the n64
>ask mom if she wants to play
>shes archer, im warrior
>beat half of the game
>playing in her hospital room
>she died of cancer several years ago
>havent played that game since

>Playing GTA4 on 52 inch tv.
>Mom comes in with a friend, she asks what I am doing.
>"I am trying to kill the black guy because he is annoying and I want to steal his house."
>Mom watches as I slaughter Playboy's buddies with a variety of weapons. Chase down Playboy and rip him to shreds as he falls off the building.
>Comments how games like this is a bad influence on me.
>I am 25

my Dad sat me in front of a computer when I was like ... 3 or so. I used to watch him play Wizardry and shit as a kid.

One year for xmas he bought a co-workers NES collection and gave it to me. It was like .... 75 NES games. Epic.

We both play quite a bit of vidya, I got him into MMOs with WoW (he was in a solid raiding guild, hunter class leader)

In fact, he reads 4chan too ... so ... if he sees this - Hi Dad. Thanks for getting me into the vidya :D

I consider myself lucky - Not many people my age (27) have a Dad who they can watch football with and play some vidya with.

>>51345781
>wake up at six in the morning
>shower, eat, brush teeth, etc.
>make my lunch, feed the cat
>walk to school
>go straight to job after school
>on days off, make dinner
>do dishes
>do laundry
>finally sit down for vidya about an hour before bed
>"You play that thing too much."

And now that I've moved out...
>Get home from work
>play vidya for a bit before doing housework
>call from mother "You know, you'd have a girlfriend if you stopped the damn games."
>log on Facebook because lolfriends made me
>mom played Farmville six hours that day

>Get Wii for Christmas a few years ago
>Bring Wii over to Grandma's for Christmas family dinner
>get her to box with me
>laugh so hard at her flailing she ends up winning

>dad asked if i wanted to play nes with him when i was a kid a few times
>tells me to stop wasting my time on this stuff when im older
>he hates games now

>Playing Final Fantasy XII on a Friday Night
>Dad walks into living room curious
>See all the empty beer cans on the kitchen table in the room behind him
>THE FUCK IS THIS QUEER SHIT. YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU'LL NEVER GET LIKE THIS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>whatever dad
>NO SON OF MINE
>fuckin asshole
>THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY? YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
>Dad runs up tears the controller out of my hand and punches me in the stomach
>Kicks the ps2 hard as possible
>Microchips and plastic fly all over the room
>NOW CLEAN THIS FUCKING SHIT UP. FUCKING DISGRACE YOU ARE, YOU MAKE ME SICK
>Clean it up for an hour with a bruise developing on my stomach
>Dad is in the kitchen drinking more beer

>Back when i was younger.
>Playing centipede
>Die on level 16
>Dad asks to play
>Gets to level 127

>Dad comes down to the basement and asks me if I'm working on my paper
>I tell him no, I'm reading frame data for Bison in SF4
>He says "Oh", and starts to walk away
>I ask him if he wants to play NBA Jam

BOOMSHAKALAKA

Not parents but close enough

>Visit Aunt and my 2 little cousins
>Cousins want to play rockband
>sing
> decide to do Ballroom blitz overthe top
>hear laughing mid song
>turn to see laughing Aunt with camera filming
>hear about from family for the months to come

>>51346195

>Play vidya a few hours a day.
>Mom says that I spend too much time on it and blames it on pretty much everything I do wrong.
>She sits in front of the TV all day doing nothing.
>I've never blown off homework to play games (I might have played them while I was procrastinating, but I never just outright play those instead).
>She's unemployed and hardly does anything.

Sweet irony.

>Playing Phoenix Wright
>Mom hears objection
>Watches me beat case 4 on JFA
>Mom is now addicted to Ace Attorney series

>>51337179
ace attorney and perfect prosecutor

>11-12 y/o Xmas day
>At dad's place
>Get Pokemon Red FUCK YEAH
>No Gameboy...
>Dad says "Oh, I talked to your mother, she said she was gonna get you one..." looks sad
>I'm bummed
>"Don't worry, you can play it on mine when I'm done!"
>His face

>>51336412
>Watch Dad play Resident Evil 2/3, Silent Hill, and MGS 1/2/3 as a kid
>Grow up to love MGS and talk about its awesomeness with him
>RE5 comes out
>Play Co-Op with him
>Have a fucking awesome time!

>My mom steals 20 bucks from me on my 10th birthday
>Spends it on a 6 hour Ms. Pac Man marathon with my dad
>Same birthday as mom
>Happy birthday!

I used to watch my dad play N64 back in that day.
He'd do Goldeneye and Star Fox, and I'd tell him not to shoot Falco and Slippy, and I swear to Odin these were his responses:
"Dad, you're shooting Falco, help him and you fight a secret boss!"
>"Falco needs to get out of my way, the hell's he doing flying out in front and through an enemy wing? Dumbass."
and
>"Slippy's a fag."

>Playing Gran Turismo
>Dad asks if he can play
>Dad choose Aston Martin and spins madly out of control
>Dad moans about a controller being unrealistic and that he no longer wishes to participate in the playing of video games
>Dad never plays video games again

OP Here. I am impressed with how this thread developed. Awesome parents are awesome.

>16 years old
>play the original super mario bros. with my dad.
>he's still better than me at it
>i try to see if he wants to play mario bros. 3.
>loses interest.
>haven't seen him since then

>Dad buys PS1 mainly for himself, plays survival/zombie games every now and again
>Buys me CTR
>We play constantly on the weekends

>Skip forward a year or two
>I break the PS1 by accident
>"No problem, I've been waiting for you to do that so we can get a PS2"
>Get PS2 a couple of hours later

I love my dad. Too bad he became a cunt after he had more kids :/

>Playing Mortal Kombat 2
>ask dad if he'll play with me
>he spams fucking punches the whole match
>wins. every. god. damn. time.
>I start spamming sweeps
>I win every god damn time

my face

>buy a used psp 120$
>dad finds out and says he knows people at sony and could have gotten me a new one 100$
>ask him if he can get the guy to get me a ps3
>he says games are bad and wont do it

>>51347224
samefag
>Dad buys Xbox/Halo 1
>I am 9
>We beat it together over a period of months
>10 years later, dad doesn't remember a thing
;_;

>watch my Dad play Castle Wolfenstein
>"Dad can I play?"
>"Fuck no, I gotsta kill ma nazis"
>=(

and then later on
>Install Tribes
>My Dad asks what I'm playing, I show it to him.
>He ends up playing Tribes for 8 years straight
>Jesus fuck, Dad, try something else.

>stay up all night backing shit up because my hard drive's about to die
>parents ask why i stayed up all night
>"well my hdd is failing so i had to make sure i got everything valuable off it"
>parents: "well i heard on the news there was some super-virus that wiped out like 4 million computers"
>"........................... it's not a virus, it's hardware failure"
>parents: "you just can't be too careful these days, i told your brother to stop playing those online games so we don't get it"
my little brother is 10 and plays club penguin

>>51336412
Didn't guy in OP pic take ho before bro?

>Get mom a DS for her birthday
>Lend her Phoenix Wright and Layton
>Dad buys her Scrabble and Brain Age
>Come home for Christmas a few months later, ask her if she likes Phoenix
>"Oh I haven't played it, but Scrabble is so much fun"
>At least she's having fun
>Going home for Spring Break so maybe my looking after the baby will give her time to play

>Play my wii with my family once
>Dad sometimes glances at me playing L4D
>Mom hates video games in general
>But...
>Playing Bioshock
>Hacking thing comes up
>Mom asks if she can try it
>We switch off every time I hack something
>She is amazing
Too bad she hates the rest of the game

>>51347549

hm, 8 years since halo - you were 9

;)

>playing demon's souls
>world 3-2
>mom says she likes the atmosphere and the gothic/medieval design

>I get a ps1 for Christmas
>Pop in demo disk one day
>Dad sees me playing MGS demo
>Says it's not age appropriate
>Takes controller away
>Proceeds through demo several times
>Becomes master of stealth
>Another reason to fear my dad, aside from his wizard powers that mom always talks about

>play modern warfare 2 with my dad

>im on the ground, he provides air support

>i get surrounded, run into a ditch, get ready to die

>dad nukes them with a missile, the blast passes over me
>i wish this happened

im not gunna bother quoting the guy but he gets a shitty kdr in any game mode domination was just an example.

but i knew some faggot would comment about kdr in domination

>That annoying guy at school who always brags about things pointed something out to me, to be a prick.
>"Dude, that new pokemon game comes out tomorrow! Are you getting it?" /trollface
>"I'll have to ask my mom..."
>"Well MY mom put it on order, I'M getting MINE tomorrow after school!"
>sadface.jpg
>At home: "Moooom, there's a new game REALLY I want to get, can I get it for my birthday (in two months)?"
>"OK, lets go get it now!"
>"Wait, wha- But it's raining."
>"Don't worry, lets go get the game!"
>Game isn't scheduled to come out till the next day.
>Mother convinces the guy to sell it to her anyway.
>Rock up to school the next day after playing the game all night, I'm the center of attention.
>Revel in the delicious tears of that little prick as he rages and sends me shitty glares all day
>GLORIOUS!
>Hear him throwing a tantrum when his mother comes to pick him up after school.

This was a few years ago. Lately, my brother likes to watch me play the vidya when he comes around. I buy him games when they come out every now and then just because there's another little faggot like the first at his school. Also S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>Offer my mom and little sister the chance to play Guitar Hero II
>Mom tries to play "Cherry Pie"
>Sister plays "Woman"
>Mom gets 7%
>Sister gets 15%
>I lol

>>51337231
I d'awwwed.

>My baby sister and I play Phoenix Wright together a lot to work on reading
>Get a magatama from friend who visited Japan
>Tell my sis it's the same as Phoenix's magatama and that I can see when she lies
>Make a few easy guesses about her lying to me
>She still believes it

>>51347979
oh man fucking this. my parents never bought me shit except for christmas and birthday, so every motherfucker in school was always rubbing my nose in their brand new games they got on release week.
for this reason I pre-order games for my little brother.

not parents but with my sister

>get sister Mario DS kit for christmas last year, comes with Mario DS and mario brothers game
>visit her from time to time
>she gets more and more into mario
>buy her mario party ds, princess peach, and the new superstar saga game for her birthday
>download Super Mario Brothers on my Wii for us to play while she comes over one weekend
>show her the secret warp zones
>next month she comes back and is about just as good as me
>shes 10
>her dad hates vidya

>>51347979
You have the best mom ever, I hope you let her know.

holeee shit, super underageB& fest

>>51347979
How old are you?

>playing Y's: The Lost Omens on the Master System
>can't find this fucking book anywhere
>feel like giving up
>mom tells me its in a pond near the beginning of the game
>HOLY SHIT SHE WAS RIGHT

Fuckin' A!

>>51348219
My parents did this as well, no anything more than 5$ unless it was my birthday or christmas, and I went to schools with all the rich kids. Every fucking new game I wanted there would be at least 5 kids all getting it because their parents like having little shits for kids.

>thread full of bullshit happy stories with awesome parents
>my parents hate the vidya and all the awesome shit i ever got was paid for by me
>fuck you all, go to hell faggots

>>51342567
>The "lowest point" scene in the movie would be BroMom caught fucking the main character's girlfriend with a strapon.
>BroMom caught fucking the main character's girlfriend with a strapon.

That's a low point? Shit, I'd join in.

>Take Wii over to dads house
>Play Tatsunoko vs Capcom
>Use nunchuck at first
>He sucks
>"Let me use your fightstick"
>Give him my fightstick
>He owns me fight after fight after fight
>"I remember when I use to play Street Fighter in the arcade."
>My face

So he played Street Fighter in his late teens/early twenties and was/still is good at it. I'm surprised cause he is REALLY against games. I told him bout SSFIV and he may buy it for PS3 with 2 joysticks.

FUCK YEAR! My dad is fucking awesome.

>Mom asks if she can play Tekken with us.
>She buttonmashes and kicks all our asses.
>She laughs and then orders pizza.

>>51348581
cry moar.

>Got Super Mario World as a kid
>Grandfather played it too
>Sit down to play with him for the first time
>He shows me Star Road

>Super Mario Bros 3
>Battling Bowser
>Dad throws the controller to the floor and convulses in an epileptic seizure, scares the shit out of me
>When he gets back up, he says, "...hand me the controller."
>Beats Super Mario Bros 3 before going to the hospital.

MY DAD WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

...GOD DAMMIT, I MISS HIM.

>>51348588

Well, you're fucking terrible. General knowledge of a game of a different series is never enough to win when you know said game's priorities, properties, timing and so on.

Guess it's time to learn to play fighters like a real man. Hope your dad will teach you.

>>51347628
She has good taste

>Know dad loves rally racing games.
>Get him a copy of Sega Rally Revo for his birthday.
>Smile every time I walk past his room and hear "GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

>>51348420
over 18???

>>51348913
>???
underage or female

>>51348743

That's pretty hardcore.

Oh two others to add to the list.

>Save up money for a GBA
>Dad takes me out to go buy it
>I forgot about taxes and the price comes out to more money than I have (like 40$ more, stupid Canada, and I cant pull that money out of my ass since I'm only 12-13)
>Dad pays the extra, tells me not to worry about it.
>I tell me Mum because I'm so happy about it.
>She tells off my Dad for buying it when I didn't have enough money
My Mom is usually the nice one, too.

>Renting games for N64, I decide on Wheel of Fortune because I'm a dirty little casual
>Come home, my Mom will actually play a game with me
>I actually like game shows, so I enjoy myself even if I suck balls
>A fun weekend of playing games with my Mom for once

>>51348743

>>51348185
thats so fucking cute

resist the urge to fuck her, okay?

>Play games
>Father lectures me about how I should spend my time doing more important things like doing volunteer work at the hospital so it would look good on my apps for when I apply to medical school.

>Father sees me playing CS:S
>Asks me what team I'm on
>Explain the teams and that I'm on terrorist

>Son, I am disappoint. I never imagined you'd play as a terrorist.

It's just a game. What the hell?

>playing FFVIII many years ago
>dad comes to my room and says "why are you fighting those guys?"
>"well, they are the bad guys, to make it simple"
>"then attack them! I wanna see you slash them to ribbons"
>"I am attacking them on my turn, it's the enemy's turn now"
>"you are fighting an enemy but waiting for each others turns?!?!"
>"yeah, the battle is turn based"
>"god you are such fag." giggled and walked away

He always made fun of games like that, I love my dad. I would play gran turismo with him all the time, sometimes the entire night

>Dig out SNES
>Fire up some SUPER STREET FIGHTER TWO
>Dad comes in
>I hand him controller two
>He kicks my ass
Just like when I was little, except this time I made him work for it!

>Dad plays Battlefield games for fun.
>He plays the way he wants to play.
>I come in and give him pointers, he does the same.
>Tell him he needs to be more aggressive, that way he can get more points.
>Shows me his stats.
>My face.

>playing mgs 4
>dad wants to watch a movie
>playing mgs 4
>dad wants to watch a movie
>playing mgs 4
>dad wants to watch a movie

Everything went better than expected

>moms waiting for a procedure in which she will need me to drive her home
>bring ds and jam out on pokemon diamond while me and her wait for doctors
>she watches and starts to get intregued
>asks what im playin and tell her
>buy her ds and pearl for her too play while she recovers
> we now hang out and play against each other when we both have tiem

and i am man enough to say that i love me madre

>>51349039
Since she's only 7, I think I'll be ok. That's way too young for my taste.
I already told her that when I become a lawyer, she can be my teenage assistant though.

/v/ - Loves their awesome parents

>Playing Resident Evil 4.
>Mom walks in and watches me for a few minutes.
>She leaves and immediately comes back with cigarette and ashtray.
>Proceeds to watch me play for the next four hours.
>Asks if I'm going to play it tomorrow, too.
>I love bonding.

>>51349509
You make me want to actually see my family again. How you do dis?

>get turok 2 for n64
>cant get past a level
>ask dad for help
> dad beats the level for me
>ask to play the game again
>tells me later
>beats the whole game for me
thanks dad

Dad:

Regularly plays "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!"

Mom:

Has taken a huge interest in 'Silent Hill: Shattered Memories'. She's really enjoyed it so far.

>Playing Xbox while wearing the headset.
>Dad comes in
>"Can you talk to other people with that? Say ham. SAY HAM!!!"
>Doesn't stop until I shut off the game.

>>51348743
dude that was funny as fuck..

>>51349776
I dunno, because I don't especially care for the rest of my family. They're brash, loud, and hard to get along with. But I love the hell out of my sister. Probably because I did a lot of raising her and she's young enough to conceivably be my kid. Our age gap is only about two or three years less than Phoenix and Trucy's.

>>51348743
I lol'd HARD

>>I always kicked my dads ass in video games, so he never played with me
feels bad man.

I completed Golden Axe with my dad once,

then we found out that easy mode was shorter. and with great difficulty we beat hard mode :D

>>51349509
that is also adorable.

i dont know who you are, but i think its safe for me to call your sister adorable

>>51346548
I'd kick your arse for playing Final Fantasy as well.

>>51349354

>>51349960
moms cry after finishing shattered memories

its not possible for them not to, if they had a father, good or bad, they will connect, and cry in their room for awhile

they will call him up to talk too, if he is dead, they will cry even harder

i refuse to let my mom play the game, she basically is cheryl

>>51350293
She is cute as all fuck. A little whiny, but that's only because she has to compete for attention with 4 boys, one of whom is only 1.
Since I'm not there to play with her anymore, she has to compete extra hard for my parents to notice her.

>>51350327
dude, if you have the original rainbow picture (without the cool face) could you post it here for me?

I've been looking everywhere for it!

This is my mum and dad.

>>51346548
your dad is a true bro, and has good taste in the vidya

>>51346548
But that didn't happen at all.

>>51346715

I swear I know you.

Archiving this epic thread.

>>51350581
thats so sad

i hate my little brother, hes a fucking prick

underage faggot stole my tobacco

>My dad doesn't like the vidya
>He says I play it too much

>He buys me a 360 for no reason at all and got me a PS3 for christmas 2 years ago.

DAD I AM THANKFUL BUT CONFUSED

>play Descent co-op with my dad
>6 years old durrp durrp
>green scratcher enemy comes around the corner
>i scream
>no more Descent

>Friend and I going at it in Capcom VS SNK 2 for GC
>Evenly matched
>Dad walks in
>"Son, you don't seem to use Ken correctly"
>"Well lets see you try"
>Dad precedes to whoop both me and my friend multiple times using only Ken
>Horrified look on our faces

Oh god, that day was just un-fucking-believable. I won't even touch that game now.

>>51350727
It's because my parents have a complex about adopting. There are three biological children in my family and the other three are adopted. They just keep picking up kids, even though they're stretched way too thin already. And when the two that are the same age hit college, it's going to go to shit.

Maybe I'll just take my sister with me when I move to California.

>play microsoft combat flight simulator with my brother
>dad comes in and watches
>asks if he wants to play
>he plays with us and we have a great time together shooting down germans

we dont play games anymore but I do show him how to operate my guns now so I guess thats a trade off

>Dad buys Secret of Mana for the Super Nintendo when it first came out
>I'm five years old
>We spend countless hours playing together. He played as the main character while I controlled the Sprite child.
>He rocked the Mana sword, I rocked the spear.
>I'm never allowed to buy from a shop, mess with AI, or equipment
>We beat the game.

I miss you, and those are the happiest memories I have through my entire life.

Secret of Mana is my favorite game ever, to this day.

>In the days of SNES, Mom is a pro gamer
>Get Gamecube
>mom "fuck this shit"
>never plays videogames again
>cry myself to sleep

>This thread

>few days before Christmas
>dad is nowhere to be found in the house
>go to parents room and open door slowly
>dad is playing Spiderman for PS1
>act surprised on Christmas when I open my PS1

>>51337231
This made me smile.

>>51350620
HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

>Dad buys sister and I NES and SNES
>Used to play Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, Leisure Suit Larry, etc. on his computer at work
>Never actually played games with him
>Hm.

Also:

>Dad's mom used to be huge into video games
>Got an Atari 2600
>Would play that shit for hours on end
>???
>Found it 20 years later when visiting
>Played it for an awesome night of fun
>Aunt proceeded to sell it in a garage sale
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>51350967
fucking do it

ive always wanted a little sister, and one i could keep for myself

it sounds perverted, but i totally mean non sexual, i just like the idea of having a young girl around the house to help out, too young to be a bitch, too old to be annoying, and sisters i always see are sweet to their big brothers.

I like it when you reach a certain age, your parents stop being 'the enemy' and just become awesome.

>Very young, don't remember actual age
>Mom and me go buy N64 for Father's Day, when it actually meant something
>Get N64, Star Fox 64 with rumble pack
>Dad is coming back after months on an Alaskan crabbing boat
>I stay up until midnight
>He comes home
>We play Starfox for hours
>I fall asleep playing, he takes me to bed

My dad's fucking awesome, we beat Halo together

>>51351490
It is really nice to have a little girl around the house to keep things cute and fun. Plus she takes delight in the smallest things and it's adorable.
But as for little sisters always being sweet to big brothers, I wouldn't know because I'm a big sister

>>51351391
>still have my 2600

HAH!

>Mom is 19, dating dad
>Dad buys her Gameboy original, Tetris
>Gets married year later
>Have me year later
>Many pictures of my one year old self playing Tetris on the floor
>Fast forward many more years
>N64
>Mom plays over 200 hours worth of Banjo Kazooie, Banjo Tooie, and such games
>Fast forward even more years
>At parent's house
>Playing Banjo Kazooie on the 360, mom is using computer in different room
>Get a Jiggy, Banjo jumps, JIGGY GET song is playing
>"WHATTTTT???" yells mom from other room
>"Oh yeah..." said I
>I have to delete game later because mom spends her days playing the shit out of it.

That, and my dad was an arcade mall rat back in the day. Shit feels good

>>51351888
Well, my big sister threw batteries at me. I must assume you are violent.

>>51351888
<my face

greatest spoiler in /v/

>Mom used to play Super Nintendo all the time
>She beat Lost Vikings by herself
>Stopped playing games
>One day she randomly plays War of the Monsters with me
>We also played Alien Hominid
>Miss those times

>>51351754
>>51352082


Oh yeah, both me

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2010/03/03/dnt.blind.gamer.beats.zelda.wis&hpt=P1

>bros help blind bro to beat legend of zelda by copying done EVERY SINGLE MOVE THEY DID IN THE GAME
>BROFIST