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I almost saw Rob Shneider at the airport

Warren Ellis, Alan Davis, David Lloyd

I fucked a girl, who fucked Mike Ness.

soon... if the plan works out

I've licked the door handle to the chiniese restaurant I saw Don Cheadle walk out of.

Also, Celebrity anecdotes!

Met Mike Rowe in Grand Junction, CO getting off the same plane. He was there to go a bit for an ep. Also met George Takei when he gave a Lecture at U of Minn., but no pic :-(

when I was about 18 (7 years ago) and traveling into Canada, we were waiting in the airport for our luggage and shit. I sit down right next to Richard Dreyfuss and didn't even notice until 30 minutes later when he gets up and I glance over to watch him leave.

>>5279934
Sup Ben.

Don Knotts, right before he passed away a few years back. Nicest guy i've ever met. He was on vacation down in florida back when I lived down there, visiting his granddaughters or somethin, came in my store and got some orange juice. I turned into this stuttering idiot, spilling out a bunch of awkward fanboy nonsense and praise for him, and he just gave me the biggest, warmest smile i've ever seen and shook my hand.
Then the complete opposite, Wayne Knight. The fat guy from Seinfeld and Jurassic park. I honestly hated that asshole. Bought a snickers and a 6 pack of Guiness, I smiled and was like "Oh cool :) you're... " ..and he just grunted with this shitty look "Yea yea. I know. "
Fuck you, fatty. Tried to give you a fucking compliment.

>>5279985
aww

>>5279981
Sup anon

>>5279985
>Then the complete opposite, Wayne Knight. The fat guy from Seinfeld and Jurassic park. I honestly hated that asshole. Bought a snickers and a 6 pack of Guiness, I smiled and was like "Oh cool :) you're... " ..and he just grunted with this shitty look "Yea yea. I know. "
Fuck you, fatty. Tried to give you a fucking compliment.

Daww

i saw rob dyrdek and Big Black walking on the street as i drove by.

>>5279985

I've never met anyone myself, but coinciding with OP's pic, I do know someone who's met Ernest Borgnine in an airport bathroom once.

I met Bradley from SClub7 in Orlando. I was all like, "OH HAY" and he was like, "WOTWOTWOTCHEERIOLOL." I couldn't understand his accent, so I said bye and left. Later, my friends told me he was complimenting me on my t-shirt and wanted to know where I got it.

fml

>>5279985
/thread

I shook hands and chatted a little with Tommy Wiseau at a screening of The Room. He's just as flaky and incoherent in real life as he is in the movie.

>>5280055
I also met the guy who played Mason Freeman on seaQuest in a WalMart one time, and my mom's friend dated Eric Dickerson. He autographed a few of my baby pictures. I've been to Charlie Ward's parents' house a few times, too. In fact, his dad was just over here at ours.

I worked with:
Steve Martin, Keanu Reeves, Tom Hulce, Rick Moranis, Mary Steenburgen, Joaquin Phoenix, Thora Birch, David Arquette, Tony Danza and Jeri Ryan.

I was also on the short lived Pat Sajack show, and The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson twice.

...Sorta.

I met Rex Hunt ten years ago. He was getting petrol and I made small talk as I filled up my tank as well.

I've met Ryan Stiles. He has his own improv theater in Bellingham, WA... cool guy.

>>5280077
Y-you met...Keanu? O_O

>>5279925
Sweet ass. Mike Ness is fuckin awesome

>>5280077

You are Morgan Freeman!

Angelina Jolie's coat is in my girlfriend's closet because she left it on a set I was on a few months ago.

>>5280084
Yep. He was really cool. We played Nintendo and frisbee all the time.

Oh I forgot to add Leonardo DiCaprio to that list.

And I've met (but not worked with) a majority of the Power Rangers, Doug Jones (who..kinda..molested me.), Ernie Hudson, Kevin Smith and Joss Whedon. (Actually I worked with Whedon too, he wrote for the show I was on)

>>5279886
gtfo stop spammin ur shitty board on Дnoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's btw moot log's all ur ip's lulz ur not relly anonimus enjoy ur party v&'s

met uwe boll once when i went to germany on holiday, basicallyt told him how i thought it was hilarious and i loved how he can basically do anything he wants, make money through a technicality and piss lots and lots of people right the fuck off at the same time. we brofisted and i went off to be an obnoxious american somewhere else.

>>5280077
Kevin Mulholland!

>>5279934
You got purty eyes, Ben.

>>5280096
>>5280096

What do you do on the set, if you don't mind me asking?

>>5280088
Maybe... and maybe you're now reading my post in his voice.

>>5280096
I'm jealous, Anon. Jealous. I'm also happy for you. Awesome.

>>5280104
So ive been told

>>5280107
He's a writer.

>>5280110
GODDAMMIT

>>5280103
Uh... who?

>>5280107
I acted.

The dad from Troll 2 is my dentist.

>>5280096

Ron Perlman?

I met some german director who won 2 oscars.
I also met neil bloomkamp and his wife who wrote district 9.
I also met the producer of the xmen movies and a shitload more.
I also pumped richard geres gas once.

>>5280129
YOU LIVE IN NEW JERSEY

I ate next to steven seagal at a restaurant once

>>5280129
Thanks for reminding me! Along with all that I've listed already (now tripping for identity's sake), I met Neil Blomkamp and Sharlto Copley.

Nice guys, met 'em here in Chicago at a D9 preview screening.

i see this faggot everyday pic related

>>5280096

You played Nintendo with Keanu? So this happened like in the 80s or early 90s?

I bought Jon Voight's car.

I met Paris Hilton in New York once, she was being Molested by TmZ so I screamed "I got a bigger dick then Rick Paris" I hope it made some coverage because it sure didn't respond well with the 500 people licking her ass hoping they would get money by talking me down by white knighting for her.

>>5280181
'89 yeah. It was cool. He and my dad used to play football with me when we were on location outdoors.

>I once had sexual relations with Justin Berfield, Haley Joel Osment and Alan Thicke

Patton Oswalt after his show in providence 2 years ago. He was sick the whole performance, but stuck it out. Really chill guy. I didn't want to bug him, so I just grabbed his autograph and left. But this fucker in front of me spent 10 minutes talking about his website and some book he wrote and Patton clearly didn't care, but acted like he did.

>>5280181
He's bullshitting so people will quote his posts. It gets some people a high when they get responses to their post. Just like right now, I'm itching for people white knighting on his part.. or him samefagging it up.

I met Chad Smith (RHCP drummer) in the streets of Paris.
Also in Paris, I witnessed a few films being shot, with French celebrities so not really celebrities.
And THE BEST: I bumped into Natalie Portman :0 well I'm a 99% sure, but I was in such a hurry - if I didn't make it, I was stuck for one more year - and was such a faggot that I must have said "omagad you're natalie portman, well see ya" fucking dumbest shit I've ever said.

>>5280200
I haven't made a single lie yet, and I'm not samefagging.
There is proof of all of this if you can be arsed to do a little detective work.

>>5280182

>>5280209
>I met Chad Smith (RHCP drummer) in the streets of Paris.

Will Ferrell is the drummer of RHCP.

I met Brian Jacques at a book signing a few years back. He signed Lord Brocktree and Castaways of The Flying Dutchman (Arrrrrgh). He was so much fun in person.

I met Spike Spencer at a little bitty local convention two years ago, I asked him what the fuck he was doing there he just smiled and told me "Money" I got him to sign my Evangelion Platinum box. Now, the only signatures of cast members I'm missing are Allison Keith and whoever voiced Aoba.

I ran into Mary Elizabeth McGlynn at a Subway a couple months ago, I got her autograph and told her she had a gorgeous singing voice.

>>5280210

Are you that fucking kid actor? Pfff...

when I was 13 I had sex with a director. But this was back in the 70s.

>>5280219
Fuck, now that you've pointed that out... can't unsee.

>>5280219
That's what I was just going to say. Who the hell did >>5280209 meet, then??

>>5280210
Oh in that case

I was with some big stars in a series of movies called Tomb Raider, I was also in Mr and Mrs Smith, I was also in Beowulf ;) If you do some research you might find out who I am

HURRRDURRHURFFBRRUPUFFF

>>5280236
Congratulations, you're a retard. And lazy. So you're a lazy retard.

>>5280236

Jennifer Aniston?!?

Chuck Norris and Keanu Reeves in the same day and in the same building and room. A place called Breathco/Mediserv. My cousin in law was a manager and was working on becoming a full franchise owner. An old abandoned building outside my town (Terrell, TX) was the setting for a couple scenes in an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. Reeves was there for......well, I don't know why he was there, really. Either just hanging out with Chuck or asking advice. Anyway, they were there with two other guys getting supplies; gauze, peroxide and four or five Ace bandages and a few towels. Said hi to them. Keanu shook my hand and Chuck patted me on the shoulder. I was 8 at the time.

>>5280190
Is this a reference to something? I don't get it.

>>5280247
old thread where 3 different gay people said they had sex with those actors.

>>5280243
I plowed your mother.

>>5280266
I see.

>>5280269

>>5280243
So you first fail to get attention as an actor/actress, so then you come here and get attention on 4chan by backing yourself up with a trip.

PS. No one wants to do research on failures, so don't step up over yourself when no one gives a shit about your existence.

sage

>>5280229
>>5280229
SAMANTHA IS DAT U?
COME BACK TO PAPI

>>5280291
Smells like butthurt.

>>5280291
Ouch. What did I do to you?

>>5280282
>But yeah. The correct answer is Alan Thicke from Growing Pains. You are now disappointed, I know. He's a super sweet guy, though. Family issues up the WAZOO. One time he started crying during sex. :-/

>It was Justin Berfield, who played Reese in Malcolm in the Middle. I was a summer intern (a.k.a. coffee boy) on the set of a reality show he was co-producing at the time. He's only been on the set for like a couple of days out of the two weeks I worked there, but a nice guy and obviously we hit it off.

>I'll give you a hint: child actor who saw dead people
>Yea, it's true. I'm from NYC and and rich and white, so I've been going out and doing the whole "scene" for a while now. I met him once with a friend at a club, did some coke, went back to his place, smoked amazing weed and some more coke, and the rest is from there. He was good, but I've had better. He's actually pretty sweet and down to earth. This was before he got arrested though and I haven't seen him since

if you believe faggots on /tv/.

>>5280297
why did i lol so hard at this?

>>5280297

Oh, I wish you weren't in jail Romeo

>>5280299
No, I'm quiet comfortable.

Kurt Russell, Ben Folds, Danny Trejo, Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Kevin Rose, Alex Albrecht, Rose McGowan

Folds I've actually shot the shit with for a while, just us two

being a lawyer sort of kicks ass :)

Jon Oliver bumped into me on his way into Invesco for the Obama show

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098067/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8I9bWdH3C4

I met Lindsay Lohan and her sister on the beach a few months ago.

>>5280363
Why in god's name would anyone save that picture?

>>5280363
O god, what a fucking fat ass loser.

>>5280381
because hes a child star posting on /tv/, sorry if I like that shit.

>>5280394
Fat, yeah.

Loser, not so much. Currently doing live theater as well as starring in an upcoming web-based sketch comedy show.

I said "see you later" to Richard Hatch (Apollo of TV's Battlestar Galatica as he was leaving a con.

Yeah that's the closest I've ever been to a celebrity (not counting concerts or stage shows).

My Mom went to an Elvis concert though.

>>5280363

>>5280403
>theater
>web-based
Loser status: Confirmed

>>5280363
>>5280398

lololololol

>>5280407

>>5280363
Were you in Fatass with a thirst for meatballs?

>>5280417
>sage
Butthurt status: Confirmed

>>5280420
Nah, saging because it's not contributing to the thread.

>>5280417

UH OH, SUPASTAHHS GETTIN ANGRY

>>5280403
>Implying he isn't a loser
>Goes on 4chan and shows his face like cancerous scum.
>Proud of all of this.

Yup, you ballin homie.

>>5280429
gb2bed zach

>>5280363
.

>>5280435
>using "implying" to start a reply.

Looks like ya missed /v/ you chucklefuck.

>>5280417
AHAHAHAH, Lothos IS Zachary LaVoy!

http://www.myspace.com/averagejoesuperhero

>Lothos (ChicagoRotti)

>>5280448
I'll pass thanks. Trolling /tv/ is too entertaining.

>>5280450
>implying /v/ owns implications.

Looks like you`re new around these parts assfuck.

I'D HIT IT!

I'm impressed.

this is just sad

>>5280462
Telling the truth about your pathetic life isn't trolling.

Oh lawds we got a real life celebrity up in here!

shame about that neckbeard though

>>5280363
Where you in "Chasing Pastry"?

>>5280462
>Implying this is trolling
>0/10

What kind of roll does a fuck ugly fat neckbeard get in live theater? Anyone can get casted into theater don't hold it up so high.

>>5280363
>neckbeard

>>5280495
No, he was in "Bill & Ted's Excellent Potato"

>>5280483
My life is hardly "pathetic".

>>5280466
>proposing that /v/ doesn't abuse "implying" more than any other board/word

>>5280501
But your career sure is.

>>5280459
>>5280448
I said it as a joke it really is him lol

Where you in "Dude, where's my car-eer?"

>>5280495
>>5280500
Haha, I like these.

>>5280496
>spelling and meme failures.
Yeah... I'm gonna go with "don't care".

Where you in "Where the fat things are"?

Sean Astin! He was really nice!

Met that fag Jason Mewes! What a dick!

>>5280495
>>5280512
>>5280515
>continually using the wrong word.
Sup samefag?

>>5280524
Whhhere you in Teenage Mutant Ninja Butthurtles?

>>5280524
Were you in "Plump Fiction"?

>>5280501
Have you been laid? Neckbeard/Fat/Lonely emo look says no.

Do you have friends? Neckbeard says no.

Will you work in the industry ever again? Haha, no.

Plus you don't think you`re pathetic. How pathetic.

I have met 4

1) The little girl from Problem Child 2 lol not a troll I swear I was at a mall in Washington state and she was with her little brother and family.
2) Sir Mix Allot went to a small club were he was playing. After me and a friend went to Denny's and he was seated next to us we started talking and ended up pushing are tables together with him and his posse.
3) Lindsey Lohan meet her and had a one night stand with her. We meet at a after party for the opening of American Gangster who I was with Rza.
4) Rza and most of the Wu Tang Clan. Meet him thru a friend that was signed with the West Coast Killer Beez

Where you in "Sack of shit eats Good Burger"?

>>5280524
Were you in "My big fat Greek son"?

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 1 times now.

>>5280536

Oh god that movie was terrible.

>>5280524
Were you in "Fatty Harry"?

i've met a bunch of obscure hip hop artists at shows...

>>5280538
Do I have to prove anything for some anonymous jerkoff who has nothing better to do than blindly hurl what he thinks are "insults" at me?

Where you Willy in "Free Willy"

>>5280496
he is the fat lonely virgin neckbeard...and no one has respect for people who do webisodes...That shits pathetic.

bumped into Steven Tyler at tois, literally, stood next to Tim Allen in an elevator (he smelled), spoke with dita von tease at the grocery store (got pics with her), spoke with Emily marilyn at one of the bondage balls (god she's dumb), and leslie nielson on an escalator, he farted and pretened it was him, looking around all serious. Of course, my favorite was meeting Bruce Campbell at the screening for my name is Bruce at the nuart.

I'm know there's been more, but those are the ones I can the think of off the top of my head.

Where you The Blob in the X-Men movies?

>>5280524

Were you in the theater production of "The phantom of the hot pocket"?

Where you Albert in "Fat Albert"

>>5280363
Wait, June 2008? He's been doing this for over a year now?

>>5280582
doing what? this is the second time I've seen him post, and was very shocked to see him post again.

>>5280524
Were you in "Paranormal Obesity"?

>>5280582
Nah, I rarely come to /tv/ and if I do, it's usually sans the trip.

>>5280562
Just recalled one more, Rachel mcadams at a bowling alley (called x bowl, I think).

>This is movie chat with Zach!

>>5280588
>doing what?
I meant posting about himself.

dat nigga looked like a straight up g on carson what happened did he forget that you actually have to exercise after taking protein shakes?

>>5280591
Can I get a picture of your mom? I have a theory and I need to prove it.

Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sam Rockwell, Jon Favreau, Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Tobey Maguire, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Gerard Butler, Thomas Haden Church, Jeff Bridges, Shia LaBeouf, Kristen Bell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Eva Mendes, Sam Raimi, Giovanni Ribisi, Nicolas Cage, Kevin Smith, Andrew Stanton, Timothy Olyphant

and ummmm, i'm forgetting some people

...Corey Feldman

>>5280524
Were you in "The Usual Sauces"?

>>5280524
Were you in "American Pastry X"?

were you in Schinlers Fist

All kidding aside, I sometime wish I could look back even on something like a failed child actor career. I'd really love to have my own IMDb page.

Won't ever happen, though ;_;

I told Tom Green to do a barrel roll. He called security and I was escorted off set. Good times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irht0Yp_7Ss

LOL, I'm done, I'll sleep good tonight.

>>5280524
Were you in "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Fat Fat Fucking Fatty Fuck Fat Fatass"?

>>5280096
>>5280147
Are you that fat kid actor from that thread a few years back? I remember you! How goes the acting thing?

>>5280596
Oh and Jack klugman. I was under 10 at the time for this one.

>>5280096
>We played Nintendo and frisbee all the time.

I'm going to guess he did the fetching .. since I think your knees would buckle.

I MET THE LORD OF THE RINGS AT A PARTY

>>5280692
LOL.

>>5280658
He's like a lesser Will Wheaton.

>>5280698
Thank you! I'm adding this to the list of funny/good quotes about me.

>>5280658
>This video has been removed by the user.

>>5280698
fuck you he was great in star wars

Is it weird I'm nostalgic about the thread this fat child actor made a year ago?

>>5280718
HOLY FUCKING LOL this thread has delivered pain to my lungs

>>5280718

What was it?

>>5280737
http://www.youtube.com/user/lazakesau
he deleted all his videos, he had around 20.

>>5280746
Him being fat and talking about fat people stuff. It had like 100 views and was posted 10 months ago.

>>5280762
>100 views
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>5280756
LOL GOOGLE CACHE

http://74.125.113.132/search?q=cache:vlm_i2RyxDoJ:www.youtube.com/user/lazakesau+http://www.youtube.
com/user/lazakesau+site:youtube.com&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a

>>5280756

So he was the kid from Parenthood?

http://twitter.com/lazakesau

>>5280788
He just protected his tweets, lol.

>>5280756
His user name is Lazakesau? That means he's been talking about himself on his own IMDb page, while pretending to be someone else.

That really is fucking pathetic, even by 4chan standards.

I love you so much /tv/.

>>5280788

>Dear Twitter, today 4chan beat me.

why did you remove all your videos? :(

1. Great... getting sick on top of depression. Can this week get any better? /sarcasm.12:22 AM Sep 25th from web
2. Blargh... feeling incredibly depressed.12:06 AM Sep 25th from web
3. @selenya I second this. Castiel is the man.6:46 PM Sep 24th from web in reply to selenya
4. Yeah... Supernatural needs to be all about a cross country trip with Dean and Cas.6:23 PM Sep 24th from web
5. Oh god! Dean taking out Castiel to get laid...that is a show I would watch all day every day.6:20 PM Sep 24th from web
6. @selenya "You got wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?"6:15 PM Sep 24th from web in reply to selenya
7. @RichardDiaz Now that I'm back in town I'd be glad to help in any way I can man.8:30 PM Sep 23rd from web in reply to RichardDiaz
8. UGH so tired of all the drama. I need a beer a brawl and a brothel.9:08 PM Sep 21st from web

I met Wayne Brady in Las Vegas. Really nice guy

And to think none of this would have happened, had Ausonymous not made the connection...

I'm a 23 year old slacker living in the suburbs on Chicago's north west side.

When I was three years old, I was in a movie.

That's everything remotely interesting about me.

SUPER POWERS ACTIVATE

NOT SO TOUGH NOW ARE YOU /tv/, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS OR ILL KILL U PUNK ASS NIGGAS.

Quién es el zach yo soy el Zacariás!

Taken from his IMDb posts.

>I'm mostly studying to be a filmmaker at my local community college.
>Community College
>Not pathetic

>>5280814
This is why he just made it to the top of my tripfag tier list.

>>5280800
Posts are being deleted, this kid is to funny I can't believe he didn't make it in Hollywood.

He was the little kid that had a bucket on his head and ran into a wall?

I'm an actor myself. LOL @ this dumbshit giving out info about himself. It's fucking 4chan, for God's sake.

>>5280822
> Zacariás.jpg

Wow attention to detail, gj.

ITT: Retards make another retard famous.

>>5279890
Met Burt Reynolds once. Called him "Smoky".

>>5280860
>Implying a few screenshots will lead to fame.

He needs to get off IMDb and go close his Flickr account.

>>5280851
macaulay culkin is dat u?

Archive, NOW

http://newswrecker.com/news-bloopers/video/wOGwJuy71nY/Johnny-Carson-with-Zachary-LaVoy.html

Note the comments. This guy Googles himself.

I guess I didn't really meet him, but I was coming from the UCLA gym after wrestling practice (club sport, we don't have a division team) and dead tired and heard someone with a goofy voice say "you can't do that to meee!" I looked up and it was Adam Sandler. He noticed me looking at him as we walked past each other and he simply looked down and said (with that goofy voice again) "hellooooooo". I just said "how's it going?" while he went upstairs.

I also got t meet Slash from Guns N' Roses at his house. Signed my Use your Illusion album. Got some pics too.

I practice MMA and I've met several MMA fighters. The more famous ones have been Randy Couture, Rampage Jackson, and Josh Barnett.

Pic related, it's me and Randy Couture.

LoudNigga Says:

Oct 20, 2009 - Now he's some fat ass neckbeard.

LOL. ARCHIVE THIS

>>5280894
Hey, you're kinda cute.

He kinda looks like eli from SG-U except without the career...

>>5280901
Wtf, how did my comment get on that? I posted on youtube

>>5280894
You think it's fucking cool taking that pose with a fighter? What the fuck is with every fucking jackass requesting that pose, FUCK

I wrote out my whole story a while back, but I fooled around with a big name celebrity. It's kinda messed up cause we're both guys.

I bet he told everybody at the MMPR con that he was the kid in Parenthood.

Fucking lol

archive this shit

Regis Philbin was on my flight down to Cabo
David Hasselhoff was on a seperate flight back to LA from Cabo
Met Mat Hoffman, Dave Mirra, Lincoln Ueda, Clifford Adoptante, Bucky Lasek, Andy McDonald, DJ Aero, John Parker, and some other guys from the 2002 BoomBoom Huck Jam backstage
Met Hillbilly Jim and Mark Moseley at seperate autograph sessions

My uncle Steve (writer for the show NUMB3RS), his brother is Tony Hawk and thus my 2nd uncle. I've met him 3 times. The first time was at my uncle's house in 1998, it was at Christmas and the whole Hawk Family came over. I had fun playing with his son Riley especially table hockey, he also brought over his electric skateboard, showed off a demo of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, and got a camcorder as a present.
In 2000 before the X-Games, my family met him and Sal Masekela in his hotel room. Me, my sister and a bunch of Tony's nephews and nieces were watching Nick in the other room. I got a front row pass for the competition he was competing in for that day. And the third time was at BoomBoom Huck Jam. He's a real down to earth guy.

God damn this faggot got pwned quickfast.

Every single day at work.

>>5280921

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>>5280921
Fixed.

>>5280833
Also:
>So look for Zach La Voy under director credits sometime in the not too distant future.
That was five years ago.

Hey, guys. It's me. Robert Sean Leonard.

how is he a "child actor" he has 3 credits
# "Who's the Boss?" .... Kid at Pool (1 episode, 1991)
- The Unsinkable Tony Micelli (1991) TV episode .... Kid at Pool
# "Parenthood" (1990) TV series .... Justin Buckman (unknown episodes)

# Parenthood (1989) (as Zachary Lavoy) .... Justin Buckman

>>5280923
Next time I'll remember to put some bunny horns behind a fighter's head. I agree with you, but often times they go for that pose before you do so you kind of automatically do it.

>>5280954
At least you agree, I appreciate you again.

You guys know that this faggot will attempt suicide within the next 48 hours right?

4chan Can be so mean.

:)

Heehee...

>>5280944
Nice.

>>5279890
My dad cleans his carpets.

>>5280964
As another actor (someone with more than 3 credits lol), I say he brought it on himself. If he wanted to get noticed, all he had to do was call up TMZ or some shit.

Seriously. What an idiot.

This reminds me of the time keiran culkin posted on /b/. Shit was epic.

>>5280953
:X

Was he in "Million Dollar Biscuit"?

>>5280964
Unlikely. He'll let it blow over and try again next year.

>>5280971
Ty

Was he in "V for Vanilla Ice Cream"?

>>5280964
>>faggot
>>suicide
>>4chan
>>:)

>>5280980
Wtf? When did this happen? I've been coming here for several years (2005, won't lie) but I never saw or heard of that.

But then again, i hardly go on /b/. Shit stopped being funny to me a long time ago.

Ok. Here's the story of my life lately.

My sister recently graduated from high school. For her graduation she recieved a laptop computer, a set of luggage, a very nice digital camera, and a wad of cash totalling somewhere in the $350 range.

For my graduation, I was told to got to college or get a job. Fair? Methinks not.

Part of her grad haul, was a family trip to Hawaii. Where, once again. I got nothing. Jealously, thy name is Zach.

Now, I'm still on vacation in sunny Santa Clarita, CA (My old hometown). I'm staying with a few friends,

Was he in "The Wild Bunch-es of Oats"?

>>5280976
Is that euphemism?

Disgusting, unshaven, sweaty, fat fuck-failure trying to troll 4chan?

I would never have believed it.

Was he in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Hams"?

occupation: Professional Slacker

current crush: A wonderful woman who led me here.

stats: 6' 2" about 280-300 depending on who you talk to.

body mods: None as of yet.

heroes: Green Lantern, Kevin Smith

gets me hot: .....What doesn't?

favorite position: Sitting down with girl riding.

fantasy: Sexual fantasy? To have passionate sex during a thunderstorm. Real life fantasy? To become a director and make movies people will enjoy.

sign: Capricorn

most humbling moment: Working on a feature film at the age of three.

i lost my virginity: To someone I thought I loved. I was wrong.

>>5281005
I knew someone was gonna say something.

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit
Thread ID: 5279890.

Go niggers.

Where do I go to get this archived?

>>5280978
want to be friends?

I met the director of a little hipster film called Unmade Beds, I hated the film but when walking out of the cinema (because I had to catch another film right after it) I shook his hand.

>>5281016
>favorite position: Sitting down with girl riding.
Gee, what a surprise.

>>5281027
Are you looking for sexual favors?

OH JESUS LOL

>>5281016 6' 2" about 280-300

>>5281030
>favorite position: Sitting down with a spaghetti bowl riding.

>>5281030
Lol, same thing I thought.

I bet he jerks off to cook books.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=lazakesau

I guess I'll be a dick, too.

WILL NEVER WORK IN HOLLYWOOD AGAIN

>>5281000
it was a few months ago. A "post here you are a celeb browsing /b/ " thread. It was hilarious because he was cam-whoring himself like crazy. After some digging someone found that he used to hang around Michael Jackson's neverland ranch or whatever with a bunch of other kids and he told some stories about it. This was like a week before MJ died btw.

>>5281016
>favorite position: Sitting down with girl riding.

Did you star in "Dawn of the Fat?"

>>5281016
>>gets me hot: .....What doesn't?

It's funny because he's always sweaty.

What the fuck is going on in this thread

>My uncle Steve (writer for the show NUMB3RS)

couldn't find any Steve writing for numb3rs.

>The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
>I am a former child actor.
sure is a private matter with ol' Zachy.

>>5281033
no, sorry. we can still be pals though, right?

>>5281050
I'm an 19 year old acting student from Des Plaines, IL, who enjoys movies music and relaxing. I'm a big cuddly teddy-bear and I love to be around people. I just moved here, so I really don't know too many people.

>>5281050
>You should message me if: You want to cuddle with a guy who is slightly overweight for his height, and you want a bit of crazy wacky fun!

>>5281050
Jesus Christ. That's why you don't use the same fucking name on every site.

i was in Gods and Generals, so i met pretty much every actor on set. Duvall swore a lot, Jeff Daniels was shy, Howell and Stephens were awesome. The old irish guy was a coke addict and a drunk.

>>I’m really good at
>>Film, acting and cuddling

FAIL

>>5281073
IDK, man...after witnessing this pretty epic assbeatdownlol, I don't think I'll be cosying up to anyone on 4chan anytime soon. I'm sorry.

We'll always have this thread, though. :3

God, I love this. Especially cause it's some fat guy. I hate fat fucks like him who are all obnoxious and try to make up for their fatness by being loud and thinking theyre know it alls.

>>5281077

i meant Stephen Lang, not Stephens

http://www.flickr.com/photos/98544212@N00/

NICE!

>>5281050
GOLD MINE, ROFL HOLY I LOVE LOVE U /tv/

Mighty Morphicon?

Posting in epic thread

>>5281099
Awesome.

highest caliber of trolling I've seen in a while gj /tv/

>>5281082
fine, but I'll be here for you.

This guy posted one of his youtube videos on /tv/, turned out it was Gerran Howell from a British show by the name of Young Dracula
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0876219/

>>5281073
Steve Hawk wrote the episode "Charlie Don't Surf" last season. Before that, he was the editor for Surfer Magazine and a surfing consultant/staff writer for John From Cincinnati. I'm telling you the truth.

>>5281098
YEEEAAHHHHHH

Lazakesau 2009-02-27 01:02:55 PM
I terribly want to attempt my first trolling, but because I'm "Mr. Nice Guy", I'll just say that the man admitted his guilt and paid his debt to society in prison.

Everyone deserves a second chance.

Heroic Poser: Lazakesau: I met Victor Salva once, after a screening of his film "Peaceful Warrior". And when I sat met, I mean we actually sat down and talked for a good 10 minutes or so.

So was it awkward to talk sitting on his lap?

No, because if I were, he'd have two broken legs and a shattered pelvis.

>>5281129
What the fuck...

>>5281129

Aww fuck me
by Lazakesau Oct 18th, 2009
04:53:52 PM
I hate being stuck in the damn burbs. Maybe I can find someone to go with me. I loved both the Chicago screenings I've been to so far, and I look forward to many more.

Everyone deserves a second chance.

Heroic Poser: Lazakesau: I met Victor Salva once, after a screening of his film "Peaceful Warrior". And when I sat met, I mean we actually sat down and talked for a good 10 minutes or so.

So was it awkward to talk sitting on his lap?

No, because if I were, he'd have two broken legs and a shattered pelvis.

WHY DOESNT THIS THREAD BUMP

>>5281119
I was just trying to find out your name.

>>5281151
We hit autosage.

http://www.video.zonep2p.pl/video/wOGwJuy71nY/johnny-carson-with-zachary-lavoy.html

;)

>>5281146
>>5281129

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

http://z7.invisionfree.com/Bizarroboard/index.php?showuser=30

Hello my fellow californians, it's been a while so let me sum this up as best as I can. I'm back from Chicago, (many thanks to the chicago force for helping me out and taking me under their wing) and I have a big new idea that will require the help of this fan force.


Picture this:
The usual Star Wars credits roll. This time, however, insead of paning down (or up) to a planet or ship, we pan down to a gorcery store. A man dressed in full Jedi robes walks out with a bag of groceries. In the parking lot, he is confronted by a man (more or less) in Sith attire, who activates his lightsaber. The jedi drops the bags and readies his lightsaber for combat. The two robed figures clash in public and eventually the jedi walks back to his bags picks them up and drives off.


The idea I have presented is a mix between Star Wars and Jackass. This is an idea a friend of mine and I came up with about a month ago, and now we need your help. Anyone with any film expirence (Acting or behind the scenes) is encouraged to participate. If you have costumes, lightsabers, or prosthetic/make-up skills, we urge you to get into contact with us. You can email me (Lazakesau@yahoo.com) if you are willing/able to participate.

I look forward to hearing from you!

http://laza.livejournal.com/

GO GO GO GO GO!

>>5281156
Why would you want that? Sorry no can do. I will say this though, he married my dad's sister the year I was born in 1990

Is this archived yet?

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>>5281178
http://dreams-of-zach.livejournal.com/

He recorded some dreams he had.

>>5281178
heh..

>>5281170
>>5281176
>>5281178
>>5281191
>>5281196
What delicious cake of win

dreams_of_zach@livejournal.com
AIM Lothos Obos
Yahoo! lazakesau
Des Plaines, Illinois, United States


No information given.

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!!!!!!!

LOTHOS OBOS!?

DID YOU FUCKING WORK AT SIX FLAGS?!

I'm gonna go Google myself, along with my username. THIS HAS BEEN A VALUABLE LESSON.

Zach's Dreams

2nd March, 2006. 12:42 pm. Dream within a dream. So this'd be like numbers 13 and 14.

So the first bit involved Amy (My friend Adam's ex) and I being married, and living in our own perfect little house. There was music on in the background, and we were finishing the last of the unpacking when her parents came to visit (unexpectedly I might add). So she said she wanted to go shopping to get away from them. We end up driving to a lingerie store. While we're looking through the aisles, her parents show up again, thus putting her out of the mood, and causing me to wake up...


Or so I thought. Now I'm riding with Christian (my friend, not the wrestler) in a train trying to explain to him the first dream, and he simply looks at me and shakes his head saying "If she was married to you, then why does it say differently on her myspace? So I crack open my laptop, and check her myspace and in the relationship part it says "Single". So we arrive at this house which looks like one of those old colonial two stories. And inside Adam, Bryan, myself, Christian, and Eliza Marza (an animated character from Disney's "Gargoyles") are all living. Next thing I know, a snake has bitten Eliza, and I scoop her up into my arms and yell for help. Bryan comes rushing down and tell me we need to get her to a doctor, but he says we can't go to the one below, because Xanatos will be expecting that. (At this point I look down to realize I've become goliath (the main charactter from Gargoyles. The previously named Xanatos, was the show's lead villian in the first season or two).

So I tell Bryan to find me another doctor, and we get into his car and drive off.


And that's when I woke up.

No information given.

1st September, 2005. 12:53 pm. It's been awhile...

Soory for a lack of updates, but I had two very bizzare dreams last night.

The first dream involved me graduating, and not only were my real parents there, but so was my "family" from Parenthood. Steve Martin, Mary Steenburgen, e.t.c.

It made me so happy that they still remembered me and cared about me. I cried.

The next dream was I was with some friends, (Don't know who, just random dream friends)and we drove to North Carolina to go fishing. While we were there, we somehow became involved with the cast of "Battle of the Network Reality Stars". Randomly John K was there cleaning out pipes, so when I asked him waht he was doing in North Carolina he replied, "Cleaning pipes..."

Then my "friends" and I drove home.

GUYS HOLD ON!

No wonder i thought I've seen his face before! This guy used to work at Six Flags AND he used to work with Limber Chan who workes/worked there! I've spoken to this guy.

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SaugusGB's Bio:
Ahh yes the story of my life well it all began as most stories do........

A troubled young mother not knowing what to do with her crying infant son,Zach,decided to plop him on her lap and watch a movie to calm him down.The movie she had picked was Ghostbusters and it seemed to be working like a charm.However, unbeknownst to her the movie had an effect on her young child's mind, and the seed of Ghostbusting was planted in his head.

Proud to be a GB since 1986.

>>5281221
>>5281227
Wow this kid is a huge douchebag

Lothos Obos: I long for a nice relationship...
Lothos Obos: I love love.
PaZuZu 5 6 7: You can like the life you're livin'...you can live the life you like...you can even mary Navy...then mess around wtih Spy. :-D
Puperazzi: Yeah, 'cause I"m funner.
Lothos Obos: The cuddling, the holding, the fufillment
PaZuZu 5 6 7: Awwww
IronImpPRC: Damian just wants to be fucked in the ass.
IronImpPRC: And I just want a nice girl to make food for
PaZuZu 5 6 7: :-P That's hot
Lothos Obos: I could live withoutsex (which, I probably will) as long as I was in a nice comitment type relationship.
PaZuZu 5 6 7: Jeez, Lothos. Are you mad? o_O
shyguy2468: living WITHOUT sex?? -_-
shyguy2468: not being able to get any is bad enough
Lothos Obos: I'm probably going to have to anyway.
Puperazzi: Poor Shy.
Lothos Obos: Besides, I've lost my virginity, so who cares.
PaZuZu 5 6 7: lol
Puperazzi: Then shaddup'a'you face!
IronImpPRC: To some ugly grrl, you said
IronImpPRC: When you were my age
Lothos Obos: Yeah
Lothos Obos: I was no older than our Impy, when I lost it to My gf of the time.
PaZuZu 5 6 7: *finnally gets around to downloading Daria, while I wait for the Simple Life finale torrent to go up*
Lothos Obos: Interesting side note, she cheated on me with a crosseyed fat version of a shaved ape.
Puperazzi: another one?

>>5281231
Proceed, tell us more...

You fat son of a bitch, what an odd small world. I spoke to you about Limber Chan and how I almost fucked her. Wow, I knew I've seen you before.

Start postin' bro!

>>5281249
Fuck man, I saved the convo as well with him but I deleted it. Basically I went on a date with limber chan and almost got laid and I posted it on 4chan and this guy said he worked with her.

<--limber

Fan Details
AIM SN: Lothos+Obos
Yahoo! SN: lazakesau

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Guys, please Google your most common usernames. I've found an old ass fanfiction.net account, a tripod page I did in middle school, and some messageboard stuff so far. Shit's embarrassing.

>>5281275
Yea yea!

I posted the story of my date with her on 4chan and this fat guy posted that he knew her and I proceeded to talk to him about her and shit. This was like 2 years ago, he mentioned he worked with her at Six Flags. How weird.

http://groups.msn.com/adultthumbsuckers/general.msnw?action=get_threads&Dir=0&CType=-2&I
D_Last=12077

GAME OVER

>>5281264
I'm sure then you've already seen her article on ED then amirite?- http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Blake
How come you didn't get laid?

>>5281287
I accidentally deleted that last post, my bad but yeah here it is >>5281294

Damn she's somewhat of a moderately good looking person, what's this camwhore like?

>>5281264
her porn movie: http://www.megavideo.com/?d=FOAUGA90

>>5281294
Haha She drove like an hour to come pick me up and take me to some asian place to eat. I told her my car was in the shop (I didnt have a license)

I was star struck by her at the time like seriously, it was a fucking chan, and I just was a bore and I didnt pay for gas. haha FUCK YEA BITCH DRIVE ME AND FEED ME.

>>5281306
She was cool, but I was seriously star struck and couldnt talk. We went to some weeboo arcade and I watched her dance on DDR. It was funny cause a group of guys at the arcade were surrounding us just staring at her ass.

OK, so I'm a Trekkie. You wanna make somethin' of it?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tom Blonde-adill</I></SMALL><P>
'If you only knew the POWER of the Trek Side....'<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tom Blonde-adill</I></SMALL><P>
The Trekies are coming! The Trekkies are coming!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tom Blonde-adill</I></SMALL><P>
"Aren't we supposed to be having a FIESTA?!?!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Macaroni Penguin</I></SMALL><P>
One of these things is not like the others...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Macaroni Penguin</I></SMALL><P>
"Why don't I fit in?!?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Macaroni Penguin</I></SMALL><P>
These are not the nerds we're looking for.<BR><SMALL>by <I>lazakesau</I></SMALL><P>
With our combined power, we could rule the galxy as <BR><SMALL>by <I>Wilson</I></SMALL><P>
With our combined power, we could rule the galxy as "trek and wars"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wilson</I></SMALL><P>
"You see, the Darkside is everywhere. We have conquered the Universe!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kit</I></SMALL><P>

>>5281291
>Adult Thumb Suckers
>Lazakesau, 2/23/2008 3:10 PM. Ts man looking for Ts women, 17, MSN Nickname gordo_5678

not really.

I sat near girl from Dante's Peak was in my art history class. we talked about porn once.

The Skinny

Ethnicity White

Height 6' 2" (1.87m).

Body Type —

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual encounters (sex partners)

Smokes Trying to quit

Drinks Often

Drugs Never

Religion Agnosticism but not too serious about it

Sign Capricorn and it’s fun to think about

Education Working on college/university

Job
Student

Income Less than $20,000

Kids Likes children

Pets —

Languages English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

>>5281309
Should have also told her to go back to the kitchen and make you a sandwich lol.
I wouldn't mind hitting that though.

You guys want to go into an AIM chat? this is fun!

AIM Chat room: lolfat

>>5281318
Lucky bastard, how did you get to get together with a girl like her in the first place?

>>5281308
God damn you are great!

well fuuuuuck me...

>>5281375
How many fucking different accounts on different websites does Zach have?

>>5281347
lol zach trying to lure us into his room so he can write down our usernames and post embarrassing info about us on 4chan

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>>5281361
She was on Stickam and I just randomly went in her room and found out she lived in Southern Cali. We spoke, added myspaces and she wanted to hang out. I did record a video of our first meeting on stickam which involves her showing me vag

is this archived yet?

>>5281391
Yeah, she got a sweet vag alright

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>>5281405
Yes. In my hard drive.

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SIGN ME UP!!!!!

Son, I am disappoint

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrNocvntY-M

Poor kid.

Poor fat kid.

RUINING A FORMER CHILD ACTORS LIFE LIKE A BAWSE

best thread

or

BEST THREAD?????!!!!!!!!

Guys, seriously, leave Michael Moore alone.

I saw the fat guy and the blonde guy from Mega64 at the movies once. They were seeing toy story 1 and 2 in 3-D.
I wanted to say something to him, but once i looked at him, he looked like he'd be pissed if i talked to him. so i punched him in the face!! showed him!!

I could do this all night!

Why does this shit thread keep getting linked in every other thread?

I had thanksgiving dinner with reggie bush, so kinda.

once i was in the front row of an auditorium where kal penn was giving a talk about how he doesnt want to be kumar

i met the lead singer for skindred back in high school, he was sweaty, smelly, and incoherent

my university freshman biology lab teacher was on the first season of survivor - greg buis

there may have been something else, but i forgot

this thread was very entertaining


20 + interbutts

great thread.