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i dont think many others have the same stories as you do...

I'm going to try this!
Cheers brobot!

It's quite probable that most of /r9k/ just came after reading this

You could publish a raunchy novel and probably make some money.

I fucked my girlfriend on everyone one of her roommates beds (4) then on the dining room table where they all eat, in one night, shit was cash

i once poked a girl on the arm
with my finger
she even talked to me
"yes?" she said
i didnt say a word

BONER ACHIEVED.

COOL STORY BRO

i was with my Ferrari and had just finished giving her an oil change. normally i'd just clean up and go do something. However this time i took her sparks plugs out and slowly cleaned them and then put them back in.
I left her hood open and opened her doors. it was amazing, you could see her shiny engine and the smooth leather of her seats. Getting hard already i got inside her and put my key into her ignition. i turned the key.
She purred to life as the new petrol flowed through her, fueling her. i could see the heathaze rising above her spread bonnet as i began to rev to engine. I then began to rev the engine more...more and more, feeling the shivers of power move through her. I was doing this for about 10 minutes when an especcialy powerfull vibration shook the car.
i felt the heat overcome me as the engine began to ingite. the high octane fuel burned fast and powerfull, the heat stipping my flesh off from my skin
Spent 3 months on intensive burns unit, but it was worth it.

...and now I am wet and horny.

Thanks brobot!

>>5332355

i had sexual intercourse in the missionary position

notwithmootblox

This one time, I had sex.

>>5332492
hahhahahah you fucker 10/10

I'll have to go with an instance of rape roleplaying which is probably too disturbing to be taken for truth if I'd post it. use our imagination on this one.

I fapped to two pornos at once. Like, in two different firefox windows. It was awesome.

>>5332492
There's actually a fetish for this. I wonder how many people would fap to that story.

My girlfriend and her dad was out of town for a math honor society quiz shit, she was on the team and had to go for some quiz bowl up north and would be away for a week. I was staying at her house for awhile because my dad was in the hospital and my mom and me got into a huge fight and she kicked me out intill my dad got back home. It was just me and her mom on the couch watching some shitty ABC show, I think it was Desperate Housewives, and there was something about a mom and a neighbors kid having an affair. We started talking about how weird it would be if that happened around here, and she said she needed to go to the bathroom. I was pretty horny at this point, and she noticed it right off the bat. She came back and sat down, smiling at me. No lie though, this MILF was hot as hell, better looking then her daughter. She starts going on about how her and her husband have a bad relationship and all that shit, and I get REALLY uncomfortable and tell her I'm tired. She tells me that I can lay on the couch, so I do of course, with her still on it, and rest my feet right on her crouch area. She wasn't wearing any panties, I could barely tell but the dress she had on was thin and I could feel her skin. My left leg was right on her camel hump, and I slowly moved it in a circle. Her face was all red, and I told her she looked tense, and it just made her even more red. I offered a massage to her, since I've been taking Massage classes at a lock CC. I turn around, she takes off her dress, and lays down, bare ass naked. My intentions were clear, and so was hers. I massaged her for like a hour, teasing her to the point where she was making a wet spot on the couch. I finished up and stood up, and she literally tackled me. We fucked for hours, I dont even remember how long, but started at night and finished at sunrise. Happen a few monthes ago, and we still mess around behind her daughters back.

>>5332519
Don't hold out on us. POST IT POST IT POST IT. Or GTFO.

That's dominating?

I thought you were just enjoying her.

l2format your text, this is ridiculous.

>>5332527
>shitt show,
>Desperate Housewives
Cool story, bro.

>>5332504
I had consensual sex with someones wife in the missionary position for reasons of procreation. I look somewhat like her husband. It's been a months since then. She told me that he finally agreed to try for a baby this month, but I think my miracle juice made it in first.

>>5332527
I jerked off so hard to this riveting tale.

>>5332535
Sir, you may then be a natural dom. Most chicks would not be so obedient.

Me and a friend of mine (not exactly friends with benefits, not dating, just sorta...when stuff happened, it happened) were at her house and I was giving her a massage. She loved my massages, I'm told I'm really good at them.
Anyway, I knew that her most sensitive spot is her neck, just the right kind of touches or some light blowing made her shiver. Literally, her whole body shook. So I did a few times, which she protested to at first, but I was persistent, giving light kisses, touches and blowing to get her riled. It worked and she submitted to my advances.
She closed her eyes, leaned into me and let me have my way with her neck. I wrapped my arms around her and kissed her neck for a while, switching sides every so often. I kept this up for a while, sucking, licking, kissing and nuzzling. She loved it, I could feel her breath getting deeper. I'd done it before and she told me "I'm leaking" afterward. Shit was so hot.

To be continued...

I was seeing this guy for a while and he was pretty timid when it came to sex. We were out bar hopping on our friend's birthday and I was sitting on his lap while a group of us talked. We both had drank a lot at this point and I can't remember what we were talking about but he was getting hard. Since it was pretty dim I started feeling him up through the fabric of his pants. He started kissing up my neck with both hands firmly placed on my hips. At this point my friends could clearly see that we weren't interested in talking anymore and all of them made excuses to go to the bar and order drinks/go out for a smoke/use the bathroom. He inched one hand up my thigh, under my dress and moved my panties to the side. I was really turned on because I didn't think he would be bold enough to be touching me in public. I licked his earlobe (his kryptonite) and told him I wanted to fuck right there. I unzipped his pants but kept the top button buttoned. I pulled his cock out and then we fucked in this grimy hipster bar full of people, me on top and him guiding my hips with his hands. My underwear kept getting in the way so he ripped it off and stuffed it between the seat cushions. I don't think I've had better sex.

TEH HOTTEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE WAS CHANGE SUM METAL PIPES IN A FACILITY DURING THE MIDLE OF THE SUMMER BROS TRUST ME IT SUCKED CUS U GO INTO THIS FUCKEN PLCAE THAT IS BUILT OF METAL AND IS EXPOSED TO TEH OUTDOOR SUN AND EVERYTHING IS FUKEN HOT AND ITS JUST BOILING AND THEN YOU GO IN THERE AND U GOTTA CHANGE A BUSTED FUKEN PIPE AND U CANT WAIT TILL ITS NIGHT CUZ CUSTOMERS NEED THE FUKEN PIPE TO WORK 24-7 SO U GOTTA WORK IN THE MIDDAY SUN IN THIS FUCKN OVEN ENVIRONMENT FUCUK IT WAS SO HOT BUT WHATEVER AT LEAST I CAN SAY I DID A GOOD JOB AND PEOPLE DEPENDED NO ME AND SHIT AND I CAN SAY I ACTUALY DID SOMETIHNG POSITIVE FOR THE POEPLE YOU KNOW WAHT I MEAN GUYS?

Once i asked a girl for the time but i couldn't look at her face. So i was standing there checking out the pathway, and i saw her smiling from the corner of my eyes. So she told me what was the time and went away. I fapped like crazy after, because thats how i roll. It was 5 years ago and ive never talked to any girl since then.

>>5332631

HOLY SHIT BRO I JERKED OFF SO HARD

>>5332591
So my hands moved up and down on her stomach for a while, they "accidentally" rubbed against her breasts, but she didn't seem to mind, so I got a little bolder and gently cupped them. Squeezing a bit, rubbing and such. Getting bolder and bolder I started playing with her nipples through her shirt. I felt them getting hard to my touch, so I pulled her shirt up and really got going.
She had amazing breasts, very big, very soft. Her bra was already off so I could give her a better massage, so that skipped a step for me. I squeezed and kneaded them, all the while still going after her neck with my mouth. I tugged on her nipples a bit and got the slightest, quietest little squeak of pleasure from her, but only once. That really got me going, so I had to step up my game from there.

To be continued...

>>5332606

oh lawd i really want to fuck you right now. post pic

My ex had a daddy/loli fantasy.

She dressed like a child in a light pink onesy with the backflap down, bright, girly makeup, pigtails and drawn-on freckles. She carried a teddy bear and sucked her thumb.

I dressed like a stereotypical "dad" coming home from work. Dress shirt rolled up, suspenders, loose tie, dress pants, dress shoes, long black socks, etc.

I came into the room to "find" her sitting there (Part of her "script" she wanted me to loosely follow). I asked how her day went (referring to her as "sweetie" and "princess"), she sat on my lap and answered in little-girl speak ("It was vewwy good daddy!"). Then she starts talking about how she touched herself and I get "mad" and flip her over to spank her, kneading her pussy periodically and slapping her face (She was into that).

I then dragged her by her hair to her knees and shoved my cock down her throat, which she desperately deepthroated. I've never seen her so turned on before. I continue fucking her face, referring to her in parent-like terms of endearment. She was sopping wet and a puddle was under her on the floor.

>>5332733
cntd...

I came down her throat, slapped her in the face and told her to keep wet for me while I recovered. She went to the corner of the room, knelt and began furiously masturbating and moaning, saying that she wanted to be a good girl over and over.

I came over to her, slapped her and turned her around by her hair. She put her face to the floor and stuck her ass all the way up. I spanked it, then slowly penetrated her with my cock. She was screaming at this point "Fuck me daddy! Fuck your little slut!" and desperately pounding back into me to get more of my cock.

Once I saw that she was close to cumming, I spanked her, pulled out, and began fucking her ass. She started crying, but never stopped moaning. She began fingering herself again. Eventually, she convulsed and every one of her muscles tightened. I came hard into her ass and she let out a primal scream, falling to the floor. I gave her a little slap on the ass and stood up. She stayed there on the floor for a good 20 minutes.

Well I'm only 16 (in b4 underage b&) so I havent had much experience, but the hottest thing that's ever happened to me was a couple of months ago.

Was in bed with my girlfriend in the morning, she'd slept over and she's never seen porn and seemed really curious, asked me the types of things they do in it, naturally I obliged.

Next thing I know, tit wank. Yeee boiiii.

>>5332682
So I just used one hand on her breast, playing with it while my hand went back to running up and down her stomach. She was a curvy girl, which is just the way I like them, so she was so soft and I loved feeling her skin. My hand moved lower and lower, very slowly. I rubbed her thighs, snaking my hand between them and caressing her pussy through her pants. It was so warm and I felt her back arch a little from my touch. I combined kissing her neck, kneading her breast, playing with her nipple and rubbing her pussy all at once to give her probably the most amazing experience she's ever had before(shes a virgin and never done anything with a guy past kissing).
I tried slipping my hand inside her pants, but she smacked it before I got in, letting me know that was out of bounds. I chuckled a bit and went back to rubbing outside, feeling her clit through her pants and panties, pressing into it roughly. Her breath was quickening and I could tell she was close, so I picked up the pace.
Faster and faster, she was squirming against me, her hands reached back and she ran her fingers through my hair, then dug her nails into my back. I heard a soft squirt/squish as she came hard, her hands opening all the way and her back arching. She then relaxed and we laid there for a bit, her basking in the afterglow. It was amazing.

>>5332683
Tell me a naughty story first, big boy.

>>5332527
Where the fuck was your girlfriend?

>>5332733
>>5332743
Holy shit, this is delicious!!!

>>5332743
this with my real daughter.

>>5332890
Better get a dog.

I was at this womens house just hanging out and she asked me if she could draw my hands - i of course let her - so she takes my hand rests it on one of her knees and start drawing - this is on her bed in her room. I was turned on beyond belief because of this - thing for the artsy chicks.

She finishes drawing my hand and leaves the room to get a glass of water. I follow. She then sits on her couch and we just start talking - all is going well. Out of no where she demands i sit on the other couch - so i do so. She then comes over to me - forces me to move so that iam halfway spread out along the couch. And gets on top of me.

I lift my hand to pull her in for a kiss and she slaps it away stating " If you want this you will not touch or make a sound" I nod. She slowly lifts my shirt up and scratches my chest - then gets completely on top of me - she wear a skirt so i could feel her pussy against my pants - she starts grinding my cock.. iam struggling not to grab her at this point.- she bits my neck gets up and with one finger tells me follow...

At this point iam a fucking dog and i follow contently.

-Continued

One time I held a girls hand. It was pretty awkward and we let go once other people came into sight.

That's about it.

>>5332929
oops, didn't mean to sage

fucking blox

>>5332916
continued -

I get into her room and she is standing by the bed. She smiles comes over to me and strips me naked. I was hard as a rock by now. She then demands that i get on the bed. I do so willingly. She slips off this nice little black dress she was wearing - no underwear. She then climbs back on top of me - i feel her wet pussy on my cock - i lift my hands to grab her she pushes me down and says "Don't you dare touch me again" -

she is now licking and kissing my entire body- when she finally puts her soft lips to my cock i flinch - she gets pissed - Gets off me and says " You will regret that. " Out from underneath her bed she reaches of cuffs - they were set up in such a way where if i moved one arm the other went under the bed , she used bungee cords that were linked together to achive this - She cuffs my hands and continues doing as she pleasures. I start struggling because she is now suck my cock , my legs are practically failing in want of this women. she is forcing me from moving..

finally she smiles and mounts me. Like a fucking champion she is riding me - i still can't move or make a noise - now i am struggling with the cuffs trying to get them off- Finally i mange to break or bend one of the cuff so i could get the bungee cord off - using that hand ( the cuff still on my wrist) i undid the other cuff.

I grab here off of me push her up against the wall of her and fuck her as if i was a cave man taking my fucking reward. I slammed her so hard again the wall it left an in print- then i through her on the bed put her doggy style and fucked her in the ass while i played with her clit. I don't know how long we were fuck -but when i finally came i forced her to take it to the face.

afterwords she got up and lead me to the shower...

best sex of my life that night.

>>5332733
That's the hottest sex story I've ever read.

I'd love to meet a girl like that; I'm not into loli that much, but I'd really really like a girl to have some sort of raunchy fantasy, possibly deviant, that I would be more than willing to fulfill. Yes, a woman saying to me, "fuck me daddy" would get me rock fucking hard.

Some women I've been involved with have had areas of their body that are extremely sensitive to pleasure, and I'm not talking about the obvious places. Just massaging these particular areas, light circles with a little pressure, was enough to bring her to orgasm. Fucking hot.

>>5333052

Holy shit you sound like my ex boyfriend, I would tease and taunt him until he'd push me up against the wall and threaten to fuck my ass if I didn't stop messing with him.


I was at this party with this boy I was dating in highschool. We both liked each other but we didn't want to be in a relationship. We left the party and went to his friend's house. Before we got out of the car, he looked at me and pulled on my shirt. He started kissing and licking my chest, he didn't take off my bra or anything. He just I don't know what the fuck he was doing but it felt good. I was so wet and he kept pinching my nipples and squeezing my boobs.

Apparently he liked them a lot, he was whispering to my ear about how he couldn't stop thinking about me during physic's lab. And how hot I was while I take notes. I was insanely turned on, I started rubbing him through his jeans. He wanted to fuck me that night in his car.


But I said no since I wasn't ready to lose my virginity and I wanted to wait. Oh and his dick was huge, like 8 inches and really thick. I told him he'd tear me open. He was a virgin also and I felt like if he did like me the way he said then he should also wait for me right?


Wrong. He fucked my friend a week later.
Lols :D

One time, a girl said to me, in my backyard:

"Give me a kiss!"

So I pecked her on the cheek.

"No, on the lips!"

So I did. It was wet and sort of gross.

This was in grade 3.

18 years old now, never had anything more than a hug from a girl since.

I once propped myself upside down in the shower and came into my own mouth

>>5333311
was the water on or off

>>5333052


Damn that story made me horny now D:


Fuuu

>>5333320

it was on. I don't remember how the hell I did it without having water spraying into my face, but somehow it worked. It was a hotel shower, I was on a trip somewhere.

so who else is masturbating to this thread???
:D:D:D

this thread needs more content

post moar

>>5332743
>>5332733
Thanks for that, I'm fucking wet now. Great

One time I passed out and fell into a bonfire. By far the hottest thing I ever did.

>>5333521
I would like to comment that this story is undoubtedly the "hottest" of all the narrative tales told in this internet forum thread so far.

Thanks for the positive feedback, time to post a little more.

We got back to mine, both a little drunk. It was the first night together, and I always love first nights because there's such an anticipation of doing things with them for the very first time. I ran my hands all over her body; I enjoy resting my hands on oft-ignored places like the inside of the elbows or backs of the knees, it's a little more sensitive in those places and I've got pleasant responses from massaging there. I put a hand on the back of her neck and held it there softly, which caused her to droop her eyes almost hypnotised in the physical contact.

I remember her being a little shy in removing her bra, perhaps embarrassed about her small breasts but I didn't mind at all, I quite like smaller sizes in their own way. We had our fun together, which I could talk in detail about, but what I'd really like to skip to is the part when the lights go off. Turning the lights off and slipping underneath the covers deepens the mood, we've given each other orgasms, we're now fully relaxed with each other. And still a little drunk from the night out, things can get naughtier still.

One of my hands roamed around her body. Hidden from the neck down under the warm sheets, having only the sense of touch magnifies the experience. I love feeling the small of her back, and just moving down across her arse cheeks, continuing until I reach her pussy. Perhaps part of the reason I like to do this is because my fingers will inevitably skim over or around her arsehole, if only for a feather touch or perhaps not at all. I expect that many girls will enjoy the sensation but would not take it further unless prompted by my own actions, but this time, I get a reaction of encouragement:

a girl on my mp3 player went GLOW GLOW GLOW JACKPOT

I came.

Was at a friend's place watching a movie with her loser boyfriend.
Ended up making out with her when he was cooking our food. Felt her up and fingered her when he left.

PS His food wasn't that great.

>>5333608
"Oooh, what are you doing?" Can't be remembered verbatim, but she said words to that effect. Even in the darkness I could tell she was smiling when she said it. I'm smart enough to realise that these words, which could easily be an instruction to stop, are in truth an indicator to carry on; my hands were hardly exploring her arse, merely skating around nearby, but to make such a blatant observation meant she clearly wanted more.

I was taken aback. We had not had sex yet, she was a shy and well natured girl who had displayed any raw sexuality, and yet here she was, expressing a desire to be anally pleasured. I needed no more encouragement.

>>5333662
how? that one never worked for me

>>5333688
At this point I was already fingering her with great enthusiasm, and her body was twisting and contorting under the sheets until they slid off the bed, her almost following. The top half of her body had slid off and against the desk adjacent to my bed, and if it were not for my arm around her waist and her hand propping against the desk's side we would be on the floor by now. The awkwardness of the position only served to turn me on even more, and my hands ventured to her soft tiny little arsehole. Just lightly touching it, she started to let out soft gasps... they were of this amazing feeling of half-suprise and immense pleasure, pleasure that was dirty and forbidden. I knew she felt like a filthy little slut when I rubbed my fingers against her tight hole, and that just made me go on even more. The more aroused she got, the easier it was to feel her heartbeat pound. I felt her pulse pumping away, not on her chest, but on her arsehole.

>>5332606
"Ey, Joe, those two kids fuckin'?
"Yeah, Bill, I reckon so."
"Security cams still working, eh?"
"I'd say so."
"Mind if I borrow the tapes tonight?"
"After I finish with them, Bill."

My older brother had always been my best friend. One day i caught him masturbating and his face turned red as he tried to pull his boxers up with one hand and shut the computer off with the other hand. I just stared in awe at his huge 8 inch cock pressing hard against his underwear. I told him that I had been with many guys before and that he shouldn't be embarrassed. I walked slowly towards him and gently put my lips on his, and then let my tongue go loose, exploring his moist mouth. I was starting to get wet down below. He grabbed me by the hips and placed me on my back on top of the bed and slowly began licking my breasts. Then he reached down, caressing my inner thighs until i was moaning. Then he grabbed my dick and told me to fuck him in the ass.

/r9k/ - the last board on the internet you think you'd masturbate

ITT: stories the denizens of /R9K/ tell themselves as they jerk off.

1. I picked up this expensive call-girl and drew with her in my Limo. We had a little humping in there but I was careful that we didn't cum. I instructed the driver to go to this exact spot in the bad part of the city, where there are some cheap ass hookers. There I invited this one of them into the car. She wasn't looking experienced and was quite shy, a prefect combination I thought to myself and we drew to my expensive loft apartment.
The hooker was looking quite afraid, not knowing what to do. It was strange for her in my high class apartment with a client and another girl. Both were eying them self curiously. I offered them some drink. Some wine, nothing expensive, but I told them they are drinking some of the most expensive red wine. I also got something special mixed in for them.
They drank it obediently and soon, on command, they were at each other. Expensive one was on top of the other like she liked that and both were apparently enjoying it. I was there, full clothes still on, camera in my hand and hard cock poking out of zipper hole, filming them.
I don't like to touch them before sex, so it was perfect for me that they were doing it for them elves. Slowly I lured them into my bedroom where we had the most crazy romp I've ever had. Hot as a butter they were and I mixed in them humping them crazy till they fell out.

>>5333848
this picture accurately describes the emotions your post makes the users of /r9k/ feel

Oh tripfags, won't you realize no one believes your stories?

>>5333879
2. There I was, stark naked, throbbing cock and two drugged women passed over on my bead. Slowly I went for a knife and cut the throat of the fancy one. I hid and waited then till the other one would wake. When she did, she slowly came to horrible realisation that she was lying in blood with a dead girl. She panicked and screamed. That was my cue, I entered chainsaw in hand and expression of delight on my face. I chased her all over my apartment, but somehow she escaped me. She got out, naked she rushed down the stairway. There was only one thing to do for me, one chance, or all would be lost. My cover blown, my erection gone.
I waited.
I was revving my chainsaw. And I dropped it from my floor. Chainsaw turned in the air, my cock was hard as rock, she was running to the exit and it connected. All the stars were at the right place and it was a perfect hit. I came.

Boner thread.

I was buying something at the grocery store, and when I handed me back my change our fingers touched. YEAAH BOY!

>>5333897

Go back to bed, Bateman.

lol at this thread.
blox

>>5333933

I'll kill the guy that told me this was anonymous internet page!

I had her legs over my shoulder while I was pounding her. shit was fucking AWESOME.

also that time I had her when she had mega long socks on. fuck.

>>5333931

jizzinmahpantsblox

>>5333951
lol i hack you

I got pissed off and smacked my girlfriend around. Not in that way.

She told me that she fantasised about us having really, really rough sex. Like, smacking her about rough. I told her it would never happen. I was never going to hit her or anything like that as it's just not right.

Well, for a week, she kept initiating sex, and then refusing to make me come. I can't get off from vaginal intercourse, so if she doesn't blow me or give me a handjob, I don't get to orgasm.

After a week of her refusing to finish me off, I got fucking royally pissed off. I kept asking her to fucking finish it, and she wouldn't. She started insulting me, saying that perhaps if I was better in bed I'd be able to come when we fucked. Then she started smacking me in the face when I shouted at her.

Well, brobots, I'm afraid I snapped. I smacked her across the cheek so hard she fell over. I was on the verge of tears when I realised what I'd done, but she shouted at me and told me I was a pussy bitch who couldn't handle her needs. I was so pissed off I wasn't even thinking. I smacked her again as she tried to get up, knelt down on the floor and grabbed her so she was in my lap. I smacked her ass 'til it glowed red, grabbed her arms so they were behind her back, and fucked her so hard she screamed.

Lo and behold, she came, I came, and she told me she'd never loved me as much as she did at that moment.

In the morning, I fucked her in the shower whilst choking her. She squirted. It was awesome.

last nite, I grabbed the girl I've been seeing as soon as she walked in my house, I whipped her panties to the floor, pinned her against the wall and rammed myself in her. We went at it for like an hour, I came inside her raw, then we showered together, and I ended up sucking on her chest after, straddling her, totally naked. She enjoyed me sucking on her chest so much that she worked me inside her while i was on top of her.

I came inside her again. We went to bed, we woke up, she worked me inside her one more time and I totally came hard into her.

Then I sent her on her way. The end.

>>5333884

yesssssss got one

Woke up in the middle of the night with an erection with my girlfriends ass pointed towards me; she was sleeping in her panties. Pulled 'em down and fucked her until she woke up and then came on her chest.

Not exactly the best thing but it's all I got.

hahah this thread is great. Its so fun taking advantage of pretty girls

fapping in epic thread

>>5334015
I think I was never so fuckin hard after reading a story.
You are a god among men.

>>5334015
Oh wow.

schlick schlick schlick

>>5332492
That actually got me hard until the whole car igniting into flame and burn unit part.

Fingered my girlfriend in public... she'd get crazy wet and always loved it too much to be mad or embarrassed afterward.

Nothing more than that, unfortunately :[

Gentlemen, I've had some amazing sex in my time.

But best cum ever had to be this amazing loli sucking my dick. She was 14, I was 21, I'm still madly in love with her even though I haven't seen her since then.

I fucked my GF in her sleep and continued to after she woke up. We were sharing a room with my roommate

oh i know what it was. I hardly ever really climax while I'm having sex. One night I fucked my GF sore so she decided to finish me off with a blowjob.

Well it worked and I came hard, screaming and clenching her body with my legs. She kept blowing me =)

i lost my virginity in disney world

I've been regularly jerking off my neighbour since I was 11 and he was 15.

It's never really been a sexual thing, except yesterday, where I did it after not seeing him for like 6 months.

I couldn't get comfortable so I kept moving around, it ended up with one of his legs over my lap.

Now, I'm not bragging, but I'm very, very good with handjobs. For one thing I've just got practice, for another I have this twitch in my leg, which I can sort of focus into my hand - my wrist moves incredibly fast up and down for like minutes straight, never slowing or stopping.

Anyway. Usually not at all sexual, but this time I could feel his thigh tensing up every time he got close to cumming, and he kept making these little sounds he was trying to hold in.

I said something about... I can't even remember, my parent's anniversary or something just as he let a little "uhh..." go and I was all "?" and he was all "...I said aww :3"

Anyway then he was like "I'm gonna c-" and I was like "you just did, asshole" cos it was on my hand and I got mad at him and washed my hands and left.

Got home. Soaked panties.

>>5334573
Jesus christ I find this amazingly hot. What are you giving these free handjobs for?

>>5334599
Because at 11 I was a lonely, confused, precocious little girl.

Nowadays I still do that with him because he's a good friend and we consider it a tradition.

this thread needs more cumdumpster experiences

>>5334609
Jeez, I wish I had a friend whose idea of tradition was a casual handjob every day

>>5334656
I second this notion on behalf of the entire male gender

VIRGINITY LOSS STORY TIME GO GO.

I was 14, approaching 15, very... precocious. He was 20, confused about his life but still confident and clever.

We met on /b/, somehow became best friends and somewhere along the line he fell in love with me, but I won't go into the emotional side of things.

I had sex with him, in his single bed, in his room, at his mother's. First and only time I've ever had sex.

It was actually really nice. He's a big, muscular guy and I'm a slender 5'3" who's only ever mastubrated clitorally, never been fingered or anything.

Anyway. It's dark, cos it's winter and it's about 5pm and the curtains are shut and the lights are out. We're just lying in his bed, kissing and cuddling when he starts sliding his big warm hand up under my shirt and while I gave off the impression of being sure of myself and confident and ready, actually, I'm a frightened little girl who's got in too deep and doesn't quite know how to say no.

So I let him, and it's nice, and then his hand's sliding up my leg, over the top of my knee highs (oh god, I was wearing my school uniform, this is so cliche) and under my skirt and he starts stroking me through my underwear.

TO BE CONTINUED.

>>5334656
>>5334659
It's not every day, bro. It's every few months.

>>5334737
Even so, I find it pretty awesome

>>5334728
>>5334728

go on....

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>>5334728
So I'm still lying there cuddled up into the crook of his arm and he's got one hand on my waist and the other gently rubbing me through my panties and I'm starting to shake and enjoy myself despite the obvious fear and apprehension.

He leans over and starts kissing me again, still softly stroking my clit through my panties. Now, this guy knew what he was doing. He'd had a handful of girlfriends and had been messing around with girls for like, 7 years. So yeah. This was pretty good.

He slides his thumb under the waistband of my knickers and I just instantly freeze and grab his wrist without thinking about it. I can feel his er, aggressive erection against my thigh, through his jeans. He politely removes his hand, slips one under the small of my back and cradles the back of my head with the other (I have a regular sized head. His hands were fucking huge) and continues kissing me with enthusiasm.

So we keep going and he's kissing my neck and unbuttoning my shirt and pulling aside one of the cups of my bra and kissing my cute perky loli breasts and he's all grinding against my leg with one of his legs in between mine so his thigh's pressing hard against my clit again and I'm all aflutter.

Was pretty hammered one night and my boyfriend and I were walking through the quiet streets of a small town in the wee hours of the morning. We had been fooling around at every corner the whole way home. He would bite my neck until I whimpered and I slipped my hand into his pants and jerked him off. If anybody had been awake it would have been very easy to see what we were doing under the streetlights.
We came to a church and after trying the door, we realized it was unlocked. I forget which one of us suggested it, but we wanted to fuck in the confession box. We wandered around a bit and then he made the discovery, all of the holy robes lined up in a closet.
In the end, I got to wear the priest's attire while my bf dressed like some sort of altar boy. He sat down in this elaborate red velvet chair that I think was for the priest himself, as it was front and center before all the pews, and raised up a few steps above ground level. I straddled him and we fucked until I came three times (my magic number) and the chair was soaked with a combination of both our fluids.
We pissed in the holy water and stumbled home.

neckbeards writing trashy erotic fiction on a friday night. oh 4chan....

>>5334851
So then he slides both thumbs just under the top of my underwear and I stop kissing him, but I just lie still and there's no grabbing or handslapping or anything... implying he has to stop.

He exhales all deeply and murmurs (and this is one of the few sentences from this experience that I can still hear in my head and still think about) "baby, if you don't want to do this, now's the time to tell me; if these come off, I can't garauntee they'll go back on" and he sighs like he feels really bad about it and I can hear like, the shame and guilt in his voice and it turns me on somehow.

I start wriggling further up the bed which pulls them down a little and he just tugs them down further and I kick them down til they're around my ankles. He asks me if I mind if he takes his jeans off and I'm like er, go ahead and he pulls his shirt off too.

He's just in his boxers now, boner like, straining against them and I've got a flimsy unbuttoned school shirt and a little pleated skirt tugged up over my hips and my long glossy socks (woah, that sounds sluttier and sexier than it actually was) on and he's sort of straddling one of my legs while I kinda do the same to him, in a weird sort of unexplainable way.

ITT: fat fucks having erections over other fat fuck's stories.

>>5334946

Okay. we get it. fiction, not real, neckbeards, jacking off, etc. You're only the fifteenth person to say it in this thread.

>>5334946
I don't care who's writing them I'm fucking soaked over here

>>5334920
Anyway he starts touching me again and it's scarier but better without my underwear on and while I'd been masturbating for years, it'd never felt quite like this.

He slides one finger in and I'm getting pretty shaky and nervous again but I kind of forget about it when he starts stroking my silly pointy 14 year old hipbones and nudging at my clit some more.

I'm not really concentrating on what he's actually doing anymore til he goes to try another finger and I must've whimpered or something cos he leans up and starts kissing my forehead and strokes my hair a little and shushes me - he may kind of sound like a bit of a pedo creep, but he was and is actually a really decent, kind guy. He was way sweet to me.

He says we can stop if I want but I just shakily say it's okay because, once again, I'm just a kid and I don't want to say no and disappoint him. And he says, another phrase that plays in my head a lot "well baby you have to stop tensing up or I can't take care of you like this" so I try and calm down and I guess it works cos he gets the 2 fingers in, and it doesn't hurt too bad or anything.

I just lie there silently while he gently pushes them in and out and rubs my clit with the other hand and then I notice he's looking at me expectantly and I get all self-conscious and tell him to stop and he's all oh but you're beautiful and I get all awkward and shit and kinda pull away and roll over. So he just moves til he's lying beside me and puts his arms round me and we just cuddle silently for a while.

gay stories please

plzblock

>>5335006
I can still feel his erection like, throbbing against my leg after I'm quiet and soothed and relaxed by him holding me. I gently put my hand on it and say, well, idek what I said. Basically asking if he wants me to deal with it. And he's like "oh no baby, just ignore it, don't worry" and sort of puts a bit of space between me and... it.

I roll over again so we're like, chest to chest, and I'd say face to face but we've got like a foot height difference so my face is like, against his shoulder. I just start running one finger along it and murmur something about really not minding into his neck.

He makes a low pitched reluctant sort of mmh noise and says to sit up then and I can just touch it for him. And I'm like. "I don't mind if you... you know. yeah. it and... me and... yeah" And I'm happy we're in the dark cos he can't see me blushing.

Brief silence. "Seriously?" and I'm like uhuh. And he asks me like 50 times if I'm absolutely 100% sure I want to and I won't regret it and all this, and I'm just like agreeing and stroking it softly through his underwear which he keeps making weird awkward sort of coughs about.

>>5335072
I'm gonna stop here, okay?

I miss him and nobody's even reading it.

>>5335112
I was reading it, and I thought it was cute ;~;

Tease...

>>5335112
*ahem* I am without a doubt reading it. Please don't stop typing it.

>>5335112
what? NOOOOO
keep going please.

>>5335112
was reading
and enjoying

>>5335130
>>5335127
>>5335124
>>5335125
... OKAY 1 SEC :333

>>5335112
pleaaaaaaaaase don't stop please do n't stop PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SEX

>>5335072
Are you from Iowa?

>>5335158
whoa bro an iowafag in /r9k/?

that is fucking tight brah iowa is a shithole

>>5335072
Okay so anyway we have this 10 minutes or whatever of him asking me over and over if I want to, definitely, and thanking me and telling me he loves me and all that. And then he moves so he's like hover-lying on top of me, holding himself by his arms so he isn't crushing my delicate milkbones with his weight rofl.

Anyway. I'm still very wet from earlier, but he pushes one of my legs to the side and just gently touches my entrance to check for uh, readiness. I've already got my eyes screwed shut in anticipation and everything, feeling like, really scared. And then without any warning I feel his thumb dabbing at my mouth and he's like ohai stop biting your lip bucktooth <3 and I start giggling with a touch of hysterity and he starts trying to turn the bedside lamp on cos he 'wants to see my crazyface' and I'm laughing and shoving him and we're kinda wrestling for control of the lampswitch thing and I don't feel nervous anymore.

Then out of nowhere we hear a car approaching and we both freeze and he like, instinctively slides a hand under my back and sort of ducks down so we're pressed together and we breathe all quietly, praying it isn't his mother.

I mean, she wouldn't go mad at him or anything, and she'd met me and while she didn't exactly approve, she was like an old hippy and was like ah well, if you think she's your soulmate then do what you like. But a guy his age being caught almost naked in bed with a schoolgirl wouldn't look too good, anyway.

>>5335158
Iowa? England bro, England.

>>5335181
Fuck yea it is. But you aren't the person writing the story are you? The story sounds familiar so I thought I'd ask.
But if you're from Iowa, what part?

>>5335219
Northeast, brosef. Near Sioux Falls. Just moved here to chill with wife's family.

>>5335204
So anyway. We both breathe out all relievedly when we realise it's not his mum, and we're back to serious sex... mood.

I put one of my hands on his shoulder and he leans in close so his dick's like pressed against me in just the right spot and asks if I'm ready and I'm like nodding, then remember he can't see me so whisper yes instead.

So he just like slowly slips it in and it kinda hurts and I've got my eyes shut again and my teeth are pressing down hard on my bottom lip (oh. I haven't got buckteeth by the way. it's kind of an inside joke sort of thing) and I figure he must've been able to feel my heart beating or just sense it whatever and he stops (which must've been hard for him, I mean, it's about 6:30pm now, he's been hard for ages, which no relief) and starts shushing me some more.

He starts thrusting really slowly while stroking my cheek with his thumb and he sounds all choked up when he feels tears trickling down my face. We keep going like this for a while, all slow and soft and he keeps saying nice, encouraging things, my favourite and the one I still think about being "you're doing so well baby"

He keeps going til I start to get into the rythm of it and then he kinda sits me up so we're both sort of partially upright and starts going a little deeper, little faster, little harder.

>>5335112

If you miss him why don't you talk to him?

I have quite a few stories, but I guess the one that would appeal to most of the anons here is one that happened back in April.

Anyway, long story short, I broke up with my ex and we each had a day off of work the following tuesday, and so decided that we should meet to talk about things (which always meant makeup/breakup/generally awesome sex) and she sent me a text the night before with two words. "blindfold" and "handcuffs". I had an idea, and didn't want to jump to any conclusions. I fapped rigorously in the shower and slept.

The next morning I woke up early to go talk to her. After about an hour of fooling around (we were waiting for her neckbeard roommate to leave), I started fingering her. I literally pulled my fingers out with a puddle of juice in my palm. Hard as a rock and horny as fuck, we started to heat things up before she pushed me off and ordered me to tie her up and blindfold her. I forced her to her knees and had her suck my cock, and everytime she stopped I slapped her and skullfucked her for a bit. After the absolute last vestiges of my ability to hold it gave out, I came all over her face, chest, body, everywhere. My god, everywhere.

CONT.

>>5335305

After that, I threw her down and started to eat her out until I got hard again, making her orgasm and watching her try to twitch and moan while she was tied up. One of the most sexy things I've ever seen. I gave her a reprieve and untied her to let her give me a handjob to get hard again, and we proceeded to fuck doggie until she couldn't move. I was still hard and nowhere near done, so I had her suck me off again, until my cum hit the ceiling.

Then we took a shower together and emotions and blah blah blah.

After that, it was pancake time at iHop. The best fucking breakfast of my life.

>>5335269
He keeps thrusting into me and I've got my arms wrapped around his neck now and my breasts pressed against his chest. We move slightly and slightly until he's sitting sort of crosslegged and I'm on his lap with my legs around his waist.

We go like this for a while and I don't orgasm, but I'm enjoying it and he's making all his deep little sighs and mmms. He wraps his arm right round me and pulls me really close when he says he's about to cum.

He does, for what feels like hours and then he sort of lifts me off oh his lap and lies down all sleepy-like on his bed. I figure I should like, I don't know. Go compose myself. Get dressed. Leave. But as I start to slide off the bed and find my underwear he reaches out and grabs my hand and I just get back in and curl up beside him and we both fall asleep.

The bed's all wet and icky and his mum's gonna be home any minute and only my sister knows where I am but we just sleep for hours and hours all tangled up together.

I wake up at 11am the next day, having missed school and I'm like oh shit. I just get my stuff together and kiss him on the cheek and leave.

My sister'd cracked and told them where I was, which I don't blame her for. She's quite protective, I said we'd just be hanging out for a few hours, and I didn't call or text or come home.

My dad just like freaked out majorly. Said I couldn't see him anymore.

Shit sucks. He was more into me than I was into him but still. This guy meant so much to me and I never even got to explain myself to him.

bawwwwwww :c

>>5335344

hey. thank you for telling us that. i can't speak for us all but I really liked hearing it. :3

>>5335344
So, how long ago was this?

>>5335383
That's okay. I haven't ever really spoken about it to anyone.

I told my friends, in about 10 words. We never talk about it anymore.

I miss him /r9k/ :c

>>5335387
About... well, if I tell you, you'll all just be like "underage b& lol!" :c

I kissed a girl once at a party

So cash

I was with my ex-gf on the street, desert street by the way.
We were making out and I stopped and sat on the hood of the car. She came and started teasing me rubbing her ass on my penis. I dominated, changed sides with her and started rubbing my cock and her pussy sensually. Circular, fast and slow, in and out movements. Everything with clothes on.
Then I put my hand underneath her shorts, she's wet and shaved. Intense in and out movements started. She was moaning so sexy. We did this till the break of dawn, we didn't get tired.

>>5335458
Have you considered becoming a novelist?

A friend and I went to a seedy hotel room and roleplayed a student intruding on a teacher after hours for extra study time. He chained me to the bed with bungee cords, legs splayed and body immobile, and proceeded to reward me with oral when I got each U.S. state capital right. Mild to medium smacks on the inner thigh for incorrect answers ^_____^

3 years ago. the one and only time i had a 3some. to top things, i was out of my mind stoned.

2 friends of mine are bi. we've known each other for over 6 years but at the time it was the first (and to date, only) time that we had all been single.

it was summer and we were at girl A's parents' beach house. she got kind of drunk while girl B and i smoked a bunch of weed. we were listening to music really loud when girl A started stripping. girl B and i were lying on the bed and started to masturbate and feel each other a bit. girl A got completely naked and started masturbating as well. we all lied down on the bed and went at it feeling each other, sucking on each other's parts, me fingering them.

they both started going down on me, which was probably the most incredible thing to ever happen to me. i said i was close to cumming so girl A came up and i started sucking on her tits while i came in girl B's mouth.

damn now i need to fap.

>>5335405
tell me tell me tell me now

Lots of gay BROS and bro-faggotry in here, my bro-thren

>>5335601
It was a little under a year ago.

in high school and my first 2 years of college, my friend and i had an on-and-off friends with benefits relationship. it was pretty scandalous because no one knew about it and it only happened during the week or 2 week long intervals of "breaking up" with her then-boyfriend. these happened probably once every other month.

anyway, there was time that was extraordinary. we had never had a place entirely to ourselves to hook up before, but this one weekend she was house-sitting a mutual friend's house.

for 2 days, we fucked on pretty much every bed in the house, in the showers, in the jacuzzi, on the trampoline, everywhere. the highlight of the weekend was titty fucking her (32D's, fuck yeah) and cumming all over her tits and neck. feels good, man.

>>5335673
LOLOLOLOL UNDERAGED B&!

No, seriously, why can't you contact the guy?

>>5335673
lol underageb&

but yeah cute story, bro. an inspiration.

>>5335699
My dad went completely crazy, I had months where I wasn't allowed to use the internet without supervision and had my phone consfiscated and shit.

It's all settled down now, but I don't know. I guess it's been too long to just disappear out of his life like that. I can't just burst back in.

>>5335701
ty.

>>5335729

That's why you don't burst. You enter slowly. Kind of like how if you suspect someone is beating off and you knock on their door, wait about 10 seconds and enter slowly.

>>5335729
So you're just gonna give up like that? Not even gonna try?

>>5335729
well if you can't talk to this bro why don't you and i talk instead

i want to hear more stories :3

>>5335762
What, I should call him?

"Oh hey baby, I know we had that big thing where you said you were in love with me for 6 months then I disappeared like a slutty ninja and everything, but feel like slowly creeping back into each other lives?"

I don't even know if I have his number still. What's to say he hasn't changed email address?

Hey, maybe he even fixed things with his girlfriend, who he was with throughout our... thing.

.__.

>>5335729
post pic/msn/aim?

>>5335787

Just talk to him already, everybody needs closure.

Don't be a coward.

>>5335787

Better than not trying, honestly. If he was that passionate I'm sure he would be thrilled to fool around again if he wasn't in anything super serious. I know I would be.

>>5335832
You think we were just fooling around? :c

I thought a girlfriend of 4 years was pretty serious, but yeah, maybe he's in sometihing SUPER serious now.

;__;

>>5335845

I apologize, I didn't pick the appropriate word. I just got finished offering relationshit help with someone who was going to with the fuckbuddy alibi.

Also, I didn't read all of your posts. Just the sex part because I'm male and on /r9k/ and relationshit here gets really repetitive.

>>5335877
Ah, there was only really the sex part.

Ah well.

>>5335877
loli relationshit never gets repetitive. NEVER

also, >>5335845, email me.

>>5333755
Hey what happened with this story?

>>5335899
Emailed :c

so it truely is the fate of threads on r9k to become relationshit. this is incredible.
THERE REALLY ARE NO EXCEPTIONS.
best of luck to you though, loli. :D

It was kinda rape roleplay/dominance that got insane.

We were on her couch, watching Kill Bill, and during the rape scene (which I knew was something of an interest of hers), I got the right signals.

I turned the movie off, she looked over suprised. I grabbed her by the neck, choking her, and slammed her against the wall. I ripped her shirt off, and started pinching her nipples, mauling her. She was into it at this point, so I kept choking her, till she was turning blue.

I let her go long enough to pull her pants off, left her boyshorts on because it was awesome pedo turn on. Then bent her over my knee and spanked her hard, till she was screaming. Then cut her boyshorts off with my knife and cut her a bit as well, which she loved, she was moaning so loud.

Fucked her doggystyle for a few minutes, till I was ready to come, then came on her face. Turned the movie back on. She just sat there for a moment, so confused, I remember the look on her face, my cum dripping off. Fucking awesome.

She went, showered, came back, and we just cuddled for a bit. Never talked about it again.

God damn. That was a great girl. Too bad she an heroed.

Any more good stories? Fapped once, want to fap again...

>>5337124
Haha... relationshit killed it!

>>5336042
Hey fatty, post your AIM, I want to talk to you about your dalliance. <3

>>5335845
email me little loli

got fucked in the shower by my seventeen-year-old prospie on scholarship interview weekend junior year of college. you're welcome, gold key society

>>5338403
loli is mean 3;<

So for a bit I'm looking at this thread like "shit man these stories are hot" and I'm getting a slight hard on.

Then I realize it's no fap September and suddenly ALL OF THIS becomes boring as fucking SHIT. Like it's so slow I can't bear to read a fucking word more. Nothing makes my dick twitch at all.

Am I cool now y/n?

Fapped for a long time to this thread, so it's worth a bump. I have a lot of sexual experience, but i'm not really sure what i would post in this thread. The things that i find the hottest are the small things, like seeing a beautiful girl, naked, in a certain position on my bed when the sun's shining on her at a specific angle. Things like that.

ITT lies lies all terrible terrible lies.

>>5338829
I agree with ya man. Its 10 times easier to get hard from seeing something like what you described (nude poses) than from any act / play. It just gets boring seeing pussy n boobs overplayed all the time, give me something that can be beautiful AND erotic.

One time I dropped a soldering iron and caught it by the metal part. It was pretty hot.

>>5338650
>no fap September
>Am I cool now y/n?

To ask that question, I think you must already know the answer.

I played strip poker with a girl. A rule I made up was that the game did that end when one person stripped everything, instead for everytime a nude person lost he/shed have to do one thing for the other. We spent 6 hours doing this until she everything (we bet money too) and made me her bitch.

Got invited to a girlfriend's house for the whole day, got invited to come at 8:00 in the morning, she had only got up by the time I arrived, was in my pajamas, with messed up hair.

Stayed until 3, so I left before her parents got home, I just stayed in her small and cramped room and had sex when she wanted, in the intervals I just kinda sat around while she posted on some shitty forum, she was in the nude the whole time, while at the time I was kinda awkward so I would partially get dressed after each time.

We did manage to do it 11 times in all, she was on the pill, so apart from her needing to lube herself a bit we didn't have the condom hassle. We just came again and again.

Oh god, I'm all worked up now and have a four-hour drive ahead of me. SCREW YOU ALL. ;_;

>>5339290
lol, sorry, she was in HER pajamas, I caught the bus, it was a school day also

I'm very dominate in bed.

The best sex I ever had started as a quickie. I had taken her grocery shopping and she was wearing short shorts and a tank top and was looking sexy has hell. The entire time I was just pushing the kart, keeping my waist against it as much as possible to keep my boner down.

Well, before I took her back to her place, we swung by mine so I could "get something I forgot." When I pulled up to my house, it was empty. I live with my father and two brothers, but apparently everyone was gone.

So, we went back to my room and the instant the door shut, I roughly bent her over the bed, ripped her shorts down, and fucker her hard. Made her scream "master" and everything. Loudest, best sex I ever had. I planned on it being a quickie, but it went on for almost and hour.

I felt a little bad because we left some blood on the bed (she wasn't on her period) but she assured me she enjoyed it much more than it hurt.

Good times.

Also, she bleed because shes small as fuck. I'm not big or anything, barely 6.5 inches and normal girth. In her though, thats actually quite large. I can feel the back of her vagina by fingering her, cervix and all. Its crazy.

>>5339299

Masturbate while you drive. It can be a valuable skill later in life.

I came to one of the stories in this thread, so I am going to bump it so that others may see it.

>>5335219
>>5335243

sioux falls is shit tier

alive forever pls pls pls.

Nothing, actually.
Fapping isn't hot at all, it's getting boring.

Two, tied for first:

1. In high school, gf and I were hanging out at her house, her parents gone. She was wearing one of those flimsy sundresses that seem to be standard issue for 16-17 year old hot American girls. She was making tabbouleh and some shit in the oven, and I getting a boner off and on because when she would lean over I could see her beautiful teenage tits jostling, no bra, under the sundress. At some point her dog started running around like crazy in the backyard. We were chasing it when she kind of lightly tripped and we started making out in the middle of the backyard. Before long, I had her sundress down below her tits and... not long after that had her dress all bunched up around her waist-- no panties. I ate her out in the middle of her backyard. If either of her neighbors were looking through their upstairs windows, there we were... yet for some reason we were too chicken to fuck outside; we went inside right after and fucked doggy in the living room.

2. After college, living in Manhattan, dating a law student who was crazy submissive. One weekend we rented a slum motel room near wall street and chinatown or something, just to fuck in all day and night. I tied her tight to the metal bedframe and stuffed her mouth, ass, and pussy with plugs or improvised dildos and tied them in. I'd leave her there and fuck with her for a little while, then go out and buy some food and a couple sex toys, come back and pull one of the dildos out and fuck her in that hole. After about 5 hours of this, she had rug burn on her ass, knees, and tits from being fucked on the bare mattreess, and had cum still marshing in her pussy and ass. So fucking depraved...

>>5332743
>>5332733

Hottest story in this thread so far.

I had an ex who liked me writing stories for her. Here's one I found when I was seeing what I needed to back up on another hard drive a few weeks ago;

"Wake up!" You growl into my ear.
"Huhhn?" I groan looking up at you groggily. "Wh..What hon?"
"What're do you think you're doing?"
"What does it look like? Sleeping?" I say as I roll over.
You grab my shoulders pulling me back to face you, staring dead into my eyes.
"Pete, I came here to spend a day with you, not to take a nap with you."
"So? You love taking naps here." I grumbled.
"Not when you promised you were gonna' give me attention!" You growled, shaking me in annoyance.
"Well, I'm tired, can't we just next weeke-"
You pulled your face close to mine, glaring deeply at me.
"No, no we can't." as you slowly bring your hands down towards my belt. "and don't act like you don't want to. You hinted at this all damn week."
"H...Hey!" I yelp, jerking back a bit.
You grab my hips, pulling me back to you, our faces literally inches apart now.

Contiued

"H-Hey!" You say mockingly with a grin as you undo my belt. "You know you want it."
"N...No..." I say, looking away watching you now unzipping my jeans.
"Mmm...yes you do..." You whisper softly, rubbing your hand against my hardening member.
"N...No I..D..Don't..." I groan, closing my eyes and biting my lip.
"Mhm..." You whisper again, grinning as you lean into me, now stroking my hardening member. "You know why?"
"Nnn...N..No..." I grunt weakly.
"Mmm...Cause..."You start, leaning in and licking my ear playfully. "You're...a bad...Mmm...Boy."
"No..." I whine.
"Yes!" You hiss, stroking my cock faster. "Say it or I'll stop."
I grumble softly.
"Louder boy."
"I'm a bad boy..." I whimper in defeat.
"And why are you a bad boy?"
"Nnn," I whimper. "C...Cause...you make me...the way you touch my cock..." I mumble incoherently.
"That's it?" You chuckle, teasingly. "What if I do this?" You slip down near my hips, looking up at me with those round beautiful eyes. The way they glisten naughtily behind your glasses makes me so hard, just looking at you makes my cock twitch as your lips hover around my head. I see this and my body almost goes mad, a small moan escaping my lips.
"Already?" You ask in dissapointment. "What a bad boy, I didn't even touch you yet."
"No!" I yelp needlingly, biting my lip hard. "Please...keep going!"

Continued.

>>5344027
This is not sexy. This is just really, really, really lame.

...This is pretty terrible. Should've let the thread die Bro.

Well. It looks like everyone on r9k had sex. Some shit, huh? Yeah.

>>5344004
>>5344027

It sounds like you read too many doujins.

You smile devishly again, running your finger against the tip of my cock.
"Hmm? Why hon? You didn't want it before."
"I...I need it..." I whisper softly.
"Need what?"
"T...To release...please..."
"Aww, does my little naughty boy need to come?" You ask, running your finger down the length of my cock.
"Nnnn...Y...Yes! Please!" I groan needingly.
"You want to come all over your chest? You want me to lick it up?" You ask again teasingly.
"N..No.." I say, looking away as my face turns red.
"Oh? Then where?" You say, your grin widening as you already know the answer.
"..I...In your mouth.." I reply quietly.
You start to laugh softly. "In my mouth?" You say, as your finger picks up a trail of my precum, sucking it off your finger sexily. "Mmmm, I don't think you deserve that, do you?"
"I'll do anything! Please!" I beg, looking into your eyes needingly.
"Anything?" You say with a smirk.
"Yes...my love."
You crawl away from my cock, giggling softly as your face reaches mine. You lean in, kissing me deeply running your tongue along my lips and then pulling away. "Mmmm..." You look into my eyes, for a moment, the silence almost killing me.

continued.

"Are you a bad boy?"
"Yes!"
"A very bad boy?"
"V...Very!"
"...and who's bad boy are you?"
"Y...Yours.."
"Yours?"
"...R...Robin's..I'm Robin's bad boy."
You smile softly and kiss my nose as you pull yourself closer to me. "Mmm, such an obedient pet. I'll reward you, if you make me happy. Can you do that for me?"
I nod, my mind dazed from the teasing and begging.
"Then," you say as you lean in, running your fingers underneath my shirt. "What're you waiting for?"
I growl loudly as I almost lunge myself onto you. Kissing you sweet lips wildly as my hands wander aimlessly along your voluptuous body.My hardened cock rubbing against your thigh, I get hotter and hotter as I begin kissing you all over. Suckling your neck, massaging your breasts. My minds racing of dirty thought of you, your sensual voice playing over and over in my head.
"Oooh...good boy...Good boy..." I hear you groan softly as I worship your wonderous body.
I pull away from your upper regions as I slide off your shirt, unhooking your bra in the next instance as I bring my face down, slowly bringing my lips against your breast.
"Nnn...Sweetie..." You groan out watching me.
I look up at you, our eyes are locked as I begin suckling on your hardened nipple my other free hand teasing and massaging your breast as my mouth works the other. Your body begins to heave, bucking slightly. Your eyes close and you pant softly.

continued.

>>5334619

I almost caused an accident in bumper-to-bumper traffic because some trucker guy glanced over while I was fingering myself with my skirt pushed up and no panties on :x

"Look at me!" I growl as I suckle.
You look down at me, our eyes locking and you almost lose it as I keep loving your breast, but you grab my face pulling it up to yours.
"Watch your tone!" You growl, "or I will leave your cock like that for another week!"
"I...I'm sorry.." I mumble as I slowly go down, working on your breasts slower this time. Switching my hand and mouth as my other free hand slowly trails down your belly.
"Wh...What're you doing?" You groan softly, rocking your head back.
I don't answer, too busy teasing your nipples as my hand slowly unbuckles your jeans, pulling them down your legs. I rub my hand against your panties, feeling how moist they are and I smile.
"You...You bad boy..." You groan again, rubbing yourself against my hand's movements.
But I wasn't done, far from it. I run my fingers back to the edges of your panties as I slowly, peel them away from your moist pussy, pulling them down your legs. I look up at you one last time, pulling my mouth away from your breast.
"Sit up." I command.
You want to argue, but with such pleasure, you just comply. Nodding slowly as you bringer your back higher against the windowsill.
I pull my head down, kissing both of your nipples one last time as I lick a long trail down to the very edge of your pussy Licking the outer layers teasingly, feeling the faint moistness of your juices against my tongue. I bring my hands to you thighs, pushing them farther apart, allowing my tongue to go deeper inside, mere inches away from your clit.
"Wh...What are you doing?" You gasp, looking down at me.
I smirk. "Making you happy."

End cause I can't find the rest, I think I saved it under a different name.

>>5344004
>>5344027
>>5344109
>>5344139
>>5344153

That was terrible. Where'd you learn to write, manga?

>>5335337

GODDAMNIT YOU SICK FUCK

YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR RANK DEPRAVITY

FUCKIN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>5344264
Agreed, that really was terrible, and is an indicator that the thread is truly at an end. Some great contributions though. And now, a word from the OP:

>>5344433
Thanks Kent.

Yes, thanks everyone for the sexy stories, a few of them really did get my motor running, I'm glad it turned out to be such a great thread.

>>5344109
Hateto breakit to you, but you're not exactly what I'd call a "good" writer

tl;dr
op is a virgin
/thread

One time I was at a party and hooked up with a really cute girl, which is amazing for me, considering I'm a virgin and a loser. Anyway, we ended up in one of the bedrooms, but couldn't get the light to work so we started to fool around in the dark, making out on the bed, taking off clothes, etc. Things were going great (best 15 minutes of my life), but all of a sudden I felt a bunch of liquid squirt in my mouth. It was at that point I realized that "she" was in fact a "he" and I had just experienced a cock ejaculating in my mouth. I thought it was just a big clit, but I was wrong. ;-;

>>5334015
same story, but with a knife.

as I was fucking her stab wounds, she told me she'd never admired anyone more. Next time, I think I'll just buy some thin mints when the girl scouts come to the door.

>>5344837
i feel i should say something witty here

And no fap september is killing me =(

My bf was sitting on the couch, drinking a beer and watching a game. I sat down next to him and started kissing his neck and whispered in his in "What kind of sandwich do you want me to make you?" and he jizzed in his pants.

I was really curious about giving a blowjob to someone, so I hooked up with a high school senior I met online. His mom was gone for the night, and I drove 100 miles to his place and within 5 mins of meeting him I had his dick in my mouth. Not long after that we were 69ing on his bed and I let him cum in my mouth. Then I left and never saw him again. Definitely one of the hotter crazier things I've done. I'm actually (mostly) straight btw. True story, and I still think about it when I fap. :3

I was involved with this guy for a little under a year when he had to move across the country for a job (god damn this shitty eonomy). Instead of trying the long distance thing, we decided to end things even though we both had feelings for each other. A month after he had moved, I went out one night and got trashed with a few of my friends. I came back to my apartment alone, missing the ex boyfriend, feeling a little lonely and horny. Ludicrously horny. I drank a little more and tried to relax and listen to some music. I was lying on the couch running my hands up and down my legs because it felt nice. My skirt was bunched up to my waist and I started to rub my index finger against my panties. I came once, masturbating through the fabric, but still felt unsatisfied.

cont'd...

>>5345359
I finished my scotch and soda and called my ex, and since it was four in the morning by then, he picked up half-asleep and his voice all gravelly and rough. At first he was worried that something was wrong but when he found out that I was just drunk and missing him, he relaxed. We started talking about some bullshit things and the conversation started getting sexual. I admitted that I was really horny and that I had come just a few minutes before calling him. He teased me about it and said that I should have called him during, not after. He asked me to describe in detail exactly what I had done, and I did. As I was talking, I could hear that his breathing was getting heavy, and I could hear rustling.

I asked him, "Are you being bad, (x)?"

He played dumb, even though his voice was uneven. "I don't know what you're talking about. ...What are you doing?"

"What do you want me to be doing?"

"I want you to moan for me."

>>5345369
So I took off my underwear and started to touch myself again. I was pretty drunk and talking dirty. He was a little surprised and say, "You're so bad," and I reply with, "Don't you like me as your filthy little whore?" I said that I wanted him to come on his stomach, so I could lick it off his body. I was so wound up and thisclose to climax when he told me to stop and get my vibrator.

I did, and he told me that he wanted me to turn it on and put it in my ass. We had never done anal and I had been against the idea but he was persuasive and I was still worked up so I tried to nudge it in. I was too tight and I told him that it wouldn't go in, and I could hear him moaning, "Jesus Christ, that's tight." He told me to take a finger and ease it in. Once I had, he told me to use a second finger. I had difficulty fitting, but when it was in, he told me to take a third finger. I couldn't, and he started begging me, "Please, just one more. One more for me, please." But I couldn't and I could hear the rustling getting louder and more rapid, meanwhile he was whispering, "Ohh, that's so tight. You're so tight," and ordering me to moan his name.

>>5345487
Hearing him come, I came too. It was unexpected like an explosion and it was so strong. I don't know why it was, but that was one of the most intense orgasms I'd ever had.

The first time I got ate out I was 18, I've dated guys but never really done anything with them except for making out. I never even had a guy finger me. But this time it was different, I was out of town with some friends. I casually hooked up with this one guy who later became the love of my life. It was one of those, the first time you see them you realize they are your soul mate.


Yeah I know this sounds so fucking cheesy but we ended up dating for 3 years. So anyways, we were making out in this roof top. He told me to lie down and that he wanted to show me something special. I was so fucking nervous, he kissed my stomach leaving a trail of kisses downwards. I started panicking when he took off my panties and he just covered my mouth with his hand. He started licking me, I tried to push him off but he told me to lay still. I felt so helpless but at the same time, it felt really good. I was a super virgin, I masturbated using my fingers sometimes but his hands. Holy shit, when he started fingering me. It was the worst pain ever, his hands were huge. He realized I wasn't enjoying it anymore, so he stopped and hugged me. He said he was sorry and that he couldn't control himself. He kept asking how old I was because he said I was insanely tight. Blah blah, didn't believe I was 18. He was 2 years older than me, so I showed him my id and yeah.


It was magical.

>>5345555

lewl vut?

>showed him my ID
>it was magical
fucked up views on romance these days...

>>5345612

Well he didn't believe me, we met up in a lounge/bar place. It was a local band playing and I really wanted to go see them perform.

Plus I look really young for my age, even though you had to be 21+ to enter. I just sneaked in with my friends.

>>5345487


that is so fucking hot, I love phone sex I used to do it all the time with my ex boyfriend when he had to be out of town n shit.

>>5334858

Gah, one of my life goals is to have sex in a church.

>>5334858

Thank you for this story. You rule.

Clintonblox

My boyfriend and I had a huge fight one night and we were screaming horrible things to eachother. I said something dumb like he didn't fuck me enough, and as soon as I said that, he grabbed me by the hair and yanked me close to him. He picked me up and wrapped my legs around him, and he kept saying "This is what you want? You wanna be fucked? This pussy is fucking mine." So he carried me upstairs and laid me on the edge of the bed so I was on my back with my legs at his shoulders and he was fucking me like that. The whole time he kept saying "You know you always have my dick." He kept pounding me so fucking hard that I had bruises all over my thighs. It was so fucking hot.

Also, girls.
Never turn down fat guys. I am totally a chubby-chaser, and I'll tell you why: Their tummies hit your clit every time. You're guaranteed an orgasm.

Keep those fat boys handy.

>>5344837
>>5345140
Total fag alert.

>>5349635
Nasty. I wouldn't fuck a fat chick if it was scientifically proven that they were twice as tight as the average girl.

>>5349635
Is THAT why all my fat friends get hot girlfriends?

>>5349635

Wow, this is so true. My girlfriend loves the sex because she can grind her clit on my pudgy pubic area.

OH GOD PENIS GETTING BIGGER... OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH CAME BUCKETS

>>5349810
>>5349738
That's precisely why. And I rather have a guy that could make me come like crazy then some guy that was decent looking. Also, most fat guys think they'll never be enough for chicks, and they read tons of guides on how to eat chicks out cause they think they have small dicks. It totally pays off.

>>5349864
my entire life makes sense. thank you.

>>5349635
I recently started fucking a dude with a gut, and you are totally right. It's amazing.

>>5349635
OHGOD. Best sex ever.

God, fat men are amazing. I love nothing than having one on top of me and grabbing on to that ass to push it onto my clit and grind it while he fucks me. HOLY SHIT ITS SO GLORIOUS.

>>5349635
>>5349852
>>5349864
>>5349916
samehagblox

>>5349635
is this fucking true? i need people to confirm this! you never see fat people in porn!

They probably are the same person posting. As a former fat guy (6'1 243lb, now 190, in b4 still fat) it's sort of true, but at the same time you won't have that much stamina as a fat fuck.

There's an amount of sweaty you should be after having sex, being a fat fuck makes you cross that sweaty line. :| In hindsight, I really must have had something going for me, she put up with a lot of fat guy exhaustion grunting and sweatiness.

We have way more fun now that I've dropped the weight, so all you fatties shouldn't get TOO excited, but for sure read up on giving head.

>>5334066
I MUST KNOW HER REACTION

>>5349916

What did you start fucking him with though?

>>5350020

Awesome that you lost the weight. You are not fat but you are still chubby. That's what the girls what.

>>5350047

:< I built some muscle, I'm not that chubby. I prefer flabby. :>

>>5350035
My vagina?
>>5350012
So far in my limited experience it is, for me. All the guys I've had sex with before were all kinda underweight and their hip bones KILLED me. So, comparably, the chubby guy feels nicer. But I've never had sex with someone who was average weight.

>>5350012

My girlfriend confirms this.

However, >>5350020 is right.
You need to be able to last a while. If you can't ride a bicycle more than three blocks you are going to have problems.

any femanons in this thread, what is your reaction to being woken up but b/f's penis all up in you.

bascially getting sleep fucked.
I was thinking about trying it. but I don't need a wild elbow in my eyesocket. from a RAPE scare

>>5350173
Fuck no I do not like this. I generally like it pretty rough actually but this is one thing that is much too rapey for my tastes. I'm sure some girls dig it but you sure as hell better make sure you have a standing agreement that waking each other up with sex is ok

I watched porn a masturbated once

One time i broke down in Death Valley and had to wait in 120 F weather for 4 hours for AAA. Shit sucked.

>>5350203
One of mine woke me up with a blowjob a couple of times, so I returned the favor once. After a little while of moaning and sighing that I was familiar with, she turns over and puts her butt up in the air. DOINK!

I honestly thought she was awake at this point.

>>5350173
It's not even rapescare, it's just fucking annoying. I have shit to do in the morning and I am SLEEPING so get the fuck off me. That is my experience anyhoo

>>5350173
depends on the girl. I used to wake up to my ex fucking me and I liked it. I also used to get him hard while he was sleeping and start riding him. You need to have a certain level of trust though. We had been seeing each other for a year before that point.

Ive for another day at least. Please continue posting.

Ok one day I was at my house with my gf and we had the place to ourselves. We're there on the couch making out and i pull off her top. She puts her hand to my crouch and starts rubbing really hard against it. She chuckles as she feels it getting harder and then I pull off her bra. She pushes me flat onto the couch and sits on top of me grinding against my crouch. I put my hands on her ass and start pinching. I feel tension and her resistance but it just makes me pinch her harder. She pulls of my pants and starts giving me a handjob. She moves onto licking my cock and deep throating. It feels so good and I moan really deeply. Eventually I come and she licks it all up. She then kisses me telling me to swallow my come too, I obey and she smiles devilishely. I shove her bakc so she is lying down and tell her to stay there. I then pull up her skirt and take off her panties. I start rubbing her clit and fingering her. I can feel her getting wet.

>>5352859
I then tell her to lick my wet fingers and she does telling me she wants some more. I give her more and then proceed to licking her out. All the while she is moaning and tells me to keep going. She then shouts out "Fuck me now, oh dear god fuck me hard." I shove my cock into her and she screams. I shove it in and out and she screams with pleasure all the while telling me to go harder and faster. She then takes her finger and starts fingering my ass. I tell her to stop. She doesn't but with her other hand pinches my nipples. I then shove my cock as deep as I can into her pussy. i can feel it's tight but her back arches insanely and she screams. She then bites my neck really hard and tells me to take the pain. After this I come insanely hard and she orgasms like hell, screaming so loudly I think someone must have heard her. The come starts dripping out of her pussy and she tells me to scoop it up with my fingers and give it to her. She licks it up looking right into my eyes while doing it. She then lies on top of me and lets her tits squeeze up against me. Our naked bodies touch and we just lie there for ages.