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120 KB Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)21:57 No.579526  
/ck/! What the fuck! I thought what we had was special! What the Hell do you see in /tg/? They're all fat neckbeards!

Don't you remember? Don't you remember how great it was back then?
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)21:58 < No.579528
who the fuck are you?
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)21:58 No.579530
>>579526
Who are you? And I don't like fa/tg/uys.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)21:59 No.579531
>>579528
/co/! /co/! Don't you remember?
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:00 No.579534
>>579528
Together, we were /cock/!
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)22:00 < No.579536
Sorry, /tg/ and /k/ have claimed this land.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:02 No.579540
>>579536
Who gives a damn about you! I'm talking to the TRUE members of /ck/, those that remembered /cock/!
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:03 No.579543
we like /tg/, they're sweet to us and they drew us an adorable mascot. We like /k/, they were also pretty sweet to us, and they have a lot of good recipes for fresh game.

We tolerate /v/.

/co/ can go find a new friend.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)22:04 < No.579544
>>579540
Hey, you cant have /ck/ without /k/. It's physically impossible. And I do remember /cock/, it was a worthless alliance and you contributed nothing.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:08 No.579550
/co/ is jealous of /ck/'s new friend.

/tg/ will see the gesture of friendship as more than it really is and will become obsessed with /ck/.

This will cause nothing but drama. I'm not looking forward to it, but it will at least be worth some laughs.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:10 No.579554
the guys from /k/ kinda scare me, not a real big fan of guns and killing. But they did share some nice recipes.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:11 No.579555
/r/ cup brownie recipe!

Love,
/tg/
>> ad 04/01/07(Fri)01:02:07 No.12345678
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:12 No.579560
>>579555
It's been posted so many times on /tg/ now that it's getting silly.
Ingredients:

4 Tablespoons cake flour
4 Tablespoons sugar
2 Tablespoons cocoa
1 Egg
3 Tablespoons milk
3 Tablespoons oil
1 Mug

Instructions:

Mix flour, sugar and cocoa:

Spoon in 1 egg

Pour in milk and oil, and mix well

Put in microwave for 3 minutes on maximum power (1000watt)

Wait until it stops rising and sets in the mug

Tip contents out of mug onto saucer and enjoy!

<3
>> /tg/friend 09/02/08(Tue)22:14 No.579563
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>>579526
We may be fat neckbeards, but we draw a cuter /ck/.

This is the same artist as before, but as you can tell, this one is not drawn by me. This one has talent behind it.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:14 No.579564
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>>579543
Y-you won't take us back?
>> /k/rakow 09/02/08(Tue)22:14 No.579565
/k/ loev /ck/ long time. We like to eat what we shoot.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:15 No.579566
/jp/ loev /co/
>> Heroic Senior Officer 09/02/08(Tue)22:18 No.579574
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Proof of the inherent connection between /tg/ and /ck/

THE BREADNAUGHT
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)22:18 < No.579575
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You faggots are turning /ck/ into a cheap whore. Selling her sweet deliciousness out to any suitor who can draw. /k/ will protect you and treat you like the last woman alive, because when the zombies come, you WILL be the last woman alive. /k/ guarantees it.
>> /tg/friend 09/02/08(Tue)22:20 No.579580
>>579575
That could be interpreted as a threat.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:21 No.579584
>>579575
/k/, you may have the firepower, but we have the superheroes.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:22 No.579585
>>579584
get out, /co/, shotgun beats paper every time.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)22:24 < No.579587
>>579580
It kinda is; /k/ isn't one to fuck around.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:24 No.579588
>>579584
And don't forget the cultist of elder gods
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:26 No.579589
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>>579575

If I have to be the last woman alive with people like this, I'll just take one of your guns and lower the number of women from 1 to 0.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:27 No.579591
>>579589
;_;
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)22:28 < No.579593
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>>579589
Actually I look like this.(i'm in the uniform)
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:29 No.579595
>>579593
I thought that was a mannequin
>> /k/rakow 09/02/08(Tue)22:30 No.579596
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>>579588
We have these guys. Top that.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:30 No.579598
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>>579591
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:30 No.579600
The reason I like /tg/ is that they've been friendly, not territorial. I mean, Jesus. They get a recipe, they say, "sweet!" or "can i getz repost plz" or "MEATBREAD" or summat. You guys receive a recipe and suddenly, "/ck/ IS OUR LOVE SLAVE THEY HAVE FALLEN BEFORE OUR MAJESTIC E-PEEN FOR WE TRULY ARE GLORIOUS!"
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)22:31 < No.579601
>>579595
lol no, just face paint.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:31 No.579602
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>>579563
B-but, we can draw moe/ck/ too! Come back to us!
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:31 No.579605
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>>579596
Uhm.

We have Taft?
>> /tg/friend 09/02/08(Tue)22:32 No.579606
Well, /ck/'s clearly rejected /co/.

This leaves them with /tg/ and /k/ for suitors.

/k/ will protect them in times of need, and will provide /ck/ both food to cook and some decent recipes. However, /k/ doesn't seem much of a family man. I get the feeling /ck/ will end up being ignored when she isn't giving him delicious food.

/tg/, on the other hand, will worship /ck/ like a goddess, and praise her, possibly endlessly, since she does provide him food. This makes for a positive environment, but we can't forget that neckbeards are... well, they're called fa/tg/uys for a reason. We can assume /k/ will be at least passibly handsome... /tg/ has no such luck. But unlike /k/, /tg/ would probably be willing to invite /ck/ into his hobbies - and not in the /k/ way, where he'd just want her to pose with a gun, but actually play some RP's.

So, it really comes down to: 1) Ugly, but loving, in a weird, creepy way, or 2) Macho and helpful, but not always around.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:32 No.579607
We love fatties.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)22:33 < No.579608
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>>579605
We distract Taft with Loli /k/ommandos
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:34 No.579609
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>>579596
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:36 No.579611
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>>579608
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:36 No.579614
>>579608
God I love Russia.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)22:39 < No.579619
>>579606
A LOT of the guys on /k/ are family men. We love our women dearly, because behind every strong man is a stronger woman making sure he doesn't fuck up too bad. And /k/ loev /tg/. Seriously, I play W40K with my little bro all the time. We have space marine threads on /k/ with quite a bit of frequency. We don't want to claim /ck/ all for ourself, but we think that /v/ needs to fuck off.

/co/, i'd say we hate you but almost all of us read Punisher. Just don't call our sweetheart "/cock/".
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:39 No.579620
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>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)22:41 < No.579622
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>>579609
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:41 No.579624
>>579620
What did we say? NO SKINNIES.
>> smar/tg/uy ;D 09/02/08(Tue)22:42 No.579626
>but we think that /v/ needs to fuck off.
I agree completely.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:42 No.579627
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>>579622
Two words: healing factor.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:46 No.579639
>>579624
B-but, that's why we need you more. Who will nurture our malnourished bodies?
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)22:48 < No.579645
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>>579627
/tg/ will help us :)
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:50 No.579646
hey /ck/. Just wanted to let you know that /u/ would be willing to hook up with you.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:50 No.579647
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>>579627
won't be anything left to heal
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:52 No.579653
>>579639
you're mother. since you still live with her.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:56 No.579662
>>579653
>you're mother
>your mother
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:57 No.579666
>>579662
fuck you, i'm finnish. your language sucks.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)22:58 No.579670
>>579526

Well maybe if you had a REAL job I wouldn't be cheating on you.
>> smar/tg/uy ;D 09/02/08(Tue)22:59 No.579673
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lol, healing factor
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:02 No.579679
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>>579670
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:04 No.579682
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hehehehehe

Just as planned...
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:05 No.579685
>>579679
change all you want, we will never love you.
>> Lady !2dLYL36LP. 9/02/08(Tue)23:06 < No.579687
/co/ is like the sweet, sensitive best friend that always gets friendzoned.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:10 No.579692
>>579687
/co/ is like that creepy friend that you only hang out with because he follows you and your real friends around.
>> Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 9/02/08(Tue)23:10 < No.579694
as a /k/a/tg/uy, I win either way. =D
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:11 No.579695
greeting from /co/. WOW what going on here and what happen to /co/ best friend /ck/?
>> Lady !2dLYL36LP. 9/02/08(Tue)23:13 < No.579696
>>579692
until /k/ comes with his irrefutable honesty and says, "Why the fuck are you even here?"
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:13 No.579697
>>579695
/co/'s been rejected. /ck/ has decided to upgrade and take on two BETTER suitors.
>> Drill Remover !!XG1Mx7hC/ 09/02/08(Tue)23:14 No.579699
/v/ was here
/ck/ is awesome
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:14 < No.579701
>>579696
yeah, we're brutally honest. We don't beat around the bush, and lying is for politicians.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:15 No.579704
/co/ was here
we just want to be friends!
>> ad 04/01/07(Fri)01:02:07 No.12345678
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:15 No.579705
/ck/:

Hey, a playas gotta play.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:16 No.579707
Hey guys, /jp/ here. If you want, we'll be willing to take /ck/ too.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:19 No.579717
/co/ was here
You all want /ck/ beacuse you all cant cook for yourselfs.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:20 < No.579726
>>579717
/k/ wants /ck/ because she's loving and /k/ needs to be loved. Most people are too scared of /k/ommandos to ever get close to them.
>> /k/rakow 09/02/08(Tue)23:21 No.579729
>>579696
or HER's. There are girl /k/ommandos too.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:22 No.579732
/an/ here

fuck /ck/
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:22 No.579733
Plus you all got sick of prepackeds food
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:22 No.579736
>>579729
No not rly

.357chan doesn't count.
>> /k/rakow 09/02/08(Tue)23:25 No.579742
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o rly?
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:27 No.579743
>>579742
Oh look, a girl with a gun, that totally proves your point, I apologize for disagreeing with you.

OH WAIT.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:27 No.579744
/m/ here. Once you guys are done arguing and end up shooting up /ck/ in rage, can we have the corpse?
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:28 No.579746
>>579732

Your animals are delicious.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:28 < No.579747
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>>579736
we don't have as many girls as some of the other boards, but there are a few.
>> /k/rakow 09/02/08(Tue)23:29 No.579748
>>579743
girl with gun is ME dumbass.

inb4 tits or gtfo
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:30 No.579751
>>579747
Oh look, a slut in skimpy camo, that pro- FUCK YOU IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN.
>>579744
No, because /tg/'s fat/neckbeard will absorb the bullets.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:32 No.579755
>>579748
I like how there's no timestamp on it, or anything to support your point, at all.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:32 No.579756
>>579751
why are you so angry?
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:33 No.579758
>>579747

timestamp or GTFO
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:34 No.579760
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>>579756
Always angry.

ALL THE TIME.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:34 No.579761
>>579748

fuck i meant this one.
>> /k/rakow 09/02/08(Tue)23:35 No.579763
>>579755
I like how you think I'm trying "prove" anything. You're an internet superhero, even if i DO give in a post a timestamp you'll still be a whiny bitch. And no i won't post a pic.
reason 1: i dont have my camera
reason 2: i have WAAAY more self respect than that.
reason 3: if i post a pic, you'll fap to it. and you fap too much already.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:36 < No.579765
>>579758
thats not me, bright one. i have a penis.
>> Bazookaman !XxPaIifIiM 9/02/08(Tue)23:38 < No.579767
STOP RUINING MY DREAMS!

/co/ck/toy/ OTP!
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:38 No.579768
I have seen several timestamped pics of women in /k/. Usually its some /k/ommando's waifu.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/02/08(Tue)23:38 No.579769
>>579606
this cro/ck/pot is married to a fa/tg/uy,
so i totally agree that /tg/ and /ck/ are ment to be.......
and we all know that us wimminz loves to nurture the poor little geeky boys <3
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:38 No.579770
;-; /co/ here we
we want to be friends again we miss the old days!
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:38 No.579772
>>579744
Sorry /m/, /d/'s already called dibs for the corpse.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:39 < No.579776
>>579769
You're not his wife, you're his mother. Tell him to grow some balls and MAN the fuck up.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:40 < No.579779
>>579768
I posted a pic of my little sister with a shotty before.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:41 No.579781
>>579769
/co/ has geeks too! ;^;
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:42 No.579782
>>579779

Man you must have one hell of a mullet to be that redneck.
>> Her fa/tg/uy 09/02/08(Tue)23:43 No.579783
>>579776

The mother analogy actually works, since every fa/tg/uy wants to be a little girl anyways.
>> Bazookaman !XxPaIifIiM 9/02/08(Tue)23:44 < No.579786
>>579781
Our geeks are better than /tg/'s geeks!
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:44 < No.579788
>>579782
i don't have a mullet, but I do live in Iowa.....

and i posted it mostly because of the cuteness
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:45 No.579789
>>579786
In before collossal beardrage.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/02/08(Tue)23:46 No.579792
>>579781
i highly doubt that sir
>> Ronery Fa/tg/uy 09/02/08(Tue)23:46 No.579793
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>>579776

SEMPER IRATUS fits /k/ so well.
>> /k/rakow 09/02/08(Tue)23:46 No.579794
>>579786
>>579781
why do you take so much pride in being geeks? I dated a geek for a month a came to the conclusion that he was completely worthless. He couldn't take care of himself and needed me to baby him, which is fine if you're a domineering bitch, but I like to know that my man will be fine if i leave him alone for more then an hour.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/02/08(Tue)23:47 No.579795
>>579792
meant to link to >>579786
>> Her fa/tg/uy 09/02/08(Tue)23:48 No.579797
>>579794

That wasn't a geek. That was a dweeb. There's a world of difference.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:48 < No.579798
>>579793
I just hate it when people who are legally adults act like children and can't seem to function in society. And every geek has an excuse for their short comings too, they can never admit that they're just lazy and don't put out any effort to better themselves.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:49 No.579802
>>579794

that's because they want a mom not a girlfriend.
>> /k/rakow 09/02/08(Tue)23:50 No.579803
>>579797
could you define geek then? They all seem pretty much the same to me.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/02/08(Tue)23:50 No.579804
>>579798
he goes to work, makes money, pays the bills, i take care of the food, (ie: not frozen instant shit any retard can make) i'd say we're pretty equal
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:50 No.579806
>>579802

a mom that will let them fuck her.
>> Anonymous 09/02/08(Tue)23:51 No.579808
/co/ was here
We were best friends until you fall inlove with /tg/ and then you change! you began to hate us for no reason?
>> Bazookaman !XxPaIifIiM 9/02/08(Tue)23:52 < No.579811
>>579797
What he said.

Ok, I take that back. We're equally geeky. Can't we have a HUEG orgy instead or something?
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:52 < No.579812
>>579804
Then he has surpassed my expectations. Or you suck at life.

I wasn't directly aiming my comment at you, i was making a generalization about nerds/geeks/dweebs/etc. and their lack of beneficial traits.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:53 < No.579814
>>579811
fine, but you're the catcher.
>> Ronery Fa/tg/uy 09/02/08(Tue)23:54 No.579816
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>>579803

A geek is someone who spends too much time in a particular hobby, and defines themselves by their hobby.

Like, say, the guy who assembled all these 40k minis and painted, is a geek.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/02/08(Tue)23:54 No.579817
>>579812
i agree, although i do have to admit, he was pretty helpless when we first met..... i've whipped him into shape though
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:56 < No.579819
I really shouldn't be talking shit about geeks now that I think about it. I play(ed) DnD, Shadowrun, Exalted, W40K, xbox360, PS3, Wii and I own a gameboy DS. The only difference between me and other geeks is the fact that I joined the Army. And I smoke a lot of pot. I don't know many geek tokers.
>> Her fa/tg/uy 09/02/08(Tue)23:56 No.579820
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>>579816

This.
As for dweeb...
Pic related.
>> Bazookaman !XxPaIifIiM 9/02/08(Tue)23:56 < No.579821
>>579814
the boards are lesbians!
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/02/08(Tue)23:57 No.579823
>>579819
i think every fa/tg/uy i've met has been a huge stoner... except mine
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/02/08(Tue)23:58 < No.579824
>>579816
I'd call that being a fanboy

>>579817
Its good that you reformed him. My woman changed me for the better also. If it wasn't for her I'd still be getting shot at in the sandbox.
>> Ronery Fa/tg/uy 09/02/08(Tue)23:58 No.579825
>>579819
>I don't know many geek tokers.

They exist, but most geeks spend their loose cash on their hobbies.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:00 < No.579827
>>579823
lol, as far as you know. My girl didn't know I was a stoner for the first three years we dated. It wasn't until after I got out of the service and she asked what I wanted to do first, I said "Smoke the fattest J in existence and then go to a buffet."
>> Bazookaman !XxPaIifIiM 9/03/08(Wed)00:01 < No.579828
>>579819
That makes you a geek too. The difference is that you don't let your obsession take over your life. Making you a not-dweeb. A lot of people on 4chon are well adjusted, I don't know about /tg/ but /co/ has lots of them.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)00:02 No.579830
I'm a fan of the /k/ and /ck/ alliance.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:02 No.579831
>>579827
well, i have lived w/ him since we first got together so i think i'd know by now if he was
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:02 < No.579832
>>579825
I drop about $200 a month on ammo and a shit ton more whenever I decide to pick up a new gun. I spend about $300 a month on weed. And I still manage to pay rent, feed/cloth me and my girlfriend and feed my dog. Geeks need better jobs.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)00:04 No.579833
Nerds:

Think Engineers and Scientists.

Dweebs:

Think momas boys and pushovers.
>> Her fa/tg/uy 09/03/08(Wed)00:04 No.579834
>>579827

Actually, she was there the first time i smoked pot, which happened to be two days ago.
One hit=me puking for several hours.
...the ride home was a blast, though.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:05 < No.579837
>>579828
Lol, yeah. I'm kind of a geek.

*hangs head in shame*

>>579831
I lived with her for just under two years before she found out. I'd toke everywhere BUT home and i kept my papers in my wallet and my stash in a lockbox in the back of my SUV. But the best way to find out is to calmly ask them. As long as you don't sound pissed or look like you will get pissed men will usually answer truthfully.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:06 No.579838
>>579834
heheh, pretty sad that i had to show him how to use the pipe too. i yub my fa/tg/uy
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:08 < No.579841
>>579834
You must have swallowed some smoke by accident. I did it my first time too. Figuring out how to use a bong was a tricky bitch too.
>> Ronery Fa/tg/uy 09/03/08(Wed)00:09 No.579844
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>>579832

Very true. $15/hour working tech support at a hospital. Most of my money goes into warmachine, computer shit, and gas.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:10 < No.579845
>>579838
I love it when my GF smokes with me, but she hasn't in a long time. Her job UAs her somewhat frequently, and she doesn't love weed as much as me so she doesn't want to get a different job.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)00:10 No.579846
>>579837

man you sound like one of those dropout jarheads that spent their whole time as privates.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:11 < No.579851
>>579846
I was an Army 1st Lieutenant by the end of my stint. But thats only because of ROTC.
>> Bazookaman !XxPaIifIiM 9/03/08(Wed)00:11 < No.579852
I have never tried smoking weed, but have tried weed brownies(tried it using the 2-min recipe, t'was awesome). Tell me /ck/, what's the difference?

Gee, it sure is 420chan in here.
>> /tg/friend 09/03/08(Wed)00:12 No.579853
>>579838
>>579834

:'3 You two are an adorable couple.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:13 < No.579856
>>579852
420chans down unfortunately.

Eating weed a LOT more efficient than smoking. The effects take longer to kick in, but they are stronger and last longer. Eating weed also tends to cause more of a body high then a head high.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:13 No.579858
>>579845
i was surprised as hell when he wanted to try it, cuz i'm the one known for asking people to pass their pipe and he just scowls at me
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:15 < No.579860
>>579858
i think toking is something that couples should share. When I'm high i just can't stop thinking about how amazing my gf is, and when she's high she can't stop doing cute things. Its win win :)
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:16 No.579861
>>579853
thank you!
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)00:16 No.579862
/co/ was here
/ck/ do you remanber when we were younger and we watch the other boards get moot mad during lunch time and we had a many good time like that.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:18 No.579864
>>579860
awwwww, you need to get her into /ck/ and then this crazy /tg/ /k/ and /ck/ love triangle would make more sense
>> /tg/friend 09/03/08(Wed)00:20 No.579869
>>579864
If you guys are the representatives, it'd mean /tg/ won this race... but /k/ is still a good friend, with his own girl now. He moved on.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:21 < No.579870
>>579864
She surfs /k/, /weed/ and (for some odd reason) /po/, even though she doesn't do origami. The problem is we never get on around the same time. I work during the days and she works at night. We usually only get 2-3 hours together a day :( Unless I go bother her at work, which I frequently do.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:21 No.579871
>>579869
that and i think everyone else who was in the thread earlier went to bed or have better things to do
>> Bazookaman !XxPaIifIiM 9/03/08(Wed)00:22 < No.579875
>>579864
Stop leaving us out!
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:23 < No.579876
>>579869
yeah, /tg/ and /ck/ seemed to have already formed an alliance IRL. But /k/ still loev /ck/, and It always will. I just got to convince my gf to cook and maybe she'll start coming here.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:23 No.579878
>>579870
i'm a /po/ppycock too, just not so much lately
/an/ is fun too. but /ck/ will always be my fav
>> ad 04/01/07(Fri)01:02:07 No.12345678
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:26 No.579880
>>579875
sorry hun, but we moved on. you'll always have a special place in our hearts though.

>>579876
just have her watch food network and she'll be all "ohh, that sounds delish, i wanna try and make it" that's what got me as a youngin
>> Ronery Fa/tg/uy 09/03/08(Wed)00:26 No.579881
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>>579869

Sweet! /tg/ has a girlfriend!
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)00:26 No.579882
come on guys, what about us /d/?
>> /tg/friend 09/03/08(Wed)00:26 No.579883
Tomorrow: Wedding pics of /tg/ and /ck/ chan!

Tonight: Bed! Physics class at 8 tomorrow; shitsux.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:28 No.579884
>>579883
i'll take your physics for my KINES and ENGw class!
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:29 < No.579885
>>579880
I tried that, she just hates to cook. I dunno why, I love to cook. But she can disassemble and clean a gun quicker than ANYONE I know. She can also roll the best joints i've ever seen too.
>> /tg/friend 09/03/08(Wed)00:29 No.579886
>>579884
Gladly!

But Life, she does not work that way!

...Or at least, that's what I'd like to say, but honestly, the semester just started. We're doing friggin sig figs. Class will be easy.
>> Ronery Fa/tg/uy 09/03/08(Wed)00:30 No.579888
>>579882

/tg/ and /d/ are joined at the hip, so it's not a big deal.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:31 No.579889
>>579886
man, i already got like 15 billion assignments and it's like the 2 week of class... sure you don't wanna trade?
>> /tg/friend 09/03/08(Wed)00:32 No.579890
>>579889
Depends - can you write me a 600 word essay in Japanese? Its due Friday, but if I give you what I got, you only need to do 360 more words.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)00:32 No.579891
What is the point of this thread? This is nothing but an epic soap opera.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:32 No.579892
>>579885
well, i don't mind an occasional man in my kitchen, as long as he doesn't move my shit around and make a mess. i'm sure you'll whip her into shape eventually
>> Bazookaman !XxPaIifIiM 9/03/08(Wed)00:32 < No.579893
I refuse to let /co/ck/toy/ die.

If my wifi wasn't being shitty, I'd be spamming this thread with comic-recipes.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:33 < No.579894
>>579889
>>579890
lol, the only class i'm in this semester is Psych230. Easier than Paris Hilton.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:34 No.579895
>>579890
japanese for psychics? wtf? i can BS my way outta just about anything but i think that may be stretching my skills
>>579894
niiiiiiice
>> /tg/friend 09/03/08(Wed)00:36 No.579897
>>579891
Probly the most exciting soap opera ever on /ck/.
>> /tg/friend 09/03/08(Wed)00:37 No.579899
>>579895
Yeah, Moonspeak 301 is not a class that can be BS'd.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:38 < No.579900
>>579899
Just copy an anime episode and see if they notice.
>> Bazookaman !XxPaIifIiM 9/03/08(Wed)00:39 < No.579901
>>579891
Guise, he has a point. Time for me to gb2/kitchen/, eat then gb2/co/.

Thanks for the meatberad. In exchange, have some Flamin Fire Flakes:

Ingredients:
1/4 cup butter or margarine
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 1/4 teaspoons seasoned salt
3 teaspoons red pepper sauce (like frank's, or louisiana style)
1 teaspoon Tabasco, or more to taste (we even put in a few drops of habanero)
9 cups special k
1 cup dry-roasted peanuts
1 cup pretzel sticks
1 cup fried chow mein noodles

Directions:
1. Heat oven to 250°F.
2. In ungreased large roasting pan, melt butter in oven. Stir in Worcestershire sauce, seasoned salt and pepper sauce. Gradually stir in remaining ingredients until evenly coated.
3. Bake uncovered 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes. Spread on paper towels to cool, about 15 minutes. Serve in little paper bags for authenticity.

Enjoy.
>> /tg/friend 09/03/08(Wed)00:39 No.579902
>>579900
The essay is about how summer was.

I think that the professor will notice.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)00:39 No.579903
>>579819

.... you're not still in are you?

Cause if you are I just lost what little respect I had for you.
>> /tg/friend 09/03/08(Wed)00:40 No.579905
>>579901
...You guys made fire flakes?

...That's actually pretty epic.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:44 < No.579908
>>579903
nope, medical discharge back in dec.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:45 No.579910
>>579901
nom nom nom, i need to try this
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:46 < No.579911
>>579901
how did it taste?
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)00:47 No.579912
>>579908

OK, I deleted my post because I read the rest of the thread...

Cdn Navy here btw, couldn't do what the boys are doing out east, don't have the guts for it and I admit it to myself.
>> Bazookaman !XxPaIifIiM 9/03/08(Wed)00:50 < No.579913
>>579911
I believe a /co/mrade tripfag made it, pretty good snack while watching tv/avatar.

>>579905
Good, but not spicy enough for my tastebuds. So I improvised a bit.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:51 < No.579915
>>579912
I didn't have the guts for it either at first. But I had some exceptional officers and they took good care of me.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)00:54 No.579917
>>579913
being /ck/, we'd of course, have to add siracha to it
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)00:56 < No.579919
>>579917
I'd just serve it with kimchi; I like spicy, but I like it in the form of kimchi.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)00:57 No.579920
>>579912
Navyfags need to keep their cockholsters shut anyways.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:02 No.579925
>>579920

...I know I'm going to regret this...
What do you mean by cockholster, are you implying that we can't keep our penises in our pants...

Oh and by the way /ck/ a fa/tg/uy here, thanks for the brownies, I use the recipe on ship. (It pays well, being friends with the cooks)
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:02 No.579926
>>579919
meh, siracha is fine too
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:05 No.579927
>>579925
cockholster = navyfag mouth.
navy fag mouths are used as holsters for marine cocks.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:06 < No.579929
>>579926
I only like it on meat.

and I'm half dog-eater, I eat kimchi with damn near everything.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:08 No.579930
>>579929
hey brah no likes you in /k/ and your not posting food GTFO you teenfag pontificator. gb2livejournal
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:08 < No.579931
>>579927
I heard it was the other way around.

not that im trying to talk shit, marines are good to have around in a shit storm.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:09 < No.579934
>>579930
whats a pontificator?
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:09 No.579935
>>579931
suck a fuck GTFO! reported!
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:10 No.579936
>>579930
dude are you retarded? svets one of the few good namefags on /k/, most of them are dumbasses who argue endlessly.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:10 No.579937
>>579927

Oh Americafag Navy... makes sense.

Canadafag Navy here we don't have marines, we are however allowed to consume alcohol onboard unlike our 'friends' down south

But we are off topic, which was...

HA HA /co/ /ck/ prefers /tg/ to you, and we both have a new best friend in /k/
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:11 No.579940
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>>579929
hey, no prob w/ that. i know lots of Cambodians so siracha is all i know
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:11 No.579941
>>579936
cool story sis, this is /ck/ POST FOOD diggfag
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:11 No.579942
>>579935
lol, reported for what? he's not breaking the rules.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:12 No.579943
4 days of spam, lurkmoar
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:13 < No.579945
>>579941
if you don't the thread why do you keep bumping it?

I'm calling you out, NEWFAG.
>> fa/tg/uy 09/03/08(Wed)01:14 No.579946
>>579943
you mean the /k/, /tg/, /ck/ love triangle that we've been having?
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:15 No.579947
this thread has been bumped for hours and has nothing to do with food. you have been spamming /ck/ for 4 days leave.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:15 No.579949
>>579819
Actually I used to date a geek toker whose friends also smoked on a regular basis. On saturdays they would get together to play D&D, and before the game started they would go in with the dungeonmaster (who also kept the stash) and discuss the campaign/smoke up. Then during the game they would smoke cloves and blow the smoke across the board 'cause it looked like a thick fog.

They were all foodie types too, now that I think about it.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:17 No.579951
>>579947
they actually were discussing food until you showed up. Sriracha and kimchi, motherfucker, they're edible.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:18 No.579952
ITT: newfags that have been chased from their preferred boards posting in /ck/ to have /r9k/ type disscussions
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:19 No.579953
>>579949
my fa/tg/uy's friends would all get stoned before and while they were playing and they'd all smoke cloves throughout the game, but mine only recently tried weed. what's w/ d&d players and weed? is it like an unspoken rule of the game?
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:19 < No.579954
>>579952
I've been lurking around /k/ and /ck/ for about 4 years now.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:20 No.579955
>>579953
cool food post, it reminds me of /r9k/
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:20 < No.579956
>>579953
it makes it a lot easier to get into the fantasy. and you have some really creative/crazy campaigns.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:21 No.579957
>>579951


Kimchi is not edible
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:21 No.579958
>>579954
than why have you posted garbage about the military and guns in /ck/ for 4 days? lol. you are hated in /k/ don't post here.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:23 No.579961
>>579947
it's about /ck/ isn't that fucking good enough?!?! gb2/b/

>>579956
i guess, i'll take booze over the weed..... unless you're offering to buy me a pipe and etc :-)
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:24 < No.579962
>>579958
lol, EVERYONE is hated in /k/. Name on name/tripfag on /k/ and someone is gonna hate him. And saying i'm hated in /k/ is kinda silly, I hardly post on /k/ anymore, so how do you know anything about me? Mostly because of whiny children like you who think they need to be internet superheroes.
>> dick fiddler 09/03/08(Wed)01:26 No.579964
>>579958
first of all, svet isn't hated in /k/. Svet is an annoyance at most because he's always stoned.

second of all. name yourself. I want to be able to recognize you, and I bet others do to. the only reason you hide behind anonymity is because you know that you will be hated too.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:26 No.579965
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/thread
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:27 < No.579966
>>579961
I can GIVE you a pipe, i have a bunch i never use.

>>579964
I'm not always stoned, just whenever i'm online.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:29 No.579967
>>579961
he's just taking out his anger at the world out on us, a lot of people around here do that.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:29 No.579968
soooooo......changing the subject......
who else can't wait to see the pic of /tg/ and /ck/ chan tomorrow? >>579883

i'm trying to come up w/ a phrase to label this new relationship but the best i can come up w/ is fa/tg/uyco/ck/
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:30 No.579971
>>579966
will you be the awesome third wheel that /k/ is and send some some accessories w/ it? i'll teach your woman how to cook
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)01:31 No.579972
>>579957
fuck you, kimchi is delicious.

>>579958
svets not hated, he's used to be a respected oldfag. he doesnt post much anymore though.
>> POST FOOD /ck/ != /r9k/ 09/03/08(Wed)01:31 No.579973
ITT: ONE PERSON
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:32 No.579974
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>>579973
mac'n'cheese from scratch w/ bread crumbs?
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:33 < No.579976
>>579968
How about Lu/ck/y Fa/tg/uy?

>>579971
accessories like what?

>>579973
its true, im omnipotent. you should fear me.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:33 No.579978
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>>579973
or stir fry?
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:35 < No.579981
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>>579974
>>579978
why do you try to appease him?
You have the right to post your comments just as much as he has the right to be a bitch about it.

also, this is the best ingredient EVER.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:35 No.579982
>>579976
i like lu/ck/y fa/tg/uy.

smokeable accessories... or i guess i could just ask my parents
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:36 No.579983
>>579981
just to get him to STFU and to show off what few cooking pix i have
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:36 < No.579984
>>579972
i dont post anymore because of annoying newfags like the saging faggot. I spend a lot of time on /weed/, and i'll probably be heading back that way now that it's up again. those guys know how to chill.
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:38 < No.579988
>>579982
ah, transporting "accessories" is never a good idea. But if you're ever in Iowa i'd love to :)
If you can teach my GF to cook i'll smoke you and your man up for a year.
>> Chef-Monk 09/03/08(Wed)01:43 No.579997
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>>579973
have a luther and shut the hell up..

Christ, quit being dicks. It's one damn thread, and inter-board thing, and has actually been pretty damn entertaining over the past couple days.

God forbid this board have something other than I'M NEW AT COLLEGE TELL ME HOW TO COOK PLZZ!!"
>> fatties taking refuge /ck/ != /r9k/ 09/03/08(Wed)01:44 No.580000
>>579988
>>579983
you teens need to check out this new online service I heard about, it's not chrome but just follow the link...

http://www.skype.com/
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:45 No.580005
>>579988
alright send us the tickets, we're in cali.....
my guy said that if you're on medical leave you're prob getting pretty good pension
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:49 < No.580009
>>580005
$769.33 every month, but thats being put into a trust fund for our kid as soon as we have one. If you're in Cali i might see you sometime soon(completely ignoring the fact that cali is huge), I travel out that way every couple of months to hang out with my cousin in Oaksterdam.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:50 No.580015
>>580009
oaksterdam? where the hell is that?!
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:52 < No.580024
>>580015
oakland
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)01:54 No.580025
>>580024
oh, haha. we're like a 3-4 hours drive from there. ever heard of fresno? we're known for our grapes and meth
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)01:58 < No.580030
>>580025
heard of it, never been there. Not a big fan of cali, too many people for my liking. But i visit my cousin a lot, he has an awesome house and a lot of pot. He went and got a medical license so he never has to worry about supply.
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)02:00 No.580034
>>580030
niiiiiice.

well everyone, this lu/ck/y fa/tg/uy is gonna go cuddle on the couch and then maybe practice making some 4chan babies
g'night
>> svet !FKk4keqK9w 9/03/08(Wed)02:03 < No.580038
>>580034
goodnight
>> Woman In Da Kitchen 09/03/08(Wed)02:04 No.580039
oh, and my fa/tg/uy archived this! <3
>> Chef-Monk 09/03/08(Wed)02:16 No.580050
... and love can indeed bloom

~The End~
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)05:06 No.580176
>>579593
You good sir, I would go down on you without hesitation
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)10:11 No.580381
>>579666
Random epilogue: Anyone who speaks Finnish has no standing to criticize anyone else's language. Finno-Ugric jibberjabber.
>> Anonymous 09/03/08(Wed)21:16 No.581100
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Yes, I definitely think that /tg/ is capable of reading too far into something.

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