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fucking awesome

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Thats awesome, OP. More pics of disgusted girls?

op, i find this hilarious.

it's not sexual when you're the only one having an orgasm

stop glorifying masturbation. it's disgusting and crude

>transparent plastic wallet for use later.

fuck dude, you've got it right down to the specifics.

>>5875724
fail troll is fail

OP, deliver more pics.

OP, you are an amazing man.

>>5875673
good job bro

keep up the good work

>>5875673
we need more pics most awesome sir! please do not forsake us

I don't have many screenshots, There is normally a lot going through my mind when I'm hit with the rush of an orgasm plus the girls disgusted look. and hitting print screen is normally not one of them. None the less, here is another. (This was a two for one whammy)

I tired to make her smile. It didn't quite work right.

that is hilarious

you, sir, are a god amongst men

Op is a man among men.

So do they never talk to you afterwards or what?

OP, next time you do it. Get on mic and shout "CUMROLLED"

you sir are awesome. no srsly.

Obviously fake, but I laughed anyway.

Can't you record them, and then just print screen later?

waste of time
the only hot girl is the one in the OP.

>>5875798
you just shit on this amazing thread.
i hope OP assfucks you and denies you orgasm.

>sexual practice

OP, you're fucking awesome.

ahahahahah.

o btw
Stickam is owned and run by a japanese porn company.
no joke. you can look it up.

These girls are cam whoring for free.
i want to high five the guy who made this site.
its a brilliant way to make money

>>5875795
I normally get banned from stickam after that, so I find a new proxy and register a new account, sometimes I'll talk to them under a new name, just to see the aftermath but im so sexually satisfied afterward that havn't tried a combo yet.

This girl just looks more confused than horrified.

Definitely one of the most entertaining threads I've read in a while. Nice op!

>>5875839
MOAR LIKE TURNED ON

Words can't describe my love for you OP

I read this and cackled like a fucking retard. Well done OP.

let's archive this

This is the best thread I've seen on this board all day, thank you OP.

What is the best reaction you have received? Also, how many more pictures do you have?

This makes me want to buy a transparent plastic wallet...

if this is true then you win the internet. You must post even more pics for me to believe OP

>>5875839
the look in this ones eyes makes it clear that she wants to eat your dick

>>5875839

I would owe you several internet high fives if you got a combo.

>>5875806
>>5875803
I have plans to start screen capturing them, but i need to figure out the best plan of attack first. a lot of planning goes into doing something like this. And a lot of the time its quite frustrating because proxies don't work, stickam breaks, etc.

Another double whammy.

OP you should stay after you cum.


Who knows you might have just passed up a girl who into it.
seriously you will be surprised at the kinds of freaky bitches on that site.

>>5875892

Haha well at least some of them are having fun with it.

you seriously just made my fucking day

post more reactions

I do a lot of pranks over Stickam. Most not as good as OPs, but holy fuck most of those bitches are on your dick after you prank them.

Posting in the best thread ever on /r9k/.

>>5875765
>>5875892
I thought you said you go for lonely women?

Do you hang around for a while after you do this or do you flee like a ninja in the night?

>>5875892
They seem to have liked it.

This thread reminds me of the old r9k days.

This is epic.

epichaha

>>5875880
This one was the best reaction. Mostly because it was the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of what i normally encounter. She wasn't disgusted at all, and actually started laughing. she even asked "So did you enjoy that?" afterward.

I actually stuck around to chat with this one.

brb joining stickam

I know what I'm doing tonight

no one else has anything that could compare to this OP

just post more pics and enjoy the glory.

This is just hilarious.

>>5875934
lonely as in there isn't anybody in the channel. Groups of girls are actually a lot more fun because they over react.

Also, apart from the last one mentioned. I flee like a ninja in the night.

>>5875957
brb seeing if itysfmboyiwantu2 is online right now.

>>5875980
forgot to up the picture with that post.

wow dude

you're my fucking hero

We can only dream of being as awsome as the op is. I bow in your presence.

>>5875991
She looks like she is enjoying herself.

>>5875957
>>5875839
These two clearly wanted your cock, OP.

>>5875957
Fapfapedifapfapfap

She has that cute kind of innocent but somehow naughty face.
I would love to break my fist against it and sodomize her tight little body then mailing pictures of her beaten, bloody and crying to her parents.

Oh sorry, this isint about that.

fellow robots, archive this shit NAO. I want to be able to access this later for lulz.

>>5875673

this is why i keep coming back to this shithole, for sporadic wins like yours.

OP is quite the funny man.

These are SOOO fucking awesome, goddamn OP I love you

You've made me proud, OP.

You've... made me proud.

This is genius shit OP

I have got to try this sometime

OP, I suggest you now use the trip "transparent plastic wallet"

>>5875991

what's the story behind her? she looks aroused and unnaturally sexy.

god fucking damn youre fucking awesome

Best thread I've seen on /r9k/ all day, and I've been on here for 5+ hours.

>>5876112
Best thread I've seen in months.


MONTHS!

>>5875673
this thread gave me a boner. OP i love you and your captive audience shock porn

>>5876090
For the sake of this thread, I shall.

Also, this is the last picture I'm afraid. But since it got such a good reaction here. I'll probably do a bunch more in the near future, and set up a wa to record them on video.

Op, this is the best thread I've read about today.

>>5876134
you would be a hero to me and all of /r9k/ if you were to do so.
actual video of this would be incredible

Oh dear lord. You sir deserve a wikipedia article. I'd even PayPal you for an awesome new webcam.

you have resurrected r9k, op, you are my friend forever.

>>5876091
The same as all the others really. I hang around stickam looking for the most recent girls to go live (so they have no viewers) and then chat a little bit. If they seem like a dumbfuck whore, then they get the dick treatment.

EHPYC.

>>5876134
please do. you are a god among man. A GOD.

Ahah OP you're fucking awesome.
Take some more screens, some videos, keep some logs.

Do you keep the print outs?

I would give you the money for a high-def webcam, just so they can watch you in HD.

>>5870673
I wouldn't say there is anything wrong with your preferences, but you may want to work on your style a little.

>>5876266
You're duckrolling too often, it doesn't really work on a slow moving board anyway.

>>5875957
I can't find this one. Can someone please find her for me?

>>5876266
nice try duck roll
duckinrollinblox

>>5876262
Nope, i throw out the plastic wallet and put the pictures in the shredder. I wouldn't want my girlfriend finding out about my hobby.

>>5876285
>>5876292
>Angry because they got duckrolled for the 5th time today

>>5870673
Stop fucking duckrolling

OP I love you.

Imma fap to only you now.

>>5876297
>>5876285 here
Close, but no cigar. I know the duckroll post number from when someone tried doing it at the start of another thread when there had been 5,000 posts between the duckroll and that thread actually starting.

i small gift for my fellow anons.

>>5876324
I'd much rather you fap about the girls I troll.

that's is just INSANE dude. I wish I had a webcam :/

Op, if you did that to me, I'd be a little creeped out that you screenshotted me and printed it, but having someone tell me they're cumming for me at random in a chat would actually be pretty hot.

OP have you ever done that to a chick......twice?

OP wins an internet for this.

Welcome to 4chan, people.

>>5876363
I've done that numerous times. It must be my exhibitionist streak. Damn that's hot.

I DEMAND THIS SHIT TO BE ARCHIVED, AND I INVOKE THE MIGHTY POWER OF CAPS LOCK TO GATHER ATTENTION.

>>5876370
I mentioned this in a previous post :)
>>5875839

>>5875673

has anyone responded positively to this? Like been turned on by you doing this?

Also, I hope you're not making that shit up.

protip: OP doesn't do this. He just takes images of girls on stickam whenever they are making "shocked" faces.

Like, just log into stickam and ask every girl to show you their dick, or tell them you want to rape their little sister. They will make the same face the girls in OP's pic are making.

OP, do this right now so we can all watch.

>>5876387

thanks, but you should try luring them several times, or maybe do like a raid with other people where everyone shows their cum at the same time, that would be cool :)

>>5876394
Yeah, one the girls i posted earlier in the thread had a positive reaction. (The one eating the thing) She laughed and admitted it was kinda hot. We continued talking for a little while.

I like to fuck butts

OP, can you at least provide a pic to prove that you're not some generic creeper?

4chan - Internet Superheroes

>>5876431
jealousfag is jealous that he didn't have this idea first.
don't try to de-rail this thread dude.

>>5876455
its all we've got and we're damned proud and ashamed of it

>>5876451
a picture of what exactly? :/

>>5876431

bullshit.

I have to have faith that this thread is real, just like Christians need faith in their God. Don' take this away from me anon!

>>5876451
LOL as if he isn't

this is the internet, bitch

>>5876431
Probably but why would he lie over trivial things? Especially on the internet.
-----------
Waiting for a video.

Kind of reminds me of this.

mootbloxfuckyou

You should do this, but in a live-action mode. That's to say, make your lenghty procedure of bonding with the girl and when the time comes for the conversation in which you'll cum to her picture, you should make a thread and link to the girl's stickam. Or something like that, I don't have stickam so I don't know how it works.
Also, thank you so much for making this thread, you are a glimmer of hope in the dark abyss of failure that has become /r9k/.

>>5875673
As much as this made me lol... you are a disturbed individual and you reinforce the stereotype that men can't be trusted

>>5876512
Yeah, because having a bunch of guys watch me masturbate over the one chick is not off-putting at all!

Will work on the video idea though.

>>5876565
>you are a disturbed individual

:)

>>5876565

i love this thread. OP made me lol, your response made me lol even more... lots of lols all around.

>>5876568

dude, if you have no problem ninja-cumming on girls pictures while chatting with them on stickam, I totally fail to understand why somehow you'd be "put off" by doing it with an audience.

You're already in sexually fucked up territory here, just do it!

>>5876616
you're right, and i will try and co-ordinate it next time I get the horn. maybe it'd work, who knows.

The main reason i get off on this is because Iove the feeling of corrupting something innocent. That and having a bunch of people watch you masturbate are two different avenues down the same street of fucked-upness.

I don't understand why you make a ninja exit though. The blonde with what you described to be a confused stare seems to be more curious than horrified, like in a "ooh, so that's what a cumming cock looks like" manner. I'm rather sure she would have kept talking to you had you stuck around.

>>5876673
Nobody will be there to be watching you masturbate, the audience is interested in witnessing the precise moment of lost innocence that phases through the girl's eyes.

>>5876680

White knights could make the live thing hard to pull off.

>>5876680
if i stick around, they have longer chance to report me, If i get reported then I lose another account and have to go through the whole process of finding a new proxy that works well enough and registering a new stickam account.

Its mostly just to save time.

Fags keep trying to derail this thread and ruin it for us.

I, for one, think OP is a hero. Most of the time these girls have boyfriends who they can't hang out with that night so they want some ronery guy to tell them they're pretty for a few hours. Nothing really wrong with that I guess, but it's still hilarious that they're getting more than they bargained for.

The reaction from the girl in >>5875957 is funny, she'd probably be fun to hang out with as friends. She doesn't seem to take things so seriously.

OP should def. make a video, that would be awesome dude.

>>5876702

actually I'll 50/50 interested in both watching him masturbate and seeing the girls reaction

how the fuck did you come up with this idea, OP?

Its genius.

>>5875673

Hello Nick. Is this what you do with your spare time now?

>>5876955
Actually it was a progressive thing. I started masturbating to the girls without doing anything. Then i started to tell them in text chat when I was cumming, then I started printing out pictures of them to cum on for my own amusement, (I'm addicted to cumshots and facial porn).

But the idea of showing them the result on webcam didn't come until i just got the balls and did it one day. It proved very successful (despite a ban) and I got hooked.

well op is fucked

hey OP I really like you

wanna hook up?

I'm in Brum.

:D

Can't find "itysfmboyiwantu2" on stickam.

>>5877182
Oh my, someone worse at eye make-up than spoony.

>>5877237
Ol' spoony hips she can't do anything right!

OP is a hugely, hugely successful human being. Oh my God. Hahaha...

I fucking love you, OP. That is all.

Bumping this shit for awesomeness.

troll'd

all of you have been

I luv ya 4chan. You're heroin, I know you're bad for me, but I fucking love you

Why not, I don't know, actually try to be friends with them, OP?

This is funny, but OP is a loser. As much as she would deny it, this is the dream come true of an internet attention whore. He is making them feel incredibly important and giving them "that only happens in the movies" life memories.

Any girl on stickam is an attention whore. OP is giving them the most potent form of the drug they crave.

Op, I love you. You are my hero. If I had a dick I'd ask to be your apprentice.

OP is just fulfilling his sexual desires while offering to fulfill the emotional desires of females. Sure, he extracts a payment at the end, but that's life.

OP deserves a medal.

holy fuck nuts this thread is win.

>>5876512
White knight faggots would ruin everything.

Guess which thread deserves an archive?? :>

OP, every thread/post you make from now on, I will read.

You are a god among men, OP.
I am so in love with you.

I will never be able to masturbate again without just feeling like an amateur compared to you man, rock on!!

It doesnt matter if OP is fake. A good story is a good story and this one made me laugh. Cheers OP.

>>5877182


I'm in brum lets hook up

post aim

borat_great_success.jpg.7z.tiff

op i can't believe i never thought of this.
does it have a name?

I acted out this fantasy with my girlfriend, using duct tape to restrain her hands behind her back, and her feet around with the tape around her ankles. Got her to wear her old high school uniform, ie white shirt and plaid short skirt.

She knelt, and lent back on her legs, on some towels on the floor.

And I got her to continually drink lots and lots of water, and then taped her mouth, then waited around, went on the computer, did some other stuff etc. Until finally she wet herself (not sure if she did it intentionally, because that was the objective of the fantasy, or actually couldn't hold it in).

I then took off her wet skirt and panties, and had sex.

All my idea.

God bless you Transparent Plastic Wallet man, report back to us soon