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Obsidian

Granite.

The older ones tend to be smoother.

Flint. Trusty old flint.

Sandstone, though granite had some solid reiews...

>>6014868
>>6014873
Ignore these faggots, you want limestone

You should wait for the iron tools I'm hearing about on the cave wall. They sound pretty awesome. I Hope it's not all hype though.

seconding obsidian, the rest of you rockfags have no idea what you're talking about

I'd wait, stonerumours say the next gen will be launching soon

>>6014885
Iron is overrated, just get Obsidian for future profit

Get a Basalt. Granite is for fags.

>>6014891
Wow i'll be so cool having the latest thing to come out of a volcano. Red hot market for those things.

>>6014885
Fucking richfags, I'm still using my bronze axe

>>6014885
Enjoy your overpriced shit

You can jailbreak your stone with dynamite, don't update it though or you'll just end up with a brick.

It doesn't matter what the specs of the stone are irrelevant if you don't use it to it's full potential.

If you're going to get a limestone only to smash someone over the head, you should have just gone with Granite.

marble.

always marble.

It doesn't really matter, as long as it's a sedimentary rock-type. Sure, metamorphic rock has it's cool properties and shiny veneer, but when you need a rock than can do it all, choose a nice Quartz, or perhaps some of that limestone i've been hearing about.

>>6014964
marblecake plz?

Just overclock a sandstone.

>>6014885

lol ok, iron tools? Clearly vaporware.

>>6014909

I'm going with this Anon, Obsidian is best for what you need OP.

>>6014994
what are you talking about, newfag?

lol poorfags
inb4ricershit there is nothing my rock can't do

Bludgeon yourself to death with it.

>>6015006

You can't cut it without another one. Enjoy your money blackhole.

hey guys, i'm new to this stone stuff, i hear diamonds are pretty good but it looks pretty fucking expensive. worth spending my gold?

emerald seems nice

Obsidian is best. Be sure to get one that's polished instead of one of the new ones with all the kinks and cracks - the new ones are really fragile.

Don't buy stones, the free ones are better.

>>6015079

Fuck sake. Get the fuck out freetard, we'll carry on using proprietary rocks whether you like it or not. Enjoy your fake granite, granexfags

You can't go wrong with anything igenous.

>>6015135
>Igneous
That's not how you spell pretentious.

>>6015110
Enjoy your closed-source, proprietary rocks, faggot. You even need to buy an update if you want to break windows with them.

Go with the saphire model bro. It's rather shiny and blue.

>>6015079

>>6015174

>You even need to buy an update if you want to break windows with them

>buy
>update

LOL. Do you even know how you to use a pick.exe?

Idiot.

Buy Flint.

It can even run the fire app.

>>6015312

You need to get wood too. They should just bundle it.

Polished metal was here
Stone is a faggot.

>>6015349

Stone is reliable. Metal has compatibility issues.

Christ. MARBLE. The answer is always MARBLE. FUCK

I love this thread

>40,000 B.C
>Implying the Stone is only 42,000 years old.

HTC Hero

>>6015474
>implying God didn't create the Earth 6000 years ago.

get the iphone op. Even on a biased /g/ comparison pic it comes out on top!

Granite.

It's free as in freedom.

>>6015474

Earliest point we can trace it to being used as a tool.

The parts for that fancy new graphics card you want existed in nature around the same time the rock first did.

>>6015510
>Implying God is real.

>>6015191

lol gj

>>6015510
>implying you're not a trolling faggot

>>6014849
> Old. I already read this on http://www.anantalk.com/ (anan = anon) last night.
I like that too.

>>6015395
Marble cracks rather easily if you're looking for dependability in your stone.

Posting from my iPhone. Just thought I would let you know.

>>6015632
Took it out of your ass just long enough to troll, eh?

Sapphire.

It's the best performance stone to price ratio on the entire market and will last you fucking forever.

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>>6015644
It's so sleek it just slides in and out.

>>6015632
So what. I'm posting this, FROM MY ROCK

>>6015697
the stone is super-stable.

diamond. you'll get laid.

my stone broke :(

>>6015722
>implying apple products don't get you laid

>>6015697
Dropped mine several times, not so much as scratch or crack.

i forgot my stone was in my pocket and i accidentally the whole washing machine.

>>6015697
I lost my picture with neanderthals clobbing pictures in the stone, adding a "save pictures" category.

>>6015742
>implying through ambiguity there is even a snowballs chance in hell that the sex you are having is not with another man

>>6015764
>implying all Apple customers are faggots

In b4 archive, lol

>>6015779
>implying they arent (they are)

>>6015536
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Granite, is in fact, GNU/Granite, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Granite. Granite is not a stone unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU stone made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full stone as defined by POSIX.

Many stone users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Granite", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Granite, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the stone's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an stone, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete stone. Granite is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Granite added, or GNU/Granite. All the so-called "Granite" stones are really GNU/Granite stones.

>>6015794
I just wanted to interject for a moment. What do you mean like Linux, in fact, GNU / Linux, or, as I recently decided to call it, plus the GNU Linux. Linux is not an operating system in itself, and another free component of a fully functioning system, GNU has made useful corelibs GNU, Shell utilities and essential components of a system consisting of a complete operating system, as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day without realizing it. With peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU, which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users do not know that this is basically a system GNU, developed by the project GNU.
There really is Linux, and these people use it, but it is only part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in a system that allocates computing resources to other programs that you run. The nucleus is an important part of the operating system, but by itself is useless, it can function only in the context of an entire operating system. Linux is usually used in conjunction with the operating system GNU: the whole system is mainly added to the GNU Linux, or GNU / Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU / Linux.

What's bauxite like? I hear it's stable, but not very user friendly

Get the Jade stone with dragonxfire. It's expensive as fuck but will last you millions of years.

This thread... it made my day.

Ok, I don't want to sound like a noob, but hey, here goes...

Would you guys consider amber as a nice purchase? :x

Doesn't matter, soon we'll have oak and everything will be obselete

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Hell yeah, OP! These motherfuckers are the shit

>>6015954
amber isn't even a real stone. Fuck off with your cheap imitation purchase

>>6015954
Too transparent in design and it breaks way too easy.

Also what
>>6016161
said

I just got this sweet new app for my stone.

>>6016176
HATERS GONNA HATE
amber just works

IF YOU NEWFAGS DONT GET RUBY IM CALLING THE COPS

>>6016222
Wut?

Gallstone

>>6016256
RUBY HAS NO GAMES