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cool story brah

>>6281549

Let's see what happens when he goes to 4chan...

"..."
"...WTF?"

You talk so much about programming, but you cant talk about hacking because you cant actually do anything. I run a hacked network of computers that I programmed to click on googles ads in my secret website. I even write my own viruses to make people get hacked into my network. I work at home and have a bunch of screens showing me what people on my network are doing on their screens. I can even set it so that i can see the code of their computers. can you guys do any of that? I dont think so. I bet you dont know where all the websites real hackers hang out are either? if you name them, I just might tell them that marshviperX sent you.

step up the proxy so it flips random images upside down on web pages

Wow man, maybe I could hook you up with marshviperX?

I am in favor of this.

If they keep using it, whats your next plan of action?

Might I recommend all links go to Google image serch for "Naked Granny."

>>6281549
haha, brilliant. Any more screens?

And this is what he'll see when he goes to /g/.

(I've configured it to block all images over a certain size, just to make it all the more annoying and to save some bandwidth.)

>>6281587

Sup OP

replace every image with gay porn

This "thesaurus proxy" is vaguely interesting...

>>6281573
Cool story bro.

>>6281571
>Sexy Symmetrical Women

XD

mind sharing the proxy script? :)

"Umm..."

>>6281573
You talk so much about computers, but you cant talk about life because you cant actually do anything.

"Google Phraseology Instrument"

Look at what happened to the names of the various languages.

>>6281571
oh god i can't stop laughing

>>6281638

That is several levels of awesome.

>>6281638
>Microsoft Internet Explorer -> Littleness Killing Traveller
wat

"Terminal motion at be the cause of Wikipedia."

Just redirect them to a page with embedded midi files, scrolling text, flashing skull.gifs and a threatening "I KNOW YOU'RE USING MY INTERNET, STOP OR I WILL KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR".

>>6281675
try slashdot.org

This script needs to be rolled out to all of middle America. I don't care how, it just needs to be done.

>>6281667
The download page for IE8.

>>6281715
if IE was actually called that i would uninstall firefox in a heartbeat

"Maybe I'll redownload Firefox..."

"..."

i'd love to be able to pull this off

>>6281715
>General Downloads
>Vulgar & Territorial

What the hell kind of thesaurus are you using?

how long does it take to generate a webpage? can't be very fast

Can we have a tl;dr in English please op?

ENGRISH

>>6281687
Stylesheet got fucked up by the proxy.

http://www.ex-parrot.com/~pete/upside-down-ternet.html

add this for images op,
@!op people its a rough guide but basicly you might need to be a neckbeard to do it

>>6281756
Obviously you don't know how fast computers are.

OP, I think you're making it too obvious. They'll know something is up. You should tone down the filter so it only affects every 5th word maybe.

http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html
http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html
http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html
http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html

>>6281770
thats kind of the point dude

read the fucking posts before randomly saging a thread

oh wait, sage doesnt work

keep using the dead word thinking it actually does something

>>6281789
looking up every single word on an online thesaurus can't be that fast. The bottle neck is latency, not cpu computations.

>>6281799
I misread and didn't realize the thesaurus was online. My bad, fine sir.

>>6281816
You are a gentleman among insects, all is forgiven

>>6281822
And you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Not necessarily in that order.

OP here, I'm still in this thread but I'm laughing my fucking ass off at the words this thing produces. pic related, "Apple" apparently becomes "Stew".

>>6281749
It's InterTran's english->english web service.

Also, "Snow Leopard" became "Ship Variegation"

>>6281901
ROFL
I wonder if your "guests" are getting any enjoyment out of it

sagesage

>>6281715
>>6281738
guys im crying

Configure your MacBook literally The Son of God!

>>6281901
>1-800-MY-Stew
lol'd hard

>>6281935
tab are you/anyone on irc?

>>6281956
There are always people on, man

>>6281571
>/a/ - Anime & Disease
>/s/ - Sexy Symmetrical Women
>/b/ - Deranged

>>6281925
They'll probably be both raging and laughing at the same time.

>>6281961
i mean anyone worth talking to

>>6281965
>>6281956
Yeah I'm on.
>Reduce to order your result of imitation through exteriority with circumstance, be composed of the Drama instantaneously, tell be the cause of agency poetry, with additional.

>>6281965
Of course

Gentoo is now Theism.

can we have a thread what to do to have fun with a neigbors non-passworded wifi

>>6281596
G.skill?

bamp

>>6281571
>/g/ - Skill

I'll leave it on and check the logs periodically to see what sites they're going to and whether or not they're still going to keep using it.

Wait, what? My faggot nigger neighbors keep using my router for interwebz and torrenting, wasting all my fucking bandwidth. I want to go this. Is there some type of guide?

how do we get this shit archive this is gold

>>6282164
get a password if you don't like him doing that

>>6282189
Where's the fun in that?

>>6282192
not a whole lot of fun, but a whole lot more bandwidth

>>6281571
ANIME AND DISCEASE

>>6282192
if there's no script or anything similar to OP's, then all that's happening is leeching

where is the fun in being leeched off exactly?

Brilliant OP. Also, ignore the 14 year olds suggesting links to granny porn or other faggotry. This subtle shit is 1000x more lulzy.

Fuck I have 3 roommates using my intarwebz. This is my project for the day

>>6281571
>Anime & Disease
Oh god o_o

>>6282164
see
>>6281777

This is fucking hilarious, sheer brilliance.

> "Facebook: Be Evidence On High"

AWESOME

>>6281549
This is hilarious, but I think the internet is still too usable for them, have 50% of images upside down or something.

AHAHAHAH

THIS IS MORE FUN THAN JUST REDIRECTING TO LEMONPARTY OR GOATSE CUS IT'LL MAKE RETARDS QUESTION THEIR SANITY, ITS MORE SUBTLE AND WILL TAKE A WHILE TO HIT THEM

ONE FAST GROSS OUT BEFORE DISCONNECT OR A LONGER WTF AM I GOING INSANE BEFORE DISCONNECT

EITHER ONE IS GOOD REALLY.... BUT STILL LOL

Hi there /g/. Expat here living in a non-native-English-speaking country. The scary thing is that these "altered" web pages make much, much more sense than the English I get handed on a daily basis at work.

My mind is broken. I can now steal WiFi from the OP.

And you can bet about half the people who try to connect to OP will start thinking they got a virus.

Now I want to have an unsecured wireless connection and connection-stealing neighbors...

Oh man, I normally have my ADSL's WiFi turned off (as I use CAT5 and RJ45 instead), but now I actively *want* people to connect to my home network.

Haha OP, great one.

>Sexy Symmetrical Women
I came.

marshviperX was here
op is a faggotz

...and here is this thread itself going through the proxy.

>>6282653
When you're holding the Moon for ransom, you value stability in an application.
When you're searching for beautiful women, you value bilateral symmetry in their photographic likenesses.

>>6282667
> be moderate layer brah

So OP, how did you do this? And how about giving us ignorant masses a short guide?

>>6282667
This makes much more sense than your average Google Translate page out of Japanese or Korean.

be moderate layer brah

More specific filters. Anything that isn't a URL gets filtered by these, so the luser can type Facebook all he wants and he'll just keep getting this returned.

>>6282727
oh god

i'm dying

OP, are you doing this on a router with dd-wrt or something?

>>6281772
> typoduperror

Yeah that'll be Slashdot.

If you really want to freak people out, get them to run the OP's script after watching this short from (the new) Twilight Zone:
Bill Lowery is a salesman whose company has switched to a medical supply product line forcing him to stay up nights memorizing medical terms in order to be ready to sell the line in a week's time. His wife tells him that she’s worried about their son who’s ill. As Lowery leaves for work, his neighbor refers to his dog as an "encyclopedia" but Lowery shrugs it off, thinking he heard wrong. Lowery puts in a full morning of trying to cope with the new terms, the jibes from the younger salesmen (about teaching old dogs new "trumpets"), and the surprising usage of words completely out of place.
As Lowery leaves for lunch at home, a subordinate asks for a referral to a good place to go for "dinosaur". Lowery tries to find out why the co-worker is not using the correct word ("lunch"), but the co-worker just walks away annoyed. Lowery arrives home where his wife says their son is feeling worse. When she complains that he didn't eat his "dinosaur", Lowery thinks his wife and co-workers have been pulling a practical joke. He soon realizes, however, that he is the one out-of sync.
The next day, Lowery becomes frustrated by the increasing level of gibberish. He goes home to find his son suffering from a very high fever. Bill picks up the boy and takes them to the emergency room, where his wife has to handle everything because Lowery cannot make himself understood. The doctors finally come out to tell them that their son is okay.
Later on, Bill sits down in his son's bedroom and picks up one of his ABC books, studying the basics of the language that he now needs to re-learn. Under the picture of a dog, the word is "Wednesday"...

>>6281596
http://www.gskill.com/

"Hmm... maybe if I google 'virus'..."

(I've disabled the thesaurus filter for this one since it seems to conflict with the specific filters and the result isn't as hilarious.)

>>6282761
Haha, awesome. I demand you give us this thesaurus proxy.

Why is the op such a God among men?

>>6282739
No, an old PC that I've setup as a router (and now it hosts the other stuff for this to work.)

Good work OP, I'm loling my asshole off!

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DO EEET FAGGOTS.

That's pretty win, OP.

OP, do post a guide.

>>6282786
>>6281777

Figure out the rest yourself, be creative.

+1 for instructions on how to do this

>Be high be the cause of a Harmless Eat

u maek meh smile op

>>6282751
YouTube's got everything nowadays:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crBIa_DmRt8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK5is6ZjHW0

Skip the first two or three minutes; they're boring.

>>6281901
>>6281901
>Advancing NVIDIA Shining Sequence

BRILLIANT

You should redirect every webpage to one you created which says "I KNOW YOU'RE STEALING MY INTERNET, ENJOY YOUR LAWSUIT"

>>6282981
Do this but with CP.

>>6282940
follow instructions here: >>6281777 and write custom scripts to do what you want

>>6281571

I love how /b/ gets "Deranged". "Anime & Disease" made me lol as well.

>>6282998
I tried.
Telnetted to the dd-wrt router but it doesn't seem to have a dhcpd.conf file, also iptables is not a known command.

I'm crying from laughter.
Thank you for making my day OP.

>>6283037
use ssh

and iptables are compiled into busybox, they have to be or you wouldnt be on the intertubes right now

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit

Goddamnit /g/, we need 2 more requests for this thread to be archived

Also I demand OP release the config file for this, I assume you're using squid?

>>6283136
Already been archived

I must know how to do this.

This is fucking great. You need to release this OP.

bump or something

Damnit OP, I LOLed. I'm going to 4chanarchive right now.

>>6285413
>LOLed

>>6281571 symmetrical women

>>6285551

Are beautiful women ever not symmetrical?

This is the best thread on /g/ in years.