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I'M SO 3008

I have a deep attachment to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, I convey my feelings of affection for you, indeed I do.

When I depart, understand that I cleanse my molars with a snifter of whiskey, for when I depart I do not return until morning.

One would still be incredulous – though one’s visual perception confirms it – if 10^7 Lampyridae illuminated the entirety of the planet during one’s inital non-rapid-eye-movement stages of sleep.

from where do you hail? you attractive individual!

I wish to travel with you to the tavern where the homosexuals gather.

you guys are the biggest fags ever

i still sorta like you though

you know in this thread i actually have to speak normal

fucking double negatives

Indeed, madam, we will celebrate this evening in the exact manner as we would, were it the anniversary of your day of birth.

THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE THE MOST DESIRABLE

>>6811823
>from where do you hail? you attractive individual!

I, and most of my acquaintances, refer to me as T-Pain. May I inquire what you call yourself? Let us have a conversation. Let me purchase you an alcoholic beverage.

>>6811859
>>6811766
>>6811747
i lol'd

It is not my intention to express the desire for acquisition of material products, nor the superfluous desire for social stature. I merely wish for adequate shelter and a requisite domicile for my familial females.

I would like to court you with the polite gesture of an outing to the movie theatre by the expenditure of my finances.


[spoiler]But the fact is that I have an uncontrollable desire to copulate with you[/spoiler]

karma policemen, do arrest this chap. i'm quite afraid his adolf hitler haircut is making me nauseous.

Let us take part in recreation. This music is outstanding. I wish to have sexual intercourse with you.

Alas! 'Twas but a vision. I previously subscribed to the publication entitled "Word Up."

Do not take any of our enemies as prisoner
>implying that you should kill each enemy with no exceptions
Do not take rubbish
>implying that no obstacles shall be tolerated

Jesus Christ, our savior, my feelings for you are like those that many have studied and written about, it's a passion that makes me willing to share the rest of my life with you!

CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE GLOBE

I am being a sports fan towards you, I am being a sports fan towards you.
And perchance if the argument leads to physical combat.
I will place my genitalia upon you, then I shall place my genitalia upon you.
You can observe me engaging in festivities in your locality.
Indeed, I perform my dance upon every weekday.
My nemesis' are enraged due to the fact.
I regularly obtain clean primates.

Good sir, i must bring to your attention that I will by no means do what it is you wish me to do.

Traversing down the road, inhaling smoke from a burning form of cannabis colloquially referred to as "Indo", ingesting a mixture of gin and juice. Lounging around, with my thoughts occupying my extensive wealth and thoughts of my extensive wealth occupying my mind.

DELICIOUS, BUT I CANNOT HEAR YOU! WHAT IS THAT YOU SAY? DELICIOUS, BUT I CANNOT HEAR YOU! WHAT IS THAT YOU SAY?DELICIOUS, BUT I CANNOT HEAR YOU! WHAT IS THAT YOU SAY? DELICIOUS, BUT I CANNOT HEAR YOU! WHAT IS THAT YOU SAY?

It saddens me to inform you that by myself I won't be able to ignite a small wooden stick with a sulfur end, though if we act together we will be capable of acts of arson.

I apologize for the lack of tidiness in this vicinity, but when we GATHER IN FORM AS IF WE ARE IN A SPORTING TEAM, GATHER IN FORM AS IF WE ARE IN A SPORTING TEAM, we always appear to damage the foundations in this building, causing it to fall into the earth.

I wish the dairy courier would promptly deliver milk to my property at dawn.
I wish the dairy courier would promptly deliver milk to my property at the time when my physical expression of drowsiness occurs.
I desire human milk from the breasts of the wife of the milkman.

>>6812094
Epic.

Divide thy pulmonarius by means of scarlet liquid and electrical discharge.
The moment you gaze upon the pearl great water mammal.
Rupture thy rear and fracture thy paddling mechanisms gentlemen
If its your wish to continue existing

>>6812149
Best one

>>6812094
>I regularly obtain clean primates.

LMAO fucking A+

What an unhygienic gentlemen of which is the bane of everyone's existence. My instincts tell me if one were to give him a chance he would commit crimes of which you would lose your possessions.

>>6812176
*spouse of the dairy courier

Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed.

Friends of yours should not be looking for trouble among my friends, you prostitute!

Curses! I despise a timid lady.
Do you not also despise a timid lady?
Indeed, I devoured a timid lady.
She is no longer timid; now, she takes my name.
Yes, indeed good sir, she is my lady!
But, when she requests monetary recompense once you are finished, do not be startled.

Do not place your faith in a promiscuous female, because a promiscuous female will not place her faith in myself.

The concept of everything in the universe being perfectly positioned.
The concept of everything in the universe being perfectly positioned.
The concept of everything in the universe being perfectly positioned.
The concept of everything in the universe being perfectly positioned.

>>6812284

hurr durr

>>6812346
When I awoke this morn, I found myself suckling at a citrus fruit.
When I awoke this morn, I found myself suckling at a citrus fruit.

>>6812284
I am currently unaware of my whereabouts.
I am currently unaware of my whereabouts.
I am currently unaware of my whereabouts.
I am currently unaware of my whereabouts!

>>6812323
More like this?

>>6812363
i lol'd

I am seen driving my vehicle
by people who amass hatred for me
and watch over the streets
in order to catch me red handed
they strive for catching me red handed
they strive for catching me red handed
they strive for catching me red handed

I set foot into the tavern appearing sexually attractive at this moment.
My eyes feast upon two dwarfs at an intersection as they began to lock lips in an extremely passionate manner.
They begin to remove their knickers, afterward removing their denim leggings and began to engage in intercourse on the floor of the tavern that is reserved for dancing.
Shake it, mother, please allow me to receive that as if you were in need of love.
I have some bottles of liquor inside of my Cadillac that we can open and consume, if you are interested.
Let us get intoxicated on this night, we do not have to fornicate.
Bring your companion along as well, perhaps the three of us can have an enjoyable time.

Let us begin to act in a strange and unusual manner at this moment. In fact, let us act in an extremely strange and unusual manner at this moment. AAAAAARRRRRGGGG

someone do BrokeNCYDE

>>6812359
There are two perceptions of different light wavelengths within my cranium.
There are two perceptions of different light wavelengths within my cranium.

The automobile is lit with the rapid oxidation of a combustible material, and there is not a person who is supposed to engineer the vehicle at the controlling device, and the paths upon which travel occur are covered with blood by 10^3 self-murders due to considerable desolation amongst the people.

>>6812401
lolol,

It would be quite beneficial to my listening enjoyment if you proceeded to rewind the previously played musical interpretation so I may have the sound waves of the piece enter my cochlea for another duration

>>6812410
May I enquire as to what you are attempting to articulate?
May I enquire as to what you attempted to articulate?

I wish to fornicate with you in the manner of a non-human creature

>>6812418
(shite, thought it was 'streets' and 'bloodied')

I WISH TO AMBULATE FREELY WITH YOUR ACCOMPANIMENT

Kindy fornicate with yourself sir, I will defy the orders you have expressed to me

>>6812395
oh god please finish

Woah oh oh oh oh woah oh oh
In the midst of an undesirable partnership

<warning, obscure /mu/core>
Who is it that you perceive to be your elder?

Do not place false self-confidence within yourself, for it may hurt extraordinarily upon realization of the truth.
Knowledge will be obtained with the relief of the ending of your life.

>>6812497

Widen your pharynx and allow the entirety of the temporal to pass through.

You are of exceptional importance and distinction
I wish I was of exceptional importance and distinction

But I am an undesirable partner
I am one of great eccentricity

>>6811823
I have faith in random developements of chance of a potentially divine nature

From where do you hail? You attractive individual

I have faith in random developements of chance of a potentially divine nature

Since you entered my immediate locale. You attractive individual

>>6812364
It is not tomfoolery if you are in possession of it;
But you are like a female with a noticeable lack of posterior, you are lacking in everything.
You fornicate with your mother, my use of gangland terminology indicates that I am superior, not under the weather.
I am perfectly fine, but my watch is superior.

Indeed, my lyrical abilities are superlative.
Indeed, the firearms I possess are superlative.
Good sir, I am not mentally deficient;
I am the proverbial 'it'.
Once more, you fornicate with your mother, whilst I am superior.

Your chemical composition is uniquely suited for my particular requirements.

>>6812531
I wish to have your admiration, and to be the object of your amorous desire. You and I could be author and co-author, respectively, of an undesirable relationship;.

Swine! man Swine! HAHAAAAAAAAA A GAME IN WHICH THE PLAYERS ARE TYPICALLY DIVIDED INTO TWO TEAMS, MEMBERS OF WHICH TAKE TURNS AT ACTING OUT IN PANTONIME A WORD OR PHRASE WHICH THE MEMBERS OF THEIR OWN TEAM MUST GUESS YOU AAAAARREE

It is my belief that my feelings are due to an amorous disposition towards you, and not due to a chemical substance taken recreationally.

I've injured myself this day to prove to myself that I still perceive through the sense of touch. I concentrate on the negative, for it is the sole non-falsery of which I can be sure.

My word of great exclaimation, I am indefinitely impressed. It is quite a shame that I do not have a female in my midst to engage in sexual activity of the most vulgar matter. But whilst I sit and recollect these thoughts, take this gift of highest honour: The Noble Prize. Let us test our own fate with the terms of a gamble.

I desire your body, in fact I feel as if I need your body.
For the entirety of the time that you have me, you will not need another person.
If you desire it, I have it in my possession, leave and acquire the item, I will purchase it for you under the circumstances that you will order the African-Americans in poverty to silence themselves.

Stacks of bank notes are on the deck.
Petron tequila on top of ice.
We can open and consumes large amounts of champagne and you will receive whatever you desire.
I repeat, you will receive whatever you desire.

Indeed, fornication in the later hours of the nighttime can often have properties of water and it is often done in a manner that is the opposite of loosened.
I'll insert fuel into my private jet-engined aircraft and you may travel where ever you desire to go.
Yes, I did indeed say that you may travel where ever you desire to go.

I gladly invite you to this monstrous building of millitary purposes
We will now take a tour of long duration to make sure that you have seen everything
These walls have been proven to be indestructible
for the metal alloy consisting of iron and carbon's strength is too high
computerized banking facilities are in control of this globe
along instruments which are used to observe the depths of space from earth level

it is possible that i may have lied my eyes upon too many contents of this facility
i may have too wide of a knowledge about the eighteenth storage facility

During the time that has now past I went about going over the current state of my cranium, of which was performed by a large aviating transportation vehicle.
Such an action provided a certain level of risen difficulty, because after all, such difficulty is present in everything.

I AM PROCLAIMING A HIGH LEVEL OF EMOTION! During said time, accordingly in conjunction with the scenario involving physical contact with a solid matter-based product of vast gravatational proprty.

I AM PROCLAIMING A HIGH LEVEL OF EMOTION! Of which I go through a state involving a lack of flow of blood to certain parts of my body.

I AM PROCLAIMING A HIGH LEVEL OF EMOTION! To this, I do not tell the truth, which takes very little difficulty. It takes place on a numerous level during this period of chronological passing, however contact with your presence has caused me to question the reasoning behind these actions.

Overall, I am happy with our current level of contact.

Luigi, do you not agree that the act of inviting us to an outdoor culinary activity was very kind of the princess? I am certainly confident that she prepared a large amount of Italian pasta.

Look, Luigi. Infer the implication that you are too look in the direction in which I have pointed my finger. It's a message left for us by the King of Koopa. I will now read it:


"Dear excruciatingly irritating plumbing experts,

The Koopas of lesser power and rank to my own and I have established our power in the Kingdom of Mushroom. Now the Princess of Toadstool is being held captive at one of my seven Koopa Inns. With an implication of competition I encourage you to locate her if your ability permits it."

Perform a rhythmic moving of your body. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Do not deviate from the musical pulse. Prepare for combustion.

someone do paradise by the dashboard lights

Despite my abundance of animosity I remain a mere rodent in the confine of a barred enclosure

Oh darling I would much appreciate it if you were to partake in slumber until the morrow.
I shall have the chamber maids brew us the finest African bean!
You can partake in the womanly duties of my laundry.
Oh darling, do stay.
Do not mind the improper state of mine quarters,
Come back to my sleeping compartment.
The sheets embroidered with a cartoon mouse display your feminine quality quite well!
Darling, do stay.
Darling,
Darling, do stay.
Fine lady,
Darling, do stay.
Do stay until the morrow.

>>6812814
Awesome

>>6812789
You could possess the entire thing,
My geographically extensive group of states made out of unclean matter
I will disappoint you,
I will make you feel a pain

someone do starstrukk

can someone do zepellin?

When I arrive at my stated destination, there is not a single person who is not familiar with myself.

The reason for this is that the limp in my strut is likened to a prostitute's employer (particularly one from olden times), or an original gangster.

I imbibe alcohol all day long, and I participate in joviality all night. I suggest that we commence. my person is located in miami, madam.

>>6812872

lol'd

I would like to inquire of the nature of your male parent.

>>6812907
Long full legs, extremely short shorts making a male whistle appreciatively

That is indeed how they are, making you whistle appreciatively

Transparent tops with low necklines the cause you to whistle appreciatively

That is indeed how she is making you whistle appreciatively

>>6812907

Beautiful walking limbs and extremely tight cut-off denim shorts causes males to whistle.

Torso coverings that display translucent properties, or expose excessive cleavage makes one whistle.

Form-fitting denim and women with exceptionally large brassiere cup measurements also cause males to whistle.

Wearing diamonds and inebriated with alcohol make children whistle.

>>6812937
IM GOING TO ADMINISTER TO YOU MY AFFECTION
IM GOING TO ADMINISTER TO YOU EVERY CENTIMETER OF MY AFFECTION
WOAH
A relatively large amount of affection

There exists a woman who is certain that all objects with a glittering characteristic are of the gold element.
And she is improving herself in hopes of achieving a happy afterlife

I would like to reacquaint myself with you. Many things have changed, including myself. Salutations. Are you doing well? I have improved myself, and now the stakes have lowered.

>>6813001
I do naught but prepare them, naught but prepare them, naught but prepare them in order to push them away again.

If you wouldn't mind keeping the volume of your actions to a minimum I would appreciate it, as I am trying to repose.

Proceed to propell yourself, through the act of bodily motion, through an ambiguous volume of liquid to the lunar object within orbit of our own planet.

>>6812888
That is my favorite song off of the new album.
+1 internets to you.

I believe that the reason of my birth was to merely throw my life away on the frontlines of a nameless battlefield.

Allow it to be archived
allow it to be executed
one chosen by higher deities has ordered me to come here
allow it to be archived
allow it to be executed
to cease life functions of the oldest descendant of the egyptian pharaoh
i am the entity that can deliver death which is feared by all of mankind

Vacate the area, female. Move from my path. Leave this place, female. Remove yourself from this location.

Alas, combat has initiated. I am going to strike you unconscious.

>>6813202
Reposition yourself at the current focal point of the war.
You will do as I say when I command it.

I desire to posess you
I desire to posess everything that you are
I strongly desire to posess everything that you represent with a keenness that is detrimental to me
It is beginning to corrode my mentality to the point of insanity

I demand that you raise my frequency, before taking into action the abuse of my lower-class female partner.

>>6813236
>davemustaineorgasms.jpg

archive this shit

Diamorphine, be the cause of my passing
Diamorphine, it's my domestic partner and it's my very existence
For a Mainer to my circulatory organs
Leads to an administrative complex within my head
And then I'm in a more beneficial position and deceased
For when the "smack" begins its circulatory course
I am in a state of apathy

Forgive me for disturbing you but I must inquire what you were thinking, my dear Mr. Crowley. Perchance you were speaking with the deceased?

>>6813046
this sucked
>>6813049
quite good, go on

The manner in which you have stated this is of surprising quality to me... AAAARGHARHRAHARHAHARH

>>6813236
That is great.

I have 99 grievances however a wench isn't one.

>>6813311
Does he really say "This is, huh, wow", or does he actually say "This is her war"? Pic probably related?

People make the attempt at diminishing our status
(speaking about the generation of which i am part)
The sole reason our ability to move to other places
(speaking about the generation of which i am part)
Their actions indeed seem quite below normal t-t-temperature
(speaking about the generation of which i am part)
I would prefer passing on before the time at which i would be considered aged
(speaking about the generation of which i am part)

>>6813345

He says "This is for her, war"

Which translates into "THIS IS HUH... WOW"

>>6813345
I think it is really wow.

I must say, I find displeasure in the timidness of a female.

Does one not find displeasure in the timidness of a female?

Yes, now excuse me as I am about to go on a tangent that sounds quite similar to the original gripe at hand however allure to the possibility of sexual activity with said timid lady.

>>6813412

>>6813415
I must say, it seems I have misplaced the attached image.

>>6813411

I always thought it was "this is war? huh, wow!"

Like, war is ridiculous so I'll laugh at it.

>>6813429
Fuck, that baby looks disappointed.

You allow me to harm you. You allow me to make you unholy. You allow me to initiate sexual intercourse with you. You allow me to make you less clear.

My entire being is mistaken. You elevate me spiritually.

Perform a dance in 3/4 time around the enclosure with a glaze within your blank and opened eyes.
Inside of your suit often called a tuxedo, I'll perform the service of naming it. If you lift your protection, I will bury the sarcophagus as you start removing the dirt that will surround it.

You now appear to be performing a dance with the person who will inevitably murder you.

Perform a dance in 3/4 time around the enclosure with a glaze within your blank and opened eyes.
Inside of your suit often called a tuxedo, I'll perform the service of naming it. If you lift your protection, I will bury the sarcophagus as you will move the door to an opened position. Sir, please start moving the dirt to create a hole that the casket will be placed in.

You may find yourself in a state of helplessness. But Jesus Christ is not worshiped out of a fashionable appeal that will soon be fleeting away.

>>6813463
>perform a dance in 3/4 time

>>6813459

Extremely.

>>6813411
Are you the same
Tom Guy who posts on /weed/?

I do very much dislike the company of a wench that is timid.
Do you not dislike the presence of such a woman?
Yes, I did so devour a female of that persuasion.

>>6813522

Check the trips.

>>6813526

>>6813415

>>6812323

>>6813415
>>6813559

It is certain that is is the end of the working week, it is high time to begin celebrating
Take off your lower body clothing and begin to behave in a sexual manner!
other females begin to negatively comment, yet we disregard their opinions
as we proceed to take off our underwear!

ingesting mixtures of alcohol and juice
as well as beer with the lime fruit
all males over there begin to shout out "oh boy, this female over there is of amazing beauty!"
i only blink with one eye, kiss my arm and blow the kiss towards them
while females proceed to insult and complain!

>>6813559
>>6812323

>>6813574
I'll just remove myself from the thread.

>>6813593
inb4 angree screamofags

I say, Yoshimi. No body has trust in my words. However, you will not allow mechanical beasts to conquer me.

>>6813593

>>6813578

A+++

This is quite a thing of some intrigue, leaving me at a loss for words. Indeed, it propels me to exclaim! Aaaaargh Raaaaacht Raaaaagharaaaah.

>>6813606
What happened?

>>6813578
There would have been an awesome rhyme had you said "undergarment" instead of "underwear"

It is my desire to ensconce them in my phalanges in a manner resembling that of a card game hailing from the largest continental state.
Bow out without losing all of my finances, request and allow additional cards to be given me, elevate the stakes - Infant, do not depart.

>>6813647
Someone said "that screamo band Brokencyde" has former members of Backstreet Boys. He says he read that in a magazine or something.

>>6813236
I can't even figure out what this one is...

>>6813710
creeping death, the chorus.

>>6813686
>Infant, do not depart.

>>6813735
And of course, it becomes so fucking obvious once you know

>>6813202
i do not know however what this is.

archive?

>>6813786
I WAS BORN FOR DYYYINNNGGG

>>6813797
surely.

PROCEED

>>6811811
whats this one?

>>6813853
I believe that it translates into "smoke weed every day"

What if someone did all of Bob Dylan's 115th Dream?

>>6813906
yeah i meant the post i highlighted

>>6813853
i think combust and inhale cannabis on a daily basis, would be better, but i guess it wouldnt fit

>>6813267
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MUSTAINE.jpeg

>>6814014
Some person or entity seems to be enduring anal aching because of David Mustaine receiving a role in an entire episode of a cartoon while Metallica only made a short cameo in another?

archive this shit!! one more request....

>>6813921

Mother of God...

>>6813853
The times they are a-changin'?

That's the only thing I can think of.

>>6814046
>varg laughs.jpg

This night, tonight, there is going to be an escape from a correctional facility. It will be in an unknown location in the general area of the community.

Blackness
Holds me captive
It is but all I can comprehend;
Pristine fright
To live is to ask too much of my capabilities;
To die is to ask too much of my capabilities
For I am, in fact, a captive of my own self
My body taking the place of a dungeon

Due to alchemical concoctions intended to be placed on the ground,
I have sacrificed my ability to see,
Sacrificed my ability to talk,
Sacrificed my ability to hear,
Sacrificed my outer upper body limbs,
Sacrificed my outer lower body limbs,
Sacrificed my quintessence,
And remains does nothing but a life in the Underworld.

someone do Party in the USA

>>6814350

I exited the flying vehicle in Los Angeles International Airport. All in my possession was a flighty goal and a sweater. This is a place where celebrities are overabundant. Will I be accepted?

I hailed a taxi. I have never been to this place in the past. Gazing to the right, I view a sign reading "Hollywoodland."

This entire situation shows insanity. All that I meet seem to be celebrities. There is an ineffable feeling in my stomach due to nervousness. I am also ailed with a feeling of longing for my familiar surrounds. I am experiencing excess pressure, and, again, nervousness.

The operator of the vehicle turned on the radio, and, playing on that station was a song by hip-hop artist known as "Jay-Z."

In reaction to this, I raised my arms above my head. This song that is playing belongs to me. I am now freed from all ailments. Indeed, these are festivities in the United States of America.

I arrive at the establishment in said taxi. I am the object of everyone's curiosity; all of their gazes appear to rest on me. "Who is that female in cowboy-style boots? She must not hail from this area."

This is difficult without my familiar posse of friends and acquaintances. These festivities certainly do not originate from Tennessee. Every other female is wearing spiked high-heel shoes; No one ever relayed the message onto me.

Then the disc jockey started up a song by pop princess Britney Spears.

You are of an unpleasant persuasion, You are of an unpleasant persuasion, You are of an unpleasant persuasion,
You are of an unpleasant persuasion, You are of an unpleasant persuasion, You are of an unpleasant persuasion.

>>6814640

Glorious.

>>6814640

wonderful

>>6814640
I do agree, but for some reason I believe this could have been made more awesome.

But those anons are hard to come by these days.

>>6814640

/thread

>the topic has already been chosen to be archived in the archive of the website 4chanarchive.org on the world wide web

GLORIOUS

life functions ceased by the torture device known as "the head crusher"
"head crusher", i say!
life functions ceased by the torture device known as the "head crusher"
"head crusher", honestly!

Cool, I thought this thread died

>>6812888
Who the fuck is this band?

>>6815788
Animal Collective

You did all for the fornication.
The fornication! Excuse me? The fornication!

Inflicting force on young society members
with their fully automatic weaponry
they throughoutly enjoy inflicting such force

In an Octopus's garden, in the shade!

>>6815965
wtf is dis

>>6815807
...but srsly? Who is that? It looks like DGD...

>>6812840
make a cdi zelda one!

>>6816065
Maybe I will...

>>6815986

No, Ringo! Bad Ringo!

feline in a state of comatose, feline in a state of comatose
aspires to smell the delicate fragrance
feline in a state of comatose, feline in a state of comatose
desires to utilize his painful osseous matter

Who is your paternal figure?

On the day before today, I roused whilst engulfing a golden citrus.

In an era defined predominantly by its significant population of a species of primate, I was a primate of a lower sort. There is a flammable hydrocarbon gas that is a constituent of petroleum and which is used in bottled form as a fuel inside of my circulatory system, and additionally I am determined to figuratively lacerate a drug-dependent individual whose countenance is marked by an prosthetic appearance. I hereby order you to color vegetation using an aerosol can filled with pressurized pigment. Sustenance intended for consumption by domesticated canines is utilizing thin nylon tights worn by men of athletic stature to impede forward progress. Turn off the lights positioned at the foremost side of this motorized vehicle, and then disengage the engine. There is an ordinary automobile that has been modified for informal racing, and operating said vehicle is a person who is noted for their string of failures and who is using an electronic device that can be switched on to maintain a selected constant speed without the use of an accelerator. There are infants in the city of Reno, Nevada who are in possession of nutrients found in liver and fish oils as well as several long upholstered pieces of furniture; however, they will have to rest on a small sofa intended for only two persons.

An unidentified individual entered to express dissatisfaction with me, specifically because this individual believes that I must surely be mad to protest at a hurried marriage and a discoloring on my upper body garment. Do not rashly place faith in all that you inhale and exhale, as this will likely result in consequences such as a failure to comply with standard legislature pertaining to the placement of stopped motor vehicles and the placement of a fly larva on the part of your garment that covers your arm. Therefore, you must cut the hair off of your face utilizing a specific brand of aerosol tear gas, and furthermore this activity must be conducted bereft of the aid of lighting. You are retaining government vouchers for the purchase of nutritional substances and setting aflame an area with special amenities where trailers are parked and used for recreation or as permanent homes.

Verily, there must now be silence.

No soy un individuo acertado. Truly, infant, I am a man associated with his numerous and varied defeats. I see no logical reason for you to not bring my life to a close.

On some future unknown date, both of us shall permanently terminate our life functions, after which, the cindered remains of our mortal coils shall aviate inside the aircraft above the sea.

It seems that a large mammal with brown fur known for their career in wrestling with russians resides inside your stomach.

The sole female who I was ever affectionate about exited her mother's womb with red flora in her ocular cavities. She was then ensepulchered while still living in the Netherlands during the year 1945 of the Common Era, only being so inhumed with her female sibling beside her.

I highly suggest that you misplace yourself in the rhythmical sound waves in this crucial time. You must acquire it and never dispossess it. You may only get one opportunity so do not go squandering it. This good fortune only comes along once in the average human lifespan, my good fellow.

Nay! I do not intend to give the appearance that I care for material wealth, I only wish for a quartet of dividers and large blocks of adobe for my female immediate family members.

It is imperative that you protest in order to obtain the moral or legal entitlement to ceeeeeeeeeeeelebrate.

Indeed, I do not intend to insinuate that the female in question has a penchant for entering into relationships with males in possession of large amounts of material wealth for the sole purpose of obtaining said wealth, but I have yet to see said female in the company of males of African descent who lack such amounts of material wealth.

It is imperative for you to celebrate in order to obtain the moral or legal entitlement to protest!

is this archived yet?

has this been archived yet?

You have the option of frolicking if you so choose, as well as leaving your comrades in the wake. For your comrades do not partake in frolicking, and if the aforementioned do not frolic, then they are certainly no comrades of mine.

THE ENTIRE BODY OF FEMALES NOT COMMITTED TO A MALE COMPANION THE ENTIRE BODY OF FEMALES NOT COMMITTED TO A MALE COMPANION THE ENTIRE BODY OF FEMALES NOT COMMITTED TO A MALE COMPANION THE ENTIRE BODY OF FEMALES NOT COMMITTED TO A MALE COMPANION
THE ENTIRE BODY OF FEMALES NOT COMMITTED TO A MALE COMPANION THE ENTIRE BODY OF FEMALES NOT COMMITTED TO A MALE COMPANION THE ENTIRE BODY OF FEMALES NOT COMMITTED TO A MALE COMPANION THE ENTIRE BODY OF FEMALES NOT COMMITTED TO A MALE COMPANION THE ENTIRE BODY OF FEMALES NOT COMMITTED TO A MALE COMPANION THE ENTIRE BODY OF FEMALES NOT COMMITTED TO A MALE COMPANION

An individual by the name of Donald used his feet to move himself out of doors. He was quite pleased to find himself in solitude.

>>6816809

Had you desired it, you aught to have adorned it with a circle of gold.

I do believe that the hour is upon us that is assigned to celebration. Let us Celebrate! Enjoy the company of thou's own and host a psychotic celebration! You, good sir! I believe we should celebrate! Not only hold a murderous celebration, but celebrate!

Do not attempt to claim my statement false, for the celebration tonight shall go forward without a hitch. You are aware of the celebration scheduled to take place this evening. The company present my be unable to keep track of everything when the entrance to your homestead is unfastened. Celebration, Celebration, there is a Celebration scheduled for this evening.

>>6816795

according to http://4chanarchive.org/, yes

>>6816966

Oh dear, I seemed to have mistakenly omitted the visual accompaniment of my statement.

The only female for whom I've felt strong feelings of affection.
Was born with flowers of the rose species within her eyes.
But she was ensconced into the ground of Holland by the German Nazis one evening of 1945 with only her female siblings.

Specter, Specter, I can verify that you reside within me. Caress as you aviate, inside cumulonimbuses above the settlement, into one which I adored with every fiber of my being until we bifurcated.

My freedom is stolen, whilst my body is withheld within the confines of an object attached to the symbolism of eight and of the circle.

My freedom is stolen, whilst my body is withheld within the confines of an object attached to the symbolism of eight and of the circle.

My freedom is stolen, whilst my body is withheld within the confines of an object attached to the symbolism of eight and of the circle.

MY FREEDOM IS STOLEN, WHILST MY BODY IS WITHHELD WITHIN THE CONFINES OF AN OBJECT ATTACHED TO THE SYMBOLISM OF EIGHT AND OF THE CIRCLE!

ALLOW THEM TO EXPAND TO FULL CAPACITY ALLOW THEM TO EXPAND TO FULL CAPACITY ALLOW THEM TO EXPAND TO FULL CAPACITY ALLOW THEM TO EXPAND TO FULL CAPACITY ALLOW THEM TO EXPAND TO FULL CAPACITY ALLOW THEM TO EXPAND TO FULL CAPACITY, THE LARYNGES I AM REFERRING TO. PHYSICALLY DEMANDING GAMES PLAYED BY YOUR MALE SIBLINGS PHYSICALLY DEMANDING GAMES PLAYED BY YOUR MALE SIBLINGS PHYSICALLY DEMANDING GAMES PLAYED BY YOUR MALE SIBLINGS PHYSICALLY DEMANDING GAMES PLAYED BY YOUR MALE SIBLINGS PHYSICALLY DEMANDING GAMES PLAYED BY YOUR MALE SIBLINGS

Are you aware, that yours is the epitome of beauty in faces. Are you aware that we are wafting throughout space. Are you aware that joy is the cause of your sobbing? Are you aware that all the persons you are acquainted with will eventually cease to be? In lieu of making many verbal farewells, tell those people that you know that life is brief, it is onerous to make times of happiness continue, you are cognizant of the fact that the Sun does not ever truly set, but rather appears to set as a visual trick based upon the rotation of the Earth.

HARM UNTIL FATALITY OCCURS!, GREVIOUSLY WOUND IN AN ESPECIALLY PAINFUL MANNER! ARTIFICIALLY HEAT UNTIL THE DESIRED COMBUSTIBLE OBJECT COMBUSTS!

>>6811666
please cease and desist with your spamming on our board ano
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throughout the rapid oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water and its effects we persist

THE DAYLIGHT THAT IS FOLLOWED BY RECURRING DAYLIGHT
AND THE NIGHTTIME THAT IS FOLLOWED BY RECURRING NIGHT TIME
MY GROUP AND MYSELF LAY STRESS AND PROBLEMS UPON THOSE WHO ARE BEING FORCED DOWN
DID THEIR EYES NOT CLASP UPON THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND THEIR CRIMSON BEAM?
REPEATING INCIDENTS
REPEATING SURROUNDINGS
QUITE SIMILAR TO A CHILLING NIGHT TERROR
THAT PLAGUES MY EVERY SLUMBER-FILLED MOMENT

JUST HOW COULD YOU, THE LISTENER, BRACE YOURSELF
FOR WHAT EVENTS WERE TO OCCUR?
THE PARTAKING OF IDENTIFYING SOMEBODY THAT YOU WERE NOT IN THE KNOW OF
WHO, MAY I ADD, WAS THE FATHER, WHO IS QUITE MUDDLED UP IN A TERRIBLE MANNER
IT IS QUITE THE SMASHING OUTCOME THAT HE SURVIVED
TRULY AN ACT OF GOD'S WILL THAT THERE WERE NO CASUALTIES
HE MUST BE LOOKING DOWN UPON US ALL IN THIS DIFFICULT MOMENT
FOR OUR SAFETY TO BE ENSURED

*PROLONGED GROWL*

no one understands your stupid metal references

true. descending into more obscure, unknown to /mu/ songs makes the transcriptions unfunny or at most funny to a very narrow audience of /mu/goers.

A thing filled my circulator with emptiness. An unknown person told me to not weep. Being older than that time, my aorta is more frigid, I am able to see the falseness of it.

Youth, rouse thyselves. Lift your accident ere they transfigure a season into particulate matter. Should the youth not mature, our mortal bodies shall grow larger but our emotions are destroyed. We are only a thousand thousand small men transforming every beneficial item into iron oxide.

With my heavenly electric currents going, I am unable to tell where my body will be when Death extends his arms and pats my cranium.

With my heavenly electric currents going, I am unable to tell where my body will be.

With my heavenly electric currents going, I am unable to tell where my body is. Go, go to the place where I am.

Beware affection.

this thread isn't funny

>>6817560
>>6817632
Instead of threadshitting and bitching, you could contribute yourselves.

Dear one, do not snip your hair. Do you think this will effect a change in him? I am a young man with a freshly coifed head, that is indeed a pretty coif. Canine is like a conundrum, assassins sporting muzzles, refrain from dying, search around, around, the second percussionist succumbed to water, this remote communication device is located.

It grits its teeth at me alone, as if it has observed a phantom. I reckon it has observed the jumps of electricity flowing. Only it and I would understand. Hark! Gentleman, decelerate, decelerate. Imbecile! Decelerate!

>>6817878
The Informal Visitor, I presume?

>>6817642

I am merely an impoverished young man, no known person feels any real affection for me.
Please, preserve my survival in the face of this anathemic set of circumstances.

Let us away, physically fit paramour, only complete the annual. Loose some sodium chloride, we never visited this place. Fixating on the basin of sangre and crushed polish. I force my lover to destroy everything, sever the tethers and let me be taken by gravity.

I asked for you to be understanding, I asked for you to be discerning. I told you to be unbiased, I told you to be compassionate. On the morrow, I shall be with you, but it shall be another sort.