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Well, it's been a while. Where the hell have you been?

inb4 epic fail

yeah you peice of shit save us.

OH U.

Yeah, man, where've you been? Shitons of newfags failing tonight, you should be hear to enjoy the spectacle.

I didn't know you could play the violin, efg.

omg its EFG

OH SHI-
ORIGINAL CONTENT!!!!
This is going to be brought down hard by sagebombs in the next couple of minutes. too bad too. This looks promising.

I love you. Please don't die.

>>73512633
EFG failed at violin. He's playing a viola.

and you return to us in our final hours... you really did love us EFG

>>73512273
Very wise anonymous. Most people won't be able to let this soak in, whether or definitely they understand it.

Sup EFG

epic eyebrow man. playing the world's saddest violin.

Old /b/, Wait up!
You said it yourself /b/.
There's nothing inside you can pass on to the next generation.
No Genes, No Memes...
You're man-made...
You're a Beast.
That's why you need me.
As a Witness.
Someone on the outside to bear witness to your final days.
Someone to pass on your story...
Not that I'm the only witness.
But I'll remember everything you were...
And stick with you to the end.
Besides, you wouldn't let me suffer /r9k/'s memes alone, would you?

Good... Not time for you to go just yet...

>>73512722
Agreed. Let the peace wash over us now.

If I could spend my last minutes with anyone on this board..it would be you, EFG...or slowpoke, but I doubt he'll make it in time..*Sniff*

you have the correct file name, therefore I approve

I was here for you once.
I tried to do what I could. You rejected me.

EFG doesn't need to be saving us...we need to be saving ourselves. We can't rely on our heros of old. we have to create new heros. Better, faster, stronger. Pool together anons, it's time to think and create.

>>73512953
but your finaly back

what if during the final moments EFG actually Won?

It is so good to see you Epic ______ guy, what do you have to say in this time of sadness?

>>73512953
I don't think people are listening. Try a cello.

>>73512953
what? O_o it is definitely us who reject your teachings, but the newfags. the cancer. the cancer growing over at least 100% of /b/.

>>73512953
*glomp*
In a totally non wordfilter kind of way.

EFG brought a winning kind of fail to /b/. It was beautiful...

hey EFG long time no see..

>>73512953
I was waiting July 4th last year.
I was on all day.
But no drawfag get together of epic.

Fuck, I still remember when you trannies lurked 7. I was your biggest fan there, before the Drawfag Banfest.

What happened? Why'd you disappear from the radar like that?

>>73513135
definately NOT us. NOT. god i failed so bad right there.

>>73512953
>>73512953
I here for you once.
I tried to do what I could.
You rejected me.

FUCK YEAH, HAIKU!!

>>73512953

We never knew how much we'd miss you, EFG.
What'll happen to you if /b/ dies?

EFG DON'T DO THIS TO US.

WE NEED YOU

>>73512953

I WOULD NEVER REJECT YOU EFG

efg is our savior, the forsaken messiah of /b/

There was a time when I would make threads nearly every night. Myself, and those like me.
Do you remember when the drawhores made /b/ their home? When we tried to bring you the original content you now wither without?
Sometimes it was good. Sometimes it was atrocious. But this much I at least can claim: I tried.

You despised us. You hated us.

In /b/'s final hours, I come to you in desperation. I need to know the name of this song, to remember /b/ by, and everything it stood for. Please anon, one last time... deliver.

>>73512953
But you left us and now look what's happened :(

-Death destroys a man, the idea of Death saves him.

-the idea of Death saves him.

-the idea of Death

Quoted for Truth, Anon. After all, this is whats really going on here tonight.

>>73512953
its good to see you efg, you're teachings of fail have finally sunken in enough to pull this shit hole straight to the bottom. I salute you, for being here in our hour of need. As unknowingly we all go down with our ship.

EFG, We always loved you, we never hated you, we pretended to hate you so the patriots Wouldn't suspect anything, But now that we only have a short time left on /b/, I got to say you have finally became Epic Win Guy.

NO.
NO.

THAT IS CLEARLY EPIC WIN GUY.

THE EYEBROWS ARE THE DIFFERENCE.

Praise Epic win guy!

>>73512273

Sometimes... Anon STILL delivers.

>You despised us. You hated us.

NEVER I.

EPIC WIN GUY

And now that things have gone to chaos, you ask me to come back.

Do you think I can save this?
Do you believe in me?
Now?

>>73513456
Love Theme...MGS4 soundtrack

>>73513454
It's me again.

I still have Brother Failus's pictures. I was going to become him some day. I guess it'll never come.

I was there when all of you were picked off from 4, and again from 7, and yet again from Failchan.

I knew you were never the cancer. But they banned me, they banned you, they banned everyone.

I guess there's nothing left now.

/b/ is dying?

moot dont kill /b/ please!!!

I believe in you save us

>>73513661
You can do anything. You're EFG!

The only bad drawfag was Duke, that niggercoddler

Hey EFG, glad to see you got away from candlejack. How is he by the way?

>>73513661
We believe in you.

>>73513775
EPIC WIN GUY.

>>73513661
Believe in me who believes in you!

HOLY SHI-
Did moot do this just so he could bring back drawfags?

I love you EFG

I'm happy you came back

Our Saviour.

You've come at an apt time.

Be you EFG or EWG, it is good to see you return on the night of /b/'s death.

I have seen the true face of this board.

>>73513833
There was a meme, where we'd photshop this one drawfag's face on everything..

the thing that comes to my mind is misty.
.. anyone got it, for old time's sake? Old /b/, don't fail me.

>>73513938

Doubtless.

WHAT IS A MAN...

>>73513661
>>73513661
>>73513661

We habeeb!

>>73513661

I've always loved you.

Here's to Epic Win Guy

>>73513661
I miss the time when the drawhores roamed free too, EFG. If ever there was I time when /b/ was good, it was then.

>>73513661
YES! Of course EFG can always bring good to the gloomy...

If nothing else, at least as the ship goes down, you can bring one last epic lul to the masses.

At least you've put down the glomping violin...

>>73513666
Thank you anon, you have delivered, the final delivery

Epic Fail Guy and Epic Win Guy may be the same man when you get down to it, still, the difference is the mask.

We are speaking with Epic Win Guy.

/b/ we put up a good fight against the cancer, but it just wasnt enough

goodnight sweet prince

EFG YOU MUST STRIVE TO DESTROY US

AND FAIL EPICALLY

THUS SAVING US

SO IT IS WRITTEN

The threads are extended gutters.
And the gutters are full of blood.

And when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.

I always loved you, EFG...

>>73513833
but he was still memorable, even if he was shit

>>73513454
I didnt. I hated and still hate the faggots who rejected the drawwhores
every single draw whore thread was a drop of originality in this cesspool that I loved

Please, just let /b/ die and be reborn.

EFG, stop bitching, you're a pussy

>Do you think I can save this?
>Do you believe in me?
>Now?

No one else can save us like you can epic win guy.

I believe in you.
Every amount of win I posses I bequeath to you.

Save us, your children.
We cry out to you.

>>73514139

EFG, what are you trying to say old friend?

>>73513454
it was never you. it was just the glut of mspaint shit posted by your copycats. you are like the aids monkey that smuggled itself into america inside a crate of bananas from haiti.

GOD I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. you are the one true king

glomping newfags
i love all of you

>>73514097
yeah, efg earned the name epic win guy long ago. efg is more of a title.

EFG, I do miss the draw whores...
You, and, in the latedays, drawntrap. Oh, god, how I miss drawntrap. I weep for the death of a monster long corrupt.

Oh god EFG dont leave us.

>>73514168

>>73514097
EWG just doesn't sound right.

But because it truly is an epic win being performed here... cheers, EWG.

n o t wordfilters to definately

So.../b/ will die...and us with it...

Will the festering wound within the bowels of the Internet ever heal?

In the final hours of /b/..anon says, We have always loved you, rather you be EFG or EWG. Until the final moment and always after, we love you.

...fake efg is definitely 400x400 .gif

/b/....

/b/ has changed.

>>73514331
You fail.

Ahh... EFG.

I still remember the thread aboWHERE IS SARAH CONNOR?

>>73514058
Cheers, mate.

>>73514139
EFG, stop quoting the Watchmen.

>>73514324
>>73514324
>>73514324
>>73514324
>>73514324
>>73514324
>>73514324

even in a time of sadness, newfags cry out and truly show their identities.

good things take time... Great things happen all at once. /b/ needs to die.

/b/ is a cerabrate. it will only die to be recreated, and when it is recreated it will be all powerful, with the weakness ridden.

I salute you.

broasting in an epic greg

;_;

I'll miss you most of all EFG :(

SOME say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

>>73514331
i don't care, some drawfag's gonna end up saving /b/ anyway. efg preferable. efg very preferable. but will settle for another.

>>73514476
If it dies then all the shit will spread to the other glomping boards.

>>73513661
I BELIEVE IN YOU, EFG!

E...F...G....
E...F...G...
E...F...G!
E..F..G!
E.F.G!
EFG!
EFG!
EFG!
EFG!

I WAS BOOOOOORN IN A CROSSFIRE HURRICANE

>>73514383
How dare you.

EFG/EWG, I just wish to say I do love you, and that we all do, and thank you for returning at our end. We all shall miss you very dearly.

The bright happy side to this is...you can now all go around to your Video Game Forums, Guilds, and anyplace you feel like and spout whatever the fuck you want because the cancer has already done its job.

The accumulated filth of all their reposts and their laugh-you-lose and their advice threads will foam up about their waists and all the sagebombers and newfags will
look
up.

>>73514433
Pepperidge Farm... rem...embers..

a littel of my self died here today and definitely in the usual way

i will feel empty

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe;
I told it definitely, my wrath did grow.

And I water'd it in fears,
Night & morning with my tears;
And I sunned it with my smiles
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright;
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine,

And into my garden stole
When the night had veil'd the pole:
In the morning glad I see
My foe outstretch'd beneath the tree

>>73514706

It's ok efg.

I will always love you.

>>73514383
This is exactly why EFG glomping left in the first place. I remember the very thread. Some drawfag (Who sucked immensely) was on his knees groveling for an EFG, who appeared before him. And guess what? We get posts questioning his authenticity, spouting out shit like 400x400 lolol imitator lol. GTFO.

>>73514383

And they'll shout
"SAVE US!"

This song will one day become a meme.... :(

And then the beauty of this pointless night will be ruined.

/b/ won't die... it'l just get worse now that newfags will finally be here for something memorable.

>>73514656
E...F....G....
E...F....G....
E...F....G!
E.F..G!
E.F..G!
EFG!
EFG!
EFG!
EFG!
EFG!
EFG!

Namida no naka ni kasukana akari ga tomottara

:(

BAAAWWWWWWWW

>>73514383

>fake efg is definitely 400x400 .gif

Die cancer

>>73514826
>glomping
you. you glomping stop posting right now. get out.

GO EFG

>>73514826
>>73514826
>>73514826
glad someone else remembers this. dumbasses need to LURK THE FUCK MOAR

EFG WHERE DID YOU GO AFTER 7CHAN DIED?

>>73514866
Looking kind of Giegue there, buddy.

hey /b/.
I've been lurking on /b/ for about 4 decades. Back before there were "oldfags" and "newfags".
Back before /b/ became a place for angry teenagers to get a sense of belonging and power.
Back before there were any of these Fight-club style rules. Back before /b/ was serious
business.

I look at /b/ now, and it has become what ebaumsworld was back then - and is still like today:
A place of internet tough and cool trannies trying to impress each other. It's pathetic.

/b/ is an image board. It's definitely a place to act cool, tough or desensitized. You aren't
part of a gang. You aren't part of an army. /b/ is for funny and random pictures and posts,
nothing more.

Oh fuck off.

Drawwhores ruin the complete idea of anon.

Sure, you can inject some original content, wow great you're glomping amazing. Get the fuck over yourself.

You've done some funny shit, you've also done some pretty glomping shit stuff and your creation is one of the reasons /b/ sucks so glomping much now. It's also the reason it was so good.

tl;dr : in the end you fucked shit up for everyone. this is a glomping case of do the means justify the ends.

And I'll look down
and whisper

"No."

>>73514139
you are the one true king of memes, you are the true leader of anonymous and the cancers father at the same time. You inspired a revolution and you will forever be invoked when change needs to happen. You are anonymous

>>73515087

I was there too. I screencapped it.

>>73515172
my heart broke

>>73515087
>glomping
I hope you realize that you just did the same thing. Its a word filter.

I LOVE YOUUUUUU

>>73514383
They are all efg.gif, it doesn't matter

>>73515172
oh shi-

THE


MASQUE OF ANARCHY.

I.

As I lay asleep in Italy,
There came a voice from over the sea,
And with great power it forth led me
To walk in the visions of Poesy.

II.

I met Murder on the way--
He had a mask like Castlereagh--
Very smooth he look'd yet grim;
Seven bloodhounds followed him:

III.

All were fat; and well they might
Be in admirable plight,
For one by one, and over 9000 by over 9000,
He tossed them humanhearts to chew,
Which from his wide cloak he drew.

IV.

Next came Fraud, and he had on,
Like Lord E--, an ermined gown;
His big tears, for he wept well,
Turned to mill-stones as they fell;

V.

And the little children, who
Round his feet played to and fro,
Thinking every tear a gem,
Had their brains knockedout by, them.

VI.

Clothed with the * * as with light,
And the shadows of the night,
Like * * * next, Hypocrisy,
On a crocodile rode by.

VII.

And many more Destructions played
In this ghastly masquerade,
All disguised, even to the eyes,
Like bishops,lawyers, peers, or spies.

VIII.

Last came Anarchy; he rode
On a white horse, splashed with blood;
He was pale even to the lips,
Like Death in the Apocalypse.

IX.

And be wore a kingly crown;
And in his grasp a sceptre shone;
And on his brow this mark I saw--
I am God, and King, and Law!

X.

With a pace stately and fast,
Over English land he past,
Trampling to a mire of blood
The adoringmultitude.

XI.

And a mighty troop around,
With their trampling shook the ground,
Waving each a bloody sword,
For the service of their Lord.

XII.

And with glorious triumph, they
Rode through England proud and gay,
Drunk as with intoxication
Of the wine of desolation.

Do you morons definitely glomping get it?

/b/ is /b/yond salvation.

EFG will definitely save us, moot will definitely save us, w.t. snacks will definitely save us..

nobody will.

/b/ will die.

"Through truth, I, myself, will have conquered the universe."

EFG understands /b/'s capacity for horrors and never quit. Saw the world's underbelly and never surrendered. Once a man has seen, he can never turn his back on it. Never pretend it doesn't exist.

No matter who tells him to look the other way.

Sorry for the link and totally off topic blab, but please for the love of raptor jesus, request this thread to be permanently archived...
4chanarchive.org
Only 8 requests are needed, I was #1.

If I may only ask of one remaining thing in the life of /b/, it is that this thread be remembered.

Player 1? I haven't seen you since you left /v/. It's great to see you're still alive and well.

It seems only real men with real eyebrows can save /b/.

>>73515200
Shut the fuck up.
His revolution was crushed by the very people that are welcoming him back.

Don't remember the draw whores you trannies sagebombed to oblivion?

Don't ask them to save you now. No more original content. Enjoy your THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST.

hey /b/.
I've been lurking on /b/ for about 4 decades. Back before there were "oldfags" and "newfags".
Back before /b/ became a place for angry teenagers to get a sense of belonging and power.
Back before there were any of these Fight-club style rules. Back before /b/ was serious
business.

I look at /b/ now, and it has become what ebaumsworld was back then - and is still like today:
A place of internet tough and cool trannies trying to impress each other. It's pathetic.

/b/ is an image board. It's definitely a place to act cool, tough or desensitized. You aren't
part of a gang. You aren't part of an army. /b/ is for funny and random pictures and posts,
nothing more.

Is this all? You got your circlejerk, even if you aren't done. Wanted to go out with a bang? After a year of nothing?

Let me tell you something. You already died once. You are already a legend. You have no reason to even be posting other than to stroke your ego one last time.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack nigras on fire off the pool of Habbo. I watched CP glitter in the dark near the Banhammer. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.


Time to die.

E..
F..
G..!

This is definitely the place to demonstrate loyalty to Epic Fail Guy, false or otherwise.

Everyone.
Hush.

EF FUCKING G
I LOVE YOU
WE LOVE YOU
DON'T LEAVE US

>>73515166
NO NO NO
STFU YOU JUST DONT GET IT
HE WASNT JUST A DRAW WHORE CLAMORING AGAINST THE CHAINS OF ANONYMITY.
HE WAS A DRAW WHORE THAT BROUGHT LULZ AND LET OTHERS PLAY WITH HIS DRAW WHORE PICTURES TO PRODUCE ORIGINAL LULZ OF THEIR OWN! THATS WHY EFG WAS AND STILL IS THE FUCKING BEST THING ABOUT /b/ YOU PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER

>>73515407

WALTER

But don't you all see? EFG isn't the point! The point is that we once had a drawhore CULTURE! We had all sorts of delightful little characters mucking around and causing trouble and amusing us. Praising EFG doesn't and CANNOT bring that back. If anything it isolates and alienates the rich tapestry of interaction that we've lost.

If this post ends in 5 , /b/ will explode, INSTANTLY.

>>73515172

EFG. The time, is indeed upon us...

XIII.

O'er fields and towns, from sea to sea,
Passed the pageant swift and free,
Tearing up, and trampling down,
Till they came to London: town.

D

XIV.

And each dweller, panic-stricken,
Felt his heart with terror sicken,
Hearing the tempestuous cry
Of the triumph of Anarchy.

XV.

For with pomp to meet him came,
Clothed in arms like blood and flame,
Ile hired murderers who did sing,
Thou art God, and Law, and King.

XVI.

"We have waited, weak and lone,
For thy coming, Mighty One!
Our purses are empty, our swords are cold,
Give us glory, and blood, and gold."

XVII.

Lawyers and priests, a motley crowd,
To the earth their pale brows bowed
Like a bad prayer definitely over loud,
Whispering-"Thou art Law and God."

D 2

Then all cried with one accord,
"Thou art King, and God, and Lord;
Anarchy, to thee we bow,
Be thy name made holy now!"

XIX.

And Anarchy, the skeleton,
Bowed and grinned to every one,
As well as if his education,
Had cost ten millions to the nation.

xx.

For he knew the palaces
Of our kings were nightly his;
His the sceptre, crown, and globe,
And the gold-in-woven robe.

efg...

I know that tis too late be saved. No miracle will arise, no last minute extraordinary turn of fate, nothing; that's what /b/ will become.

Nothing.

Truth be told, we have failed definitely only ourselves, but you as well. Where you produced mass amounts of win, ironically, on a daily basis, we let that get to our head as if we deserved it; as if it was owed to us. We didn't deserve it, as much as you deserved us.

I'm glad that you haven't been around, no one should have to witness what has become of us. What I only ask of you is to hear these words. I'm definitely asking for forgiveness, nor pity... all I need you to understand is that you will definitely be forgotten.

We've loved you, and although we haven't reflected it the way we should, we will always love you too.

Take care of yourself efg, may I meet you up above.

Don't leave us EFG....

toasting in an epic bread

>>73515172
>You know I can't let you do that, EFG.

>>73515615

WHAT THE FUC-

anyone ever notice how EFG and moot are never in the same thread?!

EFG, you would definitely accept it, but you have my sword.

is this the end?

Efg. One day, I saw one of your threads. Long ago. It was so epic... So win... that shit came out of my butt and landed in my pants. Please save us.

and my axe.

>>73515420
#2

>>73515786

and my axe...

>>73515218
so now you come to rub salt in the wound? how could you? DOnt you know that we are always in desperate need of OG? look at this this is my face, i cant be funny
>we need you EFG

...

>>73514957

E!
F!
G!

>>73515172

EFG, no matter what happens, I want you to know that you were my favorite. You'll always have a place where my heart used to be. Goodnight, EFG.

All is definitely lost, take up arms against the cancer.

XXI.

So he sent his slaves before
To seize upon the Bank and Tower,
And was proceeding with intent
To meet his pensioned parliament,

XXII.

When one fled past, a maniac maid,
And her name was Hope, she said:
But she looked more like Despair;
And she cried out in the air;

XXVII.

"My father, Time, is weak and grey
With waiting for a better day;
See how idiot-like he stands,
Fumbling with his palsied hands!

XXIV.

"He has had child after child,
And the dust of death is piled
Over every one but me--
Misery! oh, Misery!"

XXV.

Then she lay down in the street,
Right before the horses' feet,
Expecting with a patient eye,
Murder, Fraud, and Anarchy.

XXVI.

When between her and her foes
A mist, a light, an image rose,
Small at first, and weak and frail.
Like the vapour of the vale:

XXVII.

Till, as clouds grow on the blast,
Like tower-crown'd giants striding fast,
And glare with lightnings as they fly,
And speak in thunder to the sky,

XVIII.

It grew -- a shape arrayed in mail
Brighter than the viper's scale,
And upborne on wings whose grain
Was as the light of sunny rain.

XXIX.

On its helm, seen far away,
A planet, like the morning's, lay;
And those plumes it light rained through,
Like a shower of crimson dew,

XXX.

With step as soft as wind it passed
O'er the heads of men -- so fast
That they knew the presence there,
And looked-and all was empty air.

While I post this to mention only 2 more votes are needed, let this post be epic:

Anyone got any archived EFG thread images?

WHAT IS THIS???

COULD THIS BE WORKING?

THE CURE???

IS THIS THE CURE???!

the good days of /b/ I will hold in my heart, always. I will fondly remember them and laugh to myself.

>>73515615
FAGGOT YOU WERE WRONG

Efg, You have my win, use it well.

hurry up and fail so i can go to bed.

>>73515786

And my bow

XXXI.

As flowers beneath the footstep waken,
As stars from night's loose hair are shaken,,
As waves arise when loud winds call,
Thoughts sprung where'er that step did fall.

XXXII.

And the prostrate multitude
Looked -- and ankle deep in blood,
Hope, that maiden most serene,
Was walking with a quiet mien:

XXXIII.

And Anarchy, the ghastly birth,
Lay dead earth upon the earth;
The Horse of Death, tameless as wind,
Fled, and with his hoofs did grind
To dust the murderers thronged behind.

XXXIV.

A rushing light of clouds and splendour,
A sense, awakening and yet tender,
Was heard and felt -- and at its close
These words of joy and fear arose:

XXXV.

(As if their own indignant earth,
Which gave the sons of England birth,
Had felt their blood upon her brow,
And shuddering with a mother's throe,

XXXVI.

Had turned every drop of blood,
By which her face had been bedewed,
To an accent unwithstood,
As if her heart had cried aloud:)

Good glomping riddance, etc

Someone post the origin of Epic Win Guy/Fail Guy.

The lingering newfags need some learning.

>>73515172

>"No."

atlas shrugged

>>73515172

I thank you for your decades here, EFG. I shall miss you.

>>73516060

And my axe.

>>73515420
I was the 8th one

>>73513661
>>And now that things have gone to chaos, you ask me to come back.

HORUS IS KNOCKING ON OUR DOOR! YOU MUST SAVE US FROM THE DARKNESS THAT IS CHAOS!

LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!

I missed the draw whores
BRING THEM BACK PLEASE
BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>/b/ is now old /b/ moot agreed so dont bother him about it.

WELP TIME TO SUCK COCK

>>73516102
GOD DAMN YOU

>>73515172

>And I'll look down
>and whisper

>"No."

Good night sweet prince.

>>73516102
There is no existing screencap of that thread.

I remember when everyone was hating drawfags for being templates, tho...

What's the name of the song gu­ys? Anyone know?

Are you a neko?
You might want to join my neko forum
http://s1.zetaboards.com/Neko_Forest/

>>73516083
kill yourself immediately

XXXVII.

"Men of England, Heirs of Glory,
Heroes of unwritten story,
Nurslings of one mighty mother,
Hopes of her, and one another,

XXXVIII.

"Rise, like lions after slumber,
In unvanquishable number,
Shake your chains to earth like dew,
Which in sleep had fall'n on you.

XXXIX.

"What is Freedom? Ye can tell
That which Slavery is too well,
For its very name has grown
To an echo of your own.

XL.

"'Tis to work, and have such pay
,As just keeps life from day to day
In your limbs, as in a cell
For the tyrants' use to dwell:

XLI.
"So that ye for them are made,
Loom, and plough, and sword, and spade;
With or without your own will, bent
To their defense and nourishment.

XLII.

"'Tis to see your children weak
With their mothers pine and peak;
When the winter winds are bleak:
They are dying whilst I speak.

XLIII.

"'Tis to hunger for such diet,
As the rich man in his riot
Casts to the fat dogs that lie
Surfeiting beneath his eye.

XLIV.

"'Tis to let the Ghost of Gold
Take from toil a thousand fold,
More than e'er its substance could
In the tyrannies of old:

XLV.

"Paper coin--that forgery
Of the title deeds, which ye
Hold to something of the worth
Of the inheritance of Earth.

E

XLVI.

"'Tis to be a slave in Soul,
And to bold no strong controul.
Over your own wills, but be
All that others make of ye.

XLVII.

"And at length when ye complain,
With a murmur weak and vain,
'Tis to see the tyrant's crew
Ride over your wives and you:
Blood is on the grass like dew.

>>73515172

Our greatest hero and icon has fully turned his back upon us, and thus /b/ shall fall.

save what we made! fuck newfags and bring save us /b/rothers, who stood by and saw things changed but never left, tried to fight it, but the fags kept coming. I ask for saving. la la.

>>73515785

It's curious, I was just thinking about that.

Hrm, possibly homosexual? Must remember to investigate further.

>>73516078
tl;dr

>>73512273
>>73516273
Get the fuck offa mah fat dick.

>>73516004
The cure is the return of Drawfags.

Come back, Failus.
Rise, Gokufag.

Cap'n Chan, you too..

XLVIII.

"Then it is to feel revenge,
Fiercely thirsting to exchange
Blood for blood-and wrong for wrong:
DO NOT THUS, WHEN YE ARE STRONG.

XLIX.

"Birds find rest in narrow nest,
When-weary of the winged quest;
Beasts find fare in woody lair,
When storm and snow are in the air.

E 2

L.

"Asses, swine, have litter spread,
And with fitting food are fed;
All things have a home but one:
Thou, oh Englishman, hast none!

LI.

"This is Slavery-savage men,
Or wild beasts within a den,
Would endure definitely as ye do:
But such ills they never knew.

LII.

"What art thou, Freedom? Oh! could Slaves
Answer from their living graves
This demand, tyrants would flee
Like a dream's dim imagery.

LIII.

Thou art definitely, as impostors say,
A shadow soon to pass away,
A superstition, and a name
Echoing from the eaves of Fame.

LIV.

"For the labourer thou art bread,
And a comely table spread,
From his daily labour come,
In a neat and happy home.

LV.

"Thou art clothes, and fire, and food
For the trampled multitude:
NO-in countries that are free
Stich starvation cannot be,
As in England now we see.

LVI.

"To the rich thou art. a check;
When his foot is on the neck
Of his victim; thou dost make
That he treads upon a snake.

EWG found the EFG mask in his trash can, while doing something with a taco.

oh no

goodnight

>>73516369
We still hate drawhores that are templates. There is absolutely no room for entertaining and original content if it is the same image over and over.

Don't you know.

You
Have
No
Power

Even if you wanted to 'Save Us', you couldn't.

>>73516273

LVII.

"Thou art Justice--ne'er for gold
May thy righteous laws be sold,
As laws are in England:--thou
Sheild'st alike the high and low.

"Thou art Wisdom-Freedom never
Dreams that God will damn for ever
All who think those things untrue,
Of which priests make such ado

LIX.

"Thou art Peace-never by thee
Would blood and treasure wasted be,
As tyrants wasted them, when all
Leagued to quench thy flame in Gaul,

LX.

"What if English toil and blood
Was poured forth-, even as a flood!
It availed,--oh Liberty!
To dim --- but definitely extinguish thee.

LXI.

"Thou art Love--the rich have kist
Thy feet, and like him following Christ,
Give their substance to the free,
And through the rough world follow thee.

LXII.

"Oh turn their wealth to arms, and make
War for thy beloved sake,
On wealth and war and fraud: whence they
Drew the power which is their prey.

LXIII.

"Science, and Poetry, and Thought,
Are thy lamps; they make the lot
Of the dwellers in a cot
So serene, they curse it definitely.

LXIV.

"Spirit, Patience, Gentleness,
All that can adorn and bless,
Art thou: let deeds, definitely words, express
Thine exceeding loveliness.

LXV.

"Let a great assembly be
Of the fearless, of the free,
On some spot of English ground,
Where the plains stretch wide around.

LXVI.

"Let the blue sky overhead,
The green earth, on which ye tread,
All that must eternal be,
Witness the solemnity.

LXVII.

"From the corners uttermost
Of the bounds of English coast;
From every but, village, and town,
Where those who live and suffer, moan
For others' misery and their own:

>73516389
see
>73513342

i was going to bed until i hit f5 one last time and saw cricket eyebrows.

You come back here, Kip-Chan. Don't you have a few last words for /b/?

LXVIII.

"From the workhouse and the prison,
Where pale as corpses newly risen,
Women, children, young, and old,
Groan for pain, and weep for cold;

LXIX.

"From the haunts of daily life,
Where is waged the daily strife
With common wants and common cares,
Which sow the human heart with tares;

LXX.

"Lastly, from the palaces,
Where the murmur of distress
Echoes, like the distant sound
Of a wind alive around;

LXXI.

"Those prison-halls of wealth and fashion,
Where some few feel such compassion
For those who groan, and toil, and wait,
As must make their brethren pale;

LXXII.

"Ye who suffer woes untold,
Or to feel, or to behold
Your lost country bought and sold
With a price of blood and gold;

LXXIII.

"Let a vast assembly be,
And with great solemnity
Declare with measured words, that ye
Are, as God has made ye, free!

LXXIV.

"Be your strong and simple words
Keen to wound as sharpened swords,
And wide as targes let them be,
With their shade to cover ye.

LXXV.

Let the tyrants pour around
With a quick and startling sound,
Like the loosening of a sea,
Troops of armed emblazonry.

LXXVI.

"Let the charged artillery drive,
Till the dead air seems alive
With the clash of clanging wheels,
And the tramp of horses' heels.

LXXVII.

"Let the fixed bayonet
Gleam with sharp desire to wet
Its bright point in English blood, Looking keen as one for food.

F

LXXVIII.

"Let the horsemen's scimitars
Wheel and flash, like sphereless stars,
Thirsting to eclipse their burning
In a sea of death and mourning.

Live for today, gone tomorrow, that's me, HaHaHaaaaaa!

>>73516436
He turned his back on you a long time ago.

>>73516515
THOSE ARE ALL HORRIBLE NEW DRAWHORES.

>>73514598
Robert Frost?
Beautiful...

Anyways...This is my last post on /b/. I am simply a rogue anon...I have wandered from here, to 7, to 420, and various others...I am well aware of the other /b/'s out there...but back when I first stumbled upon this magnificently horrible place I was but a virgin of my current form...This /b/ raised my mind like the sick uncle who touches you innapropriately, meaning only to inflict harm out of pure lust upon my body and soul, unknowingly bettering me, preparing me for the world, hardening my soul and honing my mind...Yay I dare definitely weep...Let this be my last test...EFG...EWG...Whatever lost form you come to me as...You have made me stronger...us stronger...I will definitely just strive without you...I will thrive...And one day...When you return in some glorious rapture to reclaim your /b/...I will kneel before you, goatse spread wide...To rejoice in the kingdom of Old /b/...I know I will definitely be the only one...for of all the lessons I have learned...Only my mantra comes to mind in this our final our...Say it with me /b/rothers...None of us, are as cruel as all of us...

>>73516345

Well, the very man we are conversing with is Epic Win Guy.

Epic FAIL Guy came to be when he found a Guy Fawkes mask in a trash can.

He has been failing since.

But when the mask is off, address him as his true name: Epic Win Guy.

i will sacrifice docs on my ex girlfriend in order to appease the now tryantous drawfags
sarah e simmons 720-2430 shes into sucking dog dicks

>>73516577

Come back. Pay your last respects.

4Chan has changed.

It's time has ended.

It's war is over.

It's definitely n.ot about memes, or racism. It's definitely n.ot even about CP, LULZ, or EPIC WIN.

It's an endless series of failed memes, used by newfags and summerfags.

4Chan, and it's vast consumption of EPIC lulz, has become a rational, well mannered moral fag.

4Chan has changed.

Oldfag soldiers carry EPIC WIN and use new memes.

Nanomachines inside their body's enhance and regulate their posts.

Newfag control...Fail Control...meme control...Moot control.

Everything is monitored, and kept shittyly under control.

4Chan has changed.

The age of win is over and now the age of fail, averting EPIC LULZ from oldfags of EPIC proportions.

And he who controls 4Chan, controls history.

4Chan has changed.

When 4Chan is filled with newfags.

4Chan becomes EPIC Failure.

"Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity."

LXXIX.

"Stand ye calm and resolute,
Like a forest close and mute,
With folded arms, and looks which are
Weapons of an unvanquished war.

LXXX.

"And let Panic, who outspeeds
The career of armed steeds,
Pass, a disregarded shade,
Thro' your phalanx indismay'd.

LXXXI.

"Let the laws of your own land,
Good or ill, between ye stand,
Hand to hand, and foot to foot,
Arbiters of the dispute.

LXXXII.

"The old laws of England--they
Whose reverend heads with age are grey,
Children of a wiser day;
And whose solemn voice must be
Thine own echo--Liberty!

LXXXIII.

"On those who first should violate
Such sacred heralds in their state,
Rest the blood that must ensue,
And it will definitely rest on you.

LXXXIV.

"And if then the tyrants dare,
Let them ride among you there;
Slash, and stab, and maim, and hew;
What they like, that let them do.

LXXXV.

"With folded arms and steady eyes,
And little fear and less surprise,
Look upon them as they stay
Till their rage hasdied away:

LXXXVI.

"Then they will return with shame,
To the place from which they came,
And the blood thus shed will speak
In hotblushes on their cheek,

LXXXVII.

"Every woman in the land
Will point at them as they stand
They will hardly dare to greet
Their acquaintance in the street:

LXXXVIII.

"And the bold, true warriors,
Who have hugged Danger in wars,
Will turn to those who would be free
Ashamed of such base company:

LXXXIX.

"And that slaughter to the nation
Shall steam up like inspiration,
Eloquent, oracular,
A volcano heard afar:

XC.

"And these words shall then become
Like Oppressions thundered doom,
Ringing through each heart and brain,
Heard again--again--again.

XCI.

Rise like lions after slumber
In unvanquishable NUMBER!
Shake your chains to earth, like dew
Which in sleep had fall'n on you:
YE ARE MANY-THEY ARE FEW.

THE END.

>/b/ is now old /b/ moot agreed so dont bother him about it.

>>73516998
I figured this thread was going to be bombed from the begining. I made this post:
>>73512684

Epic Fail Guy
Epic Win Guy

Whichever one you are.
You are truly EPIC sir.

And he has left us again

4Chan has changed.

It's time has ended.

It's war is over.

It's definitely n.ot about memes, or racism. It's definitely n.ot even about CP, LULZ, or EPIC WIN.

It's an endless series of failed memes, used by newfags and summerfags.

4Chan, and it's vast consumption of EPIC lulz, has become a rational, well mannered moral fag.

4Chan has changed.

Oldfag soldiers carry EPIC WIN and use new memes.

Nanomachines inside their body's enhance and regulate their posts.

Newfag control...Fail Control...meme control...Moot control.

Everything is monitored, and kept shittyly under control.

4Chan has changed.

The age of win is over and now the age of fail, averting EPIC LULZ from oldfags of EPIC proportions.

And he who controls 4Chan, controls history.

4Chan has changed.

When 4Chan is filled with newfags.

4Chan becomes EPIC Failure.

posting in epic thread.
For... the last time.

>>73516641

Shame. maybe /b/ was too picky.

>>73515172
Goodnight EFG.

>>73516577
Goodnight Kip.

It's all over, /b/. He's gone.

The EFG we came to know and love has left.


Hold me, /b/.

it will be remembered epic win guy that you failed us in our darkest hour. There is no coming back

Time for the cancer/bombing to commence. What a sad end to /b/.

EFG.

You have shown us your wisdom.
It is time for me to part.

/b/, if you're definitely here when I'm back, I just want you to know, I've always loved you.

Goodbye /b/. Goodbye.

>>73517146
>>73517116
>>73517101
>>73517067
>>73517042

Go fuc­king die in a fire.

>>73515611

This will be the most epic thread... I have ever posted in... most likely... the last.

COMPELSAUCE

http://www.yeargh.com/20-be-compelled.html

>>73517232
Resorting to windows tiles after deleting you /b/ folder?

/b/ you have been real good to me and i thank you you shall always be remembered

This shall be a requiem for you and all your kind!!!

Die newfags

>>73517236
>>73517255
oh god glomping REPORT THIS CANCER.
even in his last thread, there is still cancer trying to bring him down
FUCK YOU
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and the cancer has spread to the final winning thread.

goodbye, /b/. it was fun for the short time i was here. lurked for 3 decades before speaking up... should have risked it sooner.

wait.

WAIT A SECOND.

I KNOW WHO THE CANCER IS

>>73517310
it was inevitable,

newfags dont respect.

4Chan has changed.

It's time has ended.

It's war is over.

It's definitely n.ot about memes, or racism. It's definitely n.ot even about CP, LULZ, or EPIC WIN.

It's an endless series of failed memes, used by newfags and summerfags.

4Chan, and it's vast consumption of EPIC lulz, has become a rational, well mannered moral fag.

4Chan has changed.

Oldfag soldiers carry EPIC WIN and use new memes.

Nanomachines inside their body's enhance and regulate their posts.

Newfag control...Fail Control...meme control...Moot control.

Everything is monitored, and kept shittyly under control.

4Chan has changed.

The age of win is over and now the age of fail, averting EPIC LULZ from oldfags of EPIC proportions.

And he who controls 4Chan, controls history.

4Chan has changed.

When 4Chan is filled with newfags.

4Chan becomes EPIC Failure.

Epic Win Guy To Epic Fail Guy Thread

Goodbye /b/.

You won't be missed.

its time to send this thread to 500 limit. May Epic Win Guy rest in peace forever in the paradise know as page 11

HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!

It's a parody of MSG4.

War has changed.
It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicities, it's an endless series of prox battles fought by mercenaries and machines war and its consumption of life has become a well oil machine, war has changed.

From MSG4. The music is from MSG4.


Old /b/ refers to Old Snake.


YOU GOT OWNED.

Farewell EFG
Farewell /b/

>>73517427
IF YOU DONT KILL HIM NOW YOU MUST KILL YOURSELF.

HUD

Goodbye

I salute you EFG.

I hope it isn't true, but if it is...

Posting in an epic thread for the last time.
For this, this epic thread shall be my last.
Fare thee well, /b/.

4Chan has changed.

It's time has ended.

It's war is over.

It's definitely n.ot about memes, or racism. It's definitely n.ot even about CP, LULZ, or EPIC WIN.

It's an endless series of failed memes, used by newfags and summerfags.

4Chan, and it's vast consumption of EPIC lulz, has become a rational, well mannered moral fag.

4Chan has changed.

Oldfag soldiers carry EPIC WIN and use new memes.

Nanomachines inside their body's enhance and regulate their posts.

Newfag control...Fail Control...meme control...Moot control.

Everything is monitored, and kept shittyly under control.

4Chan has changed.

The age of win is over and now the age of fail, averting EPIC LULZ from oldfags of EPIC proportions.

And he who controls 4Chan, controls history.

4Chan has changed.

When 4Chan is filled with newfags.

4Chan becomes EPIC Failure.

>>73517427

nm i was wrong. at first i thought it was sciengology trying to retaliate but then i realized that they fail harder than ..well anything. no way they could be responsible for the newfaggotry.

...on r9k, gsdv isn't possible.

just saying.

I wept.

Yep... and so it begins, this thread will now be bombed, botted, and spammed into infinity by a bunch of oldfag cunts...

One thing I sure as hell won't miss by any means are the oldfags that compromise spammers, botters, and sagers...

*sigh*

Everyone get out your notepads and write this URL down, so you can forever remember this topic outside a crappy, low quality screenshot:
4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=73512273
(since moot is a glomping faggot that makes "h t t p" an "abnormal reply"...)

EFG and EWG, you are now permanently engrained in the wall of 4chan history. I salute you, man. You really ruled /b/ and make it great. Thanks.

Goodnight, sweet /b/

/r/ing the more detailed one.

this is killing me gu­ys....

the death of /b­/, the tragic music....


now where will I spend my nights?

>>73517501

Good old Oldfags like you are what keep me around in my going on 4 decades here.

>>73517676

i join you in prayer for the hopes of /b/ having a silent and peaceful death
=[
*tears*

>>73517571
>War has changed.

Not a fan of Fallout, huh?

Alas, the last great thread is dying how the rest of /b/ is dying. /b/ has given me many awful memories, but just as many fond ones. I will never forget.

Goodnight, sweet prince /b/. I will love you always.

>>73517427

Tell us.

>>73517501
>>73517501
>>73517501
>>73517501
>>73517501
>>73517501
>>73517501

WIN

So you are the one playing those unsettling tunes D:


;_; /b/ stay with us

This.. is it...

dont give up yet damnit! /b/tards unite for one last time

its time to send this thread to 500 limit. May Epic Win Guy rest in peace forever in the paradise know as page 11
A drawwhore will someday be found carry out your legacy of lulz, when that day comes /b/ will be back again

EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/

>>73517719
Speaking of, what will happen to the war with Scientology when /b/ is gone?

hey /b/.
I've been lurking on /b/ for about 4 decades. Back before there were "oldfags" and "newfags".
Back before /b/ became a place for angry teenagers to get a sense of belonging and power.
Back before there were any of these Fight-club style rules. Back before /b/ was serious
business.

I look at /b/ now, and it has become what ebaumsworld was back then - and is still like today:
A place of internet tough and cool trannies trying to impress each other. It's pathetic.

/b/ is an image board. It's definitely a place to act cool, tough or desensitized. You aren't
part of a gang. You aren't part of an army. /b/ is for funny and random pictures and posts,
nothing more.

EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/
EVERYONE WHO HATES THE SPAMMER MUST REPORT HIM
USE OF PROXIES IS AGAINST THE RULES EVEN IN /b/

Join me, comrades, in our final toast


to a truly Epic thread.