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okay this has to be some sort of recrod three ass threads in one day

I can't stop thinking about Spanky's ass... how big and round it is... how soft it must feel... how heavenly it would be to give it a playful little squeeze...

(no offense Spanky, it's just that your butt sounds like something hand-crafted by the gods themselves)

Turds says I do look like Haruko
although I have been told I look like a lot of anime girls cause "I have a very anime face"
meaning I could look like a lot of different anime girls depending on color color and if i wore contacts

but the closest anime girl I look to right now
is probably Haruhi
(although my eyes are green)
and I act like her too

>>858505

That's funny cause i don't have to think. I know ;)

>>858512
You bastard ;_;

>>858515

>>You lucky bastard ;_;

well people used to write stuff about my ass in the boys bathroom in highschool
ahha

>>858519
Well at least answer me this at least; if you spank her butt, does it leave those gorgeous red handprints on it?

i havnt looked through the previous threads thoroughly feel free to yell at me if i am re-posting stuff.

>>858527

If I spank it hard enough, which i often do...So to answer your question yes.

And might I add that it gives off a slight jiggle, just enough to make you wanna slap it again.

>>858531
Oh god I can only imagine...

CC - Spanky
Lelouch -Turds

>>858531
hence my name "Spanky"

>>858532
What about size? How big is it in relation to your head?

>>858533

lol even though Lelouch annoys the shit out of me sometimes, now that Rolo's gone he has become straight again. So I'll take it. I'm sure she would envision it the same way too...maybe Mao i dunno. Either way good job.

>>858533
I do have a CC ass.
when I cosplay as her and Kallen I'll let you guys know lol

although Turds looks more like Kisuke Urahara or Dante(DMC)

Actually we were planning on doing the whole CC and Dante cosplay since they both are nuts about Pizza. Never seen that done before at a con.

my next planned cosplay is Misty tho
cause it's cheap and I has no moneys

Turds you never answered my question :(

>>858543
TURDSS!!!
we should go to pizza hut tomorrow
cause it would be tasty mmmm

God damnit Turds you've ruined this thread for me

I can't even focus on the pics anymore. All I can think about is Spanky's perfect rear

None of these pics could amount to its greatness ;_;

>>858536

Oh sorry it got lost amidst the posts. it's defiantly bigger than my head. She's trying to measure it right now so hang on.

>>858550
You're with her RIGHT NOW???

Give it a pinch for me PLEASE!!!

>>858545
hold on we are trying to answer it via webcam

>>858546

I'm down for some pizza.

>>858554

lol i wish. I'm on cam with her i had to take her home. Earlier.

It's about 14 inches across give or take.

souce

http://vida-bizzarra.blogspot,com/

TT, has she ever sat on your lap or hotdogged you (or any other form of ass-to-cock contact)?

aww Horo<3
that reminds me that I still have to hunt down a wheat field that I can run around naked w/ fox ears and a tail where no one will see me and get me arrested.

>>858570

yes and yes. anal=good.

anal=fav

>>858578

I second that.

>>858576
OH GOD YOU'VE DONE ANAL WITH HER?

I'm... speechless

Alright, just one last question before I unload all over the place; what's it feel like to be inside her ass, to thrust your pelvis against her soft cheeks until you reach unspeakable extasy, to stretch her tight butthole so its just elastic enough for your cockhead to probe mercilessly, and to top it all off with unleading your hot cum right down her intestinal tract?

TL;DR, describe what you feel when fucking her ass plz

>>858588
LOL x's 10

i think basco left lol

So Spanky, anything you'd like to say on behalf of your ass?

>>858588

Your typing skills are excellent. Well for one thing it is tighter than any vag. It is like your own personal dick sleeve, caressing and convulsing constantly as it coils itself around the shaft. Then if that isn't enough it gets wetter and wetter as I pound harder and deeper, but it is still tightly gripped around my dick. It's a very odd feeling, almost as if it shouldn't happen...but it does. Cummings a breeze cause there is no worry. So that makes it feel even better It's hard to describe but if ever given the chance you will know exactly what i am talking about.

I hope i answered your question

>>858598
"you have to see it to believe it"
lol

it's pretty much like an epic hentai

the aftermath

>>858615

mhmm. loads of cum. Epic.

/thread

>>858603
Whew... thanks for that.

If I hadn't posted for a while, it was because I was looking for the perfect video to replicate that vivid mental image. Well that was quite an ordeal.

Thanks for sharing that bit of personal info with me, Spanky and TT. I used to not worry about being a virgin but now, I REALLY hope I don't stay a virgin forever.

This thread deserves to be archived just for that one paragraph. Oh, and Spanky, I hope you don't mind me telling you I want to toss your salad every time I see you.

Goodnight, folks.

>>858644

<3

>>858644
lol but you haven't even seen me

>>858654
I mean, like see you posting here.

lol ok
night anon
:P

souce

http://vida-bizzarra.blogspot,com/

Win thread is win

>>858692

Agreed.

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When will we get proof of Spanky's ass in all it's splendor? I understand the desire for anonymity, so all we request is ass with timestamp and another item to be determined later.

ass?

>>858971
I second the notion.

you realize I can't do that right?
cause there would be some jealous fattie on here who would report me and I would get banned from 4chan
and we wouldn't want that now would we?

>>859115
You could post it on /s/

>>859115

Odds are about 75:1 you're a man anyway.

>>859132

Odds are 1:1 that you are a jealous fatty anyway.

>>859121
this is true, I never thought of that
I'll take pics tomorrow and post them there
i'll let you guys know when I post them
:D
timestamp and everything just so ppl don't bitch

>>859139
I'll finally get to see Spanky's fabled glorious posterior...

There... there IS a god...

>>859139
Oh, don't forget to include at least one pic of your asshole

Sickens me

>>858657
stop posting pics of my wife turds...grrrr

>>859208
see
>>859136

>>859139
As for the item, maybe a shoe somewhere unobtrusive.

so we're getting exclusive ass? sweet!

souce

http://vida-bizzarra.blogspot,com/

>>859868
lol ok

I'll finish the thread off

And here we go.

Spanky, are you going to give us a link when you post pics?

O_o wow, i just wanted to talk to spanky cus she seemed to be a misa fan over in my thread
I had no idea all this was going on.

>>860384
dude, seriously stfu about spanky. gtfo.

bebebbe

I'm about to post the pics on /s/ FYI

>>>/s/4717612

damn you guys are quick but yes they are up

I have to say, it is an epic ass.

>>859136

6'1", 165 pounds. Sorry to disappoint you but thank you for playing.

>>860760
You probably didn't convert weight from kg to lbs, but whatever.

>>860760
Either way, you were wrong

>>860764

But I'm not the one slobbering over pictures of the ass of an attention whore who talks like a kawaii desu baka neko ne ^_^_^^^;; weeaboo, am I?

SURE IS GAIAFAG AROUND HERE

Don't listen to those faggots in /s/, Spanky. You are perfect and extremely beautiful. You have a beautiful face and a very feminine body. You are truly a goddess among us.

>>860767
That's what makes you gay

So, Spanky, will you ever post more?

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Truly anonymous - you are not traceable there unlike here on Retardchan.

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>>860767
when did I talk like that other than mocking that one anon? lol

>>860767
sure is butthurt tripfag in here

>>858610
then pix :D

>>860789
You must be blind. Lurk in the thread a little longer.

Spanky's gone, you guys...

Only God knows when she'll be back...

>>862175
she said she would be back at about midnight EST.

>>862194
It's 12:37 EST. Either Spanky is late getting home, or something terrible has happened.

Guys calm down, go outside have a smoke and try no to get another thread deleted because of spam.

>>862212
OMG LET'S PANIC

Maybe she is just tired and is going to bed...

>>862226
Look, all I know is the mod on /s/ has been deleting Spanky threads with extreme prejudice, and, if anything, Turds hasn't even posted either since to give us an update. I worry for the both of them.

>>862237
They are fine. Mods always delete camwhore threads quickly off /s/.

they will be missed but the show goes on.

I posted them a little earlier because ppl from England wanted them earlier than 5am(their time)

but if someone wants to start another thread on /s/
i guess I'll repost them since i did say i would post at midnight

>>862235
CRISIS AVERTED

>>862251
Sharebee the .rar of all the pics you took today please?

>>862251
No, you don't have to do that. Besides, the mods are a bit peeved right now.

Just view them at my photobucket account.

>>862256
Which is here
http://s633.photobucket.com/albums/uu58/Virtual_Boy_03/

Also, forgot my trip

>>862256
http://s633.photobucket.com/albums/uu58/Virtual_Boy_03/

hmmm perhaps i might have stuck my foot in my mouth.

>>862256
And how do we know where your photobucket account is? A rapidshare really is the best idea, because then it doesn't get deleted before people get to see it.

>>862278
You could go to the account and make an RS yourself then, I guess.

>>862281
It seems I didn't refresh the thread before you posted the link. My apologies.

why would they delete her stuff, what did she do wrong?

>>862517
camwhoring is not allowed in /s/.

>>862522
is there a room where self nude shots are allowed?

>>862539
/b/